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[Spider-Man] Welcome to Superhero 101,
[car alarm blaring]
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where the street is your classroom,
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and books are replaced with
on-the-job training.
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[grunts]
[yells]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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That's good, because I'm a...
hands-on kind of guy.
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[sighs] I'm terrible at quipping.
[grunts]
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That quip would've worked better
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if you actually used your hands.
[grunts]
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Hands, see? Nailed it.
[grunting]
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As if one Spider-Man in this town
wasn't annoying enough!
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You know what they say,
two web heads are better than one.
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[grunts] You know your
jokes are horrible, right?
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[grunting] Have you ever
stopped a bad guy with comedy?
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Not yet, but there's
a first time for everything.
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Like you, trying out those
new web shooters you built.
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Great idea.
Take this, Scorpion.
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Okay. The shooters work great.
Your aim? Not so much.
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I guess I got a few things to learn.
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You probably did too when
you first started out, right?
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You mean three months ago?
Yeah, I should think so.
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[grunting]
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[groans] I'm not exactly
what you call a veteran.
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Well, you're a great teacher.
And besides,
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I need a mentor who can
spin webs and stick to walls.
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So, that kind of narrows my options
down to you. I'm... flattered?
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Do you two ever stop talking?
[communicator beeps]
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Copy that. Moving into
second position now.
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- Hey, where does he think he's going?
- Something's not right here.
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You getting your spider
tingle, jangle thing?
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It's called "Spider-Sense."
And no, it's just more of a gut thing.
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[Miles] Ugh. Spider gut?
Thankfully, I didn't get that power.
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What I mean is, Scorpion's more of
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a "gloat about his evil plans"
type of bad guy,
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and he hasn't mentioned
what he's up to.
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We were in the middle of a
conversation, and you ran off. So rude.
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Joke all you want.
My job is done here.
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[man] Over the years, I've
roamed the jungles of the world,
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stalking the most
dangerous creatures alive.
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- Huh?
- Oh, man!
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"Kraven's Amazing Hunt" is on.
It's my favorite show.
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But today I've come
to the asphalt jungle
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to hunt something different.
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Hey! That's us!
We're on TV!
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The most dangerous prey of all,
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the menace known as Spider-Man.
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You might wanna pick
a new favorite show.
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Any last words, Spider-Man?
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- Uh...
- [Kraven] Eh? Two spider-men?
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Thanks a lot.
What? I'm not Spider-Man.
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I'm a totally different guy.
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Besides, these reality shows
are all fake anyway.
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Move!
[grunts]
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Fake, huh? You really gotta work
on that Spider-Sense of yours.
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[communicator beeps]
[scoffs]
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I told you not to call me
when we're live.
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Do you want both of them?
[chuckles]
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- My pleasure.
- Tranquilizer darts?
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So maybe he's not trying
to kill us on live television.
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He takes his prey home
and does it there.
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But it's all just a show
for the cameras, right?
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Something tells me this guy's
more about the reality
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and less about the show.
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Gwen, look!
[Spider-Man grunting]
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Spidey's on Kraven's Amazing Hunt.
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- [gasps] So is Miles!
- What about Miles? [gasps]
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Uh, I was just saying, this...
is Miles' favorite show.
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Really?
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I don't know if I approve
of these types of shows.
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I think they just dull your senses.
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Scorpion must've been a setup.
He was just bait.
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Yep. And we took it hook, line, and stinger.
We're still live on TV.
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Then we better get out of here
and come up with a plan
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to deal Mr. Reality a reality check.
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Do not fear, good viewers.
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Kraven the Hunter
always gets his target.
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I can leap with the agility of a jaguar,
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swing with the ease of
an orangutan... [grunts]
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[sniffing]
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and strategize with the
cleverness of a human.
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To which terrain
did the prey escape?
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Uh, huh?
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[sighs]
Which way did they go?
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- Oh, uh, they went that way.
- Much thanks.
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Let's head down 5th Avenue.
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I find the wind current there
increases my swing speed.
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[beeps]
Uh-oh. I forgot.
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Kraven studies his prey's patterns and
then sets traps based on their behavior.
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He totally knows everything
we're gonna do! [beeps]
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Wait! What?
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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You're saying he's booby-trapped
all of New York City?
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Yeah...
Pretty cool, right?
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Are you not the least bit concerned
that someone is hunting us?
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Sure.
But he has to catch us first.
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Only a matter of time, young spider.
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Preferably 22 minutes,
not counting commercials.
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[Miles] One thing's for sure:
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I am never wearing my Kraven
Fan Club shirt ever again!
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Worth every penny.
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- Adrian.
- What is it?
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My latest plan
to capture the spider-men.
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Since my Slayer wasn't able to retrieve
either of these spider specimens,
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I figured why not hire
the world's greatest hunter.
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Only instead of taking them
back to his museum for mounting,
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he'll deliver them to me
for experimentation.
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And he agreed to this willingly?
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Kraven may be a hunter,
but he's also a businessman,
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and businessmen are always
looking for financial backing.
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Something I was happy to contribute to.
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[Kraven] Look at them,
the urban spider-humans
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in their natural environment.
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Amazing creatures.
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But do not worry, loyal viewers.
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My sonic blasts have taken down rhinos.
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I don't think a couple of
little spiders will be a problem.
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[Spider-Man] Well, the good
news is, this is some good hero
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- practice for you.
- Only you could find the bright side of this.
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Huh?
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I feel my Spider-Sense, but can't
tell what direction it's coming from.
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Watch out!
[grunting]
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[electricity arcing]
[crying out]
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Miles!
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[Kraven] Go on. Save
your sidekick, Spider-Man.
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I've already witnessed
your analytical mind in action.
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Show me how compassionate
you are to the cluster.
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A "cluster" is a group of spiders.
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Something you learn when
you're... cravin' knowledge.
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Brought to you by the good
people at Public Media.
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[Miles] Did he just call me a sidekick?
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Hey, you say that again, and I'll
blast that mustache into sideburns!
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I don't know if this'll work,
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but time to try an
electro-blast on this thing.
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[yells]
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[both grunt]
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Way to go! Miles?
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[both grunt]
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- That was amazing!
- I know.
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I thought a group of spiders
was called a "clutter."
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No. I mean,
what you did was amazing.
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Plus you might've just figured
a way to beat Kraven.
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I did?
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Yes. He's studied my patterns,
but you're so new
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to this whole superhero thing,
you don't even have patterns yet.
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So me being inexperienced
is a good thing?
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Right now it is.
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So we both need to be unpredictable
if we're going to beat Kraven.
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- Where's someplace we never go?
- A comedy club.
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- I was thinking the sewer.
- The sewer? Ugh!
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Unless that's the name
of the comedy club.
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Follow me!
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[grunting]
[music]
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[grunts] Nope. Nothing
funny about being down here.
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There's no way Kraven
set any traps below ground,
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- because I never use the sewers.
- Brilliant.
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- Unless...
- Unless what?
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On the show,
Kraven also tries to predict
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what backup plan
his target might use.
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Like, say... going underground?
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[Kraven laughing] Whoa!
Spidey-Senses kicked in!
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- But it's coming from all directions.
- 'Cause the danger is too!
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[laughing]
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The hunt is over!
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I have won.
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But we expected that, didn't we?
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[maniacal laughter]
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[cries out]
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[Kraven] No use in
struggling, young spider.
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That cage is made from
electrified titanium alloy...
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three times stronger than steel.
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And made by Cages, Incorporated.
Available at select hunting outlets.
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And now, the branding iron.
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Uh-oh.
The branding ceremony.
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It's the ultimate humiliation
before being shipped to his museum.
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Your knowledge of this show
is getting annoying. Sorry.
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I have defeated many jungle animals,
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but today I am victor
over a new breed of creature...
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the human spider.
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Let all who look upon them see
that they were brought down by Kraven!
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Hero lesson! If your supervillain
turns his back to blab,
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disengage his cage.
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[both grunting]
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Nobody escapes Kraven!
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[grunts]
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[yelling, grunting]
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- Oh, nice shot!
- I'm a quick study.
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Then here's a lesson
in web crafting.
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[Miles] With a little
branding of our own. [grunts]
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Aw, what's the matter,
Kravey buddy?
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- This episode not sticking to the script?
- Ciao.
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Turn those cameras off! Now!
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What is that idiot doing?
This was not part of our deal.
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I think The Kraven Show
just got canceled.
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That's okay. "Cooking with Carol"
is my second favorite show.
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[both grunting]
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Uh-oh.
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[yells]
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You expect to humiliate me
and get away with it?!
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For centuries, my family has
been the deadliest of hunters.
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But now my rage extends far beyond that,
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and so you will suffer
a slow and painful destruction
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unsuitable for... [annoyed grunt]
television!
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[Miles] Whoa! I've never
seen these darts before,
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and I've watched all the DVD
bonus materials. [darts beeping]
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[grunts]
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These are heat-seeking darts.
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[beeps]
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[grunts]
Phew!
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Thank goodness for truth in advertising.
Head for a heat source!
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[beeping] "Ice cream,
cold cuts, freezing"...
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Oh, come on!
[grunts]
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Aah!
[grunts]
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No!
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[Kraven yells]
[grunts]
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Snug as a bug
in a Moroccan wool rug.
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But let us make it
even more tighter, shall we?
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That was a venomous fear dart
that hit your friend,
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extracted from the African cobra.
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[grunting] It will not only
frighten him but, if not treated,
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scare him to death.
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[distorted] The more you
struggle, young spider,
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the faster the venom
seeps into your bloodstream.
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No! Get away!
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- Get away!
- Huh? Where did he go?
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Where did he go?
[grunts]
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Not gonna find out
stuck behind a boomerang.
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[grunting]
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[grunts, groans]
Miles! Where are you?
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He couldn't just disappear like that.
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Maybe thermal vision will help.
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[beeps]
There!
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[shuddering breaths]
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He must have some sort of camouflage
power we didn't know about.
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I gotcha.
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Miles, calm down.
[gasping]
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[Miles grunts, pants]
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[Spider-Man, distorted]
Calm down.
239
00:13:09,553 --> 00:13:12,954
[Miles] You're a spider.
Terrifying... spider...
240
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:15,924
No, I'm not a spider, Miles.
241
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:20,190
[normal voice] I'm... I'm your friend.
I'm Peter.
242
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:25,834
Pe-Peter?
243
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:33,942
- Is... Is that really you?
- Yeah. It's me, Miles.
244
00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:36,177
- I'm Spider-Man.
- No...
245
00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:38,746
It can't be.
I'm freaking out!
246
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:41,449
I know. It's a lot.
And that venom isn't helping.
247
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:45,186
But just try to calm down so it doesn't
spread through your bloodstream so fast.
248
00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:48,423
Okay. Deep breaths.
Calming down.
249
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:50,825
Wow. It made me see things, Peter.
250
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:54,128
Yes. But you know what else it did?
251
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,965
It unleashed a power
you didn't even know you had.
252
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,133
Cloaking? I mean, come on.
253
00:13:59,135 --> 00:14:01,769
First the electric sting,
now invisibility?
254
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:04,105
Man, I wish I was bitten by your spider.
255
00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,840
What are we gonna do about Kraven?
256
00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:08,443
We are not going to do anything.
257
00:14:08,445 --> 00:14:11,526
You are getting dropped off at
a hospital while I go after him.
258
00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,181
I have to go with you.
259
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:15,984
He's not going to quit
until he destroys you.
260
00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:18,052
He could be anywhere.
261
00:14:22,358 --> 00:14:24,893
[beeping] Or I'm guessing
he's at the Central Park Zoo!
262
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,761
[screaming]
263
00:14:28,697 --> 00:14:31,733
- Then let's go!
- Miles, you have to rest.
264
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:34,903
[groans] Part of being a hero is knowing
when to fight and when to heal.
265
00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:37,739
There will be times when
you get to work as a team,
266
00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:41,409
but there are other times...
when you have to finish on your own.
267
00:14:41,411 --> 00:14:43,211
[growling]
[whimpering]
268
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:46,247
Sorry! Lunchtime's over!
269
00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:48,049
[roars]
[grunts]
270
00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:51,152
What's that? [roars]
I don't speak lion.
271
00:14:51,154 --> 00:14:53,038
[whimpering]
272
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,923
Uh, you're welcome.
273
00:14:54,925 --> 00:14:58,826
I don't know what
I like better, Spider-Man...
274
00:14:58,828 --> 00:15:00,929
that you took the bait,
275
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:04,098
[growling]
or that you have become the bait.
276
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,402
Feeding time, my kitties!
277
00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:10,200
You couldn't have made
an army of penguins, huh?
278
00:15:11,226 --> 00:15:15,897
- Attack!
- Here, have a seat. [growling]
279
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:19,233
This is seriously the worst
petting zoo of all time!
280
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:21,002
[growling continues]
281
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,240
This is for your own good!
282
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,109
Trust me. I'm not lyin'.
283
00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:30,144
Get it?
"Lyin'"?
284
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,080
[growling]
Ah, you don't care.
285
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,649
Good kitty. Nice kitty.
[roars] Uh-oh.
286
00:15:34,651 --> 00:15:36,818
Well, I always wanted to be
287
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,153
an amateur lion tamer.
Yah!
288
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,956
[growling]
289
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:45,493
Wait. Don't all cats love
balls of yarn? Or webs?
290
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:48,730
[growling] I hope. What
are you growling at me for?
291
00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,798
I'm an animal lover.
292
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,435
[purring]
293
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:58,072
Kraven's the hunter.
Why don't you growl at him?
294
00:15:58,074 --> 00:16:03,011
Because they recognize
the true king of the jungle.
295
00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:05,947
Well, that's where
spiders and lions differ.
296
00:16:05,949 --> 00:16:08,950
Actually, there are a lot of differences.
But you get my point.
297
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:11,819
As will you.
[yells]
298
00:16:11,821 --> 00:16:14,322
[Sonic Scream blaring]
299
00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:16,591
[grunting]
300
00:16:16,593 --> 00:16:19,694
Norman Osborn?
You saved me?
301
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:24,055
"Saved" isn't exactly the word I'd use.
302
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,267
[screaming]
303
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,269
[body thuds]
304
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,138
[groaning]
305
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,507
That was... shocking.
306
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:36,511
[grunting]
307
00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:39,013
[grunting]
308
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:42,316
Struggle all you want,
my spider friend.
309
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,852
Those electromagnetic restraints
310
00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:50,491
can hold both man and beast.
We had a deal, Kraven.
311
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:53,327
I bankroll your little TV broadcast
312
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,396
in exchange for the spider-men.
313
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:57,498
But you veered from the plan.
314
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,668
And nobody disobeys
Norman Osborn.
315
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:06,474
My honor is more important
than your money, Osborn.
316
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:11,495
- And that spider disgraced me!
- Well, lucky for you,
317
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,716
Spider-Man is not going to
enjoy the next few moments.
318
00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:16,918
[sighs]
319
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,487
It didn't have to be
like this, Spider-Man.
320
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:23,357
I asked you to be my friend,
but you refused.
321
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,993
So now I have to do things
the hard way.
322
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:31,265
You are quite an interesting specimen.
323
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,902
At first, I thought you were
an anomaly. A freak, in fact.
324
00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:41,175
But then came a second spider-man,
and my concerns were confirmed.
325
00:17:41,177 --> 00:17:43,511
A spider army is on its way, isn't it?
326
00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:45,079
I don't know what
you're talking about.
327
00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:47,348
Oh, sure, you don't.
328
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,384
But fortunately, I don't
need you to understand.
329
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:56,524
- I just need you to be dissected.
- Don't! Don't do it!
330
00:17:56,526 --> 00:18:00,428
- I'm a... afraid!
- Huh?
331
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,563
What?
332
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:05,433
You don't understand
what happens when I'm afraid.
333
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:08,436
Sometimes I just want to disappear,
334
00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:13,741
- where no one can see me!
- Oh, I get it, I get it.
335
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:17,245
Ugh! Your cowardice disgusts me.
336
00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:20,248
I'm surprised, Spider-Man.
337
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:24,318
If your blood runs yellow,
maybe I don't want it after all.
338
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:28,322
Mmm, actually, I do.
339
00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:31,459
[grunts]
340
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,098
[Miles chuckling] Oh, yeah!
Practice makes awesome.
341
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,000
[both grunt]
342
00:18:39,002 --> 00:18:42,103
Whoever you are, be careful.
343
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:45,006
Don't make the same mistake
Spider-Man did.
344
00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:48,476
Join me, and I promise you
won't regret it. [grunts]
345
00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:50,311
No, thanks.
346
00:18:50,313 --> 00:18:52,580
Ah? Ah?
[Sonic Scream blaring]
347
00:18:55,684 --> 00:18:56,751
[grunting]
348
00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:59,020
[body thuds]
349
00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:01,022
Those are quite the moves.
350
00:19:01,024 --> 00:19:03,491
I can't tell if you're a vulture
or a funky chicken.
351
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:04,592
[straining]
352
00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:09,130
How about you jolt first
and joke second?
353
00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:11,096
Patience, Teach.
354
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,935
[grunts]
355
00:19:13,937 --> 00:19:16,504
I just wanted to show you
what I could do on my own.
356
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,207
I'm incredibly proud.
[Sonic Scream blaring]
357
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,275
And just a wee bit jealous.
[Sonic Scream blaring]
358
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:26,714
You fool! You've ruptured
the hydromatic condenser!
359
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:32,954
Get me out of here
before this place blows apart.
360
00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:37,998
- I think we should follow their lead.
- Hold on.
361
00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:43,130
What are you doing?
He tried to kill us, remember?
362
00:19:43,132 --> 00:19:45,333
Another hero rule to learn:
363
00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:49,136
just because the bad guys try to wipe us out
doesn't mean we do the same.
364
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:57,645
Leave me to perish!
I have failed and deserve to die.
365
00:19:57,647 --> 00:20:00,848
Get over it, Kraven. You've
spent so much time with animals
366
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,850
you've forgotten
that part of being human
367
00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:05,253
is picking yourself up when you fail.
368
00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:08,689
That's reality. Too bad your
viewers can't see you do that.
369
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:12,627
And for the record, I'm
deleting your show from my DVR.
370
00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:16,230
We should get out of here.
371
00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:20,835
- Where'd he go? [grunts]
- [Miles] There!
372
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:24,405
- Should we follow him?
- No. Nobody was hurt this time.
373
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,841
But if he crosses the line again,
we know where to find him.
374
00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:31,112
Yeah. Thursday nights
on the Mustache Channel.
375
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,583
[grunts]
376
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:38,886
So, that was a pretty terrifying
training session, huh?
377
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,788
Are you kidding me?
378
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:42,857
I wasn't scared.
It was just an act.
379
00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:45,693
Really?
So that camouflage
380
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:48,362
just randomly kicked in
on its own, huh?
381
00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,364
- You know it.
- Oh, no!
382
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,433
- Kraven's back!
- Aah!
383
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:55,770
I thought so.
[laughs]
384
00:20:55,772 --> 00:20:58,572
Okay. I guess it was
a little scary.
385
00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:00,574
Which goes to show you,
386
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,643
sometimes even your fear
can be a strength.
387
00:21:02,645 --> 00:21:05,913
I guess you're right.
And, hey, listen.
388
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:09,450
I wanna thank you for showing
me the ropes and the webs.
389
00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:12,954
You're a good teacher
and a great friend.
390
00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:14,755
Thanks for trusting me
with your secret.
391
00:21:14,757 --> 00:21:17,325
Thanks for trusting me with yours.
392
00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:21,329
Although remember, at school,
nobody can know I'm Spider-Man.
393
00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:25,599
As far as you know, Peter Parker
is just the incredibly handsome,
394
00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:28,745
- brilliant kid down the hall.
- So, you want me to lie.
395
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:30,604
[both laughing]
396
00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:32,453
No, seriously...
397
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,015
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