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Wrong.
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* Tell me whyI love you like I do
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* Tell me whocan stop my heartas much as you
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* Let's take each other's hand
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* As we jump intothe final frontier
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* I'm mad about you, baby
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* Yeah!
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Honey.
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Honey?
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Honey, I can't find
my loop.
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What?
My loop.
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You know, the little thing
that... Do you know
where it is?
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It's on the shelf
in the hallway.
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Thank you.
Go back to sleep.
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Oh. Honey.
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Where's my gum?
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What?
My gum.
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What gum?
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The gum. The Yum Yum gum
for the commercial.
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It's on the sideboard.
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Thank you.
Go back to sleep.
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What is a sideboard?
Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that it's good
if the client sees you
chewing the product.
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Unless the product is tires.
That looks very stupid.
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It's early. You're gonna
laugh at that later.
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Show me. Show me.
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Thank you.
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Why do we have
all these magazines?
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You know, we save them
just so we can read them,
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and then we never end up
reading them.
We should read 'em.
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Go. You go back to sleep.
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Wear your parka.
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You don't like this?
It's cold.
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This is suede.
Wear your parka.
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Suede is warm.
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(SIGHING) Fine.
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Cows wear suede.
You ever seen a cold cow?
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Bye-bye, sweetie. Fine.
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Fran, it's me.
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Tell me why
you hate being single?
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Okay. Go back to sleep.
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That's great.
That's gonna be great.
Let's do it.
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You want
another rehearsal?
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No. Let's just
shoot one.
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You cold?
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No. Are you?
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No, not at all.
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Get me a scarf
or something, please?
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JAMIE: Hi!
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Hi. What are you
doing here?
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I wasn't busy,
and he's never
seen you work.
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God, aren't you cold?
No, not at all.
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Look at all this stuff.
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Yeah, I know.
It's like a little movie.
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Except it's about gum.
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You're very important.
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I'm the most
important there is.
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Here you go.
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No, not for me.
For the nun.
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Put it on
the nun costume.
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Pep it up
a little bit.
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Sweetie, you're not cold?
This is suede.
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Paul, uh, can I
see you a second?
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Sure. One second.
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Listen, um...
The clients love the dog.
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Got to lose the blonde.
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Oh, no, no.
They're just visiting.
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They love the dog.
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The dog's not an actor.
Paul...
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Love the dog.
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Let me see
what I can do.
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Who's that guy?
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Okay. They want
to put Murray
in the commercial.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Our Murray?
Go figure.
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Hey, buddy boy,
you want to work with Daddy?
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Honey, look,
his tail's wagging.
Look. That means yes.
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Though that could mean simply,
"Are we outside yet?"
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Let's go. Jeffrey.
JEFFREY: Yeah, Paul.
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Do me a favor.
Take Murray. Put him with
the sailors over there.
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Wait, wait, wit, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Come here. Come here.
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PAUL:
He looks fine, baby.
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There you go.
All right.
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All right, places.
Let's do one.
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(BELL RINGING)
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All right,
we're chewing gum.
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We're happy about the fact
that we're chewing gum.
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Remy.
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Who's speaking?k!
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Roll camera.
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(YUM YUM SONG PLAYING)
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Action!
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(WHISPERING)
Murray, smile!
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(MOUTHING)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No saving.
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We read it,
get on with our lives.
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Would you two
pipe down?
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We're trying
to watch TV.
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You still here?
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No, I'm a hologram.
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She's not so pretty.
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Who's that?
Rachel Hunter.
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Oh.
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Oops. Too late.
Commercial.
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Oh, let's see
if Hazel's on some channel.
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Oh, hey,
that's my commercial!
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Is that Murray?
Yeah.
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(SHUSHING)
Look, look, look.
Look at him.
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What shush?
It's Yum Yum Yum.
What're you missing?
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How come
Murray got to be
in your commercial?
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Did I tell you
she would say that?
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Hello! I could
use a job, too.
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It was a
spur-of-the-moment
thing.
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Good job.
Thank you.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Oh, yeah, you, too.
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God, he was really good.
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Hello. Hey, Fran.
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Yes, that was Murray.
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Yeah, I know.
I--I--I directed it.
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I just don't see why
If he's gonna put someone
in the family on TV,
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it couldn't be me.
JAMIE: Lisa.
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Well, yeah, of course...
Yes, I know the dog was good
because I directed him.
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I can chew.
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Fran, listen, you now what,
the other phone is ringing.
I got to go.
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All right.
Good night.
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Hello.
Hey, Mr. Wicker.
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Yes, that was Murray.
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Remember when we did Pippin
in high school,
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Mr. Jenkins said
I was the loudest one
in the chorus.
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Well, I don't know
that you'd say Murray
"made" the commercial.
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I mean, I directed it.
I did a lot of things myself
that I, you know...
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The director very
often is under...
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You know what?
I got to get off the phone,
Mr. Wicker. Good night.
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Was Murray
ever in Pippin?
No.
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Was Murray
ever in Pippin?
No!
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No.
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(PHONE RINGS)
I think I've made my point.
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Hello. Hiya, Ma.
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Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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It's nice
to have somebody
appreciate my work.
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Well, I'll tell him
you said so.
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I'll-- I'll tell him.
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Hold on.
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(HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG)
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(HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG)
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(HARMONIZING)
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(DOORBELL BUZZES)
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(BOTH STOP HUMMING)
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(BOTH START HUMMING AGAIN)
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(HUMMING THE YUM YUM SONG)
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Hello.
Hello.
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Yes?
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I was just coming in
from my early-bird
yoga class,
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and this was waiting
for you in the lobby.
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Thanks.
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Well, after all,
we are neighbors.
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Is he in?
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Uh, yeah. Paul?
Oh, no, no, not him.
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(MURRAY BARKING)
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You were very good
last night.
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Yes, he was.
Ask me-- Ask me
who directed it.
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I did.
Thank you very much.
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Yes.
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Sophie and I
are going
to the park later.
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We thought
perhaps if he were free...
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Well, I'll see if
he can work you in.
Thanks a lot.
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Who's that from?
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From Bob.
Who's that?
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I don't know,
but he's ours truly.
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This is for Murray.
Look at this stuff.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Did you know
they make
espresso kibble?
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Hello. Bob.
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Hi, Bob.
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We were just sitting here
wondering who you were.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I directed it.
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Yeah. Well, no,
he's not professional.
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He's-- He's
just our dog.
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No, he wouldn't
be interested.
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In what?
Agent.
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Why would Murray
need an agent?
He doesn't.
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Well, tell him.
May I?
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Bob, thank you
very much.
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That's very kind, but...
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Yes, I am speaking
for Murray as well.
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If I change my mind,
I will. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Is that nuts?
Totally.
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You hungry?
Yes.
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Anything in there
for us?
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Cow hoof?
Having it for lunch.
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Is it nuts?
What?
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Bob.
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Bob as a concept
or...
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I mean, why not?
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'Cause, you know,
well, he's not...
He's Murray.
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So?
He'd still be Murray.
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He'd just be Murray
professionally.
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Do you think
there's a big demand
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for professional Murrays
out there?
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I think
he might enjoy it.
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I already told Bob no.
So tell Bob yes.
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I don't like yanking Bob
around like that.
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What else
has he got to do?
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Bob?
Murray.
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Murray's got plenty to do.
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Look at him. He's bored.
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Did he say something
to you?
Look at him.
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What, he's relaxing.
He's bored.
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He's ruminating.
He's bored.
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He's Murray.
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I would think
you'd like a little more
for him than that.
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Okay, just tell me now.
How long until
you drop this?
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Three to five days.
I will call Bob.
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Thank you so much
for coming in.
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I got to tell you...
And this doesn't
happen a lot.
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I was nodding off
last night,
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your commercial
came on,
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I saw
that tail wagging.
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Three words,
I want that dog.
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Four. Four.
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Uh, Paul directed it.
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I only wish
I handled humans.
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Well, thank you.
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What else
does he do?
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Besides this?
Yeah.
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Nothing much.
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Oh, come on.
He must do something.
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No.
No.
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Tricks?
No.
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Special talents?
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No... Oh, no, actually...
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(BARKS)
Murray,
go get the mouse.
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Oh, honey.
No, no, wait.
Get the mouse.
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(THUDDING)
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BOB: Yeah.
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That--That's about it
right there.
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Well, you know,
there's some things
more important than tricks.
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You know, when Beethoven
first came in here,
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the only thing
he could do
was hump my leg.
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You handled Beethoven?
I passed.
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Am I a yutz or what?
How could you know?
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Still, I could
kick myself.
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Kidney treat?
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What Murray has
is a look.
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A quality.
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I see Murray here
as every dog.
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The dog next door.
252
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:29,234
That's something
that can't be taught.
253
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,200
See?
254
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,434
(STAMMERING) I'm just
not comfortable with this.
255
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:36,834
Paul, I'm sensing
you're not comfortable
with this.
256
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,234
I'm not.
257
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,167
What if we
start him off slow?
258
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,300
A little print work,
a day or two on a soap.
259
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,300
I understand
All My Children is looking.
260
00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,868
Would he'd work with
Susan Lucci?
261
00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:50,100
Probably.
I love her.
262
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,601
Is it nuts
she's never won?
263
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,701
I don't get that.
264
00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,100
I don't want
to exploit him.
265
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,901
You have my word.
266
00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:58,167
No funny hats
or anything?
267
00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:01,367
Unless it's for
artistic reasons.
268
00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:03,501
Shall we give it a try?
269
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:04,767
Let's give it a try.
270
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:07,767
(ROOSTER CROWS)
Welcome aboard.
271
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,868
Forgive me.
My 3:00 is here.
272
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:17,968
Wow. See, now,
if I had read this
two years ago,
273
00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:20,701
I never would have
ordered the snapper.
274
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,634
How about acting class?
275
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,267
How about let it go?
276
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:26,767
You know,
if it weren't for him,
we might not even be here.
277
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,501
I see.
Where would we be?
278
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,467
Why do you think
I went out with you
in the first place?
279
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,701
'Cause I was stunning.
280
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:32,801
And?
And witty.
281
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:35,334
And?
And there.
282
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,501
And him.
You can trust a man
with a dog.
283
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,834
Now, how--how
do you figure that?
284
00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:41,667
Because he knows
he has to
come home at night
285
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,334
or else clean up the mess
in the morning.
286
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,968
See, I love how
your brain works.
287
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,667
I just want this
to work out.
What, you and me?
288
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:52,534
Him. I don't want him
to be disappointed.
289
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,133
Well, sweetie,
how could he
be disappointed?
290
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,767
He doesn't even know
what's going on.
291
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:03,434
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
292
00:13:03,501 --> 00:13:04,667
Look, I know
you got a plane to catch.
293
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,067
I want to thank you
for coming by.
294
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,801
Uh, Jay.
Rachel, yes?
295
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:09,868
I was just wondering whether
I could I give him a hug
before he goes?
296
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:12,067
That's not up to me.
Murray, what do you think?
297
00:13:18,601 --> 00:13:21,100
Hey, hey, hey, don't make me
have to turn the hose
on you two, okay?
298
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,834
Folks, let's hear it
for Murray.
What do you say?
299
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:25,367
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
300
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,434
Have you seen
his new commercial?
301
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,667
I saw it.
You know,
he did his own barking.
302
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:42,534
We promised them
we would have
this proposal by tomorrow.
303
00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:45,667
Look at his tail go.
Bob says
you can't teach that.
304
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:46,834
James.
305
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:47,968
Come here, come here,
come here.
306
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,067
(GROANS)
307
00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:51,267
Sweaty boys are here.
308
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,501
(SHUSHING)
309
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:53,868
Oh, again?
310
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,534
I know. Fran wanted to see it.
Can we get back to work?
311
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:57,901
Paulie, we going to eat?
312
00:13:57,968 --> 00:13:59,300
Yeah, as soon as
we get back.
313
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,934
Murray,
want to go to the park?
314
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,834
Oh, honey, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
315
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:04,868
Why not?
Because he has to
work tomorrow.
316
00:14:04,934 --> 00:14:06,701
It's Thursday.
We always
go to the park.
317
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:07,834
So? Go with Ira.
318
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:09,234
Oh, that's not the same.
319
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,501
Sure it is.
320
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,934
Ira, you want to go
for a walk?
321
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,133
Not really.
322
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,801
Come on, he'll buy you
a treat.
323
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,734
Okay.
324
00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:18,334
Honey,
we're going to go.
325
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,200
All right.
Don't let him
lick anything.
326
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:22,934
Murray, say goodbye
to the crazy lady.
327
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,467
One sec,
I'm gonna get him
a sweater.
328
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,934
He doesn't...
Never have children.
329
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,501
Tell me again
why it's bad to be single.
330
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,267
Hey, don't lick that.
Don't lick that! Murray.
331
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:40,567
Please don't lick that.
No, hey.
332
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:42,400
Hey, Paulie, you remember
the day we found him?
333
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,534
Who'd have figured
he'd become a star?
334
00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:46,400
He's not a star.
He's Murray.
335
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:50,267
What do you mean?
Every time I turn on the TV,
it's either him or Wings.
336
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,868
You think this is
going to his head?
337
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,534
Nothing ever did before.
338
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,200
I don't know.
I get into bed last night,
I put my feet under him
339
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:59,000
and he looks at me like,
"Hey, who the hell
are you?"
340
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,267
What? Are you jealous?
341
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,634
Of what?
Murray.
342
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,834
Jealous? Of my dog?
A little bit.
Yeah. Yeah.
343
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,968
I'm not proud about it,
but yeah, there it is.
344
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,834
Hey, smell this.
345
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:12,801
I don't want to smell it.
Just smell it.
346
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,234
That's how
nougat smells.
347
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,901
It's just-- I directed
the commercial, right?
348
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,334
He's getting all
the accolades.
349
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,234
You want an accolade?
I'd like one accolade.
350
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,667
Something is not right.
351
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,367
He's not even my dog
anymore.
352
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:25,467
Oh, come on.
He's yours.
353
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:26,968
You know what?
This is no treat.
354
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,367
Go return the thing.
I'm gonna.
355
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:31,033
Hey, this is not fresh.
356
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,167
Hey, Murray, you're still
my dog, right?
357
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,601
I mean, hey, buddy.
It's still you and me, right?
358
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,968
Nothing's
going to change that.
359
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,634
All right. Come on.
360
00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:49,434
All right. I now know
how to make pumpkin flan.
361
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:52,033
And we are magazine-free!
362
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,133
Honey, here, take these.
363
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,701
What did you do?
I just finished.
364
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,400
His picture's in them.
365
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,601
Who, Murray?
Page 42, the Subaru ad.
366
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:01,767
He's driving the car.
367
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,734
Good, all right, listen.
I ordered the tickets
by phone,
368
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,501
so if we leave right now...
I can't.
369
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,534
Why? What are you...
We're going
to the movies.
370
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,701
He has to pack.
For what?
371
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,300
Bob got him
a rock video tonight.
372
00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,634
We're shooting up near
Oneonta.
373
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:17,033
Murray's doing
a rock video?
374
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,434
Uh-huh. Why not?
375
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:20,234
Okay, first of all,
the element.
376
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,801
It's a good opportunity.
377
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:23,267
Sweetie,
here's a thought.
378
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:25,234
He's going to be
Megadeth's dog.
379
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,434
Ooh! I think not.
380
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,400
Don't worry, we'll be home
first thing tomorrow.
381
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,968
He's got that
pilot audition
in the morning.
382
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,467
Whoa, wait a sec.
You're going, too?
383
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,667
Yeah.
Okay. No.
384
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,934
He's never been away
from home before.
385
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,767
Come on, it'll be fun.
Come with us.
386
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,501
Oneonta and Megadeth.
Not so much.
387
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,567
Why not?
388
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:46,534
Because I actually
have a life here,
389
00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,300
which at one point
the two of you
were here for.
390
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,467
We're still here.
391
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:50,567
No. You're in
Oneonta.
392
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,701
Not all the time.
393
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,534
No, but emotionally
you are.
394
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,701
You know what?
Nobody's going
to Oneonta.
395
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,567
All right.
All right. All right.
I will stay home.
396
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:58,767
Will that
make you happy?
397
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,100
Very much so. Yes.
398
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,367
I will call Bob
and cancel.
399
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:04,067
No, no, no.
Murray can still go.
400
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,200
What's he gonna do?
Drive the Subaru?
401
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:09,100
I am going to hire him
an assistant.
402
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,734
(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
403
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,501
Hey, you think
that crew guy's cute?
404
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,734
Don't look, don't look.
405
00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:25,801
(GARGLING)
406
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:37,234
Did you just
spit on my neck?
407
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,534
I'm sorry.
408
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,067
I thought
we had this down.
409
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,767
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling
a little off today.
410
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,901
(EXCLAIMS) Did you sleep
at all last night?
411
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:48,667
Not much.
It was very sweet of you
to pant in my ear, though.
412
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,234
I do what I can.
413
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,567
I bet Megadeth
slept like a log.
414
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,000
All right.
415
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:01,701
Excuse me.
Does the phrase "Wait up"
mean anything to you?
416
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,701
So I ran out
of Evian.
Big deal.
417
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:09,300
When I met you,
you were drinking
out of toilets.
418
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,067
You know what?
You've got
a real attitude lately.
419
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,567
I don't think
I want to work
for you anymore.
420
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,100
How do you like that?
421
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:18,033
Fine. I quit.
422
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,367
What time is
the big audition?
423
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,601
Not till 5:00.
424
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,067
It's a big deal, huh?
425
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,601
Well, you know, it's a series.
426
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,701
He might not
get it.
427
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,567
I know,
but what if he does?
Honey...
428
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:32,701
Now listen, I'm not
gonna stand in his way 'cause
he'd never forgive me,
429
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,701
but I just miss him.
430
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:35,767
I know.
431
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,801
How does your sister
get fired by a dog?
432
00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:47,534
She wasn't fired.
She quit.
433
00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:49,901
That's not
what I hear, babe.
434
00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:51,968
Hey, hey.
There's my star.
435
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,701
What happened
to you?
436
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,067
Little disagreement
with one of my clients.
437
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:57,667
It happens.
438
00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:00,200
I got to tell you,
I'm very jazzed
about this.
439
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:01,467
What is this,
exactly?
440
00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:02,667
One-hour drama.
441
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,567
My New Family,
it's called.
442
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:07,334
Ex-con, debutante,
couple of kids.
443
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,467
It's really his show.
444
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:11,734
If he gets it.
What are his chances?
445
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,467
Hey, I'm not worried.
446
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,767
All he has to do
is wag his tail.
That's his specialty.
447
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,634
It's in the bag,
right?
448
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,901
All right.
Whenever he's ready.
449
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:22,334
He was born ready.
450
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,701
Is he ready?
We worked on it
all day.
451
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,634
You remember
the routine, right?
452
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:29,033
He says his line,
and you wag your tail.
453
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,601
(BELL RINGING)
Just relax, Murray.
Be yourself.
454
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,567
Good luck.
All right.
See you, pal.
455
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:42,400
My New Family.
Murray test.
456
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:45,934
And... Action.
457
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,934
I don't know about you,
Scout,
458
00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:49,968
but to me,
459
00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:53,234
this feels like home.
460
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,567
(BARKING)
What do you think?
461
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:57,033
Bob.
Jamie?
462
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,400
He's just nervous.
463
00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,601
He's only seven.
464
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,868
All right.
Let's try it again.
465
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,334
I don't know
about you, Scout,
466
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,367
but to me,
467
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,167
this feels like home.
468
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,801
What do you think?
469
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:16,634
(WHIMPERS)
470
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:23,601
Bob, why is he ad-libbing?
471
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,033
He's killing us here.
472
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,667
It's okay.
We'll talk to him.
473
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:27,801
Come on, Murray.
474
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,868
Come on. Get up.
Sit up.
475
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:33,133
It's all right. You remember.
Line, tail. Line, tail.
476
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,767
You know how to do this.
This is what you wanted.
477
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,434
This is what
you've been
working for. All right.
478
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,267
Okay. Relax.
479
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,434
Okay.
Okay.
480
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,734
One more try.
481
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,234
I don't know
about you, Scout,
482
00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:54,267
but to me,
this feels like home.
483
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,801
What do you think?
484
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,434
Murray, come on.
485
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:00,667
Tail. Tail. Hey.
486
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,767
Wag your tail.
Look at Daddy.
487
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:06,300
Wag your tail
like that.
488
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,367
Come on, you mutt,
this is the big one.
489
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,067
(GROWLING)
Do you want to blow it?
490
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,367
Bob, are you there?
How about let it go?
491
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:19,968
Bob, Murray feels
terrible.
492
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,734
I know you two
can work this out.
493
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,534
I can't believe
he won't take my calls.
494
00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,601
Well, it's a fickle
business.
495
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,601
He had one bad audition.
496
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,100
He broke skin.
497
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:34,000
So that's it?
A whole career
just gone down the drain?
498
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,634
What did you expect?
It's Murray.
499
00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:36,934
So?
500
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,167
So I'm amazed
it lasted
as long as it did.
501
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,934
Good night.
Good night.
502
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,767
I just hope
he's not upset.
503
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,267
I promise you.
He doesn't even know.
504
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:49,367
You think?
505
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,467
What have I
been telling you?
506
00:21:50,534 --> 00:21:52,033
He's Murray.
That's right.
507
00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:04,968
I want to thank my guests,
Rachel Hunter
and Paul Buchman...
508
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,801
RACHEL: Um, Jay?
Yes? Yes, what is it,
Rachel?
509
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,968
I was wondering,
before he goes, could I
give him a hug, please?
510
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:11,367
Uh, that's not up to me.
511
00:22:11,434 --> 00:22:15,300
Sure. As long as
you're here.
512
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,868
Hey, hey, hey, don't make me
have to turn the hose
on you two.
513
00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:19,234
Hey, come on,
come on, come on.
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