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You would not!
I would, too!
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No clothes at all, go across the street
and ring Mrs Conlan's door bell.
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Yeah, I would do it
but you don't have ten bucks. Dewey.
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Ah-ah!
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No underwear, no clothes at all.
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Of course.
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What are you doing? You said no
clothes. I'll be right back, losers.
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Never thought he'd do it.
I guess he outsmarted us.
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You opened her gate, right?
Of course.
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(DOG BARKS)
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(CRASHING)
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Yes, no, maybe
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I don't know
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Can you repeat the question?
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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You're not the boss of me now
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And you're not so big
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Life is unfair
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So, the universe... can be...
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finite. And unmounted.
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But if...
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Are you... listening?
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Oh, my God!
Sara Coleman is so beautiful!
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The way
she runs her hand through her hair.
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And that smile. You look at her
and you can't even see anyone else.
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Every day,
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you do this.
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Ask her... out.
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Come on, Stevie!
Sara would never go out with me!
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She's smart, cool, good-looking. If
we went out it would make me happy.
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It won't happen. I am destined to be
the most miserable person on Earth.
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Boo...
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..hoo.
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Shut up!
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Look, it's complicated, OK?
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You don't just walk up to a girl
and say, "Hey, I like you!"
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You'd look like an idiot. Sara
wants to know if you like her.
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What?
He likes her! She likes him, too.
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Remember yesterday when we were
sitting and we got a drink of water?
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Then we sat around again.
We should totally do that again. OK.
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Look at me, it's official.
I have a girlfriend!
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I'm officially someone's boyfriend.
Watch this.
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I can do that any time I want!
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I hate this. This is where we have to
split up so my family won't see us.
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I'll miss you.
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You're a really good kisser.
Thanks. Bye.
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Thanks. What does that mean?
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What's wrong with the way I kiss?
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Are my lips too wet? Maybe they're
too dry. I don't see why she couldn't just return the compliment!
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My God! I'm the worst boyfriend ever!
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OK, just calm down.
I'm a good boyfriend.
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She wouldn't be my girlfriend
if I wasn't.
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I have a girlfriend!
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You don't understand. All I did
was take a doughnut out of a dumpster. How is that stealing?
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I had to fight a cat to get it!
The restaurant owner wants to press charges.
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Look, I know the guy. He's a bit of
a hothead, but I promise you he'll lose interest in four or five days.
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Four or five days? I have to start
a logging job and I'm late as it is!
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It won't be bad. Three meals a day
courtesy of my wife. You look like you could use some home cooking.
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What would you like for dinner,
chicken or a nice porterhouse steak?
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Porterhouse, I guess.
Oh, you're gonna love her cooking!
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Well, thank you!
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At first
I had no idea what was going on.
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Then I realised I was looking at
a 4-25 requisition form.
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Shelby had filled it out
thinking it was a 4-28.
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This isn't interesting, is it?
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No, it is! You just need to know
what a 4-25 form is!
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You see -
Dewey, how was your day?
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I got a new friend,
his name's Ronnie.
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He just moved here.
He's got a Nintendo, a Playstation, and a nanny. He's really rich.
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Well, nice to meet you, Ronnie.
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No, he's real!
I can make real friends, too!
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Of course. Don't be frustrated if
it takes you longer than other boys.
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Ronnie is real!
(LAUGHS)
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Reese! What are you doing?!
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Malcolm's got a girlfriend!
What?
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Son, is this true? Damn! I was
saving that for report card day!
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She's not... We're just friends.
Malcolm, look at me!
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Oh, my God, it's true! Malcolm, no!
You do not do this yet!
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I saw them behind the 7-11 French
kissing. That's with tongue.
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Don't you wanna go to college?
Don't you care about your future?
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You are not old enough to prioritise
between homework and some tramp! Your mother's right.
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I waited until I was eleven
before I kissed my...
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How old are you?
Never mind. What I'm saying is,
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it was a different time back then.
There was a war on.
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(DOOR BELL RINGS)
I'll get it.
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Maybe it's Malcolm's girlfriend come
for some kissing.. Who is this girl?
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Mom, don't make such a big deal
outta this!
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I knew this is exactly how you'd
react! This is none of your business!
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It's nobody's business!
It's not a big deal, OK?
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Well, it's not. I would appreciate it
if we could just drop it.
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This is Ronnie Demarco.
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As you can see, he's real.
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Ow!
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Hm! Interesting!
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We'll be in my room.
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I can't believe how much stuff
you have. You wanna play cowboys?
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No, I hate cowboys.
You can have 'em.
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Really? Thanks! No take-backs.
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Ronnie! Ronnie, would you please
empty the dishwasher for Mommy?
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OK.
OK.
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So, Dewey, come here. Ronnie's
birthday's coming up and I want to throw him a surprise party.
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But he doesn't know
that many people here.
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I thought cos you're his first friend
here, you could help me. OK.
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I want to invite your entire class.
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All 30 kids? Yeah. Isn't that what
you do for your birthday parties?
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Huh? (LAUGHS)
What are we celebrating?
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(BOTH) One, two, three, four, five.
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Damn it! You get back in here now!
I won't!
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Sorta. I was thinking Ronnie would
like a Star Wars theme for his party.
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No, do cowboys!
What?
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Cowboys. He likes cowboys
better than Star Wars.
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OK, that'll be fun. Thank you, Dewey.
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Oh, Brock! What is it?
You're trembling, what's wrong?
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Chad's getting suspicious.
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You know he's been asking questions
at the orphanage. We need to get out of here! Say goodbye to the money?
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We just need to bide our time.
How can I trust you, Brock, when you haven't told Cassandra about us yet?
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Have a heart, Vanessa!
The woman's still in a coma! Coma?
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Hey, honey!
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I just got back
from the Mayor's office.
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He thinks he's gonna
kill our little real estate deal.
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What about the pictures of him and
the Hastings girl? They're on their way to the newspapers right now.
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Perfect! Now all we have
to worry about is old man Landers.
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Maybe we should send Largo
to pay him a little visit.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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What a mess!
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Mr Hirkaby just called. He said you
got Cs in your last tests and you didn't turn in your history paper.
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I warned you!
This has nothing to do with Sara!
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I just forgot. I'm doing it now, OK?
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So,
what kind of socks are you wearing?
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Yeah, I like those.
Which shoes are you wearing?
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Not the sneakers?
How about your boots?
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Your sandals!
God, I totally love all your shoes!
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Yeah,
I guess I have homework to do, too.
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You hang up first.
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No, you hang...
(DIALLING TONE) Hello?
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This is all your fault.
You bought him that acne medicine.
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I thought we were safe.
He's still goofy-looking.
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His head is five times
too big for his body.
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We shouldn't have to worry about
this with Malcolm. He's gifted.
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Girls shouldn't be interested
until he's 28 and a billionaire!
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Certain things are beyond
the boy's control. It's his genetics. Girls, they just swoon.
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Sorry, what am I telling your for?
You battle with it every day.
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There's nothing we can do.
Oh, yes, there is!
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I can ground him, and I can ground
him till he graduates from Harvard.
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He's gonna pull away, then we'll
have another Francis on our hands.
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Are you blaming Francis on me? No!
That's what you said!
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00:10:06,725 --> 00:10:12,685
No, I meant that... Lois, let's not
have this veer off into us somehow not having sex tonight.
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Oh, God!
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Why do they do this to us?
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Why can't they learn
from their mistakes?
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Even if they're just being stupid
on purpose.
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Seems like
the only logical conclusion.
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When they're grown we don't
have to let them visit, do we? Absolutely not.
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It's just gonna be you and me,
old and shrivelled in a big empty house.
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The only sound
a gentle sucking of the respirator.
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And all our money will be sitting
in the bank, helping no-one.
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Mmmmm!
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You guys seen Sara?
No.
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That's weird. She's two minutes late.
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Were you supposed to meet her here?
No, not exactly. But it was implied.
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Implied?
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We meet at the water fountain at
eight. We're always within 30 seconds of each other in the lunch line.
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00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:13,170
When I get home I wait four minutes
before I call. That's how it's been.
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That's our thing. Wow! I didn't know
having a girlfriend was so creepy!
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It's not creepy! This is totally
normal! This is dating!
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You spend time with each other,
get to know each other's habits.
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When you're in a relationship
you'll understand.
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I'll just hang out
outside the bathrooms.
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Hi, Mrs Demarco.
Sorry to bother you,
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but the nanny put too much banana
in my smoothie.
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Oh, we'll fix that.
I just booked the cowboy!
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He's gonna be passing out cowboy hats
and making balloon animals.
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Does he do trick shooting? I'm
sure we can find someone who does.
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I bet Ronnie
would like a moonbounce, too.
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This relationship
is finally starting to make sense.
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For a while all we did is fight and
make out, then fight, then make out.
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But that's all behind us. We were
screaming at each other five minutes ago. Now it just feels so right.
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Wait, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
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Home. We've been kissing
for two hours, my face is sore.
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Yeah, she's right.
We can't make out all day.
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We've both got our own things to do.
She's so smart.
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If you're seeing someone else
just tell me! What?!
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I-I'm sorry.
I don't know where that came from.
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Look, I've gotta go home.
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I'll call you tonight.
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That was pathetic!
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You were watching us?
Believe me, it's the last time!
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Just because you have a girl doesn't
mean you should act like one. I don't know what's wrong with her!
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She's driving me crazy!
I freak out 20 times a day!
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Dude, you think about everything
too much. Calm down.
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Turn off your brain.
It's not that easy.
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Sure it is.
I do it all the time. Watch.
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You can't just turn off your...
Reese!
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Reese!
Whoa! How long was I out?
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And as I pulled her
from the wreckage,
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she was so...
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(TEARFULLY)
..disfigured that I didn't even know it was my own sister.
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Don't worry. Dimitri is the finest
reconstructive surgeon in the state.
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Who's Dimitri?
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They had a municipal hospital. He
and Vanessa had an affair last year -
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Shut up in there!
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Oh, man, who's got their assignment
on Cambodia? I need to borrow it.
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Where were you... last night?
What?
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The Space 1999 marathon
on the Sci Fi channel.
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I made you a tunic
and a hologram badge.
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I-I'm - Forget it!
I gave it to my mom's boyfriend!
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Thanks for nothing!
Guys, look, I'm sorry.
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I've just been...
Sara and I were on the phone...
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Never mind. I'm just sorry.
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I promise this won't happen again.
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I think I turned a corner
on this thing.
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Sara and I were talking
and it just came to me.
218
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:27,307
I think we worked things out.
219
00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:30,416
Can you guys excuse me?
I'll be right back.
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He does seem... sorry.
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I say we cancel our vote of censure.
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I second that. He was there for us
after the arboretum broke down.
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00:14:43,335 --> 00:14:47,574
And how can you look in those eyes
and say no to anything he asks?
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(BOTH SIGH)
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00:14:50,101 --> 00:14:53,381
I think...
he's learned... his lesson.
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OK, only two invitations left.
227
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:05,044
Ronnie's gonna have a moonbounce
and a make-your-own-sundae car.
228
00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:09,305
I'll go. Maybe you will. What
kind of present would you bring?
229
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,764
Skateboard?
Excellent choice!
230
00:15:11,752 --> 00:15:16,352
Ronnie has a brand new skate board.
Why don't you let ME worry about Ronnie?
231
00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:19,681
Sit!
232
00:15:19,672 --> 00:15:22,151
Look at yourself!
233
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:25,539
They've put you on probation.
Probation!
234
00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:29,642
If you do just one more thing wrong
they're gonna kick you outta school!
235
00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:33,581
Do you have any idea how serious
this is? Is this who you wanna be?
236
00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:37,162
You wanna be a lap dog
who ruins his life for some girl?
237
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,944
For God's sake, Malcolm, you beat up
a foreign exchange student!
238
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:44,605
He left his country
to get away from this kind of abuse!
239
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:47,626
Are you listening to me?
Yes, I'm listening!
240
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:51,331
But I've got bigger problems!
You may not have noticed,
241
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:55,112
but I've been screwing up a lot.
All because of some stupid girl!
242
00:15:55,094 --> 00:15:59,093
I'm on probation! I beat up a kid
who doesn't even speak English!
243
00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:02,994
I'm going through a lot
and you don't even care!
244
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,399
We can still pull this off!
245
00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:12,667
You'll never pass the DNE test,
and even your lies won't be enough.
246
00:16:12,646 --> 00:16:16,566
But Brock, if you didn't buy
the mining rights, then who did?
247
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:23,702
Don't you see? The person who bought
the mining rights is the same person who stole Mrs Bronson's brooch.
248
00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:27,630
And the person who ran Nathaniel's
car off the road that night.
249
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:31,010
That person's name is -
OK, you're free to go.
250
00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:33,393
Ssh!
Come on, move it!
251
00:16:33,382 --> 00:16:35,901
Just five more minutes! Wait! No!
252
00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:38,888
It was the Mayor, right?
Or the widow Farthington?
253
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:43,873
What about the creepy janitor?
No, his amnesiac brother! Argh!
254
00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:46,048
(BELL RINGS)
255
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,837
I didn't understand one word
that was said in the last six hours.
256
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:52,858
I'm exhausted.
I couldn't sleep all night.
257
00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:58,883
I finally figured out
what I gotta do. Sara! Wait up!
258
00:16:58,854 --> 00:17:03,253
Look, I've done a lot of thinking
and we need to talk.
259
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:06,071
Sara, this just isn't working.
260
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,857
Since I've known you I've been
nothing but obsessive and neurotic.
261
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,318
A jealous creep who's way too clingy.
262
00:17:12,306 --> 00:17:18,265
I don't like what this is turning me
into, so I got you this pager.
263
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:22,916
What? It's perfect. Now we know
where the other one is every second.
264
00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:26,692
No more worry or doubt.
We'll be able to trust each other.
265
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:29,074
We have to break up, Malcolm.
266
00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:32,576
I don't think you heard me.
267
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:35,044
I'm proposing the exact opposite.
268
00:17:35,032 --> 00:17:37,511
That's what the pager's for.
269
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,020
I'm sorry. Bye.
270
00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:45,195
No!
271
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:46,012
No! No!
272
00:17:46,013 --> 00:17:47,933
Sara!
273
00:17:49,754 --> 00:17:52,593
You can't break up with me!
274
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:56,419
Because I am filled with nothing
but love and good feelings!
275
00:17:56,401 --> 00:18:02,440
And no anger and no jealousy! And
none of those things that will lead you to not wanting to be with me!
276
00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:07,250
OK, fine! Get outta here!
I don't need you! I hate your guts!
277
00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:09,546
I never needed you! No, no, no, no!
278
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:13,854
I love you!
I always have, I always will!
279
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:16,272
We were meant to be together!
280
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,780
I gave you my soul, Sara!
281
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:22,163
I gave it to you, my soul!
282
00:18:22,152 --> 00:18:24,351
My soul!
283
00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:26,541
Sara!
284
00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:43,815
There you go, sweetheart.
285
00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:46,602
I always thought
you hated cookie dough.
286
00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:49,348
So, are you having a good time?
Yeah, Mom. Thanks.
287
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:54,055
You really should thank Dewey.
He was a big help in planning this.
288
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,719
You ruined my birthday! I hate you!
289
00:19:03,703 --> 00:19:06,663
I've had two sundaes
and four snow cones.
290
00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:12,990
Malcolm, look. Come on. Come on.
291
00:19:12,976 --> 00:19:15,495
I can't feel my fingers.
292
00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:18,804
I'll go get us some punch,
how's that sound?
293
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:24,652
You know, son,
this is all part of growing up.
294
00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:27,958
You're just gonna
have to get used to it.
295
00:19:33,314 --> 00:19:35,473
No, I don't.
296
00:19:35,463 --> 00:19:37,703
I can go back.
297
00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:41,127
I can go back!
298
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:49,852
What are you doing?
I'm gonna play.
299
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:52,870
You can't! You're too big!
No, I'm not.
300
00:19:52,856 --> 00:19:57,856
I'm going back. No, you're too big!
You're going to ruin my party!
301
00:19:59,821 --> 00:20:01,780
Party day
302
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:06,170
Sleeping our cares away
303
00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:08,988
On our way
304
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:13,375
to where the air is sweet
(LOUD BANG)
305
00:20:29,989 --> 00:20:32,708
OK! Don't panic! OK!
306
00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:35,016
OK! Hah!
307
00:20:39,462 --> 00:20:43,182
Yeeeargh!
You're OK! Don't be scared!
308
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:53,140
Oh! Don't be afraid, son.
It was just a loud explosion. Everything is going to be OK.
309
00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:55,793
Don't be afraid.
(HIGH PITCHED WHISTLE)
310
00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:04,118
Just once I'd like to learn
without something exploding.
311
00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:07,138
That's how the West was won
312
00:21:07,188 --> 00:21:11,738
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