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We get stuck in the past.
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Just because it's familiar.
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We are so scared of
the future...
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that we prefer to live
in the past.
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This is the way we
touch ourselves,
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touch ourselves...
touch ourselves...
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This is the way we
touch ourselves...
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on a cold n' frosty morning.
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This is the way we rub our clit,
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rub our clit...
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This is the way we
rub our clit...
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- on a cold...
- Grandma!
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Now tell me, how is Varun?
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He must be fine.
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And I'm fine as well.
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Thanks for asking.
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We chat with each
other everyday.
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Thank you Radha.
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Come sweetheart...
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go and play there.
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I'm so glad...
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that I brought
my tea leaves with me.
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If you don't steep the leaves,
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then you haven't tasted
real tea.
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And your tea bags,
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you know what's in them,
don't you?
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Tea dust.
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You've been telling me
this since I was a kid.
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The first flush is really nice.
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But the second flush,
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that is the best!
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By the way, you're beginning
to sound just like dad.
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I've come here to
take a break...
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from your father for a few days.
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Really?
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All okay?
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Ever since he retired,
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he's become a nuisance.
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Now I'm his cook, valet, bearer,
gardener, everything.
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Really, I need this holiday Anju.
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And how long is this
holiday planned for?
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It's my granddaughter's
fourth birthday.
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How could I not be here!
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Arya, I remember the day
you were born.
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And Mama, do you?
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Mama?
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Mama was on Epidural.
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She doesn't remember a thing.
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Why don't you also tell her that
mama didn't cry but her father did?
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Such a sensitive, creative man.
Ya...
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Pooky aunty is very nice.
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Pooky aunty?
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Who is Pooky aunty?
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Is she real or imaginary?
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Real.
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Papa's special friend.
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Anju, really, this is your fault.
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I agree.
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Especially the way she
was conceived.
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Yuck!
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Smells like some cheap
bar in here.
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Whose idea was it...
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to take me drinking
during happy hour!
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Shut up!
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It's not that bad!
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Fuck.
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Shit.
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I think the condom broke.
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Don't worry.
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My periods got over
this morning.
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Thank you universe.
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Again... again... again.
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God!
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How did we end up here!
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I'm fucked!
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Technically...
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that's how we ended up here.
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I told you not to use
those Thailand condoms.
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You only told me to
buy it because...
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it has this dragon fruit
flavour on it.
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I said 'Look it has
a vibrating ring...'
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And the next thing I know,
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you bought it!
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I don't even know if
I like them.
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Condoms?
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Babies.
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Baby, most people don't
like babies.
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Until they have their own.
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Baby, most people like babies
till they have their own!
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What if I'm not maternal?
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C'mon now...
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You are very maternal.
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Very.
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No seriously.
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You take care of a
big baby like me right?
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Everything will change.
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Ya...
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You'll have to quit drinking
wine for a year and a half.
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What about my career?
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I'm working so hard to become
a Senior Associate.
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We'll share the load okay?
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We'll get a maid.
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I'll be at home
most of the time.
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And that way I can
work on my script also.
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Mama will go through
the roof in rage.
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Ya!
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Shit.
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And your father is
going to kill you.
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Okay, just see and tell me.
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Okay, but before that,
will you marry me?
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What?
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Ms. Anjana Menon,
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I want to have cheap beer,
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cheap sex,
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using cheap condoms with you...
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for the rest of my life.
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Marry me please...
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You're mad. I'm going to see it.
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Fuck! I'm pregnant!
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Oh shit!
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We are pregnant!
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What are you doing!
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Okay listen...
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I won't change my name
after marriage.
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Don't change anything
about yourself, my love.
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Hello there...
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I'm just showing off
in my sexy bikini...
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for all my friends out there.
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Would you like to join me
on my couch?
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Come baby...
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Hello, I'm your sexy maid.
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Is that some dirt?
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I'm going to clean you up
real good.
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This Mohit is mad.
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Wait till it's perfectly cooked.
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Add a pinch of rosemary.
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Siddhi!
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Oh shit!
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Mohit Bhatwal.
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The hotelier?
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He's in Massani Hospital
right now.
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Is he dying?
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Even better.
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He's in rehab.
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Sarika Shaikh?
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She's gone to LA for
a film-making course right?
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Wrong.
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My friend, who's a doctor
at Sinai, told me...
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that she's trying to
buy out all of Silicon Valley.
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Get it?
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Akanksha.
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Huh?
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My team here is crime and
political reporters.
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They don't do this sh...
This 'sh♪♪'...
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is what's going to put
money in their salary accounts.
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A sting is a sting.
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And a source is a source.
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So get on with it.
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Kyra Kapoor.
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Is she pregnant or not?
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I want exclusive pictures...
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that proves that she's preggers.
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Follow her, stalk her,
do whatever.
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Who will do it?
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Great!
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Go!
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Keep that tempo up.
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Yes, good job.
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Back straight.
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Yes. C'mon, let's go, let's go.
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C'mon, c'mon.
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Let's go.
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Thirty-seven.
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Good job, keep your
back straight.
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I wanna see that sweat!
Give it everything.
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Give it everything! C'mon!
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You've got to do work!
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Push!
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Shit. Shit. Shit!
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It's okay, that was quite
an intense session.
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No. It's not okay.
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If this keeps up, injury
and pack up on the third day itself.
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I mean, you don't understand,
this is my last chance.
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But it's just crunches, Samara.
It's okay.
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Look, everything matters.
Even a crunch.
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What? What's so funny?
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Sorry, I'm having a
fangirl moment.
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Because my idol Samara Kapoor...
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is sitting here and getting
upset over crunches.
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As a trainer, this is the best
moment of my life.
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So go on, keep laughing.
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Okay, let's try another
technique.
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The T.U.L. style.
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T.U.L.?
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The Umang Ludhiyanvi style.
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- Okay.
- Ya?
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Okay!
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Futhermucker! Mothersmucker!
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Futhermucker! Mothersmucker!
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Dickhead!
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Dickhead!
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Suck my balls!
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Suck my balls!
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Grandmama's vagina!
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Grandmama's vagina!
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Fuck my ass!
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Fuck my ass!
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Now that's more like it!
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That was awesome.
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You are amazing.
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Whoo!
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Seventy-two...
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Sixty-eight...
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Sixty-four...
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Sixty...
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Double espresso kind of day?
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Back off! Back the fuck off!
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Oh, Damini...
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you look really stressed.
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Detox!
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You know Mulshi?
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It's a lakeside town near Pune.
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They do some amazing
Vipasana retreat spas.
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You should really go.
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Stay out of my shit and
I'll stay out of yours.
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Please.
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Didn't you get the memo?
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I'm here to do your shit.
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So get off your idealistic
high horse...
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and get with the program.
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Cause I'm here to stay.
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C'mon... give it to me.
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Harder.
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Give it to me! Harder!
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Harder! Harder!
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I'm trying!
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Did you see the link?
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What link?
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What link?
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What link?
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So our Siddhi's not
so innocent after all.
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You saw the link.
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You liked what you saw.
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Listen...
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there was this dude...
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who was barbecuing in
just an apron!
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And I kept thinking...
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what if...
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what if he barbecued
something else!
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You know what that means right?
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What?
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Now when you bake,
you know what you got to do.
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You know what you got to do!
Yuck! Mohit you're so dirty!
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I love you.
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- I love you too.
- Bye.
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- Call me okay?
- I will.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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I love you, bye!
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When did you come home?
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If you have any questions,
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ask away.
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About what?
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About...
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feelings in the body.
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Ewww! Mom please!
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Siddhi!
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I really like the sound of this.
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Siddhi weds Mohit!
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You know what,
tell me, which do you prefer?
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♪ Simo or ♪MoSi?
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It doesn't matter.
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I like them both!
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I'm going to call Kooki aunty!
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Nothing has changed
in ten years.
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All the good men are
either taken or gay.
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Ya... that's right.
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You guys, one word.
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Online.
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But that's for...
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What? Sex?
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Meaningless hook-ups?
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But these days,
every meaningful relationship...
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begins online.
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But who would want me?
285
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What do you mean?
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Look at you,
you're hot, successful...
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And a mom.
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Ladies.
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Wow... even before we
could order?
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It's...
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from them.
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We're all just a bunch
of vaginas to them.
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Ladies,
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drink up and follow me.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Hi boys!
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Hi girls.
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So my name is Mayank,
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this is Sid, Ryan and Saif.
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I'm Umang.
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I'm a trainer.
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Bisexual.
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Looking for adventure.
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Keep one word in mind.
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Consent.
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No anal allowed...
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and oral only if you're
willing to do it as well.
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I'm Anjana.
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A lawyer, a single mother...
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and my vagina...
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just refuses to come.
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I'm Damini.
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Start-up founder, still,
I hope...
314
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Super smart, super successful...
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and earns more than all
your combined salaries.
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I also masturbate pretty often.
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Much more efficient than sex.
318
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I'm Siddhi. I'm a virgin.
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My mom hates me.
320
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She wants me to marry a
pure vegetarian boy...
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from the same community.
322
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But I love non-veg.
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00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,560
Unfortunately,
I can't kick your ass today...
324
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,960
because I'm wearing
very high heels but...
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what are your plans
for tomorrow?
326
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Mangs, stop it!
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Mangs, stop! Stop!
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- Mangs!
- Dating app upload done!
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All hail the hook up expert!
Mangs, stop it!
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Mangs! Don't you dare!
It's done.
331
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It's done Anj!
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I mean, on one hand, you say...
333
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there are no men.
334
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And when some poor
guy shows interest...
335
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,160
you scare him away?
336
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Please! They were so not
into us!
337
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Idiots.
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Anyway, on a more serious note,
339
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if you ever have trouble...
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with any of the patrons,
341
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just call me.
342
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How macho!
343
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Will you beat them up
and save us?
344
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Are you crazy?
345
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Not at all.
346
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,960
Then?
347
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,840
I'll watch them get
thrashed by you girls...
348
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,560
and I'll make a viral
video of it.
349
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,720
How's the dog?
350
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,440
Good, I think.
351
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
What have you named him?
352
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,720
Nothing. He's not mine.
353
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,280
So why make attachments?
354
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,400
I didn't mean it like that,
you know.
355
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,840
When you call out to him,
356
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,400
what do you say?
357
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Dog.
358
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,920
Dog?
359
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An ode to all the men past.
360
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080
Oh please!
361
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,480
All the men!
362
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,400
How many men do you
think there have been?
363
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,400
It's plural. It can just
as well be two.
364
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,040
It's your guilty conscience
talking.
365
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,160
It's not my
guilty conscience okay!
366
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,920
How about Xerxes?
367
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Who's Xerxes?
368
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,640
My 16 year old cousin.
369
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,280
You want me to date
your sixteen year old cousin?
370
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,920
No. I mean the dog.
371
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,440
How about naming the dog Xerxes?
372
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,160
You want me to name
the dog after your cousin?
373
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,040
Why not? He's cute, fluffy,
he's hairy, he's...
374
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The dog?
375
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,120
No.
376
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,200
My cousin.
377
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,920
Oh my God! Okay!
378
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,720
One second...
379
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,440
Problem?
380
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,480
No, just some work stuff.
381
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,480
Ya...
382
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,520
Sorry. Ya...
383
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Another drink?
384
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,320
I'm so sorry, stock-taking time.
385
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,800
No, of course.
386
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,736
Actually even I have
a really early start tomorrow.
387
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760
What was I thinking.
388
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,200
Okay, cool.
389
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,000
Thank you for the whiskey.
390
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,080
- Sure.
- This was great.
391
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:51,640
Ya...
392
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,280
See you.
393
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,360
Ciao.
394
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,000
Fuck! You're on fire tonight!
395
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,200
I'm off to New York
tomorrow for two months!
396
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,816
You're going to have to
care of yourself for a while!
397
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,440
Don't worry, I'm self sufficient.
398
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,640
Don't I know that baby!
399
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,400
Damini! I can hear
strange noises.
400
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,280
That's just the dog!
401
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,920
What do you mean dog!
402
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,040
The dog!
403
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,480
Dog?!
404
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,840
Shut up!
405
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,600
But like...
406
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,680
the men.
407
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,920
Worse than the women.
408
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,920
No matter where you look,
409
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,440
they're moving around with
a six pack obsession.
410
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,160
And...
411
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,680
their hands are tiny...
412
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,400
And their feet are like two...
413
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,480
What?
414
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,480
- Sarkando?
- Sarkando.
415
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,200
Sarkando?
416
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,280
Bamboo sticks.
417
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,160
Oh. I had no idea.
418
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,640
Sarkando.
419
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,720
Do I need to give
you Hindi lessons too?
420
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,720
All lessons welcome.
421
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,280
You know, I'm a fast learner.
422
00:16:59,360 --> 00:16:59,960
Oh shit...
423
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,120
I'm... I'm sorry.
424
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,160
I don't know what I was doing.
425
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,320
So it's late.
426
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,960
And...
427
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,080
I'm shooting tomorrow...
428
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,200
early morning.
429
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,200
Okay...
430
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,280
Ya, ya…
431
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,320
No problem.
432
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,080
Oh my God! Arya's coming first.
433
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,040
No, no...
434
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,920
Mama's going to come first!
435
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,960
Hey Ratan...
436
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,720
The Mizwani case?
437
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,560
But the concall isn't
till Monday right?
438
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,440
Now?
439
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,480
I'm in the middle of...
440
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,320
Okay fine, I'll see you, bye.
441
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,080
I'm assuring you they can't
sue you, Mr. Mizwani.
442
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,920
No, you're not in breach.
443
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,880
I've made a watertight
contract for you, Sir.
444
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,640
Yes, Sir.
445
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,040
In fact, we can sue
them for being in breach.
446
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,240
You're very welcome, Sir.
447
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,080
That's what I'm here for.
448
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,160
Have a good day.
449
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,080
Thank God for you Anjana!
450
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,560
Fifty-five bloody minutes!
451
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,160
Can't believe I had to
miss my golf game for this.
452
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,000
One more Saturday gone.
453
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,240
I was just blowing
some balloons.
454
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,920
You know they have
people for that, don't you?
455
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,000
I like organizing
Arya's parties myself.
456
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,800
You can't have it all babe.
457
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,760
Mom!
458
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,320
Oh my God!
459
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,040
Mom, you did this with Radha?
460
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:27,800
It's...
461
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,320
Oh my God! It's amazing!
462
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,800
I just...
463
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,320
I just love it!
464
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,720
Hi...
465
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:34,800
Hi!
466
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,000
Do you like it?
467
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,720
It's... it's amazing.
468
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,520
I'm so glad!
469
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,176
Actually, your mom said
you were running a little late...
470
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,760
so I ran out and bought
some stuff.
471
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520
Sorry...
472
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,680
Did you do all of this?
473
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Yes...
474
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,440
Wow!
475
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,320
Wow! Thank you.
I'm so glad that you like it.
476
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,200
Ya, it's really nice.
477
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,640
- Thanks so much.
- Yay!
478
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,240
Quickly, quickly...
479
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,400
Choo, choo, choo!
480
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,800
Come, let's dance?
481
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,160
- I'm good, I'm good.
- C'mon...
482
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,000
I'm fine. Don't insist please.
Okay.
483
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,480
C'mon...
484
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,720
It's okay.
485
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,160
Yay!
486
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,560
One, two, three!
487
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,320
Oh my God!
488
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,480
- It's the pink scooty!
- Wow!
489
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,200
Baby, I went to four shops
to get this you know?
490
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,320
Shall we give Arya our
present as well?
491
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,480
Ya c'mon... give, give...
492
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,640
Okay, okay.
493
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,960
Do you like it?
494
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,080
Arya...
495
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,160
Teddy!
496
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,400
So cute!
497
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,760
She really likes him!
That's so sweet.
498
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,720
Arya, do you just love him...
499
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,560
or do you love him?
500
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,480
Love him. Even more than Buttoo.
501
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,080
- Amazing!
- You want this?
502
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,440
Take Buttoo on scooter...
503
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,800
Ya!
504
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,320
Such fun!
505
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,800
Anj...
506
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,920
I'm sorry but I have to
say this...
507
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,760
I think she's
trying to make it work.
508
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200
Dee...
509
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,680
I think she's just
trying to steal my kid.
510
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,080
Okay, look at this.
511
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,280
It's same same!
512
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:34,800
Anj, relax!
513
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,440
All she's done is bought a cake!
514
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,520
Mad.
515
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,760
Oops!
516
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800
Shit!
517
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,560
Had bought a cake rather.
518
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,560
Anj, what is this bitchy
step-wife mode?
519
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,080
I'm scared right now!
520
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,000
It's called bitch-mode baby
and it's on now!
521
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,720
Kavya! What's up man...
522
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,120
Hey! Shit...
523
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,760
I'm so sorry Kavya, you know...
524
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,840
This stupid kid Vivaan
came running and just...
525
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,680
No don't...
526
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,480
Don't worry about it, it's okay...
527
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,696
No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
528
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,256
I'll take care of it.
It's really fine.
529
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,720
- Let me help you.
- No it's fine.
530
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,120
But you know what,
we have another cake.
531
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,520
It's very sweet of you to have,
you know...
532
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,640
It's okay.
533
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,680
Help me clean up guys!
534
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,360
It's okay.
535
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,120
It's okay to be jealous.
536
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,800
Mom please! I'm not jealous.
537
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,960
I asked for the divorce,
remember?
538
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,080
I wonder...
539
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,000
what he sees in Kavya.
540
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,400
There's no glow on her face.
541
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,120
And just look at those
small hips.
542
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,400
How on earth will
she deliver a baby?
543
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,160
You are so mean.
544
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,120
She's just tea bags.
545
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,200
Only dust.
546
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,800
And you're second flush.
547
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,880
Just right.
548
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,760
Hey...
549
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
What are you doing?
550
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,360
Taking some of my pictures
with Arya.
551
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,880
We want to make this little...
552
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,480
album and keep it at home.
553
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,280
'We' meaning?
554
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,920
Kavs and me.
555
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,560
I hope you don't mind.
556
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120
Remember this one?
557
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,320
You come into my home,
ruin my picture album...
558
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,320
you're asking me if
I don't mind.
559
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,440
Of course I mind.
560
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,280
But you have soft copies
on your computer right?
561
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,640
You can print new copies...
562
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,176
else I'll get them
printed for you.
563
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,360
It's no big deal.
564
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,160
I'm only taking the
ones with Arya and me.
565
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,640
Breaking this family up once
wasn't enough for you?
566
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,520
Fuck man! It's just a
photo album!
567
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,200
It is not just a photo album!
568
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,200
Okay so only you
get to keep her photos?
569
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,480
You're the one who's
fucking moving on, okay.
570
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,320
Making a happy family and
home sweet home...
571
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,720
and all that fucking bullshit!
572
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,080
So you also move on.
573
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,760
What's the matter with you?
574
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280
Who's stopping you?
575
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,720
Take this fucking album!
576
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,360
This whole fucking damn thing!
577
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,600
Move on.
578
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,160
I'll fucking show you
what moving on is asshole.
579
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,240
Congrats!
580
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,720
So tell me, what do I do now?
581
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,080
Okay...
582
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,640
Ball is in your court.
583
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:48,960
Make a plan...
584
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:49,840
and go on a date.
585
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,520
Simple.
586
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,600
With all of them?
587
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,000
Anj!
588
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,800
You're going on a date,
not opening a harem!
589
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,840
Keep some filters.
590
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,520
Okay...
591
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,600
What kind of filters?
592
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,520
Size filters.
593
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,760
You know... how big or small.
594
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:01,840
I'm serious.
595
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,440
I'm serious!
Look at their pictures and decide.
596
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,520
Do it now, c'mon!
597
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,840
Seven...
598
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,600
Four...
599
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,640
Eight...
600
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,680
Eight...
601
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,680
Six...
602
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,480
Fifteen...
603
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,200
What the fuck is fifteen?
604
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,680
He's not a prehistoric man!
605
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,200
Really? It's not that much.
606
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,680
I mean fifteen is this much, right?
607
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,480
Oh my God.
608
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,320
No, no, no.
It's like... It's like...
609
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,720
Ya...
610
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,800
You just visualized it,
didn't you?
611
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,800
Shhh!
612
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,160
Arya's sleeping.
613
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,960
What are you all doing outside
in the middle of the night?
614
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,280
Actually aunty, we were doing
something important.
615
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,896
We were trying to find
a match for Ms. VeeVee.
616
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,600
But we found one. It's all good.
617
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,200
Please go back to bed.
Goodnight.
618
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,280
Goodnight mom.
619
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,560
I'll walk you to your room.
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