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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,108 - H-l-N-G, that's your word? - Yes, it is. 2 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:12,835 What is it? 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,503 Hing. 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,347 Thank you very much. What does it mean? 5 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:21,214 - It's hard to explain. - Yeah. Use it in a sentence. 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,413 Hing? 7 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,857 I won the game of Scrabble using the word "hing." 8 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,517 Yeah. 9 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,220 Well, I challenge "hing." 10 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,956 You're such a baby. 11 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,660 I didn't challenge you when you said "quizjax." 12 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,866 - Oh, hing. Sure. - Hing. 13 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:19,768 - You getting ready or not? - Yes, I am. 14 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,278 - Well, put down the catalog. - No, I am. 15 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,213 What is it with these people? They're standing in the ocean... 16 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,946 ...with a sweater and a cup of coffee. Who does that? 17 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:32,558 - Would you get ready. - I really don't want to go to this thing. 18 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:35,785 - It's entertainment. - There will be singers and dancers? 19 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:39,557 Yes, something. I don't know, political satire or something. 20 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:44,492 - What did you say? - Political satire, okay? 21 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,132 Did she say political satire? 22 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:48,831 You knew this? You didn't tell me? 23 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:52,068 - I was afraid you wouldn't wanna go. - I don't wanna go. 24 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:55,976 I don't wanna go either, but it's a benefit for Fran's kid's school. 25 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,276 It's so dumb. You're going for Fran. 26 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,885 I'm going for you. Ira's going for me. 27 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,955 It's a whole trickle-down theory. 28 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,958 There's your political satire right there, the trickle-down analogy I just made. 29 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,618 Why don't we just stay home? 30 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,061 - Put on your shoes. - I'm putting on my shoes. 31 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,696 Coming. 32 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:25,908 If I could do that, why would I be going out tonight? 33 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,079 - Pauly, am I late? - No, come on in. 34 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,415 - Pretty sharp, huh? - You're a beautiful man. 35 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,716 - So tell me something. - What? 36 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,985 - Why am I going to this thing? - I don't know. 37 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,823 When I know why I'm going, I'll tell you why you're going. 38 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,688 - Hey, James. - Hi, Ira. Put a tie on. 39 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,357 - Why? - He has one. 40 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:53,099 - Are you proud of yourself now? - Put on a tie. 41 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,764 - The navy one. - I don't own a navy tie. 42 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,433 Yes, you do. It's the one you think is dark green. 43 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:01,011 It is dark green. 44 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,477 I got it. 45 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,576 - Hi. - Hey, Frannie. 46 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,745 - Where are they? - In the bedroom. 47 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:13,188 - Ira, I think I'm late. - It's okay. I thought I was late too. 48 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:17,227 - No. I mean, I think I'm "late" late. - What? 49 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,331 Okay. Hi, Fran. What color is this? 50 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,228 - Navy. - Navy. 51 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:24,393 You see that? They both said dark green. 52 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:28,799 How could you be late? It was one time. It wasn't even in town. 53 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,439 What does that have to do with anything? 54 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:37,049 - I'm just saying it was in Atlantic City. - Well, we might have hit the jackpot. 55 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,613 - You didn't tell them about us, did you? - No way. 56 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,220 - Well, that's good. - Frannie, I'm sorry. 57 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:47,155 - Let's get this show on the road. - We don't want to be late. 58 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,697 - What's wrong? - I'm nauseous. 59 00:03:55,868 --> 00:04:00,271 - From what, the entertainment? - No. I may be pregnant. 60 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:03,103 What? How could you be pregnant? 61 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,737 What, are you afraid a teacher's gonna walk in? 62 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,984 Bad enough this guy writes these songs. Why sing them in front of people? 63 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,182 Makes you think. 64 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,955 What does this guy make you think about? 65 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,757 That I might have gotten a girl pregnant. 66 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,162 I don't see how you can get that at all. 67 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:34,136 No, Pauly, what I'm saying is that I might have gotten a girl pregnant. 68 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:37,838 What, are you kidding me? You don't use anything? 69 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,309 - Of course I do. - So, what happened? 70 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,938 So one of my troops may have broken through to the other side. 71 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,109 - Who is she? - You don't know her. She's just a girl. 72 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,777 We met on a bus, okay? 73 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,822 It was one of those cross-town, in-the-night things. 74 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:55,552 - Hey, who you talking to? - All right. It was... 75 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:59,789 - It was a waitress. - All right, that's better. 76 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,695 What waitress? 77 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:05,167 - From Riff's? What's her name? Ursula? - Yeah. 78 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,306 - How did that happen? - I don't know. 79 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,909 I'm in there one night. I'm nursing a beer, and she's closing up the joint. 80 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,635 So she's in there by herself? 81 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,542 Yeah, I helped her with this big tray. Carried it into the back. 82 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,912 - In the back of the restaurant there? - Yeah, the kitchen. 83 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:23,545 - So it's, like, hot and steamy? - Very. 84 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:28,026 - So who started it? - Well, I started unbuttoning her shirt. 85 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,628 - And she does what? - She's unbuttoning my shirt. 86 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,856 - You both have no shirts on? - That's right. 87 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:35,865 - She's standing there with no shirt? - That's correct. 88 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,026 - What happens now? - One thing leads to another... 89 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:41,037 ...and, you know, boom. 90 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:45,036 How is it in the kitchen? Is it clean? 91 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,202 - Doorman? - Yes. 92 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,848 - Which one? - Sergio. 93 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,951 - The swarthy one in the morning? - Yeah, that's him. 94 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:56,714 - How did it happen? - Well, he was helping me... 95 00:05:56,889 --> 00:06:00,120 ...with my groceries, and one thing led to another. 96 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:03,854 - And, well, you know me and uniforms. - Wow, Fran! 97 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,294 - I'm probably not. - We'll get you one of those tests. 98 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,956 - Oh, God! - I'm sure you're not. 99 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,295 - Promise me you won't tell Paul. - No, I won't. 100 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,371 - I mean you really can't tell him. - I won't tell him. 101 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,632 Okay. Let's go. 102 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:25,742 Paul. Do me a favor. Don't tell your wife. 103 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,408 - I'd change the names. - Pauly! 104 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,613 All right, I won't. I won't say anything. 105 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,826 - Hello. Hi. Are you okay? - That might be for me. 106 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,491 No, not really. 107 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,068 - Who's that? - Fran. 108 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,672 - You just saw her. - Do you mind? 109 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:52,838 No. Of course I didn't tell him. Did you buy it? 110 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,912 Well, did you use it? 111 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,946 Well, do it in the morning and call me. 112 00:06:57,116 --> 00:07:00,984 - Do what in the morning? - Make oatmeal cookies. 113 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,613 - Why in the morning? - They rise better. 114 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,785 - They rise? - Yes. Hold on a sec. I have another call. 115 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:12,397 Hello. Hi. Hold on. It's Ira. Can he call you right back? 116 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,090 - You know what? That may be important. - You just saw him. 117 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,362 - You're talking about cookies. - I'll talk to you tomorrow. Paul's cranky. 118 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:22,497 - I'm not cranky. - Call me when they're out of the oven. 119 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,735 Hi. No, it's a good time. It's good. 120 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:28,346 - So you're seeing her tomorrow? - Seeing whom? 121 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,641 - What? - Whom is he seeing? 122 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,086 - Did you say "whom"? - Yes. That's correct. 123 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:39,648 Yeah, but, still, you don't say it in a regular sentence like that. 124 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,087 - His bookie. - His bookie? 125 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,492 - Yeah. Do you mind? - He has a woman bookie? 126 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:51,365 It was her father's business, and now she's running the operation, basically. 127 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,665 No, I didn't tell her. I did not. 128 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,435 Good. That's the right thing to do. 129 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,135 All right, so call me tomorrow when you know. All right. 130 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,247 - What's the right thing to do? - What? 131 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,440 You said something was the right thing to do. 132 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,950 You bet. I told him to bet against the Patriots. 133 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,951 - What's the spread? - The what? 134 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:14,422 - How many points are they getting? - A lot. 135 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,256 Honey, maybe he should take the points. 136 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,729 He can't. They've been all taken. 137 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:28,630 We can see that thing we didn't see. 138 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:32,244 No. Why don't we wait, and then we can not rent it. 139 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,880 Why don't you have a seat, and I'll be right with you, okay? 140 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,587 She look a little heavy to you? 141 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,319 - Who? - The waitress. Ursula. 142 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,628 She's a stick. 143 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,831 Looks like she's carrying a little bloat. 144 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:01,603 I just don't want Fran to see anything too sad. 145 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:04,504 - Fran's coming with us? - Can't we stop by and invite her? 146 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,544 I know what will happen. You guys will drag me to a shoe store. 147 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,305 She's had a hard week. 148 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,940 - She's had a hard week since Mark left. - She's had a hard week. 149 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,781 All right, I get it. So we'll make it a Fran thing. 150 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:19,914 - What's a "Fran thing"? - It's like a Lisa thing, only with Fran. 151 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:23,118 Okay. Now, I don't recommend the clam chowder. 152 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,424 - Why? - Yeah. We're out of it. 153 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:34,598 - How you been doing, Ursula? - Good. 154 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,937 - But, like, how you doing? - Good. 155 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,702 Yeah? Okay. 156 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,871 - Really? - Well, except I can't remember... 157 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,779 ...who I lent my mittens to. 158 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,679 Okay. As long as you're okay. 159 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:54,758 Because I want you to know you can always talk to us about anything. 160 00:09:56,062 --> 00:10:00,260 I like to think of us as more than just customers, you know? 161 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,561 Okay. Do you want to order? 162 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,329 - I'll have a chef's salad. - Make it two. 163 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,473 - Okay. - Sure. 164 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,177 We're more than just customers? 165 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,136 Just trying to be nice. 166 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,481 All right. 167 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,984 She has to have thumb surgery. 168 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,554 Thumb surgery? 169 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,063 That's why the mittens are so important. 170 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:40,335 But you don't know, okay? I didn't tell anyone. Her boss doesn't know yet. 171 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,500 - Let me help you with that. - Thanks. 172 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,507 Sure. 173 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,718 - Where does this go? - I don't know. 174 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,355 - Hey, Frannie. - Hey. 175 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,499 - Wow. Nice place. - Yeah, I just had it painted. 176 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,726 - So? - I don't know yet. 177 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,769 I thought you bought one of those pregnancy tests. 178 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:16,396 - I did. But, you know... - Okay. Look, I'll be right here. 179 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,270 Why don't you go take the test. 180 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:23,177 - Okay. Want a beer or something? - No, I'm fine. 181 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,112 I'll get it. 182 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,313 I hope it's not Mark. 183 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,552 Did you notice the doorman? 184 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,883 Yeah, sort of. 185 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,928 Did he look tender to you? 186 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,693 What is the matter with you? 187 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,798 - Fran, you cut your hair. - Pauly. James. 188 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,972 - What are you doing here? - Frannie asked me to come over. 189 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,374 - What for? - To help her. 190 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,742 - With what? - To paint her apartment. 191 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,113 She asked me to paint her apartment. So I said that I would. 192 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,722 - Hi. What are you guys doing here? - We came by to take you to a movie. 193 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,858 Frannie, you go ahead. I can start painting without you. 194 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,994 - What? - Sure. You go, I'll paint. 195 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,459 - That's why I'm here. - Right. Right on. 196 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,689 Ira's gonna help me paint the apartment. 197 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:18,026 - Didn't you just have it painted? - Yes, but I hated the way it came out. 198 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,731 - You told me you loved it. - But in the morning, you can see streaks. 199 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,398 You definitely do not want to see streaks... 200 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,479 ...unless, of course, you're going for that textured finish thing. 201 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,343 - For a textured finish? - Yeah, a textured finish. 202 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,542 - It does look a little streaky. - Where? 203 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,516 Do you want us to help? 204 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,849 - She doesn't want our help. - We don't mind. 205 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,220 - Let's start in the dining room. - Ira, help me get the paint. 206 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,953 Anything you say, boss. 207 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,897 - What, are you kidding me? - Come on. It'll be fun. 208 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,161 Where do you get that painting somebody's house is fun? 209 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,567 What are you, Amish? 210 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,673 Painting? That's what you came up with? 211 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:59,538 Should I say I dropped by to see if I should keep Father's Day open? 212 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,703 - I didn't take the test. - Frannie, what...? 213 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,849 - I can't pee under pressure! - Okay. 214 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,745 I don't want my apartment painted. 215 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,408 - You wanna tell them? - No! 216 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,247 - You got it? - Still looking. 217 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:14,085 - We should move the furniture. - I got it. 218 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,852 - How are you doing? - I'm great. 219 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:19,486 - So you're not...? - I don't know yet. I'm just great, okay? 220 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,190 This is just like when you were pregnant with Ryan. 221 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,359 - What is? - You're all moody. 222 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,437 Yeah, that's it. 223 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,199 - I'm having mood swings. Know what? - What? 224 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:33,209 I don't want my apartment painted anymore. It's a whim. I'm over it. 225 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,643 No. You were right. This will be good... 226 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,911 ...having the place painted, starting fresh. You'll see. 227 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,911 - Since when do you paint apartments? - Since when don't I? 228 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,319 My whole life, you never painted an apartment. 229 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,460 - I've never been asked. - Please. 230 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,254 Look, Pauly... 231 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,829 Come here. Come here. 232 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:58,026 I mentioned to Fran that I may need to pick up a few extra bucks. That's all. 233 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,264 - For what? - I may have responsibilities now. 234 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,466 A kid on the way, maybe twins. 235 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,675 Ursula is having twins? 236 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,644 You never know. It runs in her family. Her uncle did. 237 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,841 She was a little out of it today. More than usual. 238 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,680 - Wait. You saw her? - Yeah, we were in the restaurant. 239 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,289 - Pauly, did you say anything? - What am I, stupid? 240 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:22,860 - We'll need sheets to cover this stuff. - I got it. 241 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,824 Since when does Ira paint apartments? 242 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,363 What do you mean? Since when doesn't he? 243 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,366 You've known him your whole life. Has he ever painted an apartment? 244 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,970 Who knows. Maybe he's never been asked. 245 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,266 - What do you mean? - He... 246 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,071 Come here. 247 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,115 - He needs the money. - He has a job. 248 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,617 Yeah, well, he needs more money than that. 249 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,688 - For what? - Well, he's got debts. 250 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,382 - What kind of debts? - Gambling debts. 251 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,288 - He bet on the Patriots? - Exactly. Right. 252 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,399 I tell him no. What does he do? So now you know, okay? 253 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,865 So just, shh. You don't know. 254 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,035 - How much does he owe? - What? 255 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:14,373 - How much? - A lot. Too much. Whatever. 256 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,014 With these guys, you need the money. 257 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,945 If you don't pay these guys... 258 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,952 ...your whole life you're looking over your shoulder for some guy in a trench coat. 259 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,920 They have guys with a trench coat carrying a chisel. 260 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,082 Oh, my God. Poor Ira. 261 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,195 All right. Now you know. I told you. You know everything. 262 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,297 You don't know, okay? 263 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,065 Meanwhile, I don't see any streaks. 264 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,965 - I do. - Show me streaks. 265 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,596 If Fran wants to have her apartment painted, let it be painted. 266 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,972 - I don't get it. She's so moody. - No, she's not moody. 267 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,603 - Then what is it? - Come here. Come here. 268 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,039 What? 269 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,249 She has to fix the place up. 270 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,117 - For what? - She's going to sell it. 271 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,087 You're kidding. 272 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,625 Wait a second. She rents this place. 273 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,820 Right. She's going to buy it. 274 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:10,697 - You just said she's going to sell it. - She's going to buy it so she can sell it. 275 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:17,240 - Why? - For profit. She's strapped for cash. 276 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,933 - Fran? - She's not working... 277 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,274 ...she's raising a kid, she hasn't seen Mark since filing for divorce. 278 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,938 Wow. Poor Frannie. 279 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,984 - Don't say anything, okay? - You don't say anything to Ira. 280 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,386 Turns out I don't have that much paint left over. 281 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:35,015 - We should use a new color anyway. - What's wrong with this color? 282 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,459 You guys go buy paint, and we'll cover the furniture. 283 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:43,567 - You know what? I'm a little low on cash. - So why don't we wait until next week. 284 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,465 - Great. - You know what? Our treat. 285 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,037 - You're treating me to paint? - We'll treat, yeah. 286 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,232 Because you picked up lunch that time. 287 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,344 - What time? - Next time. Whatever it is. 288 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,241 Come on. 289 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,273 Pauly, this is really my job. 290 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:03,353 - Why don't you guys hit the movies? - No, I want to help. In fact... 291 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,423 - What is this? - For you. I'll never mention it to anybody. 292 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,355 - Pauly. - You need it. 293 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,258 - It would make me feel better, all right? - But l... 294 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,592 Well, if it would make you feel better, what the hell? 295 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,171 Good. Now I don't have to paint the apartment. 296 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,830 Well, we promised Fran. 297 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,943 No, she doesn't really need it. She was just being nice to me. 298 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,579 Trust me, she needs it. 299 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,874 - Really? Why? - Just... 300 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,713 All right, look. 301 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,985 Don't tell my wife I told you... 302 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,853 ...but she has to sell the place quick. 303 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,857 - She does? - Yes. Mark spent every dime... 304 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,962 ...left her with nothing. 305 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,228 - Jeez, this on top of everything else? - All right? 306 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,427 - What do you mean? What else? - Nothing. What you said. 307 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,070 Yeah. You know. 308 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,500 - We're gonna need a ladder. - I'll call downstairs. 309 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,805 - You mean him? - Him who? 310 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:06,644 - Sergio. - Oh, yeah, him. 311 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,114 I gather he's taking no responsibility for this. 312 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,951 None. 313 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,390 Want me to do it, or would it be awkward? I'll tell him what I think. 314 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,962 Yes, that would be too awkward. 315 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,259 You know what, James? I don't need to paint my apartment. 316 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,369 - Yes, you do. - Why do that to Ira? 317 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,028 - Why waste his time? - You're not wasting his time. 318 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,698 - He really wants to do this. - Come on. 319 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,436 Why would Ira want to paint my apartment? 320 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,876 All right, listen. 321 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:43,980 Don't tell Paul I told you, but Ira really needs the money right now. 322 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,646 For what? 323 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:49,089 He's in a little bit of trouble with the Mob. 324 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:53,356 - How deep? - Deep. 325 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,595 - Deep, deep? - He owes money to bookies... 326 00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:02,104 ...and loan sharks. - Oh, my God! Poor Ira. 327 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:06,074 I know. He's like a walking target. 328 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,809 Whoops. I think I spilled some paint on one of your shirts. 329 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,148 Don't worry about it. It's Mark's. 330 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,187 - Should we have used a primer? - By the time it bleeds through... 331 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,524 ...the place will be sold. - Hey, you don't know that. 332 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:29,133 - What are you looking at? - That guy in the black coat. See? 333 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,292 He hasn't moved in about 10 minutes. 334 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:35,099 You don't think he's waiting for Ira, do you? I hear they do that. 335 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,299 Come away from the window. 336 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,068 Honey? 337 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,938 There's a guy in a trench coat. He might be carrying a chisel. 338 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,541 You're not supposed to know about that. 339 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,549 - Did you pee yet? - I'm trying. 340 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,450 I'll go run the faucet. Maybe that will help. 341 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,655 Ira, listen... 342 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:57,317 - What? - Man, I don't even know anymore. 343 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,294 - Hi, is Mrs. Devanow in? - I'll take it. 344 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,959 Thanks. Listen, if you need something else... 345 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,902 I think you've done quite enough. 346 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,603 - Get away from the window! - I'm going. I'm going. 347 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,577 Because you're blocking the view. 348 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,545 What is wrong with you? Did you say anything to her? 349 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,711 - No. Did you say anything to him? - No. 350 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,948 Man, they are acting really strange. 351 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,989 - Did you say anything? - No. Did you? 352 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,493 - No. - Good. I don't want you to worry. 353 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,597 You got enough on your mind. 354 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,699 - So do you. - No, I'm fine. 355 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,028 - Let me write you a check. - What for? 356 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,967 - For painting. - Don't be silly. I'm enjoying myself. 357 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:44,870 - In fact, let me give you some cash. - Stop it! 358 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:47,801 - Oh, God. - What's wrong? 359 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,572 Nothing. Cramps. 360 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,444 - I'm getting cramps! - Yes! 361 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,552 Excuse me. 362 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,211 What was that? 363 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,880 I don't know. I'm never that excited when you get cramps. 364 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,889 Neither am I. 365 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,935 Oh, my God! 366 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,540 - It was Fran? - Ira? 367 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,999 - You knew? - You knew? 368 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:22,135 - I can't believe you lied to me. - You lied to me. 369 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,874 I lied to you? Good. So we're even now. 370 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,278 - Oh, my God. - What? 371 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,352 I was so rude to Sergio. 372 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:34,456 Forget Sergio. I gave Ira 200 bucks. 373 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:39,721 - For what? - Apparently for shtuping Fran. 374 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:46,504 - How stupid are we? - This stupid. 375 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,141 Hand me a roller. 376 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:08,992 - She doesn't want the place painted. - You're not supposed to know that. 377 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:18,794 You guys told me we weren't doing the show this week. 378 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,832 We're not. We're just painting the set. 379 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:27,339 - What for? - Because we're selling it. 380 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,880 - Why? - We need the money. 381 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:35,042 - What for? - Paul owes money to the Mob. 382 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,188 - Really? - Yep. 383 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,381 You want to help us? 384 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:43,016 I'd like to, but I just had thumb surgery. 385 00:22:43,066 --> 00:22:47,616 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31223

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