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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Girls, feel...
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the electricity.
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That is event television coming together.
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It is a special live broadcast called...
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Sing it Live
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- And I just...
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Yeah, oh
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(Vocalizing)
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Yeah
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- You good?
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
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Millions of people will be
watching and I am thrilled!
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And look at me. Closer.
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I am terrified.
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You're not the only one.
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Are you terrified because on live
TV there's no way to fix a mistake?
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Because that would terrify me.
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Now, I'm really scared.
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This week, don't even
say the word "mistake."
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Okay. Why don't we start rehearsing?
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Yes. Great. Right.
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The three of you are about to
stop the sale of Monahan Academy
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to the evil developer, Larrabee Peaslee.
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The live episode is so huge.
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We got a superstar to
play Larrabee Peaslee.
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Justin Timberlake is flying
out from New York tonight.
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Both: Can we meet him? Can we meet him?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Justin is also hosting the show,
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so in between scenes, he'll
explain what's going on backstage,
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interact with the live audience,
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and stand there looking
all... Timbery and Lakey.
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Let's rehearse Liv's show-stopping,
Broadway-will-be-calling song.
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Liv, you go to the top of the stairs
for your entrance and you descend.
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Singing, like honey poured over thunder.
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Um, about that, um...
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So, my throat has been bothering me lately
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and I was hoping to save
my voice for the live show.
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You know, gotta make sure I have
all that honey for all that thunder.
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(Both laugh)
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Of course.
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Of course, you do what you have to do.
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Because you are the fantastic Liv Rooney.
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And you always deliver.
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She is good enough for Justin Timberlake.
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Are the rest of you!
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Your throat's been bothering you for weeks.
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That can't be good.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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We've just been rehearsing a
lot, you know, it's just tired.
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So totally normal.
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This isn't normal.
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She sings every time we rehearse.
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I'm really worried about her, Priya.
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I should say something to her mom.
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I think it's a mistake not to.
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Who just said "mistake"?
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- Run!
- Oh, no.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... B... Better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Hey.
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Why is everybody staring at me?
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We want to talk to you about your throat.
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Sorry, Liv, I'm really worried about you.
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I had to say something.
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Oh.
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Well, Ruby...
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I really appreciate your concern,
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but I think you're all overreacting.
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Oh, are we, Liv? Are we?
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Okay. Okay. Yeah, I am. I am.
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Really, my voice is just
tired from a long season.
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I'm fine.
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Liv, honey, I made you an
appointment to see the doctor.
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Yeah, and Liv, you're going
so do not even try to fight.
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Okay, I'll go.
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Liv, I said...
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Really?
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Well, that was easier
than I thought it would be.
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I mean, I'm pretty positive
that everything's fine,
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but if it will make you
guys feel better, I'll go.
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It sounds like you are under reacting.
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Joey, overreact.
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Okay. This isn't about us,
Liv, this is about you!
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- Nailed that.
- Oh, thanks, buddy.
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Oh.
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Thanks for driving me, Joey.
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Uh-huh, yeah. Where's Justin Timberlake?
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(Sighs)
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J.T.'s flight got delayed.
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(Groans)
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We've been practicing
our cool guy handshake.
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Starts up here,
ends... ba-cha!
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Right down here in friendship town.
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You know, I think I saw a cool
guy somewhere not on this set.
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Why don't you guys go find him?
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Okay. Ruby, in this scene,
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you sneak back into the theater using
the elaborate tunnels you've built
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under Monahan Academy.
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Whoa. Sounds like the Parker Tunnels.
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You call them the Sasha Tunnels.
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They're exactly the Parker Tunnels.
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You're putting my tunnels on TV?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Yeah, how much am I getting paid?
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What if I make you famous?
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- I'm listening.
- And I am standing next to him.
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During the live show, we'll
be cutting to viewers at home.
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We can send a camera to your house and
give you thirty seconds of airtime.
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You'll become semi-celebrities.
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Both:
We're going to
be semi-celebrities
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We're going to be semi-celebrities
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We're going... to
be semi-celebrities
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Oh! We're going to
be semi-celebrities
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We're going to be semi-celebrities
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Your cousins are buffoons.
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We're going... to
be semi-celebrities
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It's you guys. I thought it was
Liv, finally home from the doctor.
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- She's not back yet?
- No.
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- Is that bad?
- I mean, it can't be good.
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Doctors never say, "Everything's fine.
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Just, why don't you stick
around all afternoon."
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Okay, Joey, you're freaking me out.
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Hey! Hey, what
happened? What did the...
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What'd the doctor say?
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Um...
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Mom, can you say?
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So...
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Liv has vocal nodes.
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They're like little
blisters on your vocal chords
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and if you don't treat them,
they can destroy your voice.
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Okay. How do you treat them?
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(Smacks lips) Um...
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I need a surgery.
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Basically, as soon as possible.
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Whoa.
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Um...
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but then, you'll be okay after that?
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I don't know.
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There's a chance that my singing voice
may never come back after the surgery.
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Julie Andrews had it done, and she was
never able to sing the same way again.
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But Adele had it, and she
got her voice back completely.
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So sweetie, we just... We just
have to hope for the best.
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The doctor told me to
stop singing now to...
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prevent any further damage.
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Liv, I'm so sorry.
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What about the live show tomorrow?
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I'm gonna have to tell Gemma
that I can't do
Sing...
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Sing it Live.
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She didn't sing it?
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Well, don't tell me I'm
overreacting now. This is bad!
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Okay, five minutes to tech rehearsal.
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Camera three, check your back focus.
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Hey, Gemma.
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Oh.
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Um, there's something that
I need to talk to you about.
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Oh, anything for my star.
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(Phone chimes)
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Oh, one sec.
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Okay.
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No!
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Oh, uh, what's up with my girl?
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Um... was that something important?
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Mm-mm.
Mm-hmm.
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Justin Timberlake's plane is grounded
in New York because... Who cares why!
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He's not gonna get here on time.
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I mean, my career is
ruined. The show is ruined.
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(Sighs)
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I mean...
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I'm sure it's not that bad.
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You're right.
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I still have you.
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My rock.
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My golden-throated song bird.
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This is a triumphant moment.
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I mean, the whole world will hear Liv
Rooney's magnificent singing voice.
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Now, what did you want to say to me?
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Just...
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that tonight is gonna be so amazing.
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And I can't wait to sing.
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Oh, Liv, you give me strength.
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Everyone, get on your phones!
We need a new Larrabee Peaslee.
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Find me a major celebrity or just
someone who looks like Justin Timberlake!
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Liv, honey, you cannot do the show.
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I know, Mom, and I hear you,
but you don't understand.
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I have to sing.
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Munch, I have a plan for the thirty
seconds of airtime Gemma has given us on
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(Out of tune)
Sing it Live
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No. We are going to launch an empire.
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A yoyo empire?
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Whoa... (Clicking tongue)
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Can I get through one plan without you
interrupting me with your tom-foolery?
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You have your strengths, I have mine.
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We will use our time on TV to
advertise my newest invention.
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It's underwear...
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that makes your farts smell like bacon.
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I call them...
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Bacon Briefs.
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I call them the thing that's
gonna get you into Heaven.
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(Sniffs) Oh, dude, we put these on
TV and we're gonna sell so many.
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But, it's a super gross product, so
we have to keep our message classy.
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Mm. M'kay, that makes
sense. That makes sense.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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A classy slogan just came to me.
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Release the fog...
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smell the hog.
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Not gonna lie, I love it!
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But I think that we have to
go even a little classier.
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Okay, I understand.
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I don't know if I can grow a mustache
by tonight, but I will definitely try.
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(Grunts)
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Titles are rolling. Okay,
we have thirty seconds
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before we go live to the whole country.
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So, who'd you get to replace Justin
Timberlake as host of the show?
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Was Hugh Jackman available?
Because I'm a fan.
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Better.
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We got a star who really understands
the gravitas of live television.
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All right, people, come on. And...
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Cue the host.
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- (Cheers and applause)
- Hello, America!
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That includes you, Puerto
Rico, Guam, and American Samoa!
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You hired your husband to host the show?
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Karen, he was the best man for the job.
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He's the best man for every job.
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I'm your host, Johnny Nimbus.
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And I got a question for you.
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Are you ready to
Sing it Live?
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Well, let's take a trip
over to Monahan Academy.
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(Cheers and applause)
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What's wrong?
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The Monahan Academy Talent Show is tonight.
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I thought you'd be so excited.
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How can I be excited?
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Larrabee Peaslee is going
to close Monahan Academy.
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No, we are not going to let that happen.
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00:13:36,519 --> 00:13:39,187
That rich jerk is gonna
be at the show tonight.
256
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:41,489
We could steal the documents that
prove that he doesn't own the school
257
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,357
and show everyone what a liar he is.
258
00:13:43,359 --> 00:13:44,992
How?
259
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:47,428
Through the power of two.
260
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Side by side
261
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Shoulder to shoulder
262
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Both:
We're suddenly
smarter and braver and bolder
263
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A little bit younger...
264
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Ready Camera Two, go to two.
265
00:13:58,775 --> 00:14:01,843
Mom! I thought Liv wasn't gonna sing?
266
00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:04,111
She didn't want to let everyone down.
267
00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:07,215
(Scoffs) But the doctor said that
singing could make things so much worse
268
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and she still has that gigantic
song at the end of the show.
269
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,986
I know, and I tried to stop
her but she would not listen.
270
00:14:11,988 --> 00:14:14,522
All right, I'm her twin.
Let me go talk to her.
271
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Ruby and Liv:
Power of two
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And go to commercial break.
273
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We just nailed that act break.
274
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All of America can't wait
to see what happens next.
275
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(Cheers and applause)
276
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Wow!
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Welcome back to
Sing it Live
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Hey, everybody, we are getting
ever so close to that big finish.
279
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But first, let's check in with
some fans watching at home.
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We'll swing on out to Santa Luego,
California and meet Joey and Parker.
281
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:48,589
Hey boys! Oh, you are looking classy.
282
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(Classical music plays)
283
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,226
Why thank you, Mr. Nimbus.
284
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:55,930
Oh. Oh, dear.
285
00:14:57,866 --> 00:15:00,268
- Ooh.
- What's the rumpus, chum?
286
00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:03,604
Oh, the rumpus is coming from my rump.
287
00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:05,940
Oh. Oh.
288
00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:10,077
I do believe I may ruin our tea with
a noxious emission from my posterior.
289
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:15,950
Worry not, old sport.
Slap on some Bacon Briefs.
290
00:15:15,952 --> 00:15:18,452
Oh.
291
00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:24,358
I give them thirty seconds of air
time and this is what they do with it?
292
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,696
Each pair of underwear transforms the
odor of your body's gaseous expulsions
293
00:15:28,698 --> 00:15:31,866
into the delicious smell of bacon.
294
00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,303
Oh, my word.
295
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:39,140
They turn flatulence... (Sniffs)
296
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:40,408
into decadence.
297
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:44,245
You can trust the strips and let one rip.
298
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:47,615
Joey: I cannot wait to try this
marvelous invention at home...
299
00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:50,451
Karen Rooney, your sons are disgusting.
300
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:54,956
Bacon Briefs? Oh, how about it, folks?
301
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,291
I smell a gold mine!
302
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,428
All right, let's get back to the show
303
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:03,597
because the Monahan kids are
gonna try to save their school
304
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:04,966
at the talent show.
305
00:16:04,968 --> 00:16:07,902
We have one more scene
before Liv takes the stage
306
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:10,404
and ends our show with the
beautiful sound of her singing.
307
00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:12,239
Um...
308
00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:14,575
Gemma, about that.
309
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,243
What?
310
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:19,647
What has your horrible,
horrible family done to me now?
311
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:26,120
Liv needs throat surgery and Maddie
has gone to stop her from singing.
312
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:27,655
What?
313
00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:31,459
Ah, the guests are arriving here at
Monahan Academy for the talent show.
314
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:36,464
Including the diabolical Larrabee Peaslee
who recently purchased the school.
315
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:41,168
In fact... I believe I see him now.
316
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,375
(With accent) Hello.
317
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Larrabee Peaslee here.
318
00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:50,259
(Booing)
319
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:53,381
I do hope that you're enjoying
your little talent show.
320
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:57,051
For it will be the last
one ever at Monahan Academy.
321
00:16:57,053 --> 00:17:00,221
For I plan on bulldozing it tomorrow.
322
00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:01,822
(Laughs evilly)
323
00:17:01,824 --> 00:17:07,294
- Wow, he's really... horrible. Oh.
- Magnificent. Oh.
324
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:15,703
For my first illusion, I
will make Sasha... disappear.
325
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:27,281
North, South, East, Westo,
disappear with a presto!
326
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,993
Priya: She's lost in the Netherworld...
327
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:40,327
- Liv.
- Maddie.
328
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:42,730
What are you doing here?
It's almost my cue to sing.
329
00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:44,231
I'm not letting you sing.
330
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:45,766
Presto!
331
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:53,107
This magic trick isn't
the only trick tonight.
332
00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:56,210
These documents are phony.
333
00:17:56,212 --> 00:18:00,214
Larrabee Peaslee doesn't
own Monahan Academy.
334
00:18:00,216 --> 00:18:02,450
- (Sputters) But I...
- (Crowd booing)
335
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:05,920
You miserable kids ruined my perfect plan!
336
00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:10,357
Monahan Academy lives to fight another day.
337
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:17,264
And now, the grand finale of the
talent show, Stephanie Einstein!
338
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:26,307
Maddie, that's my cue. I have
to get out there and sing.
339
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:28,375
Liv, you could ruin your voice!
340
00:18:28,377 --> 00:18:29,477
Forever!
341
00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:31,946
Where's Liv?
342
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:34,348
This is dead air going
out to a national audience.
343
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,484
(Clears throat)
344
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:40,754
Little girl, you know, this
reminds old Larrabee of the tale
345
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:43,524
of the elephant and the
snow globe. Ever heard of it?
346
00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,260
Well, I should tell you then.
347
00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:50,831
You see, there was a brave elephant
who wanted to cross the Himalayas.
348
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,833
What is he doing?
349
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:57,071
He is filling the dead air with
sweet, sweet Nimbus nonsense.
350
00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:58,339
He's saving the show?
351
00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:00,307
Back off, Karen. He is mine.
352
00:19:02,477 --> 00:19:04,612
Singing is so important to you.
353
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:06,780
Do you really want to risk your voice?
354
00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:10,618
It may never come back anyway.
355
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,953
The doctor said there's
no guarantee that my voice
356
00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:16,857
is even gonna be okay after the surgery.
357
00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:20,294
Liv, just please don't do this just because
you think everyone's counting on you.
358
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:22,263
No, I'm not, Maddie.
359
00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:24,198
I'm doing this for me.
360
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,768
Am I scared? I'm so scared.
361
00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:32,940
But this may be the last
song that I ever sing.
362
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:37,344
You know, I have to sing it.
363
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:45,786
Hey, Liv.
364
00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:47,321
Yeah?
365
00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:48,522
You knock 'em dead.
366
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:56,230
So the elephant is trying to
step on the snow globe. He was...
367
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:02,736
Uh, but he decided snow
globes need love too.
368
00:20:02,738 --> 00:20:04,505
The end.
369
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,208
Uh, Sasha, I believe you
were saying something.
370
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,442
Oh, um...
371
00:20:11,246 --> 00:20:16,951
And now, for the grand finale of our
talent show, Stephanie Einstein!
372
00:20:26,394 --> 00:20:29,430
Everybody told me walk away
373
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:32,399
It isn't worth the fight
374
00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:37,004
Don't make waves and don't look back
375
00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:40,074
And you'll be fine, yeah, right
376
00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:43,510
Turns out that's not who I am
377
00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:46,280
Or who I want to be
378
00:20:47,382 --> 00:20:50,184
So I'm gonna try to simplify
379
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:54,588
And be the perfectly imperfect me
380
00:20:54,590 --> 00:21:01,629
I'm flying blind but I
know I'll find my destiny
381
00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:04,465
I'm ready to do whatever it takes
382
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,667
My destiny
383
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:13,941
And I'm not afraid of making
mistakes, it might not be smart
384
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:19,280
To lead with my heart but
that's how it's gonna be
385
00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:24,451
No dream too small
386
00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:27,588
Giving it my all
387
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,224
That's my destiny
388
00:21:32,127 --> 00:21:34,628
Every day's a crazy ride
389
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:38,499
But I'll stay strong because I...
390
00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:45,839
I decide my destiny
391
00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:53,347
Facing a long and
difficult climb, my destiny
392
00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:57,851
Learning to trust
the mysteries of time
393
00:21:57,853 --> 00:21:59,620
There's not much of a plot
394
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,588
So like it or not
395
00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:06,627
Gonna have to wait and see
396
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,596
I'll rise, I'll fall
397
00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:13,667
And heed the call
398
00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:16,537
That's my destiny
399
00:22:19,374 --> 00:22:21,108
(Cheers and applause)
400
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:29,650
That was incredible!
401
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,486
Thanks for watching. Good
night, America. And Guam.
402
00:22:32,488 --> 00:22:34,555
- I love you, Johnny Nimbus!
- Oh, Gemma, Gemma.
403
00:22:35,957 --> 00:22:37,358
Liv, you did it.
404
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,727
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
405
00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:43,197
Something happened.
406
00:22:43,199 --> 00:22:44,565
It's bad.
407
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,634
Okay. Okay, we'll get you to a hospital.
408
00:23:01,983 --> 00:23:03,584
(Sighs) Okay.
409
00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:06,220
How many Bacon Brief
orders do we have so far?
410
00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:08,555
Uh, 937,000.
411
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:12,393
Awesome. And how many pairs have we made?
412
00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:14,595
Three.
413
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:18,599
Okay, so in...
414
00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:20,033
(Punching buttons on calculator)
415
00:23:20,035 --> 00:23:23,170
10,268 years...
416
00:23:24,672 --> 00:23:27,341
Dude, we are going to be so rich!
417
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:30,064
Parker: What's the rumpus, chum?
418
00:23:30,114 --> 00:23:34,664
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