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Aah!
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Oh! Oh!
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Me tooth!
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I've broke me tooth.
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[GASPS]
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Oh.
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Glass.
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Eh, what kind of place
is this anyhow?
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Ask for a bit of Pogues Pudding,
and what do you get?
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Oh. A piece of broken glass,
that's what you get.
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Ooh, look at that. Look at that.
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What a pity, what a pity.
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Pity? Huh. It's a blooming crime.
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[GASPS]
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Oh....
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Now they won't take me
for that dentifrice ad on the telly.
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My whole career is ruined.
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Ruined. Oh!
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Ha-ha!
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Just as I thought.
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Young lady, you have just bitten
into a small fortune.
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This piece of glass will one day be polished
into a lovely blue-white diamond...
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...worth, I should say,
at least three or 400 pounds.
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[GASPING]
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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Can I be of service?
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Yes, we'd like to see the proprietor,
please.
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Well, I am the proprietor.
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Victoria Pogue.
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Hmm. May we ask you
a question, Miss Pogue?
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Well, of course. What is it?
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Well, do you ship
to Chumley's Tea Room?
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Well, we ship all over the country.
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All over the world, as a matter of fact.
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Why Chumley's?
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Because in a tin of Pogues Pudding
served there...
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...in addition to the standard ingredients,
there were found these.
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Glass? In a Pogue Pudding?
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Impossible.
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Miss Pogue, the objects
my friend showed you are not glass.
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They're diamonds.
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Well, I don't care what they are.
They couldn't have come from here.
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Now, as to what may have happened
at Chumley's with these diamonds...
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...you may direct your inquiries there.
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Well, thank you very much
for your cooperation.
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But if the situation should arise again...
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...you can, uh,
contact us at this number.
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"U-N-C-L-E"?
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Yes, we would appreciate it
if you would do us a favor...
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...and keep this entre nous.
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Well, I certainly shall.
As a favor to Pogues.
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It looks like we've got company.
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Uh-oh, there's another.
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SOLO:
Three's a crowd.
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[HORN HONKING]
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ILLYA:
Lose one, win one.
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SOLO: Where's the party?
ILLYA: Looks like we're the party.
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[HORN HONKS]
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[HORN HONKS]
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[HORN HONKING]
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SOLO:
Oops.
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ILLYA:
Back up.
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[GUNSHOTS]
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SOLO:
Get down.
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ILLYA:
Duck!
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WOMAN [OVER MONITOR]:
Mr. Waverly...
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...Solo and Kuryakin
are ready on the overseas circuit.
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Well, gentlemen,
you seem to have survived very nicely.
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We were saved by a falling beam.
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Almost, that is.
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Oh, thank you very much
for that tin of Pogues.
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I enjoyed it thoroughly.
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And the stones were very nice too.
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Research thinks
that they ought to be worth a small fortune.
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As for, uh, Victoria Pogue,
she is definitely...
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...the most intriguing international
diamond smuggler I've ever run into.
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Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you,
gentlemen...
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...but we'll let our London branch
keep an eye on Miss Pogue.
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I was afraid of that.
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What we're really after is who is it rocking
the world market for diamonds and why?
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Is there any further information
on the Brazilian strike?
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- Has it been confirmed?
- Yes, it has.
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Our research people insist
that those Brazilian stones...
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...flooding the market
aren't Brazilian at all.
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In fact, they positively identif y them
as coming from the famous Peacock mines.
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Rather confusing, isn't it?
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Still more confusing...
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...is the fact that we've finally been able
to identify who's buying them up.
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All right, sir, I'll bite.
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- Who?
- Peacock.
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Are you implying Peacock's
buying back their own stones?
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You do realize...
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...that we're not in the business
of chasing stolen diamonds...
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...but the stability of the world economy
is our business.
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And I need hardly remind you
that diamonds--
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SOLO:
Are a girl's best friend.
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And that also, Mr. Solo,
next to gold...
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...the bedrock
on which that stability rests.
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I suppose you'd like us
to pay a little visit to Sir Percival Peacock.
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Gentlemen,
you've come on a fool's errand.
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You may tell your Mr. Waverly...
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...that his insinuation
that we're buying back our own diamonds...
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...is so much balderdash.
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Nevertheless, our experts insist that
you're getting them from your own mine.
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And I tell you they're Brazilian.
Of course, we're buying them. Of course.
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For over a century, our mines
have been almost the sole source...
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...of this particular type of stone.
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And we're not about to give up
this position...
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...just because someone
was lucky enough...
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...to discover a deposit
of similar stones in Brazil.
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Gentlemen, we have nearly a billion dollars
worth of diamonds in our reserves...
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...and we can well enough afford
to add a few million to it...
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...without upsetting anyone's sleep.
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I've never seen a billion dollars
worth of anything in my life.
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Would it be possible
to take a, uh, peek at this vault of yours?
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Well, it's not our policy
to allow outsiders even near it...
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...but I suppose in your case,
we could make an exception.
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Gentlemen.
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You are entering the most impregnable vault
in the world.
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Anyone entering the inner chamber
is closely watched...
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...on closed-circuit television
there and there.
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The safe containing the diamonds
rests on a delicate scale.
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Were a single carat removed,
it would register on this dial...
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...and automatically set off
the alarm system.
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You see, gentlemen,
the diamonds are still here.
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Uh, may I, um...?
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Oh, they're all quite the same.
Excuse me.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Yes?
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Of course. I'll be right there.
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I'm so sorry, gentlemen,
but I'm needed upstairs.
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It seems there's been another block of
Brazilians offered on the Antwerp Exchange.
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Channel D, please.
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We've just left Peacock's,
which is to say we've just left nowhere.
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- No cooperation?
- Uh, too much, really.
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We believe he wasn't telling us everything.
We'd like to take another look.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, with all due respect to your
and Mr. Kuryakin's talents, Mr. Solo...
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...you might wish to consult an authority
on that line of endeavor.
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I assume that you have someone
you wish to recommend.
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Yes, I have indeed.
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The man you want is Rafael Delgado...
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...otherwise known,
amongst other several aliases...
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...as the Count de Foix...
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...and Dapper Dan
of Transatlantic Lines.
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[CLATTERING]
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- Mr. Delgado.
- Mr. Hayes, an honor indeed.
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Mr. Delgado...
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...I am opposed to glorification of master
criminals in the press, cinema and such.
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However, these gentlemen
have a special permit...
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...issued by the Penal Servitude Board.
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Living alone as I do, so to speak,
it's a pleasure to welcome company.
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- Mr. Solo is a film producer from Hollywood.
- Mr. Solo.
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- Mr. Kurkyakin is his writing chap.
- Mr. Kuryakin.
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All right, gentlemen, I will leave you...
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...and I trust you will not inspire our youth
to emulate Mr. Delgado's exploits.
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Hollywood.
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Well, at last someone is going to do a film
on Rafael Delgado.
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- Sit down, gentlemen. Sit down.
SOLO: Thank you, thank you.
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We're thinking of calling the film
The King of Diamonds.
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How does that strike you?
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Not bad. In fact, I rather like it.
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I wish I could offer you a proper
refreshment, but here there is only tea...
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...and the authorities permit me
but one cup.
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SOLO:
No, no. Not necessary at all.
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Kuryakin here has researched your life
in the files of S�ret�...
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...Scotland Yard, FBI, etcetera, etcetera.
Fascinating stuff, you know.
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Yes, I'm rather proud of my career.
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Your career has provided us
with thrilling episodes...
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...but what we need
is one smashing climax, one final caper.
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One that is truly worthy of Delgado.
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I'll be out of here in a year, I'll be happy
to provide one for you at that time.
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No, no, we can't wait a year.
Production schedules, location unit--
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Supposing we invent something.
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Say for instance,
you are after the richest prize in the world.
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You mean the Peacock diamonds?
That's an excellent idea.
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I may try it someday.
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If you were free now, offhand,
how would you go about it?
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Oh, one can never be offhand
about anything in my profession.
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A project of such magnitude
requires the most careful planning.
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Months and months and months of it.
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Good. Could you be more specific?
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Well, one studies the location
of all the security devices.
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One, uh, looks for any possible weakness
in any of them...
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...the weakest bastion, so to speak.
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And one studies maps.
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You have no idea of the importance
of a good map.
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- Mm-hm. Excellent. Are you getting this?
- Yes, it's all going up here.
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- Good, where were we? Oh, maps.
- Many, many maps.
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Maps of the streets
leading to our target...
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...and quite importantly
for a thief in a hurry, maps leading from it.
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And not only the surface
of the streets, gentlemen...
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...but, um, what's beneath them.
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Oh, I can see it all now. I can see it.
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A sequence
beneath the streets of London.
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One man against Scotland Yard.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh. If you'll excuse me, gentlemen,
I think this has gone far enough.
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As I said before, a man in my situation
longs for company, any company.
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Except that of a cop.
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Now go before I entirely forget
my manners as a host, will you?
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SOLO:
We're here...
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...and I think the vault
should be over here.
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If you must get us lost,
could you do it a bit faster?
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SOLO:
Quiet and stop pushing.
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[CLATTERING]
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ILLYA: Are you sure this is the foundation
under Peacock, under the vault?
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Well, according to this map,
it couldn't be anything else.
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ILLYA:
Someone's been here before us.
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SOLO:
It seems so.
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Elaborately.
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Well, he did a nice job
of cutting through the vault floor.
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[SOLO CHUCKLES]
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SOLO:
Hmm. Mm.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Ah, smart Russians.
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ILLYA: Buckshot.
- Ditto.
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Gentlemen.
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Gentlemen, I would suggest
that you meet me up here.
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All right, gentlemen,
now you know the sad truth.
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The entire stock of the Peacock's
diamond reserve has been stolen.
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The buckshot was merely a substitute
to balance the weight of the alarm system.
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How did you possibly think
you'd keep a thing like this a secret?
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We dared not let the word leak out,
not even to Scotland Yard.
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- You have no idea of the consequences.
- If we hadn't, we wouldn't be here.
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PEACOCK: Then you know
what would happen if this became known.
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Well, it sounds to me
like the work of a master.
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PEACOCK:
The work of a genius.
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But what kind of criminal mind
could conceive a thing like this?
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Mm. Only one kind.
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And of his kind, there is only one.
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And to what do I owe this intrusion?
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You're being taken to the cleaners.
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Get in.
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- Get in?
- Come on. Get in.
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Come on, quick as you can.
Get your foot in there. Come on.
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Come on, hurry up.
238
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,080
Impossible, gentlemen...
239
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,589
...masterminding a plot like that
from a maximum-security prison cell.
240
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,557
- Good afternoon, Hopkins.
- Afternoon.
241
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,162
No, it's impossible, really.
242
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,896
He's gone.
243
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,602
Sound the alarm. Sound the alarm.
244
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,072
[ALARM WAILING]
245
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:12,823
I don't understand this, gentlemen.
246
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,485
I was very happily
waiting out my term.
247
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,858
We're partners, remember?
248
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,863
We've, uh, missed you.
249
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,697
I must remind you,
we are partners not by choice...
250
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,396
...but only because I needed
some additional capital...
251
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:31,374
...and what you would call,
in your quaint way, muscle.
252
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:36,414
Well, call it choice or call it necessity...
253
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,245
...you are now a member of the family.
254
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:44,356
And a family, now and then, has to sit down
and talk things over, right?
255
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,797
You, uh.... You had visitors.
256
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,801
Oh.
257
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,939
The two men from U.N.C.L.E.
258
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,474
You have nothing to worry about.
I had them spotted from the first.
259
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:08,308
Sure, but you couldn't resist the temptation
to show how clever you were, could you?
260
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,881
But of course I was clever.
261
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,609
I enjoyed their visit
because I knew why they were there.
262
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,878
Oh, you should have seen me.
263
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,043
[LAUGHS]
264
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,588
I toyed with them like children.
265
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,488
"Toyed with them like children."
266
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,555
They wound you around their fingers.
267
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,365
Out of what you told them,
they found out about our operation.
268
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,058
And they found the equipment.
269
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:34,406
The equipment you had to leave
as a signature of your ruddy great artistry.
270
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,907
I told you your ruddy vanity
would do us in one day, didn't I?
271
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:43,038
And I tell you that without Delgado's ego,
without his genius...
272
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,548
...your cozy little family
would still be dealing--
273
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,711
Well, you won't have to worry
about that anymore.
274
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,887
Our family can get along
without you very well.
275
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,158
You can put the umbrellas down,
gentlemen.
276
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,132
There's not going to be any rain.
277
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:08,201
Not as long as I, Rafael Delgado...
278
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,173
...hold the key to this entire operation.
279
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:17,476
Not as long as I, Delgado, control
the shipment of the diamonds to Brazil.
280
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:22,987
Not to mention their safe passage
from Brazil to the markets of the world.
281
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,887
You ruddy, blooming
mascalzone imbecille.
282
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,550
[PHONE RINGING]
283
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,823
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
284
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,623
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
285
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,598
- Never mind.
MAN: Headquarters for you, sir.
286
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,704
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
287
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,471
They report what?
288
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,753
Now I know
how U.N.C.L.E. got on our trail.
289
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,885
Just got word from Brazil.
290
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:04,155
That jackass from Pogues
shipped them the wrong tin.
291
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:13,130
What do you mean the wrong tin?
292
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,797
Plain plum pudding.
293
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,809
You bungler. You miserable bungler.
294
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,140
So you think
you can get along without Delgado.
295
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,340
You can't even lick a postage stamp
without falling on your face.
296
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,486
Forget you were nice and cozy
in your cell setting up an alibi, eh?
297
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,521
Which you have ruined now
with your customary finesse.
298
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,148
I'll kill him. I'll kill that Pogue nitwit.
299
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,488
Oh, is that all you can think of, killing?
300
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:39,598
I suppose you got a better idea, eh?
301
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,762
- Certainly.
- What?
302
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,002
I'll have to deprive you of the Rolls...
303
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,301
...but you and the boys can use
the laundry truck.
304
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,624
Channel E.
305
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:14,426
Odd dresser, foreign type, now entering.
306
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:20,495
- See you in the morning, Elsie.
- Very well, ma'am.
307
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,870
VICTORIA:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We're just closing.
308
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,341
Oh, I will only be a moment.
309
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,777
It is very important
that I see Miss Victoria Pogue.
310
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,443
I'm Victoria Pogue.
311
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:38,891
I wasn't prepared to believe it,
but miracle of miracles.
312
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:43,026
You are even more beautiful
than I had pictured you.
313
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,393
Well, I'm sorry, but am I supposed
to know who you are?
314
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,393
Ah, but you must.
315
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,059
I'm afraid there has been a mistake.
316
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,762
Not at all.
317
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,770
We have met by mail...
318
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,034
...and I have cherished
your correspondence...
319
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,941
...every invoice,
every statement I have kept.
320
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:05,278
And now we meet in person.
321
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,678
I still don't understand, sir.
322
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:13,451
Se�orita, your humble servant,
Dom Rafael.
323
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,720
Oh, the coffee planter from Brazil.
324
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,366
The very same.
325
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:24,634
Dom Rafael, you're one
of our most cherished customers.
326
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,704
Oh, thank you.
327
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,898
I only hope that one day...
328
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:33,102
...I might be able to show you
the pleasures of my country.
329
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,180
Oh, you flatter me, Dom Rafael.
330
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,509
I speak only from the heart.
331
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,848
And I said to myself,
"I cannot bring sweets...
332
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:46,516
...for what is sweeter
than a Pogue pudding?"
333
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:52,195
- So I hope you will accept these instead.
- Oh.
334
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,890
Oh, you shouldn't have.
335
00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,899
It is poor payment indeed...
336
00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:02,804
...for all the pleasures Pogues puddings
have given me.
337
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,137
We try to please always.
338
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,677
And you do.
339
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,573
Almost always.
340
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,080
Almost?
341
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,614
Well, the matter
is hardly worth mentioning...
342
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,691
...but since I am here,
one of my dearest friends complained...
343
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,056
...that the last tin ordered,
which should have been pecan pudding...
344
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,424
...turned out to be burnt almonds.
345
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,566
Oh, that's unforgivable.
346
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,634
- Oh--
- Let me call our shipping clerk.
347
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,896
- Mr. Wambley--
- No, no, no.
348
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,063
Don't let me take away from your work.
349
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:38,108
That poor fellow probably couldn't help it.
A slight oversight.
350
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:39,870
Perhaps if you let me talk to him.
351
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,105
- Well, if you wish, but he's--
- You called, ma'am?
352
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:46,178
VICTORIA: Freddie, this is Dom Rafael,
our good customer from Brazil.
353
00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:50,551
And it seems there's been some mix-up.
Perhaps he'll explain it to you.
354
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:54,660
Will you excuse me?
I'll just put these in water.
355
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,942
- Anything?
- No, he's still in there.
356
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,909
What exactly did you mean
by, uh, foreign type?
357
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,344
I would say he was dressed
a little flamboyantly.
358
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,916
Inverness cape, broad-brimmed cap.
359
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:23,021
ILLYA: Delgado?
- I'll go in the front, you check the rear.
360
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,390
You worthless mongrel.
361
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,723
Are you sure
it was only one tin you fouled up?
362
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:34,731
Yes, sir, I'm sure.
It was just that one tin, and I'm sorry.
363
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,129
Sorry?
364
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:39,635
Do you realize I am the most wanted man
in London at this very moment...
365
00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,865
...and I had to risk my life, my liberty...
366
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,772
...to protect your wretched neck
from Blodgett?
367
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:50,211
- Thank you, sir. Mr. Delgado, I really--
- Oh, shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
368
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:53,746
Because of your bungling,
all plans are changed.
369
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,080
We are moving everything.
370
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,315
Every tin,
every carton out of here right now.
371
00:25:58,490 --> 00:25:59,924
Right now, it won't take long.
372
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,993
- I won't let--
SOLO: Where is the man with the cape?
373
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,392
- Come on, where did you hide him?
- What is it?
374
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,694
What do you want with Dom Rafael?
He is one of my best customers.
375
00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:12,133
- I have to get out of here.
- Right this way, sir. Right here.
376
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,270
It's right around the corner there, sir.
377
00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:17,774
Right here.
378
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:19,945
[DOOR BUZZES]
379
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,644
SOLO:
Hold it.
380
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,812
Mr. Wambley, this gentleman
waving a pistol is looking for Dom Rafael.
381
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:33,220
- Didn't he come in here to speak with you?
- No, I ain't seen nobody.
382
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,657
I was in the fridge
checking tomorrow's shipment.
383
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,354
- But, Freddie, you just--
- Where's the back door?
384
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,159
If you think he's gone out that way,
you're mistaken, I--
385
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,462
- What's in here?
- Nothing, governor, just cold storage.
386
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,199
I hope this gives you
a good case of the sniffles.
387
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:53,743
You're wasting your time, gov.
There ain't nobody in here.
388
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,665
Freddie.
389
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,510
What in the world...?
390
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,703
Sorry, ma'am.
391
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,846
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
392
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,638
Open Channel D.
393
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,512
Right. Now see that lot
don't forget nothing.
394
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:34,908
Right-o, governor.
395
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,050
A van and a car has just pulled in
behind Pogues.
396
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,210
One of the men in it is one
that Mr. Solo and I met before.
397
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,480
Middle 40s, dark suit, bowler hat.
398
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:46,215
The man you're looking at is Blodgett.
399
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:52,826
Head of that notorious criminal gang
known as the Family.
400
00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:55,365
Cousins of our friends in Chicago,
I presume.
401
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:59,164
First cousins.
Avoid direct action for the moment.
402
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,398
Try to find out what's going on
and report.
403
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,269
Agent 14, are you there?
404
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:07,743
ILLYA: A van has just pulled up in back
of Pogues. Go in and warn Mr. Solo.
405
00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:33,697
Hello, then.
406
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:36,239
Hey, look, up there.
407
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:37,967
[GUNSHOTS]
408
00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:00,923
- Where's Mr. Solo?
- Who, sir?
409
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:04,627
- Solo.
- Nobody here by that name, sir.
410
00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:16,776
Come to think of it,
I did see a bloke going through here.
411
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,717
Well, gentlemen,
you're on time, for a change.
412
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,687
BLODGETT:
Aren't you going to help us load?
413
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:34,025
My talent is in the creative area.
414
00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:37,033
Physical labor is for those
without what I have.
415
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,398
I suggest you help.
416
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,949
All right, lads, lively, lively, lively.
Haven't got all night.
417
00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:54,518
Come on, move it along.
Move it along now, come on.
418
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:04,762
He was a snooper, he was.
419
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:08,367
But not smart enough for old Freddie.
About Mr. Solo, wait till you hear--
420
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,298
I didn't know
we were on speaking terms.
421
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,863
Oh, gee, mate.
422
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,176
[GRUNTING]
423
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,876
All right, all right, all right. Come along.
424
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,075
It's light as a feather. Move it. Move it.
425
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,584
Come on, you big germs can do it.
426
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,480
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING]
427
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,165
ILLYA:
Yes, sir?
428
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:52,311
We're still waiting for your report,
Mr. Kuryakin.
429
00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:56,110
ILLYA:
Hang on a minute.
430
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,876
I think I bumped my head.
431
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:04,547
But I'll take a look around.
432
00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,823
The van and the car have gone, sir.
433
00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,897
I'll look inside.
434
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,549
The Pogue's secret storeroom
has been cleaned out.
435
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:36,415
Agent 14 is dead.
436
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,887
Mr. Solo is among the missing.
437
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,395
[HUMMING]
438
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,163
More caviar, my friend?
439
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:53,930
Oh, no, thanks, chum.
440
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,664
Stuff's too rich for my tum tum.
441
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,037
[HUMMING]
442
00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:12,847
Ah.
443
00:33:13,024 --> 00:33:14,549
[SNIFFS]
444
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:15,716
[EXHALES]
445
00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,487
Air.
446
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,927
Beautiful air.
447
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,064
Now, the trouble with you...
448
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:27,002
...is you have no appreciation
of the rich contrasts that life can bring.
449
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:32,506
Only a moment ago,
saved by a hair from a prison cell.
450
00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:35,008
And now, flying through the air...
451
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:39,049
...with $2 billion worth
of glittering diamonds...
452
00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,709
...and a glass of champagne in my hand.
453
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,349
Which reminds me...
454
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,323
...what did those two nice
U.N.C.L.E. men call me? Mm.
455
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,052
The king of diamonds.
456
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,695
To His Majesty.
457
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:55,391
DELGADO:
Gentlemen.
458
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,604
Oh, it's warm.
459
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,433
Where do you suppose we're going?
460
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,044
I haven't the slightest inkling.
461
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:10,080
You know, I always thought
that an unscheduled flight...
462
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:16,188
...to one knows not where
was the greatest delight imaginable.
463
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:18,482
Now I'm not so sure.
464
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,285
What are we going to do?
465
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,950
I still haven't the slightest inkling.
466
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:27,088
But I think we should always make the most
of what fate or chance offers.
467
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:31,064
Victoria, uh, is that for the queen?
468
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,467
No, it's short for Victorian.
469
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:36,699
You have no idea
what a proper family I come from.
470
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,401
And now all this happening.
471
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:45,172
Well, let's not get too romantic about it.
These people can be pretty nasty.
472
00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:51,085
Somehow I feel very safe with you.
473
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:55,991
Under ordinary circumstances,
that would not necessarily be true.
474
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,327
I'm definitely not the brotherly type.
475
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,858
I hope not.
476
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:05,159
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING]
477
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,397
Oh. Wait.
478
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,278
Overseas relay. Channel D.
479
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,312
Yes. Come in, Mr. Solo.
480
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,112
I've been wondering where you were.
481
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,848
Well, I'm not exactly in a position
to tell you, sir...
482
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:29,620
...but I can say that we are in midair
and we have a cargo of plum puddings.
483
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,958
I would say that we have most
of the Peacock diamonds.
484
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,123
[SNEEZING]
485
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,236
That definitely wasn't a plum pudding
I just heard, Mr. Solo.
486
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:43,000
Uh.... I can assure you
that she is equally delectable, sir.
487
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:46,975
Ahem. Mr. Waverly,
this is Victoria Pogue.
488
00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:50,913
- Miss Pogue.
- How do you do, sir?
489
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:58,221
Oh, uh, Mr. Solo,
uh, Control has just informed me...
490
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:01,087
...that they've triangulated
your position.
491
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,388
You're off the coast of Venezuela
heading south.
492
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:05,552
Thank you.
493
00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:10,191
In the meantime,
see that no harm comes to Miss Pogue.
494
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:14,369
I am doing my best
in that department, sir.
495
00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:20,173
Get me Mr. Kuryakin, please.
496
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,443
What are you doing at the moment?
497
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,810
Absolutely nothing.
498
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:27,282
Uh, except talking to you, sir.
499
00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:30,217
Well, I've just had a conversation
with Mr. Solo.
500
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,550
He's in a plane over South America.
501
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:36,684
So I think, without wasting any time,
you'd better drop in on our man in Rio.
502
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,529
[SNEEZES]
503
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:40,988
Yes, sir.
504
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,008
Ah, it's good to see you, Mr. Kuryakin.
505
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:57,343
- I want you to meet Agent Gomez.
- How do you do?
506
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,882
Excuse me,
I've been fighting a headache.
507
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,178
And Agent Amaya.
508
00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:03,253
[SNEEZES THEN COUGHS]
509
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:04,650
And a cold.
510
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,553
Personally, I prefer Thrush.
511
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:07,988
[MEN CHUCKLING]
512
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,924
Carmen, some aspirin
for Mr. Kuryakin, please.
513
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,156
Se�or Rafini has briefed us
on your mission.
514
00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:16,893
Oh, good, then perhaps you can brief me.
Up to now, I've been flying blind.
515
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,936
Control here has located the mine
we think you're after.
516
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:25,600
To get there secretly
will involve a little trip up the Amazon.
517
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:29,111
These two gentlemen know the river
as well as anyone in Brazil.
518
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,270
[DOOR OPENS]
519
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,443
Thank you very much.
520
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,515
Shall we go?
521
00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:39,749
I wish I were 20 years younger.
I'd be tempted to go along with you.
522
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,951
If I were 20 years older,
I'd be more than tempted to stay.
523
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,620
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
524
00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:56,473
[TIRES SCREECHING]
525
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:06,981
Ah, here we are, gentlemen.
526
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:09,144
Welcome to Delgado's second home.
527
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,722
DELGADO: The first, being that one.
BLODGETT: Not the last time, I hope.
528
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:16,259
I appreciate your heavy humor,
Mr. Blodgett.
529
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,731
Ah, beautiful Brazil.
530
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:23,733
Land of the richest diamond mine
in the world.
531
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,393
BLODGETT:
Not yet, it isn't, mate.
532
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,165
Mr. Knox, get it unloaded there, eh?
533
00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:29,432
KNOX:
Aye, sir.
534
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:32,338
Get these steps out of the way.
Come on.
535
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,009
Bring that stock over, come on.
536
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:39,879
Boxes all over.
537
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:47,216
Hold it.
538
00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:55,600
Oh. Company's come.
539
00:38:56,701 --> 00:39:00,536
Get it on the ground and open it up.
Go on, move.
540
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,107
Come on, come on, open it.
541
00:39:16,321 --> 00:39:18,313
BLODGETT:
Well, well, well.
542
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:21,049
This cargo is more precious
than I thought.
543
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:23,525
Where's your other partner, Mr. Solo?
544
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:27,928
I'm sorry, there was only room
for two in the carton.
545
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,690
Ah, we meet again.
546
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:30,858
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
547
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,233
- I wish I could share the sentiment.
DELGADO: I wasn't speaking to you.
548
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:36,931
I hadn't expected you so soon
in Brazil, Miss Pogue.
549
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,009
How good of you to accept my invitation.
550
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:43,137
Through no fault of hers, Mr. Delgado,
she is my guest, not yours.
551
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,306
Take them out and shoot them.
552
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:48,009
No, wait, wait, wait.
I have a much better idea.
553
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,746
The Portuguese parterara.
554
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,322
Portuguese what?
555
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,890
Parterara.
556
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,254
- Take them out and shoot them.
- No, wait, wait.
557
00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,827
A parterara is a small cannon.
558
00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:01,592
In the days of conquistadores, it was
used to execute rebellious native chiefs.
559
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,429
Their bodies were tied
to the muzzle of the parterara...
560
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:08,801
...then the cannon was fired
and their bodies scattered to the four winds.
561
00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:12,239
Oh, I like it. I like it. Oh, I like it.
562
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,312
Where do you find this Portuguese
parte-whatever you called it?
563
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,678
It will take a bit of time.
The cannons haven't been fired for years.
564
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:23,015
They must be made ready.
May I suggest, uh, dawn?
565
00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,678
Dawn?
566
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,887
Must we get up that early?
567
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,254
Tie them up
and throw them into the mine.
568
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,760
Tie them up
and throw them in the mine.
569
00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:47,279
[DRUMS BEATING]
570
00:40:58,523 --> 00:41:01,288
Gentlemen, please, my head.
571
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,984
- We can't stop now.
- Why not?
572
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:05,426
You've noticed the natives
have all been friendly.
573
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,498
These rhythms let them know
we're friendly too.
574
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:16,437
You know, around here, they have a hobby
of chopping your head off...
575
00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:17,939
...and then shrinking it.
576
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,603
I'm not sure I wouldn't prefer it.
577
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,677
VICTORIA:
It's so cold in here.
578
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:28,445
SOLO: You're no longer enjoying
the adventure, huh, Victoria?
579
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,413
Oh, I never thought
Pogues Pudding kitchen...
580
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:34,957
...could seem so attractive.
581
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,724
[VICTORIA SCREAMS]
582
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,868
DELGADO:
Greetings, my friends.
583
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,836
I come on a mission of goodwill.
584
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,406
Goodwill.
585
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,011
Much as it is against my principles...
586
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,651
...to find myself
on the side of law and order...
587
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,686
...I am compelled
to make an exception in this case.
588
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:07,053
Well, to what do we owe
this fortunate change in the wind?
589
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:10,559
What is there left for a man like me?
My masterpiece has been completed.
590
00:42:10,728 --> 00:42:14,893
Can you picture me sitting on my patio
clipping coupons for the rest of my life?
591
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,400
An artist who ceases to create dies.
592
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,561
And I am not quite prepared for that yet.
593
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,673
Just outside the compound is a stream.
594
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,900
There I have a canoe,
a guide and provisions.
595
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,102
Mr. Solo, you, Miss Pogue,
and I, Delgado...
596
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,838
...are bidding farewell to beautiful Brazil.
597
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:33,883
Don't tell me you're gonna abandon a billion
dollars worth of diamonds to Blodgett.
598
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,782
Now, really, Mr. Solo.
599
00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:41,554
While those oafs, Blodgett and Knox,
sit in the strong room...
600
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,957
...with your lovely puddings,
Miss Pogue...
601
00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:45,528
...behold.
602
00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:51,929
Good heavens.
603
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:55,733
I suppose it would be considered unethical
to ask how you managed this.
604
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:59,605
Later, as we paddle up the Amazon,
I'll give you the details. There's no time.
605
00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:03,407
Although, to tell the truth,
I did this so cleverly, so exquisitely...
606
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,209
...that we have a good head start.
607
00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:09,320
My partners won't discover the loss
for hours.
608
00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:12,685
We've been robbed!
609
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,449
What?
610
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,253
KNOX:
There's no pudding.
611
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,726
It's all gone.
612
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:22,260
There's no more.
613
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,133
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
614
00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:54,996
You scum of the earth.
615
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:58,193
Betrayer. Lowest to the low.
616
00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,496
Thief.
617
00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:03,232
If you'll step aside, sir,
I'll drill the ruddy rat.
618
00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:05,035
BLODGETT:
No.
619
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:07,470
No, I've got a better idea.
620
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,705
The Portuguese-- What?
621
00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,008
Parterara.
622
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,549
Right, the parte-- Right.
623
00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:16,278
Gents, clean a third cannon.
624
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,160
[BLODGETT SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
625
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,827
Left.
626
00:44:41,579 --> 00:44:43,138
Right face.
627
00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:44,407
All right, tie them up.
628
00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:20,741
BLODGETT:
Light the fuses.
629
00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:07,730
[TRUMPET BLOWING AND GUNFIRE
ON RECORDING]
630
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,526
[GUNSHOTS]
631
00:46:14,672 --> 00:46:17,039
BLODGETT: To the tower. To the tower.
See what's go--
632
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,803
Not all of you, you stupid sods.
633
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,811
Get over here! Get back!
Get back over here!
634
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:24,471
[KNOX SCREAMS]
635
00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:26,878
[PEOPLE YELLING]
636
00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:31,449
Next time try not waiting
till the last minute.
637
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,818
ILLYA: Next time try not to go
that far up the Amazon.
638
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:35,823
Turn the cannons around.
639
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,225
[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]
640
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,566
BLODGETT:
What are you doing, you maggots?
641
00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,294
[VICTORIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]
642
00:46:47,371 --> 00:46:49,602
[MAN YELLING]
643
00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:55,109
BLODGETT: Get over here! Get back!
Get back over here!
644
00:46:56,881 --> 00:46:59,476
BLODGETT:
Get over there and see what's happening.
645
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:09,653
[TRUMPET BLOWING ON RECORDING]
646
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:17,132
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
647
00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:22,035
Oh. Oh. Rafael.
648
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,037
Ahh.
649
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:29,078
You mustn't weep for me, Miss Pogue.
650
00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:31,579
I have really nothing left to live for.
651
00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:38,021
Not ever could I hope to top
the Peacock diamond masterpiece.
652
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,023
SOLO: Yes, you could.
You're the king of diamonds.
653
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,990
[CHUCKLING]
654
00:47:43,427 --> 00:47:46,556
It's a funny thing, but--
655
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,391
VICTORIA:
Oh. Oh.
656
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:58,138
I'm only sorry Mr. Delgado
can't be here with us.
657
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,438
Well, if I were in charge,
I'd double the guard at the Pearly Gates.
658
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:03,581
Yes, well,
where he's taken up residence...
659
00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:06,115
...I don't think
they have that kind of architecture.
660
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,275
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING]
661
00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:11,254
Yes, sir?
662
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,584
WAVERLY [VOICE ECHOING]:
I hate to interrupt you...
663
00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:16,421
...and your little visit to Rio,
gentlemen...
664
00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:19,826
...but I have a bird of another feather
waiting for you in the wings.
665
00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:22,228
- Thrush?
- Yes.
666
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,835
You will report
to headquarters tomorrow.
667
00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:26,095
Yes, sir.
668
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:30,401
That will give you
at least one more night here.
669
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:35,409
SOLO: Mr. Waverly.
- Yes.
670
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:40,450
I saw no reason why I, too,
shouldn't come rolling down to Rio...
671
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:43,053
...for an afternoon or so
before I'm old.
672
00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:46,679
Ah, yes, sir.
This is, uh, our Victoria Pogue.
673
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:49,554
VICTORIA: How do you do?
WAVERLY: Ah, yes, yes.
674
00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:54,131
Miss Pogue, it may seem a trifle duller,
but I'm sure much safer...
675
00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:57,598
...if I personally conducted you
back to your puddings.
676
00:49:00,237 --> 00:49:01,671
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
677
00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:08,804
SOLO:
Hmm.
678
00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:12,466
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