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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Okay, Aunt Dena and Cousin
Ruby will be here any second.
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(Sighs) We have...
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welcome home balloons
and chips and guacamole.
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Oh, actually, here in California,
we pronounce it "hwak-a-moly."
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Okay, so... so
no, they don't
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because nobody pronounces
it like that anywhere.
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All righty.
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Well, the bathroom floor is
so clean that you can lick it.
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We know that because he did.
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Karen: Well, great.
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Now you can clean the kitchen,
the back deck, and the veranda.
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- Stop.
- Joey: Mom...
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Why do we have to do all the cleaning?
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Ooh, let me answer.
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It is because...
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you built tunnels under
our home in Wisconsin
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and you made them collapse,
destroying our home, so.
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- Bingo!
- Bingo!
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Guys, we need to keep
Aunt Dena's place tidy
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while we're staying here,
especially now that Ruby's home.
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It is so not fair that Ruby got to
spend a whole summer on safari.
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Why didn't Grandma Janice take us?
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Oh, let me!
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She was going to take you,
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but then you... Oh! You
destroyed our home. Yeah.
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- Bingo!
- Bingo!
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(Sighs)
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You know what the best part
about walking on the beach is?
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You always get to take a
little bit of it home with you.
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Uh... uh, Mom!
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Maddie messed up the
floor that we just cleaned!
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Uh, Mom!
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Joey ruined the house that we grew up in!
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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I am really starting to
regret destroying that house.
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- Rooney cousins!
- Both: Ruby!
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- Ruby!
- Aah!
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- Ruby!
- Hi!
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Ruby! What? You're so big!
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Look at the house! It looks great, boys!
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Oh, thank you for not making it collapse.
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Okay, Ruby, how was your safari?
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Great. Grandma scared away a
lion by pretending to be a bear.
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Both: Aww...
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that sounds like Mom.
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Okay, Ruby, we are so excited
that we get to live with you!
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Me too! I've never had siblings.
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Now it's like we're... sorta siblings.
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- Aww.
- Aww!
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Liv, we have a sorta little sister!
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- Aah!
- (Giggles)
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You also have two sorta big brothers.
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Don't ruin this.
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(Laughs)
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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Bet-bet-better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high-tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Boys, I just spoke with your dad.
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He's on his way back to
Beloit to coach a game,
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but he said that the home
rebuild is on schedule.
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Ooh!
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Let's take a gratitude moment.
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What is happening?
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She's letting us stay here for free.
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Just pretend that her
weird stuff is interesting.
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Gratitude achieved.
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That is so interesting.
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So you boys excited for the first
day at your new school tomorrow?
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"School"?
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This isn't just a school.
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It's the Boyle and Oppenheimer
Official Magnet School.
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I'm goin' to BOOMS, y'all!
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BOOMS is a science and technology magnet.
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I get to study cool stuff
surrounded by uncool kids.
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I'll be the coolest guy there!
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I am going to crush it there!
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Oh honey, you are gonna
crush it, Now blow it up.
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Parker Rooney, you get back here and...
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and blow up your mother's
friendship fist right now.
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I'm glad someone's excited
about school tomorrow.
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Joey, I'm concerned about your aura.
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It's noticeably less vibrant.
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Say what now?
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She thinks you look sad.
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Ma, dial back the California
around the cheeseheads.
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Now, why aren't you excited about BOOMS?
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Okay, well, this may surprise you guys,
but I wasn't really the coolest guy
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back at Ridgewood.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I was a dweeb.
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But at least this year, I
had become a senior dweeb.
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But now I have to go to this new
school where nobody knows me.
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Do you have to or do you get to?
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Nobody knows you.
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You don't have to be the
guy you've always been.
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You could be the guy
you've always wanted to be.
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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Think inner transformation.
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Sit down, close your eyes.
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Let's find your spirit animal.
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- Ooh.
- What are you, Joey?
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A mighty lion... (Roars)
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a majestic whale...
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- (Wails)
- Oh!
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- (Wails)
- Oh!
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Mom... look at his shirt.
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He's clearly a kitty.
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(Mews)
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There's no way that I could be a kitty.
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They're way too perfect.
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No, my...
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(Tutting)
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My... my spirit
animal is... (Tutting)
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a muskrat.
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Yes!
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Revel in your...
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your fun-loving, muskrat free spirit!
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(Chuckles)
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(Tutting) I'm...
I'm in a field...
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I'm... I'm muskratin'
in the sun!
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Like a boss!
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Now carry that positive energy
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- with you to BOOMS!
- (Chuckles)
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What? No!
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You can't send him into
school as a muskrat.
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Joey... do you see that shadow
swooping across the fields?
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Look out!
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- It's a falcon!
- (Screams)
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- (Joey wails)
- And he snatched you up
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and he's ripping you apart and he's
feeding you piece by piece to his young.
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(Sobs) The horror!
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The horror!
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No.
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It's beautiful.
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The muskrat has become
one with the falcon now.
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Open your eyes and become...
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- a falcon.
- (Gasps)
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Whoa.
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I am totally feelin' that falcon vibe.
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Huh. Thanks, guys.
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Now I gotta go pick the
muskrat out of my beak.
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(Vocalizing)
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- He is so not a falcon.
- Not even a little bit.
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Ohh! Ruby!
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I am so excited to be
rooming with you again.
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It's gonna be just like it was
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back when I was filming
Sing it Loud
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You still do that
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"Sisters by chance, friends by choice."
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- Aww!
- Aww, I know!
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Maddie and I actually made that
together when we were about your age,
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and I would say that it is
our most prized possession.
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That is not.
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Whoa.
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Am I being punished?
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Meet Velvet Diggie.
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It is a portrait of Maddie's real-life
boyfriend that he had made for her.
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She thinks it's romantic.
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Romantic?
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Um, does she need new glasses?
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Okay, it's hideous, right?
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Right. Okay, so I need
you to help me destroy it.
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Um...
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I already told Maddie that I hate it,
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so she's totally gonna
know it's me if I do it, but
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you know, if her innocent
sorta sister does it,
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you know, it's... it's...
it's, uh, it's forgivable.
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So...
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Destroying it doesn't sound like
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something a sorta sister would do.
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Mmkay, well, sorta sisters have
to sorta help each other, okay?
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So, this can be our sorta little secret.
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"Sorta" sounds like sorta lying.
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Okay.
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But, uh, just know...
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that the sinister, judging
eyes of a ghoulish painting
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will now be watching you...
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always.
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I'm in.
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Time to take in the
school I'm gonna conquer.
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Conquerer pause for dramatic effect.
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And commence conquering.
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Whoa.
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Sweet laser.
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- What's it for?
- You must be new.
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It's for the Laser Fair.
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Not to be confused with the Laser Circus,
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which is next week, and
the Laser Pride Festival,
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which is at the end of February.
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Oh, man.
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I'm gonna be the king if
this nerd-house in no time.
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This is BOOMs.
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This is me crushing it.
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Yeah, you did.
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- Fist bump.
- Mom!
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Looks like it's about
what, 1200 nanometers?
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(Scoffs) It's 1400 nanometers, new kid.
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What would I do with 1200, toast bagels?
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Bagels. Good one, Val.
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Up top.
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Stop being weird, Finch.
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High fives are for jocks, cartoon
dogs, and people who want the flu.
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I won the Laser Fair last year
and I'm gonna win this year.
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Challenge accepted!
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That... that... that...
that was something
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that I... that I used
to say at my old school.
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You know what? Never mind.
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(School bell rings)
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All right, little geniuses,
please enter the Think Space.
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Anybody who notices something new
about me gets an extra 10 points.
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Anybody?
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No?
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It's a new haircut!
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You guys! Thanks for
looking right through me.
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Ah.
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You must be one of my new students.
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What do you think of my haircut?
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Uh... it's shorter probably?
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It is.
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10 points for... Pucker Rooney.
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(Laughter)
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It's not Pucker, it's Parker.
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Not anymore, Pucker.
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(Laughter)
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Okay, so I wasn't gonna be the coolest kid.
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But at least I was gonna
be cooler than Joey.
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It's a small victory,
but a victory nonetheless.
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(Whirring sound)
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Do I hear a helicopter?
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(Low-pitched) Sup?
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The new Joey needed to
make an impressive entrance.
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No, that wasn't really a helicopter.
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It was Aunt Dina on the
roof with a loudspeaker
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making helicopter noises and a rope ladder
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that I borrowed from some kid's tree house.
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Uh, who are you?
258
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:14,962
They call me... Falcon.
259
00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:21,302
Sorry I'm late.
260
00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:23,404
I was searching remote
areas of the coastline
261
00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:27,508
for parts for a motorcycle...
that I'm building. By hand.
262
00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:32,346
Can you believe this guy?
263
00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,182
I cannot.
264
00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:36,818
He's the coolest guy
we've ever had at BOOMs.
265
00:13:38,086 --> 00:13:41,355
He moves with such certainty.
266
00:13:41,357 --> 00:13:43,090
Come on. Come on, you guys.
267
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,992
You think he's cool?
268
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:48,362
Jealousy is not a good
color on you, Pucker.
269
00:13:50,599 --> 00:13:52,533
This can't be happening.
270
00:13:52,535 --> 00:13:55,469
This can be happening!
271
00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:58,306
All right, students,
please take your seats.
272
00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,074
Uh, Falcon, you can have my seat.
273
00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:10,384
You can't really think this Falcon
thing is gonna work forever.
274
00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:12,520
It's working today.
275
00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:15,756
And today... is all I've got.
276
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:21,729
So says... Falcon.
277
00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:26,467
Okay, so on day one,
all eyes were on Falcon,
278
00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:31,038
but tomorrow is the Laser
Fair, and Pucker will rise.
279
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,707
Parker! I... I
meant Parker!
280
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:39,013
- Hey, Maddie.
- Hey.
281
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:42,250
You, um... studying your playbook?
282
00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,386
I'm just gonna paint at my easel.
283
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:46,520
I do that.
284
00:14:46,522 --> 00:14:48,055
It's believable.
285
00:14:50,225 --> 00:14:53,361
Ruby and I had a plan
to destroy Velvet Diggie.
286
00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:56,564
She was going to
accidentally drop her art box
287
00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:58,432
onto a strategically placed tube of paint
288
00:14:58,434 --> 00:15:01,335
which would then squirt all over
Velvet Diggie's ghoulish face.
289
00:15:01,337 --> 00:15:04,105
Ding dong destroyed!
290
00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:08,943
Hey, I hope you don't mind
that painting of my boyfriend.
291
00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:11,746
No, I love it.
292
00:15:13,115 --> 00:15:15,082
'Cause, like, I know that it's...
293
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,717
kind of goofy, but...
294
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:21,422
no matter how far apart we are, I
look up at it and I think, like...
295
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,257
you know, we're gonna be okay.
296
00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:25,526
Aww.
297
00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:30,598
Turns out the creepy painting was romantic.
298
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,769
And if it makes my sorta sister
happy, I can't destroy it.
299
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,071
Wow.
300
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,273
The painting means a lot to you.
301
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:42,643
I should probably paint somewhere
else so I don't get anything on it.
302
00:15:45,547 --> 00:15:46,981
No!
303
00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:48,382
Oh, Ruby!
304
00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:49,550
What happened?
305
00:15:51,219 --> 00:15:53,220
Joey and Parker destroyed your house!
306
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,897
I ruined your most prized possession!
307
00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:04,332
Liv's gonna freak out!
308
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,967
No, no, no. It's okay, Ruby.
309
00:16:05,969 --> 00:16:10,304
I mean, look, a little athletic tape,
and it's, uh, I think it's good as new.
310
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:11,572
See?
311
00:16:11,574 --> 00:16:13,274
I mean, I don't even...
312
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:16,243
I don't even think that
we have to tell Liv.
313
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:17,912
So, we're gonna lie to her?
314
00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:23,150
Oh, I mean... not really a lie.
315
00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:28,155
Just a sorta secret
between two sorta sisters.
316
00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:31,859
Ah.
317
00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:34,261
Another secret?
318
00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:36,464
I guess sisters lie to each other.
319
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,866
A lot.
320
00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:42,503
I think I'm, like, nailing
this big sister thing.
321
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:51,178
And now the final contestant
of our Laser Fair, Val.
322
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,380
You got this, Val!
323
00:16:52,382 --> 00:16:53,914
Whoo...
324
00:16:56,018 --> 00:16:57,485
(Sighs)
325
00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:01,856
Behold, the power of my laser.
326
00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:04,191
(Beeping, whirring)
327
00:17:09,865 --> 00:17:11,766
(Students cheer)
328
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:18,973
It could knock down a building,
but Mr. Beelick said no.
329
00:17:20,342 --> 00:17:22,510
Seriously, do not knock down a building.
330
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:25,946
The principal is still on me for
destroying the gym last semester.
331
00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:28,416
We had a gym?
332
00:17:30,185 --> 00:17:34,355
BOOMers, I give you two-time
Laser Fair champion, Val...
333
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,390
Not so fast.
334
00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:40,327
The Laser Fair has one more entry.
335
00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:42,663
(Students gasp)
336
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:49,570
(Students gasp)
337
00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,372
That's right, son.
338
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:55,242
I made a laser that can cut a laser
that can knock down a building! Up top!
339
00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:56,410
(Gasps)
340
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:59,313
No! Now I'll get the flu.
341
00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:03,384
Pucker's is the last laser left standing.
342
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,921
I... I have no choice but
to declare him the winner.
343
00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:10,758
Yes! And now a funky fresh victory dance.
344
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:14,462
In your face, in your face,
Pucker Rooney owns this place!
345
00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:18,799
You actually just seem like a braggy jerk.
346
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:21,402
We support each other here, Pucker.
347
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,337
- Boo!
- Students: Boo!
348
00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:27,374
It turns out kids at a science
and technology magnet school
349
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:32,046
in laidback California are not impressed
with witty taunts and gloating.
350
00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:35,282
Boo him! Boo him till it stings!
351
00:18:35,284 --> 00:18:37,451
Students: Boo!
352
00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:39,653
Hey.
353
00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:41,455
Falcon?
354
00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:43,991
Shh! Shh! Everybody, quiet!
355
00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:46,894
Something amazing is about to happen.
356
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,399
How about we lay off Pucker?
357
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:57,338
Sure, he's not as cool as the rest of
us, but why don't you give him a break?
358
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:01,275
'Cause you might need one too someday.
359
00:19:01,277 --> 00:19:02,743
Wow.
360
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:06,347
Showing compassion to
the very lowest of us all.
361
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:10,351
How heroic can you possibly be?
362
00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:16,490
You know somethin', deep
down, we're all heroes.
363
00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:20,060
So says... Falcon.
364
00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,465
Falcon's right.
365
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,434
Maybe poor Pucker just needs a chance.
366
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:29,503
(Students mutter approvingly)
367
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:33,841
Let's hear it for the Laser Fair champion.
368
00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:37,678
(Cheers and applause)
369
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:43,450
Was I just saved by Joey?
370
00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:47,188
Did I move to California or another planet?
371
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,756
(School bell rings)
372
00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:54,662
Hey...
373
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,897
tell the world what you saw today...
374
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,368
and know that you never need be afraid.
375
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,110
How cool was all that?
376
00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,514
Thanks, Munch. It's good to know that
377
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,916
at least my big brother has
my back at this new school.
378
00:20:15,918 --> 00:20:18,719
Oh, come on, buddy.
You'd do the same for me.
379
00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:21,055
Sure.
380
00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:29,196
Hey, Ruby, come here.
381
00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:31,932
Okay, Maddie is asleep, but why
didn't you ruin Velvet Diggie?
382
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,500
I was going to, but...
383
00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:34,768
You know what? It's okay.
384
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:38,606
We will ruin Velvet Diggie tomorrow
and it'll be our little secret, okay?
385
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:39,740
Shh!
386
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,578
Oh, hey, Ruby, Ruby, come here.
387
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:48,349
Dude, Liv totally didn't
notice the painting.
388
00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:50,184
It's gonna be our little secret, okay?
389
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:53,487
Shhhhhh!
390
00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:00,995
(Scary music plays)
391
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:27,488
It's not lying, it's a secret.
392
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,489
- She'll never know.
- Shh!
393
00:21:28,491 --> 00:21:30,457
It's a secret.
394
00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:31,825
Both: Shhhhh!
395
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,027
Stop!
396
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:39,600
I can't do it. I can't keep secrets.
397
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,569
Liv wanted me to destroy your creepy
Velvet Diggie, but I couldn't do it.
398
00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:45,506
Liv! How could you?
399
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:48,642
And Liv, I ruined the
Sisters By Chance picture
400
00:21:48,644 --> 00:21:50,511
and wanted to tell you, but
Maddie told me to hide it.
401
00:21:50,513 --> 00:21:54,148
(Scoffs) You were saying, Maddie?
402
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:56,583
I didn't know sisters had
to lie to each other so much.
403
00:21:56,585 --> 00:21:59,386
I can't. I'm a terrible
sorta little sister.
404
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:04,658
Dude, two days as her big sisters,
and we already broke her.
405
00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:08,495
Hey...
406
00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:10,531
Ruby...
407
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,535
you are not terrible.
408
00:22:14,537 --> 00:22:16,103
We are terrible.
409
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:23,510
Maddie and I can sometimes make each
other do some really stupid things.
410
00:22:23,512 --> 00:22:25,212
Yeah.
411
00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:30,150
But you know what? No more lies
because sisters do not do that.
412
00:22:30,152 --> 00:22:31,485
(Door opens)
413
00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:33,687
Girls, help me.
414
00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,689
I broke Dina's favorite bowl.
415
00:22:35,691 --> 00:22:37,624
Hide it in here. I'll fix it tomorrow.
416
00:22:37,626 --> 00:22:39,426
It'll be our secret. Shh!
417
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,468
Sweet!
418
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:51,238
I feel like this might even be a
little bit better than the original.
419
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,640
"Sorta sisters by chance...
420
00:22:53,642 --> 00:22:56,210
"friends by choice."
421
00:22:56,212 --> 00:22:58,979
I feel like this is gonna
be the greatest year ever.
422
00:23:00,148 --> 00:23:03,183
Liv, a package came for you.
423
00:23:03,185 --> 00:23:04,685
It's from Wisconsin.
424
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,553
Oh. That's weird.
425
00:23:06,555 --> 00:23:08,322
I'm definitely not expecting anything.
426
00:23:08,324 --> 00:23:11,892
Expectations are only a
down payment on resentments.
427
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:16,997
(Screams)
428
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,601
It's a velvet Artie!
429
00:23:20,603 --> 00:23:23,437
Run before it steals your soul!
430
00:23:25,874 --> 00:23:27,641
(Scary music plays)
431
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:29,943
Joey: They call me Falcon.
432
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:34,543
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