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You guys, it is our first Rooney
family Christmas in California!
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Who's excited?
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Oh, you know I am!
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Here, everyday is shorts weather and my
sculpted calves can finally breathe.
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Wa-cha-chow!
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Ah, ladies likey.
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Joey, nobody likey.
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In fact, um...
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everybody hatey.
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Why is Dad coming out here next
week to this sun-blasted wasteland?
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We should all be going to Wisconsin.
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Don't you guys want a Christmas
where the slush spills into your boots
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and freezes your toes until
you, like, scream in pain?
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I love wearing boots, the rest
of that sounds really awful.
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What do you want for Christmas?
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I don't know, Liv. I can't
think about Christmas.
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It's like 90 degrees.
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Actually, it's 82 with chance of
handsome weatherman coming your way!
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All: Johnny Nimbus!
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Oh, Rooney Family! You
are a sight for sore eyes.
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And I do mean my eyes are
sore 'cause I've been crying.
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Yeah, it's tough to break in as a
weatherman in a city where it's always sunny!
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Well, I know you've been working a little.
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Your lovely wife Gemma and I
have been listening to you do
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play-by-play for
Mexican wrestlers.
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Oh! S?, s? . La Federacion
de Combate Mortal es muy bueno.
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Y tambien, I'm hosting the
holiday toy drive here at The Cove.
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That's amazing. We just donated some toys.
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Yeah, hopefully it will put
some smiles on kids' faces.
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Oh, that's great!
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Hey, stop by tomorrow. I'm
hosting the best Santa contest.
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The winner gets to hand out toy donations
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to kids who wouldn't
otherwise have presents.
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Oh, I am in!
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I love handing out toys to kids
because they are forced to like you.
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No flaws in that logic.
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Well, I got a Christmas tree to light.
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Oh, hey.
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Look at that, Maddie. Johnny
Nimbus lighting the Christmas tree.
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It's like we're back in Stevens Point.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually
does make me feel a little bit better.
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Hello, holiday shoppers!
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Who's ready to light this candle, huh?
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(Cheering)
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(Drumroll)
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(Fanfare)
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Seriously?
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Dude, a palm tree is not a Christmas tree.
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You know what? I'm gonna get out of here
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before somebody hangs
kale instead of mistletoe.
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Joey, I just thought of the
perfect present for Maddie.
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- Yeah?
- I'm gonna give her a Wisconsin Christmas!
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Oh, that's a good idea.
What are you getting me?
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Pants.
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(Theme song playing)
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Better in stereo
Bet-bet-better in stereo
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- I'm up with the sunshine
- Let's go
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- I lace up myhigh-tops
- Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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- I'm under the spotlight
- Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Whoa! Looks just like
our house in Wisconsin.
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Oh, except this one's still standing.
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This family just does not let things go!
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Sweetie, that's how families work.
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So, Liv asked me to make a
gingerbread version of our house.
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She is giving Maddie a surprise Wisconsin
Christmas because she is homesick.
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Homesick for what?
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The cold, the ice, the howling wind?
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The only thing that I miss are snow days.
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What's a snow day?
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Oh, Ruby, sometimes in Wisconsin, it
snows so much that they cancel school.
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You mean you get a day off school and
you don't even have to fake being sick?
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Because I hear some kids
will fake being sick.
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Yeah, one time we got a
whole week off of school.
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I forgot how to spell!
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Man, I wish we had snow
days here in Santa Luego!
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Challenge accepted!
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One snow day experience
for my Cali cuz coming up.
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This chimney looks delicious.
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(Alarm blaring)
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Yeah, I took precautions so you
wouldn't destroy our house again.
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Ah!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas, family. Ho, ho!
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Mom, your light placement is awful.
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The Santa look is great on you, Joe.
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I totally think you're
gonna win this contest.
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Oh, yeah. It is not my first
time rocking the red suit.
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Plus, I just happen to have a
collection of white wizard beards.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, hurry home because
we are surprising Maddie
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with a Wisconsin Christmas right
after her team holiday party.
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Oh, yeah. Sounds like you're planning
quite the Christmas spectacle.
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Yeah, yeah. We just need
to add the Wisconsin,
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so I ordered some brisket
from Beef McGravy's
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and our family ornaments are coming.
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They were in the garage, the one
place you and Parker didn't destroy.
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Santa says, ho, ho, ho, let it go.
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But wait, honey. How are you gonna get the
ornaments? Dad's not coming till next week.
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They are coming with one more super-cool,
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I'm-an-amazing-sister thing for
Maddie's Wisconsin Christmas.
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- (Doorbell rings)
- (Squeals)
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- (Gasps)
- Merry Christmas!
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- Diggie!
- Diggie!
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Santa answered my letters.
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Oh!
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Hey, thank you so much
for bringing these, Diggie.
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Yeah, thanks for flying
me out to surprise Maddie.
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I just would have been stuck
at home all weekend with Artie.
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He and the minions are
into Double Dutch recently.
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It's really weird.
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So how was your flight?
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Good, thank you for asking.
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Although, I am kind of
regretting holding takeout
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from Beef McGravy's the whole way.
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- (Sniffs)
- Oh, no, don't be.
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You smell like home.
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(Both sniffing)
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Mmm!
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And you got mashed potatoes too. Ah!
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Gravy and nostalgia. Maddie
is gonna love this Christmas!
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- (Groans)
- (Door slams)
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I hate this Christmas!
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Maddie, honey, what you doin' home?
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You were supposed to be
at your team holiday party.
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Yeah, I was.
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I was at a pool party.
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Oh! Mm.
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A Christmas party... at a pool!
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I mean, who does that?
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- Californians.
- Yeah.
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Okay, ooh.
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Wait. Why are we hiding?
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Let's just tell Maddie I'm here.
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No! No, no, no. No, we can't do that.
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I mean, everything's not set up
yet, and it has to be perfect.
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Do I smell... Beef McGravy's?
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That is impossible.
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- You're just homesick.
- Mom...
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Don't go in the kitchen, Maddie!
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Maddie's coming!
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Surprise!
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What surprise?
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Surprise! You made it
into the first paragraph
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of the Rooney Roundup Holiday Newsletter.
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Ugh! Of course there's no Beef McGravy's.
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Maddie, no! No!
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No!
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"No," what?
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Know this song?
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Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh
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You know, it's "Jingle Bells."
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(Gasps, pants)
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- That was a very close call.
- Yes.
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We should get Maddie's surprise
set up before she comes back down.
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Yes, I completely agree. But first...
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one more hit of home.
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(Both sniffing)
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Oh, that's the stuff.
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This is so weird.
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Mm!
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Hello, shoppers!
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It is time for our Mr.
North Pole Santa Contest.
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Time to find the best Santa in Santa Luego!
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Hey! And if you like this show,
don't forget to donate a toy
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to our holiday gift drive, all right?
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But now, let's meet
Santa wannabe number one.
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Ho, ho, ho-ey.
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It's Santa Joey.
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Ho, ho!
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Drop a present in the toy drive bin
and I'll put you on my nice list.
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(Laughs)
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All right, without further ado,
let's meet Santa number two.
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No gut? No beard?
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Have they even heard of Christmas out here?
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This Kringle is gonna crush it.
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And now it's time for our final Santa.
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Man: Drop that tasty Christmas beat.
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("Jingle Bells" thumping over speakers)
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Todd Stetson?
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What are you doing in California?
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Wisconsin couldn't
contain all this Toddness.
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And ditch the shirt,
you're killing the mood.
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Okay, Todd. Uh...
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But nothing about you says Santa.
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Well, me and my reindeer beg to differ.
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Meet Dasher, Prancer, Comet,
Donner, Blitzen, and Cheryl.
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(Cheering)
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Okay, there's no reindeer
named Cheryl, Todd.
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The audience doesn't care, Joey.
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Todd Stetson's running away
with this Mr. North Pole thing.
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(Cheering)
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I'm ready for my snow day!
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What do we do first?
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This is how a snow day works.
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It's been snowing all night, and
now we huddle around the radio
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to see if our schools are closed.
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Nimbus: Hello, children of Los Angeles!
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Johnny Nimbus is here to announce the
school closings during this snow storm.
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I had Johnny Nimbus record
a fake radio broadcast
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to make it authentic for Ruby.
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He also recorded some
classic Christmas songs.
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But that's for me!
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Nimbus: The following
schools will be closed:
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Woodfax Elementary, Valley North
Academy, Larsen Middle School, BOOMs.
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BOOMS, yes! Snow day.
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Also, kids who work on...
Sing It Louder!
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Yeah!
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Sweet! What now?
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No school? Time to change
back into our pajamas.
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I love snow days.
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Can this get any better?
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Well, in Wisconsin, we'd go
outside and build a snowman,
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go sledding, and have a snowball fight.
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That sounds awesome!
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Too bad we don't have any snow.
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Oh, Ruby. You poor child.
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When did you stop dreaming?
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And our Mr. North Pole Santa
Contest is down to two finalists!
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Santa Todd.
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(Cheering)
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And Santa Joey.
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Next up, they're gonna show us what
they think Christmas should look like.
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First up, Santa Todd.
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(Cheering)
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I will be making a toy
with two power tools.
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Joey: Okay.
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You're not even making anything.
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Sure I am.
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I'm making Los Angeles swoon.
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(Cheering)
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- Sorry, Joey, just not your night.
- Aah!
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This crowd loves them some Todd Stetson.
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- (Camera clicks)
- Joey: I don't get it, Johnny.
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I mean, I could obviously
bust out my arm cannons
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and wow this crowd, but... that's
not what Christmas is all about.
254
00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:56,204
Well, Joey, why don't you show these
people what you think Christmas looks like.
255
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:59,607
You know what, Johnny, I will.
256
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,977
But I need reinforcements,
so can you stall for me?
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(Scoffs) Did you just ask
Johnny Nimbus to fill time?
258
00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:07,949
Hello, Angelenos!
259
00:14:10,652 --> 00:14:14,155
I cannot wait to see the shocked look
on Maddie's cute little homesick face.
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Yay. Okay, so when she opens the
box, you jump out and you yell,
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"Merry Wisconsin Christmas!"
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- Okay, got it.
- Okay. Okay.
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00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:24,665
Okay, so I know that you think you got it,
264
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:28,369
but just trust me on this, your instinct
is going to be to yell, "Surprise!"
265
00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:31,038
Yeah, but I won't. I'll yell,
"Merry Wisconsin Christmas."
266
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,975
Okay. Yeah, no, good.
267
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Just... do it better than that.
268
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:42,850
So, you will not be able to open the box
from the inside. I'm gonna go get Maddie.
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- Okay. All right.
- Okay.
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- Oh, oh, oh! Oh.
- What? What?
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Okay. What if we have, like,
a bunch of balloons in here
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and then when the box opens,
the balloons go everywhere!
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- That'd be so crazy! Diggie, get in the box.
- Yeah.
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But, okay, you can pick out the
color, and I'll blow them up myself.
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Okay. Yay.
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All right, nice and cozy.
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I'm gonna go get Maddie and
she's gonna be so excited.
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Diggie: Okay, hurry back.
It's dark in here, Liv.
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No talking in the box!
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Ho, ho, ho.
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This is all gonna go.
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It was time to show that jerk, Todd
Stetson, the true meaning of Christmas.
283
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By stealing my family's Christmas.
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(Humming "Deck the Halls")
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(Humming "Deck the Halls" aggressively)
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Why am I walking down the
stairs with a hat over my eyes?
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Okay, I know it seems really dangerous,
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but trust me, it's all gonna
be worth it when you see...
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Nothing!
290
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Somebody stole Christmas!
291
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And I mean, you know, Diggie.
292
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But they stole Christmas!
293
00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:12,306
Um... okay. You know what? False alarm.
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Back to your room.
295
00:16:15,811 --> 00:16:18,479
Liv, little help? Please.
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Ow!
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- Come on, Diggie, pick up!
- (Line ringing)
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- (Beep)
- Hello?
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Diggie, where are you?
300
00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,494
I don't know, where are you taking me?
301
00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,332
No, I'm not taking you anywhere.
302
00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,901
Okay, well, I'm going somewhere.
303
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(Joey humming)
304
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And I think I hear Joey.
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(Scoffs) Joey. Okay, I
know where he's taking you.
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Liv: I'll be right there. Do not move!
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I can't move, I'm in a box.
308
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Um, Liv, will you just keep talking
to me? It's kind of dark in here.
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Liv? Liv?
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You're about to see
snow for the first time.
311
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How do you feel?
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Super sweaty, but excited
for the possibilities.
313
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Well, brace yourself for...
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Dr. P's
Snow-Day-On-Demand Machine.
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00:17:21,343 --> 00:17:22,243
Who's Dr. P?
316
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Uh... you're looking at him, sunshine.
317
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Okay.
318
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Well, um, "sunshine" is
gonna keep calling you Parker.
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Oh, you'll come around.
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(Whirring)
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(Rumbling)
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Whoa!
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You made a cloud.
324
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Oh, cool!
325
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It's snowing!
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Well, I promised you a snow day.
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You're amazing, Dr. P.
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What'd that take, five seconds? Ten?
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They all come around to Dr. P.
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And that's the difference between a
Doppler radar and a mega-Doppler radar.
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Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
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- Oh.
- Thanks for stalling, but...
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it's Santa time.
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Gotcha.
335
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All right, people of The Cove.
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Santa Joey is now gonna show you what
he thinks Christmas should look like.
337
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So let's click, click,
click... (Claps hands)
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for our next Saint Nick.
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Ho, ho, ho!
340
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This is what Christmas should look like.
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Christmas isn't about
dancing with your shirt off.
342
00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:52,066
Now, who wants to sit on old Santa's lap
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and tell him what you want for Christmas?
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Joey!
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Ho, ho... Oh, no.
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Joey, you stole Christmas.
347
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,913
Uh...
348
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,315
Say it ain't so, Santa Joe.
349
00:19:10,152 --> 00:19:13,053
Maddie, get over here! Come
see your Christmas surprise.
350
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:20,928
Hmm... My surprise is Todd
Stetson with his shirt off?
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You're welcome.
352
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:28,469
Okay. No, not Todd Stetson.
353
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,204
Look at the tree!
354
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Liv, are those our family ornaments?
355
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,210
Yeah.
356
00:19:36,212 --> 00:19:38,212
Did you do this for me?
357
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,380
Yeah.
358
00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:43,350
Why did you do this for me in the mall?
359
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- That was Joey's fault.
- Aah.
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00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:47,855
He is the worst.
361
00:19:49,124 --> 00:19:52,593
Ho, okay. Santa can hear you.
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00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:56,330
Thank you, Liv.
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00:19:56,332 --> 00:19:59,300
Oh, you are not done,
Maddie. Open your presents.
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00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:02,102
Oh. (Laughs) Okay.
365
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,408
Merry Wisconsin Christmas!
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Dang it.
367
00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,381
Merry Wisconsin Christmas!
368
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:17,585
Diggie! Hi! Hi.
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Merry Christmas, Maddie.
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00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:21,455
Liv, seriously, best present ever.
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00:20:23,992 --> 00:20:25,392
I missed you.
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00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:26,594
I missed you.
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00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,464
(Sniffing)
374
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:34,602
Why do you smell like Beef McGravy's?
375
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:41,008
Because I brought some from Wisconsin...
and it's at your house.
376
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,109
What?
377
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:43,744
That's even better than you coming!
378
00:20:43,746 --> 00:20:45,679
- I know! Yeah!
- Let's go!
379
00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:54,521
Well, looks like Santa
Joey saved Christmas!
380
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:59,760
Um... Yeah, you almost ruined everything.
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00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:02,963
Exactly. Almost.
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00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:10,437
Oh!
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00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:13,941
I miss you so much.
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00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,878
Are you talking about
me or the Beef McGravy's?
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00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:21,515
Could it be both?
386
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:27,154
Maddie, how can you miss Wisconsin so much?
387
00:21:27,156 --> 00:21:29,490
It's December 23rd, I'm
laying out in the sun
388
00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:32,092
wearing shorts, wondering
if I should put on sunscreen.
389
00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:33,961
Yeah, I know. The sun's really nice.
390
00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:36,730
(Birds chirping)
391
00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:40,034
What is that sound?
392
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,569
Uh... birds.
393
00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:47,408
It's December 23rd and
the birds are singing!
394
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:54,181
Hey, Diggie. You should get out
there. I just surfed with dolphins!
395
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:03,657
Maddie, it's December 23rd, it's
sunny, the birds are singing,
396
00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:05,192
and there are dolphins!
397
00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:09,263
Tell me again why you're homesick.
398
00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:13,834
I mean, I'm... not homesick right now.
399
00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:22,076
Is that because of me or because of
the week's worth of Beef McGravy's?
400
00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:25,012
Hmm...
401
00:22:26,181 --> 00:22:27,581
Can it be both?
402
00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,419
- No.
- No.
403
00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:36,457
(Sighs)
404
00:22:37,659 --> 00:22:39,593
It's definitely... the Beef McGravy's.
405
00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:43,397
You guys, Johnny is gonna sing.
406
00:22:43,399 --> 00:22:45,265
Johnny Nimbus is singing in our house!
407
00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,634
Whoo!
408
00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:51,038
(Playing "Deck the Halls")
409
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,808
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
410
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,477
Fa, la, la, la, la
411
00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:57,978
La, la, la, la
412
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:01,482
'Tis the season to be... Johnny!
413
00:23:01,484 --> 00:23:03,384
Fa, la, la, la, la
414
00:23:03,386 --> 00:23:05,319
La, la, la, la
415
00:23:05,321 --> 00:23:08,756
Don we now our gay apparel
416
00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:11,692
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
417
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:15,195
Troll the ancient yuletide carol
418
00:23:15,197 --> 00:23:17,164
And now the ones who can't sing!
419
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:20,100
(Singing off-key)
Fa, la, la, la, la
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00:23:20,102 --> 00:23:24,605
La, la, la, la
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00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:29,843
Joey: Ladies likey.
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