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- What does the IRS want?
- The usual, money.
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Tonight on "Murder, She Wrote "...
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The IRS can't find
the money we withheld...
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from the first two quarters?
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You saying the IRS doesn't
have two quarters to rub together?
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That's blackmail.
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We may take you house
and your car,
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We may send you to jail.
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But we'd never do anything
as unsavory as blackmail.
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- And what did you get?
- I got rid of Nolan.
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- I've read your stuff.
- Which of my books have you read?
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Books?
I'm talking about your tax returns.
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Put your hands up.
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You must believe me,
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I don't know how the mistake was made.
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Give me time,
I'll get to the bottom of it.
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I've never cheated on my income tax.
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- Never.
- Before now.
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Mr. Yelverton, I'm a consultant
with my ex-wife's company.
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They pay me...
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see line 16, paragraph C.
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Their accountants screwed you,
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I mean, me.
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I'm glad you brought up Edna Hayes.
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Mr. Hayes, in my business,
there are oversights...
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and there are oversights.
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Mr. Hayes, we're not out to get you.
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We want to help you...
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if you will help us.
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- Of course, sir,
- Not your taxes.
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Aunt Edna's Baked Goods...
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claim to have deposited
two million dollars...
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in quarterly withholding taxes.
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Our records indicate otherwise.
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My ex-wife owes you two million?
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More or less.
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Help us to find it, and...
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we'll forget about
your little oversight.
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Mr. Yelverton...
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- that's blackmail.
- Mr. Hayes,
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We'd never do anything
as unsavory as blackmail.
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Edna? It's me, Jessica.
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My plane landed
about 20 minutes ago.
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Jessica!
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My goodness,
can you ever forgive me?
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I forgot to send the car
to the airport,
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I forgot, wait a minute...
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you are on your Midwest
book promotion tour, aren't you?
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Yes.
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At least I remembered something.
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It's just been living hell for me,
what with the IRS hassle, the loan,
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trying to run the plant.
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Now be honest.
Have I come at a bad time?
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You sure have.
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But I can't wait to see you.
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I'll grab a taxi.
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What with 1,500
employees nationwide,
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from whom we collect taxes,
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and then have to pay
the IRS quarterly,
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not the remodeling load comes due,
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so the problem
with the IRS is even more difficult.
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Edna, slow down.
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I've just landed and you've
gotten me up in the air again.
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Now, start at the beginning.
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I wasn't in at the beginning.
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My first recollection
of any problem with the IRS...
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came about a month ago,
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when George Arus,
my vice president,
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stopped me in
the parking lot early one morning.
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- We need to talk.
- What is it, George?
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Well, something's wrong either
in accounting, or payroll,
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or with our auditing firm.
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- It just won't go away.
- Well, what does the IRS want?
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The usual. Money.
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I thought it was just
a misplaced decimal point,
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some snafu that you didn't need
to be bothered about.
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It's an awful lot of paperwork
for a misplaced decimal point.
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That same morning I sat down
with Gail Manning,
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she's head of accounting,
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Richard Wellstood,
our in-house attorney,
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and J.K. Davern,
sales and marketing exec.
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How can the IRS want
two million dollars,
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when we've already paid them?
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What is going
on in the accounting department?
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I don't know. And I've gone
over this with the IRS,
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with our bank in St. Louis,
and with Spencer Prinz.
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Who?
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He's with the auditing firm
that handles...
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the payroll in St. Louis.
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We regularly deposit the
withholding taxes of the employees...
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in St. Louis, and then there, the
money is passed along to the IRS.
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Now, at the end of the fiscal year,
the IRS can't find...
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the money we withheld
from the first two quarters.
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Two million dollars.
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It takes them several quarters
to catch up.
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We're now in the fourth quarter,
and they want quarters one and two.
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You're saying the IRS doesn't
have two quarter to rub together?
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Neither will you, Richard.
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Sorry, Edna.
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But are you prepared to take
on the government in tax court...
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to prove Aunt Edna
doesn't owe Uncle Sam?
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Edna,
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if this were my company,
now is not the time...
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to challenge the IRS.
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If you're planning a takeover,
thanks for the notice.
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I started this firm on 500 bucks
and 24 hour work days.
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No pointy headed bureaucrat
is going to make me...
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roll over and play dead!
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Then the government may very
well take the company away from you.
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And the loan on the plant remodeling
comes due next month.
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What does one thing have
to do with the other?
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Edan, if you have to
pay the IRS twice,
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there's no money
to repay the loan.
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Yes, Dottie?
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It's my ex-husband.
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It's something supposedly important.
Would you excuse me?
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Put him on, okay?
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What is it, Nolan?
I'm a little busy now.
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I hate to bother you, but it's
about our divorce settlement.
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That's why it's called
a settlement,
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because once and for all,
things are settled.
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Thanks to me, you have been hunting
and fishing for the past three years.
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My quarrel's not with you,
it's with the IRS,
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and the consultancy fee you pay me.
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You mean you're in hot water, too?
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They're demanding that I pay taxes...
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on a 300,000 dollar income.
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300,000?
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I thought that the deal we
worked out pays you only one.
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Granted, your divorce
lawyer had me over a barrel,
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but not in it.
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Some fellow in your auditing
firm named Spencer Prinz...
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is supposed to help me out,
but I keep missing him.
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All right, I'll have Gail Manning
deal directly with you,
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not with some nobody auditor.
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Thanks.
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Kind of romantic, isn't it.
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You and me brought back
together by the IRS.
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It's not exactly romantic, Nolan.
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It's more like a shotgun wedding.
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About a week later,
things came to a head,
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when I confronted the IRS.
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A faceless bureaucrat.
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He had a face.
Your worst nightmare.
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Mr. Hayes, stonewalling's not going
to get you anywhere.
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Who's stonewalling?
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I came from Jonesburg
of my own free will.
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Nobody comes here from anywhere
of their own free will.
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Look, I'm asking
for two million dollars.
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In the past, I've been commended
by my superiors in Washington...
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for exacting sums the size
of the annual budget...
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of a third world nation.
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Don't push me.
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I've got a Senator friend
in Washington...
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who can have you sharpening
pencils in a fourth world nation.
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Look,
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Mrs. Hayes has always
paid her fair share.
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She employs 1500 people,
she supports the arts...
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What do you do at
aunt Edna's Pies, Mr...?
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He happens to be
one of my vice presidents.
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- And chief morale officer?
- What's that supposed to mean?
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Look, let's just
settle this whole thing...
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before the lawyers make a killing.
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Nothing personal, Mr. Wellstood.
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He's right. With the loan almost due,
a settlement is worth exploring.
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Absolutely not. That would
be admitting that I'm a thief.
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You said it, not me.
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I will see you in court, buster.
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And if you, or any one
of your cronies,
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has pocketed the money,
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I'll also see you in jail!
Let's go, gentlemen.
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- Then what happened?
- Then the phone rang.
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It was you, at the airport.
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We've known each other since
we were in college together.
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I know that you did not
form this mini-empire...
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by keeping two sets of books.
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I'll fly in from wherever,
and when your case comes up,
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I'll appear as your character witness.
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Very kind of you, but it's going
to take more than kind words...
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to get out of this mess.
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And this is a picture of me
with a Congressman...
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I helped reelect.
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My campaign contributions
helped him buy a houseboat...
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off the coast of Costa Rica.
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And he never even sends me
a Christmas card.
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Excuse me, Edna, Mrs. Fletcher.
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I thought you'd like
to know Spencer Prinz,
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the auditor from St. Louis,
was in this morning.
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J.K. and I had a good session with
him and later he visits the IRS...
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- with the payroll records.
- Better him than me.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Sure.
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- Nolan, good to see you.
- Richard.
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Nolan!
What an unexpected...
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Treat? Hardly befits one's ex,
but hello, Edna.
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Jessica, it's been too long.
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I'm truly sorry that things
didn't work out for you two.
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Thanks.
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Edna, I need to talk to you.
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Alone, if you don't mind.
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If this is about our tax problems,
Jessica knows all about it.
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The IRS is really turning up
the heat on me.
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Let me guess,
they want to cut a deal.
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You divulge pillow talk,
and creative bookkeeping...
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at the highest level,
and in return you're a free man.
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You know I'm no hero,
but let's help each other.
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Whatever you can give them,
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our old returns, cancelled checks,
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and if there's anything I can
turn over to you, call me anytime...
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I shall, Nolan.
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Do you have my car phone number?
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My secretary has it.
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Jessica, stay well.
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What can I say?
It just didn't work out.
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I imagine it was difficult
for him being Mr. Edna Hayes.
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The problem was he
enjoyed being Mr. Edna Hayes.
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We usually conclude our tour
with some dessert.
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Please, no more pastries.
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Where is he?
George, did you see Spencer Prinz?
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No, sorry.
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There he is.
Spencer!
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You forgot the W-4 forms.
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Wait up!
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I'll walk you to your car.
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This message for Edna was laying on
my desk when I came back from lunch.
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- Is she around?
- Here I am.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes. A message.
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Thanks.
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- What does he want now?
- The IRS?
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No, it's Nolan. But he's
running them a close second...
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for Headache of the Week.
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- You'll excuse us.
- Thank, George.
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Jessica, I'm afraid I won't be able
to take you to the concert tonight.
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Don't worry about that.
I'll be perfectly fine.
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But I feel awful, because I know
how much you love Sibelius,
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and I asked them
to play "Findlandia."
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- They take requests?
- We underwrite the season.
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We have to keep
the string section in rosin.
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Pardon me.
I just got the cupcake survey.
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Could I ask you a big favor?
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Could you take Jessica
to the concert tonight?
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Be happy to.
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Two of our bakers are in
the woodwind section.
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They even read music.
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He's dead.
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No wallet on him.
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The car is registered
to an Edna Hayes.
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Dormitory rules
absolutely forbade cooking.
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00:12:50,923 --> 00:12:53,312
So when we baked brownies
in our room,
249
00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:55,798
I hid them under the bed.
250
00:12:55,963 --> 00:13:00,320
My mattress sagged and stuck
to the fudge topping.
251
00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:05,239
And from this humble culinary
beginning, an empire was born.
252
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:12,081
Well, some of us have bosses
to face early tomorrow morning.
253
00:13:12,764 --> 00:13:15,517
Thanks again for joining me
at the concert.
254
00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:20,084
It's after eleven.
That's awfully late.
255
00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:25,080
- Mrs. Hayes?
- Yes?
256
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,479
According to the registration,
257
00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:32,154
Jaguar license place MCR 6475
is registered to you, is that right?
258
00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:37,074
We have a company car that's leased,
you might say, to my ex-husband. Why?
259
00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:40,361
There's been an accident
and the driver has no identification.
260
00:13:40,764 --> 00:13:42,436
Could you come with us, please?
261
00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:43,633
Is it Nolan?
262
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,473
We don't know.
263
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:48,682
- Is he hurt?
- Would you please come with us?
264
00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:00,883
Yes, that's Nolan.
265
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:06,355
Lieutenant,
could you tell me what happened?
266
00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:09,921
No secret,
the railroad tracks are a bad area.
267
00:14:09,964 --> 00:14:12,000
Your husband was driving alone,
268
00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,804
he got a flat,
took out a jack to change it,
269
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:18,280
some thug, thief or wino shot him
and took his wallet.
270
00:14:18,844 --> 00:14:19,833
That's the way it looks.
271
00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:23,519
Of all the times Nolan
thought he could change a tire,
272
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,282
in that neck of the woods.
273
00:14:25,484 --> 00:14:28,920
Was gunfire overheard by anyone,
you know, a witness?
274
00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,480
Nobody lives out there.
We couldn't find a soul.
275
00:14:31,844 --> 00:14:33,436
Edna, you said,
276
00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:37,636
"Of all times, Nolan
thought he could change a tire."
277
00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:38,918
You knew Nolan.
278
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:42,001
He couldn't open a can,
let alone change a flat.
279
00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:46,237
Which makes me think, if he couldn't
change a flat, why was the jack out?
280
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:47,763
Isn't that what you said, lieutenant?
281
00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:50,393
There was no pay phone
or gas station around.
282
00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,878
Mr. Hayes had to give it a try,
wouldn't you say?
283
00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,473
Actually, no.
I certainly wouldn't say.
284
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:58,757
After lunch Nolan said that
you could reach him...
285
00:14:58,804 --> 00:14:59,839
on his car phone.
286
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:03,194
Why didn't he stay
safely in his car,
287
00:15:03,244 --> 00:15:05,394
and call the gas station
or the auto club?
288
00:15:05,444 --> 00:15:08,083
You also said that
nobody lived out there.
289
00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:11,355
So what was he doing driving
out there in the first place?
290
00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:13,913
We plan to run ballistics
and fingerprint tests.
291
00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:16,353
A lot of questions
will be answered then.
292
00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:19,754
How long have you
and the deceased been divorced?
293
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:21,193
Three years.
294
00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:23,601
Was the parting friendly?
295
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,329
These questions hardly come
under the heading...
296
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,924
- of ballistics or fingerprint tests.
- It's all right.
297
00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:32,919
We each got what we wanted
out of the settlement.
298
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:36,122
Nolan got the farm, a car...
299
00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,758
and an annual consultant's fee.
300
00:15:38,884 --> 00:15:40,476
What did you get?
301
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:42,283
Well, I got rid of Nolan.
302
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,037
Right, doc, I got it.
303
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,193
Is that right?
304
00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:55,163
It wasn't a nail, after all?
305
00:15:55,244 --> 00:15:56,996
The tire was slashed?
306
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,157
Look, if you're one of those...
307
00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:04,001
pain-in-the-tail
St. Louis reporters,
308
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:07,116
I still don't have a thing
on the Hayes murder.
309
00:16:08,124 --> 00:16:09,716
I'm Field Director Yelverton,
310
00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:12,358
Internal Revenue Service.
311
00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:15,112
I'll call you back.
312
00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:21,436
Mr. Yelverton, sir.
I thought my IRS problem was over.
313
00:16:21,484 --> 00:16:24,237
They said they wouldn't
repossess my car if I...
314
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:28,163
Relax, Lieutenant.
I'm here about Nolan Hayes' murder.
315
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:30,723
The murder. Great!
316
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:34,360
Coffee? Decaf, tea?
317
00:16:34,684 --> 00:16:37,073
I think we still have a Danish.
318
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,961
No, thank you.
319
00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:42,034
Look, the IRS has lost
a key witness...
320
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,882
in its tax case
against Aunt Edna's Pies.
321
00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:47,392
You may not be aware,
Mrs. Hayes...
322
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,275
owes us two million dollars.
323
00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:50,923
Two million!
324
00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,724
Well, I guess
repossessing her car is out.
325
00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:57,123
- You catch on.
- You say Hayes was a witness?
326
00:16:57,365 --> 00:17:00,084
Are you familiar
with the term "Judas goat"?
327
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:03,442
Sure. And Mrs. Hayes was going
to be the lamb chops.
328
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,920
I'd like to be the first
to hear of any developments.
329
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:09,638
Actually, sir,
the IRS has no jurisdiction...
330
00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:10,834
in the Hayes' murder.
331
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,760
Are you still driving that '84 Buick?
332
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:17,713
I'll be in touch.
333
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,602
Thanks for helping
with Nolan's funeral arrangements.
334
00:17:28,645 --> 00:17:30,522
- He had no one, you know.
- I know.
335
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,874
Mrs. Hayes,
I'd like to have a word with you.
336
00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:35,234
As it goes along with some things
you mentioned, Mrs. Fletcher,
337
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:37,401
- you can join us.
- Right this way.
338
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,641
Did you know your ex was going
to testify against you in tax court?
339
00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:45,482
I'm not surprised.
340
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:49,195
But you're wasting your time
if you think I had motive to kill him.
341
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:53,955
It's only an IRS claim that
Mrs. Hayes owes any money.
342
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:56,076
Sounds to me like
you don't own a car.
343
00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:59,118
My department found blood...
344
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,157
on the Jaguar's rear seat,
and the flat tire got that way...
345
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,241
because of a six inch knife slash.
346
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,198
What are you saying?
347
00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:09,156
That Nolan was killed elsewhere?
348
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,275
About 9 o'clock,
and driven to the tracks.
349
00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:14,204
What about the ballistic tests
that you were going to run?
350
00:18:14,245 --> 00:18:15,803
Waiting word on them now.
351
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:20,236
I'm questioning everyone he knew,
their whereabouts last night.
352
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,880
Miss Manning,
Mr. Arus and Wellstood were...
353
00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:24,916
at home, they say.
354
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:29,637
JK. Davern was at a concert,
with you, Mrs. Fletcher, I believe.
355
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:31,038
That's right.
356
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:35,397
And what about you?
Where were you last night at nine?
357
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,719
I was home alone.
358
00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:39,839
- Is that so?
- Yeah,
359
00:18:40,045 --> 00:18:42,161
I got home around 7:30.
I was waiting for Nolan.
360
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,277
He called the office that afternoon,
said he'd be come home...
361
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,520
by nine. He obviously didn't.
362
00:18:47,645 --> 00:18:51,160
And then Jessica and J.K.
returned about 10:30.
363
00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:55,402
By yourself from 7:30 to 10:30.
That about it?
364
00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:58,121
Can anybody vouch for you, Edna?
365
00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:02,318
A phone call you got? Somebody who
wanted to borrow a cup of something?
366
00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:06,880
Yes, the doorbell rang about nine.
367
00:19:06,925 --> 00:19:10,076
I don't know where he was from,
but it was some delivery man.
368
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,320
He had the wrong house
and he left.
369
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,804
I see.
370
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:18,437
A delivery man you don't know,
from a place you don't know...
371
00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:21,045
didn't drop anything off
at around nine.
372
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,444
Look, lieutenant,
373
00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:25,477
if I thought I needed an alibi,
I would have invited him in.
374
00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:28,756
There may be
a few more questions, so please.
375
00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:31,080
I have a company to run.
376
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,719
You know exactly
where you can find me.
377
00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:35,559
I'll be in touch.
378
00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:40,723
Let me get you a car
to take you to St. Louis.
379
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,161
I don't want you to have to postpone
your radio interview on my account.
380
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:47,880
You have got very
important business to attend to.
381
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,644
Stalling the loan company.
it'll just bore you to death.
382
00:19:50,685 --> 00:19:54,837
I mean Nolan's death,
and your alibi, or lack of it.
383
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,719
You don't really think
that I need an alibi?
384
00:19:57,765 --> 00:20:00,359
It's not important what I think.
385
00:20:00,405 --> 00:20:03,875
Lieutenant Phillips is a man
with a mission. It's his job.
386
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:07,755
This delivery man, was there a sign
on the side of the van?
387
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:10,319
Was he wearing a uniform
from some store?
388
00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:13,163
I don't know, the doorbell rang.
389
00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:16,800
I was expecting Nolan, but
I live alone and you never know.
390
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,403
So I said, "Who is it?"
391
00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:22,597
The voice said,
"Delivery for 485 North Plainview."
392
00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:25,284
I realized he had
the wrong address so I said,
393
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:29,113
"This is 485 South Plainview
and I head him walk away."
394
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:31,840
I knew he was lost so I opened
the door,
395
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:34,718
he was in the shadows by the curb.
396
00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:38,481
I pointed out the right way,
he thanked me and left.
397
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,724
But I could never describe him.
398
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,444
Well it's a start.
399
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,594
It is?
400
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:53,203
Yes, I did get a delivery
the night before last, a pizza.
401
00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:55,364
And where did the pizza come from?
402
00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:58,076
Sons of Sicily, "We deliver".
403
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,640
I was cold enough
to have come from Palermo.
404
00:21:01,286 --> 00:21:03,163
Thanks very much.
405
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,481
Come on Marty.
I got Calzone's on the thing!
406
00:21:12,486 --> 00:21:14,841
Sons of Sicily, this is Sal,
what can I do for you?
407
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,566
Good evening.
My name is Jessica Fletcher.
408
00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:19,318
What's your address?
409
00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:23,120
Actually,
I'm calling about a delivery man.
410
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:27,796
Two nights ago,
he went to 485 North Plainview.
411
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,965
Great, if this is another
complaint about Benny getting lost,
412
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:33,964
- I fired the guy this morning.
- That's too bad.
413
00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:35,994
So what kind of pizza do you want?
414
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:40,597
Actually I want Benny's last name
and a phone number, if you have one.
415
00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:43,365
What do I sound like,
a dating service?
416
00:21:46,006 --> 00:21:47,200
Well?
417
00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:49,762
Looks as if Benny's lost again.
418
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,477
Mrs. Fletcher, Mrs. Hayes...
419
00:21:55,526 --> 00:21:59,121
- You certainly put in a full day!
- Your tax dollars at work.
420
00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:03,119
Mrs. Hayes,
do you happen to own a gun?
421
00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:07,361
Guns frighten me,
I wouldn't have one in the house.
422
00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:12,125
Our ballistics report came through.
A.38 caliber killed your husband.
423
00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,520
I see.
424
00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:17,923
We may not be big city
police like up in St. Louis,
425
00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:19,797
but we know
how to read state records.
426
00:22:20,326 --> 00:22:24,797
A.38 is registered in your name.
Bought about three years ago.
427
00:22:25,326 --> 00:22:28,045
Hayes is a very common name.
Reread your records.
428
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,037
Would you mind if I had
a word alone with Mrs. Hayes?
429
00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:33,681
Why not?
430
00:22:37,686 --> 00:22:41,122
This isn't the dorm-mother asking...
431
00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,396
why we're late for curfew,
it's the police.
432
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,880
Sure. You don't think that
I killed Nolan?
433
00:22:45,926 --> 00:22:47,041
Of course not.
434
00:22:47,086 --> 00:22:50,362
If you tell me that you don't own
a gun, I'll believe it, too.
435
00:22:51,006 --> 00:22:54,362
I cooperated with the IRS
and where did it get me?
436
00:22:56,966 --> 00:22:58,684
I could get a search warrant.
437
00:23:04,686 --> 00:23:06,085
It won't be necessary.
438
00:23:07,446 --> 00:23:09,755
After the divorce,
living along in this big house,
439
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,798
I thought I should have it.
I never fired it.
440
00:23:13,686 --> 00:23:15,836
I'm sorry I lied to you.
441
00:23:15,886 --> 00:23:18,002
I haven't been myself lately.
442
00:23:18,046 --> 00:23:21,641
One bullet has been fired,
pretty recently, too.
443
00:23:21,686 --> 00:23:25,122
- Are you sure?
- Don't take an expert. Smell.
444
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,357
I don't understand it.
445
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:30,203
I never fired that gun.
446
00:23:30,246 --> 00:23:32,202
I have to read you your rights,
Mrs. Hayes.
447
00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:35,160
I've got a 3x5 card someplace
with the exact words.
448
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,434
This is ridiculous.
449
00:23:36,486 --> 00:23:38,761
You can't charge
Mrs. Hayes with murder.
450
00:23:39,526 --> 00:23:40,641
It's kind of funny
451
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:44,315
Before running into you, I was
content with "flat tire and robbery".
452
00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:53,202
Here you go, fresh brewed just
a few minutes ago.
453
00:23:53,326 --> 00:23:55,556
And I brought you some
extra butter for that Danish.
454
00:23:56,766 --> 00:24:00,645
Even from behind bars,
Mrs. Hayes must pay her taxes.
455
00:24:00,686 --> 00:24:02,916
Selling pies from stir won't be easy.
456
00:24:03,446 --> 00:24:06,404
She won't have to lift a finger,
we'll do it for her.
457
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:10,725
Has a nice ring.
Uncle Sam's Baked Goods.
458
00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,565
I'd like to visit Mrs. Hayes.
459
00:24:18,807 --> 00:24:20,399
Will you fill this out, please?
460
00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:22,119
- Yes.
- Thank you.
461
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:29,236
- Mrs. Fletcher.
- Yes.
462
00:24:29,727 --> 00:24:32,639
I've been looking forward to
meeting you, I've read your stuff.
463
00:24:33,687 --> 00:24:36,599
Gerald Yelverton, IRS field director.
464
00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:40,285
You've got a hell of an imagination,
if my opinion counts.
465
00:24:40,327 --> 00:24:43,239
Thank you. Which one
of my books have you read?
466
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:46,439
Your books?
I'm talking about your tax return.
467
00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:52,076
Nothing personal.
Mrs. Hayes has to pay what she owes.
468
00:24:52,127 --> 00:24:53,845
If she owes it.
469
00:24:54,047 --> 00:24:57,642
It occurred to me, if you write
this trip off as a business expense...
470
00:24:57,687 --> 00:25:00,042
the big stores and TV stations are...
471
00:25:00,087 --> 00:25:02,362
in Kansas City and
St. Louis and not around here.
472
00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:06,042
I was under
the impression that what I did...
473
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:09,159
or didn't write off
was my business.
474
00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:11,926
A common misconception.
475
00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:20,281
Excuse me, lieutenant.
476
00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,603
Mrs. Fletcher, still friends I hope.
477
00:25:24,327 --> 00:25:25,442
Lieutenant,
478
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:28,446
This morning I spoke to Edna's
attorney who said...
479
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:31,559
that Edna's gun had been wiped
clean of fingerprints.
480
00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:33,406
So, she wiped them off.
481
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,842
Isn't that what you'd do
after you'd shot someone?
482
00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:38,799
I would've thrown the gun away,
not left it...
483
00:25:38,847 --> 00:25:40,803
by my bed for the police to find.
484
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,043
But if I had been foolish enough
to keep it,
485
00:25:43,087 --> 00:25:46,921
what difference would it make
if my fingerprints were on my gun?
486
00:25:48,287 --> 00:25:52,326
Prints or no prints, it was her gun
and I'm proceeding accordingly.
487
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:58,963
That pizza being delivered,
is it from Sons of Sicily?
488
00:25:59,047 --> 00:26:00,844
No, we usually call Mr. Pizzazz.
489
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,205
And besides those two...
490
00:26:03,247 --> 00:26:06,159
about how many other pizza
places are there in Jonesville?
491
00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:08,039
I don't know, two or three more.
492
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,041
- You hungry?
- Yes, for an alibi.
493
00:26:11,407 --> 00:26:14,444
Would you have a telephone
directory I could look at?
494
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:17,397
- Right here.
- Thanks.
495
00:26:21,687 --> 00:26:23,245
What are you up to?
496
00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:26,720
I've decided I would like
to order some pizza.
497
00:26:27,047 --> 00:26:29,515
If I can find the right man
to deliver it.
498
00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:33,439
Here's Alberto Pizza Emporium,
we deliver.
499
00:26:33,487 --> 00:26:36,399
We'll start there.
If we're lucky, we'll find Benny...
500
00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,358
working for the competition.
501
00:26:43,327 --> 00:26:44,362
Thanks to Mrs. Fletcher,
502
00:26:44,407 --> 00:26:46,796
we found Benny delivering
for the competition.
503
00:26:46,887 --> 00:26:49,765
Check off this box,
we'll return your purse and things.
504
00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:53,517
I was just doing my job, Mrs. Hayes.
You understand.
505
00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:56,923
- Your job?
- His job, Edna.
506
00:26:57,287 --> 00:27:00,563
The way it looks,
a damn clever killer saw to it that...
507
00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:03,963
you were left to twist slowing
in the wind without an alibi.
508
00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:08,603
I helped him, making Jessica go
to the concert with J.K.
509
00:27:13,447 --> 00:27:15,438
- Gail.
- Yes?
510
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:19,037
The other day, you gave Edna
a message that Nolan had called.
511
00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:20,076
Right.
512
00:27:20,127 --> 00:27:22,322
- How did he sound?
- Sound?
513
00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:24,676
Was he nervous, upset?
514
00:27:25,407 --> 00:27:27,159
I didn't actually speak with Nolan,
515
00:27:27,207 --> 00:27:29,641
there was a message on my desk
when I got back from lunch.
516
00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:31,843
Who put it there? Your secretary?
517
00:27:31,927 --> 00:27:34,600
I don't think so. Patty had
a dentist appointment that day.
518
00:27:34,647 --> 00:27:36,717
She left early, took a long lunch.
519
00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:39,198
So anybody could have put it
on your desk.
520
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:42,839
Possibly as part of an attempt
to frame Edna for murder.
521
00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:47,600
It could have been Spencer Prinz,
he's the auditor from St. Louis.
522
00:27:47,847 --> 00:27:49,997
He doesn't come here very often,
but when he does...
523
00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:52,356
he usually works through
lunch when nobody's around.
524
00:27:52,407 --> 00:27:54,716
- Maybe he took the call.
- I'm sure that's what happened.
525
00:27:54,767 --> 00:27:57,042
I told Spencer to use you desk
during lunch because...
526
00:27:57,087 --> 00:27:58,645
he had to go over
some payroll records.
527
00:27:58,727 --> 00:28:02,402
An outside auditor has to get
a phone and desk wherever he can.
528
00:28:02,568 --> 00:28:04,957
Where is this Spencer Prinz?
529
00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:09,398
Probably going back to St. Louis,
he was here a minute ago.
530
00:28:10,528 --> 00:28:12,678
This is almost funny.
531
00:28:12,728 --> 00:28:15,196
If Edna's predicament
wasn't so serious.
532
00:28:15,248 --> 00:28:16,237
What is.
533
00:28:16,288 --> 00:28:18,358
This mysterious Mr. Prinz.
534
00:28:18,408 --> 00:28:21,718
The other day he was here
during lunch, nobody saw him.
535
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,759
Now he's on his way back to St. Louis.
536
00:28:24,168 --> 00:28:25,647
That's where his home office is.
537
00:28:25,848 --> 00:28:30,319
I admit I did catch a glimpse of him,
but the fact is everybody...
538
00:28:30,368 --> 00:28:32,962
sees Spencer Prinz except me.
539
00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:36,126
A little birdie didn't bring
these checks from St. Louis.
540
00:28:36,168 --> 00:28:39,001
- Than you did see him?
- Let me think.
541
00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:43,163
- No.
- He gave the checks to me.
542
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:46,883
The police and
the IRS have both talked to Spencer...
543
00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:48,327
in their offices.
544
00:28:48,608 --> 00:28:51,884
If his car is still here,
you can talk to him too.
545
00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:54,842
Spencer!
546
00:28:55,008 --> 00:28:56,407
Spencer!
547
00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:01,521
There he is.
548
00:29:05,168 --> 00:29:06,487
There he goes.
549
00:29:09,088 --> 00:29:13,127
Gail, get Spencer's home number
and address in St. Louis.
550
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,726
- Yes, sir.
- J.K...
551
00:29:14,768 --> 00:29:16,838
we're going to be late
for that sales meeting.
552
00:29:18,688 --> 00:29:20,679
This is really brutal.
553
00:29:20,728 --> 00:29:23,162
If we pay the loan,
we can't pay the IRS.
554
00:29:23,248 --> 00:29:26,046
If we pay the IRS again,
we can't repay the loan.
555
00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:29,924
Computers, electronic banking,
auditors.
556
00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:33,724
It was simpler when people
actually dealt with money.
557
00:29:34,088 --> 00:29:36,807
These days,
nobody knows a damn thing.
558
00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:39,124
Maybe there is somebody.
559
00:29:39,768 --> 00:29:43,397
Somebody who gets paid
to know everything.
560
00:29:59,528 --> 00:30:02,247
Mrs. Fletcher,
this is indeed a pleasure.
561
00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:05,605
I must say in my 20 years of service,
you're the first person...
562
00:30:05,648 --> 00:30:07,684
to drop in voluntarily.
563
00:30:07,968 --> 00:30:11,847
Thanks. I must confess,
I'm still a little uncomfortable.
564
00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:16,520
Every taxpayer is.
Even relatively honest ones.
565
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,846
Please, sit down.
566
00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:22,359
And unburden yourself
of those two martini lunches...
567
00:30:22,408 --> 00:30:26,287
you used to call "business". I'm
sure we can straighten everything out.
568
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:31,121
I didn't come here
about my tax returns.
569
00:30:31,608 --> 00:30:33,041
Really?
570
00:30:33,168 --> 00:30:36,604
I'm trying to track down
a man named Spencer Prinz.
571
00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,721
Everybody sees and talks
to him but me.
572
00:30:39,768 --> 00:30:41,087
And I need your help.
573
00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:43,881
My help?
Goodness.
574
00:30:44,368 --> 00:30:46,165
Nobody ever asks for my help.
575
00:30:46,728 --> 00:30:50,403
I was told that Spencer Prinz met
with you.
576
00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:56,197
I summoned him with the books
from Aunt Edna's Baked Goods.
577
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:59,246
Naturally, he complied,
they all comply
578
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,320
What was he like?
579
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:05,041
Like all of them. Nervous,
sweaty, afraid to look me...
580
00:31:05,088 --> 00:31:07,761
in the eye. But harmless.
581
00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:10,322
Quiet fellow with glasses and bowtie.
582
00:31:12,168 --> 00:31:16,559
You don't think that cog
in the wheel actually pulled off...
583
00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:19,401
a two million dollar tax swindle
and a murder, too?
584
00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:23,646
Far be it for me to ask you to snoop,
585
00:31:23,968 --> 00:31:26,038
but you want two million dollars,
586
00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:28,244
and the police want
a dangerous killer.
587
00:31:28,608 --> 00:31:32,157
When you think about it,
isn't that the way the IRS...
588
00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:35,723
helped the police
finally nail Al Capone?
589
00:31:37,008 --> 00:31:38,919
Scarface, Al Capone.
590
00:31:39,728 --> 00:31:41,639
Those were the days.
591
00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:46,403
Prinz...
592
00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:49,682
let's see what we've got.
593
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:55,160
This isn't snooping.
This is T-Men in action.
594
00:31:56,489 --> 00:31:58,286
Social security number.
595
00:31:58,969 --> 00:32:02,405
These were
the years he was filing his taxes...
596
00:32:02,449 --> 00:32:07,125
when he was resident in Illinois,
85, 86, up to 87.
597
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,322
I don't like this.
598
00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,128
I don't like this at all.
599
00:32:11,449 --> 00:32:13,246
He paid us every cent he owed us.
600
00:32:13,289 --> 00:32:15,359
And filed early each year.
601
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:21,008
Here's where he transferred to the
auditing firm in St. Louis a year ago.
602
00:32:22,449 --> 00:32:23,802
My mistake.
603
00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:25,358
Wait a minute.
604
00:32:27,009 --> 00:32:27,998
I've lost him.
605
00:32:28,249 --> 00:32:30,638
- In St. Louis?
- Hold on!
606
00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:33,159
Spencer Prinz!
607
00:32:33,889 --> 00:32:36,403
It's not my mistake.
We don't make mistakes.
608
00:32:36,529 --> 00:32:38,247
- It's not lost.
- You found him.
609
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,167
No, you found him for us.
610
00:32:41,769 --> 00:32:43,805
He didn't file this year.
611
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,760
Of course he hasn't. Not someone
who's embezzled two million dollars.
612
00:32:48,329 --> 00:32:51,162
For once, I tend to agree with you.
613
00:32:52,169 --> 00:32:55,161
Excellent.
614
00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:59,608
I'm sure Spencer Prinz will be
easier to jail than Al Capone.
615
00:32:59,649 --> 00:33:02,004
I wouldn't count on that.
616
00:33:02,089 --> 00:33:04,683
First you'll have to find him.
617
00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:12,244
Of course I'm overextended.
618
00:33:12,289 --> 00:33:14,644
But you know what
this business is worth.
619
00:33:14,689 --> 00:33:17,283
All I'm asking for is a short-term...
620
00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:19,968
Yes.
621
00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:23,040
There are jobs at stake here.
622
00:33:23,089 --> 00:33:25,364
I won't throw these people out
of work.
623
00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:29,086
You just have your meeting
with the loan committee,
624
00:33:29,129 --> 00:33:30,960
and call me
when they turn me down.
625
00:33:31,449 --> 00:33:32,882
Even Roy, huh?
626
00:33:33,009 --> 00:33:35,045
That parsimonious jerk.
I don't know how the bank...
627
00:33:35,089 --> 00:33:36,841
stays afloat with him in charge.
628
00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:38,958
Where's Jessica?
629
00:33:39,169 --> 00:33:40,887
I thought you two would go over
the books.
630
00:33:40,929 --> 00:33:45,878
She went to St.
Louis with that police lieutenant.
631
00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:47,528
She's got it in her head,
632
00:33:47,649 --> 00:33:50,004
that he's a figment
of someone's imagination.
633
00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:51,607
I have to tell you...
634
00:33:51,649 --> 00:33:53,560
I'm beginning to agree with her.
635
00:33:57,649 --> 00:34:00,322
He isn't here. What else is new?
636
00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:02,758
Certainly looks as if he had quite
a party last night.
637
00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:04,959
Poker. A bunch of slobs.
638
00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:07,964
Chips on the floor,
rings on the table.
639
00:34:08,009 --> 00:34:10,318
That's what I get paid to do.
640
00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:11,762
When is that last time you saw him?
641
00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:14,004
See him?
I never see him.
642
00:34:14,049 --> 00:34:15,528
- Never?
- No.
643
00:34:15,609 --> 00:34:18,840
A few months ago when he hired me,
but since then never.
644
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:20,959
He's always working whenever I'm here.
645
00:34:21,089 --> 00:34:24,320
He leaves me an envelope
with cash on that table.
646
00:34:24,369 --> 00:34:27,759
I see. And what does he look like?
647
00:34:27,809 --> 00:34:29,367
I don't know...
648
00:34:29,409 --> 00:34:33,288
Medium size, medium build,
649
00:34:33,329 --> 00:34:35,968
glasses, mustache,
650
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:38,962
and he wore a bowtie.
651
00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,082
Mrs. Fletcher...
652
00:34:43,129 --> 00:34:44,881
looks like Prinz is our man after all.
653
00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:48,808
Look, Hayes' wallet, credit cards.
Driver's license.
654
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,006
But this makes no sense.
655
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:53,005
If you embezzle two million dollars,
656
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,563
why would you steal
a wallet but keep it laying around?
657
00:34:55,609 --> 00:34:57,839
It wasn't laying around.
It was hidden.
658
00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:00,604
I'm putting out an APB
on Spencer Prinz.
659
00:35:00,649 --> 00:35:04,164
White male, glasses, moustache,
and bowtie.
660
00:35:04,209 --> 00:35:07,281
I'll also have the local police
both stake out here and the airport.
661
00:35:07,729 --> 00:35:09,287
If it's not too late.
662
00:35:13,289 --> 00:35:15,041
This is like cramming for finals.
663
00:35:15,089 --> 00:35:18,081
Yes, but there's no way
of making it up in summer school.
664
00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:21,007
If we don't find the hidden money
by tomorrow morning,
665
00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:24,681
It must be a power failure.
666
00:35:25,329 --> 00:35:27,399
But this light is on.
667
00:35:28,329 --> 00:35:29,887
Don't move, ladies.
668
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,887
Put your hands up.
669
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,642
And step back.
670
00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:43,328
The ghost returns.
671
00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:45,721
Spencer Prinz, I presume.
672
00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:47,443
That's right.
673
00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:57,205
I'll relieve you of this slightly
incriminating volume and be on my way.
674
00:35:57,850 --> 00:35:59,522
You did steal the money, didn't you?
675
00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:03,882
Yes, and I was forced
to kill your ex-husband.
676
00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,727
He found out what I was doing.
677
00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:07,965
A foolish and greedy man.
678
00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:10,683
Now don't force me to use this again.
679
00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:12,926
Step into the closet.
680
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,358
He's gone.
681
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,208
I'll call 911.
682
00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:38,881
Get a hold lieutenant
Phillips right away...
683
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,807
and have him come to Edna's factory.
684
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:44,001
Tell him we have found
Spencer Prinz and that he is armed.
685
00:36:44,730 --> 00:36:45,879
Be careful.
686
00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:48,524
- Come on.
- The man has a gun!
687
00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:50,009
That was a shot!
688
00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:55,882
Richard, what happened?
689
00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,606
I came by
to help you go through the books.
690
00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,920
I saw Spencer running toward me.
691
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,403
He had a gun.
692
00:37:03,650 --> 00:37:05,208
He told me to freeze.
693
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:08,209
As he was going by me
to get in his car...
694
00:37:09,650 --> 00:37:13,006
I don't know where I got the courage,
I tackled him.
695
00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:15,088
We fought for his gun.
696
00:37:16,450 --> 00:37:17,565
And it went off.
697
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:22,126
I've never even held a gun.
698
00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:24,769
In my life.
699
00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:27,042
Much less, kill a man.
700
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,804
That's odd, look at his hair.
701
00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:32,682
It looks like a wig.
702
00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:38,162
It's J.K. Davern.
703
00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:43,124
He was Spencer Prinz?
He killed Nolan?
704
00:37:45,050 --> 00:37:46,244
This is unbelievable.
705
00:37:47,730 --> 00:37:49,049
He had me completely fooled.
706
00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:54,159
When you think about it,
it makes perfect sense.
707
00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:58,361
J.K. designed our computer marketing,
and billing.
708
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,128
Our payroll systems.
709
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:02,600
He could have easily
buried two million dollars.
710
00:38:02,770 --> 00:38:07,241
Edna, the gun. Please pick it up.
711
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,527
Be careful with that, Edna.
712
00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:12,367
I want you to cover Richard.
713
00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:15,122
Cover me?
That's ridiculous.
714
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:18,048
- What?
- Now! Do it!
715
00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,569
If you say so.
716
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:21,009
Don't be absurd!
717
00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:26,088
I shot Prinz, I mean J.K.,
but it was self defense.
718
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:27,723
- Obviously.
- No, Richard.
719
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,887
What is obvious has
finally got through to me.
720
00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:33,888
Unless my eyes are totally gone,
721
00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:36,444
the gun you said that
you picked up from J.K...
722
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:39,402
is not the same gun that
was pointed at us inside.
723
00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:41,004
Of course it is.
724
00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:43,567
It was less than a minute.
725
00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:46,682
From the time we heard
the shot until we got here.
726
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,044
30 seconds isn't much time
to hide a gun.
727
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,483
I know guns.
728
00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,920
Especially when one's pointed at me.
729
00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:06,688
And I'm staring down its barrel.
730
00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:10,808
There are two guns there, Wellstood,
how do you explain that?
731
00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:12,245
I don't.
732
00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:15,839
What must have happened
is Spencer Prince, sorry, J.K...
733
00:39:15,891 --> 00:39:17,882
left the bakery, pocketed the gun...
734
00:39:17,931 --> 00:39:20,161
and then was shot by
Richard point blank.
735
00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:24,204
Richard hid J.K.'s gun in the waste
barrel and tried to make us believe...
736
00:39:24,251 --> 00:39:26,367
the gun he brought was the one...
737
00:39:26,411 --> 00:39:28,288
- J.K. threatened us with.
- Total nonsense.
738
00:39:28,331 --> 00:39:30,003
I don't deny shooting Spencer Prinz,
739
00:39:30,051 --> 00:39:33,760
but I was as surprised an anyone
to learn he was really J.K. Davern.
740
00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:34,886
No.
741
00:39:34,931 --> 00:39:38,526
I think that you and J.K.
tried out...
742
00:39:38,571 --> 00:39:42,007
the fictitious Spencer Prinz
one more time for my benefit.
743
00:39:42,051 --> 00:39:45,760
Jessica was
the only one curious enough...
744
00:39:45,811 --> 00:39:47,722
to want a face
to face encounter with him.
745
00:39:47,771 --> 00:39:51,002
It seemed odd that
the outside auditor's appearances...
746
00:39:51,051 --> 00:39:53,121
at Edna's company were limited,
747
00:39:53,171 --> 00:39:55,890
and always verified by you, Richard.
Or by J.K.
748
00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:59,921
In other words, it took two men
to create the third employee.
749
00:39:59,971 --> 00:40:02,280
An illusive man, with an apartment,
a maid,
750
00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:04,561
a car and a passion for bowties.
751
00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:08,648
My first glimpse of Spencer
Prinz was from quite a distance...
752
00:40:08,691 --> 00:40:11,330
when you called to him that
he'd forgot the W-4 forms.
753
00:40:11,371 --> 00:40:13,327
And offered to walk him to his car.
754
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,845
A few days later when my
curiosity about Spencer Prinz grew...
755
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:20,089
this time it was you, Richard,
who dressed up as Spencer.
756
00:40:20,531 --> 00:40:24,410
J.K. tried to stop Spencer
before he drove back to St. Louis.
757
00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:27,329
But as usual,
we were all a few steps behind.
758
00:40:27,611 --> 00:40:32,048
And as usual, either you or your
partner were vouching for him.
759
00:40:32,651 --> 00:40:37,247
The catch was that no one ever
saw all three of you together.
760
00:40:37,331 --> 00:40:39,526
There's something wrong, Jessica.
761
00:40:39,891 --> 00:40:44,601
J.K. escorted you to the concert,
the night that Nolan was killed.
762
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,642
So he couldn't have killed Nolan.
763
00:40:46,691 --> 00:40:50,525
Yet he confessed the murder
to us that night in our office.
764
00:40:50,571 --> 00:40:53,085
Yes, but when he confessed,
he didn't know...
765
00:40:53,131 --> 00:40:55,167
that he would be double-crossed.
766
00:40:55,571 --> 00:40:58,244
Lieutenant,
you can't take any of this seriously.
767
00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:01,522
That's where you're wrong. I buy
it and I think the D.A. will too.
768
00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:04,043
Would you like
to call your lawyer now?
769
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,367
Or maybe you'd like
to tell us how it happened.
770
00:41:06,771 --> 00:41:08,329
He might go easier on you.
771
00:41:20,531 --> 00:41:21,725
Damn it.
772
00:41:23,331 --> 00:41:24,730
We were so close.
773
00:41:37,051 --> 00:41:40,123
Only J.K.
and I knew the real Spencer Prinz,
774
00:41:40,171 --> 00:41:45,120
who was about to transfer from
Chicago to St. Louis a year ago.
775
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,641
A week before he was due to arrive,
776
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:51,690
he died of a heart attack.
777
00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:56,810
That's when we hatched
the scheme to steal...
778
00:41:56,851 --> 00:41:59,684
the tax deposits by
keeping Spencer alive.
779
00:42:00,091 --> 00:42:03,720
When the fiscal year was up,
Spencer would disappear with no trace...
780
00:42:04,971 --> 00:42:06,563
taking with him all the blame.
781
00:42:08,091 --> 00:42:10,161
- And two million dollars.
- Okay,
782
00:42:10,211 --> 00:42:13,726
- but why did you have to kill Nolan.
- J.K. got greedy.
783
00:42:14,011 --> 00:42:18,368
He forged a $200,00 payroll check to
Nolan who and cashed it to himself.
784
00:42:19,011 --> 00:42:22,560
I figured it would take the IRS
forever to catch up with the problems...
785
00:42:23,731 --> 00:42:25,005
It didn't.
786
00:42:25,091 --> 00:42:27,924
Nolan was desperate for answers.
787
00:42:28,931 --> 00:42:31,365
So after getting the runaround
from Spencer Prinz by phone,
788
00:42:31,411 --> 00:42:33,800
he came to our office
to see Spencer in person.
789
00:42:34,811 --> 00:42:37,006
One of the secretaries must
have told him Prinz just left.
790
00:42:37,171 --> 00:42:39,207
Nolan tried to catch up to him.
791
00:42:39,451 --> 00:42:42,363
J.K. was taking his turn as Spencer.
792
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:46,207
Getting into the rental car to
pretend to drive back to St. Louis,
793
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,964
His wig was
accidentally knocked loose.
794
00:42:49,051 --> 00:42:52,930
As he replaced it,
he didn't see Nolan staring at him.
795
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,563
Observing the metamorphosis.
796
00:42:54,851 --> 00:42:56,887
Nolan turned and ran back inside.
797
00:42:57,411 --> 00:42:59,845
That's when he made
his fatal mistake.
798
00:43:01,132 --> 00:43:03,407
He came directly to me and said,
799
00:43:04,132 --> 00:43:06,282
"No wonder
Edna was having problems,
800
00:43:06,372 --> 00:43:08,283
never mind two sets of books,
801
00:43:09,012 --> 00:43:11,082
her company has
two sets of employees."
802
00:43:11,332 --> 00:43:13,527
- We had to act quickly.
- Of course.
803
00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:15,802
And since Nolan was making waves
for Edna,
804
00:43:15,852 --> 00:43:18,207
why not frame her for the murder.
805
00:43:19,532 --> 00:43:22,649
We set up the bogus telephone
message leaving Edna without an alibi.
806
00:43:23,972 --> 00:43:26,486
I went to her house,
entered through a rear window,
807
00:43:28,012 --> 00:43:31,288
and took the gun we all
new she kept in her drawer.
808
00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,250
I drove out to Nolan's farm.
I called in to him.
809
00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:36,925
He came out.
810
00:43:38,972 --> 00:43:40,564
Surprised to see me.
811
00:43:43,812 --> 00:43:45,131
I shot him.
812
00:43:46,652 --> 00:43:48,370
Put his body in the car.
813
00:43:49,852 --> 00:43:53,049
Drove to the tracks,
took out the jack,
814
00:43:54,692 --> 00:43:56,887
made it all look like a flat tire
and robbery.
815
00:43:58,572 --> 00:44:00,130
I returned the gun to your house...
816
00:44:00,172 --> 00:44:02,003
while you were with the police.
817
00:44:02,252 --> 00:44:05,608
Once Mrs. Fletcher got you off
the hot seat, and became suspicious...
818
00:44:05,652 --> 00:44:07,449
of Spencer Prinz...
819
00:44:08,652 --> 00:44:12,247
we shifted the blame
from embezzlement and murder,
820
00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:15,884
to the perfect fall guy.
821
00:44:17,932 --> 00:44:19,604
The man who didn't exist.
822
00:44:39,972 --> 00:44:41,246
We came close.
823
00:44:42,172 --> 00:44:44,447
The IRS has billions.
824
00:44:44,692 --> 00:44:46,523
Edna has millions.
825
00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:49,842
J.K. and me, we just...
826
00:44:50,572 --> 00:44:52,244
wanted a piece of the pie.
827
00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:56,844
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