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I am Mia.

[laughing]

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What did I tell you?

The best apples in the country,

right here in my own backyard.

Didn't your backyard end at

that fence we came through?

What's a fence anyway?

Look at that!

Think of the pie I can make

with an apple like that!

Grandpa Renzo...

Shh! You'll disturb the apple.

[Contessa Di Nola]

You, you there!

As I recall, "idle chitchat"

is not included

in your job description!

Yes, that's slightly better!

I'm watching!

[horse neighs]

That horse.

I wish I'd never bothered.

Don't you let him go again!

Why is good help

so hard to find?

I don't think so.

This wouldn't by any chance

be the Di Nola's orchard,

would it?

- The Contessa Di Nola and - I have an understanding.

You mean you understand

that you steal apples

- from her grove and she - doesn't know about it?

Exactly.

- And it's worked very - well for us so far.

[horse neighs]

- Which part of - "stay out of my summer"

Did you not understand?

- You thought - the daughter was bad.

Wait until you get

a load of the mother.

Mother, this is Mia,

the one I told you about.

Aw, you talk about me?

I'm so touched!

You should know that the

police are on their way.

There's probably an unpleasant

name for this kind of theft.

Grand theft apple?

Whatever that name is,

you will be charged with it.

You never pick these apples.

Every year, they just spoil.

What I do with my

crops is my business,

not the business of a...

You.

You there!

I thought I made myself clear!

What are you doing?

Saving these apples from a

long, slow, pointless death.

Giving their short little

lives meaning by ending them

with dignity in my famous

apple pie, which you

and your lovely-ish

daughter are welcome to come

and share with us as

compensation for your loss.

What do you say, Contessa?

[chicken clucking]

Let's see. We've got

apple theft, trespassing,

and I'm gonna call that

illegal dumping of scrap metal.

I'm afraid you three are

going to have to come with me.

Thank you, officer.

Do away with them, please.

Yes, ma'am.

Of course I'm here to serve.

Was that sarcasm?

I can't tell.

Well, perpetrators.

Caught in the red.

What to do?

- [Silvio] - How long are these gonna take?

Renzo! I have to be back

on duty in one hour.

Silvio and I have known

each other since school.

It was Silvio who told me

this farm was for sale,

wasn't it, Silvio?

- Yeah, only because it - guaranteed me apple pies,

Which you are not

living up to, yet.

[meows]

- I'll take Mimi out before she - jumps up and eats everything.

Grandpa Renzo, is this yours?

You brought it back.

It was taking up

space in my garage.

Well, Renzo had this since

we were in a band, what,

20, 30 years ago?

You were in a band?

- I don't know if - I'd call it that.

- -[chickens clucking] - -[sheep bleating]

Ooh, that's more fans

than we ever had.

Okay!

Okay!

One, two, one,

two, three, four.

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Don't, don't stop!

I'll be right back!

[bracelet] Hi, Mia!

Say your password.

Sometimes a cough,

sometimes a sneeze

can bring all enemies

to their knees.

[laughs] Whoa!

Whoa!

Wow, totally nailed

that landing.

[screaming]

Mia!

Sorry, didn't see you there.

That's okay!

[coughs] I'm used to it.

I just usually do it to myself.

Welcome back.

Good to see you.

Now, hurry up!

They're waiting in there!

-Who? What? Where?

-[Yuko] You don't know?

Oh, right, you just got here!

Yeah! Emergency meeting!

In the palace!

Now!

- Funtopia's still - anchored to the shore.

If you ask me, he's not planning

on leaving anytime soon.

I'm sure Rixel's aware

he's no longer welcome here

but I'll send him

an official declaration.

- We'll make it loud - and clear that...

[Phuddle] Lunch break!

Nothing spices up

a boring important meeting

like my scrumptious pepper soup.

More than enough for everyone!

[Queen]

That's very thoughtful of...

Oh, wow!

That certainly is pepper soup.

[sneezes] We appreciate

the thought, Phuddle.

Oh, come on.

It can't be that bad.

[sniffing, sneezes]

Needs less pepper and more...

- -Um, well... - -[Queen sneezes]

Pepper's the only ingredient.

[all sneezing]

He always makes such a

fuss about his appearance.

Shh!

Here he comes!

I have failed you a couple of

times now, I'll give you that.

But this time...

You've done

nothing but fail me!

You're failing me this moment!

Every second you are

without the winged unicorn,

you are failing me!

I don't know if that's

- a completely - accurate thing to say.

Capture the unicorn!

[whimpering]

So, what foolish plan do

you have in mind now?

An outright attack, just

like the good old days

when I was big game

hunting for Funtopia.

It won't work.

Those unicorns really kick.

They kick hard and

they keep on kicking.

We're not hunting the unicorn.

What?

First things first.

Gurga and I will

storm the elven palace

and recapture my circus animals!

Did you not hear

what he just said?

You stay here and

prepare some fluid.

The flying unicorn can wait.

It's a matter of principles.

The circus animals

are my property.

Anyway, I'll be back

for supper time.

The elves are totally

defenseless! [chuckles]

- Ah! - No, they're not.

They have their waterglares

and their devastating Trumptus.

It'll take more than

squirt guns and a kazoo

to defeat Rixel and

the mighty Gurga!

[groans]

It's not a kazoo.

[Mo] If you carry around a fire

whip, you're a definite threat.

If you also ride

a fire-breathing dino-dragon,

you're a total menace!

And don't forget about

those nasty Fire Gongos!

- The waterglares work well - against them.

- Yeah, but when Gurga's - around, they're never-ending.

[hippo groaning]

Our circus friends are hungry.

They're a joy to have around,

but they do require

a lot of care.

Mo, Yuko, can you make sure

Xolana, Shiva, and Lasita

are tending to their needs?

Sure thing!

I'd better check on Onchao.

We should definitely come

up with names for them.

Yeah!

I was thinking

Scrobbit, Flo, and Miri!

Sure. Perfect.

Fine by me.

You guys like melons, right?

Here you go.

- -[grunting] - -[thud]

[laughing]

-[shrieking]

-[thud]

You can't just throw

their food at them.

Here you go, Flo.

Good girl. And Scrobbit.

Nice catch!

How about a nice mushroom, Miri?

You like those, don't you, girl?

When did she get

so good with animals?

Animals? Where?

Lasita, have you seen Onchao?

Not in a long while.

Do you need help finding him?

It's okay.

I'm sure he'll turn up.

[unicorns neighing]

- Why aren't you - turning up, Onchao?

Where are you?

Onchao! What are you doing

here all by yourself?

[neighs]

You are like Esko

and the others.

Your wings don't make you

any less of a unicorn.

You're a unicorn

with a special gift.

[neighs]

- You'll never be happy - pretending you don't have wings.

You love to fly!

And I love flying with you.

[whinnies]

[laughs] Yeah, let's

see those feathers!

[laughs] Your wings

are beautiful!

Come on, let's have some fun!

[neighs]

Testing, testing. Okay.

Now hear this, elves!

I know you don't like me

anymore,

but you are in possession

of some things that

are rightfully mine.

So I'm afraid we must

engage in some negotiation.

Let us have a heart to heart

and I'm sure we can arrive

at a mutually

beneficial resolution!

What's he yammering on about?

He's after the animals!

Come on, Yuko.

Let's show him how we negotiate.

Mo, how do you

plan on negotiating?

We're gonna blast him!

I appreciate your spirit

but resolving a conflict

through dialogue is always

preferable to "blasting."

[Mo and Yuko sigh]

- So I want you and Yuko - to hear him out first.

- -Very well. - -Just be careful.

- I have a suspicion - he's not alone.

[Rixel gasps]

All right, Rixel, we gotta

hear you out, so let's hear it!

Please, first things

first, Prince Mo.

Tell me, how are my

poor animals doing?

They're doing much better,

now that they're free from you.

I'm sure that's not true.

They must be lost without me!

Return them to me

now and I promise

to leave Centopia immediately.

The animals are happy

right where they are.

There's nothing I can

say to change your mind?

- -No. - -[sighs] All right then.

I'll go.

But won't you allow

me a final farewell

to my beloved

longtime companions?

[roars]

-Gurga! Attack!

-[Yuko] It's a trap!

Watch out!

[croaks]

Come on, let's go!

Into the crater with you!

- -Yee-ha! - -[whip cracks]

[gasping]

[gasping]

- -[gasping] - -[flames giggle evilly]

Smoked 'em!

- [Yuko] - Nice one, Mo!

[Lasita laughs]

- It's gonna be tough to - save the animals if Rixel

Gets into the crater.

If he gets in here with

Gurga, it's gonna be tough

to save the palace!

- They can't keep - that up forever!

The waterdome would douse

those gongos but Phuddle

turned it into a lawn sprinkler

that doesn't even work!

There must be something

we can use against them.

-Order up!

-The Trumptus!

Time to face the music, Rixel!

[horn blares]

- What are you going - to do with that?

Play me a victory tune?

[horn blares]

Can't really dance to it.

Do you know any other notes?

We need backup.

I'll call Mia.

To Mia!

[laughs] There you go!

[neighs]

You're not showing off!

You're just being

yourself and having fun!

[Lyria neighs]

You're very welcome.

He was just feeling down.

But don't worry.

He's back to his old self now.

Uh-oh. Yuko's calling.

That's hardly ever good news.

[neighs]

If it's okay with your

mom, it's okay with me.

[Lyria neighs]

Let's fly!

Ha-ha! You, fool!

Come on, Gurga, no

one can stop us now!

- [Mo] - Our weapons are useless!

- [Yuko] - I can see that myself!

Oh, no! They're inside!

I have to do something!

Stop soaking me with those!

It's annoying!

[neighs]

The winged unicorn!

- I had him scheduled - in for tomorrow,

But if he's coming to

me, yoo-hoo, let's do it!

Careful, Onchao!

You're getting too close!

Ha-ha! Yah!

- -Ha! - -Did you see that?

- That little guy's - got some skills!

Nice dodge!

[laughing]

These waterglares

are getting us nowhere!

We did soak them to the bone.

- [Mo] We're just helping - cool them off.

I'm fresh out, anyway.

- I think it's time - to spice things up.

And I know just the thing.

Elves, load your waterglares

with Phuddle's pepper soup!

"Sometimes a cough,

sometimes a sneeze

can bring all enemies

to their knees!"

Why not try our soup

of the day, Rixel?

[sneezing]

Gurga!

Out of the crater with you, now!

[Rixel and Gurga sneezing]

[Gurga sneezes]

[Rixel sneezes]

Buffoonery!

[laughing]

- -Hey! - -Ha!

Well, well, looks like your

plan went off without a hitch.

[sniffs] What's that smell?

Pepper?

[sneezes]

Never mind.

I, on the other hand,

have managed to finish this.

- [Rixel] - Only one flask?

What were you doing all day,

swimming laps in it?

Master!

Welcome!

This is odd.

I don't see a winged

unicorn anywhere.

[Rixel chuckles nervously]

Where is it?

Master, the elves

have this soup...

Soup?

Yes, and they were

shooting it at Gurga and I,

and it was very...

The elves shot soup at you?

Yes, I know, it

sounds ridiculous.

But the soup, it made us...

[Gurga sneezes]

What is your lizard doing?

No, no, Gurga!

Stifle it!

The fluid!

[gasping]

[Rixel]

Gurga, no, no. Stifle it!

[sneezing]

It surprises me greatly

to say that once again,

something Phuddle did

has saved the day.

And though it was largely

completely by accident, again,

we still owe him our thanks.

Aw, shucks.

Let's not focus on whose

soup saved the day.

Let's just celebrate our victory

with my brand-new recipe!

Who's first?

Eurgh!

Uh, sure.

I'll give it a shot.

[sniffs]

She's not sneezing.

That's a good sign.

Oh! What do you... [coughs]

call it?

I was thinking, "Salt Soup."

That's what I thought.

Too much salt?

I could cut back by a cup

or two. Or three, or four.

[laughing]

[chuckles]

- Do you need something to get - the taste out of your mouth?

It's okay, Yuko.

I have to go.

- Don't worry, there's warm apple - pie waiting for me at home.

Sounds yummy!

It beats salt soup for sure!

- [Mia] - Bye, everyone!

[everyone] Bye, Mia!

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Grandpa Renzo, shouldn't

that pie come out?

- It's only been - cooking five minutes.

Oh, right.

I forgot about that time thing.

Forgot what?

Um, nothing,

I'm just really hungry.

Mm, that's better.

I'll be fine.

Good? Tasty?

They are Mimi's.

[all laughing]

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