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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:07,100 HOW MANY CALORIES DO YOU BURN HAVING SEX? 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,367 MAYBE 400. 3 00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:11,300 O.K., SO, THAT IS PRETTY MUCH 4 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,100 AS IF WE HAD HAD SEX LAST NIGHT. 5 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,868 BECAUSE I'M A VERY CARING LOVER, 6 00:00:15,868 --> 00:00:18,100 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 7 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,968 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 8 00:00:20,968 --> 00:00:22,534 I AM GOING TO SHOWER 9 00:00:22,534 --> 00:00:24,033 AND TAKE IT FROM THERE. 10 00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:25,601 WHAT ABOUT THE INTERVIEW? 11 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:27,200 WHAT INTERVIEW? 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,934 YOU'RE MEETING WITH CHANNEL 57. 13 00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:30,000 THAT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,534 DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT? 15 00:00:31,534 --> 00:00:32,767 NAH. 57. 16 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,968 IT'S JUST TOO HIGH A CHANNEL. 17 00:00:35,968 --> 00:00:37,767 HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK-- 18 00:00:37,767 --> 00:00:39,300 NO. NO. NO. BETWEEN JOBS. 19 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,667 YOU'VE BEEN BETWEEN JOBS 20 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,400 FOR ALMOST SIX WEEKS. 21 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,767 DO YOU THINK MAYBE SOMETHING'S 22 00:00:43,767 --> 00:00:45,267 GOING TO FEEL RIGHT SOON? 23 00:00:45,267 --> 00:00:47,467 I WOULD LOVE TO FEEL RIGHT. 24 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,634 THERE AREN'T THAT MANY JOBS OUT THERE. 25 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:50,834 THERE ARE PLENTY. 26 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,934 NOT AT MY LEVEL. WHAT LEVEL? 27 00:00:52,934 --> 00:00:55,767 IT'S NOT A LOW LEVEL. 28 00:00:55,767 --> 00:00:59,000 THE THING YOU HAVE TO REALIZE IS, 29 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,934 MY WHOLE UNIVERSE IS DIFFERENT NOW. 30 00:01:00,934 --> 00:01:02,734 I'VE WON A SILVER SPROCKET AWARD. 31 00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:04,801 I HAVE TO BE SELECTIVE ABOUT WHERE I GO NEXT. 32 00:01:04,801 --> 00:01:07,367 DON'T FORGET UNEMPLOYMENT, 3:00. 33 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,367 YEAH. BUT, YOU KNOW, 34 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,767 THIS IS THE BEST UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE THEY HAVE, 35 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,567 WITH THE GOOD PENS AND EVERYTHING. 36 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:15,000 HI. IS JONATHAN THERE? 37 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,133 WHO'S JONATHAN? THE CATERER. 38 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,801 IT'S JAMIE BUCHMAN. 39 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:19,234 THANK YOU. 40 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:22,100 YOUR SISTER'S MARRYING A GUY WORTH $400 MILLION, 41 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,133 AND YOU DO ALL THE PLANNING. 42 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,667 I WANT TO DO THE PLANNING. 43 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,133 I WANT TO CONFIRM THE DATE. 44 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:28,634 IT'S ON THE 12th. 45 00:01:28,634 --> 00:01:30,667 O.K., THANKS A LOT. BYE-BYE. 46 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:32,000 WHICH 12th? 47 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,133 THE 12th. THIS 12th. 48 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:34,634 THE 12th. 49 00:01:34,634 --> 00:01:36,067 IT CAN'T BE ON THE 12th. 50 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:37,968 WHY? 51 00:01:37,968 --> 00:01:40,934 THE 12th IS MY PARENTS' ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 52 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,934 YOU NEVER SAID IT WAS ON THE 12th. 53 00:01:42,934 --> 00:01:44,467 IT'S ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY. 54 00:01:44,467 --> 00:01:45,734 THEIR ANNIVERSARY'S ON THE 12th. 55 00:01:45,734 --> 00:01:48,000 IT HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. 56 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,434 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THAT. 57 00:01:50,434 --> 00:01:53,634 WHILE WE'RE AT IT, I'LL MOVE MY BIRTHDAY TO JUNE. 58 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:55,033 WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE PARTY. 59 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,200 CHANGE LISA'S. 60 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,801 I JUST BOOKED A MUSEUM. 61 00:01:57,801 --> 00:02:00,567 I BOOKED THE 2nd AVENUE DELI. 62 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:02,767 OH, WELL, THEN. 63 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:05,400 I BOOKED THE BACK, THE ABE VIGODA ROOM. 64 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,267 YOU GOT TO BOOK THAT MONTHS IN ADVANCE. 65 00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:09,901 WE'LL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER DELI. 66 00:02:09,901 --> 00:02:11,634 THERE'S NO OTHER DELI. 67 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:13,334 THAT'S WHERE MY FATHER PROPOSED. 68 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,367 YOUR FATHER PROPOSED AT THE 2nd AVENUE DELI? 69 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:17,067 OVER A PLATE OF GARLIC PICKLES. 70 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:18,801 WOW. 71 00:02:18,801 --> 00:02:20,534 HE STOPPED DURING THE PROPOSAL. 72 00:02:20,534 --> 00:02:23,267 "SYLVIA, WOULD YOU [BURPS] MARRY ME?" 73 00:02:23,267 --> 00:02:25,968 HE WAS A VERY ROMANTIC MAN, MY FATHER. 74 00:02:25,968 --> 00:02:27,901 WE HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 75 00:02:27,901 --> 00:02:30,534 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? FIX IT. 76 00:02:30,534 --> 00:02:31,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 77 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,067 I'M GOING TO WORK. 78 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:35,267 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 79 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:36,267 THANK YOU. 80 00:02:36,267 --> 00:02:37,267 THANK YOU. 81 00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:39,133 THANK YOU. 82 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:42,200 THANK YOU. 83 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,300 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SIGNING UP FOR UNEMPLOYMENT. 84 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,968 WHAT, DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO KNOW? 85 00:02:44,968 --> 00:02:47,601 I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 86 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,167 SO, TALK. I'M LISTENING. 87 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:50,868 IT'S ABOUT A GIRL. 88 00:02:50,868 --> 00:02:52,834 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A GIRL FOR ME? 89 00:02:52,834 --> 00:02:55,100 NO. 90 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,200 HEY, START TALKING, PAULIE. 91 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,601 LAST FRIDAY, I WENT TO THE SPROCKETS. 92 00:03:00,601 --> 00:03:01,767 I WON THE AWARD. 93 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,300 I WAS THERE BY MYSELF 94 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,100 'CAUSE JAMIE'S UP IN ALBANY. 95 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,968 SO, THERE WAS THIS WOMAN AT THE BAR 96 00:03:07,968 --> 00:03:09,367 AND WE START TALKING. 97 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:10,501 AND SHE'S, LIKE, BEAUTIFUL. 98 00:03:10,501 --> 00:03:12,000 SHE'S JUST REALLY SWEET. 99 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,801 SHE'S INTO FILM, 100 00:03:13,801 --> 00:03:15,667 AND--AND SHE'S INTELLIGENT, AND, UH-- 101 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,434 AND WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 102 00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:18,868 AND WE TOOK A WALK. 103 00:03:18,868 --> 00:03:20,667 YOU AND THIS WOMAN? 104 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,200 YEAH. 105 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,300 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 106 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,200 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 107 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,434 I REALLY WANTED TO GO WITH HER. 108 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:30,701 JAMIE AND I, WE'RE NOT DOING SO GREAT. 109 00:03:30,701 --> 00:03:33,067 YOU'RE NOT? NO. 110 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:34,801 REALLY? HOW COME? 111 00:03:34,801 --> 00:03:36,968 'CAUSE-- I DON'T KNOW. 112 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,133 OH, MAN, PAULIE, I'M SORRY. 113 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:39,934 WHAT IS IT? 114 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:41,334 IS IT THE PREGNANCY THING? 115 00:03:41,334 --> 00:03:43,434 WELL, YEAH. 116 00:03:43,434 --> 00:03:45,067 MAYBE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED. 117 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:47,167 THAT'S NOT HELPING. 118 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:49,167 MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME TOGETHER, HUH? 119 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:51,133 WHY DO YOU ASK ME? 120 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,567 YES. IT'S ALL THESE THINGS. 121 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,567 I'M SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. 122 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,968 YOU HAD THE GREATEST MARRIAGE 123 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:57,801 OF ANYBODY I EVER MET. 124 00:03:57,801 --> 00:04:00,300 WELL, THANK YOU. 125 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,467 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL HER. 126 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:03,734 TELL HER? ABOUT WHAT? 127 00:04:03,734 --> 00:04:05,000 THIS WOMAN. 128 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,801 WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER? 129 00:04:06,801 --> 00:04:07,834 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 130 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:10,100 IF I DON'T, IT'LL GET WORSE. 131 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,334 PAULIE, MY PROFESSIONAL ADVICE IS, 132 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,834 YOU DO NOT TELL HER. 133 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,334 DOPEY, LET'S GET YOU SIGNED UP. 134 00:04:15,334 --> 00:04:16,234 EXCUSE ME. 135 00:04:16,234 --> 00:04:17,968 HEY. 136 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:19,234 FANCY MEETING YOU HERE. 137 00:04:19,234 --> 00:04:20,400 WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 138 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,968 SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT? 139 00:04:21,968 --> 00:04:23,133 OH, LET'S JUST GO IN THERE. 140 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,934 DON'T SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS EGYPTIAN FOOD. 141 00:04:31,934 --> 00:04:34,334 ARE THERE EGYPTIANS? 142 00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:37,100 AND HOW DO THEY NOURISH THEMSELVES? 143 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,133 THAT'S RIGHT. CALL ME BACK. 144 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:40,334 HEY. 145 00:04:40,334 --> 00:04:41,534 HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 146 00:04:41,534 --> 00:04:42,868 IT'S 8:55. 147 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,501 OH, SORRY. 148 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:47,033 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 149 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,534 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH-- 150 00:04:48,534 --> 00:04:50,300 WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS. 151 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,300 WHAT? 152 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,701 GUESS. 153 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:54,501 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD-- 154 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:56,901 JUST GUESS. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 155 00:04:56,901 --> 00:04:58,767 UM, YOU AND MARK ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 156 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:01,167 WHO TOLD? 157 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,934 IT'S YOUR FACE. 158 00:05:02,934 --> 00:05:04,534 IT'S EITHER THAT OR SHOES. 159 00:05:04,534 --> 00:05:06,868 ISN'T IT EXCITING? 160 00:05:06,868 --> 00:05:08,834 I AM SO HAPPY. 161 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:10,801 IT'S LIKE 1983 ALL OVER AGAIN. 162 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:12,667 YOU REMEMBER HOW WE WERE IN 1983? 163 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,367 I ONLY MET YOU IN '87. 164 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:16,067 OH, YOU MISSED IT. 165 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,834 WE WERE GREAT IN '83. 166 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,501 BUT HERE'S THE PART 167 00:05:19,501 --> 00:05:21,834 THAT YOU CANNOT TELL ANYBODY. 168 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,200 I'M GOING TO QUIT. 169 00:05:24,901 --> 00:05:26,367 I'M GOING TO QUIT. 170 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,033 WH-WHY? 171 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:31,067 YOU LOVE WORK. YOU REVEL IN IT. 172 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:32,667 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 173 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:33,701 I'M--I'M SICK OF IT. 174 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,701 WOW. 175 00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:38,501 MAYBE EVEN HAVE ANOTHER KID. 176 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:40,200 FRAN, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 177 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,100 I AM SO HAPPY. AAH. 178 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,601 I AM SO HAPPY. 179 00:05:43,601 --> 00:05:45,200 ARE YOU HAPPY? 180 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,801 I'M VERY HAPPY. 181 00:05:46,801 --> 00:05:48,534 PROMISE. YOU CANNOT TELL ANYBODY YET. 182 00:05:48,534 --> 00:05:49,868 DON'T WORRY. 183 00:05:49,868 --> 00:05:52,133 I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE LEASE. 184 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,667 I GOT TO PICK UP RYAN 185 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,367 AND TELL HIM THE NEWS. 186 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,367 WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME? 187 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,133 NOTHING. I'M FINE. 188 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,100 O.K., GOOD. 189 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,033 I'LL BE BACK AFTER LUNCH. 190 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:10,701 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 191 00:06:10,701 --> 00:06:11,868 LISA STEMPLE. 192 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:13,734 LISA, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 193 00:06:13,734 --> 00:06:15,100 I REALLY NEED TO-- 194 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,534 PUT THAT DOWN! 195 00:06:17,534 --> 00:06:19,434 WHAT? NO. 196 00:06:19,434 --> 00:06:20,901 GLOVES ONLY COME IN PAIRS. 197 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:22,601 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 198 00:06:22,601 --> 00:06:23,968 HAVEN'T YOU EVER SHOPPED BEFORE? 199 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,667 WHAT DID YOU WANT? 200 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:26,801 WELL, I WAS WONDERING-- 201 00:06:26,801 --> 00:06:28,300 OH, BY THE WAY, 202 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,334 DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER IS COMING TO THE PARTY. 203 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:32,534 SHE EATS LIKE A PIG. 204 00:06:32,534 --> 00:06:33,734 WE'VE GOT TO GET MORE FOOD. 205 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:35,534 WHAT DID YOU WANT? 206 00:06:35,534 --> 00:06:37,501 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 207 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:40,033 I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK. 208 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,501 SOME FREAK'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A MANNEQUIN. 209 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:44,133 PUT HER DOWN, SICKO. 210 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,267 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. BYE. 211 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,701 O.K., GREAT. 212 00:06:50,834 --> 00:06:52,334 HI. 213 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:53,434 YOU O.K.? 214 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:55,334 YEAH. 215 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:57,400 HEAD IN THE HANDS. UNIVERSAL SYMBOL FOR O.K. 216 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,534 NO, NO. 217 00:06:58,534 --> 00:06:59,734 SHOULD I ASK? 218 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:00,767 NO. IT'S NOTHING. 219 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,601 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 220 00:07:02,601 --> 00:07:05,501 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE TEMPLE OF DENDUR 221 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:08,000 ARRANGING AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY FOR MY SISTER 222 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,567 AND 500 PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY EAT LIKE 600, 223 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,367 AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT. 224 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,300 DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M HAPPY. 225 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,434 MY SISTER MET A MAN WHO SHE'S IN LOVE WITH 226 00:07:17,434 --> 00:07:19,467 AND WHO'S IN LOVE WITH HER 227 00:07:19,467 --> 00:07:21,334 AND WHO'S WORTH $400 MILLION. 228 00:07:21,334 --> 00:07:22,701 I'M TRYING TO HELP HER. 229 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:24,801 I'M HAPPY TO HELP HER, 230 00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:29,567 AND FRAN JUST WALKED IN AND DROPPED THIS LIFE-CHANGING NEWS, 231 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,400 WHICH IS GREAT, 232 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,334 IT'S JUST THE TIMING MAY NOT BE GREAT, 233 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:35,567 BUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL EVERYTHING, 234 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:38,067 AND PAUL IS OUT OF WORK, 235 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,767 AND HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE TOO EAGER TO GET BACK, 236 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:44,067 AND WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE A BABY SINCE BEFORE ELECTRICITY, 237 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:47,367 AND... 238 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:50,701 AND WE'RE FAILING FOR SOME UNKNOWN, MYSTERIOUS REASON. 239 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:52,100 MAYBE IT'S A GOOD REASON, 240 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,000 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW 241 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,234 IF I WOULD WANT TO HAVE A BABY AT THIS POINT. 242 00:07:58,234 --> 00:08:00,834 I JUST KNOW IT ISN'T HAPPENING THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO. 243 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:01,868 WHICH IT? 244 00:08:01,868 --> 00:08:03,767 UH, MY LIFE. 245 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:06,567 I WAS ON A PATH, YOU KNOW? 246 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:10,100 I FELT LIKE I WAS ON A PATH TO A CERTAIN PLACE, 247 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,934 I THOUGHT, ALONG A CERTAIN ROAD. 248 00:08:11,934 --> 00:08:14,000 I FEEL LIKE I TURNED RIGHT 249 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,801 WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN LEFT. 250 00:08:16,801 --> 00:08:18,968 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MY LIFE ANYMORE. 251 00:08:18,968 --> 00:08:20,767 IT FEELS LIKE A BIG JUMBLE. 252 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:21,934 IT'S O.K. 253 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:22,868 NO, IT'S NOT. 254 00:08:22,868 --> 00:08:24,367 IT'S NOT? 255 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:26,400 NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S A DISASTER. 256 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,000 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW. 257 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 WELL, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, 258 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,701 AND PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS, 259 00:08:31,701 --> 00:08:32,968 WHICH I UNDERSTAND, 260 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:34,667 BUT I'M PEOPLE, TOO. 261 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:36,534 I'M THE ONE EVERYBODY COMES TO. 262 00:08:36,534 --> 00:08:39,067 NOW I NEED TO GO TO SOMEBODY, 263 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,234 AND I CAN'T GO TO ANYBODY 264 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:43,300 BECAUSE EVERYONE'S COMING AT ME. 265 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,701 JAMIE, JAMIE, CALM DOWN. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 266 00:08:45,701 --> 00:08:48,033 I KNOW I'M NOT EXACTLY ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS. 267 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:49,667 WE JUST WORK TOGETHER. 268 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:51,234 WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER LONG, 269 00:08:51,234 --> 00:08:52,367 BUT I'M HERE FOR YOU. 270 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:53,767 THANK YOU. 271 00:09:32,501 --> 00:09:35,133 LET'S WORK THOSE CARDIOVASCULAR MUSCLES AND BREATHE. 272 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,767 1, 2, 3, 4... 273 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,400 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY SAD? 274 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,367 I'M JUST DOING THIS TO IMPRESS YOU. 275 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:44,167 NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND YOUR MAXIMUM TARGET HEART RATE. 276 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,734 YOU DO THIS BY TAKING YOUR PULSE. 277 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:48,033 1, 2, 3, 4.... 278 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,868 I DON'T HAVE A PULSE. 279 00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:51,133 3, 4... 280 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,968 HEY, WHERE'S MY PULSE? 281 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,434 SHOW ME A PULSE. I DON'T HAVE A PULSE. 282 00:09:55,434 --> 00:09:56,434 MOVE YOUR HAND. 283 00:09:56,434 --> 00:09:57,868 IS IT IN THERE? 284 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,400 RIGHT THERE. 285 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,434 O.K., WE'RE ALL RIGHT. FALSE ALARM. 286 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,734 I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY. 287 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:06,100 DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT. 288 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:09,000 THAT'S O.K. I WAS GOING TO STOP ANYWAY. 289 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,901 NO, NO, NO. IT'S O.K. 290 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:13,634 DON'T THINK I WAS DOING THIS ALL DAY. 291 00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:14,868 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 292 00:10:14,868 --> 00:10:17,200 ARE YOU THIRSTY? 293 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,901 I MUST BE. 294 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:22,501 I GOT YOUR FAVORITE. GRAND UNION. 295 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,434 IT JUST TASTES BETTER THAN THE OTHERS, DOESN'T IT? 296 00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:27,234 ICE. YOU WANT ICE? 297 00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:29,200 I DON'T NEED ICE-- I'LL TAKE SOME ICE. 298 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,601 UM... 299 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:34,367 SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 300 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,634 IT WAS GOOD. 301 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:36,801 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY? 302 00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:38,234 GOOD. 303 00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:40,067 SO WE BOTH HAD A GOOD DAY. 304 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:46,200 YOU WANTED ICE. 305 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,434 OR A HAMMER IS GOOD, TOO. 306 00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:53,367 I WAS THINKING HAMMER AND NAIL AND-- 307 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:54,968 FORGET IT. 308 00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:57,367 REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO PROVINCETOWN 309 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,000 AND GOT THAT LITTLE BUD VASE? 310 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,234 UH-HUH. 311 00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:06,100 THAT WAS NICE, WASN'T IT? 312 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:06,901 UH-HUH. 313 00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:11,234 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 314 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,567 WHAT? 315 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:13,367 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 316 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,868 WHAT? 317 00:11:14,868 --> 00:11:17,000 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 318 00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,868 WE HAVE TO TALK. 319 00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:23,167 UH-OH. 320 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,334 WHAT? 321 00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:28,200 JUST THAT IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, 322 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,968 NO GOOD NEWS HAS EVER FOLLOWED THAT SENTENCE. 323 00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:32,067 IT'S NEVER LIKE, "WE HAVE TO TALK. 324 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:36,367 YOU ARE NOW THE EMPEROR OF ROME." 325 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:38,400 YOU DON'T HEAR THAT. 326 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,601 WE HAVE TO TALK. 327 00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,300 ALSO, THAT TONE IS NOT REALLY SHOUTING 328 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,467 A SENSE OF GOOD. 329 00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:45,801 I'M SORRY, BUT WE DO. 330 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:48,200 I KNOW, I KNOW. COME HERE, 331 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,767 'CAUSE, UM, ACTUALLY, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 332 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,133 YOU DO? 333 00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,567 YEAH. UM, CAN I GO FIRST? 334 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:55,601 YEAH. GO AHEAD. 335 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:09,000 I--A--A SILLY THING HAPPENED-- 336 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,901 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 337 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:11,000 WHO IS THAT? 338 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,667 WHO IS IT? 339 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,400 IT'S POP. IT'S BURT. 340 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,234 IT'S YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW BURT BUCHMAN. 341 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:18,167 AT LEAST THE MAN KNOWS WHO HE IS. 342 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,067 HI, BURT. 343 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,400 HI. 344 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,901 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 345 00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,667 NO, NO, NO. WHAT'S UP? 346 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,667 I WOULD HAVE CALLED, 347 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,267 BUT YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS PICKS UP THE EXTENSION. 348 00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,234 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING 349 00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:33,634 THIS 45th ANNIVERSARY PARTY FOR US, WHICH IS VERY SWEET. 350 00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:35,767 IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL 45 YEARS, 351 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:38,200 BUT WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU IS THIS. 352 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,467 WHAT? 353 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,801 I WANT TO PAY FOR IT. 354 00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:44,434 NO, NO, NO. LOOK, I INSIST. 355 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:48,234 TAKE THIS MONEY, AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE. 356 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:52,033 ALL RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 357 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,133 GOOD. HEY, CAN I USE YOUR FACILITIES? 358 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,701 I HAD A COUPLE OF-- 359 00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:56,701 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 360 00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,434 SO YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME... 361 00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,400 WHEN HE GOES. 362 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,601 NO. TELL ME. 363 00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:05,834 IT'S WEIRD. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EVEN SAY THIS-- 364 00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:06,667 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 365 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:07,734 WHAT? 366 00:13:07,734 --> 00:13:10,000 WHO IS IT? 367 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,968 IT'S ME. I WANT TO RUN A COUPLE OF DRESSES PAST JAMIE. 368 00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:14,100 YOU KNOW, LIS... 369 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,300 WON'T TAKE A MINUTE. 370 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,767 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 371 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,200 NO, NO, NO. 372 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,701 DON'T GO IN THE BATHROOM. 373 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:21,100 THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THERE. 374 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,968 WHATEVER. 375 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:27,534 SO, ANYWAY... 376 00:13:27,534 --> 00:13:28,400 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 377 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,868 WHO IS IT? 378 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:31,167 DEBBIE. 379 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:32,434 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 380 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,000 THIS A BAD TIME? 381 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,501 NO, NO, NO, NO. 382 00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:40,100 I CAME BY TO ASK 383 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,667 IF IT'S O.K. TO BRING JOAN ON THE 12th. 384 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,534 SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND, 385 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,601 BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE MOM AND POP-- 386 00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:49,501 YOUR SISTER'S IN THE BEDROOM NAKED WITH A TIARA ON. 387 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,534 I KNOW. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 388 00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,100 DEBALA! HOW ARE YOU? 389 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,400 WHY IS SHE TRYING ON DRESSES? 390 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,868 IT'S FOR HER ENGAGEMENT PARTY. 391 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:57,834 LISA, CONGRATULATIONS. 392 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,200 [LISA] THANK YOU. 393 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,734 ACTUALLY MET A MAN WORTH $400 MILLION. 394 00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,334 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 395 00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,934 DOES HE HAVE A SISTER? 396 00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:06,968 [BUZZ] 397 00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:08,834 WHO IS IT? JONATHAN. 398 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,400 I DON'T EVEN KNOW A JONATHAN. 399 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,300 THE CATERER. 400 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,067 I HAVE SOME DELICIOUS EGYPTIAN TIDBITS FOR YOU. 401 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,601 I HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME. 402 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:20,234 DO YOU HAVE A LARGE SLOTTED SPOON? 403 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,901 IN THE KITCHEN. 404 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,367 WHAT DO WE THINK? 405 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,267 VERY ELEGANT. 406 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,701 YEAH, BUT IT'S RIDING UP MY BUTT. 407 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:33,033 NICE. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE COUNTRY, 408 00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:35,801 BUT YOU CAN'T GET THE DRESS OUT OF THE GIRL. 409 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:38,734 [BUZZ] 410 00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,334 WHO IS IT? 411 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,133 IT'S MARK! 412 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,234 MAN! 413 00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:43,434 AND FRAN! 414 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:44,501 HUMMOUS? 415 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,868 NOT SO MUCH. 416 00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:49,601 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS THIS? 417 00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:50,901 IT'S SOMETHING, ISN'T IT? 418 00:14:50,901 --> 00:14:52,801 ISN'T IT SOMETHING? 419 00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:54,567 IT'S LIKE WE'RE TEENAGERS AT THE PROM, 420 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:55,934 IT'S LIKE WE'RE VIRGINS, 421 00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,033 AND WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW. 422 00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:01,200 WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW IN PERSON 423 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,767 BECAUSE THIS ISN'T SOMETHING YOU'D WANT TO HEAR OVER SOME-- 424 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,133 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 425 00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,400 NO! NO! 426 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,868 WE'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 427 00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:08,868 BABA GANOUSH? 428 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,167 NOT RIGHT NOW. 429 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,100 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 430 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,934 THAT'S GREAT. I KNEW IT. 431 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,334 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 432 00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,968 WE'LL MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. 433 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,334 WE'LL HAVE A TOAST AT THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 434 00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,734 IT'S ON THE 12th. 435 00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:23,801 WHAT? THE 12th IS MY ENGAGEMENT PARTY. 436 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:25,901 WE JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MORNING. 437 00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:27,868 WHAT'LL WE DO? WE HAVE TO CHANGE ONE. 438 00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:29,133 WE CAN'T CHANGE OURS. 439 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:30,868 CAN'T CHANGE OURS. 440 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:33,501 I'M NOT GETTING ENGAGED IF YOU CAN'T BE THERE. 441 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:37,434 I'M NOT HAVING AN ANNIVERSARY IF YOU CAN'T BE THERE. 442 00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,167 YOU KNOW, SANFORD'S FATHER ZIGGY 443 00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,534 IS A VERY STUBBORN MAN. 444 00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:43,801 WHAT IS BURT BUCHMAN, A PUSHOVER? 445 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:45,100 A LIGHTWEIGHT? A DOG? 446 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,467 NO. NOBODY WAS SAYING THAT. 447 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,868 TZATZIKI? 448 00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:50,801 O.K. YOU KNOW WHAT? BACK OFF. 449 00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:53,968 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ZIGGY KLARIK. 450 00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:56,734 I WOULDN'T BUY JOCKEY SHORTS FROM THAT CRAPPY STORE. 451 00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:57,968 I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING THERE 452 00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,534 SINCE KENNEDY WAS SHOT. 453 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:02,434 THAT WAS A BIG DAY FOR YOU, WASN'T IT? 454 00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:04,434 SURE, SURE. THERE WAS NOTHING OPEN. 455 00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:05,601 [BUZZ] 456 00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,400 LET ME GET IT. 457 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,200 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ZIGGY KLARIK. 458 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,267 HE WAS A CROOK! 459 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:12,868 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 460 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,167 WHO CARES ANYMORE? 461 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,567 BURT, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET-- 462 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:16,634 A HOODLUM! 463 00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:17,634 A LIAR! 464 00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:18,634 BURT. 465 00:16:18,634 --> 00:16:20,734 A RAT BASTARD! 466 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,067 BURT, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ZIGGY KLARIK'S SON SANFORD. 467 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,334 SANFORD KLARIK. 468 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,300 OH, A PLEASURE. 469 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,734 A PLEASURE. 470 00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:30,267 I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR DAD'S. 471 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,601 ALL RIGHT. I'M O.K. NOW. 472 00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:47,100 I NEVER SHOULD'VE HAD THAT CUP OF-- 473 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,167 DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. 474 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:52,901 WELL, I'LL SEE ONE OR BOTH OF YOU AT THE PARTY. 475 00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:55,767 I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 476 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:59,501 BY THE WAY, THAT NEWSWEEK WAS FROM OCTOBER. 477 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:01,267 WE'LL FIX THAT. 478 00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:06,033 WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT? 479 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,868 THE ONE GUY MY FATHER'S ANGRY AT, 480 00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:09,868 YOUR SISTER MARRIES HIS SON. 481 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,167 YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED. 482 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:12,968 YOU WERE SAYING? 483 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:14,067 OH. 484 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,434 COME HERE. 485 00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:22,000 THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY. 486 00:17:24,534 --> 00:17:28,033 I'VE BEEN REHEARSING THIS ALL DAY. 487 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:31,467 THE MORE I SAY IT, IT SOUNDS BAD. 488 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,100 UM...I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. 489 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,234 A LITTLE SOMETHING HAPPENED. 490 00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,801 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, 491 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,767 BUT IT ALMOST HAPPENED. 492 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,300 IT STARTED TO HAPPEN. 493 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,968 IT HAPPENED FOR A SECOND, 494 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:46,901 AND, UH... 495 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,968 AND IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME. 496 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,000 IT SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAPPENED. 497 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,868 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, BUT IT STARTED TO. 498 00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:56,267 IT STARTED TO BEGIN TO ALMOST POSSIBLY HAPPEN, 499 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,434 AND IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME. 500 00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:00,968 I KISSED DOUG BERKUS. 501 00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:03,200 WHAT? 502 00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:08,901 I KISSED DOUG BERKUS. 503 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,033 I... 504 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,567 I DIDN'T KISS HIM. 505 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,734 ACTUALLY, HE KISSED ME. 506 00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:17,100 BUT TO SOME EXTENT, I KISSED HIM BACK. 507 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,000 ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T KISS HIM BACK, 508 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,501 BUT I DIDN'T STOP HIM INSTANTLY. 509 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,901 I DID STOP HIM, BUT NOT IMMEDIATELY. 510 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,501 WHAT? 511 00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:30,434 I KISSED DOUG BERKUS. 512 00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:29,701 COULD YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR A SECOND, PLEASE? 513 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:30,901 LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT-- 514 00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:32,234 YEAH. 515 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:34,234 JUST TELL ME IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 516 00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:35,701 THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION 517 00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:38,234 I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR RIGHT NOW. 518 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:45,467 PAUL. 519 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,501 WHAT? 520 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:52,968 WHAT? 521 00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,367 WHAT? 522 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,267 WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE. 523 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,901 YOU AND I, WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE. 524 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 I KNOW. 525 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,501 DO YOU? 526 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,367 YES. 527 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,133 WHEN YOU WENT TO ALBANY LAST WEEK, 528 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:17,367 THIS WOMAN AND I, UM... 529 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:18,434 I... 530 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,767 WHAT? 531 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:23,100 THIS SOUNDED A LOT WORSE A LITTLE WHILE AGO. 532 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,901 THIS WOMAN AND I, UH, TOOK A WALK. 533 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,267 YOU TOOK A WALK AS IN... 534 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,968 NO, NO. WE TOOK A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK. 535 00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:37,334 SHE GOT INTO A CAB, AND I CAME HOME. 536 00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:40,234 BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE WALK, YOU KNOW? 537 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:43,934 WOW. 538 00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:46,267 WOW? 539 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,200 YOU'RE GONNA SAY WOW? YOU DON'T GET TO SAY WOW. 540 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,667 YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO A WOW ON THIS ONE. 541 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,367 YOU KISSED DOUG BERKUS? 542 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,100 YEAH. AND YOU TOOK A WALK? 543 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,133 YEAH. 544 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,868 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 545 00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:05,567 I'M PUTTING MY PANTS ON. 546 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:06,767 WHY? 547 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,868 'CAUSE I NEED MY PANTS. 548 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:13,567 I NEED TO WEAR MY PANTS RIGHT NOW. 549 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:14,767 SHOULD I PUT SOMETHING ON? 550 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,501 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 551 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,834 YOU NEED TO WEAR YOUR SHOES, TOO? 552 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,200 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 553 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,701 I CAN'T BE HERE NOW. 554 00:21:22,701 --> 00:21:23,701 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 555 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:24,634 I DON'T KNOW WHERE. 556 00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:25,634 ARE YOU COMING BACK? 557 00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:27,467 I DON'T KNOW. 558 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:28,968 HONEY, IT'S 68 DEGREES OUTSIDE. 559 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:30,234 I KNOW. 560 00:21:30,234 --> 00:21:32,000 YOU NEED YOUR CHESS SET? 561 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,100 YES, I DO. 562 00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:37,501 SHOULDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 563 00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:39,634 NO, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. 564 00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,100 I CAN'T TALK. 565 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,868 WAIT. JUST WAIT. 566 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,567 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? 567 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:45,501 I DON'T KNOW. 568 00:21:47,968 --> 00:21:49,000 I-I'M... 569 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,334 I DON'T KNOW. 570 00:21:52,384 --> 00:21:56,934 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36883

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