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Yes, no, maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question?
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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Life is unfair
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Alright, turn it, turn it, turn it,
turn it...
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NO! Too far. Go back!
Back, back, back, back, back, back.
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THERE THERE THERE there! Just
three more inches clockwise and...
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Wh-wh-wh-whoa, whoa! easy...
Back a coupla degrees, steady..
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YES! Perfect! Haha!
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Oh.
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These needles are going against
the grain. That'll be ALL I'll see!
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Don't move!
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Spend a couple of days with Grandma.
You can leave right after Christmas!
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I am NOT visiting that woman!
She's EVIL and she HATES me!
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Francis, it's Grandma's first
Christmas since Grandpa died and you're closest.
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How can you be so selfish?
Did you invite her there?
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She's knows she's always welcome.
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Maybe we'll come and surprise you.
Don't you threaten ME!
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I am ending this discussion!
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You are going to White Horse.
You are going to buy her a gift.
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You will both have
a proper Christmas!
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(LAUGHTER / SMASH!)
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I hate you!
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Get this off of me,
you stupid son of a-
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BOYS!
Dewey asked us to do it!
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What is wrong with you?!
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The tree is barely in the door
and already you're starting...
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I can't leave you alone
for a second without you trying to kill each other!
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This is supposed to be
a HAPPY TIME!
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I dunno what it is,
but Mom freaks out every Christmas.
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(CHEERY CHRISTMAS SONGS ON HI-FI)
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Ho ho ho!
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Who did this?! Who did this?!
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Drop and roll, honey! Who did this?!
For God's sakes, drop and roll!
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Maybe it's the lack of sunlight.
That can mess with people's brains.
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Hi, Grandma.
Oh, sh...
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God sake's, it's colder in here.
Don't you turn the heat on?
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I'm not paying those pirates.
Of course not.
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Well, in the spirit of the season,
let's begin this pathetic charade.
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I never know what you're talking
about. You talk like a jackass.
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(CRUNCH!)
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(# CARD PLAYS JINGLE BELLS)
You do this to torture me, hurt me?!
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You don't like Christmas music?
It sounds like a song they sang
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when they rode through villages
throwing babies on the fire!
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They sang Jingle Bells?
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They sang something.
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Well, look at that - 8pm already.
Way past bedtime. Where do I sleep?
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You're sittin' on it.
Does it turn into a bed?
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Yes, it becomes a bed.
It's a special magic sofa(!)
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It opens up for magic lazy boy(!)
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The angels come and feed you grapes
and sing to you while you sleep.
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It flies around the room granting
wishes for boys what are STUPID!
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Alright, it doesn't fold out(!)
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Can I look yet?
Just... a minute.
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Hey, this is from BOTH of us!
I picked it out. I stepped in it!
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HEY!
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Hey...
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(LAUGHING / CRASHING)
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Gotcha!
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Mom. How nice to see you home.
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I HAVE HAD IT!
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What are you doing?
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I am taking everything!
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Every present, decoration and treat
and locking it in the garage.
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Every single Christmas,
you burn or break or destroy,
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AND I AM PUTTING A STOP TO IT!
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She's stealing Christmas!
You can't do this!
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It's the last year Dewey
will believe in Santa. What?!
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If you boys behave until
Christmas morning, there will BE a Christmas morning.
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Otherwise, these go back
to the store
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and Christmas will be cancelled!
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You wouldn't cancel Christmas.
You're bluffing.
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(LOUD SOBBING)
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You cancelled Christmas?!
No, I'm holding it hostage.
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It seems harsh but nothing else
has ever worked.
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Every year we yell and threaten,
bargain and beg...
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Maybe this time they'll behave.
We're in this together.
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I'm playing the unity card.
Bu- Unity card, Hal!
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But... I love Christmas...!
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I know you do, dear.
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Is there anything that trumps
the unity card?
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Hal?
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(CLICK)
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I really think we can win this
'Nam thing.
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That's not for you.
That's for the carollers.
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(HACKING COUGH)
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You ruin smoking for me.
You sound like you're dying.
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You'd like that, wouldn't you?!
You can't wait to get my things.
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Yeah(!) I got big plans
for these doilies(!)
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And that 30-year-old can of peaches.
Don't touch my peaches!
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Like I'm gonna...
(CAROL SINGERS APPROACH)
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(COUGHS)
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Stop that racket!
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People are trying to sleep!
Your stupid music!
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No figgy pudding for you!
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Please pass the syrup, please.
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Thank you.
You're very welcome.
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More coffee? Please.
I'll get it, Mom! It's OK.
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I hope you'll let us wash the dishes.
Love to. Absolutely.
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Now, THAT I'll take you up on.
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We can do this. It's Christmas Eve
and we've behaved for 10 hours.
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OK, eight were asleep,
but we can do another 24, right?
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Who wants the last waffle?
I do! I do! I do!
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Oh, no...!
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Thanks for offering it to me, boys.
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They're such good boys.
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(ACCORDION MUSIC ON TV)
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(# JINGLE BELLS)
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(# JINGLE BE-)
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(# JINGLE BEL-)
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AARGHH! God, what the hell's
wrong with you?!
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You like pushing me? That's what
happens when you push, tough guy!
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Can't you do the entire family
a favour and DIE!
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All you've ever done
is treat us like dirt.
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You shouldn't be ALLOWED to be
a Grandma! Are you finished? YES!
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Yes, I... AAARRGGGGHHHHH, GOD...!
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Oh, I am SO sorry...!
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I should've kissed your boo-boos
and made dem better.
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I was supposed to tell
the bad little boy stories
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and bake you giant sugar cookies
and knit you fluffy sweaters,
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carried you and held you, and told
you how much I loved your diapers.
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Why don't you just unhinge your jaw
and finish me off? After Magnum PI.
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Lois! I'm home!
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Honey, look, I saw something
and I just HAD to get it for you.
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It's a little more than we agreed
to spend on each other
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but - hey, it's Christmas! -
we got a whole year to follow rules!
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It's beautiful..!
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I mean, isn't that what the season
is all about?
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Relaxing, enjoying things,
making people happy.
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Hal, that's so sweet and thoughtful.
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I hope I get to open it.
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Rats!
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You're doin' it all wrong.
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You've seven ornaments, I'm putting
them on your tree - what's wrong?
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Go get the angel off
the - hic! - mantel.
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Who's this?
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That is your grandfather
when he was - hic! - young man.
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Euch! Tell me that eyebrow
isn't genetic(!)
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You and him. Both the same.
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Always had to have your own way.
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Nothing ever good enough.
Always had to fight everything.
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Victor always had to be
SO independent.
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Left home when he was 11,
lived on his own,
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go to work on farm,
ploughin' the fields.
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Like a man. Worked 18 hours a day.
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Had to sleep with the pigs.
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But he never complained.
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He was strong.
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He made something of himself.
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Nobody like that anymore.
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Everybody's too soft.
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Hey, Grandma, why don't you let me
help you with that?
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Your grandfather was tough!
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He didn't take anything
from anybody.
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He was... proud.
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A man of... honour.
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He was a wonderful,...
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..wonderful man.
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(MUMBLES IN RUSSIAN)
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(MUMBLES IN RUSSIAN)
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Grandma?
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Grandma? Oh!
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Oh, God!
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Just one more night.
We can get through one night!
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We should be proud.
Everything's put away. And not a single fight.
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We did it!
We're going to get presents?
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We're gonna get presents.
What do we do now?
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We could take a nap?
Or play quietly.
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VERY quietly.
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(SQUEAKS)
(GASPS)
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SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
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Oh, God... I will be so glad
when Christmas is over!
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Then we'll be safe for another year.
Mom's doing this NEXT Christmas?!
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Why not? It worked, didn't it?
And maybe not just Christmas!
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What? She could do it for Halloween
or Fourth of July or birthdays?!
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She can't do this!
I can't take any more! We have to stop her!
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Something drastic.
I'm in.
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Mom needs to know she can't take
occasions hostage.
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That we DON'T negotiate!
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She turned a BEAUTIFUL family holiday
into a nightmare.
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We'll show her
the TRUE spirit of Christmas.
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First, you mustn't think of this
as Christmas cider.
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It's a non-denominational
winter cider.
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The boys are doing so well...
(GROANS)
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Lois?
I'm a terrible mother!
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I shouldn't be allowed to have
children.
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Sweetie...
I've ruined Christmas!
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I wanted to take it back five
minutes after I took the presents
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but I didn't know how!
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I'M A MONSTER!
No, you're not a monster...!
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I am. I really am.
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No, you're not a monster.
WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT I'M A MONSTER?!
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Alright, in this particular case,
you're a monster. I know...!
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(WAILS)
(PHONE RINGS)
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Let the machine get it.
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Come on...! You know when you cry
it makes me cry.
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You are a WONDERFUL mother.
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And you're a wonderful person.
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(BEEP)
"Hey, Mom. Francis. I am DISGUSTED with how you treat Grandma!"
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"Abandoning a helpless old woman at
Christmas? I hope you're ASHAMED!"
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I am... I am.
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God, this feels so right!
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This is WAY better
than real Christmas!
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Remember, mess 'em up just enough
so Mom can't return them.
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Wait a minute... Mom got me
the exact video game I asked for.
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These are better
than what I asked for.
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You know what?
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Mom got me everything I wanted.
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Me, too.
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Mom really tried this year.
All she wanted was a nice Christmas.
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And we ruined it.
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In all fairness,
we ruin everything.
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Remember, how happy we were
a minute ago. Can we go back?
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I dunno.
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Do we have any paint left?
No.
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Oh, well...
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What are you doing?
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Doin' you a favour,
so why not shut up and enjoy it.
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What is this? Oh, you don't wanna
look in there, it's too sad.
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Grandma, what are all these things?
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There must be a thousand dollars
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worth of stuff in here.
$2,735.
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$4500 Canadian.
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Why are they in your closet?
They're gifts.
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For the family, for relatives,
for friends...
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But you never give... Oh, my God!
Donatello with pizza-throwing action?!
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I wanted one of these when I was
six! I know. I bought it for you.
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No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
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And then, right before Christmas,
your mommy put you on the phone
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you call me "Poopy" and hung up.
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Is that the breadmaker
Mom wanted last year?
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If she wants bread so much
she should write back when her mother writes to her.
241
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,943
This was for cousin Nicola.
242
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:33,574
I spent a day shopping for it.
243
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Then she marries a Protestant.
244
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,473
That camera? For your father.
245
00:16:38,392 --> 00:16:41,552
Then he refused to drive me
to the liquor store.
246
00:16:42,141 --> 00:16:45,501
All the nice things I do for people.
247
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:49,863
Oh, my god, you're crazy!
248
00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:52,874
I just thought you were evil,
but you are nuts!
249
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,409
What are you talking about?
Grandma, gifts aren't conditional.
250
00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:59,126
You give them to people
because you love them!
251
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:02,110
They're not something you can take
away because of some petty slight!
252
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,919
You're not teaching people anything
They don't KNOW they've upset you!
253
00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:13,393
You've just constructed
a monument to your insanity!
254
00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:15,396
WHAT SORT OF PERSON DOES THAT?
255
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,844
A lonely,...
256
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:21,479
..bitter,... old woman.
257
00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:25,073
What?
Look what I've done.
258
00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:28,389
What use is all this to me now?
259
00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:34,023
They could have brought someone some
happiness. Instead they rot here.
260
00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:36,316
Oh... Grandma?
261
00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:39,113
My hea... heart.
262
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:43,977
I think it's... melting.
263
00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:47,007
Yes...
264
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:50,260
It's melting. Oh...
265
00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:56,312
You showed me the way, Francis,
by yelling at me.
266
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Go get my magic sled and me and my
reindeers will go and give Christmas
267
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to all the mean, stupid,
rude people!
268
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We'll all join hands and sing songs
269
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:10,624
and we'll sprinkle the ingrates
with fairy dust!
270
00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:13,885
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Yes!
271
00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:16,844
I mean, taking presents away
from children?!
272
00:18:16,743 --> 00:18:19,262
What sort of sick person does that?!
273
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:22,977
Let's get everything out of
the garage and set it up inside
274
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:25,449
and have a nice Christmas!
You know what?
275
00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:27,801
Let's wake up the boys
and have Christmas tonight!
276
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,480
Imagine their little faces...!
277
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:46,373
Well, Hal,... that was...
278
00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:49,952
..smart of you...
to wake up the boys...
279
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,780
..so they could help us
carry in the presents.
280
00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:58,017
Yes, yes...
281
00:18:57,944 --> 00:19:01,023
C-come on... hurry up, boys.
282
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,920
Yeah... Sure...
OK...
283
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,590
(# JINGLE BELLS)
284
00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:22,802
I'll cut off his hands and stick
them in his kakushnik!
285
00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,927
(# JINGLE BELLS CONTINUES)
286
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,280
(# JINGLE BEL...)
287
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,618
(JINGLE BELLS HEARD OUTSIDE)
288
00:19:39,539 --> 00:19:41,818
You're a klebleck!
289
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,501
(CHEERY CHRISTMAS MUSIC)
Oh, roller skates!
290
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:46,568
I hope you like 'em, sweetie!
291
00:19:46,496 --> 00:19:51,215
I think we have another present here
for Reese! I wonder what it is?!
292
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,456
This really is the best Christmas
we've ever had!
293
00:19:54,342 --> 00:19:58,582
I dunno why we didn't try this whole
denial thing a long time ago.
294
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:03,182
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