All language subtitles for The.Tourist.S02E03.WEB (SDH)

Niamh Cassidy's boy is back.
We had him, but he slipped away.

War just started.

Fergal, you seen anything yet?

You need to speak to Niamh Cassidy,
your mam.

You know my mother?

So are you going to help me
find this boat or what?

You're not all bad, you McDonnells.

Elliot! Oh, my God, where are you?

Detective Sergeant Ruairi Slater.

Ruairi?

Why didn't you tell me about
that report?

What are you going to do about
that smell there?

No!

Oh, Jesus. I wish you hadn't have
seen that.

I heard her saying that Frank is at
the distillery.

I'm Elliot Stanley.

I went missing a long time ago.

Hey!

Eugene Cassidy.

Eugene?

What you doing with that thing?

No, no. I'll ask the questions.

Shit.

I have a lot of questions.

Yeah, I hear you're going
by the name Elliot Stanley now.

That's a hell of a thing, isn't it?

Yeah, that's a good place to start.

Who is that? And why do we have the
same name?

Put the weapon down there, Eugene,
will you?

And then we can talk.
Don't call me that.

Well, we can have a proper
man to man conversation,

just lower the gun down. Do you have
any idea

what it's like to wake up every day
and realise that...

..that for most of your life,
you've no idea where you've been,

or...or what you've done,

or even what your own name is?

It has a way of making the world
look like a very suspicious place,

and I'm SICK to death of it.

So just tell me, huh,

why did your kids take me?

There's something that I want.

Something I've been looking for...

..for a long time now.

And my children thought taking you
would help me get it.

How?

Now, that wasn't my idea,
but it's done now,

and it's set in motion something
that I can't stop.

CLANGING

Now, that'll be my people.

You haven't got long now.
So just start telling the truth.

Who is Elliot Stanley, and why is
there a statue of him?

You're the one walking around with
his name.

Would you just stop with the cryptic
shit and answer me?

If you shoot me, they won't just
come for you, you know that?

I heard you came over with a woman.

Girlfriend, is it?

Are you threatening her?

You may not remember, but I do.

I remember how bad things
were between our families.

DOOR CLOSES

And I know how bad
they could be again.

So go talk to your mother.

She can help stop the violence.

Aye. Fergal mentioned her.

Niamh Cassidy, right?

Oh, what else did my grandson
tell you?

Your grandson?

You think that you've got
the bollocks

to shoot someone that you don't even
remember in cold blood?

Is that the sort of man you are now,
is it?

FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING

DOOR CLOSES

Fine.

Lads! Come down here!

Quick.

Eugene!

OK.

I-I'm sorry, OK?
OK, I-I really am.

I'm sorry. Then...Then
maybe stop, OK?

Y-you can just put that
thing away,

and...and we can just rewind to five
minutes ago,

before any of this ever happened.

No harm done, and...and everyone...

FLIES BUZZ
..everyone's super happy.

You know I can't let you go now.

Can't let me go, or...or won't let
me go?

I didn't kill her.

I didn't say that you killed her.

It was cancer, it was...

It was stupid bloody colon cancer.

HE HYPERVENTILATES
Hey, hey...

No, back off! OK, back off!

OK. OK, OK.

Your wife died of cancer,
and...and...

..you put her body in the basement.

That's... I couldn't bear
to let her go.

Look, grief does strange things to
a person, Ruairi. I-I get that,

but it doesn't mean that you have to
go and...go and make things worse.

Oh, God, I love your accent.

Erm... You know, you remind me of
her, you do.

You know, the first time
I set eyes on you,

it's like the air went out of me,
you know?

It was like my Mary was stood there
in front of me again.

Look, you haven't...you haven't
done anything wrong yet.

I could just walk out of here right
now, like nothing ever happened.

OK. Right? Yeah.

Right?

OK, I need to take
care of a few things, OK?

So...so, I'm going to need your
phone. I... Come on.

OK.

And just...just go.

OK.

Erm...

Erm...

I'm...I'm going to need you
to, erm...

Just... If you just take a
seat there.

Come on. Please, come on.

OK.

HANDCUFFS RATTLE
And just... To the handle.

Come on.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

RUAIRI LOCKS DOOR

DOG BARKS

Yes, I have the address.

They'll be there in 15 minutes.

Monsieur Tiote.

Been a while.

To what do I owe the honour?

Don't know if you've heard,

but charm and insincerity
don't mix well.

Frank's people took my boy.

I need your help finding him.

You know I do not take sides.

Just need you to keep
an eye out is all.

Hmm.

Frank's already talked to you,
hasn't he?

My boy got away, and you agreed to
help find him.

What happened to not taking sides?

What would your dad think?

He came here to drive
people from A to B.

You're the one who turned yourself
into an overpaid go-between.

The truce is over now, Mrs Cassidy.

And you're not what you once were.

Tomasz. Niamh.

Get everyone together.

HELEN: Leave a message after the
ba-da-da-da-ba-ba-ba-beep!

ANSWERPHONE MESSAGE BEEPS

Leave a message after the
ba-da-da-da-ba-ba-ba-beep!

ANSWERPHONE MESSAGE BEEPS
Hey, it's me, again.

I'm at the hotel now, finally.

Where are you?

I've so much to tell you.

I don't know where to start.

You're probably out looking
for me somewhere.

Erm...

Will you just text or...

..or call, or whatever? Just...

Just let me know you're OK.

KNOCK ON DOOR

KNOCKING ON DOOR CONTINUES

GROANS

KNOCKING
Helen, is that you?

ETHAN SIGHS

Elliot Stanley.

That's your name, is it not?

I'm sorry, I-I don't...

Ethan Krum.

Ethan Krum?

What the fuck...?

I'm not here to hurt you,
if that's what you're worried about.

No, I wasn't thinking you were...

Where is Helen?

She didn't come back last night.

I-I must have fallen asleep.

Oh.

So, she disappears all night
and you catch your 40 winks?

I got fucking kidnapped.

Oh, well...

..that explains why you look like
poo there, friendo.

I'm not your friendo. What...?
We've never even met.

Sorry, why are you here?

Well, back in medieval England,
in ye olden times,

they used to fight duels.

And the men would battle over
the women they loved.

That's why I'm here, Elliot Stanley,
to fight a duel.

Not an actual duel. Yeah, well,
I don't have time for this.

I've got to find her.
Well, so do I.

Because I've changed.

I've come to seek Helen's heart.

And if I can't have her heart,
then let it be her forgiveness.

And if I can't have
her forgiveness...

..well, then, I heard the Guinness
is better here.

Sorry, a-are you not listening
to me?

The day I arrived here,
I got kidnapped.

Whoever took me has probably
taken Helen,

which means she's in trouble,

and I'm standing here talking
nonsense to you.

So if you wouldn't mind just
pissing off, Ethan Krum,

that would be great. I'm going to go
and talk to the police.

I have her last known location.

We have a shared location thing on
our phones.

I mean, I did.

I-I... Just...Just so I could see
where she was at all times.

It was... It was totally consensual,

in that I think she would have been
fine with it,

had I told her.

But we...we could take it to the
police station.

Or you could, you know, just so I
don't have to explain

why I have it.

Or we could go there now.
Find her faster.

Good thinking, friendo.

Oh, yeah, you're going
to have to stop saying that.

CAR BEEPS

Help!

Someone...

Help! Please.

DOOR UNLOCKS

Save your voice.

You can't hear anything through
these walls.

My ma built this place

after reading up on nuclear missiles
and that in the paper.

Walls as thick as her legs.

Why'd you come here last
night anyway?

You were saying you found something.

I read the DNA report.

From the bottles at the crime scene.

Oh.

I-I didn't think you needed to know.

And what about Elliot?
Would you have told him?

I mean, it's only his life we're
talking about.

And what about yours?

You're a long way from home, digging
into your boyfriend's family tree.

When do you start living your life?

Please, please just let me go.

Please.

A glass of water, then, at least?

Please, I'm so thirsty.

It's strange, having
somebody here.

Someone who's not, you know...

Inanimate?

RUAIRI CHUCKLES

Our first house was like something
out of a time machine.

It was ancient, like.

And I swore I'd fix the kitchen
there, but...

..we grew to love it, you know?

So that's why I've rebuilt
down here.

And I was going to show my Mary
as a surprise,

only the day I was going
to show her...

So now I just... I come down here,

and...and I remember how it used
to be.

You see, that's the thing
about memories.

You can live in them.

What are you going to do
with me, Ruairi?

You can't keep me
down here forever.

You know, this...this was the dress
she had on the night we got engaged.

She was making me pork and beans.

Do you like pork and beans?

I... Oh, Jesus, the pork
and beans she would make...

She'd slice the sausages up
into little discs.

It was perfection.

People are going to be
wondering where I am.

So, there she was, you know,
she was standing at the stove,

making me pork and beans, and...

..she had this dress on,

and I went over,

I put on that song - Piano Man...

..and we danced.

We danced the whole song.

We danced all 5 minutes
and 39 seconds of it.

And at the end, I told her
I loved her very much,

and I asked her to marry me.

I'm not her.

I know.

What do you think Mary would do?

I mean, if she knew what you
were doing?

Don't you DARE talk about her!

DOOR SLAMS,
LOCK CLICKS

CHEERING

Not the right sort of people.

No class. No.

Peasant folk. Yeah.

That's the kind of entitled bollocks
those smarmy, up-their-own-arses,

cunt McDonnells would say if
you asked them about one of us.

Yeah! Isn't it? Yeah!

Let them think wearing a suit
makes them somehow better than us.

We play by our own rules...

Yeah!

..and we do very well,
thank you very much.

Jimmy here's got himself a hot tub,
haven't you, Jimmy?

CHEERING

Mona's got herself something
silky from Isabel Marant,

whoever the bollocks that is!
WHOOPING

So, are we going to sit idly by

while those fucking idiots try to
take my boy?

No!

Get out there.

Ask your friends, your brothers,
your sisters.

You find him

and bring him back home.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And what about you?

What about me?

You know they must come for you now.

Let them come.

What good does it do any of us
if you are killed?

Then what do you suggest?

Abbey House.

I swore I'd never go back
to that place.

How could you let him go?

I'll give you three guesses.

I've come all this way.
We don't have him,

so we can't give you what you want.

But you will find him?

Frank knows now. So, we find him,
he's going straight to Frank.

If I never sent him that letter,
he would have never come to Ireland.

What can I say? Shit happens.

We had a deal.

We were useful to each other.

Now we're not.

You know...

..he would talk about you sometimes.

He would laugh about you.

About your name.

"Ooh, if Donal McDonnell can see me
now..."

You know how many Donal McDonnells
I had to call before I found you?

A surprising amount for such
a stupid name.

Like Orla says,

Frank knows now.

Things are different.

You should have killed him
when you had the chance.

Wait.

I'm sorry about back there.

Yeah, I'm sure you are.

My sister does what she's told.

Me, not so much.

I'm going to put a bullet
in Eugene Cassidy.

And I can offer you a front-row
seat, if you're so inclined.

Cos I know what he did to you
and to your friends.

That's not what we agreed.

It's what I'm offering.

Do you really think you can
find him?

He's dangerous.

ON RADIO: # Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you

# Listen to your heart

# There's nothing else you can do

# I don't know where you're going

# And I don't know why

# Listen to your heart

# Before you tell him goodbye... #

OK, it's saying to
get off the track here.

ETHAN HUMS TUNE
I said, stop the car.

TYRES SCREECH

Through here, it says.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Through here, it says.

Unto Narnia we tread.

CAR LOCK BEEPS

Helen!

Hel!

Shortbread!

What do you think she's
doing out here?

I don't know. Looking for me, maybe.

So you've got her caught up
in something else now.

Listen, I didn't choose this.
Any of it.

Are you sure about that?

Only, if I've learned anything
since Helen left me,

it's that everything is a choice.

You know, the way
we talk to a person,

the kind of food we consume,

whether or not we wee
sitting down...

Hold on, are you saying that
I chose for Helen to disappear?

I'm saying, we create our
own stories.

Not my words - those of Damien
Spongell, my internet therapist.

You talk an awful lot of shite.

Last I heard, you and Helen were
travelling the world.

Why'd you come back to
the Motherland?

Looking for answers, I guess.

To find out who I am.

Not that I'm any closer.

And whose idea was that?

Both of us, I suppose.

I sense uncertainty.

It was her, wasn't it?

I'd put an affordable wager on that.

She never could just let things lie,
could our Helen.

No, she's a born detective.

Trust me, she won't stop digging

until all your secrets
are laid bare.

Where is she?

Well, according to this...

..she should be...

..right here.

Are you sure that's right?

Helen!

Shortbread!

It is I, Ethan Krum!

Shortbread!

No.

No, no.

Miss me already, do you?

Where is she? Where's who?

My girlfriend, Helen.

You've taken her.

Oh, deep breaths there, Eugene.

Untwist those fucking
knickers of yours.

I don't have your girlfriend.

Bullshit.

What? It-it's some coincidence?

I get taken and then, what,
she suddenly just disappears?

What would be the point
unless it was to get to you?

I'd spend less time worrying about
me and look to your own family.

Can't trust the stinking lot of them
if you...

DIAL TONE BEEPS

Are you able to track where
she was before this?

Wait, what is going on? Did you find
out who took her, or...?

No, on your phone, on your creepy
fucking stalker app,

are you able to find out
where she was? Can you do that?

I-I can. I can do that, err,
I can do that. Erm...

All right, I-I got it. Do we go to
the police now, or what..?

Fuck that. We're going to find
her right now.

So, I just spoke with
Eugene Cassidy.

Seems he's misplaced his girlfriend.

Would that be something you
or your father know about?

No.

It's not like he tells
me nothing anyway.

A-anything.

It's a double negative,
that's called.

Uh-huh.

Something else I've been
pondering on, also.

How did Eugene ever get off
that island,

given the current is so strong?

He must be a mighty swimmer
to make it that far.

I don't know nothing.

Another of your double
negatives there.

Yeah.

Ha-ha. Sorry.

Why did you want me to stick around?

Just to wish you luck for Irish
school this week, is all.

Good to stay sharp on your
Gaeilge, eh?

Looks like you're about to kill
somebody or something!

RUAIRI GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

Yeah!

HE LAUGHS

LAUGHING CONTINUES

The fuck is this still doing here?

You said,

after you left,

no-one was to come here.

So you all just...

You didn't think, did you?

No-one ever thinks.

I can arrange for this.

You don't have to.

But I do, don't I?

Cos if you want blood cleaning
off the floor,

seems like you gotta do it yourself.

NIAMH SNIFFS AND SOBS

DOORBELL RINGS

TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

Nope.

Help!

HELP!

HELP! HELP!

He's gone out.

Who?

In and out, he goes.
Like a cat, he is.

So busy.

I don't like to be busy.

It's not for me.

Right.

But, er, who...who are we talking
about? The guy who lives here?

Hey, we're looking for someone.

You must be hungry.

Come in.

HANDCUFFS RATTLE
Come on.

Her name's Helen.

Her phone says she was here.

She's, er, Australian.

You must be so hungry.

All you detectives work so hard.

FOOTSTEPS ABOVE
Wait.

Hello?!

Oh, no, we're...we're
not detectives.

You must have confused us
with someone...

I need to get you a bite to eat.
..who's a detective.

Come... Come on.

Come on.

I always wish Ruairi had
taken a wife.

But he never married.

DOOR CLOSES

RUAIRI: Hello?

Can I...can I help you?

Come on. Ah!

Come on, come on.

Ah!

Oh, my God.

I'm looking for a woman named Helen.

I'm Elliot, I'm her boyfriend.

And I'm Ethan. The ex.

And former poster child
for toxic masculinity.

Reformed, I may add.

OK, er...

OK, sorry, you're...you're looking
for, er, Helen Chambers, is it?

Her phone said that this was her
last known location.

Right.

Yes!
RUAIRI CHUCKLES

DOOR RATTLES

THUMPING

Helen came to me to...to...

..to find you, actually.

Sorry, I'm Detective
Sergeant Slater.

I was working on your case.

And, er...case closed,
here you are!

RUAIRI LAUGHS

Hello!

Did she say anything that might help
us find out what happened to her?

No, er...

Just that she did have a lead.

And, er, I said I'd go with her,

but I was on a call
and she wouldn't wait.

What is that smell?
Are you getting that?

HELP! HELLO!

Sorry, er, Detective Slater,
did she...?

It's actually just the pipes,
you know, they've been playing up.

Er, I'm going to need to get a...

..a pole.

No, I don't think so, mate.
What have you got in those pipes?

Oh, it's quite the pole you'd
need for these pipes of mine...

Can we stop talking about the pipes?

Sorry, did she say anything else?

Erm, I'm worried she might be
in trouble.

HELEN SCREAMS

No, nothing. No, erm...

I-I can put out an alert,

ask the boys to keep an eye.

Well, erm, my number's on there
if you hear anything.

What's a NED talk?

What's a NED talk?!

Give us that there.

This is my number.

If you, er, call me first.

Yeah, or me.

No, don't. Don't listen to him.

Thank you.

That's that, then.

The boys in blue - or green, maybe -
they're on the case.

Guinness?

That guy says that Helen found
a lead looking for me.

Shit, if we knew what that was,
then maybe...

We can't just wait around doing
nothing while she's...

Well, I could find out where
she was before this?

You know, the signal is a bit
patchy, so there might be some gaps,

but we could sort of retrace
her movements, so to speak.

Would that be helpful?

Yes, Ethan, that...that would be
helpful. Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

What?

Help!

Why are you looking at me like that?

What?

If an Irish deer
runs across that road,

you'll go through that windshield
and turn into catsup.

All right, OK.

Could have just said,
put your belt on.

Would have saved us a lot of fucking
time there, Ethan.

Don't talk down to me, OK?

I-I'm sure you and Helen have had
a good laugh about me,

and heck knows I get it.

I didn't treat her right.
I didn't.

But I heard what you did.

Do you realise how that
makes me feel?

Knowing that you were the hero
that swept her off her feet.

The man who put drugs inside women
like they're suitcases

and sent them off into the skies.

Let's just go.

Helen needs our help.

RUAIRI LOCKS DOOR

Hey.

Mary?

I, uh, I thought maybe you
might like some pork and beans.

And then...and then
we can listen to Piano Man.

Oh, that would be nice.

Yeah.

Er...

I'm...I'm going to need some
in-ingredients,

and some cutlery, and...and a knife,

erm, to cut the little slices.

Oh...

Could also use a candle.

You know, for the...the smell.

Oh, right.

Gotcha, yeah.

Right, I'd better get
going on those supplies, then.

DOOR CLOSES AND LOCKS

STEERING WHEEL LOCK CLANGS

Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

Have you looked around? We are
not in Kansas any more, Dorothy.

CAR LOCK BEEPS

Listen,

if things kick off, don't worry.

I've got a rape whistle.

Good to know.

Hey, er, have you seen a woman who
was in here yesterday?

Australian, brown hair...

Cute as a button.

Well, he's...he's not wrong about
that, actually.

I wasn't here yesterday.

OK, who was?

Derek. Right.

And where's Derek?

He's coming here in, like, an hour
or so. You can wait.

As long as you order a drink.

Well, it seems fate has other
plans in store.

Two Guinness, please.

Guinness, Guinnesses?

Guinnessi?

Yeah, I've got eyes on your
man there.

Yeah, I saw him myself not two
minutes ago.

Yeah, it's the Golden Sliotar pub.

At least they will not
have far to go. Yeah.

Frank. Yes?

It's me.

So...

..pork and beans, huh?

Mary's invention.

We both got home late one night -

she worked for the
ambulances, see -

she says, "Ruairi,
I got pork and I got beans."

And I says, "Pork
and beans it is, then."

And that's how pork
and beans came about.

RUAIRI CHUCKLES

Hey, er, why don't you come
and take a look at these?

Erm, are these slices thin enough?

I can see from here
they're perfect, like.

OK.

This is fixin' to be the best day
I've had since my Mary...

What I'm tryin' to say is...is,
when this is over,

we'll work something out.
I'll let you go.

You make it sound so simple.

You don't believe me?

You kidnapped me.

Th-this isn't me.

I-I've never done anything like this
before. Not ever.

That's like saying I've never had a
parking ticket before,

so if I get one, I shouldn't have to
pay it.

But people do say that all the time,
first offence and all that.

You're a police officer. Was.

Well...you understand.

I understand right and wrong,
is what I understand.

How does that work with
your man, then?

Excuse me?

Well, him being a Cassidy 'n all.

That's not...

Tell me... Tell me about Mary.

Tell me how you two first met.

Oh...
RUAIRI CHUCKLES

Oh, now there's a tale.

It's a tale she'd be
telling, though,

cos back in the day I'd enjoy a
drink or five,

so the actual moment we met is a bit
of a blur.

The night I can't remember with
the woman I can't forget...

RUAIRI'S VOICE FADES
..that's what I'd always say.

It was a friend's party,
friend of a friend, and er...

..somehow, neither of us
ended up knowing anyone there.

So, we left together, and then
there was this fairground

right there at the bottom
of the road.

So we gets on the big wheel,

and the thing, it gets stuck...

You should probably go back to
cooking, shouldn't you?

I can set the table,
don't you worry about that.

Right.

You won't be needing that knife
any more, will you?

No.

No, I won't.

Mm! Ah!

Are you not going to have yours?

There's people out there
looking for me,

and I'm just sitting
here like a fuckin'...

Hey, sorry, you said that Derek was
going to be an hour.

It's been longer than that.

That's Derek for you.

"That's Derek for you." Great.

What are we even doing?

I mean, is this even going to make
a fucking difference?

We're doing something.

You know, I wish I hadn't spent so
much time sitting around my house,

dreaming about my ex -
your current girlfriend.

At least now I'm here,

and I'm fighting for her.

This worked best
when we didn't talk.

If you could do it all over again,
would you still come back here?

Er, well, I got kidnapped,

and now Helen's been kidnapped,

so, you know, I think
on balance it's probably a no.

Yeah, but you said yourself -
your family's here.

It might be hard, but you're
learning about yourself.

Are you actually ready to
walk away from that?

See whatever you're paying your
internet therapist,

it's too much.

Derek?

Uh-uh.

All right, lads,
don't want any trouble.

Frank McDonnell is looking for you.

OK, thanks for that.

Och! Can you not, with the gun?

Ah, can you not with the
gun, please?

OK, this really doesn't seem
like a "me" sort of encounter.

Come on!

Get off me! Go!

Come here!

Come on, then! Who wants it?! Huh?!

Huh?

Come on, then!

Come on!

Ooh, ooh, argh, argh, argh!

Argh!

Hold him! I got him.

Fucking stick him!

No, please! Please don't hurt me.

Please don't hurt me.

Huh? Who's the fucking...?

Go, go!

Afternoon.

You have to drive.

Why? I can barely move my arm.

I can't drive stick.

Ouch! Ouch!

Shit.
CAR LOCK BEEPS

MUSIC: Listen To Your Heart
by Roxette

This... This... Jesus Christ!

Hurry up.

MAN GRUNTS

Hurry up, hurry up. OK, OK, OK.

Do you have enough fucking sweets?

Ah, here we go, here.

Where does this fucking go?

You've got to line up the dots with
the lock. Quickly now, quickly.

Ah!

Come here! They say you don't
remember anything, huh?

I don't. So you don't remember me,
then? Shame.

They said I have to bring
you in alive.

They didn't say anything

about not blowing your
nutsack off beforehand.

Not something you really need to
specify, though, is it?

It's kind of implied. Shut up!

RAPE ALARM BLARES

Ah! Ah! Ah!

TYRES SCREECH,
BONES CRUNCH

MAN SCREAMS

That's some good pork and beans.

Long as there's pork and as long
as there's beans, she'd say,

there'll always be pork and beans.

She sounds like...

..a wise woman.

A poet, she was.

That's how I knew, see.

Only our third date, I knew I'd ask
her to marry me.

Really?

You were that sure?

Oh, yeah.

Carried the ring around for months
and months,

just waiting for the moment.

And that night - the dinner,
the dancing -

it just felt right.

Your man has been carrying
a ring just like it.

It's weird not to have anyone to
talk to about it.

I mean, he doesn't even know
I've seen it, and...

What? Weren't you happy?

I don't know.

I mean, I...I should've been,
but I just...

I didn't know what to think.

But that's OK, right?

Er, never mind.

When you know...

..you just know.

MUSIC: Piano Man
by Billy Joel

Whoa. It's OK.

Two, three, and...

# It's nine o'clock
on a Saturday... #
Two, three.

Two. One, two, three.

# There's an old man
sittin' next to me

# Makin' love to his tonic and gin

# He says, "Son, can you play me
a memory?

# "I'm not really sure how it goes

# "But it's sad and it's sweet
and I knew it complete

# "When I wore a
younger man's clothes."

# La-la-la, di-di-da

# La-la-di-di-da, da-dum

# Sing us a song... #
I love you, Mary.

RUAIRI SOBS

# Well, we're all in the mood
for a melody... #

I know.

# And you've got us
feelin' all right

# Now, John at the bar is a friend
of mine... #

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
# He gets me my drinks for free

# And he's quick with a joke
or to light up your smoke

# But there's some place
that he'd rather be

# He says, "Bill, I believe
this is killing..." #

Why didn't you fill it up?

Oh, I didn't know people were going
to be trying to kill us, did I?

Fuck.

Well, at least we made it out
alive, eh, friendo?

Well, thanks to you saving me
back there.

And you me.

Unlikely brothers in arms, eh?

You know, we could come up with
like... Yeah, let's not. OK.

Ow, ow.

CAR APPROACHING

Hey.

Oh, jeez. Ah, ah, ah.

Jeez, he's big.

You can't talk?

My mother sent you. Why?

You'll take me to her.

How am I supposed to trust you?

ENGINE STARTS
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

DOOR UNLOCKS

You can come up now.

You could've taken that knife.

Why didn't you?

Something about me and broken men,
I guess.

I meant what I said. You can go.

You know I have to report this.

There's no need.

I'll be turning myself in.

Soon as...

What the Dickens?

I'm going to bury Mary.

Like I should've done
a while back, but...

..I don't know, I just...

Hard letting go, I guess.

Living in the past does
no-one any good.

If I were you, I'd get back to
your man and get out of this place.

Forget digging all of
this up, just...

..get back on your travels and enjoy
the ride while you can.

Might be tricky getting back to him,

him being taken and all.

Oh, Jesus.

Apologies, that's right,
I didn't tell you.

Oh, he came here looking for you
with some other fella.

Elliot? He's OK?

He's looking fine and dandy,

with a beard you'd just love to run
your fingers through.

What?

How did... How did he get away,
what happened?

You go, call him,
he'll tell you himself.

Actually, no, he has your phone
on him, though.

Hmm.

I can give you a ride to your hotel,
if you fancy?

I think I'm good.

Just...turn yourself in, yeah?

Scout's honour.

DOOR CLOSES

Ruairi.

Ruairi, I wish you'd taken a wife.

I did, Ma.

Remember?

I did.

I-I can wait in the car.

Yeah, I'll...I'll wait in the car.

I'll call the rental agency.

Hi.

I thought seeing me...

..or this place, at least...

..I thought it might knock
something loose.

Sorry.

You know, I keep hoping that
something's going to come back,

like I'll, er...

..like I'll just wake up one day
and it'll be there, y'know?

I wonder if you could still dance...

..if you heard the right music.

Huh?

Oh, you could turn a pique that
would move a grown man to tears.

Pique? Sit.

You're lucky your friend has a weird
car. People notice it.

If it wasn't for that,
I might not have got that call.

Might not have found you in time.

Listen, I'm...I'm sorry to jump
straight in like this,

but I'm actually
looking for someone.

And, erm, someone told me
that...that you might be able

to help me find her.

Aye.

I can help.

Her name's...
Y'know...

..for all it hurts
you can't remember me...

..maybe it's just as well.

Wish I could forget watching
your brother die in my arms.

My brother?

Joe.

Two years older than you.

Ah, but the two of you
looked so alike,

people always took you for twins.

I'm sorry.

This isn't the first thing
I wanted to say to you.

How'd he die?

Shot in the stomach.

He was found bleedin', half-dead,

at Lough Tamar.

Lough Tamar.

He wouldn't say who it was,
but I knew,

I knew in my bones it was
Frank McDonnell's boy.

ELLIOT SIGHS
Anyway,

enough sad stories.

Sad memories.

I'm sure you've got
a lot of questions.

Let's start with this person
you're looking for.

Right.

Her name is Helen Chambers.

Erm, she's been missing since...

I don't know. Erm...

Actually, I found her phone
out in the middle of the...

PHONE RINGS
'Scuse me.

Hello?
HELEN: Oh, my God, are you OK?

Helen? Jesus Christ, Helen.

Where'd you go? Are you OK?

I'm...I'm all right. Are you
all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.

Where are you?

I'm back at the hotel.
Where are you?

It's...it's a long story,

but, look, I'll tell you when I
see you, all right?

Don't go anywhere.

I-I won't.

I love you.

Yeah, I love you, too.

Er, I can't believe I'm saying
this, but, erm...

..I have to go.

Course you do.

I'll be right here waiting, Eugene.

OK.

Helen.

Elliot.

You OK?

You'd think this would be
awkward for me...

..and you would be correct.

Ethan?!

For it is he.

Don't ask.

Christ, where do we even start?

Erm, somewhere private
would be good.

Oh, hey, hey, I-I came a long
way to talk to you.

And me and my man Elliot here have
been through a lot,

which makes what I'm about to say
somewhat awks.

OK, look, before we get into
wherever you guys have been

and where I've been, I really have
to tell you something.

Like, like, really, really
have to tell you.

OK.

ETHAN SIGHS
I'll be outside.

Car should be arriving any minute.

Their customer service really is
second to none.

I'll...I'll be outside.

OK, look, while you were gone,
I found something.

There was this DNA report,

and it listed two matches from this
broken whiskey bottle that we found.

One of them was yours,

and the other belonged to this
bloke, Fergal McDonnell.

Fergal? Yeah, erm, I know him.

He's the kid who got me
off the island.

What is this?

Well, the DNA, it...it was a
first-generation match, Elliot.

This kid is your son.

Enter the elephant...

..in the room. Mm.

I'm the elephant... Mm-hm.
..in the room.

Did I hear something about a son?