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Name's Elmo Ziller,
and I poke from Hondo, Texas.
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I got it.
It's the heat.
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You making fun?
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Elmo is
my half brother.
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What the hell
are you trying to pull?
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I wanna pull
your mustache.
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You wanna what?
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Are you both
joining the band?
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Higgins,
we're undercover.
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How many times
do we have to kill a guy?
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Till you
get it right!
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Let her rip.
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Here, time to earn
your bones, kid.
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Huh?
You slow in the head?
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This is your
initiation.
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I thought you were
gonna do...
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You thought wrong.
Hurry up.
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Now.
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Well, give me that.
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Here.
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Come on.
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Check him.
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You can do that,
can't you?
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I think he's dead.
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You sure?
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He looks dead.
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Well, you will be, too,
if you don't come on.
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Every day in the tropicsis part illusion.
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Rain clouds areactually rainbows,
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the perfect wavebreaks into a riptide.
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A conviction of immortalitygrows out ofthe endless summer.
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What I should have rememberedis that illusionis always dangerous.
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But on a perfect morningon the beach,
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who could remember fate?
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♪ Where seldom is heard
a discouraging word ♪
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♪ And the skies
are not cloudy all day ♪
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What the...
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♪ Home, home on the range ♪
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♪ Where the deer
and the antelope play ♪
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♪ Where seldom is heard
a discouraging word ♪
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Hey! Hey!
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♪ And the sky ♪♪
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Hey, hey, pardner.
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Hey, sorry
to bust in like this
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but your door was unlocked
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and I saw your guitar
here, so...
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Higgins,
what is this?
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It's too early
for Halloween.
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Name's Elmo Ziller,
and I poke from Hondo, Texas.
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Just 'cause I busted
your place, young fella,
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that ain't no cause
for you to...
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Oh, no. No, no, thank you.
But you go right ahead.
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I got it.
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I got it.
It's the heat.
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Too much time
in the garden without a hat.
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You makin' fun?
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'Cause where I come from,
that ain't funny.
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Right.
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Right.
I got it now.
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Howdy...
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No, I can do it.
I can do it.
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Here we go.
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Howdy, pardner.
You just ride into town?
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Somebody told me
you was a pretty good old detective.
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Terrific. I ain't had a
rustlin' case all year.
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I guess I been
steered wrong. No!
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So if you'll
excuse me...
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No, don't mosey.
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You just make
yourself to home.
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Pour yourself
some rotgut.
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Chew some tobacco.
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See, I'm headin' up
to the ranch house to see Higgins.
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So you just be still
and stay right there.
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I love the mustache.
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Higgins!
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You aren't here,
are you, Higgins?
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You're down
in my guesthouse acting like...
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Magnum, please.
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Hoot Gibson.
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I can't imagine
that all this racket is absolutely necessary.
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I gotta hand it to you,
Higgins, you changed pretty fast.
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I beg your pardon.
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Come on,
how'd you do it?
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I say, Magnum,
are you quite all right?
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Oh, don't get
regimental on me, buckaroo.
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You "poke from Hondo, Texas,"
remember?
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I see.
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In your own crude way,
you've explained yourself.
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Explained?
Nothing's explained.
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You have met,
as it were, Elmo.
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Elmo?
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Oh, be a good chap
and help me out with my gear.
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Higgins.
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Higgins!
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What is going on?
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It is a melancholy
but inevitable fact
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that all great families
are burdened with
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what can be most delicately
described as...
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Right in there
will do nicely.
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Higgins,
who is Elmo?
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Lmpossible though
it may be
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for someone of
your limited imagination to absorb,
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Elmo is my
half brother.
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Now,
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for the next two weeks,
I'll be taking my vacation,
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staying on the other side
of the island
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at a lovely
residential hotel.
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I've written down
all the mundane details
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including some
rather specific instructions regarding the lads' diet.
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Hold it.
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Hold it right there.
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No one is going anyplace
until I get a thorough explanation.
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Coexistence in even remotely
the same environs with Elmo
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is aesthetically corrupting
and intellectually life-threatening.
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You, however,
are a perfect match,
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which is why I recommended
that he hire you
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when he came to me
with his appalling story.
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Now, driver,
out the gate.
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Higgins.
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Elmo!
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And the best part is,
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when he comes out
as Higgins
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in his house,
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I was sure I could see
this little line of glue
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where he'd put on
the big mustache.
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What'd you say
this guy's name was?
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There is no
"this guy," Rick.
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Don't you know...
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Elmo.
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"Elmo Ziller-l-poke-
from-Hondo, Texas."
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Hey, man, why would Higgins
go through all the trouble
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to dress up like a cowboy
and then wear a fake...
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Guys, listen to me.
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It's some kind of
practical joke.
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Some kind of trick
to get even, you know,
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for some kind of
imagined insult or something.
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Yeah. Well, it's a pretty
expensive joke. Listen to this:
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"Opening Tuesday.
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"Starring for three days only.
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Bronco Elmo's Authentic
Death-defying Texas Rodeo and..."
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"Authentic Texas Rodeo
and Old West Roundup.
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$25,000
first prize."
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Maybe Elmo wants you
to wrestle a bull.
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That would be
death-defying enough for me to pay $25,000.
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Guys, I'm telling you.
This is some kind of a...
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Hi.
Hi.
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Excuse me, I'm looking for
Thomas Magnum, the investigator.
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This is the place.
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See what I mean?
He doesn't give up.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm Rick.
Hi, Rick.
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This is T.C.
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Hello, T.C.
Howdy.
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And this guy
with the grin on his face
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is the investigator
Thomas Magnum.
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Hi.
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Can I get you
something cold to drink? Oh, great.
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I had a roundup breakfast,
but that was at 5:30 this morning.
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Oh, listen,
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you know, your accent is
really very good.
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Are you in drama
at the university?
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Come on, you can tell us.
The joke's over.
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I guess the joke's on me.
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Oh, no, don't look at me.
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I'm still trying to get over
"roundup breakfast."
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Don't pay any attention
to him.
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Too much time watching
helicopter blades going around, Miss...
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Lexi. Lexi Ziller.
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And even though
I come from a town
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with two gas stations
and one house,
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I don't want you to think
I'm a hick.
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I've been to lots of cities
with the rodeo,
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and I know
I gotta pay cash money
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for a private investigator.
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Good grief. That's more money
than this investigator's ever seen.
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T.C.
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Look, Lexi,
or whatever your name is,
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why don't you cut this out now
before anybody gets their feelings hurt.
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Why don't you just
go to Higgins
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and tell him you did your part
but it didn't work out.
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It's $750 from my
barrel racing money from this spring.
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And look,
if you're not gonna help me, you say so now
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so I can find somebody else,
'cause my daddy needs help real bad.
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Okay. Why don't you just
tell us what the problem is?
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Marcella, my stepmother,
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the meanest woman to
ever draw breath in Nevada.
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She tried to kill Elmo?
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How'd you know?
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Oh, come on, guys.
Cut it out.
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Man, it don't hurt
to listen to the story. Just be cool.
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Because if you're volunteering
to help, I know it's a joke.
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An elaborate,
vicious practical joke,
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and I'm not buying it,
thank you very much.
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Well, Thomas.
Hey, hey!
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Come on.
Give this kid a break.
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I can spot a con
a mile away just like this,
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and she's legit.
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I saw Mr. Magnum today.
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I think he's
gonna take the case.
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It bothers me,
though.
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He seems like
such a decent man.
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But in a couple of days,
if our plan works,
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this will be all be over,
won't it?
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Yup.
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I know what you're thinking,but this time you're wrong.
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Higgins was up tosomething,
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but as long as I knewhe was trying to trick me,
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I was ok, right?
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It's only when you don't knowyou're involvedin a practical joke
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that you're in danger.
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Excuse me, I'm... I'm looking
for Elmo Ziller.
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Bronco's just
sitting down for breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Of course, if I'd rememberedabout the danger of illusion
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maybe I wouldn't have beenquite so confident.
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Mornin', Elmo.
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Mind if I join you?
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You gonna talk smart?
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Your daughter tried
to hire me yesterday to protect you.
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I just couldn't take the job
without talking to you first.
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Had your breakfast?
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No.
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What are you eating?
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Chili and scrambled eggs
on sourdough pancakes.
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Needs more hot sauce, though.
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00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,356
What the hell
are you trying to pull?
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I wanna pull
your mustache.
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You wanna what?
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Daddy, what's
going on here?
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This Hawaiian detective
tried to pull my mustache.
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I just wanna
see if it's real.
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You look so much like...
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Who?
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Jonathan?
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Well,
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I see you ain't
gonna take me serious till you got some proof.
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Tell them to put Lightning
in the chute.
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Daddy, not Lightning.
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You heard me.
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Higgins.
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Elmo,
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could you just tell me
who's trying to kill you?
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You workin' for me?
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Yes. Yes.
I'm on the case!
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Now can you tell me?
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Your daughter
mentioned something about your wife, Marcella.
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Come on.
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Hey, Dan, stick my guns
in the trailer, will you?
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Three or four months ago,
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a couple varmints
bushwhacked me outside El Paso.
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00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,957
You mean they
tried to kill you?
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00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,763
Well, three shots
through the windshield
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before the truck
turned over, caught fire.
254
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,030
What happened?
255
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,005
You mean,
after they left me for dead?
256
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,574
Damn fools. All I had
was a busted leg.
257
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,738
You got picked up?
258
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,914
I walked back to town,
of course.
259
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,514
You walked back
to town on a...
260
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,915
How far?
261
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,991
Five miles by road,
but I cut across the desert
262
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,823
'cause I didn't
want them to spot me,
263
00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,988
so come closer to ten.
264
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:41,888
Higgins.
265
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,730
Higgins,
listen to me.
266
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,632
However you're doing this,
267
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,806
why ever you're playing
this game with me,
268
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,706
stop it right now.
Don't ride this.
269
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,506
Are you ready, boys?
270
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,139
Look, I know your pride,
but you can quit right now and...
271
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,375
Let her rip.
272
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:27,579
I'm sorry.
273
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,341
It makes me
really nervous.
274
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,884
I mean, it's... it's crazy
at his age doin' something like that.
275
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:41,915
Oh.
276
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,223
Marcella.
277
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,339
Lexi, honey.
How are you? Mmm.
278
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,604
I have been looking
for you for months.
279
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,938
Well, two seconds earlier
and you could have seen Daddy ride.
280
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,642
He's still a champ.
281
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,279
That's not Elmo.
282
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,451
Lexi, why are you
doing this to me?
283
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:13,752
Doing what,
Marcella?
284
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,589
Tormenting me
like this.
285
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,556
Honey, everybody knows
that your daddy is dead.
286
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,564
Now, denying it
is not gonna to help.
287
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:23,192
Now I've spoken to
a very good doctor about you.
288
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,259
He says
that if you'll just admit
289
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,396
that that wonderful man
is gone...
290
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,838
That wonderful man
291
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,270
is gone to the stables.
292
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,174
Why don't you go
see for yourself?
293
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,837
He is dead.
294
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,882
Nobody could have lived
through that burning truck.
295
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,444
God bless his soul.
296
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,947
Elmo did.
297
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,517
And there aren't gonna be
any more accidents.
298
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,317
This here's Thomas Magnum,
the famous investigator.
299
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,016
Howdy.
300
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,419
He's protecting Daddy
while we're here.
301
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,123
As a matter of fact,
Marcella,
302
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,100
why don't you
buy a ticket?
303
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,102
You can see him
any night you want.
304
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:00,735
The show's not folding?
305
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,238
No. We're a big success.
306
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,774
The new equipment's
payin' off.
307
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,366
We even have a TV deal.
308
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,636
Miss Lexi, your pa
said he was going down
309
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,682
to the newspaper office
for an interview.
310
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,614
He'll be back in time
for the show.
311
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,083
Well, I don't believe
any of this.
312
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,549
Well, why don't you go down
to the newspaper office
313
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,116
and find out for yourself?
314
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,026
And I don't believe
private investigators.
315
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,564
Now, this is a trick.
316
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,992
You're trying to cheat me
like that damn Elmo did.
317
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,091
But it's not gonna work.
318
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,262
You see, there are lawyers
and there are courts,
319
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,567
and I am gonna get
what is coming to me.
320
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,608
Oh, Marcella,
you don't know how much I hope
321
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,870
you get exactly
what's coming to you.
322
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,139
Elmo used to talk
like that.
323
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,748
Look what happened
to him.
324
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,953
She's married to Elmo?
325
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,716
About ten years ago,
the rodeo was in Reno.
326
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,324
Daddy and some buddies
picked up some chorus giris.
327
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,989
Oh. So when he woke up
in the morning,
328
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,691
Marcella was Mrs. Elmo.
329
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,563
We didn't hear from her
for a long time.
330
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:05,228
Then, about a year ago,
the rodeo was in trouble
331
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,272
and we thought
we might have to sell out.
332
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,068
She shows up
yelling for half.
333
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,505
You said something
about new equipment?
334
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,135
Daddy wouldn't
sell the rodeo.
335
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,976
So he borrowed some money
to fix things up like old again.
336
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,612
What about
the TV Deal?
337
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,048
Well, that was my idea,
338
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,551
you know how they have
those special programs
339
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,054
where those stars play
tug of war and circus?
340
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,524
That sounds like
a nice piece of change.
341
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,116
Enough to pay off
the loans.
342
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,921
So we've got
to keep Elmo safe.
343
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,052
Besides, he's my daddy.
344
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,563
You going to the newspaper
to tell him Marcella's here?
345
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,003
No. I've got one other thing
to check out first.
346
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,770
I know what you're thinking.
347
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,337
Just because I couldn'tpull off the moustache,
348
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,007
even though I'd seena bronc ride
349
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,847
that would'vekilled a normal man,
350
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,317
somehow I knewit was Higgins
351
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,549
hiding under that10-gallon hat.
352
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,683
And I knew one wayfor sure to prove it.
353
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:06,755
Excuse me.
354
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,299
Ma'am, excuse me.
355
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,158
I'm terribly sorry.
356
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,467
We are a private club.
357
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,271
Oh. That's okay.
I don't want to check in.
358
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,036
Could you tell me if you have
a Jonathan Higgins registered here?
359
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,375
I'm not allowed
to divulge that information.
360
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,669
Of course.
361
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,179
Maybe I could leave him
a message, or else I could wait for him.
362
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,583
That's not possible,
I'm afraid.
363
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,750
The bell captain
will show you out.
364
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,825
He isn't here, is he?
365
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,894
He left you a big tip
not to give out any information,
366
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,863
but after he checked in,
he left, didn't he?
367
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,023
Certainly not.
368
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,928
That's fine.
Oh, no, that's fine.
369
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,526
I won't tell him how helpful
you've really been.
370
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,551
Higgins?
371
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:13,988
Magnum.
372
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,591
You gave me
quite a start.
373
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,200
Nothing wrong
at the estate, I trust.
374
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,295
Not one of the lads.
375
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,304
No.
376
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,203
No, everything's
just fine.
377
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:27,277
Magnum,
may I presume to say you look simply dreadful.
378
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,944
Why don't you sit down
before you attract attention by fainting?
379
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:35,809
Uh,
380
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,416
some food, perhaps?
381
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,651
The eggs Benedict
are simply... No.
382
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,825
No, everything's just...
383
00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:44,054
Fine. Yes.
384
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,359
I believe you've already
relayed that information
385
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:49,161
with all the vividness
usually associated with a telegram.
386
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:53,604
I came here to tell you
that I went to work for your brother.
387
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,935
Half brother.
388
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,512
I suppose I shall
have to reveal
389
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,175
the whole degrading,
sordid story.
390
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,581
Higgins,
I do not want to...
391
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,414
Please.
Keep your voice down.
392
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:12,783
I'm relying
on your sacred word
393
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,519
as a gentleman not to...
394
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:20,792
That is, I'm going to
ask you to keep this in the strictest confidence.
395
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,499
Believe me, all I want
396
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,627
is a few questions
answered. First...
397
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,729
It all began
in the summer of 1919
398
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:30,001
when my father was
part of the military section
399
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,770
attached to
the British delegation
400
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:33,811
to the Versailles
Peace Conference.
401
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,272
The old boy was
stricken with influenza,
402
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:37,645
and not to make excuses,
403
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,651
but it was a ghastly business
with tens of thousands dying.
404
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:41,743
Higgins.
405
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,687
There was this
American Red Cross nurse.
406
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,254
From Texas.
407
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,059
Loud, coarse, vulgar.
408
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,156
A tart, actually.
409
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,490
Elmo's mother?
410
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,891
And your father
told you this?
411
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,333
Well, of course not.
412
00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:00,963
But one can apply
deductive reasoning.
413
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,538
In his weakened,
wretched state, my father was...
414
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:06,806
grateful.
415
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,539
And, she, realizing
416
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,706
she had the flower of
British manhood in her care,
417
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,876
took advantage of him
in a primitive, physical way.
418
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,647
This is not
an easy story to tell.
419
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,278
You're handling it
like a man.
420
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:18,788
What did your mother do?
421
00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:22,723
After she had welcomed him
home, into her arms,
422
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,552
my father,
being a gentleman, confessed all.
423
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,188
My mother,
being a great lady
424
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,790
filled with
Christian compassion, forgave him.
425
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:32,735
And, of course,
never allowed the beast to touch her again.
426
00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:36,796
Elmo and I were born
almost at the same time.
427
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,400
I'm sorry, madam.
This club is for members only.
428
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,571
Don't worry 'bout it.
I'm just gonna be a few minutes.
429
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,240
The symbolism is almost
too perfect, don't you think?
430
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,943
The child of the weakness
of the flesh
431
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:47,609
in contrast with
the child of perfect.
432
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:50,314
Have you ever met
Elmo's current wife?
433
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,153
Really, Magnum,
what do you take me for?
434
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:55,056
We're about to
find out.
435
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,457
Well, that's got to be him,
436
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:00,898
with that
slimy detective.
437
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,398
I beg your pardon?
438
00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:04,526
Right here.
Right here.
439
00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:05,797
Elmo Ziller?
440
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,863
I most certainly
am not.
441
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,804
Oh, well, that is exactly
442
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,866
who he has been saying
that he is!
443
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,308
Except that he is a fraud,
444
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,312
trying to cheat
an innocent widow
445
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,678
by impersonating
her dead husband.
446
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,475
Officer, do your duty.
447
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,653
This is a subpoena
for you to appear in court.
448
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:26,288
Failure to appear will
result in your arrest.
449
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,950
Do you understand, sir?
450
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:31,518
I assure you
I am quite conversant with the English language.
451
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,888
I demand to know
the meaning of this.
452
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:36,863
The meaning of
this is, buster,
453
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,930
I am going to prove
you a fake.
454
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,200
There are fingerprints,
you know.
455
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:47,636
And when I prove that Elmo
is definitely dead,
456
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,679
I am going to get
what is rightfully mine.
457
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,417
See you in court, Elmo.
458
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,370
Ever notice how life enjoyspulling the rug out?
459
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,674
Just when I'd decidedHiggins wasn't Elmo,
460
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,250
Elmo's wife shows up
461
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,946
and illusion and realitystart getting scrambled.
462
00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:32,389
All I knew for sure wasMarcella looked tough enough
463
00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:34,084
to pull the triggeron anybody.
464
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,858
Elmo, alive or dead,had my sympathies.
465
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:39,554
Magnum!
466
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,194
Higgins, you're back.
467
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:48,631
Your keen perception
never fails to astonish me.
468
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,005
Nor your proclivity
for petty theft.
469
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:53,902
Nor your wanton disregard
470
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,947
for the dietary requirements
of the lads.
471
00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:57,242
Why are you back?
472
00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:59,613
Because I knew.
I just instinctively knew
473
00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,675
that you would take
advantage of my absence
474
00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:02,981
to cavalierly destroy
475
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:05,614
the entire moral and
social fiber of this estate.
476
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:06,679
Higgins.
477
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:11,127
Actually, after that
sordid scene at the hotel,
478
00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,754
I thought it best to return.
479
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:14,665
So they threw you out,
huh?
480
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,668
Magnum,
481
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,937
it is my considered
conclusion
482
00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,812
that the only way
I can remove this blot from my name
483
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:37,547
is by showing myself
at the rodeo grounds while Elmo's there.
484
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,848
As Elmo's
hired detective,
485
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:44,086
I thought, perhaps you'd
like to lend some assistance to this endeavor.
486
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,060
Me? How?
487
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,654
By finding that
disgusting woman
488
00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:48,995
under whatever rock
she happens to have slithered under
489
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:50,091
and bring her
to the arena
490
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,262
so the truth will finally
become evident to her overly made-up eyes.
491
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,327
Gee, Higgins.
492
00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,803
Doesn't that seem
like a lot of trouble to go through?
493
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,868
Why don't you just
show up in court next week?
494
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:03,072
Because I want
to prove it today!
495
00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:09,849
There are still those of us
for whom a good name is held dear.
496
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,048
Gee, I don't know,
Higgins.
497
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,420
I gotta protect Elmo.
498
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:14,616
I'll protect him.
499
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,887
You are Elmo.
Magnum.
500
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:19,162
Okay. Okay.
501
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,558
I was just fishing.
502
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,561
There's just one thing,
though, Higgins.
503
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,898
If somebody is trying
to kill Elmo, well,
504
00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:28,199
you know, the two of you
do look a little bit alike.
505
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:32,000
A lamentable fact
of which I am lately constantly being reminded.
506
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,336
Magnum, what's
your point?
507
00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:36,744
What I'm trying to say is,
they might kill you by mistake.
508
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:40,111
Your solicitude
is very touching, but unnecessary.
509
00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:44,380
Just bring me the head
of Marcella Ziller.
510
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:51,595
You told me he was dead.
511
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,995
You promised me
he was dead!
512
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,061
He is, ma'am.
513
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,193
Ain't nobody could've
lived through that fire.
514
00:28:58,269 --> 00:28:59,201
Nobody.
515
00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:01,936
Oh, really? Really?
And I suppose that that guy
516
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:04,440
riding around that ring
is all imaginary, huh?
517
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:10,770
Okay.
518
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:11,938
Okay.
519
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,247
Maybe it is that brother
that I found at that hotel.
520
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:19,685
I mean, he does look
a lot like Elmo, you know.
521
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:20,986
Only wimpy.
522
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,220
Miss Ziller, just tell us
what you want.
523
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,229
I want what is mine.
524
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,799
And you two boys
are supposed to help me get that.
525
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,832
We did.
526
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,170
Leastways,
I think we did.
527
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,705
Miss Ziller, how many times
do we have to kill a guy?
528
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,743
Till you get it right!
529
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,463
I say,
530
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,210
are you both
joining the band?
531
00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:15,602
Higgins,
we're undercover.
532
00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:16,845
Not me.
533
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,748
I just always wanted
to see what it was like to be a cowboy.
534
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,720
Magnum put you up
to this, admit it.
535
00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:26,117
Well, he did kind of
want us to keep an eye out for your brother.
536
00:30:26,357 --> 00:30:27,517
Half brother.
537
00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:29,787
While he went looking
for that Marcella lady.
538
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,962
I assure you,
she's no lady.
539
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:33,886
Have, uh,
540
00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:37,061
have either of you
seen Bronco Elmo?
541
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,664
He's right over there,
Higgins. He just rode in.
542
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:48,811
If you'll excuse me.
543
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,973
Um, we're gonna
go with you.
544
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,810
Um, private moment,
I think.
545
00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:56,220
Until the other afternoon
at Robin's Nest,
546
00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:58,687
I'd only met
my half brother once before.
547
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,720
Briefly,
during the war.
548
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,893
The conversation was short
549
00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:05,221
and rather one-sided,
as I recall.
550
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,394
It occurred at 1500 hours
551
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,127
on the afternoon
of June 6, 1944,
552
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,469
on Gold Beach
in Normandy.
553
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,698
D- day? You ran into
your brother on D-day?
554
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,731
I spotted him
standing like an idiot
555
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,834
amidst the firing
and I shouted:
556
00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:22,937
"Get your ruddy posterior down
before it's shot off."
557
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,373
It was rather charitable,
I've always thought,
558
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:28,043
given his
unseemly background.
559
00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:38,452
What kind of jobs
do you think Lexi will give us?
560
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,890
I don't know.
561
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:43,161
But she said it was
something we could both do real easy.
562
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:49,506
Clowns! You gotta be kidding!
Clowns? Me a clown?
563
00:31:50,775 --> 00:31:53,539
Hey, I think you guys
look real cute.
564
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:55,340
Oh, yeah,
real cute.
565
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,103
I'm gonna kill him
this time.
566
00:31:57,181 --> 00:31:58,705
And nobody's
gonna stop me.
567
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:01,274
Hey, I'll have you know
this is very important work.
568
00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:03,149
Rodeo clowns
save lives every day.
569
00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:04,820
They do?
570
00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:05,913
Sure.
571
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:09,184
Now Val and Billy
are gonna be working closest to the bulls,
572
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,626
but if one of them
should try to charge you...
573
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:12,820
Charge us?
574
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:14,524
Yeah. Well, just keep
sideways of them,
575
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,590
otherwise they get their horns
underneath you.
576
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,896
And they toss
and trample you.
577
00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:19,834
Toss and trample us?
578
00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:22,705
Don't worry,
you're gonna do just fine.
579
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:26,107
Let me finish up your makeup
before I send you out to Elmo.
580
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,145
There weren'tvery many Zillers
581
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,549
registered at anyof the major hotels.
582
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,713
Not any named Marcella,anyway.
583
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,887
I was headed downtownto the courthouse
584
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,823
to check on herHawaii residence,
585
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,985
but at the same time,my little voicewas also telling me
586
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:47,398
I was headed ona wild goose chase.
587
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,245
Lookout Elmo!
The bull's loose!
588
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:18,853
Come on!
589
00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:25,633
Come here, bull!
Come here!
590
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:32,968
Save yourself,
pardner.
591
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,272
Hang in there, Elmo.
592
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:38,440
Over here! Help!
593
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,349
Come here!
594
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,852
Welcome to Bronco Elmo'sAuthentic Rodeo
595
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,192
and Wild West Show.
596
00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,755
Elmo won't be with us tonight,
597
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:59,269
but carrying the spiritis his daughter,Miss Lexi Ziller.
598
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:03,838
Let's hear a bigHawaiian welcomefor Barbara Grey,
599
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:06,570
worid-famous trick riderout of Texas.
600
00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:09,511
Three years state champ,riding Big Willy.
601
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,039
Nice riding, Babs.
602
00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:18,849
He's a tough one.
603
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,118
He should be, uh,
he should be fine in a day or so.
604
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:23,251
I been stomped
worse than this
605
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:25,352
and I ain't
boot-heeled up yet.
606
00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:27,623
Thank you, Doctor.
607
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,700
And now ladiesand gentlemen...
608
00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:31,826
Thank you, Doctor.
609
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,598
... welcome this year'srodeo queen...
610
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:34,831
And thank you,
both of you.
611
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,237
I'm beholden to you.
612
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,669
Oh, it's okay, ma'am.
613
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:40,133
No. You two
are truly heroes.
614
00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:41,945
Oh, shucks.
615
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,842
Could I impose
on you gentlemen just one more favor?
616
00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:50,283
Could I, I mean...
Could I ask you
617
00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:52,322
to stay here tonight,
to protect Elmo?
618
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,596
That's Leland.
619
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:06,061
Two horns of pure TNT.
620
00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:09,234
He's gotta beat 6.8 seconds.
621
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,372
What a ride!
622
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:25,915
There's Matthew Snyderbulldogging histhird calf of the night.
623
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:29,289
He's gonna have to goreal fast, folks,to catch up with the champ.
624
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,191
He just might make it.
625
00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:34,654
Here's last year's...
626
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,860
Yes, sir,this man's handsare faster than your eye.
627
00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,100
What are you doing?
628
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:45,734
What are you doing
sneaking up on me?
629
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,066
Ahhh!
630
00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:48,938
Where is Higgins?
631
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,274
I don't know.
I think he went back to the estate.
632
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:54,409
Said he got tired
of waiting on you and this Marcella lady.
633
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,147
What've you been doing, man?
634
00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:58,620
You missed
all the excitement.
635
00:35:58,689 --> 00:35:59,849
What excitement?
636
00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,696
I can't see anything.
637
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,669
Get out of the way.
638
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:16,571
Here's Danny.
639
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,371
Oops, he's havinga little troublewith that calf.
640
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:22,310
Doesn't wanna go down.Show them who's boss, Danny!
641
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,279
There you go.Eight seconds flat.
642
00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:29,978
Not bad for a bad start.Now let's hear it for Danny.
643
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:49,297
Look at old Billy Simpsonriding that bronco.
644
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,704
Stay on there, Billy.
645
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:54,108
Another couple of secondsand you could haveyourself a new record.
646
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:14,898
There's Slimy Doggett
647
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,935
trying to stay on likeElmo Ziller's pride and joy.
648
00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:19,660
Ride on, Slimy!
649
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:22,565
What about Lexi?
650
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:23,931
What about her?
651
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:25,032
Where is she?
652
00:37:25,509 --> 00:37:27,204
I guess she's
in her trailer.
653
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:30,046
Man, what have you
been doing all this time?
654
00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,246
Do you smell something?
655
00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,478
Well, of course
I smell something.
656
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:35,985
We're at a rodeo.
657
00:37:36,053 --> 00:37:38,112
Sittin' in this
dumb horse stall.
658
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,520
Propane.
659
00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:41,384
The trailer.
660
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,360
I'll turn off
the tanks.
661
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,299
Elmo! Elmo, wake up.
662
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,595
Elmo, wake up.
663
00:37:56,073 --> 00:37:58,041
Sgt. Maj. Higgins!
Snap to!
664
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:01,244
What the bloody blazes
is going on?
665
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,347
Come on.
666
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,055
I knew it!
You are Higgins.
667
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,553
I'm Elmo Ziller
668
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,688
and I poke
from Hondo, Texas.
669
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:27,303
Why didn't you tell me?
670
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:29,066
Why didn't you just
tell me the truth?
671
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,404
I didn't think you'd
approve of what I'm doing.
672
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:32,942
You're right!
What are you doing?
673
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:35,205
Look here, Magnum,
I'm the one who should be angry.
674
00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:36,940
But as you can see,
I'm perfectly calm.
675
00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:39,209
You? Why should
you be angry?
676
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:41,477
Because you failed,
damn it.
677
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:43,076
You had the fiends
within your grasp
678
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,781
and allowed them
to slip away.
679
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:47,754
A wretched display of
tactics and command.
680
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,759
Not to mention
an abysmal failure
681
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,421
to perform even rudimentary
detective procedures,
682
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,930
like finding one
loud coarse woman.
683
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,398
That's funny, and all the time
684
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:57,957
I thought I was
saving your life.
685
00:38:58,035 --> 00:38:59,002
Stop it!
686
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,129
Please,
Uncle Jonathan, Thomas.
687
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,569
I'm sorry, child.
688
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:07,474
We do seem to be losing
sight of the point.
689
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:08,842
Now that you...
690
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:10,741
Now that you've
brought it up,
691
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:14,148
what exactly is the point,
or is that a secret, too?
692
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,154
Elmo's dead,
isn't he?
693
00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:20,612
Yes.
694
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:21,749
No!
695
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,954
Texas state troopers
found his pickup burned and gutted
696
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,758
just outside Hondo.
697
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:28,355
But there was no body.
698
00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,363
It seems
Elmo dragged himself
699
00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:32,493
into the desert
with a broken leg.
700
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:33,764
Extraordinary.
701
00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:36,933
Of course I suppose
Father's blood would win out
702
00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:38,099
in a situation like that.
703
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:40,006
So he disappeared
in the desert?
704
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:43,012
They tracked him
as far as the Mexican border.
705
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,512
Then it was up to
the Federales.
706
00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:47,845
They didn't find him,
707
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:50,510
but they really
didn't look, either.
708
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,352
He's alive. I know it.
709
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:58,290
Holed up somewhere
south of the border till he can heal.
710
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,624
I suppose he could be alive.
711
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,094
He's got enough
meanness in him.
712
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,396
It's called grit
in Texas.
713
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:07,359
He's alive.
714
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,237
So until he shows up...
715
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,999
I gotta keep Marcella's grubby
little hands off the rodeo.
716
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,045
I figure the best way
to do that is to
717
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,169
prove she tried
to kill him.
718
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,738
The rodeo means
that much to you?
719
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,383
It does to Daddy.
720
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,553
He means everything to me.
721
00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,382
Well,
722
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,956
there's only one way
to force Marcella's hand.
723
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,961
So we just try again,
that's all.
724
00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:37,492
Oh, goody.
I can't wait to see
725
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,399
how you're gonna
screw it up this time.
726
00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:42,564
Well, ma'am, you gave us
round-trip tickets and that's all.
727
00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:45,203
We could just go on home
and take the loss.
728
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:50,910
I have given you
$10,000.
729
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,579
On paper.
730
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:54,610
When I sell
the show.
731
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,188
Well, it seems to me
you don't got the show yet.
732
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,158
Thanks to you bozos.
733
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:05,661
$20,000.
734
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:09,197
What?
735
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:12,326
We want $20,000,
or we go home.
736
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:14,495
I don't even
like this place.
737
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:16,935
You heard the man.
738
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,670
Just get it right
this time, okay?
739
00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:30,779
Hey,
740
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:33,980
there might just be
hope for you yet, son.
741
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,429
Just tell me one thing,
will you?
742
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,928
How did you get on
that bucking horse?
743
00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:46,501
Oh, dear fellow.
744
00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:50,637
Those polo games in India
were bloody hell compared to this.
745
00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:13,355
Hey, Bud, when and how
we gonna pull this thing off?
746
00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:15,164
We ain't.
Huh?
747
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,356
Not now, anyways.
748
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,425
Not here.
Too many people.
749
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:21,237
When are we
gonna do it?
750
00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:24,271
We're gonna grab him
before the show.
751
00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:26,271
This time,
I got a plan.
752
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,009
Oh, this I gotta hear.
753
00:42:28,445 --> 00:42:29,469
Oh, yeah?
754
00:42:30,447 --> 00:42:32,813
You know that
little cowgirl you been sparking?
755
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:35,812
What about her?
756
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,861
Higg...
I mean, Bronco.
757
00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:46,726
Come on.
You're gonna be late for the show.
758
00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:49,391
Dear fellow,
your protective instinct is touching,
759
00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,294
but this strategy won't work.
760
00:42:51,368 --> 00:42:54,201
What's the matter?
All I'm supposed to do is walk you to the arena.
761
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:55,260
Thomas and T. C...
762
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:57,466
My point is that
those blackguards won't try to kill me
763
00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:59,236
with you hovering about.
764
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:00,640
You must be invisible.
765
00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:03,872
In other words,
keep your distance, Rick.
766
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:05,637
Okay.
767
00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:08,173
Done.
768
00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,256
Now, buckaroo,
769
00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:15,882
let Bronco ride!
770
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:32,274
Hey.
771
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,702
You're new here,
ain't you?
772
00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:36,645
Yep.
773
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:39,074
I just love a man
in a uniform.
774
00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:40,205
No kidding.
775
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,218
How'd you know
I was in the service?
776
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,777
No. I mean this uniform.
777
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:12,875
Where's Higgins?
778
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,542
I thought he was
with you. L...
779
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,314
They must've grabbed him
in the stalls.
780
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:18,548
Check the chutes.
781
00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:21,448
T.C., watch the ring.
782
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,331
Give me a hand.
783
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,293
He's following us
on a horse.
784
00:44:57,761 --> 00:44:58,785
Darn it.
785
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,738
This is all
quite ridiculous, you know.
786
00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:16,746
I am obviously
not Bronco Elmo.
787
00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:18,008
Aw, shut up!
788
00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:19,848
The police
know everything.
789
00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,578
Even now, they're in
hot pursuit.
790
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:24,348
Immediate surrender
is your only rational alternative.
791
00:45:47,711 --> 00:45:49,201
What is
that thing?
792
00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:53,439
Get that thing
out of the way!
793
00:45:54,151 --> 00:45:56,051
We're going
over the curb. Hold on!
794
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:10,599
Hey, what are you...
what are you doing?
795
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,370
Hold it right there!
796
00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:35,490
Really, Magnum,
797
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,791
when will you learn?
798
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:41,695
It's,
"Reach for the sky, hombre."
799
00:46:46,103 --> 00:46:48,571
It was just likethe Saturday double features
800
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,436
I used to spendmy allowance on.
801
00:46:50,908 --> 00:46:52,466
The bad guys confessed.
802
00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:54,943
The evil stepmotherwent to jail with them
803
00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:57,708
and the ranch,or the rodeo, was saved.
804
00:46:58,448 --> 00:47:00,143
The only thing leftwas goodbye.
805
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,246
Only this time,
806
00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,883
it was the girlriding into the sunset.
807
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,523
Where's the rodeo off to now?
808
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:09,821
Texas. Season's over
till spring.
809
00:47:10,294 --> 00:47:11,261
And you?
810
00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:12,552
Mexico.
811
00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:15,160
Daddy's down there somewhere
and I'm gonna find him.
812
00:47:15,232 --> 00:47:16,859
That's the old
Higgins spirit.
813
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:19,092
Oh, Uncle Jonathan,
I love you dearly
814
00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:22,461
and I'll always be grateful
for what you did for Daddy and me.
815
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,839
Thanks doesn't
really say it, does it?
816
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:34,315
It says a whole lot.
817
00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:35,878
And this, too.
818
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,554
I don't suppose
you ever get to Texas, do you?
819
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,996
But the rodeo always
comes back to town, doesn't it?
820
00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:49,765
Next season, cowboy.
That's a promise.
821
00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:53,100
And look after
Uncle Jonathan.
822
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:55,665
He really put his
life in your hands,
823
00:47:55,739 --> 00:47:57,468
counting on you
to trap the killer.
824
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,599
You bet.
825
00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,602
Take care.
826
00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:13,981
A brave and
resourceful girl.
827
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,855
I shall miss her.
828
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,320
You know, Higgins,
829
00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:20,554
I want to thank you,
too.
830
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:22,090
Whatever for?
831
00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:24,459
For trusting me
with your life that way.
832
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:27,628
Putting your faith
in my skill and ability as a private investigator.
833
00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:28,762
It's very important to me,
834
00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:31,069
knowing you think
I'm really a professional.
835
00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:32,502
Professional?
836
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:34,968
Really, Magnum?
837
00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:38,974
I did it because
you have more dumb luck than anyone I know.
838
00:48:39,024 --> 00:48:43,574
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