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Dewey? (SIGHS) Come on out, honey!
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How does he know
he's going to the doctor? I certainly didn't say anything!
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Dewey?
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Son?
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Dewey?
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Dewey, come on out!
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We love you, son.
Dewey, come on, we're gonna be late!
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Oh, poor little thing.
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Go start the car.
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"Boss Of Me" - They Might Be Giants
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Awesome dinner, Mom!
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Those are the best fish sticks
I've ever had!
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Seriously, I don't know
how you do it.
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The microwave.
But for the perfect amount of time.
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I'd better clear my plate
and start my homework.
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I thought he was sick,
but tomorrow he's old enough to get his learner's permit.
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He's on his best behaviour
until he passes the test.
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Can I get anyone a nice cup of
peppermint tea? Helps digestion.
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Mom and Dad have been looking for
any excuse to ground him,
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but he hasn't screwed up once
in three weeks!
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It's actually getting kinda boring.
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Aah!
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Didn't think so.
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Remember, Dad, you're picking me up
from school to take me to the DNV.
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I wouldn't miss it, son.
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(Dear God, what are we gonna do?)
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(What can we do?
He hasn't done anything.)
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(It's Reese!
We haven't looked hard enough.)
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We're gonna have to face it,
that kid is gonna be mobile.
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Reese surrounded by
6,000lbs of steel
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and 20 gallons of explosive fuel?!
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It's like giving a shark
a sub-machine gun!
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello?
Hey, Dad. Francis!
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Hi, how are you? We haven't heard
from you in so long!
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Yeah. You know how I've always been
impulsive and independent-minded,
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but basically just unlucky? What?
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Well, there's been
a certain incident here
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and without going into
the blame game, let's just say there's been some damages.
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That's why you're calling?
No, you can't do that any more.
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You're on your own, you've
emancipated yourself, remember?
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You can't run to your parents for
money at the first sign of trouble!
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I'm not running to my parents,
I'm calling as one adult to another
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for an adult... loan.
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No! You've made whatever mess
you've made and you take care of it!
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I have been taking care of it!
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I got Big Red to cut me the lumber
in exchange for fur-lined boots.
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I got Pete to make the boots,
but only because I promised him a new set of teeth.
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As you probably know,
teeth don't come cheap! And that's where you...
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, Dave! You know that digital
camera Bernie got that you like?
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Yeah? Well, what would you pay
if I could get it for you?
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You can get Bernie to give up
his camera?
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Absolutely!
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I've been waiting for this
my whole life!
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Once I'm driving,
everything changes.
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I've got to stay out of trouble for
the next 16 hours and I'm home free!
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How's that?
A little tighter on this side.
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OK, you're all set. Now, remember,
do not untie me until the morning,
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no matter what I say
or how much I beg. Got it.
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Uh-oh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Too bad.
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Just testing. Thanks, buddy.
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It's weird. Reese suddenly doesn't
seem as irritating as he used to.
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It's amazing what a driver's licence
can do for a relationship!
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Hi. Dewey, I am warning you,
if you even touch me,
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you can forget about me driving you
anywhere for the rest of your life!
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I have nowhere to go.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello? Hi, Lois, it's Craig.
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I can't talk right now, er, I'm on
the other line. Only take a second.
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I have something to say to you
that I only feel comfortable saying because we're like family.
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Your son Malcolm is a filthy vandal.
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What?! He threw eggs all over
the front of my new apartment.
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Him and his wheelchair friend.
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They wanted some free candy,
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I said no, next thing I know,
it's like D Day here.
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Malcolm, get in here! You'd think
I'd be the last person he'd target
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after I forgave your family
for burning my old place down,
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which I'd like to remind you,
I hardly ever mention.
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Craig, I am so sorry!
Well, boys will be boys.
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All I want is for him to come over
and clean it up.
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If he could get me a non-fat latte
along the way, that would be great.
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Don't worry, he's on his way.
What is the matter with you,
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throwing eggs at Craig's door?!
What are you talking about?
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I did it, I did it!
You passed the test? I aced it!
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You got five wrong! Yeah, but I got
11 right, and that's good enough.
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If the DNV was running my school,
I'd be, like, a C student!
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Well, congratulations.
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Send the cheque
to the driving school?
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Yes, Reese. You sure you signed it?
It's not gonna bounce?
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Everything is fine. Just go there
straight after school tomorrow.
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You guys are the best!
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I promise when you're old and crazy,
I'll drive to the home and visit you
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Maybe go for a drive round the park.
Would you like that?
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I can't wait(!)
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Why are you still here?
Get over to Craig's, start cleaning!
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I didn't throw anything at his door,
I swear!
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Why would a grown man lie about
something like that?!
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I lied because I needed your help.
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I finally got
my insurance settlement.
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This receiver works
at both SRS 5.1 and DTS.
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Subwoofer for surround sound,
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progressive-scan DVD player.
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Plays both AIFF and MP34
on either CDs or CDRs.
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I figured you'd be comfortable
with this.
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I mean, the guys at the store
couldn't find the graphic equalisers with two hands and a flashlight.
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You got me here to hook up your
stereo? Can't you get one of your friends to help you?
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And tick off
the other friends I didn't ask?
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Malcolm, this goes far beyond
just a stereo.
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This is going to be the greatest
entertainment centre ever.
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Have you ever wanted to be the best
at something?
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Not just good, I don't mean great,
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I mean the absolute best?
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I don't know. Well, I have.
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Ever since I was a kid watching
Land of the Lost
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on my tiny black and white six inch.
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I knew there'd be a day, a day when
I could create my high-def universe.
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A magical realm where fantasy
and technology intersect on my every whim
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because I'm the King.
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So your lifelong dream was to become
the world's best TV watcher?
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Yeah. I'm in!
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I still can't believe it! For
the first time ever, I'm gonna be...
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..behind the wheel!
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(He keeps doing that.)
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I have to go to Craig's after school.
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You still have more to clean up?
Yeah. I made a hell of a mess.
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Hey, Dewey, I want you to know
there's no hard feelings about the last couple of weeks.
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(Because you're gonna suffer
every day for the next ten years.)
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Yeah, they're brand new.
The college boy got 'em for me.
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This is awesome!
Willy's grandson will love this!
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Remember, you gotta get that sled
team out to Camp Three before dark.
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
You've driven dogs before, right?
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What do I look like? Stop worrying!
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Neil, you know how to drive
a dog team? Yeah.
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Do you still have a crush on
Joe's sister?
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Yeah, but Joe won't let me date her
just cos I'm Irish...
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..and I got a bounty on my head.
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Lemme see what I can do.
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Sorry!
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Sorry!
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Sorry!
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Ooo, sorry! I'm sorry!
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Ooo, sorry! Damn it!
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I thought I paid this gas bill
already!
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You're doin' great. Turn right,
you're ready for street drivin'.
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What?! Jackie's been driving for
half an hour! Her turn is over!
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It's only been 10 minutes, Reese!
I've been timing you!
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You've been driving
exactly 27 minutes.
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You're gonna use up my turn!
When did you learn to tell time?
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It's digital. I can't believe
I have to be in the same car as a low life like you!
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Oh, I'm a low life?
You spend everyday at lunch
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sucking on a straw
that's been under my armpit!
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You pig! That's it, I've had it!
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I don't even know
what text messaging is,
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how can they charge me
15 bucks a month for it?
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Malcolm?
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Don't connect those cables,
their impedance values aren't equal!
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You'll get a reflected transmission.
That's what the scan modulation is for!
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Trust me, 480P is more than enough
to take care of it.
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Then I can't use the analogue
pre-amp to play my SACDs.
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You're tired,
you're not thinking right!
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I'm using single-ended interconnects
for the front left-right speakers!
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Are you mad? You can't do that!
Just watch me.
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I know it sounds weird, but this is
the most fulfilling conversation I've had in weeks.
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Shouldn't there be a signal to tell
these cars to get out of the way?
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Does anyone see a thingy of stamps
by their feet?
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It's been 45 minutes! I'm not gonna
get my turn! OK, pull over.
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Finally! I just need to go to
the post office.
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Oh, God, look at that line.
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What are you doing? It's my turn!
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Oh, sorry, doesn't look like
we'll have enough time.
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But you got very valuable...
watching experience. We'll get to you next week.
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Slide over. No way!
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(BELCHES) Ugh!
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I at least get to drive back to
the stupid school.
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I'm not going home without at least
touching the steering wheel.
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(SMASH!) What was that?!
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You crashed! No, I didn't.
The car's not even in drive!
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Yeah, well, you're behind the wheel,
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what are you gonna do now, hotshot?
Ah!
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I'm so sorry, I...
Aaarrrggghhh!
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So, let's see,
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you've got grand theft auto,
malicious crashing and what else?
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Oh, yeah, kidnapping me!
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I knew you'd go to prison,
I just figured it'd be after prom.
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Shut up and let me think about this!
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Do you realise you are driving 20mph
on a freeway?
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I am not getting a speeding ticket
on top of everything else!
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Will you just leave me alone
and let me figure this out?
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(SIRENS WAIL)
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Ha!
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OK, don't panic,
it's just a cop, that's nothing.
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You can handle one stupid cop.
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Oh, man!
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What are you doing?
Aren't you pulling over?
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I don't know.
I think I'm still going.
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If you're being chased by the cops
and they say pull over, you have to. That's the law!
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Yeah, well, even so... You can't!
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You know, that's a really good plan,
Reese.
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There's just one little problem
with it.
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This is a driver's ed car!
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Oh! Those cheap sons of...!
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(UPROAR) Don't start screaming at me
about Francis! I haven't seen him!
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I spent hours digging post holes
cos he promised me a satellite dish!
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He promised me a satellite dish!
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Where the hell's
my George Foreman grill?
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I'm just as mad as the rest of you.
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I'm pretty sure these teeth came off
a dead guy.
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Tastes like a Canadian.
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Well, he's through
taking advantage of me!
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Pierre, your identical American
cousin is in a heap of trouble.
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Oui.
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Another half turn. Easy!
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Easy, don't strip it.
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Got it! Beautiful!
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Now all we have to do is adjust it.
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Congratulations! It was pretty hairy,
especially with the hub connectors.
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Stripping quarter inch off the leads
was inspiring.
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I hardly remember it.
I was running on adrenaline!
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You know, Craig, I gotta tell you,
this was a lot of fun.
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I actually enjoyed
spending time with you.
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You didn't have to lie
to get me over here. Yes, I did.
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Yeah, OK, but you wouldn't now.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is,
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you know,... I'm sorry for
all the times we made you miserable.
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It's OK. You're a good guy.
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00:13:09,108 --> 00:13:10,868
I like you.
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Run down and check the signal,
will ya?
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OK.
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And try not to screw it up,...
buddy.
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We're getting 42 percent!
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Try moving the dish
a little to the right.
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A little more!
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57! Up a little more!
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61!
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"A low-speed chase involving
a teenager, a driver's ed car
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and what appears to be a hostage."
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"It all happened so fast.
They just took off."
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"With my chequebook and all
my financial papers in the car."
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"That's not an excuse,
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I just hope that B of A
understands the situation."
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"The hostage is unharmed,
but it's a matter of time before police end it -
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one way or the other."
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00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,692
Oh, no! Now they're never gonna let
me drive!
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How's it looking?
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Malcolm?
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Malcolm! I can't hear you!
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You're not watching without me,
are you?
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Whaa!
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Malcolm! Malcolm!
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(INDISTINCT TELEVISION BROADCAST)
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Just let me talk to him
and I can end this in five minutes!
253
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I'm sorry,
I don't think that's a good idea.
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We have psychologists to handle kids
in these situations.
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We know how they think.
Think?! My son doesn't think!
256
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:47,527
He's driving in circles. He's made
three laps around the city already!
257
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There's our dry-cleaner again.
258
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:54,689
Here's another picture of my brother
you can show on TV.
259
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Just get him on the phone
and let me handle this.
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I'm the only one who knows how.
Trust me, we have it under control.
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Don't think I don't know
what's gonna happen!
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You're gonna do your standard police
thing and my son is gonna get shot!
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Ma'am, that almost never happens.
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Just get him on the phone!
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Tell him if he wants to see daylight
again, he'll pull over this instant!
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"Your mother wants you to know
that she loves you and..."
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He has 10 seconds to pull over
that car or I will...!
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"Give you lots of hugs and kisses."
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You heard your mom, you're not
in trouble. Can you pull over now?
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That's not my mom.
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Please, dear God, I know I haven't
been a saint, but I swear, if you...
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Ah! Aaaarrrggghhh!
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No, Daddy, this is not my fault,
I'm just a passenger.
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How is this making you look like
a chump? I'm the one...
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Hold on.
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Hello? No!
No, I'm on the other line.
277
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If you wanna talk to him,
use the bullhorn thingy!
278
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Hi, I'm back.
279
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No, I was not talking to Mom,
it was the...
280
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Daddy, I don't care who she's...
281
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No, I will not tell her!
282
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You have to stop putting me in...
283
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:21,787
Go ahead. Go ahead, cancel the card,
cancel all my cards!
284
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I'm gonna be in this car
for the rest of my life, anyway.
285
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OK, I've got an idea.
286
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What? There's a railroad crossing
about a mile ahead.
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If we jump out a second before
the train squashes the car,
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we can start new lives
as circus people.
289
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Reese, come on,
this is getting scary.
290
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What are you gonna do?
291
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"This is your last warning."
292
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"Pull over or you will be forced from
the road."
293
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Jackie, I have to tell you
something.
294
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Just because I hate you
doesn't mean I'm not sorry.
295
00:16:53,549 --> 00:16:56,068
What?
I didn't mean to get you into this!
296
00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:59,043
It's just that I'm not...
You know, I'm not very smart.
297
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:02,795
So when I get in trouble, I panic,
then I do things that make it worse.
298
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I'm really sorry.
And your dad is a tool.
299
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Hey, I was just kidding about
the kidnapping thing.
300
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:13,832
You have enough to worry about
without me being a jerk about it.
301
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,345
Wait a second!
Jackie, gimme your phone!
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I have a brother who's a total
genius, he'll know what to do.
303
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How many police cars are behind you?
I don't know, eight, maybe nine.
304
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What are we gonna do?
There's no way out!
305
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:31,620
Sometimes things look their darkest
right before the sun breaks through.
306
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,297
And sometimes
you just have to realise
307
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that the game is over
and that you've lost. The...
308
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:52,606
The only left thing to do
is to stop running,
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stand up and face the consequences
like a man. And...
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And even if the outcome is more
horrible than you could've imagined,
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you can hold your head up high,
show some class
312
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and end it with dignity.
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Class?
"For the love of God, stop! Argh!"
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Where is he going? He's turning.
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"In Too Deep" - Sum 41
316
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Wow! Nice! ..It was!
317
00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:08,258
OK, that's impressive.
Look, he's pulling over!
318
00:19:13,094 --> 00:19:15,453
I think he's gonna parallel park!
No way!
319
00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:19,796
The spot is way too small! He hasn't
given himself enough space!
320
00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:28,554
He did it! Now just get out of
the damn car, please!
321
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,750
Reese, that was amazing!
322
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,750
Listen, when the kids at school
ask you about this,...
323
00:19:35,598 --> 00:19:38,558
..tell them I got under your bra.
324
00:19:44,262 --> 00:19:46,782
I'll call the lawyer
and have him meet us there.
325
00:19:54,076 --> 00:19:58,115
Give 'em a reason,
give 'em a reason!
326
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,987
"The suspect appears to be
resisting."
327
00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:03,663
"Oh, looks like they're taking out
the pepper spray." "Argh! Argh!"
328
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:10,515
Why do we have to have to dress
like this? It's his hearing!
329
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:15,387
I want the judge to see that Reese
comes from a respectable family that loves him very much!
330
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:19,859
Why aren't they trying him
as an adult? Come on, we gotta go!
331
00:20:19,665 --> 00:20:23,744
I have to go to Craig's.
He's getting his cast off and wants me to videotape it.
332
00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,695
Craig's talking already?
Good for him!
333
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:29,047
I was really creeped out by that
one blink yes, two blinks no stuff.
334
00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:32,025
No, you got it the other way around.
One blink means no.
335
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:35,810
So the soup was too hot!
336
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:32,873
"Boss Of Me" - They Might Be Giants
337
00:21:32,923 --> 00:21:37,473
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