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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:32,888 --> 00:00:36,123 Okay, this one is for the pink phone! Smile. 3 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:38,392 And this one's for the green phone. 4 00:00:38,394 --> 00:00:41,428 No, can't work that one. Okay. Pink, text green. 5 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:44,298 - Okay. - Thank you guys so much! 6 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,800 I always love meeting the fans! 7 00:00:45,802 --> 00:00:48,435 And thank you, Mom, for being such a great sport. 8 00:00:48,437 --> 00:00:51,138 Oh, I love seeing people love my daughter. 9 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:54,074 Besides, it's a hot day, so standing in your shadow is refreshing. 10 00:00:54,076 --> 00:00:57,278 - (Laughs) - It's you! You're here! 11 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,914 It is, I am! (Laughs) 12 00:00:59,916 --> 00:01:03,784 Are you a fan of Voltage or... Sing it Louder ? 13 00:01:03,786 --> 00:01:06,420 No. Not you! 14 00:01:06,422 --> 00:01:09,190 This alluring brunette. 15 00:01:09,192 --> 00:01:12,026 Alluring? Been a long time since anyone called me that. 16 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:14,695 Marlowe Sullivan, Flash Modeling Agency. 17 00:01:14,697 --> 00:01:16,630 I have been scouring Southern California 18 00:01:16,632 --> 00:01:19,033 for a model to be in our next campaign. 19 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:22,837 And you have the face. 20 00:01:22,839 --> 00:01:25,773 - Call me. - (Gasps) 21 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:27,174 I'm gonna make you a star. 22 00:01:29,811 --> 00:01:31,145 Would you look at that? 23 00:01:31,147 --> 00:01:33,380 One minute, I'm snapping photos for my daughter, 24 00:01:33,382 --> 00:01:35,282 and the next, I'm a world-class model. 25 00:01:35,284 --> 00:01:37,418 Ain't that a kick in the camera. 26 00:01:39,287 --> 00:01:41,789 Yeah. Mom, that's a scam. 27 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:44,158 - Oh... - I mean, real talent agents 28 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,328 don't just discover people in malls like that. 29 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:53,400 Plus, it's highly unlikely that... Highly unlikely that what? 30 00:01:55,503 --> 00:01:58,172 - No, just that... - No, no. No, no. 31 00:01:58,174 --> 00:02:01,408 I know that seeing your mother as alluring is uncomfortable for you. 32 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:05,012 But news flash: Mama's still got it. (Chuckles) 33 00:02:05,014 --> 00:02:07,815 Model-walk playlist, go! 34 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:12,152 (Upbeat dance music plays) 35 00:02:15,056 --> 00:02:18,058 (Theme song playing) 36 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,996 Better in stereo Bet-bet-better in stereo 37 00:02:21,998 --> 00:02:24,098 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 38 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,166 - I lace up my high-tops - Oh, no 39 00:02:26,168 --> 00:02:28,269 Slam dunk, ready or not 40 00:02:28,271 --> 00:02:30,671 Yeah, show me what you got 41 00:02:30,673 --> 00:02:32,840 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 42 00:02:32,842 --> 00:02:34,708 I dare you, come on and follow 43 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:37,111 You dance to your own beat 44 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,913 I'll sing the melody 45 00:02:38,915 --> 00:02:41,348 When you say yea-ah-ah 46 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:43,217 I say no-oh-oh 47 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:45,619 When you say stop 48 00:02:45,621 --> 00:02:47,888 All I want to do is go, go, go 49 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:51,091 You, you, the other half of me, me 50 00:02:51,093 --> 00:02:53,294 The half I'll never be-e 51 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:56,463 The half that drives me crazy 52 00:02:56,465 --> 00:02:59,633 You, you, the better half of me, me 53 00:02:59,635 --> 00:03:02,102 The half I'll always need 54 00:03:02,104 --> 00:03:04,071 But we both know 55 00:03:04,073 --> 00:03:05,973 We're better in stereo 56 00:03:11,112 --> 00:03:12,947 (Panting) 57 00:03:12,949 --> 00:03:17,117 Okay. I know that we run five miles every day for basketball, 58 00:03:17,119 --> 00:03:18,819 but between you and me, I really only do it 59 00:03:18,821 --> 00:03:22,489 because I know that at the end we're gonna get juice. 60 00:03:22,491 --> 00:03:26,126 You want to skip the run, just go for juice? I could be persuaded. 61 00:03:26,128 --> 00:03:30,030 - (Both chuckle) - (Plays soft tune) 62 00:03:32,267 --> 00:03:35,402 Sweaty, stinky, but still so beautiful 63 00:03:35,404 --> 00:03:40,975 - Hey! - I can smell your socks from where I sit 64 00:03:40,977 --> 00:03:44,345 These two girls smarter than the rest of you 65 00:03:44,347 --> 00:03:46,780 - (Shouting) What? - Don't believe me 66 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:50,317 - Then you better just get - Hey. 67 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:55,823 - Hey. What's up, Eddy? - Yeah. Love the new tune. 68 00:03:55,825 --> 00:03:59,326 Thanks. Hey, haven't seen you two all week. What gives? 69 00:03:59,328 --> 00:04:04,031 Oh, well, we had midterms, but now we are free as birds! 70 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:06,200 Sweaty, stinky, beautiful birds. 71 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,601 (All laugh) 72 00:04:07,603 --> 00:04:09,670 - Bye, Eddy. - Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow. 73 00:04:09,672 --> 00:04:11,405 - You know it. I'll be here. - Okay. 74 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:15,776 Oh, I think I accidentally gave him my juice punch card. 75 00:04:15,778 --> 00:04:19,013 I'm only 11 punches away from a free juice. Willow is not giving that up. 76 00:04:22,217 --> 00:04:25,352 Oh, hey, what a cool backpack. Are you going camping? 77 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:28,389 Uh, sure, if you want to call it camping. 78 00:04:28,391 --> 00:04:33,627 - What do you mean? - I mean... I'm homeless. 79 00:04:33,629 --> 00:04:36,196 Seriously? 80 00:04:36,198 --> 00:04:39,533 I... We didn't know that. 81 00:04:39,535 --> 00:04:43,804 - You don't look homeless. - Willow! (Nervous chuckle) 82 00:04:43,806 --> 00:04:45,372 Uh, what she means 83 00:04:45,374 --> 00:04:49,243 is you look home... ful. 84 00:04:51,413 --> 00:04:53,313 (Nervous laugh) 85 00:04:53,315 --> 00:04:55,749 I'm making this so much weirder, huh? 86 00:04:55,751 --> 00:04:58,085 No, no, no, uh... 87 00:04:58,087 --> 00:05:02,389 It's cool. Uh, I don't look like what people think of as homeless, 88 00:05:02,391 --> 00:05:05,893 but I don't have a home, so that kinda makes me homeless. 89 00:05:05,895 --> 00:05:09,329 - I'm so sorry. - So, no home. 90 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:12,332 - How did that happen? - Willow, seriously! (Whispering) 91 00:05:12,334 --> 00:05:16,503 It's cool. Well, no one sets out to be homeless. 92 00:05:16,505 --> 00:05:18,605 Sometimes, life takes you there. 93 00:05:18,607 --> 00:05:22,209 Growing up, my family life was... complicated. 94 00:05:22,211 --> 00:05:25,245 So, as soon as I turned 18, I bolted. 95 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,215 That must have been really hard for you. 96 00:05:28,217 --> 00:05:31,351 Well, I'm not gonna lie, it's no picnic. 97 00:05:31,353 --> 00:05:34,421 But I'll be fine. Things are gonna come together soon. 98 00:05:34,423 --> 00:05:36,356 I can feel it. 99 00:05:36,358 --> 00:05:38,792 - I'll see you guys tomorrow? - Both: Yeah. 100 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,530 - Bye. - Bye. 101 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,935 Both: Mom! Mom! 102 00:05:47,937 --> 00:05:51,772 (Sighs) We just FaceGabbed with Dad in Wisconsin. 103 00:05:51,774 --> 00:05:53,874 - And we have awesome news. - Hm... 104 00:05:53,876 --> 00:05:57,845 Did he give you an update on the rebuild of the house you two destroyed? 105 00:05:59,547 --> 00:06:04,551 Um... we prefer the term unintentionally deconstructed. 106 00:06:04,553 --> 00:06:06,386 Joey: Yeah. 107 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:10,057 Dad said that the new roof is on! 108 00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:11,825 (Laughs) You know what that means, Mom? 109 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:14,895 Yeah. That we're four walls short of a house. 110 00:06:14,897 --> 00:06:19,466 Yes, but you said, and I quote: 111 00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:22,636 "Oh! What? 112 00:06:22,638 --> 00:06:26,740 I am not giving you two an allowance when there's no roof over my head." 113 00:06:28,409 --> 00:06:32,312 And now there's a roof, so you owe us our allowance. 114 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:35,315 Make it rain, woman. Make it rain. 115 00:06:35,317 --> 00:06:38,285 All right. Well, you two caught me on a good day, 116 00:06:38,287 --> 00:06:40,521 so I will reinstate your allowance. 117 00:06:40,523 --> 00:06:41,488 (Gasps) 118 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:42,823 (Both gasping) 119 00:06:42,825 --> 00:06:44,691 She never actually said that. 120 00:06:44,693 --> 00:06:48,028 - We just made it up! - I can't believe that worked! 121 00:06:49,164 --> 00:06:50,998 Oh, I know I didn't say that. 122 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,934 But Mama's about to have model money. 123 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:58,705 Enjoy your allowance, but just know that whenever I look at you, 124 00:06:58,707 --> 00:07:01,408 there will always be a layer of anger and disappointment. 125 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:04,845 - Seems fair. - I get that. 126 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:09,449 Oh, money, I've missed you so much. 127 00:07:09,451 --> 00:07:12,019 You know what we should do, man? We should go to the movies. 128 00:07:12,021 --> 00:07:14,721 Oh, yeah. Custodians of the Cosmos 2 opens this weekend. 129 00:07:14,723 --> 00:07:17,824 Custodians of the Cosmos 2. Great idea. 130 00:07:17,826 --> 00:07:21,962 Oh! It's playing at The Cove in... 5-D! 131 00:07:21,964 --> 00:07:24,398 Dude, they found more Ds! 132 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:29,803 We're going to 5-D We're going to 5-D 133 00:07:29,805 --> 00:07:32,806 We're going to 5-D 134 00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:37,377 - (Laughs) - Oh, no. 135 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:41,181 5-D tickets are super expensive. We can only afford one. 136 00:07:41,183 --> 00:07:44,418 Well, should we just go see the regular version 137 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,120 of Custodians of the Cosmos 2 and skip the 5-D? 138 00:07:48,756 --> 00:07:51,391 (Both laugh) 139 00:07:51,393 --> 00:07:53,327 We might as well just read the book! 140 00:07:53,329 --> 00:07:56,230 - Oh... - (Both sigh) 141 00:07:56,232 --> 00:07:58,899 - Is there a student discount? - No. 142 00:07:58,901 --> 00:08:02,803 No, it just says that kids four and under are free. 143 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:06,440 Challenge accepted! 144 00:08:10,545 --> 00:08:13,413 What a cute four-year-old! 145 00:08:13,415 --> 00:08:15,616 (Laughs) My baby brother! 146 00:08:15,618 --> 00:08:18,385 My four-year-old baby brother! 147 00:08:18,387 --> 00:08:20,787 What a four-year-old! 148 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:26,260 Pawka wanna see Crustodians of the Wosmos. 149 00:08:26,262 --> 00:08:29,463 Oh, okie-dokie. Hi. 150 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:32,799 Um, we're here for Custodians of the Cosmos 2. 151 00:08:32,801 --> 00:08:35,736 One adult and one free ticket for a child four and under. 152 00:08:35,738 --> 00:08:40,607 You forgot say "pwease!" 153 00:08:40,609 --> 00:08:45,445 Adorable. What a cute little scamp. 154 00:08:45,447 --> 00:08:49,650 - How old are you, tiny tot? - Dis manys. 155 00:08:49,652 --> 00:08:52,753 (Sighs) Yeah. Okay. 156 00:08:52,755 --> 00:08:57,157 So that's one adult and one teenager posing as a kid to get a free ticket. 157 00:08:57,159 --> 00:09:00,460 Do you think this is my first day on the job? 158 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:05,599 Wah! I wanna go movie! 159 00:09:05,601 --> 00:09:09,069 - Oh! - (Whines) 160 00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:13,540 Dude, I can see your legs sticking out from behind your kneepads. 161 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:25,645 I will not stand by and watch you destroy this four-year-old boy's dreams. 162 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:27,654 Now, let us go, Baby P. 163 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,495 (Drill whirring) 164 00:09:38,032 --> 00:09:40,934 All right! We are done building our pop-a-shot! 165 00:09:40,936 --> 00:09:43,937 Yes! Helping the homeless through the power of hoops! 166 00:09:43,939 --> 00:09:47,374 - Can I get a dream team? - What? Uh! 167 00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:48,508 Hey! 168 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:51,945 We wanted to set up a pop-a-shot booth to raise money to help Eddy. 169 00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:54,948 The mall said we could if we promised to keep Joey 170 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:57,517 from painting himself silver and acting like a statue, 171 00:09:57,519 --> 00:10:00,020 which, apparently, happens all the time. 172 00:10:00,022 --> 00:10:02,322 Yeah, and, uh, not for money. 173 00:10:02,324 --> 00:10:06,226 He does it for "art." 174 00:10:06,228 --> 00:10:09,396 - Crowd goes wild! - Hey, Maddie. Hey, Willow. 175 00:10:09,398 --> 00:10:11,698 - Both: Hey, Val. - Have you seen Parker? 176 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,167 Yeah. He was, uh, with Joey 177 00:10:14,169 --> 00:10:16,970 dressed like a four-year-old, holding a giant lollipop. 178 00:10:20,341 --> 00:10:22,109 Never mind. I'm not looking for him anymore. 179 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,981 "Help fight homelessness." That's cool. 180 00:10:27,983 --> 00:10:29,583 What made you think to do this? 181 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:32,753 Um, we actually have a friend who is homeless. 182 00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:34,154 Yeah, he plays guitar at the mall. 183 00:10:34,156 --> 00:10:37,391 - Eddy from The Cove? - Yeah. Do you know him? 184 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:39,860 Sure. Whenever I'm getting a juice he sings... 185 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:42,429 Here comes teenage Einstein 186 00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:45,732 Her favorite juice is watermelon-lime Oh-oh 187 00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:49,269 It's teenage Einstein 188 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:54,174 He is a lyrical genius. We have to help him! 189 00:10:54,176 --> 00:10:58,378 That's great, but you do know that thing you built is about to fall apart. 190 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,580 - Pssht! - Our pop-a-shot? 191 00:11:00,582 --> 00:11:04,017 (Scoffs, laughs) I tightened every bolt myself. 192 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:09,189 But did you calculate the center of gravity to maximize load-bearing strength? 193 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,359 Maximize the gravity of what a what now? 194 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:15,028 (Laughs) It's okay. 195 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:16,797 BOOMS has all the tools you need. 196 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:20,534 - I'm here to help. - Uh, I think we're okay. 197 00:11:20,536 --> 00:11:22,035 'Cause I mean, I know you know science, 198 00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:25,505 but trust us when we say, we know basketball. Check this. 199 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,043 Bam! What?! 200 00:11:30,978 --> 00:11:32,212 (Gasping) 201 00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:40,654 So who wants to talk gravity-whatta-what-what? 202 00:11:44,091 --> 00:11:47,727 (Upbeat dance music plays) 203 00:11:57,405 --> 00:11:58,805 - (Music shuts off) - Oh! 204 00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:00,807 Mom, what are you doing? 205 00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:03,577 Oh, just warming up before my big photo sesh. 206 00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:05,979 Marlowe should be here any minute. (Chuckles) 207 00:12:07,315 --> 00:12:09,649 What are you doing with your face? 208 00:12:09,651 --> 00:12:14,688 Oh. So, I did some research on the World Wide Web. 209 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,791 There are three faces that every model must master. 210 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,793 - Mm-hm. - There's pouty face. 211 00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:21,761 There's flirty face. 212 00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:24,531 There's pouty-flirty face. (Grunts) 213 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:30,504 Okay. Um, Mom, I'm really happy that you're so excited about this, 214 00:12:30,506 --> 00:12:33,340 but be careful that you're not getting scammed. 215 00:12:33,342 --> 00:12:33,942 Oh... 216 00:12:33,973 --> 00:12:36,343 I mean, why are they doing the photo shoot in our house? 217 00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:40,013 Oh, Marlowe says that models sparkle more in their natural surroundings. 218 00:12:40,015 --> 00:12:42,516 Or she's a con artist who doesn't really have a studio. 219 00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:44,150 - Oh... - Mom, look at me. 220 00:12:44,152 --> 00:12:48,688 This is my "under no circumstances are you to give that woman any money" face. 221 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,057 Funny, it looks an awful lot like your condescending face. 222 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:53,059 - That's because it is. - Oh... 223 00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:55,729 You know what? I can do condescending. 224 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,130 (Chuckles) 225 00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:59,766 Nope, still alluring. 226 00:13:00,835 --> 00:13:02,869 (Upbeat dance music playing) 227 00:13:10,845 --> 00:13:13,713 (Dance music continuing) 228 00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:25,458 (Dance music continuing) 229 00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:38,271 (Dance music continuing) 230 00:13:42,743 --> 00:13:44,844 So, you happy with the shots you got, Marlowe? 231 00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:48,582 Happy? You are absolutely ideal for this campaign. 232 00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:49,184 (Giggles) 233 00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:51,585 Now there's just the little matter of the check. 234 00:13:51,587 --> 00:13:53,920 I knew it! 235 00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:57,791 There is absolutely no way that my mother is writing you a check. 236 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:01,528 Of course not, sweetie. I've written her a check. 237 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,897 Here you go. Worth every penny. 238 00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:06,866 Oh, thank you. Great sesh today. 239 00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:12,772 Next time you're at The Cove, you're gonna see your face on a billboard. 240 00:14:12,774 --> 00:14:14,374 Oh, thanks, Marlowe. 241 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:15,942 Hey, I'll see you at Fashion Week. 242 00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:18,011 (Laughs) 243 00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:24,818 So... see, Liv? Completely legit. 244 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,755 I'm sorry. I stand corrected. 245 00:14:28,757 --> 00:14:31,992 You look great, and it is going to be a very beautiful ad. 246 00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:34,260 - Thank you. - Yeah. 247 00:14:34,262 --> 00:14:36,830 Now, I've got a rack full of clothes a face full of makeup. 248 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,231 You wanna play model with Mama? 249 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,400 I was starting to think that you weren't gonna ask. 250 00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:43,637 - (Both laugh) - (Upbeat dance music plays) 251 00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:54,447 Thanks for letting us in, Ms. Karsch. 252 00:14:54,449 --> 00:14:59,285 Absolutely, Val. If you blow anything up, I wasn't here. 253 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,021 And thanks for the cookies. 254 00:15:02,657 --> 00:15:04,424 Look at this place. 255 00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:06,626 Can you believe Joey and Parker go to school here? 256 00:15:06,628 --> 00:15:08,261 I feel so dumb. 257 00:15:08,263 --> 00:15:11,197 Hey, guys. Your problem was you didn't have 258 00:15:11,199 --> 00:15:13,500 enough support between your load-bearing beams. 259 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:17,704 It's the same idea as building a house. 260 00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:21,675 Did you draw all that while we were talking? 261 00:15:21,677 --> 00:15:24,978 Yeah, it's what you should have done before you built the thing. 262 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,780 It's called making a plan. 263 00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:32,552 - Are you trying to step to me? - Okay, okay, okay. 264 00:15:32,554 --> 00:15:37,057 Easy, Willow. So could we even build something this elaborate? 265 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,958 Yeah, sure. We have all these parts 266 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,895 from when we built a prototype for a Mars shelter. 267 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,463 We're just going to recycle them. 268 00:15:43,465 --> 00:15:45,098 Shelter? 269 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,234 Okay, so wait. 270 00:15:48,236 --> 00:15:51,905 Rather than build a pop-a-shot, why don't we build Eddy a place to stay 271 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,007 until he gets back on his feet? 272 00:15:54,009 --> 00:15:55,809 Maddie, that's a great idea! 273 00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:59,079 We... We could even use these solar panels to power it. 274 00:15:59,081 --> 00:16:02,082 - Yeah! - (Whispers) Do you know how to do that? 275 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,553 - In my sleep. - Yeah! 276 00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:13,226 Parker, I just figured out 277 00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:17,330 a better way for us to go see Custodians of the Cosmos 2. 278 00:16:17,332 --> 00:16:20,433 Whaa-chow! 279 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,106 I can't even begin to guess. 280 00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:32,712 We are both going to squeeze into this quadruple-XL tracksuit. 281 00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:37,016 Two young boys become one very fat man. 282 00:16:37,018 --> 00:16:39,719 Who only needs one ticket. 283 00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:41,454 And a giant tub of popcorn! 284 00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:45,825 (Funky music playing) 285 00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:00,974 (Slurping) 286 00:17:15,156 --> 00:17:18,725 - Parker: How do we look? - Large and in charge, Parker. 287 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:21,761 Large and in charge. 288 00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:23,496 5-D, here we come! 289 00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:27,033 (Funky music playing) 290 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,183 (Gasps) 291 00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:45,251 It smells like a hamster cage in here. 292 00:17:45,253 --> 00:17:49,155 Yeah. Yeah, that's probably because I had hamsters in there earlier. 293 00:17:49,157 --> 00:17:51,658 Now, get down. 294 00:17:54,361 --> 00:17:57,764 (Guffaws) 295 00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:01,034 Afternoon. Afternoon. 296 00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:05,605 Hello! 297 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:12,478 One ticket for Custodians of the Cosmos 2. 298 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,082 5-D of course. 299 00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:20,820 - Don't I know you? - Uh... (Laughs) 300 00:18:20,822 --> 00:18:23,189 Me? No. No, no, no. 301 00:18:23,191 --> 00:18:27,060 Not me, I'm just a burly bloke 302 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:32,098 looking for the air-conditioned relief of a cool theater. 303 00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:35,335 Enjoy the show. 304 00:18:35,337 --> 00:18:38,905 Oh-ho-ho! Will do, will do. 305 00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:42,141 (Laughs) Yeah! We did it, Parker. 306 00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:45,411 Both: We're going to 5-D We're going to 5-D 307 00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:48,147 We're going to 5-D 308 00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:49,315 - Whoa! - Dang! No! 309 00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:57,223 (Clears throat) 310 00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:03,162 And one large popcorn, please. 311 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,765 - Just stop. - Ah... 312 00:19:09,169 --> 00:19:11,104 Ah! All right. 313 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,606 It, uh, looks great. I kind of think we're done. 314 00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:16,776 - Are we ready? Is it time? - I believe it is. 315 00:19:16,778 --> 00:19:18,945 - Both: Bam! What?! - Whoo! 316 00:19:18,947 --> 00:19:21,881 - Hey! - (Laughing) 317 00:19:21,883 --> 00:19:24,050 Hey, Miss Karsch. Check it out. 318 00:19:24,052 --> 00:19:26,619 Wow! What is this? 319 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:31,724 An eco-friendly, tiny house made entirely from repurposed materials. 320 00:19:31,726 --> 00:19:33,793 We built it for our friend who is homeless, 321 00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:36,129 and we also got the City of Santa Luego 322 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,432 to allow temporary structures like this in Oceanside Park. 323 00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,369 We had to promise the Parks Department 324 00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:48,241 that we would keep Joey from painting himself silver and posing like a statue there. 325 00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:53,246 - Apparently, he does this all around town. - (Laughing) 326 00:19:53,248 --> 00:19:56,115 You dated that guy. 327 00:19:56,117 --> 00:19:58,651 (Laughing) 328 00:19:58,653 --> 00:20:02,388 Hey, I know of a grant program that is looking to fund innovative ideas. 329 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:05,491 - I think this more than qualifies. - Seriously? 330 00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:07,126 That would be so awesome! 331 00:20:07,128 --> 00:20:09,128 And if you get the grant, you could design and build 332 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,164 tiny houses for homeless people all over the country. 333 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:15,234 Oh! Yeah, I mean, we're in. What do we have to do? 334 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:18,972 Because when Mad Dog wants something done, she gonna get it done! 335 00:20:20,274 --> 00:20:22,442 It's a simple application. 336 00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:24,544 But remind me never to cross you. 337 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,181 Dude! Did you hear that? 338 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:32,352 We could build so many more of these, and these could help so many people! 339 00:20:32,354 --> 00:20:34,654 And here comes the first one. 340 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:39,158 - You ready? - For you to take your hands off my eyes? 341 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,226 Yeah, a little bit. 342 00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:43,963 Hmm. What's this? 343 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,532 This is your new home. 344 00:20:48,335 --> 00:20:50,870 I mean, for now. (Chuckles) 345 00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:52,605 Really? 346 00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:55,174 We know times are hard, so we wanted to make things 347 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:57,677 a little easier for you until you get back on your feet. 348 00:20:57,679 --> 00:21:01,647 Yeah. And, I mean, everybody deserves a safe place to live. 349 00:21:01,649 --> 00:21:06,386 And people have to do whatever they can to make that happen, so... (Sighs) 350 00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:09,389 I don't know what to say. 351 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:17,663 People say the best gifts 352 00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:21,167 Come in small packages 353 00:21:21,169 --> 00:21:23,970 And I think it's true 354 00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:27,206 And I'm not alone 355 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:33,046 I can't believe I can finally say 356 00:21:33,048 --> 00:21:38,751 I'm home sweet home 357 00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,891 Oh, actually, that reminds me. 358 00:21:49,663 --> 00:21:52,765 (All laugh) 359 00:21:56,837 --> 00:22:01,240 Okay! Marlowe said your ad would be up on the billboard today. 360 00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:04,410 - This is so exciting! - Joey? 361 00:22:06,914 --> 00:22:09,549 I'm a statue. 362 00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:13,386 Don't talk to me. 363 00:22:13,388 --> 00:22:16,923 Yeah, that's really not gonna be a problem. 364 00:22:18,058 --> 00:22:21,127 Oh, no. Looks like my ad's not up yet. 365 00:22:21,129 --> 00:22:24,130 Well, I guess I'll just go get us a juice while I still have my anonymity. 366 00:22:24,132 --> 00:22:26,766 Okay. 367 00:22:26,768 --> 00:22:28,901 (Sighs) 368 00:22:28,903 --> 00:22:31,237 (Gasps) 369 00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:32,872 Oh, no! 370 00:22:32,874 --> 00:22:35,808 No, no! Gross neck? 371 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:39,312 No! Oh, Mom is gonna have her heart broken if she sees this! 372 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:44,617 (Gasps) Is my neck gonna look like that someday?! 373 00:22:44,619 --> 00:22:46,719 - (Sobs) - Hey, hey. Mom's coming. 374 00:22:46,721 --> 00:22:49,956 Oh! Ah! 375 00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,657 - Liv. - Yeah? 376 00:22:51,659 --> 00:22:54,393 - What are you doing? - Nothing. I was just... relaxing. 377 00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:55,828 - Okay. - Just, you know... 378 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:57,730 - Here's your juice. - Oh, thank you so much! 379 00:22:57,732 --> 00:23:00,166 You know what? We should go drink these in the car. 380 00:23:00,168 --> 00:23:04,470 Oh! Oh, I think I forgot to get my juice card punched. 381 00:23:04,472 --> 00:23:06,472 (Moaning) 382 00:23:08,509 --> 00:23:10,143 Do you see this? 383 00:23:11,945 --> 00:23:13,346 I'm so sorry, Mom. 384 00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:17,216 Mom? 385 00:23:18,619 --> 00:23:19,719 Say something. 386 00:23:21,788 --> 00:23:22,855 I'm a model. 387 00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,793 I'm a professional model! 388 00:23:27,795 --> 00:23:29,262 (Laughs) That's me! 389 00:23:29,264 --> 00:23:31,430 Hey! My gross neck is famous! 390 00:23:31,432 --> 00:23:33,332 (Laughs) That's me! 391 00:23:35,035 --> 00:23:36,202 Look at us. 392 00:23:36,204 --> 00:23:38,004 The three Rooneys. 393 00:23:38,006 --> 00:23:39,505 All in show business. 394 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:43,943 Val: It's teenage Einstein 395 00:23:43,993 --> 00:23:48,543 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30147

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