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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:27,025 Wait till l tell Robin you've been hoarding the good stuff. 2 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,189 (Gunshot) 3 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:32,426 Merlin! They're kidnapping my Merlin. 4 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:35,957 lf she isn't gone soon, l'm going to commit murder. 5 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:36,969 (Caws) 6 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:41,099 - What on earth is that? - The attack cry of the peregrine falcon. 7 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:44,736 lf you find Dr. Tessa, she can interview him and leave. 8 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,769 You are on private property. 9 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,111 l am allowed by law to shoot. 10 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,276 He's a weird character. 11 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:52,974 Agh! 12 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,154 (Distant explosion) 13 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:30,398 - Do you have it? - l have it. 14 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,207 You're doing the right thing. This uprising is foolish. 15 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:38,047 When the leaders of these so-called freedom fighters are in prison, this bloodshed can end. 16 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:43,350 Everything you need is in there. 17 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,153 - You are doing the right thing. - l know. 18 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,524 l will see that... 19 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,394 - Stop! - (Gunshots) 20 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,890 - (Knock at door) - (Higgins) Magnum? 21 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,089 (Knocking) 22 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:28,260 - l say, Magnum? - Hold your horses. l'll let you... 23 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,595 - ..right in. - Magnum, l must have a word with you. 24 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,905 No. l want a word with you. 25 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,174 l wanna talk to you about your vocabulary. 26 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:44,240 What edification could you provide regarding my vocabulary? 27 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,744 l am talking about the word ''privacy'' or pry-vacy or whatever you call it. 28 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:52,451 You obviously are ignorant of the meaning of the word, 29 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:56,087 both in letter and in spirit. 30 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,895 - l must say, l'm impressed. - With my dictionary? 31 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,923 No, your living quarters. 32 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,835 - They're tidy. - Don't act so surprised. 33 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:08,136 Where is all the usual unpleasantness, 34 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:12,008 the abandoned food and drink, the soiled garments, 35 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:15,879 the unidentifiable artifacts l expect to find when l walk in? 36 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:22,946 Aha! That is precisely my point. You expect to walk in. Higgins... 37 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,983 - l don't walk in on you, do l? - Of course you do. All the time. 38 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:30,655 lt's one of life's unpleasanteries, 39 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:34,064 like a minor rash or an ingrown toenail. 40 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:38,662 l'm here to remind you that today Miss Elizabeth Barrett arrives. 41 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:42,471 - That, of course, means... - l will be gone. l promise. 42 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:47,036 l'm after this guy who stiffed me for $800. Kraig Maynard, king of the condos. 43 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,810 Maynard is a well-known developer. 44 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,942 He's on the board at the club. 45 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,384 Why do you think he stiffed you? 46 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:58,880 Because he did not pay me for services rendered, that's why. 47 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:01,485 You see... You'll find this interesting. 48 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:05,054 His sales lady ran off to Vegas with the bank deposits. 49 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,625 l found her, but now l can't... l can't find my keys. 50 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:12,160 They're not your keys. They're Mr. Masters' keys. 51 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:21,075 Unless l find them, l'll be stuck here with you and his old schoolmarm. 52 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,311 Elizabeth Barrett is not an old schoolmarm. 53 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:27,683 As Robin Masters' former English instructor, 54 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,156 she inspired and sent Mr. Masters on 55 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,091 to his meteoric writing career. 56 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,994 Now that she's writing her own book, 57 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:39,520 l expect you to keep a low profile. 58 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,762 l promise, Higgins, no football games on the lawn, 59 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:45,236 no gunfire before breakfast, 60 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:48,968 no stewardesses unless they promise not to yodel. 61 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,000 l never should have cleaned up. 62 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:03,512 Aha! 63 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:11,662 Ah, the refrigerator. Remiss of me not to have thought of it myself. 64 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:15,030 After all, where else would one store one's keys? 65 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:33,042 (Man on PA) The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 66 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:37,078 All others will be towed away at owners' expense. 67 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,326 The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 68 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:46,854 All others will be towed away at owners' expense. 69 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:52,265 Thanks, boys. You're doing a fine job. 70 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,708 Heads up, everybody. (Laughs) 71 00:07:56,742 --> 00:08:00,178 Well, here's looking at you. 72 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,181 (Woman) Flight 47 6 is now boarding... 73 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,048 Miss Barrett, l presume? l'm Jonathan... 74 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,746 Livingston Seagull. 75 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,718 Jonathan Higgins. Aloha. 76 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,554 Welcome to Hawaii. 77 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,496 Why, thank you, Higgins. 78 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,865 Robin's told me all about you, but l decided to come anyway. 79 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,800 Just kidding, Johnny. Just kidding. 80 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,672 l know Robin can't get along without you. 81 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:34,612 Here, try some of this marvelous champagne. 82 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,241 Airline specialty. 83 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:39,478 Enough of it does do the trick. 84 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,613 No, thank you. We must go. l'm parked at the curb. 85 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,556 Did you get Merlin out of quarantine? 86 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:46,717 Merlin? 87 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:51,093 - My macaw, Higgins. My macaw. - The bird is in the car. 88 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,691 lt was quite far-sighted of you to send it ahead. 89 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:59,535 Merlin is not an it. He's a he. 90 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:03,474 - Very intelligent bird. - lndeed. 91 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,808 We really must be going. This way, gentlemen. 92 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:12,943 l guess we have to follow the little fellow, boys. 93 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:16,887 (Man) The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 94 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:20,757 All others will be towed away at owners' expense. 95 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,454 Oh, my God! 96 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:28,024 - (Bird caws) - Merlin! They're kidnapping my Merlin. 97 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,396 Don't just stand there. Do something. 98 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:36,204 The white zone is for loading and unloading.. Stop! Stop! 99 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:40,334 Halt! Halt! 100 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:58,228 (Magnum) Trying to find Maynard was frustrating. 101 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:03,133 All l kept getting was the arctic voice of his secretary, Ms. Roebuck. 102 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,730 Her voice gave me the image of a sleeping polar bear 103 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,434 who slipped off an iceberg into the drink 104 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,239 and came up icy and snarly. 105 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:16,146 400lb of anger, all teeth and claws. 106 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,791 Hi. They're closed. 107 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:29,220 l know. l have the keys. 108 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,560 You can't be Ms. Roebuck. 109 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,694 Don't l have your permission? 110 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,863 You're just not what l expected. 111 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:41,737 l'm Bill Rogers. l called about that condo in Maui, 112 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,800 the one with the 360-degree view. 113 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:48,007 Nice try, Magnum. 114 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:51,312 The only view you'll see is through barred windows 115 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,581 - if you don't stop harassing me. - Look, Ms. Roebuck. 116 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:58,556 l came to get paid, not to get... 117 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,518 insulted. 118 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:12,603 - l want Maynard. - Mr. Maynard is out of town. 119 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,004 He is not. He's avoiding me. 120 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,032 So am l. 121 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,504 (Higgins) Careful with your shoes. And don't scrape the tiles. 122 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,915 They're impossible to clean. 123 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:29,182 - After all, cleanliness is... - Boring. 124 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,712 Oh, driver, upstairs with that one. 125 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:39,689 On the contrary, cleanliness is the first bastion of civilization. 126 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,924 l have the staff dust every inch of the estate daily... 127 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,199 Higgins! Higgins! Oh, Higgins. 128 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,798 - l couldn't find the hose. - Oh, my God. 129 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,867 Relax. lt's just a little dried mud. 130 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,276 - You must be... - Get out. 131 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,872 - Magnum. You must be... - lmmediately. 132 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:59,612 Elizabeth. lt's a pleasure. Robin's told me so much about you. 133 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,748 - (Magnum) He did? - Yes. Most of it terribly naughty. 134 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:07,953 Driver, perhaps you should take that trunk 135 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,962 and put it down in the study instead. 136 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,488 The study? My study? 137 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,331 lt has all my work in it. We'll share. 138 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:22,500 You work in the mornings. l'll work at night. We'll also jog together. 139 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:26,910 - 5am, starting tomorrow. - Jog? 140 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,437 You're certainly not up to running. 141 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:34,112 After watching the way you lumbered after that tow truck. 142 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,142 Tow truck? 143 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:39,817 Johnny had the foresight to park in a tow-away zone. 144 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,589 A tow-away zone? That's illegal, Johnny. 145 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,926 l know. 146 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,455 - Where's the study? - ln there. 147 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,563 Johnny, do tip the man. He's a worker, you know. 148 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:58,635 Robin said you once had a case with a Hungarian acrobat. 149 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,908 (Magnum) Actually, it wasn't my case. 150 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,438 l was hired by this guy... 151 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,282 Let me guess. Mother-in-law? 152 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,016 lt was the prospect of possibly of having to live 153 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,925 with such a domineering woman as Elizabeth 154 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,692 that constrained me from ever entering the state of matrimony. 155 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,723 Huh? 156 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,598 No, she's not my mother-in-law. 157 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,572 Then l said to him, ''Robin Masters, 158 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,102 ''what are you doing to that poor girl?'' 159 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,241 He looked me in the eye and said, ''Miss Barrett, 160 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,583 ''l'm not doing it to her, she's doing it to me.'' 161 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,247 (Elizabeth and Magnum laugh) 162 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:51,961 (Clears throat) l suppose one must forgive the excesses of adolescence. 163 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,956 But do you have any anecdotes of a more literary nature 164 00:13:56,001 --> 00:14:00,028 to regale the Pan-Pacific Academy of Modern Literature? 165 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:04,065 Anecdotes of a more literary nature, my dear Johnny, 166 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:08,671 would no doubt bore me and your academy members spitless. 167 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,877 (Elizabeth and Magnum laugh) 168 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,908 (Merlin caws) 169 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,678 Thomas, please. 170 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,122 Oh, er... 171 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,716 Thank you. 172 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:25,219 Oh. Another dead soldier, Sergeant Major. 173 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,255 Any reinforcements? 174 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,739 l shall see. 175 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:40,345 Well, Thomas, let me finish telling you about my book. 176 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,939 Right. The one about the bird watchers. 177 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:48,511 Ornithologists. Some of them are even more reclusive than the birds themselves. 178 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,613 Take my Dr. Tessa, for instance. 179 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,352 One of the foremost men in his field. 180 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,553 One day suddenly he vanishes. 181 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,755 Nobody had a clue where he'd gone, 182 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:02,256 until l heard the rumors about the Hermit of Hawaii. 183 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,930 Well, that's my nickname for him. 184 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:09,202 This hermit, are you sure he's your Dr. Tessa? 185 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,938 As a matter of fact, no. l do know he speaks with an accent 186 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,776 and that he's done amazing research with birds. 187 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:20,615 l'm just hoping he's my Dr. Tessa. Can you help me, Thomas? 188 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,749 Elizabeth, l'm a little tied up with this case. 189 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,251 My motto, dear Thomas, is a double negative. 190 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,959 Never take no for an answer. 191 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,495 Where's Johnny with that damn wine? 192 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,973 Don't look at me like that, young man. 193 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:47,138 l have trouble sleeping. Old people often do. 194 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,808 They're afraid they won't wake up. (Laughs) 195 00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:02,652 Wait till l tell Robin you've been hoarding the good stuff. 196 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:36,187 (Higgins) Why me, Elizabeth? 197 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,389 l'm a New Yorker. l never jog alone. 198 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,660 Besides, you're pudgy. You need exercise. 199 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:44,567 l believe in moderation, particularly in exercise. 200 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:48,164 That philosophy is quite visible at your waistline. 201 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,471 - l'm putting you on a diet. - What? 202 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:55,003 You heard me. No cholesterol, high protein, 203 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:59,746 and l make a terrific artichoke raw-egg milkshake. 204 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:03,414 Elizabeth, l can't go on... 205 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,623 letting you wear yourself out. 206 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:10,389 You must conserve energy for your book. 207 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,421 - How's it coming? - Great. 208 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:17,196 lf only l could find that elusive Dr. Tessa. 209 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,865 - You must find him. - Well, it isn't gonna be easy. 210 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:25,206 He might have changed his name to keep out of the limelight. 211 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,405 Odd old bird. 212 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,343 - That's a joke, Johnny. - Oh. (Laughs) 213 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,878 l see. l'm somewhat of an ornithologist myself. 214 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,618 Really? Do you do any calls? 215 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,924 (Caws menacingly) 216 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:49,394 - What on earth is that? - The attack cry of the peregrine falcon. 217 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:54,270 Don't do it around Merlin. You might freak him out. 218 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,797 Last one back's a rotten egg. 219 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,802 So be it. 220 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,948 That was taken of Dr. Tessa many years ago in Hungary. 221 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:09,079 - Why's he so hard to find? - He escaped after the revolt. 222 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,022 Perhaps he's afraid they're still after him. 223 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:15,117 This is the worst writing Robin has perpetrated on the world 224 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,788 since The Seamy Side Of Dawn. 225 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:23,325 ''l last saw her in Paris in the Garden of Tuileries. 226 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,269 ''Her husband has returned from the front, 227 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,330 ''wounded but alive. 228 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:32,366 ''She must go and nurse him and l must go. 229 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:36,313 ''We do not kiss, but our hands briefly touch, 230 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,283 ''one last moment of gazing into one another's eyes, 231 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,344 ''reflecting on what might have been, 232 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,821 ''before l wander up to Pigalle, 233 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:50,227 ''the only place in Paris that served palatable fish and chips.'' 234 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:54,631 Fish and chips? ln the middle of a romantic scene? 235 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,964 No wonder Robin gave up on it. 236 00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:01,962 lt's hardly like Robin at all. The writing is stiff and turgid. 237 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:07,673 Mixed tenses, participles dangling at every obtuse angle. 238 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,207 But l can't resist correcting it. 239 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,343 lt warms me up to my own work. 240 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:17,754 (Higgins) That manuscript happens to be a draft of my memoirs. 241 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:21,748 - No dogs. Out! - The lads are totally trustworthy. 242 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,660 Boy Scouts are trustworthy, Higgins. 243 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,597 Dobermans are deadly. Banish them. 244 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,464 (Dogs growl) 245 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,334 Zeus, Apollo, patrol. 246 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,670 Magnum, may l speak to you outside? 247 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,804 Excuse me. 248 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,717 (Merlin caws) 249 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,523 Aw. That a good boy, Merlin. That a good boy. 250 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,423 Relax, Higgins. She's only here temporarily. 251 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:03,730 Relax? You didn't have to endure the spectacle of her inebriated arrival 252 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,237 or hear her rude remarks or take her orders. 253 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:11,038 Higgins, you yourself said we must cherish her as Robin does. 254 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:16,343 And then to invade the sacrosanct privacy of my study with that...that bird. 255 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:20,511 Kind of gets to you when your privacy's intruded on, doesn't it? 256 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:25,956 Magnum, wait. lf you find this Dr. Tessa, she could interview him and she'll leave. 257 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:30,257 - She's really getting to you. - l am prepared to offer you money. 258 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,490 Money? 259 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:36,467 No. There's a principle involved here. 260 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,991 What principle? 261 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:42,268 A private investigator should never get stiffed by a deadbeat. 262 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:45,105 - l gotta collect from Maynard. - Take pity. 263 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,976 She insists that l jog miles with her, 264 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,176 that l imbibe her grotesque artichoke protein concoctions. 265 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,241 Worst, she's banished the lads. 266 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,616 What's at stake here is my sanity. 267 00:20:55,654 --> 00:21:00,682 The hot tub, tennis courts, VCR, camera and the wine cellar. 268 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,956 - Three weeks. - Done. 269 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:07,261 l'm not finished. l want the same privileges for Rick and T.C. 270 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,529 - Rick and T.C.? - Yes. 271 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:14,938 l need them to find Maynard for me, so that l can find Tessa for you. 272 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,874 - Done. - (Elizabeth) Higgins, give me a hand. 273 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:22,937 Merlin's had a little accident on the rug in your study. 274 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:25,211 Just be quick about it. 275 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:33,252 l forgot to tell Higgins l'd already agreed 276 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,886 to find Elizabeth's ornithologist. 277 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:39,124 l didn't want him to take my services for granted. 278 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:42,099 Besides, l really liked the old schoolmarm 279 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:46,867 and it kind of felt nice to be able to do somebody sweet like that a favor. 280 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,896 - No favors. - Nothing doing. 281 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,341 - There must be some catch. - Always there's a catch. 282 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,971 - Gee, guys. Don't you trust me? - No. 283 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:58,380 Come on. l'm offering you one full week 284 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,647 of complete estate privileges. 285 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,655 l didn't wanna ask for something for nothing. 286 00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:07,489 - l don't take you for granted. - You take us for dummies. 287 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:11,587 Maynard's one of the most visible guys in the island, Thomas. 288 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,963 - There's gotta be a catch. - There is no catch. Honest. 289 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,697 You find where he'll be long enough for me to get there 290 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,898 and collect the money, that's it. 291 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:25,035 That's never it. Make it two weeks. 292 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:28,240 (Rick) And one hundred big ones. 293 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,545 Three weeks and no money. Deal? 294 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,916 (Whispering) 295 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,519 Deal. 296 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,431 At least now you know you can't take us for granted. 297 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,505 l figured that locating Tessa shouldn't be a problem. 298 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:02,274 To find a bird expert, just go where the birds are. 299 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:05,511 Tessa, Tessa. Nothing, nothing. 300 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,984 No bells ring. Who is he? 301 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,817 Lars, l told you, he's an ornithologist. 302 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,620 He specializes in rare bird diseases. 303 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,627 Nothing so sad than a sick bird. 304 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:20,757 - You have a sick bird, haven't you? - No, Lars, l don't. 305 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,824 Dead already? That's bad. 306 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:25,996 l have a tonic from an old guy. 307 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:28,096 He might have saved your bird. 308 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,131 What old guy? 309 00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,574 - (Animals screeching) - Lars? 310 00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,606 Bad monkey. 311 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:54,991 - Where'd you get it? - ln the toolshed. 312 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,729 Don't you pay any attention? 313 00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:01,466 - Who gave it to you, Lars? - The toolshed? 314 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:06,910 - lt came with the zoo. - Who gave you that tonic? 315 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:11,348 There's an old guy living up in Haiku Valley. 316 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:14,580 l got to tell you confidentially, though. 317 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,281 He's a weird character. 318 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:54,090 Haiku Valley was accessible from the sea over a reef, 319 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:58,152 or from a road the army built in 1 943 and hadn't repaired since. 320 00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:03,190 lf Tessa was in the valley, he was a man who liked to be left alone. 321 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,330 Since this was government property, 322 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:09,897 whoever wrote the sign had no right to put it up. 323 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:16,611 Of course, people often do things they don't have a right to do. 324 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:48,705 Agh! 325 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:57,080 Who are you? What are you doing here? 326 00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,285 Somebody ought to put up a sign. 327 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,816 You are trespassing. 328 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,955 l repeat, who are you? 329 00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:08,864 Thomas Magnum. l'm a private investigator. 330 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,700 l'm doing legwork for a writer who wants to interview you. 331 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:16,969 - Me? - Albert Tessa, the ornithologist? 332 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:20,444 You are on private property. Please leave. 333 00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:22,537 This is government land. 334 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,243 Goodbye, Mr. Magnum. 335 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:30,118 lf you are Tessa, this writer just wants to interview you, that's all. 336 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:34,592 lf you return, l am allowed by law to shoot. 337 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,594 - No, you're not. - (Gun clicks) 338 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:39,620 l'm not gonna argue the point, though. 339 00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:13,925 After nearly 30 years it was hard to be certain, 340 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,399 but he looked like the man in the photo, 341 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:18,595 even if he never admitted it. 342 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,697 So why wasn't l in a hurry to tell Elizabeth? 343 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:25,836 Elizabeth isn't the type to settle for a ''no trespassing'' sign, 344 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:28,971 and Tessa had a look about him that l didn't like. 345 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:32,506 l'd seen it before. lt divides people into two groups - 346 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,882 those who can kill and those who can't. 347 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,546 He was definitely in the first. 348 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:44,385 Don't worry, my pets. l won't ever leave you. 349 00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:46,954 l'll kill them all first. 350 00:27:57,575 --> 00:28:01,602 (Rick) Thanks, Ace. Piece of cake. (T.C.) Easiest deal we ever made. 351 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:05,173 l can't believe Higgie baby let us use Thomas's wheels. 352 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,982 The Ferrari's owned by Robin Masters, not Thomas. 353 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,387 And that old broad hanging around Higgins' neck, 354 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,756 he'd give us anything. 355 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:20,387 Just remember, l'm the brains, you're the muscle. 356 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,136 - You sure this is the place? - Roebuck said the Dragon Bar. 357 00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,435 - This is the Dragon Bar. - Right. 358 00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:32,273 The condo king's putting some finishing touches on some lath and plaster. 359 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:36,144 - Give me some brew, Drew. - lce tea, Lee. 360 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:40,208 You think this Roebuck dame didn't believe we were diamond merchants? 361 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:45,052 Hey, man, the chick bought this hook, line and diamond ring. Ow! 362 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,352 (Gunshot) 363 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,882 What the hell was that? 364 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,839 Oh, man. l knew it. l knew it. 365 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:07,208 He should have told us that Maynard was a nut. 366 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,953 How was l to know he was crazy? l never met Maynard. 367 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:24,894 - And you sent us to shake him down? - He hired me over the phone. 368 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:28,262 And l never ask you to shake 'em down. Just find 'em. 369 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,665 - That's the thanks we get? - Look, Rick, 370 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:34,661 l am sorry that Maynard used scare tactics to avoid paying up, 371 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,799 but admit it, you guys blew it. 372 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,207 We blew it? You almost got us shot. 373 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:43,613 - l said l'm sorry, but you still blew it. - Yeah, when we said we'd help. 374 00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:46,947 You shouldn't have taken the Ferrari. His secretary saw me in it. 375 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:51,820 Don't you think that made it just a wee bit obvious that you are working with me? 376 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:54,324 Were. Past tense. 377 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:58,125 l am sitting this one out in my own backyard where it is safe. 378 00:29:58,163 --> 00:29:59,790 (Knocking) 379 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:03,733 - (Higgins) Magnum, may l come in, please? - (Mouths) 380 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,304 Yes, you may come in. 381 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,002 Magnum, l beg for a word with you. 382 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:18,982 Higgins, if it's the Ferrari, it's your fault for loaning it to them. 383 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:23,317 A windscreen can be replaced. My sanity cannot. 384 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:26,755 - Why are you scrambling eggs... - They're over easy. 385 00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:29,851 - ..instead of looking for Tessa? - l found him. 386 00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:32,658 - You found him. - Yes, l found him. 387 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:38,332 - You must take Elizabeth there. - He threatened to kill me. 388 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:41,236 To make an omelet, one must crack a few eggs. 389 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:42,796 This guy could be dangerous. 390 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:47,301 Magnum, Elizabeth had the gardener cut down the bougainvillea 391 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:50,542 so she could have an unimpaired view of the ocean. 392 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:55,178 Do you know how long it took me to cultivate that bush? 393 00:30:56,254 --> 00:31:00,884 1 1 years. 1 1 years of daily watering, pruning, 394 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,894 guiding, nurturing, all by hand. 395 00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:07,295 l never even let Kenji near it. l did it all myself. 396 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,597 And then with one snip of the shears, it's gone. 397 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,626 1 1 years, Magnum. 398 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:19,643 Magnum, l implore you, l beseech you, take that woman to Tessa 399 00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:23,977 before l go irrevocably, irretrievably mad! 400 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,181 (Magnum) Elizabeth, l don't think this is such a good idea. 401 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:34,988 Oh, nonsense. l'm sure that when Dr. Tessa hears 402 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:38,257 that l'm going to have an excerpt published 403 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:42,164 in the Ornithologists' Digest, he'll be quite thrilled. 404 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,466 - He isn't the type to be thrilled. - He was just bullying you with words. 405 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:49,473 He had a double-barreled shotgun, 406 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,169 and l was on the wrong side of a booby trap. 407 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,770 He's probably got those all around. 408 00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:58,407 lnstead of watchdogs. That's quite sensible. 409 00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:00,883 He's sure his birds are safe. 410 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:06,221 l'm not worried about his birds. l'm worried about you, and me. 411 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:09,920 l'll tell you what. You wait at the road. 412 00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:12,691 l'll walk in there alone. 413 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:17,258 He's not gonna shoot a little old white-haired lady. 414 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:22,399 l got a better idea. Why don't we find out if Tessa is really Tessa 415 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,409 before you take a chance like that? 416 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,842 How? 417 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,107 (Magnum) There he is. 418 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,956 Finally, after all these years. 419 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:45,554 This means so much to me, Thomas. 420 00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:48,588 l doubt if you'll ever know how much. 421 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:54,170 That's not Tessa. 422 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:56,537 - Great. - What do you mean, great? 423 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:59,372 Now we don't have to risk being shot at. 424 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:02,243 - l had such hopes. - So did Higgins. 425 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,941 - What? - Oh, nothing. 426 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,748 - Don't worry. l'll find Tessa. - Oh, l know you will. 427 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,276 Higgins'll see to that. 428 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:29,372 - Well, how did the interview go? - Wasn't him. 429 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,773 - What? - lt wasn't him. 430 00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:34,437 - What? - Have you gone deaf, Johnny? 431 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:37,380 - lt wasn't him. - lt has to be him. 432 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:42,308 - How could you do this to me? - Me? l'm doing the best l can. 433 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,685 Don't get on Thomas's back. 434 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:48,920 He really thought he'd found my elusive doctor. 435 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,928 (Caws) 436 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,294 Come on, Merlin. 437 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,423 Come on, baby. Come on. 438 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,531 What idiot chained Merlin? 439 00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:04,871 l didn't chain him. lt's just a little twine. 440 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,774 He was eating my birds of paradise. 441 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:10,941 He was probably hungry. Poor baby. 442 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,542 Why didn't you bite him? 443 00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:17,452 You're right. He'd probably give you food poisoning. 444 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:21,822 See here. l've taken all the verbal insults l intend to from you. 445 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:24,953 You're right. lt's time l got physical. 446 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:29,894 Wait a minute. Wait. Let's not get carried away here. 447 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:31,925 - l won't, but he will. - Ha! 448 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,233 Higgins! Elizabeth, look. 449 00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:37,605 You're both upset because l didn't find Dr. Tessa. lt's my fault. 450 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:41,339 You just have a cup of tea or something and calm down. 451 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,870 l'll figure out the next step. 452 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:55,214 Well, l'm going to take Merlin for a drive. 453 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:58,751 Perhaps the wind in his face will calm him down. 454 00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:01,424 - Good idea. - Magnum. 455 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:07,100 Higgins, Elizabeth's taking Merlin for a ride. Be out for a while. 456 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:10,232 What he's trying to tell you, Johnny, 457 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:14,472 is that l will be out of your hair for a couple of hours. 458 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:33,461 Magnum, if you don't find Tessa soon, you'll have to call Five-O. 459 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,693 Call Five-O? Why? 460 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:39,726 lf she isn't gone soon, l am going to commit murder. 461 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,839 (Door slams) 462 00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:57,844 - Hi, Rick. - Quiet, Thomas. l'm up to 300 points. 463 00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:04,286 - You took my last beer. - So l'll take it off your bill. 464 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,353 Ever planning on grocery shopping? 465 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:08,456 Just as soon as we find Maynard. 466 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,262 - T.C.'s out. - Where? 467 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:14,635 Out of the deal. Didn't like playing decoy with live ammo. 468 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,105 (Game playing tune) 469 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:21,237 Never mind. l'll do it myself. Just as soon as l find Tessa. 470 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:26,543 (Laughs) Fine. Just as long as T.C. and l still get our estate privileges. 471 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:29,781 - You did not find Maynard. - No, but we got shot at. 472 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:34,689 That's an occupational hazard. Find Maynard or no privileges. 473 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:39,662 l'll tell you what. l'll find this Tessa character you're looking for. 474 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,564 - You find Maynard. - How you gonna do that? 475 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,865 Simple. He's Hungarian. l'll check with their embassy. 476 00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:49,339 - l'm sure they keep tabs on all their people. - Rick. 477 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:53,742 He's a refugee. They'd probably like to get hold of him themselves. 478 00:36:57,648 --> 00:37:02,449 What is it? You've got that funny little look on your face again. Thomas? 479 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,947 Thomas, come on. What is it? 480 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:09,221 - Thomas! - (Door slams) 481 00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:14,860 Higgins, where's Robin's high-school annual? 482 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,897 Higgins, where's his high-school annual? 483 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:22,030 - What are you looking for? - Elizabeth Barrett. 484 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:26,032 - Are you trying to torture me? - Where is his annual? 485 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,068 Here. 486 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,979 l was so worried about Elizabeth being shot 487 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:33,950 that when she said it wasn't him, l bought it, 488 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,613 but nobody changes that much in 25 years. 489 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:41,648 l started wondering why she lied to me, and here's the answer. 490 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,358 - Elizabeth isn't Elizabeth. - What? 491 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,387 Elizabeth isn't Elizabeth. 492 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:52,929 The woman who's been driving me mad for a week is an imposter? 493 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:55,334 l'm afraid so, Higgins. 494 00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:59,071 lf she isn't Elizabeth, who is she? 495 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,307 KGB? Hungarian secret police? lt doesn't matter. 496 00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:07,409 What does matter is she came here after Tessa and l led her straight to him. 497 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,791 (Merlin cawing) 498 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,667 Come on. There's a good boy. 499 00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:05,301 Yes. Come on. Good boy. Good boy. 500 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:18,545 After 26 years, my pet, we've finally got him. 501 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:36,365 (Laughs) You gotta be kidding. That little old school teacher a KGB agent? 502 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,398 Looks that way. 503 00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:41,468 She gonna kill Tessa with a ruler? 504 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,310 Her personality is lethal enough. 505 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,977 (Tessa) Far enough. 506 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:57,627 - Who are you? - My name is Elizabeth Barrett, Dr. Tessa. 507 00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:00,152 And guns make me very nervous. 508 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:04,598 l'm a writer. Barrett's Guide to Ornithology. 509 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:08,167 There's no such book. 510 00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:11,038 That's because it hasn't been published yet. 511 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,238 l was hoping you would be my last chapter. 512 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:18,544 Would you please put down that gun? 513 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:22,177 Your macaw looks troubled. You give him vitamin A? 514 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:26,553 lt's very important for macaws. They have weak beaks without it. 515 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:31,857 Believe me, Dr. Tessa, Merlin's beak is quite strong. 516 00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:34,160 So are his talons. 517 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,129 (Magnum) Slow it down. We're getting too close. 518 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:48,111 (Higgins) Anywhere on this island is too close to that dreadful woman. 519 00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:03,018 There. lf she hasn't killed Tessa yet, 520 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:05,494 she will when she sees Higgins or me. 521 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:08,293 lf she's KGB, her assignment comes before 522 00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:10,459 personal safety or escape. 523 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:14,835 l remember once in Berlin, after the war, 524 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,533 l was in deep cover for Ml... 525 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:19,042 (Click, voice becomes inaudible) 526 00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:23,313 We got a better chance if we sneak up on 'em. 527 00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:26,214 ln case you hadn't noticed, this is a noisy helicopter. 528 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,514 You'll have to let us out up here. 529 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:32,386 lt'll take you at least a half-hour to hike down there. 530 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:35,790 lf she hasn't ripped him off yet, she will by then. 531 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:39,660 She doesn't know you. Neither does he. 532 00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:41,688 So? 533 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:45,961 Oh, no. No way, Thomas. 534 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,267 (Higgins) After she plied me with more vodka, 535 00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:51,638 we rolled on the bearskin rug, 536 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:56,203 she wild with passion, while l was trying to find the microfilm. 537 00:41:56,247 --> 00:42:00,513 Well, l'd tell you where l found it. 538 00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:01,779 (Laughs) 539 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:07,122 Propriety forbids me divulging details. 540 00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:11,526 Suffice it to say that within minutes, she parted with the film and much more. 541 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,723 Extraordinary. 542 00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:16,426 (Caws) 543 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:19,296 Thank you. 544 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:25,138 And, er...how long have you been working on this multivitamined approach? 545 00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:30,040 Since l first arrived in these islands in 1961 . 546 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,311 Oh. l'm always doing that. 547 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:37,377 - lt's so annoying. - l can sharpen that for you. 548 00:42:37,421 --> 00:42:40,754 l always carry a little sharpener with me. 549 00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:43,888 (Helicopter) 550 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:56,402 - Who's that? - Whoever it is, l'll get rid of him. 551 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:04,247 After l finish, 552 00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:08,081 you can have any one you like for lunch. 553 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:12,179 - Get out! - Hey, man, that's what l'm trying to do. 554 00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:16,090 Get out of here. You're frightening my birds. 555 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:21,792 l got a warning light indicating chips in my transmission. Can't fly. lt's too dangerous. 556 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:24,323 l don't care if you've a whole strudel in there! 557 00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:27,428 Get that machine off my property. 558 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:30,929 Let me look at it. You wouldn't want me to crash. 559 00:43:30,975 --> 00:43:34,206 l don't care, as long as it's not in my valley. 560 00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:48,221 20 years l've been in this valley, 561 00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:53,093 and l got more trespassers in two days than in all the 20 years. 562 00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:59,564 - ls he in trouble? - He will be if he doesn't leave soon. 563 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:03,499 - More tea? - Please. 564 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:18,915 Out! Get out! 565 00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:30,566 That's all the time l can give you, Thomas. 566 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:33,593 Should have been here ten minutes ago. 567 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,932 - l warned you. - She's a KGB agent. 568 00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:07,470 - She's what? - The man is mad. 569 00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:11,941 He's telling the truth. She's a communist agent come to kill you. 570 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,539 Dr. Tessa, drop it. 571 00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:18,241 You too, or l'll blow his brains out. 572 00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,944 - She'll do it anyway. - l know. 573 00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:22,815 Merlin, attack. 574 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,917 (Caws menacingly) 575 00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:34,925 Merlin! 576 00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:40,660 Oops. 577 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,764 Merlin. 578 00:45:51,715 --> 00:45:53,945 l hate you. 579 00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:56,817 The feeling, madam, is mutual. 580 00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:03,992 - l don't know how you did it. - l subcontracted the job to lce Pick. 581 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:07,155 lce Pick? What'd you offer him? 582 00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:09,927 You don't wanna know. 583 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,845 Please show identification. 584 00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:30,513 - l wanna talk to Maynard. - ldentification, please. 585 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:33,580 - You know who l am. - Let's see. 586 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,354 You were interested in buying a condo. 587 00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:38,384 Your name was Mr. Rogers? 588 00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:43,563 - Ah. The diamond merchant. - Show her your lD, Thomas. 589 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,933 - She knows who l am. - D'you want the money? 590 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,509 - OK, you're Magnum. - l wanna talk to Maynard. 591 00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:59,880 He's not here. 592 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:05,212 Let's see. That was $800 on account, right? 593 00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:08,383 Yeah, until l had my window blown out. 594 00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:11,826 Your fee, with Mr. Maynard's apology, 595 00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:14,524 and $500 extra on account for damages. 596 00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:18,661 The destruction of the window was the action of an overprotective employee. 597 00:47:18,702 --> 00:47:21,170 - Who? - Me. 598 00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:23,537 Next time l tell you to stay away, stay away. 599 00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:27,374 You cannot go around blowing out windows. What? 600 00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:31,677 - Just take the money and drop it. - She blew a hole in the Ferrari. 601 00:47:31,715 --> 00:47:37,051 Haven't you had enough trouble with tough broads for one week? 602 00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,221 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 603 00:47:45,996 --> 00:47:50,956 See how simple life can be if you just control yourself, Thomas? 604 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,468 - Thomas. - Yes, Rick? 605 00:47:59,509 --> 00:48:02,103 l'm gonna kill that broad! 606 00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:04,136 Aha! 607 00:48:04,186 --> 00:48:08,736 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49530

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