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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,250 Wait, Blair. 3 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,125 - Wear this. - What? 4 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,583 For good luck on your interviews. 5 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,750 Speaking foreign language 6 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:23,041 motherfucker. 7 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:29,792 Go get 'em! I love you. 8 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:30,917 - Here you go. - Thank you. 9 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,375 Five large. 10 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,583 Now, you be sure to tell Page Six 11 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:36,458 that I knocked the glaze off that doughnut. 12 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:37,667 Okay? 13 00:02:41,709 --> 00:02:43,542 Kyle. 14 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:45,792 Want to do some cocaine? 15 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:46,875 Fantastic. 16 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,875 Ooh-whee! There she go! God damn! 17 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:55,625 Yo, mama, where you going? 18 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,333 Fucking dyke! 19 00:03:37,792 --> 00:03:38,959 Georgina. 20 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:44,166 It is my 39th birthday, and that is what I want. 21 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,583 No "problemo," Mo. 22 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,709 I'll get a B-cup down here by 945 23 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,875 or now if, Dawn is willing. 24 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:51,500 Wow, you know what? 25 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,351 I'm really surprised a ladies' man such as yourself 26 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:54,709 doesn't know his cups. 27 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:56,291 - These are Cs, baby. - Ooh! 28 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:58,667 These right here... these are Bs. 29 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,750 Who wants to come titty-fuck Keith? 30 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:04,583 Dawn's on the board. 31 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:06,500 But, no, I want the company. 32 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,834 Georgina Jeans currently does all of its manufacturing 33 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:10,583 in Manhattan, so you know what that means. 34 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,226 It means that the land the warehouse is on 35 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,500 is worth twice the company. 36 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:16,709 Exactly, which makes them ripe for a take... 37 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,667 Ripe for a takeover. See? Great minds. 38 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,351 See, when we're going on together, it's like jazz. 39 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,000 You guys are fucking watching jazz. 40 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:24,291 I hate to bust your denim dream, but, no. 41 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,000 It's fucking impossible, Mo. 42 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,226 - Is it impossible, Dawn? - It's impossible. 43 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,667 Lehman Brothers owns 30% of Georgina. 44 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:32,125 And trust me, they'd rather vote for punk-ass Mondale 45 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:36,000 than sell us a share of shit. 46 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:37,166 "Impossible." 47 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:40,667 Well, let me tell you something, gang. 48 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,291 I was born in a toilet 49 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:45,166 and left on the steps of a Church... 50 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,166 's Chicken. 51 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,750 Yeah, Church's Chicken. 52 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:50,125 - Anyway, 39 years later... - Wait, 30 what? 53 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:51,808 Thirty-nine years later to the day, Dawn! 54 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:52,709 He's 60. 55 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,750 I woke up in a $1,500-a-night fuck pad 56 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:58,542 after having a $5,000 Park Avenue fuckathon. 57 00:04:58,625 --> 00:04:59,750 - What? - Whoo! 58 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:01,101 My robot butler brought me caviar 59 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,417 and The Wall Street Journal, 60 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,375 and I said, "Kyle"... Because I named him. 61 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:07,041 They encourage you to name them. 62 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:09,208 It helps with the bonding... I said, "Kyle", 63 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,208 throw that fish jizz out. Caviar is wack." 64 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:14,417 Kyle did that shit because Kyle understands English. 65 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,583 Solid. 66 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,250 And The Wall Street Journal 67 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,542 called you all 68 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,417 the number 11 trading firm on the block. 69 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,476 And they called your man the Billy Ocean of trading. 70 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,041 That's right! 71 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:28,709 Get it, get it, get it. 72 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,142 That'sthat's the hit right there. 73 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,417 - Yes! - Yeah! 74 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:35,875 - Yes! - Yeah! 75 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,875 No! 76 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:39,542 Hey! 77 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:41,083 Whoa! Hey! 78 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:43,583 Eleven? 79 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:47,250 Get that out of here. The number 11 guy on the Knicks 80 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,542 isn't even a basketball player, all right? 81 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,458 He's an eight-foot Serb with a kidney disease 82 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:52,166 they took a flier on. 83 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,500 Eleven is one one too many. 84 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:56,959 It's been the same. 85 00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:58,417 Monopoly-man-looking motherfuckers 86 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,250 at the top of Wall Street for 1,000 years. 87 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:03,583 "Impossible"? This shit is simple. 88 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:04,583 What goes in your pocket when that bell rings 89 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,250 at the end of the day comes directly out 90 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,417 of some other sucker's asshole. 91 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,792 Right? 92 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:11,750 One guy gets a dope chalet in Vail. 93 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,500 Another guy has to tell his daughter 94 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:15,208 that Christmas is canceled 95 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,017 because Santa Claus exploded in the Challenger. 96 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:19,000 Now, I know who I am. 97 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:20,309 - Do you know who you are? - I'm KerthKeith! 98 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,458 Yes. Do you know who you are? 99 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:24,333 - Yassir X. - Absolutely. 100 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,142 - Do you know who you... - Get the fuck out of my face. 101 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:27,709 Right. Ronnie, you know who you are? 102 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:28,250 Honestly, I'm still trying to figure it out. 103 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,041 Just say "Ronnie." 104 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,709 I know who you are, all right? 105 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,792 God chose me to choose you. 106 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:35,875 - Okay. - I am black Moses. 107 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:37,017 Nigga, did you say you black Moses? 108 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:39,291 Okay? And that designer denim LLC is the Red Sea. 109 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:42,125 And I'm gonna part that shit up, 110 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:43,888 and I'm gonna take us to the promised land. 111 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:48,291 - Yeah! Yeah! - So start buying, okay? 112 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,208 But you keep that shit quiet, 113 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:52,184 'cause if anybody outside of this room gets wind of that, 114 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,226 you're all gonna be deader than that gremlin's pussy 115 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,041 on top of Keith's head. 116 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,291 Now, if you'll excuse me, 117 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,458 I'm gonna go put the "brother"... 118 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,083 in Lehman Brothers. 119 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,125 Yeah! Yes! Yeah! 120 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,291 - Hey, Mo. - No, Keith. God damn it. 121 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:06,393 You cannot stop a man who just butt-fucks his walk-off line 122 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:09,375 - and then... - Happy birthday, boss. 123 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:10,291 I know it's the same shit every year, but what do you get 124 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,834 the guy who has everything, right? 125 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:15,166 More coke. 126 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,625 - You guys get me. - Yeah! 127 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,792 Scusi. 128 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:39,667 I seem to have come down with a bad case of the first days. 129 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,291 I have an interview 130 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:42,518 - at Morgan St... - Hold on a second, Scotty. 131 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:43,959 - Sorry. - Get cancer. 132 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,709 No, no, I just stepped in some dog shit. 133 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:55,166 Pretty wild, right? 134 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,291 Yeah, it's awful. 135 00:07:57,375 --> 00:08:00,792 If this is trading, I may have picked the wrong career. 136 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:03,750 This is awkward. 137 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:05,375 Ty Daverman, Morgan Stanley. 138 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,583 We spoke on the phone. You're Blair? 139 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,834 Yes, Blair. Yes, Blair Pfaff. 140 00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:11,875 Yes, it's a veryit's very nice to meet you, sir. 141 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,851 Hey, before when I said I may have picked the wrong career, 142 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,417 I meant that as a, uha joke. 143 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,875 Joking's kind of my strong suit. 144 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,125 I mean, obviously trading is my strong suit. 145 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,226 What are my weaknesses? That's a great question. 146 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,792 I can only think of three... 147 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:26,583 Caring too much, working too hard, and caring too much. 148 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,041 And I just repeated myself, so that's four weaknesses, 149 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,601 'cause I... That's a repeating weakness. 150 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:33,083 Wow, good thing I'm not interviewing you, 151 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,059 'cause I think you'd shit your pants in the next two seconds. 152 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:37,333 I think so. 153 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,518 You're here to interview me, kid. 154 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:39,750 I am? 155 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:40,333 You're top recruit on the street. 156 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:42,375 Everybody's buzzing 157 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,166 about this, trading algorithm 158 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,166 you developed for your MBA thesis at Wharton. 159 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,667 Hey, I'm a Wharthog myself. 160 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,291 Look, you're gonna have 161 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,375 your pick of the top shops, all right? 162 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:57,750 But you want to be a MoStan man. 163 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:00,917 Technologywe're on the cutting edge, all right? 164 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,393 From mobile phones as small as toasters 165 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:06,041 to computers big as barns. 166 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,083 Here, consider it a gift. 167 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,166 Seriously? 168 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:12,375 Now, let's let these animals fight over the scraps. 169 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:14,166 I'll show you what the world 170 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,750 looks like to a MoStan man. 171 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,959 Lenny Lehman. 172 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:27,875 I'm Larry. 173 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:31,000 I'm Lenny. You really can't tell us apart? 174 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,685 Wait a minute, I forget. Now, which one of you 175 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:34,166 is a virgin, and which one of you 176 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,309 ain't never been laid before? 177 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,583 We call that a dis! 178 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,875 Really? Well, if you were an identical twin, 179 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:41,851 I would ask you, which one of you is under investigation, 180 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:45,667 and which one of you has already been investigated? 181 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:49,208 Now, that's a "dist." 182 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,792 What do you assholes want, anyway? 183 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:52,101 What do wewhayou came here. What do you want? 184 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,792 I would like to be a pair of Downtown Julie Brown's socks, 185 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:58,291 but in the meantime, I'll take your shares of Georgina. 186 00:09:58,375 --> 00:09:59,834 Georgina? The women's jeanery? 187 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:01,375 Len, do we even own any of that? 188 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,500 Yeah, Lar, we bought a chunk of that a while back 189 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,875 to offset our capital gain... 190 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,375 Just give me the fucking shares. 191 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:08,059 Then we'll go have brunch afterwards, on me. 192 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:08,667 Cheetah's Topless... What do you say? 193 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,333 Free ta-tas and frittatas? 194 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:11,291 Ew. 195 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,166 Why Georgina? It's a dog. 196 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,267 No big whoop. They cut a nice jean. 197 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:15,667 I don't know about that. 198 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,750 We're all Cavaricci all the time, but okay. 199 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:21,250 Len, what's a fair price for our block of Georgina? 200 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,792 Well, it's trading at six, 201 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,917 so based on projected future earnings, I'd say... 202 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,458 One million dollars a share? 203 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,142 Why don't you two stop fucking each other 204 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:33,500 for five minutes and sell me some goddamn stock? 205 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,267 - That was a rumor. - I've never fucked my brother! 206 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:37,542 - That was a rumor. - I've never fucked my brother! 207 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,166 I-I know that. That was a joke. 208 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,041 It would be insane if you guys 209 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,226 were actually fucking each other. 210 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,667 Yeah, exactly, Mo! 211 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,333 So, maybe you should scram, okay? 212 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,601 You're making us late for our stand-up comedy class. 213 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:51,041 Get that money. 214 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,417 Eight. 215 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,208 Twenty. 216 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,166 Nine and a half. 217 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,166 Twenty. 218 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,500 Ten. 219 00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:58,917 - Twenty-five. - Thirty. 220 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,917 - Ooh, this is fun. - You fuck... 221 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,458 All right... 222 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:07,458 eighteen. 223 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,291 - Really? - Yeah. 224 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:10,625 Eighteen on two million shares? 225 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:12,208 - Yeah. - Great. 226 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:13,931 Thirty-six million dollars by close today, 227 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,500 or the deal is off. 228 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,226 Great. That's an excellent fucking timeframe. 229 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,685 If you were to give me a menu of timeframes and say, 230 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:20,083 "Mo, you want to pick a time"... 231 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:20,875 It was a pleasure doing bus... 232 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:22,750 One, two... 233 00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:24,625 It was a pleasure doing business with you, 234 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,750 - Mr. Monroe. - Jesus Christ. 235 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:27,959 You call yourself a twin? 236 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,625 This is your thing. 237 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:30,976 I don't want to do the talking at the same time. 238 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,166 Thanks. 239 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,583 Hey, Tiff, guess what I'm doing. 240 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:37,458 Walking! 241 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:40,417 Yeah, the guys from Morgan gave me a mobile phone. 242 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,667 I'm walking and talking! 243 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,750 I'm still sort of getting the hang of it, 244 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,417 but guess what else. 245 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,142 Morgan, Lehman, Goldman all made crazy offers. 246 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,792 Yeah, go out and buy yourself something really expensive, 247 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,625 'cause we got a lot to celebrate tonight. 248 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:54,875 A lot. 249 00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:55,959 Get ready... 250 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,250 I am so sorry. 251 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,041 That, was a total accident. 252 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,709 God, what is this, parmesan? That is... 253 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,625 All right. 254 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:08,500 You're Maurice Monroe. You're Mo the Marauder. 255 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,101 I r-read about you in the newspaper today. 256 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,351 I'm so sorry. That was a very... That was a bad accident 257 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:13,535 - on my part. I'm so sorry. - Kid, kid, it's all right. 258 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,851 It's alllisten. It's all right, okay? 259 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,625 Accidents happen. Accidents happen! 260 00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:18,291 Accidents happen. 261 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,083 Thank you. Thanks. 262 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,375 Well, you know my name. What's yours? 263 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,792 - Blair. - No, really, what's your name? 264 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,208 Blair. 265 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,059 Yeah, it's actually much more common for a man 266 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,583 than for a woman, yeah. 267 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,226 I mean, think of all the famous male Blairs, right? 268 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,583 There's-there's L.A. Law heartthrob Blair Underwood. 269 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,893 - Yes. - Right? There's, former. 270 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,125 Secretary of State of Maryland Blair Lee III. 271 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,458 And who could forget British Lieutenant Governor. 272 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,875 Sir Blair Aubyn Stewart-Wilson? 273 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,726 I mean, that guy was equerry to Her Majesty, the Queen. 274 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,500 You really know your Blairs. 275 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,223 - I do, I do. - Well, who do you work for? 276 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,583 Well, I-I'm fielding multiple offers right now. 277 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:51,750 I mean, between you and me, I'm kind of hot on the street. 278 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,834 You lucky son of a bitch. That's exciting. 279 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:55,792 - It is exciting. - Hey, everybody! 280 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,500 - No, come on. - No, no, it's fine. 281 00:12:58,583 --> 00:12:59,500 - No, sir, I really... - Don't worry about it. Listen. 282 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,208 Um, if anyone here hires 283 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,375 Blair Bat Mitzvah Fucking Girl's Name, whatever, 284 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,458 I will personally be on the other side 285 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:08,333 of every trade you make until you die, 286 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,834 which will be soon, 287 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:12,125 because you will jump out of a window 288 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,728 because you're bankrupt, at which point 289 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,208 I will go to your homes, 290 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:17,208 and I will make love to your wife... 291 00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,792 and your kids, 292 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,667 depending on age and gender and looks. 293 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,875 Let's be honest... It's mostly gonna be looks. 294 00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,750 Okay, everybody got that? 295 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,375 I am willing to lose a mil a day 296 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,417 to prevent Rachel Girl's Fucking Name here... 297 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,375 from ever being employed 298 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:37,625 for the rest of her natural or unnatural fucking life... 299 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,101 Whichever comes first. Everybody clear on that? 300 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,792 All right. As you were. 301 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:42,709 - No, sir, sir, this was... - As you were. 302 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:45,750 Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 303 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,375 Is everything okay here, Mr. Monroe? 304 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,059 Yeah, everything's okay, except this fucking kid 305 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,166 doesn't know how to walk or do coke. 306 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,250 It's cocaine. 307 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,059 No, no, it's not my coke. I don'tl don't do... 308 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,458 It's not your coke? Are you saying it's my coke? 309 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,342 No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it... 310 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,393 Wait, are you calling me a fucking cokehead? 311 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:02,291 - No, I'm not saying... - Well, I do do coke. 312 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,291 In fact, it's my second favorite thing to do. 313 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,255 You know what my first favorite thing is? Money. 314 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,000 Now, my third favorite thing is rolling up 315 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,803 my first favorite thing and doing a mountain 316 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,667 of my fucking second favorite thing. 317 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,917 But, Chong, here's the real thingdrugs on the floor 318 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,434 is a two-year suspension, if I'm correct. 319 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,375 Okay, nown-now, okay. Okay, all right. 320 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,291 No, you see, this was a misunderstanding. 321 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,575 All right, Let me settle this. 322 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,208 Does anyone know whose coke this is? 323 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,083 It's the kid's cokedropped right out of his pocket. 324 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,667 - Let's go. - Yeah, total basehead. 325 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,208 He tried to sell me heroin last week. 326 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,750 - Did you check him for a gun? - Gun! 327 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,542 Yeah, party's over, Scarface! 328 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,375 No! No, no, no. Mr. Daverman. 329 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,083 Mr. Daverman. I will take that job. 330 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,709 I am definitely a MoStan man. 331 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,417 No, you're not, Blair. 332 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,667 By the way, you got a chick's name. 333 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,458 It's much more common for a man! 334 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,750 How rich are we? 335 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:56,166 Ooh! What's all this? 336 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,291 It's cocaine, but I can explain. 337 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,083 No explanation necessary, babe. 338 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,041 Let's celebrate. Now, just tell me... 339 00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:06,125 are we talking house money, or summer-house money? 340 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,351 'Cause I saw this place today. Now, it's definitely crazy. 341 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,535 - But it's not insane. - Babe. 342 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,184 It's Saddam Hussein's condo for when he's in New York. 343 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,208 It's a total gut job, but the bones are amazing. 344 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,375 Hey, speaking of jobs... 345 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,959 So, um... 346 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:23,208 I didn't get any, and I never will, 347 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,166 but it's not a bad thing. 348 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,208 Remember that screenplay I wrote in college? 349 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,125 Hear me out. What if we go to L.A... 350 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,542 I'm sorry. 351 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,750 I-I think I wal was just reacting to your joke? 352 00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:40,000 W-what's happening, Blair? 353 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,000 You told me you had three job offers. 354 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:46,333 I did, and it was a real... real dream come true, 355 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:49,667 until I met basically the Freddy Krueger 356 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,166 of Wall Street, 357 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,375 and he entered that precious dream, 358 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:54,834 and he shredded it, 359 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:58,000 like Freddy Krueger is wont to do. 360 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,625 But you know what? We don't need money to be happy. 361 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,583 I'm sorry. That must be some sort 362 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,267 of fight-or-flight thing, but this is okay. 363 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,542 Okay. This is okay. 364 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,125 You'll just go... 365 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,834 You'll go work for my dad! 366 00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,667 No, I told you I'm gonna make it on my own. 367 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,834 I'm dating a success, Blair. 368 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,750 The only question is, is it gonna be you, 369 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,476 or is it gonna be Nat Hayes, who's been trying 370 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,976 to get his fingers in me since a cappella camp? 371 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,625 Someone took your job? 372 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,709 Take it back. 373 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,291 Yeah. 374 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,625 Yeah, you're right. 375 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,500 This doesn't have to be the end of me. 376 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,959 Yeah, I could just... I could just lay low 377 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,083 for, what, like, a year or two, let that old guard die out... 378 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,709 What is this thing... 379 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,792 - A dick or a vagina? - Babe, language! 380 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,083 If this is, in fact, a dick and not a long dangling clit 381 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,309 and you ever want to put it in me again, 382 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,208 you will go down there and get your dream back. 383 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:53,083 So tell me... Is this a dick or a vagina? 384 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,875 I think we both know that it... 385 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,500 Do you have a dick or a vagina? 386 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,583 I have a penis! 387 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,166 Should we have sex really quick? 388 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,959 'Cause I'm super... 389 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,166 jazzed. 390 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:03,750 No. Yeah, I get you. 391 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,041 I'm gonna go get my job, 392 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,750 and then I'm gonna come back and do sex on you. 393 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,875 And then we're gonna get some TCBY. 394 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,542 - Ooh. - You want yogurt? 395 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,643 - Yes. - Mommy, baby want yogurt. 396 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,917 - I want chocolate. - I want sprinkles... 397 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,792 Mommy! 398 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,417 Get down there and get your job back. 399 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,333 Okay. 400 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,625 Gang, listen up. 401 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,792 I got some good news, and I got some better news. 402 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,959 Good news... Don Henley is confirmed 403 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,083 for my bitchin' B-day blowout party tonight. 404 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,792 Ooh, I love him. 405 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,184 You know, I don't really fuck with the guy's music, 406 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,688 but, you know, his album's number one, 407 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:36,417 and my party's gonna be number one, 408 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,792 so it just kind of made sense. 409 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,667 And the better news... 410 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,851 I have acquired the Lehman Brother's block of Georgina. 411 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,125 - Nice. - Holy shit. 412 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:43,667 Whoo! 413 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,250 What'd you pay? 414 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,792 Can I live? 415 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,291 Jesus Christ, Dawn, you don't ask a man 416 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,792 how much he spent on a gift, 417 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,333 which is exactly what that is for you. 418 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,875 - Eighteen. - Ooh. 419 00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,792 Eighteen? It's at six and a half! 420 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,155 We don't have that kind of cash. 421 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,458 I will fucking borrow it, Dawn. 422 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,041 Mo, you are risking everything! 423 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,959 That's the best part. 424 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:10,500 Dawn, coyou remember Top Gun, right? 425 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,184 Of course I remember Top Gun. You-you-you made me see it 426 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,875 - three times opening night. - Yes, I did. 427 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,518 And you know what? It wasn't a good movie. 428 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,709 Yes, it was! 429 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:17,583 It was just a bunch of white boys trying 430 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,458 to butt-fuck each other in the clouds. 431 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:20,935 Okay, yes, those undertones did exist, 432 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,184 but that's not the fucking point 433 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,834 of what I'm trying to tell you here. 434 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,309 I'm saying that if they had not risked it all, 435 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,810 where would Goose and Mav be right now? 436 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,667 Goose would probably be alive. 437 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,017 - We don't know that, Dawn! - Come on! 438 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,041 Okay? Goose was very reckless. 439 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,875 Mav said, "Watch the fucking canopy." 440 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,267 - Well, he fucking... - And what did Goose do? 441 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,542 Hey! 442 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:40,208 Bet you didn't think you'd see this me again. 443 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:43,375 This guy! Me! 444 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,583 Wow. I am very glad you're here. 445 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,792 - Really? - Yeah. 446 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,000 I would like a tuna fish sandwich, hold the carrots, 447 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,583 and a Crystal Pepsi. Anybody? 448 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,458 No, I'm the guy from the floor. 449 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,125 - With the cocaine. - Thank God. 450 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,917 - Hey, coke guy's here! - Let me get 451 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,640 two eight balls and, what's that new thing 452 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:00,768 everybody's talking about? Crack? Crack? 453 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,875 - Two cracks. - Just regular cocaine for me. 454 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,184 No, no, no, let's be innovative. 455 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,792 Cracks. Cracks for everybody, guys! 456 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,625 - Yeah. - No one is getting cracks! 457 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,792 I am Blair Pfaff. 458 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,291 Rachel the Bat Mitzvah Girl. 459 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:17,583 Yes. You are the motherfucker that ruined my suit. 460 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:18,947 Yeah, and you're the motherfucker 461 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,750 who ruined my life. 462 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,709 Suit's worth more. It was a Bijan. 463 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:23,709 - Had to throw it in the trash. - It was a Bijan? 464 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,041 Shut the fuck up. 465 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,667 You think you scare me? 466 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,834 My dad beat me every day of my life until he died, 467 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,959 and he literally died of a heart attack 468 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,041 while beating me. 469 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,458 You got to be fucking shitting me. 470 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,000 - Is that true? - Yeah. 471 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,583 I worked two jobs to get my degree. 472 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,917 I worked three to get my MBA, 473 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,500 and yet I still had enough time 474 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,935 to develop an algorithm that, when backtested, 475 00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:49,917 beat every house on the street, including your chop shop, okay? 476 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,959 So I'm here as a warning. 477 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,309 I'm gonna use this "cocaine possession 478 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:57,041 with intent to distribute" charge as motivation 479 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,750 to become the biggest swinging dick on Wall Street. 480 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,500 So here's what you can do, Mo. 481 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:06,250 You can go downstairs and un-take the giant poo 482 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,208 you took on my career. 483 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,333 Or guess what. I'm gonna be on the other side of every trade 484 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,625 you make for the rest of your life. 485 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,208 I'm gonna call an ambulance. 486 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,500 What kind of car you drive, kid? 487 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,351 'Cause I drive a Honda and you drive a Porsche? 488 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,959 I don't drive shit. I get driven. 489 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,458 In a Lamborghini limousine, 490 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:29,625 aka a Lambo limo, aka a Limbo. 491 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,125 So you get none of the speed of a Lamborghini 492 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,959 and none of the comfort of a limousine? 493 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,893 Yeah, but it costs twice as much as both, obvious... 494 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,959 This guy is not a car guy. You're not a car guy. 495 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,226 I don't like your fucking tone. 496 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:39,792 You don't know shit about cracks. 497 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,750 Who are you, Pfaff? 498 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,750 Who are you? 499 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:47,059 Mr. Hotshot with an Algorithm's got all these guys downstairs 500 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,291 jizzing in their fucking pants. 501 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,083 Well, let me ask you something. You want to... 502 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,834 you want to give it a test-drive? 503 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,166 What? 504 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,083 I'll put 50K in an account. 505 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,917 And you double that by close, and you get a job. 506 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,500 You don't, I get your car. 507 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,000 Why do you want a shitty Honda? 508 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,375 I don't want a "shitty Honda." 509 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,125 I want your shitty Honda. 510 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,542 - Okay. - Okay, great. 511 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,250 Dawn will set you up with an account. 512 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:13,893 Don't let those titties fool you, all right? 513 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,917 She's got the biggest set of nuts on Wall Street. 514 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,750 Now, if you will "excusez-me-moi," 515 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,417 I got about three and a half hours 516 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,166 to borrow 36 million bucks. 517 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,709 - Chad, moisten me. - Wha... 518 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,750 I'm not a... 519 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:29,166 allowed to trade. 520 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,267 I'm being investigated for cocaine, remember? 521 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,667 Kid, who isn't? 522 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,667 I fucking freebased with the mayor of D.C. 523 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,375 - Mayor Barry. - Tough on crime. 524 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,375 But you are about to learn a valuable lesson 525 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,208 that your fucking MBA 526 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,542 and all your bullshit education could not teach you. 527 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,333 The only algorithm that a real trader needs. 528 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:50,500 Ooh! You just got DeBarged. 529 00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:06,375 Okay, everybody, ten Gs, 530 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,750 Michael J. Cocksucker here goes bust in an hour! 531 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:12,542 No, fucking make that 15! I got 15! 532 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,333 Whoa! Not okay! 533 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,166 Not cool! 534 00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:51,417 That's why I love you, Sergei. 535 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,959 - This is working? - Kid's got a shot. 536 00:22:58,041 --> 00:22:59,625 Fucking... 537 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,041 Dude, we just fixed that wall! 538 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,583 Hey, I got the... 539 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,125 Just coming through there? Okay. 540 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,125 Shit. 541 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,458 Yeah. 542 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:19,542 Wow. Hey... 543 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,208 Whoa! 544 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:28,375 That's a lot of blood for a little guy. 545 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,250 Shit. I can't believe it. 546 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,351 This guy's gonna get to 100. 547 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,625 This is bullshit. 548 00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:35,417 How the fuck is this happening? 549 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,625 Hang on, hang on. 550 00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:37,709 - Shit. - It's dropping! 551 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,458 Here come the short sellers. 552 00:23:40,542 --> 00:23:43,125 No, no, no. 553 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,834 Fuck! You! 554 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:47,500 Pay up, Dawn! Cheetah's Topless! 555 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:49,792 First round of head's on me. Let's go. 556 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:51,291 Come on, there you go. 557 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,291 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you very much. 558 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:53,917 - Yeah, yeah. - Bye-bye. 559 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,017 See you at the party, Dawn. 560 00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:56,417 Shit. 561 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,959 You bet on me to win? 562 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:03,291 Actually, I bet you'd lose it all. 563 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,792 That last 84 cent cost me 15 grand. 564 00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:08,226 Well, too bad you won't be sticking around. 565 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,875 You're cute, kid. 566 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:14,625 But you're the worst trader in Manhattan since the Indians. 567 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,959 Hey, brother-fuckers. 568 00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:24,518 That's a rumor! That's a goddamn rumor! 569 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:25,792 Rumor. 570 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,458 This is a buy order 571 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:28,959 for all your Georgina shares. 572 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,834 So, if you would please sign this 573 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:34,208 before I have to call INS or child protective services 574 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:36,142 or whatever the fuck it is you guys got going here. 575 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,226 You know, Len, as much as I'd like to deny Mr. Monroe 576 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,000 of something he desires... 577 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,709 remember what Daddy always said. 578 00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:45,041 "Never walk away from a dollar that makes sense." 579 00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,709 Wow. 580 00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:49,208 Well, you know, your daddy sounds like a schmuck! 581 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:50,667 Boom! 582 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,041 How does it feel to get mowed down by Mo, 583 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,750 you double McFucks? 584 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:59,333 How do you say "give us the room" in Korean? 585 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:00,768 You know what? Never mind. Just leave. 586 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,500 All the Koreans in the room, leave. 587 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,351 Every Korean in the room, get out of the room. 588 00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,685 Sorry, ladies, you're gonna miss the show. 589 00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:07,333 You know what's gonna be amazing? 590 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:08,935 When I redecorate this fucking place, right? 591 00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:11,417 Out with the blue blood, in with the new blood. 592 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,500 You know, Len, I think I know what Mo's up to. 593 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,250 You think he's trying...? 594 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,250 The Georgina play. 595 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,041 Well, guess what. 596 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:22,375 You figured it out two signatures too late. 597 00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:24,583 By this time tomorrow, I'll be at 51%, 598 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:27,291 and I'll be richer than both of you two fucks fucked together. 599 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,500 No, no, you'll only get to 49%, 600 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:32,959 and then you'll quickly realize that Georgina 601 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,834 is the white whale of Wall Street. 602 00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:36,834 Whale? I love whale. 603 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:38,917 Chez Luc does an off-menu humpback carpaccio 604 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,667 that's to die for. 605 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:45,166 In 1861, Georgina Jeans... Or as it was known at the time, 606 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:47,417 Georgina Amalgamated Slave Holdings... 607 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,792 Decided to stop selling slaves and start making pants. 608 00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,291 For slaves. 609 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,810 Eventually slavery went out of fashion. 610 00:25:53,834 --> 00:25:58,208 But, ironically, those pants became very fashionable. 611 00:25:58,291 --> 00:25:59,917 The company took off. 612 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,667 Ever since, their warehouses have made them a target 613 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,125 for takeovers. 614 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,559 Better men than you, Maurice, have fallen prey 615 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,792 to the siren song of Lady Georgina. 616 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:11,083 But she's left them all bankrupt, suicidal, 617 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,625 or even worse... 618 00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:14,917 Middle class. 619 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,375 Yeah, well, until now. 620 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:17,542 Until never. 621 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,166 The Georgina family owns 51% 622 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,583 hidden in shell companies within shell companies 623 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,583 that would take a million Jew lawyers 624 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:25,685 a million Jew years to jew out. 625 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,834 And the family keeps it a well-guarded secret 626 00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:32,792 so that anyone attempting a takeover gets burned. 627 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:35,000 - Sometimes literally. - Sometimes literally! 628 00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:37,333 Our grand-père, Leonitis Lehman 629 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:39,000 set himself ablaze 630 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,726 after his failed attempt triggered the '29 crash. 631 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:44,250 So, unless your last name is Georgina, 632 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,583 good luck unloading the most toxic stock 633 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:47,726 in the history of Wall Street. 634 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:50,583 Hey, Len, I got a good one for you. 635 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:52,709 Where do all the rock-star traders go out 636 00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:55,417 after they trade with the Lehmans? 637 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,542 - A window. - That's funny. 638 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,875 Those comedy classes are really paying off. 639 00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:01,834 Your comedy classes suck! 640 00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:03,709 And your timing is for shit! 641 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,333 I'm gonna go now. 642 00:27:08,417 --> 00:27:09,834 Good luck. 643 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,500 Shit. 644 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:23,083 - Wow. - I know. 645 00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,750 It's pretty gross, right? 646 00:27:24,834 --> 00:27:26,333 No, no, no. 647 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,083 I'm talking about you. 648 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,601 Good thing these sprinklers don't work. 649 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,250 It'd be... 650 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,083 Well, you know, I did have to come correct 651 00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:33,542 for your party, right? 652 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,333 Yes, you did. 653 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:39,417 So how'd it go with the Lehmans today? 654 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,750 Fucking outstanding. How else could it go? 655 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,709 Good. 656 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,417 So, listen, I'm... 657 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,220 I'm sorry I was so hard on you today, Mo-Mo. 658 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:49,875 I just... 659 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,583 I just... 660 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:53,333 You know, I just want you to be okay. 661 00:27:53,417 --> 00:27:55,834 Yeah, I know. 662 00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:56,917 I know. 663 00:27:58,208 --> 00:27:59,500 Hey, Dawny, you ready? 664 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:00,250 Hey! 665 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:02,917 My man! Maurice! 666 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,667 - Spencer. - Hey. 667 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,417 How's the brain biz, bro? 668 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,083 - You know, it's boring. - Yeah, I can imagine. 669 00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:10,309 No, that's a neurosurgery joke... 670 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,125 Because we're always boring into people's skulls. 671 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:15,083 - Amazing! - Yeah. 672 00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:16,333 But speaking of jokes, 673 00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:17,601 you guys are gonna love it tonight 674 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:18,417 because I got Piscopo MC'ing. 675 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:21,375 Yeah, he does an amazing me. 676 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:22,768 Sounds like it could be kind of racist... 677 00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:25,667 And it-it is very racist... But it's funny racist. 678 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:27,351 - "Funny racist"? Okay, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 679 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:29,095 - It's the good kind. - You know, I remember 680 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,333 when your birthday used to be just sticking a candle 681 00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:33,125 in some apple pie at Church's Chicken. 682 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:34,625 Yeah, well, 683 00:28:34,709 --> 00:28:35,917 - fuck those days? - Aw. 684 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,166 Okay, well... 685 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,125 Anyway, if you don't mind, though, 686 00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:40,083 - I got to get out of here... - Yeah. 687 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,685 Because I got a Dawn I have to get to myself. 688 00:28:41,709 --> 00:28:43,458 You may have heard of her... Rae Dawn Chong. 689 00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:44,750 That's right. 690 00:28:44,834 --> 00:28:45,851 I'm gonna show her the real color purple. 691 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:48,792 My co... it's a dick joke. 692 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,458 The top of it. 693 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,351 When it gets engorged, it turns purple, like aubergine. 694 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:53,291 See you at the party! 695 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,333 All right. 696 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,125 Aw. 697 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,792 What's the problem? 698 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,500 Your little algorithm doesn't work so well 699 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,959 against real traders? 700 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:19,083 Pro tip, kidcomputers don't make trades, okay? 701 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,333 Men do. 702 00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:21,667 Thanks. 703 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:25,625 - Dick. - Wait a minute. Hold up. 704 00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:28,166 So what was the plan? You were gonna... 705 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,458 land a big, juicy job, then you're gonna 706 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:32,125 run over there and propose to her? 707 00:29:33,959 --> 00:29:34,959 Yeah. 708 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:37,208 Yeah. 709 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:40,208 I get that. 710 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,375 Look, you got to do it. 711 00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:48,166 You just got to fucking do it. If you don't do this, 712 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:50,059 you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 713 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:51,458 You're gonna lose her forever. 714 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:52,750 - No, I already lost her. - No. 715 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,625 She's not gonna marry some... 716 00:29:55,709 --> 00:29:58,041 jobless... 717 00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,333 loser. 718 00:29:59,417 --> 00:30:00,792 - You're not... - I'm a loser. 719 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:04,291 Look, just go fucking propose already, okay? 720 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,041 I'll see you in the morning. 721 00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:07,500 Wait. Wait, really? 722 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:09,125 Yes. 723 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,583 With the Honda. 724 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,101 I will see you in the morning with the Honda. 725 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,834 A bet is a bet. 726 00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:15,834 Come on. I'm just messing around. 727 00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,542 You didn't do so bad today. 728 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:22,000 I lost you $49,999.16. 729 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:26,875 W-what is that? That's like two robot butlers. 730 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:27,709 - Sure. - You know, nobody's yelled 731 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,417 at me like that since 1973? 732 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,041 You got some balls behind those pleats. 733 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:36,875 So what do you say, Mr. MBA? 734 00:30:36,959 --> 00:30:38,709 You want to fuck with me? 735 00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:43,083 Or are you too good for my little "chop shop"? 736 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,917 I would love to fuck with you. 737 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,834 - Yes. Yes. Yes, thank you. - Okay. 738 00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:47,750 - Thank you so... - No touching. 739 00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:49,583 - I'm sorry. - No touching. 740 00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:51,250 I'm sorry about that. 741 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,226 But I got something else, and you need to hear this. 742 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:55,166 - This is critical. - Yes. 743 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,083 I'm gonna need that Honda. 744 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,834 You said you were kidding. 745 00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:03,518 No, I was kidding when I said I didn't need it. 746 00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:06,583 Give me the fucking Honda. I'm gonna use it as a toilet. 747 00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,834 And next time I'm coming for that dope-ass tie pin. 748 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,750 No, no, no, I'd never bet this. 749 00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:13,083 Get the fuck out of here. Everything's got a price. 750 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,667 You watching the World Series? 751 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:15,917 Yeah. 752 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,291 Don't put your money on the Red Sox, Al. 753 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,458 I shortened "algorithm." 754 00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:40,959 Shit! I did not think he was gonna show up. 755 00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:47,291 You ready, boss? 756 00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:50,166 Boss? 757 00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:53,500 You know, let's just go home. 758 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,834 I'ml'm beat. 759 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,709 You got it, Mo. 759 00:32:01,305 --> 00:32:07,413 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org54871

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