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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,200 Translation and synchronization Vidioot 2000 2 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:53,827 Where are they? - They could be anywhere. 3 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:57,240 Stay close to me. I protect you. 4 00:01:23,507 --> 00:01:24,507 Run! 5 00:01:31,396 --> 00:01:32,796 Where are we going? 6 00:01:33,455 --> 00:01:36,055 Keep moving. This way. 7 00:01:38,213 --> 00:01:40,913 Look! - We are saved. 8 00:02:13,928 --> 00:02:15,928 They come through it. 9 00:02:17,129 --> 00:02:18,429 I see. 10 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:20,885 Bring it on! 11 00:02:22,112 --> 00:02:23,512 Get behind me! 12 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:29,706 Brains! - You like brain, h?? 13 00:02:31,186 --> 00:02:32,786 Well, then it eats it. 14 00:02:41,284 --> 00:02:42,984 You have no ammunition. 15 00:02:43,572 --> 00:02:45,072 Not quite. 16 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:53,590 Ready? - A little! 17 00:03:02,711 --> 00:03:04,111 Drop dead! 18 00:03:07,514 --> 00:03:09,614 Ready? - I need more time. 19 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:15,583 Why do you, not your mouth? 20 00:03:17,763 --> 00:03:18,963 Come on, now! 21 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:25,301 You know, I'm glad you have come back from the dead. 22 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,960 Because that means that I you have to kill again. 23 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:46,363 What the hell...? 24 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:49,625 You told me that I this shit would not get me. 25 00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:52,402 Cut! 26 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:55,493 Day 3: Recordings on location of a 27 00:03:55,517 --> 00:03:58,217 New Zealand's low budget "B" horror movie. "TONIGHT THEY COME" 28 00:03:58,675 --> 00:04:02,075 Look at me. I'm full of the filth. 29 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,633 I have to throw up again. 30 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:10,367 Why another perfect Recording ru? ning, Jessica? 31 00:04:10,858 --> 00:04:12,458 What this is really about... 32 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:16,127 Maybe it's your attraction to... 33 00:04:18,411 --> 00:04:19,811 Stanley... 34 00:04:21,726 --> 00:04:26,026 These are unworkable conditions. What if I got it in my eye? 35 00:04:26,273 --> 00:04:29,973 What if he his phlegm in my eye had shot? 36 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:33,204 Slime! 37 00:04:33,643 --> 00:04:36,143 I have more respect being treated. 38 00:04:36,412 --> 00:04:38,212 Right. Of course. 39 00:04:38,322 --> 00:04:41,922 Why do not you sit? We will clean you. 40 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:48,137 Richard! 41 00:04:48,342 --> 00:04:51,042 He is... coming... Yes, S.M.P. 42 00:04:51,604 --> 00:04:54,104 Stalk me that! 43 00:04:55,105 --> 00:04:59,805 Who the hell has Jessica's place put so close to the mucus. 44 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:07,284 Well, everyone does basically everything, within the limited budget. 45 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:10,710 You know what this movie means to me, Richard? 46 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:13,451 Your baby. - It's my baby. 47 00:05:13,506 --> 00:05:15,406 I make here for a birth, Richard. 48 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:19,399 I'm giving birth, So do not tell me what's going wrong. 49 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:24,908 Rub only on my stomach and help I give birth to my beautiful baby. 50 00:05:25,397 --> 00:05:26,597 It's just a zombie movie. 51 00:05:26,635 --> 00:05:28,835 What? - I mean, no. I'm working on it. 52 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:32,345 Harrold! 53 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,491 Yes. - Where is my new end? 54 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:36,884 Sir... 55 00:05:38,582 --> 00:05:41,582 Almost finished. - Good. 56 00:05:46,269 --> 00:05:48,169 Flicker then! 57 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:55,063 So, there we were. The big finale. 58 00:05:55,466 --> 00:05:58,566 Winner will be the top team of the island. 59 00:05:59,547 --> 00:06:01,747 We are just before the match. 60 00:06:02,273 --> 00:06:05,873 Nobody said a word, but when I looked into their eyes... 61 00:06:06,376 --> 00:06:08,476 I could see that they were scared. 62 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,318 Tane, where is that new runner I've asked for. 63 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,565 Has not yet shown up, Rich. 64 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:18,975 Ok?, find out where that remains. 65 00:06:20,443 --> 00:06:21,443 Yes. - Yes. 66 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:48,819 This is it. Your big chance. 67 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,434 Be ready to impress. 68 00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:54,297 Tane, right? The location manager. We spoke on the phone. 69 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:58,045 You must be the new runner? - Yes that's me. 70 00:06:58,281 --> 00:06:59,681 I'm Wesley. 71 00:07:00,311 --> 00:07:01,511 You are late. 72 00:07:03,599 --> 00:07:04,599 Well... 73 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:09,543 Then they said that it was remote, I did not realize it was so far. 74 00:07:09,716 --> 00:07:12,516 You're lost. - A few times. 75 00:07:12,847 --> 00:07:15,847 I tried to call. - Yes, there is almost no coverage here. 76 00:07:15,939 --> 00:07:18,639 Do you need such a thing? You're going to meet the director. 77 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:21,679 My own intercom, what an honor. 78 00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:25,238 It's my first time on a film set. I just finished film school. 79 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:26,790 Yes. 80 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:29,791 I see myself first and foremost as scriptwriter. 81 00:07:31,135 --> 00:07:35,835 Remember, the people here on the set, you first see as their servant. 82 00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:39,279 What? 83 00:08:02,554 --> 00:08:04,354 You trolley fell over. 84 00:08:05,806 --> 00:08:07,406 I am very... - Ineptly? 85 00:08:07,466 --> 00:08:08,766 No... What? 86 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:13,430 Throw you always other people's stuff? - No, I mean, I have not done. 87 00:08:15,143 --> 00:08:17,543 Come, let me help you. 88 00:08:33,818 --> 00:08:35,718 Stop Susan's stuff to throw. 89 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:38,519 You're just five seconds on the set and I'm already worse. 90 00:08:38,522 --> 00:08:40,122 Sorry, I... - Now! 91 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:43,009 Ok?. Susan Day. - Now! 92 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:55,256 Look out, little sucker rosewater. - Calm down, Randy. 93 00:08:56,127 --> 00:08:59,627 That is the props master. Try to stay away from him. 94 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:02,076 At the very food. 95 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,738 To BARN SET 96 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:09,058 Ok?, listen. You start at the bottom. Call Stanley, always S.M.P. 97 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:12,070 And remember the pecking order. - And that is? 98 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:15,719 That each other in this production is more important than you. 99 00:09:17,477 --> 00:09:20,577 Now, you see that guy, where S.M.P. shouts against? 100 00:09:22,549 --> 00:09:25,349 The one who looks as if he is painful to shit. 101 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,690 You're not worth motherfuckers! - That's it. Driver. 102 00:09:27,773 --> 00:09:31,373 He is the first AD. You set ask him and me. 103 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:34,106 And each other, which tells you to do something. 104 00:09:34,142 --> 00:09:36,642 Ok?, but what is my task? - Your task... 105 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,543 is to do everything, what one wants to do. 106 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,300 Try not to get fired. Good luck, young. 107 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,600 Layoffs? 108 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:49,471 Sorry, Stanley. I feel very bad. 109 00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:51,699 Something is wrong. 110 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:54,555 If you go back to the village, look... 111 00:09:57,540 --> 00:10:01,340 Who the hell is this misfit? Where is the runner, I asked for? 112 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,650 This is the new runner. 113 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:11,184 I'm Wesley. Wesley Pennington, it's a big... 114 00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,085 That makes me no balls out. 115 00:10:13,836 --> 00:10:17,036 Go with Clive to the village and find out what ails him. 116 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:23,490 What the hell! - Ok?. 117 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,459 Are you okay? 118 00:10:27,925 --> 00:10:30,925 I made the mistake to eat at the pub last night. 119 00:10:31,721 --> 00:10:34,221 Since then I feel like I'm dying. 120 00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:45,357 The Zombies are coming! - What? 121 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,700 Jesus Christ Greg, not now. 122 00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:50,401 My name is Greg. My name is Dr. Herbert White. 123 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:53,243 Head scientist working at the "C virus". 124 00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:56,755 There has been an outbreak. - I'm not playing now, Greg. I have pain. 125 00:10:56,967 --> 00:11:00,667 Go bother someone else. - The zombies are coming! 126 00:11:00,717 --> 00:11:04,317 We are all in danger! - Who was that? 127 00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:09,346 Greg Winston. - Greg Winston? I did not recognize him. 128 00:11:09,815 --> 00:11:12,915 He's been here for six weeks to study his role. 129 00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:17,812 He continues to walk around in his role, even if the cameras are not running. 130 00:11:17,921 --> 00:11:20,121 He is totally... - Confused? 131 00:11:20,391 --> 00:11:22,091 Doorgedraaid. 132 00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:24,124 Come on, let's go. 133 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,143 Hi. Can you recommend a doctor for my Call a friend. He's very sick. 134 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,538 I can not, I'm afraid. Too busy. 135 00:11:57,431 --> 00:12:00,431 You do not understand, he must return. He is needed for filming today. 136 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,972 Let him wait for his turn, just like everyone else. 137 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:06,773 This disease has struck the city. 138 00:12:08,501 --> 00:12:14,801 They say something bad in there water supply has come. 139 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:19,710 Besides, I feel myself also not so fit. 140 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,382 I'll be with you. 141 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:38,320 My husband has a lot of pain. He can barely talk. 142 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:51,796 Look, go and lie down. Waiting for the doctor. 143 00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:54,236 I'll be back, ok?? 144 00:12:55,936 --> 00:12:56,936 Ok?. 145 00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:03,922 Look... 146 00:13:04,737 --> 00:13:07,237 This should be something unprofessional, but... 147 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,106 Would you like to look at my script? 148 00:13:12,218 --> 00:13:13,518 I know. 149 00:13:14,191 --> 00:13:15,891 That make us more often. 150 00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,779 Do not reject it immediately. 151 00:13:19,659 --> 00:13:21,359 I do not want to give away... 152 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,683 but there is a great foreign character, 153 00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:26,541 that's right up your street. 154 00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,238 I just leave it behind. 155 00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:06,716 Sign up, Richard. 156 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,014 Yeah, you're behind what happened to Clive is going on? 157 00:14:11,457 --> 00:14:14,857 No, but I do not think he yet is acting today. 158 00:14:14,996 --> 00:14:18,096 The whole village has apparently suffer from the same, so... 159 00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:20,297 The doctor does not have time. 160 00:14:21,918 --> 00:14:27,118 Cunt! Ok?,'ll be back as soon as possible. - Yes sir. 161 00:14:29,108 --> 00:14:30,108 Hey? 162 00:14:32,713 --> 00:14:33,713 Hey? 163 00:15:17,779 --> 00:15:20,179 Who was already there, I think. 164 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,133 That is OK?. 165 00:15:22,641 --> 00:15:26,441 The insurance covers though. - No! Help! 166 00:15:26,829 --> 00:15:28,929 Just go... Go back! 167 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,580 No do not do that! Do not come any closer! 168 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,405 Everthing allright? 169 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,245 But of course. Who are you? 170 00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:42,997 I'm Wesley, the new runner. 171 00:15:42,998 --> 00:15:45,998 I heard shouting and thought that there was an emergency. 172 00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:51,307 No, I just read what new rules the dialogue aloud. 173 00:15:52,197 --> 00:15:55,397 They are terrible, of course. Nobody speaks, but... 174 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:58,919 S.M. damn P. wishes another end. 175 00:16:01,117 --> 00:16:02,417 What happened to the... 176 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:06,627 bold original horror film, we would make together. 177 00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:11,377 How is it in such a worthless changed dud? 178 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,471 I know exactly where you come from. 179 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,233 I actually write my own zombie movie. 180 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:21,856 Are you a writer? - Ben just finished film school. 181 00:16:22,353 --> 00:16:24,453 Greetings, student of the page. 182 00:16:25,008 --> 00:16:28,208 Well, we need writers each stand half. 183 00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:31,226 Maybe I can give you some give directions. 184 00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:34,101 Yeah, I mean... That would be amazing. 185 00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:41,014 You see, Wesley, there is inspiration all around you. 186 00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:42,987 Let me give you an example. 187 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:48,969 A spoiled princess. Blessed with great beauty. 188 00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:52,559 Her appearance makes her an object For the desires of others, but... 189 00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,744 If no one can see through it, 190 00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:58,445 how they ever get those fair admiration and respect, 191 00:16:58,497 --> 00:17:00,497 which requires them yourself? 192 00:17:01,699 --> 00:17:02,799 The king... 193 00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:08,499 a crumbling kingdom. Struggling to stay in power. 194 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:13,992 Is he a misunderstood genius? Or an enthusiastic crazy? 195 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,468 The Prophet. 196 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,658 A small storyteller. 197 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:24,009 Or is he just a storyteller great stories? 198 00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:25,726 Can you follow it? 199 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:30,006 Yes, but I do not see the difference between Borrowing movies or real life. 200 00:17:30,198 --> 00:17:35,498 Because those movies someone else's ideas of reality, not your own. 201 00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:39,547 Great stories come from yourself. From there. 202 00:17:41,696 --> 00:17:45,596 So Wesley... What will your story be? 203 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,620 Ok?, yes. Let's just... 204 00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,743 Gosh! - Do it. 205 00:17:49,798 --> 00:17:53,098 Time for me to move on, Before the king my head. 206 00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:55,528 H?, runner boy! 207 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,625 H?, I mean, h?. 208 00:18:34,227 --> 00:18:35,227 I mean... 209 00:18:36,263 --> 00:18:39,463 H?, I'm Wesley, the runner boy. 210 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:43,285 The runner, but actually I see myself as a writer. 211 00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:47,986 Yes? I see myself more as an actress, I do this until I get a good role. 212 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,001 Oh, you're an actress? I can see why, because your face is good. 213 00:18:52,243 --> 00:18:54,943 I mean, you have a good there face before, before acting. 214 00:18:55,286 --> 00:18:57,386 The camera would you keep face. 215 00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:01,782 And there's nothing wrong with your body. It is a good body and face. 216 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:05,690 Beautiful. More than beautiful. Beautiful. 217 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,530 Sexy. 218 00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:10,870 Well formed. 219 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:17,019 The two together? The camera would to love it, all two. 220 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,690 Yes. 221 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:22,964 Clive is in order? - Yes. I mean, no. 222 00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:24,313 Well... 223 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:27,366 Did they say, what's wrong with him? 224 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,967 According to him it was a bad meal in the pub. 225 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:33,268 Thank God. I thought that I had cooked already bad. 226 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,100 Again? - Shit! 227 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:38,690 Do not tell anyone, I said it. - No, I would not do. 228 00:19:38,691 --> 00:19:40,991 Half of the crew thinks, that I want to poison. 229 00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:43,652 What? With this? 230 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,382 Are you kidding? This looks... 231 00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:50,295 delicious. - So you want some? 232 00:19:55,211 --> 00:19:56,211 Yes. 233 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,149 You know, I thought maybe... 234 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,277 Maybe what? 235 00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:09,267 Maybe, I'm going to sit there and enjoy this delicious food. 236 00:20:10,217 --> 00:20:11,817 Ok?, do. 237 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,885 Weirdo. 238 00:20:15,487 --> 00:20:17,987 Who said you could sit here? - No, I'll go away. 239 00:20:18,188 --> 00:20:20,788 Come on, Randy. Leave him alone. 240 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,712 Let me tell you my story? 241 00:20:23,894 --> 00:20:25,994 Relax, madhouse. He's not even real. 242 00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:29,362 It is made of high quality polystyrene. Look? 243 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,013 I adore but what about you. 244 00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:35,738 You morons are so stupid and silly. 245 00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:36,963 As I said: 246 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,302 The grand finale, five minutes to go, 10 points behind. 247 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,526 Shit, not again. 248 00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:44,639 Yes, we know, you scored the touchdown. You won the game, yes. 249 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,240 Blew each other in the shower. You fucked to celebrate. 250 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,747 What a tale! 251 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,166 Why do not you get yourself yet a piece of pie, curling violin. 252 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:56,951 Well, I'd rather blow my brains in, then listen to this bullshit. 253 00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:59,183 It's not even real football. 254 00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:01,649 Muthafucka! 255 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,530 Anyway... 256 00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:06,136 We fought largely a losing battle. 257 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,048 Note you? 258 00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:29,086 They scored twice and we had no answer. 259 00:21:29,138 --> 00:21:31,238 With less than three minutes on the clock, 260 00:21:31,715 --> 00:21:33,215 it seemed impossible. 261 00:21:33,705 --> 00:21:35,805 But then... out of nowhere... 262 00:21:36,186 --> 00:21:38,486 Hit it fast, from the kickoff. 263 00:21:41,664 --> 00:21:45,464 They gave me the ball. I threw a pass. 264 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:49,292 Winny Gracer has space. He dashed past the line... 265 00:21:49,293 --> 00:21:50,793 and scored in the corner. 266 00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:55,521 The try is scored. There are only two minutes to go and three points behind. 267 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:58,838 I tackle from kickoff. We get a penalty. 268 00:21:59,692 --> 00:22:02,592 A shot on goal, provides us with a tie on. 269 00:22:03,217 --> 00:22:05,817 Or, we can try running. 270 00:22:06,538 --> 00:22:08,138 To win the contest. 271 00:22:11,713 --> 00:22:13,413 Who said you could take a break? 272 00:22:14,495 --> 00:22:16,195 How long have you been back? 273 00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:20,119 Not long, I just got here. - He has the cook get up horny. 274 00:22:20,192 --> 00:22:23,292 No, I did not. I no horny people. 275 00:22:24,197 --> 00:22:26,197 We just had a conversation. 276 00:22:30,252 --> 00:22:33,652 Give this to Greg and make sure, he reads this time. 277 00:22:33,905 --> 00:22:38,105 Once you've done that, find Harold and see if he has down the new ending. 278 00:22:38,629 --> 00:22:43,229 I know you've heard rumors, he experimented on real bodies, 279 00:22:43,272 --> 00:22:47,172 which he has managed to dig. But do not worry, it's not true. 280 00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,783 We never saw him let do experiments. 281 00:22:59,487 --> 00:23:03,687 It's not safe out there. The zombies are coming. 282 00:23:04,961 --> 00:23:06,461 Right, well... 283 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,280 We thought you were not against they wanted to fight on an empty stomach. 284 00:23:09,281 --> 00:23:10,581 Needless. 285 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:14,208 I rely only on what the land can produce. 286 00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:18,150 What do you have for food... eaten. 287 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,747 Ok?, which you have just eaten. 288 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,467 You will be amazed how many but one is needed. 289 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:29,139 All the way, if you own recycles urine. 290 00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:35,927 I can not leave. Now I'm so close to a cure. 291 00:23:37,137 --> 00:23:39,337 The answers lie within. 292 00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:43,274 I had to give you this script. 293 00:23:43,328 --> 00:23:46,228 What I have a script. I'm a scientist. 294 00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:49,751 This is the end of the world. I have no time for fiction. 295 00:23:50,136 --> 00:23:52,436 There is new text. If you do not know... 296 00:23:52,469 --> 00:23:54,869 Unless... unless... 297 00:23:54,874 --> 00:24:00,274 script contains a secret code, which includes calculations for the "C Virus." 298 00:24:00,582 --> 00:24:04,482 In that case I would read it directly, to better understand my role in... 299 00:24:05,104 --> 00:24:07,804 the fight against the zombie apocalypse. 300 00:24:08,328 --> 00:24:09,328 Right. 301 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:13,090 That's exactly what this is. - Then I read it immediately. 302 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,840 There is so little time... 303 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,572 finally. - Do the zombies? 304 00:24:19,056 --> 00:24:20,456 Exactly. 305 00:24:23,198 --> 00:24:26,798 Where is my new ending. - Harold, are still working on, sir. 306 00:24:26,855 --> 00:24:28,655 And what is that? 307 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,819 That's actually my script. 308 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:34,920 Yes, every man and his mother currently writing a script. 309 00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:37,984 My mother, if she should hide me. 310 00:24:38,439 --> 00:24:40,639 What would be difficult, because I live with her. 311 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,217 Just kidding. I do not live with my mother. 312 00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:49,561 I live in the garage, which is entirely separate from the house. 313 00:24:49,645 --> 00:24:53,345 You may want to read my script? You certainly many good ideas. 314 00:24:53,406 --> 00:24:56,906 I do not think so. - I have entrusted to you. 315 00:24:58,804 --> 00:25:01,304 Ok?, Go! - Now? 316 00:25:01,677 --> 00:25:04,377 Yes now! - Ok?. 317 00:25:05,449 --> 00:25:08,849 But it's a zombie. - Go. God, not yet?? n. 318 00:25:09,386 --> 00:25:15,186 But it is hot, as a love story. - Romance has no place in horror films. 319 00:25:16,046 --> 00:25:18,946 It also has many comic moments. It is a "horrordie". 320 00:25:18,974 --> 00:25:21,474 One minute you laugh and Next you jump out of your seat. 321 00:25:21,529 --> 00:25:24,129 "Horrordie" is not a word. 322 00:25:25,137 --> 00:25:27,837 And mash-ups never work. 323 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,300 Sir, this script does everything to me. 324 00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:37,110 And I have all along dreamed of, give it to someone as you give. 325 00:25:41,145 --> 00:25:44,345 Ok?, maybe I'll do it take a close look at. 326 00:25:45,147 --> 00:25:46,947 I understand your reluctance, but 327 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:51,983 I think you are the subtle homages of Carpenter and Remy will appreciate. 328 00:25:52,577 --> 00:25:56,777 It is one of the films, which by Everyone is frequently viewed. 329 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,256 Do not stand there, go do something. 330 00:26:00,537 --> 00:26:02,037 And my script? 331 00:26:02,774 --> 00:26:07,374 Oh, yeah, and fill it with toilet paper. Those pages did their job well. 332 00:26:13,953 --> 00:26:16,353 Ok?, everyone! Quiet on the set! 333 00:26:17,149 --> 00:26:19,049 Quiet on the set, everyone! 334 00:26:24,673 --> 00:26:26,273 All ready! 335 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:30,970 Scene 57. Take three. 336 00:26:32,417 --> 00:26:33,617 Action! 337 00:26:35,649 --> 00:26:39,749 We should not do this. It's dangerous. 338 00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:41,789 The world will perish. 339 00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:43,814 I see... 340 00:26:44,439 --> 00:26:46,639 Let's go out with a bang. 341 00:27:13,249 --> 00:27:15,149 Cut! Cut! 342 00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:18,472 Sorry! 343 00:27:19,178 --> 00:27:20,378 Hinge. 344 00:27:20,592 --> 00:27:24,992 Everyone, keep your damn head, Please. 345 00:27:25,205 --> 00:27:27,005 Ok?, let's do a recording. 346 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:30,945 H?, Stan, I will not complain, but... 347 00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:34,181 I believe that this light my muscles do any good. 348 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,360 Set the lights again. - No, we still do a recording. 349 00:27:37,374 --> 00:27:40,974 Not until this light is arranged. Can you look after my stand-in. 350 00:27:42,064 --> 00:27:43,064 Jessica... 351 00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:48,026 Join me in my trailer, to deepen this scene what? 352 00:27:49,613 --> 00:27:56,213 Because you fucked all your colleagues, do it for me not to succeed. 353 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:59,930 ?? This is one of my things. - Yes, maybe 10 years ago. 354 00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:01,814 You call sidetracked me? 355 00:28:01,859 --> 00:28:04,559 No, says no, Adam. Let us keep all clammy. 356 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,600 You can not even an American accent do, that's pretty pathetic. 357 00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:12,458 I would rather die than with you go to bed. 358 00:28:12,638 --> 00:28:16,938 Furthermore, everyone knows that you are secretly gay. 359 00:28:17,274 --> 00:28:20,874 I'm not that. - Everybody calm now, we are mature. 360 00:28:20,955 --> 00:28:26,755 Forget it, no. I can not work with this motherfucker. 361 00:28:27,365 --> 00:28:31,765 Everyone knows that my American accent is perfect. 362 00:28:35,534 --> 00:28:37,034 I'm not gay. 363 00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:44,992 Sir, there's another problem. 364 00:28:45,832 --> 00:28:51,832 The stand-in is missing. - We'll have a replacement yet, or not? 365 00:28:57,177 --> 00:28:59,577 What is this bear season? 366 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,757 He looks like a monkey. 367 00:29:05,921 --> 00:29:09,421 See it this way... It can not be worse. 368 00:29:13,526 --> 00:29:14,526 Shit! 369 00:29:21,213 --> 00:29:22,213 Cookie? 370 00:29:31,906 --> 00:29:38,006 No, no, we have a stand-in needed for Jessica. 371 00:29:40,371 --> 00:29:42,971 God, I can not believe, I'm doing this. 372 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:50,400 Sorry for that net. I dress no one on the set, which seems very happy. 373 00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:54,528 It's my first day only. 374 00:29:54,831 --> 00:29:59,231 It's so frustrating, this is the closest at is, to stand before the camera. 375 00:29:59,926 --> 00:30:02,126 Still waiting the big breakthrough? 376 00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:03,825 What big breakthrough? 377 00:30:04,023 --> 00:30:10,123 I am 1.65 meters. I am not very thin, or tanned, or blond. 378 00:30:10,332 --> 00:30:12,532 I do not do accents and... 379 00:30:12,835 --> 00:30:16,235 My basic skills things in pieces. 380 00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:21,452 The only job I could get at the movie is like cook and I hate cooking. 381 00:30:23,296 --> 00:30:27,496 I think it counts for both sides. - Cooking hate me? 382 00:30:27,585 --> 00:30:29,185 People hate to cook. 383 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,196 Right. 384 00:30:32,217 --> 00:30:36,017 I do not know why I am angry. I hate most of the roles that I audition 385 00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:40,146 for've done, you know, waiting for a big strong man who will save me. 386 00:30:41,061 --> 00:30:47,061 You know, the script I'm working on, has a strong female role. 387 00:30:48,009 --> 00:30:50,609 Where the script about? - It is a zombie. 388 00:30:51,445 --> 00:30:52,445 Really? 389 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:56,786 With all due respect, but I love films that may be true. 390 00:30:56,853 --> 00:30:59,153 Things that come from the real world. 391 00:31:00,314 --> 00:31:07,114 No, no, the light is not good. You Both should be in a better position. 392 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,190 This is an attitude that is shameful and humiliating. 393 00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:13,566 Totally. 394 00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:17,930 It is also not true that we never have been in this position. 395 00:31:17,938 --> 00:31:20,138 Oh yes, I am often in this been position. 396 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:23,290 Because I had sex. 397 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,170 Are you okay? - Yes! 398 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:42,031 It's here just so hot. It's so hot here! 399 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,633 Could you just kiss? 400 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:48,171 Are you serious? - Yes, yes, for the frame. 401 00:31:51,638 --> 00:31:56,438 Well, if it's for the frame, we have to actually do what he says. 402 00:32:05,335 --> 00:32:06,935 That do not you think. 403 00:32:07,576 --> 00:32:11,176 No, it's... it's not what you think. I can explain. 404 00:32:11,234 --> 00:32:13,434 What now? - He has a boner. 405 00:32:17,905 --> 00:32:20,405 I have not. She exaggerates. 406 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,105 He has a raging boner. 407 00:32:22,131 --> 00:32:25,031 He is not angry. He is on no one evil. He's just happy. 408 00:32:25,106 --> 00:32:27,106 It is a happy, little... 409 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:31,115 Look, he's not stiff. He is still but semi-rigid. It goes away. 410 00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:35,025 No way. I am gone. - Do not go away. It was an accident. 411 00:32:35,182 --> 00:32:37,282 It's a compliment, if you think about it. 412 00:32:38,714 --> 00:32:42,214 You should be flattered. - H?, Wesley! 413 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,903 My stiff! 414 00:32:48,672 --> 00:32:50,272 It's just a semi-rigid. 415 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:51,391 Are we done here? 416 00:32:51,392 --> 00:32:54,892 Yes, but the nerd is too ugly to to highlight without the girl. 417 00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:58,456 Is it fair skin, or hair. 418 00:32:58,459 --> 00:33:01,159 I can hear everything you say. - What? 419 00:33:01,239 --> 00:33:05,939 I'd expect a little more respect. - Your sock is dropped. 420 00:33:07,631 --> 00:33:11,631 Richard, stop messing around with that backward runner and come over here. 421 00:33:11,788 --> 00:33:13,488 I've lost my phone again. 422 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,476 I'm not just a backward runner, you know. 423 00:33:16,642 --> 00:33:18,642 I'm actually a ge inspired writer. 424 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:22,064 You're actually a writer? Were you at the film school? 425 00:33:22,191 --> 00:33:25,091 Yes. - Yes, I was in film school. 426 00:33:25,896 --> 00:33:28,496 When I finished it I thought, I was the next Spielberg. 427 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,850 Five years working for S.M.P. 428 00:33:32,423 --> 00:33:35,123 and I do not even like him call by his first name. 429 00:33:35,444 --> 00:33:37,844 What's that for respect. - Not very good. 430 00:33:37,845 --> 00:33:41,045 Now I can never be a movie directing myself. 431 00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:43,219 No... 432 00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:48,833 I finish, I think, as the fat punching bag of S.M.P., for the rest of my life. 433 00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:54,067 Now, little head up. That's better, so. 434 00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:01,419 Forbidden Area STAY AWAY 435 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:25,887 Such an intention to detail. 436 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,819 Twilight of the dead. 437 00:34:59,113 --> 00:35:00,313 I'm a fool. 438 00:35:01,696 --> 00:35:02,996 Wes, beware. 439 00:35:05,183 --> 00:35:07,883 What was that for? - Sorry. 440 00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:10,867 I tought that you could catch him. 441 00:35:11,966 --> 00:35:12,966 Is everything alright? 442 00:35:16,343 --> 00:35:17,643 Not really. 443 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,749 I feel like a loser because I thought to invent the cinema again. 444 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:25,619 I thought I had everything figured out, but that turned out not to be so. 445 00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:29,430 Maybe I'm not fit, to work in the film industry. 446 00:35:32,234 --> 00:35:34,634 You mean, the big finale, I told you about. 447 00:35:35,927 --> 00:35:38,327 We got a penalty, we would be on the goal can shoot. 448 00:35:38,421 --> 00:35:40,121 Then we would have been right. 449 00:35:40,581 --> 00:35:43,781 But I decided to take a short kick to give. 450 00:35:44,556 --> 00:35:48,656 They were really upset and I went past a number of defenders. 451 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,841 I stepped to the left. I stepped to the right. 452 00:35:52,001 --> 00:35:53,401 Heavy tackle. 453 00:35:53,837 --> 00:35:57,437 The back line is only 20 meters deleted. It's the run of my life. 454 00:35:57,633 --> 00:36:00,033 They fall off me. Crashing down like flies. 455 00:36:00,053 --> 00:36:03,753 I roll over them. I feel, like nothing can stop me, 456 00:36:04,275 --> 00:36:07,575 The back line is getting closer. The crowd was amused. 457 00:36:08,471 --> 00:36:09,871 Then I got tackled. 458 00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:14,979 I felt that she pulled me down. I'm not going to make it. 459 00:36:14,985 --> 00:36:17,085 I have to protect the ball. 460 00:36:17,422 --> 00:36:20,222 Then I hear the crowd roar. They call out to me. 461 00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:23,223 Go Tane! Go on, you can do it! 462 00:36:23,799 --> 00:36:27,299 I used all my strength. I dug into it until, BANG! 463 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,500 I just fell on the back line and scored. 464 00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:33,601 Like the flute end playtime blows. The crowd was amused. 465 00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:37,828 We won the game. of n?? the best moments in my life. 466 00:36:40,238 --> 00:36:41,638 But my advice? 467 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:47,108 Go for it. Because if you get the ball, you can be running along. 468 00:36:47,821 --> 00:36:49,821 That's easy for you, so to speak. 469 00:36:50,733 --> 00:36:52,533 People do not see you as a joke. 470 00:36:53,246 --> 00:36:54,246 Maybe... 471 00:36:55,287 --> 00:36:56,887 But I guarantee you this... 472 00:36:57,530 --> 00:37:01,230 But you can not score if you do not want to stay in the match. 473 00:37:05,271 --> 00:37:09,271 Now, grab that light stuff and make clean up the mess on the set. 474 00:37:11,189 --> 00:37:12,989 Now? - Yes now! 475 00:37:16,598 --> 00:37:17,998 This is the big shot. 476 00:37:17,999 --> 00:37:21,799 All the zombies come out of the woods and chase Jessica and Adam. 477 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:26,807 The zombies are coming! The zombies are coming! 478 00:37:27,336 --> 00:37:30,936 Dick but with him. Yes, we know, they come Greg. It is very anxious. 479 00:37:31,019 --> 00:37:32,919 I mean it! 480 00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:38,086 They are coming! Zombies! I've been bitten by a zombie. 481 00:37:38,268 --> 00:37:42,168 We are all in danger! - Of course we are in danger, Greg. 482 00:37:42,249 --> 00:37:43,649 It is an apocalypse. 483 00:37:43,792 --> 00:37:46,192 We try all to prepare for the best. 484 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:50,632 Are you all ripped from the pot. - Very original. 485 00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:54,701 The zombies are coming! - It's not the first time. 486 00:38:00,891 --> 00:38:03,291 What? Go away! 487 00:38:04,347 --> 00:38:06,347 Damn method actors. 488 00:38:06,921 --> 00:38:08,221 Pull over. 489 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:13,764 Stanley! Someone needs me to the village bring, to go to the toilet. 490 00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:15,963 What's wrong with our "long fall"? 491 00:38:17,263 --> 00:38:18,963 Yes, you kidding? 492 00:38:19,879 --> 00:38:25,679 For you see, I'm not with my ass, that nasty "long fall" down. 493 00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:30,385 Just like that other mob. - We're going to record a scene. 494 00:38:30,404 --> 00:38:33,204 I do not care. Just do what I say. 495 00:38:35,056 --> 00:38:37,356 No. - What? 496 00:38:37,603 --> 00:38:38,603 No. 497 00:38:38,967 --> 00:38:42,767 You do what I say. I'm the damn director, goddammit. 498 00:38:42,774 --> 00:38:48,374 And now I refer you to the "long drop" where you can go shit, just like everyone else. 499 00:38:48,418 --> 00:38:50,718 How dare you speak to me like that? 500 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:55,546 I won a "Quanty". The best onrushing female artist. 501 00:38:55,628 --> 00:38:58,828 You mean, breast budding female artist. 502 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:00,810 Pardon? - That's right. 503 00:39:00,902 --> 00:39:06,402 The only reason why you cunt price won was because you have perfect tits. 504 00:39:07,392 --> 00:39:11,592 But over 10 years, which will boobs not so perfect. 505 00:39:12,311 --> 00:39:15,711 So, if you want a carreer after your 35th 506 00:39:15,843 --> 00:39:18,943 I suggest that you stop, with you act like a damn diva. 507 00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:21,670 And what do you, damn it, it is said. 508 00:39:41,499 --> 00:39:43,599 Stop with the fucking clapping. 509 00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:27,934 Oh my God. 510 00:40:42,656 --> 00:40:44,456 Something wanted to grab me. 511 00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:52,590 So, there came a hand in the toilet and tried to get you. 512 00:40:56,143 --> 00:41:00,643 I have not seen anything. - Of course, the door was closed. 513 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,660 In addition, they stood at the door and have perhaps done. 514 00:41:05,694 --> 00:41:09,294 Did you do that, you sick freak? - No, I know nothing. 515 00:41:09,368 --> 00:41:12,868 Those stories are not true. It was... - I have no interest turd. 516 00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:16,671 Can it get any worse today? 517 00:41:19,529 --> 00:41:22,029 We need an alternative to find. 518 00:41:28,191 --> 00:41:31,691 Is it that good? - Ok?, just go over there. 519 00:41:43,174 --> 00:41:45,974 Here? - Ok? and do not let me see you lurking, 520 00:41:46,022 --> 00:41:49,122 because I heard that, that's exactly what you're doing. 521 00:42:06,215 --> 00:42:07,215 Hey? 522 00:42:14,304 --> 00:42:17,104 I know you're there, dick. 523 00:42:20,531 --> 00:42:22,231 You're not funny. 524 00:42:31,205 --> 00:42:33,505 Hit yourself with. 525 00:42:36,126 --> 00:42:37,426 Well, listen everybody. 526 00:42:37,492 --> 00:42:40,792 I know that the film was not so, as we had all hoped. 527 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:43,262 But that will change. 528 00:42:43,626 --> 00:42:48,326 I just wan the best script discovered that I have ever read. 529 00:42:48,496 --> 00:42:50,696 We're going to stop what we are recording 530 00:42:50,697 --> 00:42:54,597 and start all over again this new scenario. 531 00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:58,448 For I know that this production whole is turning around. 532 00:42:58,705 --> 00:43:00,305 So, please, everyone. 533 00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:04,912 I want a round of applause for the architect of this masterpiece. 534 00:43:05,418 --> 00:43:07,318 Wesley Pennington. 535 00:43:10,459 --> 00:43:12,659 Well done, my young. 536 00:43:13,521 --> 00:43:16,721 There he is. - Wesley, give me five. 537 00:43:19,882 --> 00:43:24,282 That's it, little sucker rosewater. Here's a glock. 538 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:53,414 I love you. - Wesley, Wesley... 539 00:44:17,692 --> 00:44:22,592 Wesley. Wesley! Wesley. Wesley! 540 00:44:25,435 --> 00:44:28,435 Wesley was asleep. Uh, here. 541 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,519 Where the hell are you. Everyone is waiting for Jessica. 542 00:44:47,257 --> 00:44:50,257 She is gone. 543 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:56,790 How can she be gone? Where is she going? 544 00:44:56,801 --> 00:44:59,701 I do not know. - It's your fucking job to know. 545 00:45:00,312 --> 00:45:02,112 Jesus! 546 00:45:02,595 --> 00:45:06,795 The world spans from me to me to hold back to make my movie. 547 00:45:07,514 --> 00:45:10,014 Can there be anything good? 548 00:45:11,571 --> 00:45:13,871 Just give me something. 549 00:45:17,871 --> 00:45:18,871 Sir? 550 00:45:23,578 --> 00:45:26,278 Jessica? Jessica! 551 00:45:30,382 --> 00:45:31,382 What...? 552 00:45:34,203 --> 00:45:35,303 Jessica? 553 00:45:37,292 --> 00:45:39,492 Where did you, damn it been? 554 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:42,931 Is that her American accent? 555 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,319 It gets worse. 556 00:45:52,044 --> 00:45:55,044 Greg. Have you seen Jessica? 557 00:45:56,723 --> 00:45:58,723 I found some of your props. 558 00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:02,803 Jee. 559 00:46:03,754 --> 00:46:05,854 You're really dedicated. 560 00:46:08,017 --> 00:46:10,217 Why did you, your tits there protrude so? 561 00:46:10,957 --> 00:46:13,457 No, it distracts from... 562 00:46:15,537 --> 00:46:16,737 What did I say? 563 00:46:19,495 --> 00:46:20,495 Tits. 564 00:46:25,904 --> 00:46:28,804 Oh God, she runs publicly empty. 565 00:46:37,342 --> 00:46:38,342 Right. 566 00:46:39,106 --> 00:46:41,906 You're a zombie. You want to eat me. 567 00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:44,263 Ok?. 568 00:46:44,945 --> 00:46:47,345 No, please, sir zombie. 569 00:46:48,193 --> 00:46:49,593 Do not eat me. 570 00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:54,443 Ok?, easy now. 571 00:46:54,868 --> 00:46:57,868 You can stop now. I'm not here to help you rehearse. 572 00:46:57,895 --> 00:47:00,895 Seriously. You stink. Get off me. 573 00:47:04,618 --> 00:47:06,418 Now that's a prop. 574 00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,022 What's wrong with her? 575 00:47:39,545 --> 00:47:45,445 Oh my God. Seriously. She is on drugs. 576 00:47:45,777 --> 00:47:51,377 She trips. Perfect. This is just perfect. 577 00:47:59,909 --> 00:48:01,309 Oh my God. 578 00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:17,540 Poor bastard. 579 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:44,085 Let someone her to her trailer transferring and cleaning. 580 00:48:46,494 --> 00:48:47,494 Now! 581 00:49:00,282 --> 00:49:06,082 Well... That could be a lawsuit. Luckily the camera was not running. 582 00:49:07,046 --> 00:49:11,146 Ok?, let's forget the actors. Let's shoot the zombies, ok?? 583 00:49:11,439 --> 00:49:13,039 Put them in a row. 584 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:16,067 This is "the zombies come out of the woods "sc? ne. 585 00:49:16,461 --> 00:49:20,061 And it's going to be spectacular. 586 00:49:27,336 --> 00:49:28,936 You're not really... 587 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,880 No no no. 588 00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:49,933 They say something bad in there water supply has come. 589 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,983 They are coming! The zombies! 590 00:49:53,818 --> 00:49:55,918 Something tried to get me! 591 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:58,450 We are all in danger! 592 00:49:58,756 --> 00:50:01,156 There is inspiration all around you. 593 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,791 God almighty. 594 00:50:07,718 --> 00:50:09,418 Real zombies. 595 00:50:15,670 --> 00:50:17,770 Ok?, everyone wait. 596 00:50:17,859 --> 00:50:20,759 Wait a second. Wait until I say action. 597 00:50:21,411 --> 00:50:22,811 Use smoke. 598 00:50:25,827 --> 00:50:26,927 Recording. 599 00:50:29,573 --> 00:50:30,773 Action! 600 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,040 Did we get more zombies? - I do not know. 601 00:51:09,998 --> 00:51:12,298 Somebody help me. Somebody help me, please. 602 00:51:12,350 --> 00:51:14,650 That is not good. Zombies do not talk. 603 00:51:15,437 --> 00:51:18,237 It is not the intention, that you eat together. 604 00:51:23,090 --> 00:51:24,390 Amazing. 605 00:51:25,219 --> 00:51:29,719 Sorry, no signatures today. I'm very, very tired. 606 00:51:30,798 --> 00:51:32,298 Hands off me, please. 607 00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:34,670 I know. I know. I know. 608 00:51:34,996 --> 00:51:36,296 I am amazing. 609 00:51:36,565 --> 00:51:37,565 Not now! 610 00:51:46,254 --> 00:51:47,554 Fans! 611 00:51:49,736 --> 00:51:51,536 What a nightmare. 612 00:51:54,890 --> 00:51:56,090 Jessica? 613 00:51:59,202 --> 00:52:02,702 You try to autograph hunters To avoid too, I see. 614 00:52:03,487 --> 00:52:05,187 So unprofessional. 615 00:52:06,463 --> 00:52:09,863 I will talk to Stanley. Let them sack. 616 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,541 Those are ptijswaardig. 617 00:52:22,969 --> 00:52:24,669 You're kidding me? 618 00:52:26,035 --> 00:52:30,135 Do you like me secretly? It's all about the body. 619 00:52:30,527 --> 00:52:32,727 You're certainly not gay. 620 00:52:38,565 --> 00:52:40,865 I promise you, I'm not. 621 00:52:54,783 --> 00:52:55,783 Cut! 622 00:52:56,525 --> 00:52:58,925 I said cut! Do not eat! 623 00:52:59,113 --> 00:53:01,213 I am the director! 624 00:53:09,745 --> 00:53:10,745 Cut! 625 00:53:11,143 --> 00:53:12,543 I'm late. 626 00:53:13,228 --> 00:53:15,928 God, stop. What is wrong with you? 627 00:53:24,365 --> 00:53:25,365 Susan! 628 00:53:30,838 --> 00:53:34,238 What's the hell with you. So bad the food is not. 629 00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,117 Leave me alone. 630 00:53:43,277 --> 00:53:46,977 What am I? What am I? - Hurry up! 631 00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:11,647 Susan, look out! 632 00:54:12,472 --> 00:54:13,872 Stay behind me. 633 00:54:14,514 --> 00:54:15,714 H?, zombie. 634 00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,940 Take this to. 635 00:54:35,592 --> 00:54:36,992 A little help? 636 00:54:40,899 --> 00:54:42,299 Something else. 637 00:54:51,832 --> 00:54:53,532 Maybe sharper. 638 00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:16,996 I can not believe that I it just did. 639 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,780 I would not worry about it. You did her a favor. 640 00:55:23,114 --> 00:55:25,914 Is she dead? - These are real zombies. 641 00:55:26,452 --> 00:55:29,452 Like real zombies? - Really, really. 642 00:55:29,453 --> 00:55:32,353 Alive eating meat without pulse and man-eating zombies. 643 00:55:32,820 --> 00:55:35,420 They nearly got the whole crew. They are everywhere. 644 00:55:35,430 --> 00:55:37,730 Wait a minute, why did you down here, then? 645 00:55:38,804 --> 00:55:41,304 I wanted to watch it alone or you ok? was. 646 00:55:41,951 --> 00:55:43,651 But you hardly know me. 647 00:55:44,032 --> 00:55:46,632 I know, but I wanted to. 648 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,014 Ok?. 649 00:55:51,809 --> 00:55:53,109 Let's go. 650 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:05,975 No, wait, I'm not. I'm just an extra. 651 00:56:06,026 --> 00:56:09,626 One minute we're doing our scene and the next... 652 00:56:34,118 --> 00:56:35,618 Help me. 653 00:56:49,278 --> 00:56:53,478 Dude, dude, they're zombies. No, I do not... 654 00:56:59,105 --> 00:57:01,605 Oh, my God, what have you done with him? 655 00:57:09,813 --> 00:57:11,713 You gotta help me, man. They are everywhere. 656 00:57:13,576 --> 00:57:18,076 That can not be true. 657 00:57:32,784 --> 00:57:33,784 H?! 658 00:57:34,193 --> 00:57:35,393 Come here! 659 00:57:36,428 --> 00:57:38,428 Come here! Come on! 660 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:57,239 The first ones you killed were just... 661 00:57:57,786 --> 00:58:00,886 Thank me later for saving you, now we need to work. 662 00:58:00,930 --> 00:58:04,830 That is it. Real zombies attack a zombie movie set in. 663 00:58:04,842 --> 00:58:06,542 This is my new ending. 664 00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:08,251 What now, where are the keys? 665 00:58:08,326 --> 00:58:10,526 It's Frankie's truck. I'll see where he is. 666 00:58:10,925 --> 00:58:12,625 Tane Frankie, where are you young? 667 00:58:21,385 --> 00:58:24,285 It sounds like he lunch. - I say we finish them all. 668 00:58:24,296 --> 00:58:27,496 The production car is at the trailers. Why should we go there? 669 00:58:27,839 --> 00:58:29,839 He is not very fast. - That's right. 670 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:33,983 I walk, damn it, not leaving for a couple filthy terrorist brain nibble boot. 671 00:58:34,584 --> 00:58:36,584 Fortunately, I have some purchased real ammunition. 672 00:58:36,585 --> 00:58:38,585 That's my dad always told me. 673 00:58:38,687 --> 00:58:40,287 It's never been safer... 674 00:58:41,327 --> 00:58:43,627 Then when you load a gun have at home. 675 00:58:45,896 --> 00:58:47,396 Why do I not have a gun? 676 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:49,750 Why do I not have a vagina? 677 00:58:49,798 --> 00:58:52,398 I still think that running away is still the best choice. 678 00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:54,329 Guy. 679 00:58:54,545 --> 00:58:56,745 That comes from if you are such a sissy. 680 00:58:56,916 --> 00:59:00,616 When I look at terrorism America withdrew before? 681 00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:05,000 No, we have leveled the lot and saved the world from extremists. 682 00:59:05,003 --> 00:59:07,403 Look, America does not retreat. 683 00:59:07,549 --> 00:59:09,949 America late withdraw all others. 684 00:59:11,943 --> 00:59:13,743 I will sweep the road. 685 00:59:33,362 --> 00:59:34,362 No. 686 00:59:49,675 --> 00:59:51,075 Stay behind me. 687 00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:54,619 I go all the zombie bastards blow. 688 00:59:56,402 --> 00:59:58,502 Straight back to hell. 689 01:00:07,186 --> 01:00:09,586 I hate tailgaters. 690 01:00:13,183 --> 01:00:14,183 Beautiful. 691 01:00:20,019 --> 01:00:21,019 Zombies! 692 01:00:23,022 --> 01:00:24,422 Come get some. 693 01:00:35,922 --> 01:00:36,922 So... 694 01:00:37,943 --> 01:00:39,843 So, we will implement my plan? 695 01:00:53,294 --> 01:00:56,094 You ru? Neert my recording. 696 01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:13,469 What? It's harder than it looks. 697 01:01:18,773 --> 01:01:20,973 Go! Go! Come on! 698 01:01:25,202 --> 01:01:26,202 Cunt! 699 01:01:44,361 --> 01:01:47,161 Come on, Harold! Let's go! 700 01:01:47,774 --> 01:01:49,074 The notebook. 701 01:01:49,423 --> 01:01:50,923 Wait, Harold! 702 01:01:59,751 --> 01:02:02,051 He really wanted to die for his cause. 703 01:02:03,146 --> 01:02:04,746 Yes. Dork. 704 01:02:27,826 --> 01:02:29,426 Attention, everyone! 705 01:02:30,921 --> 01:02:32,721 I would like to say 706 01:02:32,845 --> 01:02:35,845 I am very disappointed by your behavior. 707 01:02:36,414 --> 01:02:38,814 Now, let me make something very clear. 708 01:02:38,837 --> 01:02:45,745 I presumed absolutely not... cannibalism on my set. 709 01:02:45,842 --> 01:02:48,642 And if this disturbing trend continues 710 01:02:48,791 --> 01:02:51,991 I forced a lot people dismiss. 711 01:02:52,057 --> 01:02:55,757 So I want now that you stop with what you are doing. 712 01:02:56,032 --> 01:02:58,132 And we're done for today. 713 01:03:03,232 --> 01:03:06,132 S.M.P. we need right now to leave. 714 01:03:10,731 --> 01:03:13,031 We do not like it. - But... 715 01:03:13,131 --> 01:03:16,331 Richard, I have this never told 716 01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:20,567 but I have begged for years with this project at the film commission for money. 717 01:03:20,824 --> 01:03:21,924 Is that so? 718 01:03:23,687 --> 01:03:25,687 They turned me down, Richard. 719 01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:30,370 Time after time. They thought my work was stolen. 720 01:03:30,868 --> 01:03:33,068 And it lacked originality. 721 01:03:35,076 --> 01:03:38,276 They said that I had to give up to make a zombie, because... 722 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,420 it was not a real cinema. 723 01:03:40,971 --> 01:03:42,671 But I did not give up. 724 01:03:43,606 --> 01:03:48,906 I scraped and clawed, begged and borrowed. 725 01:03:49,281 --> 01:03:55,281 And after ten long years. ten long years, ten long years... 726 01:03:55,324 --> 01:03:59,624 I scraped enough money together, to finally make my film. 727 01:03:59,645 --> 01:04:03,245 My film. The film I always had dreamed of. 728 01:04:03,385 --> 01:04:05,885 Without any help from them. 729 01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:11,711 I am determined to They respect me. 730 01:04:11,757 --> 01:04:13,357 Respect me. 731 01:04:13,903 --> 01:04:16,903 So I'll finish this film. 732 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:21,030 You're going to help me there. 733 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:24,731 We are going to take a digital camera, back from the truck. 734 01:04:25,132 --> 01:04:32,132 And we make the best damn zombie horror film ever made. 735 01:04:36,441 --> 01:04:37,841 Was it good enough for you? 736 01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:48,081 You killed all my fans. - These are not your fans, mate. 737 01:04:48,244 --> 01:04:51,944 They are brain dead. - Are you calling my fans mindless zombies? 738 01:04:52,219 --> 01:04:57,419 Well, technically we do. But we say this with real zombies. 739 01:04:57,506 --> 01:04:59,706 They take the crew and murder them. - Right. 740 01:04:59,717 --> 01:05:02,217 Or turn them into more zombies. - I follow you. 741 01:05:02,227 --> 01:05:07,127 We must leave immediately, not by the real zombies being killed. 742 01:05:07,510 --> 01:05:09,210 Can you follow me? 743 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:12,341 Has anyone consulted the script? 744 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:16,242 This is not a part of the script, it will be real zombies and try to eat us. 745 01:05:18,227 --> 01:05:20,827 I'm not used to this kind of improvisation. 746 01:05:22,188 --> 01:05:23,988 Watch out! - That there is one. 747 01:05:24,232 --> 01:05:26,432 Wait, no. We just had sex. 748 01:05:26,819 --> 01:05:28,919 You mean, you beat a zombie've banged. 749 01:05:29,774 --> 01:05:31,474 That's a dead girl, mate. 750 01:05:31,652 --> 01:05:34,552 I do not think so. She moaned and so. 751 01:05:34,618 --> 01:05:36,218 Yes they do. 752 01:05:36,262 --> 01:05:38,062 She looks like a corpse. 753 01:05:38,193 --> 01:05:40,693 They all seem, if they have their makeup on. 754 01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:44,520 She tried to bite you? - What happens when they bite you? 755 01:05:44,521 --> 01:05:46,721 We think you so one of them being. 756 01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:49,447 Fortunately I am not bitten. 757 01:05:50,637 --> 01:05:51,937 Prove it. 758 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,749 Take off your shirt. - H?, come on. 759 01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:58,535 This is crazy. - You heard him. 760 01:05:59,017 --> 01:06:01,817 Unless you want, that I now Down bang for our security. 761 01:06:13,184 --> 01:06:15,784 You, asshole. 762 01:06:16,114 --> 01:06:17,414 Satisfied? 763 01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:20,379 Ok?. 764 01:06:20,568 --> 01:06:25,669 But what if you're infected... on that other way. 765 01:06:30,193 --> 01:06:31,993 I used protection. 766 01:06:32,324 --> 01:06:34,524 I got acquainted with herpes, the hard way. 767 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:35,774 Ugh. 768 01:06:37,842 --> 01:06:40,742 We have to go. Come on guys, let's go. 769 01:06:42,984 --> 01:06:46,084 Wait a second. I do not understand yet. 770 01:06:53,532 --> 01:06:56,632 What idiot does that car put in the bushes. 771 01:07:03,776 --> 01:07:06,576 Everybody prints! - Let's do that! 772 01:07:07,396 --> 01:07:09,396 Come on, push, yet?? n times. 773 01:07:11,004 --> 01:07:13,704 Is it just me, or they will be faster. 774 01:07:14,866 --> 01:07:18,066 We go on foot. Let's go. 775 01:07:28,115 --> 01:07:29,115 Clive? 776 01:07:35,356 --> 01:07:36,756 They are from the village. 777 01:07:36,838 --> 01:07:40,038 We can not back the same way. - Then we have to go through the forest. 778 01:07:40,039 --> 01:07:41,539 In the dark. - What choice do we have? 779 01:07:41,615 --> 01:07:43,915 We will get lost. - That's better than being eaten. 780 01:07:43,985 --> 01:07:45,585 They also sit in the woods. 781 01:07:46,237 --> 01:07:47,537 Guys? 782 01:07:52,484 --> 01:07:54,284 That is impossible. 783 01:07:54,866 --> 01:07:56,966 Real zombies move not. 784 01:07:57,685 --> 01:08:01,085 Whether they are a reflection. - What kind of reflection? 785 01:08:01,968 --> 01:08:04,868 Watching someone, like me, ever watch zombie movies? 786 01:08:07,332 --> 01:08:08,332 Run! 787 01:08:24,372 --> 01:08:27,172 As the zombies arrive. - I can not. 788 01:08:27,346 --> 01:08:28,646 Let's go. 789 01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:42,850 S.M.P. there is no way out of here. 790 01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:47,625 This material is breathtaking. Finally something substantial. 791 01:08:47,698 --> 01:08:49,698 Is not he... - Richard! 792 01:08:50,930 --> 01:08:53,430 It's time for your big scene. - What? 793 01:08:53,525 --> 01:08:56,925 Do not worry, I'll let you look good. I know how to put you in the picture. 794 01:08:57,937 --> 01:09:00,837 I do not wanna die. - But you do not die, Richard. 795 01:09:00,838 --> 01:09:03,638 You will be immortalized on film. Forever. 796 01:09:05,214 --> 01:09:09,314 But S.M.P. - You can now call me Stanley. 797 01:09:10,749 --> 01:09:13,749 May I? - You were always a good idea, Richard. 798 01:09:14,422 --> 01:09:15,622 The best. 799 01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:19,417 Stanley... 800 01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:22,459 I do not know what to say. - Use common. 801 01:09:23,084 --> 01:09:24,884 Let's take a picture. 802 01:09:28,145 --> 01:09:30,945 But... - Come on, Richard, it's almost over. 803 01:09:33,057 --> 01:09:35,257 Let the crew not wait. 804 01:09:46,218 --> 01:09:47,718 Ok?. Come on. 805 01:09:58,492 --> 01:10:00,392 Just the perfect shot. 806 01:10:02,047 --> 01:10:05,447 Stay equally so. I love the emotion. 807 01:10:07,773 --> 01:10:08,773 Richard! 808 01:10:09,965 --> 01:10:12,065 Richard, you're a star. 809 01:10:23,879 --> 01:10:26,879 Well, I think that now is the time for my close-up. 810 01:10:26,905 --> 01:10:31,405 For after all, every director is a frustrated actor. 811 01:11:23,315 --> 01:11:24,715 Yeah, you hear that? 812 01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:27,640 They come back. 813 01:11:28,188 --> 01:11:29,188 No. 814 01:11:29,858 --> 01:11:31,658 The sound of water. 815 01:11:37,269 --> 01:11:39,869 This path must ultimately us lead out of the woods. 816 01:12:30,232 --> 01:12:31,232 Tane! 817 01:12:31,941 --> 01:12:33,941 Tane! - Shit, where is he? 818 01:12:35,937 --> 01:12:36,937 Tane! 819 01:12:40,910 --> 01:12:41,910 Tane! 820 01:12:45,423 --> 01:12:47,423 Tane! 821 01:12:58,350 --> 01:12:59,550 What is it? 822 01:13:00,325 --> 01:13:02,225 I do not know. - Where's Adam? 823 01:13:02,287 --> 01:13:04,387 He was right behind me, when I was pounced. 824 01:13:23,058 --> 01:13:24,358 He had got me. 825 01:13:25,704 --> 01:13:27,604 Are you all right? 826 01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:32,473 I'll let you know, if it is not. 827 01:13:40,361 --> 01:13:43,861 What happened to you, action Barbie. Appearing as the danger has passed. 828 01:13:44,782 --> 01:13:48,482 Drop dead. I do not even my own stunts. 829 01:14:02,032 --> 01:14:03,032 Look! 830 01:14:09,899 --> 01:14:11,199 We are saved. 831 01:14:30,902 --> 01:14:32,402 The engine is good. 832 01:14:33,116 --> 01:14:34,516 Only needs petrol. 833 01:14:45,629 --> 01:14:46,629 Ok?. 834 01:14:47,785 --> 01:14:49,685 Let's be very quiet. 835 01:14:49,732 --> 01:14:52,932 We want our presence let anyone know. 836 01:14:53,288 --> 01:14:56,088 Or something. - Ok?. 837 01:15:13,489 --> 01:15:14,989 Sorry. 838 01:15:15,883 --> 01:15:17,383 The hinge. 839 01:16:07,655 --> 01:16:11,555 No TV. No phone, no computer. 840 01:16:12,798 --> 01:16:14,798 What is it, damn, wrong with these people. 841 01:16:15,088 --> 01:16:16,788 They are farmers? 842 01:16:42,906 --> 01:16:43,906 Hey? 843 01:16:46,425 --> 01:16:47,725 Hello mister. 844 01:16:49,306 --> 01:16:50,806 Are you a zombie? 845 01:17:04,639 --> 01:17:07,939 Are you crazy. Did not we say, we wanted to attract attention? 846 01:17:07,940 --> 01:17:10,340 They are zombies, ok?? 847 01:17:10,656 --> 01:17:13,256 No rockets builders. - A good one. 848 01:17:13,319 --> 01:17:16,819 Drop dead. I try here just to stay alive. 849 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:20,000 Who does it matter whether you survive, but I'm famous. 850 01:17:21,147 --> 01:17:24,047 The fans will never forgive me. - Just quietly, Barbie. 851 01:17:24,889 --> 01:17:26,989 I ought to shoot now. 852 01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:29,605 You're infected. - We should stick together. 853 01:17:29,683 --> 01:17:32,583 I should shoot you all, Before you become a danger. 854 01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:35,607 Do not be a fool. - You're the first to act. 855 01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:39,370 With your filthy catering. - We're all on the same team, Adam. 856 01:17:39,409 --> 01:17:43,709 You would not fritter away three bullets to the people who help you go from here? 857 01:17:45,301 --> 01:17:48,901 We all know how important you are. Yeah, right guys? 858 01:17:50,031 --> 01:17:52,731 We see you as the number one?? priority, only... 859 01:17:54,059 --> 01:17:55,559 Give the gun here. 860 01:18:05,502 --> 01:18:07,102 I have to go to the toilet. 861 01:18:10,934 --> 01:18:11,934 Acorn. 862 01:18:25,940 --> 01:18:26,940 Cunt. 863 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:45,900 Everything all right there? 864 01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:52,950 I am OK?. Give me a second. 865 01:19:00,088 --> 01:19:04,861 You see... something? 866 01:19:13,431 --> 01:19:14,831 It is empty. 867 01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:30,839 H?, guy, get out of there. 868 01:19:33,627 --> 01:19:36,327 I'm busy. - Fine, you're alone. 869 01:20:12,687 --> 01:20:14,387 That is not good. 870 01:20:29,427 --> 01:20:30,427 Of course. 871 01:20:30,983 --> 01:20:33,983 It has a barn. - We do not have much now. 872 01:20:34,874 --> 01:20:36,174 Well, maybe. 873 01:20:41,552 --> 01:20:43,052 I think I can get there. 874 01:20:43,286 --> 01:20:45,986 I fill a can and put the whole thing on fire. 875 01:20:46,010 --> 01:20:48,710 You know, distract them so you can run to the truck. 876 01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:50,611 You get eaten alive. 877 01:20:51,621 --> 01:20:53,921 Well, what have I got to lose. 878 01:21:08,104 --> 01:21:09,704 It's a long way. 879 01:21:10,455 --> 01:21:12,155 I'll get it, no problem. 880 01:21:13,111 --> 01:21:17,911 Do you want to transfer this. My hands are shaking a little. 881 01:21:20,078 --> 01:21:21,878 I must be honest, boy. 882 01:21:22,492 --> 01:21:24,092 You're not a good runner. 883 01:21:25,383 --> 01:21:26,483 I know that. 884 01:21:27,690 --> 01:21:30,290 But I think that one day, you're a good writer. 885 01:21:31,028 --> 01:21:32,028 You think? 886 01:21:32,351 --> 01:21:34,751 I read some of the script, when I sat on the toilet. 887 01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:37,257 Not bad. 888 01:21:37,795 --> 01:21:40,395 The love story is yet to something better, however. 889 01:21:45,132 --> 01:21:46,732 I'm working on. 890 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,138 But I do not know, if I'm good enough. 891 01:21:53,243 --> 01:21:55,443 I'll tell the truth about rugby and me. 892 01:21:57,098 --> 01:21:59,198 She held me back, before I got to the line. 893 01:22:03,256 --> 01:22:06,856 I could throw a pass, but I went for my own honor. 894 01:22:08,066 --> 01:22:09,566 We lost the final. 895 01:22:10,129 --> 01:22:11,729 It was all my fault. 896 01:22:12,932 --> 01:22:15,132 They looked at the selection, then. 897 01:22:22,797 --> 01:22:27,478 But if I could do it again... I would do it again. 898 01:22:28,890 --> 01:22:30,290 But why? 899 01:22:31,253 --> 01:22:33,653 Because you should always go victory. 900 01:22:34,827 --> 01:22:36,727 Always go for the win. 901 01:22:39,303 --> 01:22:41,203 I can probably use. 902 01:22:41,405 --> 01:22:45,705 And you have the vision. - I'm not a virgin. 903 01:22:46,650 --> 01:22:48,250 Whatever, man. 904 01:24:14,474 --> 01:24:16,374 Tane, arise. We need you. 905 01:25:40,327 --> 01:25:41,327 Yes. 906 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:24,750 It works. - Let's go. 907 01:27:35,644 --> 01:27:37,344 I'm a monster. 908 01:27:58,442 --> 01:28:00,142 You want me to help you? 909 01:28:29,673 --> 01:28:31,473 No, wait. 910 01:28:32,323 --> 01:28:34,223 I do not need help at all. 911 01:28:34,873 --> 01:28:36,673 Wes, this is crazy. 912 01:28:36,985 --> 01:28:39,485 We do not know how long it takes Before you become a zombie. 913 01:28:39,486 --> 01:28:40,486 And? 914 01:28:40,510 --> 01:28:42,710 We chop my hand off that stops possible the infection. 915 01:28:42,745 --> 01:28:44,745 Your whole hand chop off there? 916 01:28:45,543 --> 01:28:47,243 And then close on. 917 01:28:52,329 --> 01:28:53,929 Are you sure about this? 918 01:28:59,483 --> 01:29:00,483 Yes. 919 01:29:01,945 --> 01:29:03,945 You have to count to three and if I... 920 01:29:07,903 --> 01:29:10,903 You bitch! - You asked yourself. 921 01:29:11,006 --> 01:29:15,706 Do not take it personally, it's just the pain. 922 01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:30,363 I can not. 923 01:29:30,677 --> 01:29:32,377 You must help me. 924 01:29:33,347 --> 01:29:34,747 I can not look. 925 01:29:42,007 --> 01:29:43,007 Cunt! 926 01:29:44,329 --> 01:29:45,329 God! 927 01:29:47,460 --> 01:29:48,860 How does it look? 928 01:29:50,963 --> 01:29:52,063 What? 929 01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:55,989 It is not finished yet. - Drop dead. 930 01:29:56,034 --> 01:29:59,234 I know. - Can you even my arm did not cook well? 931 01:29:59,277 --> 01:30:03,377 Well, it seemed ready, but there are still some small pieces. 932 01:30:03,497 --> 01:30:06,797 So, some small pieces. - Sorry. 933 01:30:13,614 --> 01:30:14,614 Wes! 934 01:30:14,989 --> 01:30:16,689 Wes, wake up! 935 01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:28,103 Wesley, I need you. 936 01:30:28,456 --> 01:30:30,556 I can not do this without you. 937 01:30:30,769 --> 01:30:32,769 Wes, wake up. 938 01:30:35,733 --> 01:30:36,733 Wesley. 939 01:30:40,864 --> 01:30:43,364 Susan, I sat in the worst nightmare. 940 01:30:43,368 --> 01:30:46,068 We were surrounded by zombies and you cut my... 941 01:31:28,175 --> 01:31:30,075 Shit! Shit! Shit! 942 01:31:30,982 --> 01:31:33,282 Come on! Come on! 943 01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:36,583 Go! 944 01:31:51,743 --> 01:31:54,143 You have to drive. Climb over me. 945 01:31:55,199 --> 01:31:56,399 Climb over. 946 01:31:57,127 --> 01:31:58,127 Look out my stump. 947 01:31:58,128 --> 01:32:00,728 What is that then? - Those are my balls. 948 01:32:00,752 --> 01:32:03,352 Get your elbow out of my back. 949 01:32:06,268 --> 01:32:09,368 Is it a bad time, to take a rest? 950 01:32:09,457 --> 01:32:11,457 It's a very bad time. 951 01:32:14,244 --> 01:32:16,644 Are you serious? I stuck it in the brain. 952 01:32:16,660 --> 01:32:18,960 It seems as if he has a stroke. 953 01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:21,392 Everyone is talking about acting. 954 01:32:21,393 --> 01:32:23,393 Ok?, relax. 955 01:32:23,574 --> 01:32:25,774 Put him in the first and then the base of the acceleration 956 01:32:25,785 --> 01:32:30,885 and your right foot on the accelerator. - I know. Do not sit ride. 957 01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:34,380 I said, slow acceleration. - I'm trying. 958 01:32:34,445 --> 01:32:37,345 You're a horrible instructor. You're making me nervous. 959 01:32:37,355 --> 01:32:41,955 Sorry, but those zombies out there make me a little nervous. 960 01:32:44,365 --> 01:32:48,065 Damn, women. - Do not you dare say. 961 01:33:14,887 --> 01:33:18,987 H?, you're good at this game. That was the seventh... 962 01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:25,648 How does your arm now? 963 01:33:29,022 --> 01:33:31,022 He does only very, if I move it. 964 01:33:34,747 --> 01:33:35,747 So... 965 01:33:37,256 --> 01:33:39,256 Does this mean a date? 966 01:33:40,397 --> 01:33:42,397 I think you have a chance. 967 01:33:43,918 --> 01:33:46,418 Considering you might be the last are men on earth. 968 01:33:47,805 --> 01:33:52,605 Well, that is still alive, in any case. - Thank you, apocalypse. 969 01:34:37,709 --> 01:34:38,709 Hey! 970 01:34:44,957 --> 01:34:52,157 CLOSED FOR WORLD'S END 971 01:34:53,698 --> 01:34:55,498 I think that is new. 972 01:35:07,414 --> 01:35:09,214 Is that what I think it is? 973 01:35:09,869 --> 01:35:10,869 No. 974 01:35:10,893 --> 01:35:14,393 Even the drunken students would already few hours ago have gone home. 975 01:35:51,395 --> 01:35:53,195 That's bollocks. 976 01:35:53,811 --> 01:35:56,011 Shit, here we go again. 977 01:35:56,021 --> 01:35:57,221 Cut! 978 01:35:57,678 --> 01:36:00,178 First positions. Let's do another shot. 979 01:36:00,265 --> 01:36:01,765 And ready! 980 01:36:01,831 --> 01:36:03,531 Day 3: Recordings on location of a 981 01:36:03,555 --> 01:36:06,655 big budget New Zealand Docu-Drama. "I SURVIVED A ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST" 982 01:36:06,679 --> 01:36:07,879 Coffee, sir? 983 01:36:10,131 --> 01:36:12,431 Put it on my chair. Thank you. 984 01:36:13,973 --> 01:36:15,973 "DIRECTOR" 985 01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:20,180 This is it. The big thing. 986 01:36:20,809 --> 01:36:24,709 Show them who's boss. Great work, guys. That was fantastic. 987 01:36:25,569 --> 01:36:27,869 I still have?? s remark. 988 01:36:30,289 --> 01:36:35,989 When I say that I do some more heroism wants to see. 989 01:36:36,414 --> 01:36:39,414 You were really scared. - Wait a minute. 990 01:36:39,415 --> 01:36:41,415 He fart actually a bit in his pants. 991 01:36:42,351 --> 01:36:44,951 I do not fart... ... There was no disc- 992 01:36:46,796 --> 01:36:48,396 Can I talk to you? 993 01:36:52,027 --> 01:36:53,927 I'm the writer, director do you remember? 994 01:36:53,963 --> 01:36:57,363 Is it really such a good idea for me protective put for the whole crew. 995 01:36:57,376 --> 01:36:58,976 That is unprofessional. 996 01:36:58,977 --> 01:37:02,577 Well, I'm the lead actress and co-producer, remember? 997 01:37:02,578 --> 01:37:06,878 It is my responsibility to so real as possible to show out. 998 01:37:07,834 --> 01:37:09,634 I was pretty cool. 999 01:37:10,434 --> 01:37:11,634 Certainly. 1000 01:37:21,197 --> 01:37:23,197 That is unprofessional. 1001 01:37:24,313 --> 01:37:26,213 But I'm going to allow it. 1002 01:37:30,882 --> 01:37:33,782 We go for the scared version. - Right. 1003 01:37:34,547 --> 01:37:36,747 Ok?, everyone. We're still going to shoot. 1004 01:37:36,785 --> 01:37:40,685 And remember, this is our big scene, with all the zombies that come out of the city. 1005 01:37:40,709 --> 01:37:45,284 And it goes... be spectacular. 1006 01:37:49,667 --> 01:37:51,667 Translation and synchronization Vidioot 2000 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 74334

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