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Hey, am I losing
all my hair?
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No.
Seriously.
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Yeah.
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Seriously.
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Just a little.
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Seriously.
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No, not at all.
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There you go.
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* Tell me whyI love you like I do
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* Tell me whocan stop my heartas much as you
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* Tell me all your secretsand I'll tell you most of mine
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* They say nobody's perfectWell, that's really truethis time
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* I don't have the answers,I don't have a plan
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* All I have is you
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* So, darling,help me understand
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* What we do
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* You can whisper in my ear
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* Where we go
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* Who knowswhat happens after here
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* Let's takeeach other's hand
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* As we jump intothe final frontier
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* I'm mad about you, baby
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* Yeah!
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* I'm mad about you
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All right, tomorrow.
What do you want to start with at the presentation?
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The print campaign
or the radio spots?
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Either one.
All right, print.
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To start?
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Fine. Radio.
It's up to you.
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All right, this is not
gonna all fit.
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Keep trying.
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How's this?
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No.
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See, I can take
my shaving kit,
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but then I can't
take my turtleneck. Keep trying.
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Where are you going?
To the Yukon.
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Fine. Don't tell me.
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No, seriously a filming
a dogsled race for ESPN.
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Ta-da!
No.
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Hey, where's my passport?
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I put it in
the safe deposit box. Why?
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So we can find it
when we need it.
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But that's in the bank,
and I'm here
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and I need it.
See how it's not working?
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You don't really need it.
It's Canada.
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I need it if I'm gonna
hire a crew.
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Is that true?
Yes.
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Really?
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If I were going to
make something up, why--why would it be that?
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Okay, fine. I'll pick it up
in the morning,
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I'll exchange your money
to Canadian. I'll meet you back here.
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We'll pick up Fran's car.
I'll take you to the airport,
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say goodbye,
and I'll be back in time for our 5:00 meeting.
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Okay.
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But if I find out
you were lollygagging in there...
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You know, I can handle
this meeting alone...
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I will be there.
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No.
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What's this?
Your resume. Memorize it.
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I was personal assistant
to J.D. Salinger?
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Let them try to check.
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James, I'll see you
tomorrow. Bye.
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Fly safe.
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This is perfect.
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I don't even know
why I'm bothering.
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You know they're not
going to hire me.
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Oh, there's the spirit.
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Hey, baby,
where are my gloves?
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Which gloves?
My gloves.
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The ones you said,
"Why are you buying those gloves?"
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Remember, we were
at Klarik's?
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LISA: The plaid ones?
Yeah.
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The ones
with the leather palms? Yeah.
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And the fur inside?
Yeah.
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Have you seen them?
No.
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Did you--you
lend her my gloves?
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It was snowing.
All she had was a newspaper.
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Those are my Yukon gloves.
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Your Yukon gloves?
My Yukon gloves.
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Remember
I specifically said,
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"Who knows, maybe someday
I'll go to the Yukon"?
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Guess what? Now I'm going,
I'm bare-handed.
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Will you please drop them off
on the way to your interview tomorrow?
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What time is my interview?
10:30.
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I don't think so.
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All right.
After your interview?
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Whatever. Can I go now?
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I promised Harriet
I'd look at her new macaw...
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Oh, gee, is that today?
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Do you need cab fare?
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I'll take the subway.
Not with my suit.
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Oh, please, I have PMS
and a stun gun.
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Who's gonna bother me?
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Just take some tokens.
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I can take both boots
but then I can't take my parka.
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Keep trying.
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Who put this in my purse?
That's mine.
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All right, I'm gonna
call you first thing in the morning.
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Okay. But not too early.
Here, here, here.
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PAUL: All right.
Here's the problem.
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I can take my parka
and then I can't take anything else.
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Seriously.
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Okay. But can you pee
standing up?
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You know,
I had such a great plan. It was all planned out.
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I was going to
land in Canada.
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I was gonna get to the hotel,
take a little nap.
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I'd nap, I'd wake up,
shower, shave,
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still get there
in plenty of time for the opening ceremonies.
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You can still do that.
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No, because I'm gonna
miss my plane.
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She will be here.
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Just forget the gloves.
Forget the gloves. Let's go.
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Okay.
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Maybe her interview
went so well they started her today.
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Yeah, that's probably it.
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Hey.
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Hey?
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Yeah.
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All right, did you
bring my gloves? Mmm, sort of.
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Excuse me why do you
look like this?
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Like what?
What does that mean, "sort of"?
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Tell me you didn't go
to your interview like that.
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It wasn't a beauty contest.
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Can I have my gloves?
I'm looking.
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Do you know how hard I worked
to set this thing up for you?
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I went... Quit that.
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Can I have
my gloves, please?
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They have a dental plan.
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My teeth are fine. Look.
What is that?
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What?
That. That. That right there.
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That.
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Oh, he made me wait
and so there was a Danish on his desk.
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So I just, you know...
Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves.
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I'm looking. Here.
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What... These--These
are not my gloves.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-uh.
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All right,
I lent them to Troy.
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Who is Troy?
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You never listen to me.
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You ate his Danish?
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I can't direct in these.
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I got to point
to Teamsters.
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At least I brought something.
I think that deserves a little credit.
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You just ate
the man's Danish?
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You want a little credit?
Here's your credit.
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Use your imagination.
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You two having a fight?
What?
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You're awfully crabby.
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You know what? Forget it.
That's it. Live your life.
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You're you. I'm me.
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I'm sick of trying
to fix you. Fine.
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I mean it.
I think that's great.
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Fine.
Great. Talk to you tomorrow.
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These are going to command
a lot of respect.
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Who's directing? Mitten boy.
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Is he good?
Well, he's mitten boy.
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And the nominees are...
All right, all right.
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...mitten boy...
All right, all right,
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I will owe you
for the rest of my life.
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Just please don't
hark me about this.
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All right. You know what?
Give me my stuff now. Give me my stuff
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and let's go get
Fran's car, please. Fine.
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(SQUEAKING)
What is this?
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(STAMMERING)
I don't know. It's not mine.
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Well, it ain't mine.
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Oh, my God.
What?
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She took my purse.
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Oh, well, that figures...
With your passport in it.
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Hey!
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JAMIE: Lisa!
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PAUL: Where did she go?
I don't know.
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Great. I'm gonna
miss Canada now.
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We will find her.
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We don't even know
which way she went.
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Just look at this.
Look at this. What?
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Pistachio shells.
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Still moist.
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Come on, follow them.
Follow them.
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This is good. We're like
Hansel and Gretel but with nuts.
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(MAN CHATTERING ON PA)
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Ah!
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PAUL: There's a pistachio.
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All right, there's one.
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And there's one.
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Here we go.
Here's a whole bunch.
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Ow! May I say "ow"?
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What did you do?
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I couldn't even
explain it right now.
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Give me a token
give me a token, please.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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She doesn't have any.
Give me some money.
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It's all in your purse.
Hold this.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait. She's got change.
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1, 2,
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3...
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4...
MAN: What the hell?
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We're not
enjoying this either.
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MAN ON PA: 72nd Street.Next stop is 72nd Street.
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Gum?
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I'm hungry.
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Where are we
even going? Uptown.
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Good. 80% of the country
is uptown.
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What? Did she have, like,
an appointment book in there or something?
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I'm telling you she's probably
just going home to mope. Are you sure?
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Trust me.
We'll get to her apartment, exchange purses
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and we'll get you
to the airport.
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She doesn't even have,
like, a stick of gum in here.
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Let me look at that, please.
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Oh!
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You--You look.
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Help an old man.
Spare change, ma'am.
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(MAN CHATTERING ON PA)
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Her apartment is
two blocks away.
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We'll run in,
we'll run out.
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You'll be on your way.
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We don't even know
she's there.
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She's there.
She's there. Oh, God.
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What?
She's not there.
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How do you know?
I found her appointment book.
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Thursday, 1:00,
Dr. Wallach.
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Who is Dr. Wallach?
Her shrink.
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Why would Lisa need a shrink?
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oh, good,
someone's in there.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What if it's not Lisa?
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I can't hear a thing.
228
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Well?
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I can hear people
eating egg salad at the beach.
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Well?
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I'm not sure.
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Is your sister obsessed
with Glenn Ford?
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She very well could be.
234
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,901
Well, what do you
want to do? Knock.
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You knock.
It's your passport.
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It's your sister.
Oh, God.
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Excuse me. Hi, I'm so sorry.
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Is it her?
It's not her.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Please go on now.
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You were saying about
Pocketful of Miracles...
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I'm sorry.
Sorry, it's us again.
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I'm in a session.
I understand.
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We're looking for
your last session.
246
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Well, that person just left.
247
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Well, we figured that.
We're just wondering if you know where she went.
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Why?
JAMIE: Because we need to know.
249
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Why?
Because we do.
250
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Why?
Because we do, okay?
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Oh, you must be Jamie.
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00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:15,000
Yes, yes, she is.
253
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,767
See, she has
my passport and we really need to find her.
254
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:20,300
So if you could
just tell us where she... How did you know who I was?
255
00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,000
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to...
256
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:24,100
See, I--I have
a flight to catch... "Oh, you must be Jamie."
257
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,968
What is that
supposed to mean?
258
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,400
I'm shooting
a thing for ESPN.
259
00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:28,968
Did she say something
about me?
260
00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,901
Okay, actually,
it's ESPN 2, if you want to...
261
00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:32,667
I'm sorry,
but as you can see...
262
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,267
No, we're not asking you
to tell us how she feels about where she went.
263
00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:36,634
We just want to know
where she went.
264
00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:38,601
If you could
just shut the door.
265
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,901
Maybe you could
tell us without telling her.
266
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,534
You know how you people
do that all the time?
267
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,667
You give a clue,
you guide us there, let us find it ourselves.
268
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,200
She went to Klarik's
to replace her gloves. Okay?
269
00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,367
Something like that.
Thank you very much.
270
00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:51,300
"Oh, you must be Jamie."
271
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,033
Oh, I'm so sorry.
272
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,934
Now where were we...
Sorry again.
273
00:11:58,033 --> 00:11:59,367
If I can...
Can I just use your phone for one second?
274
00:11:59,434 --> 00:12:00,534
I am not gonna
make my flight.
275
00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:03,934
I just gotta really apologize.
276
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,400
Do you understand
what I'm doing here?
277
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,567
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Very familiar with the thing.
278
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,968
I'll just...
I'll be very fast. Look, see, I'm almost done.
279
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,367
She blames me, doesn't she?
280
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,934
If you'd like to arrange
an appointment.
281
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,934
Hi, I'm on
flight 185 at 3:00.
282
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,567
I need to push it back.
283
00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:19,868
Uh, yeah, that's
Buchman, Paul. Thank you.
284
00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:21,133
Did she tell you
about the prom?
285
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,000
PAUL: 4:15,
that will be great.
286
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:26,100
Now is that an aisle?
I'm not the one who told her to rent a horse.
287
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,467
Because I would
prefer the aisle.
288
00:12:28,534 --> 00:12:30,367
I can fit you in
early next week.
289
00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:32,300
PAUL: Oh, great.
Thank you very much.
290
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,667
Sorry again. Thank you.
291
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:37,968
(SIGHING)
292
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,834
Let's see what we can
learn from this situation.
293
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:42,601
Wow, really last time.
294
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,501
Okay. I...
295
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:45,968
Could we just borrow
a couple of bucks for the subway?
296
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,100
Big favor to ask,
no question about it.
297
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,067
It's just that
we have been...
298
00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:51,234
Thanks.
299
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,033
Cool.
300
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:29,100
Do you have a tissue?
No.
301
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:35,067
All right. Fine.
302
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,300
Oh.
303
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,601
(BLOWING NOSE)
304
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,300
(COUGHING)
305
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:46,501
What?
306
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,234
Nothing.
307
00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:51,901
So if I get on the 4:15...
308
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:54,334
I can land in Canada,
get to the hotel.
309
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,133
I can shower,
I shave, forget the nap.
310
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,667
I can still...
I can make it in time for opening ceremonies.
311
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:02,234
Except for you know what?
I ain't making no 4:15.
312
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,100
Please don't blame her.
Oh, I don't.
313
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,167
Oh, really?
I blame you.
314
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:07,334
Oh, it's her fault.
315
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,767
You gave her the bag.
She took it.
316
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,467
I'm starving.
317
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,601
Hey, maybe you can
borrow Ira's passport.
318
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,100
Well, there's a bad idea.
319
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,400
Why?
320
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,734
'Cause, dopey,
I'll end up in jail.
321
00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:26,133
So what. It's Canada.
They're nice. Not the jails.
322
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,000
You ever heard stories
about Canadian jails? No.
323
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,234
Oh, they're the worst jails
of all the jails. What stories?
324
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,734
I heard stories.
Fine. Give me one story.
325
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:34,133
What, remember
Midnight Express?
326
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,067
All right, that was Turkey
and they were smuggling drugs.
327
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:40,234
Not originally.
They changed it for the movie.
328
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,968
Don't worry about it.
You're going to make it.
329
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,968
Yeah. I'm gonna make...
What is this?
330
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,767
What?
This.
331
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,267
A horseshoe.
Why does your sister carry a horseshoe?
332
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:49,601
(ELECTRICITY SURGING)
For luck.
333
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:50,968
(TRAIN SQUEALING TO A HALT)
334
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:53,868
PAUL: Aren't we lucky?
335
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:58,834
Hi.
336
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,968
Welcome to Klarik's.
337
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,434
They make me say that.
338
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:06,501
I need some gloves.
How much are these?
339
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:07,834
Got me.
340
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,400
Ow!
341
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,934
Are you okay?
342
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,901
I hate that.
343
00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:15,467
You got a file or something?
344
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:17,567
Oh, I don't think I...
345
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:21,601
Oh. Oh, yeah, I do.
346
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,834
Thanks.
347
00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:24,901
(SIGHING)
348
00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,634
You ever have
one of those weeks?
349
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:28,834
Yeah, it started
12 years ago.
350
00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:31,968
This morning I woke up,
my carpet was gone.
351
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,501
Oh, you think that's bad.
I had a job interview this morning.
352
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,100
Oh, any luck?
Good Danish.
353
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,033
Yeah.
354
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,234
You know, I think
they might be hiring here.
355
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,434
You want me to write down
the name of the personnel guy?
356
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,000
Cool.
357
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,467
You got a pen?
358
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:47,767
Um...
359
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,067
I don't think I...
360
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,834
Oh, hey, look at that!
361
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:55,000
(AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD)
362
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,701
Hey, there's goes my flight.
Hey, can I get some peanuts and a Sprite?
363
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,834
All right, come on.
364
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:12,701
Next.
365
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,968
Hey, this isn't my purse.
366
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,701
Welcome to Klarik's.
We're looking for a woman who...
367
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,000
She may have been here today
buying gloves.
368
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,267
Let me see, buying gloves.
369
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,534
She's 5'7" and a half.
370
00:16:45,601 --> 00:16:47,467
128 pounds, chestnut hair.
371
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:49,567
She has a little mole
on her left cheek. Have you seen her?
372
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,901
Actually,
I sent someone like that
373
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,033
over to personnel
about a half an hour ago.
374
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,634
Did she go?
Yes.
375
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,267
Willingly?
Yes.
376
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:57,534
That's not her.
That could be her.
377
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,234
For how much?
Come on.
378
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,601
Thank you,
please come again.
379
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,634
Next.
380
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,667
Resume.
381
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,300
J. D. Salinger, huh?
382
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:23,734
Don't ask me
where he lives.
383
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,367
No department store
experience.
384
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,334
Not yet.
Well, I'm sorry.
385
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,501
But we're only
looking for...
386
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:31,200
Hey, is this your dog?
Yeah.
387
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,267
This is Murray.
388
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,234
Aw!
389
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:42,601
Oh, geez.
390
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,067
Try in there. Try in there.
391
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,300
MAN: I liked your attitude.
392
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,767
You're just
the kind of employee we're looking for here.
393
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:55,601
It's not her.
394
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,033
I'll just--
I'll just take you to the airport.
395
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,968
We'll figure it out
when we get there.
396
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,567
Fine.
397
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:02,100
We'll just stop
by the apartment first.
398
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,701
For what?
I have my meeting.
399
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,701
Sweetie...
It will take two minutes.
400
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,400
In fact, I'm gonna call Lisa
and tell her to meet us there.
401
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,334
You call and see
if there's a later flight.
402
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,901
Welcome to Klarik's.
403
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,567
Thank you.
Thanks.
404
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,934
I'm so hungry I could
eat my own head.
405
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,634
You're telling me
there's nothing in that bag?
406
00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:27,000
Raisins?
407
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:31,100
I'll eat in Canada.
408
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,334
Oh, you know what?
We should say good-bye now.
409
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,300
What?
Because there won't be time at the airport.
410
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,567
That's so...
Seriously, let's here, let's just get it over with.
411
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,100
Bye.
Bye.
412
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,133
Stay warm.
I'll miss you.
413
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,300
I'll miss you, too.
414
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,501
Well...
I got to go.
415
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,400
I'm sorry you didn't get
a chance to meet Jamie.
416
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,901
Look. It's all right.
You've sold me. Really?
417
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,734
It was an excellent
presentation.
418
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,000
I like your style.
419
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,367
If your partner's
anything like you,
420
00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:08,167
it'll be just
icing on the cake. Terrific.
421
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,100
Mr. Boniello!
I'm so glad to meet you.
422
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,701
I can't tell you
how excited we are at this opportunity.
423
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:14,367
I know we're
a small company
424
00:19:14,434 --> 00:19:15,767
but that just means
we'll be working that much harder
425
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:18,267
to fill your
public relations needs. I'm taking your car.
426
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,167
Two minutes.
I know. I know.
427
00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:22,234
Don't you hate it
when you sign with a certain person at a company
428
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,601
and then you spend
half the time talking to that person's assistant?
429
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,868
Well, you won't have
that trouble with us,
430
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:28,767
because when you sign
with Buchman and Devanow, you get Buchman and Devanow.
431
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,834
Nobody else. I promise you,
with our experience and enthusiasm
432
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:34,033
we can turn
that franchise of yours into a national chain.
433
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,467
Lisa, pick up.
Lisa, pick up. Lisa, pick up!
434
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,167
All right, listen.
435
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:40,934
Trans Canadian,
LaGuardia flight 332, bring my purse.
436
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,801
It's been a pleasure
meeting you.
437
00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:44,868
I look forward
to a long and prosperous relationship.
438
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,901
I don't know who that was.
439
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,334
How could you
let me take a meeting with a raisin in my tooth?
440
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,000
All right,
so if I make this plane,
441
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,100
then I don't nap,
I don't shower, I don't shave,
442
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,601
I don't even
go to the hotel,
443
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,067
I can still make
the closing of the opening ceremonies.
444
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,534
Don't worry.
You've got time.
445
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:07,334
WOMAN ON PA:Ladies and gentlemen,
446
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,601
final boarding at this timefor flight 332 to Whitehorse,Canada.
447
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,701
Or you can take
the next flight.
448
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:13,901
There is no next flight.
449
00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:15,567
How many flights
to the Yukon do they need?
450
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,267
You're right. You're right.
You should just go.
451
00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:19,300
Go and what?
I got no passport. I can't get a crew.
452
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:20,601
What do I do?
I draw the race?
453
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,067
Get a waiver.
Get a... What--What waiver?
454
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,968
Whatever it is,
a Canadian waiver. Just go.
455
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,534
Can you give me
some money, please?
456
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,434
What money?
Whatever we've got left.
457
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,000
I gotta get
a cab or something.
458
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,234
Hey, give me that.
What?
459
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,834
That razor.
At least I could shave.
460
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,033
Why would she carry
an electric razor in her purse?
461
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,968
Why would she carry a puppet
and a duck? I don't know. Let me shave.
462
00:20:44,234 --> 00:20:47,267
Hi. I got your message.
What is he doing with my stun gun?
463
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,334
Your stun gun?
464
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,400
(STUN GUN ZAPS)
PAUL: Ow!
465
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:50,834
Help me get him up.
466
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,234
Honey? Honey?
467
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,701
Why do I smell toast?
468
00:21:03,634 --> 00:21:06,801
WOMAN ON PA:Ladies and gentlemen,final boarding on flight 332
469
00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:08,734
to Whitehorse, Canada.
Give me his passport.
470
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,934
Here. Here.
Okay, sweetie,
471
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,567
you're gonna take the 7:40.
472
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:14,667
So you'll get to the hotel.
You'll take a shower, you don't have to shave
473
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:18,667
and you'll be there
in plenty of time for the closing ceremonies.
474
00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,067
Here, sweetie.
Right here.
475
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,367
Here we go.
476
00:21:21,434 --> 00:21:22,801
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
477
00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:25,400
There you go.
I got an employee discount.
478
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:26,801
Thank you, honey.
479
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:33,467
An employee discount?
480
00:21:33,534 --> 00:21:34,801
Yeah, I got a job.
Come here a minute.
481
00:21:34,868 --> 00:21:36,367
Stop it, stop it.
Just hold still a minute.
482
00:21:36,434 --> 00:21:38,868
Would you quit it, please?
Let's just go home.
483
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,033
Hey, this isn't my bag.
484
00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:55,300
Why do you have
an omelet pan?
485
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:56,734
It's not mine.
486
00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,767
(SQUEAKING)
What is this?
487
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,033
Betsy.
488
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,701
Betsy?
Betsy.
489
00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:07,968
For luck.
490
00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:10,000
I thought the horseshoe
was for luck. No.
491
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,300
Then what's
the horseshoe for?
492
00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:12,934
In case I get a horse.
493
00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:19,734
That's Scout.
He's happy in there.
494
00:22:19,784 --> 00:22:24,334
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