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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,440 This programme contains some strong language 2 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,320 SIGHS SOFTLY 3 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,200 BREATH TREMBLES 4 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,000 SCOFFS 5 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,920 SIGHS DEEPLY 6 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,239 PHONE RINGS 7 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,880 Dr Hale is on her way up. 8 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,200 Good. Good. Has... Has Zander left? 9 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,199 LIFT DINGS 10 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,559 Well done on the rail case. 11 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,119 Make sure you celebrate tonight. 12 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,640 We certainly will. Have a good evening. And you. 13 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,919 Thanks, Maya. 14 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,119 Have a good night. And you. 15 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,799 I just avoided Zander. I'm sorry. 16 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,839 I thought he'd already gone. 17 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,799 Did he see you? No. 18 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,120 Shall we? Yes. 19 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,440 I appreciate you seeing me so late in the day. 20 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,519 I'm liking the dress. Ha! 21 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,839 Are you going somewhere? 22 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,239 Er, Thai food with parents from Liv's old class. 23 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,559 Felix always used to drag me to those. 24 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,079 And Nathan? 25 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,159 We're meeting for a drink, before. 26 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,679 He - he wants to chat. 27 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,359 A date? Ha. 28 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,719 Sounds hopeful. 29 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,439 What? 30 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,440 Heart rate's a little raised. 31 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,359 It's only a drink. 32 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,919 And that's a surgeon talking. I'll take your word for it. 33 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,399 But have it on record - 34 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,119 I think it's a mistake... 35 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,399 Thanks. 36 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,200 ..you and Nathan breaking up. 37 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,880 I cheated on him, Leni. 38 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,999 Perhaps there are some things you just can't forgive. 39 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,639 And if he could? 40 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,879 I'm not talking about this any more. 41 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,479 My brother tells me Liv's... 42 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,639 Ah, South America, gap year. Back late tomorrow, in fact. 43 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,759 She's going to... Study law. 44 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,279 Zander said. 45 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,840 Oh. Note to self - do not tell Zander anything. 46 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,999 How are you? 47 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,399 How's Felix? 48 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,759 Doing something rather complicated 49 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,639 with cryptocurrencies. 50 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,759 Work's been crazy. 51 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,919 I'm juggling surgical with my cardio research. 52 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,080 PHONE PINGS Ah. Sorry. 53 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,200 I have a patient in dire need of a heart. 54 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,240 So... 55 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,559 ..how can I help you, Leni? 56 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,440 Same as you do with everyone. 57 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,319 I want a divorce. 58 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,680 LAUGHS 59 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,880 Why, Leni? 60 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,959 But it's Felix. 61 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,959 Leni, there must... 62 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,800 There must be something. 63 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,480 I need to know I can trust you. 64 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,560 Always. 65 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,480 VO: How do you know when a marriage is over? 66 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,719 When is the moment to call it quits? 67 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,839 If marriage is the conquest and divorce the inquest, 68 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:16,920 can there ever be the good divorce? 69 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,839 I am Ruth Defoe 70 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,799 and I'm a family lawyer at Noble Hale Defoe, 71 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,639 one of London's leading family law firms, 72 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,959 and this is NHD's LoveCast, 73 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:35,479 the podcast that each week talks to real couples 74 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,439 about real marriage 75 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,159 and real divorce, 76 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:43,399 and asks, "How did we get here?" 77 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,440 and, "Where do we go now?" 78 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,879 Coming to you live from London, 79 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,759 the divorce capital of the world. 80 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,359 Well, you're not actually live. LAUGHS 81 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,759 Yes, thank you, James. 82 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,719 Do you have to do that? I've got to lay the table. 83 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,599 Well, yes, but I'm just finishing my thing. 84 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,320 Er, just let me... That's very kind of you. 85 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,119 Are you touching up your roots? 86 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,319 What?! No. What?! 87 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,639 I'll deny that in court. 88 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,999 I have asked my father 89 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,039 to snip out a little bit of the grey. 90 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,559 Did you FaceTime the kids? 91 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,599 Yeah - child three was making dubious TikToks 92 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,959 about some lyrics I really hope she doesn't understand. 93 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,439 Child two is still giving me the cold shoulder, 94 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,599 but he did let me help him with his homework last week, 95 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,999 so it's fine. 96 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,959 Although variables in algebra, that's... 97 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,799 Now, that's challenging, even for me. 98 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,999 Until I reminded him 99 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,479 that algebra is a lot like relationships. 100 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,039 Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y? 101 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,959 Why is that funny, again? 102 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,759 Tomorrow - Liv. 103 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,479 Yeah, five o'clock, Stansted - 104 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,519 I'll be there. I'll pick her up, drive her home, 105 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,239 act casual, say nothing, cos little does she know... 106 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,679 Yay! 107 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,799 ..the entire Defoe clan will be waiting for her... 108 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,319 GRAVELY: to welcome the traveller returned. 109 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,199 Was that your attempt at Attenborough? 110 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,919 It's Hardy - Tom. Not Thomas. 111 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,120 LAUGHS 112 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,800 Have you signed it yet? 113 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,919 Um... 114 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,440 Not yet. 115 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,079 Appreciate the movement on Christmas, though. 116 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,479 Oh, well, there's a lot to be said 117 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,199 for taking up the slack on Boxing Day. 118 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,279 They'll have been fed, presents given. 119 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,599 What's not to like? 120 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,199 Family home to be retained by Mrs Stern. 121 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,680 Mr Stern to reside elsewhere till... 122 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,999 ..last child heads to college. 123 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,600 And/or prison - delete as applicable. 124 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,640 So... 125 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,479 ..technically, we're really doing this. 126 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,760 Technically... 127 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 ..almost there. 128 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,960 Lot to be said for... 129 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,359 ..a good divorce - yay for us. 130 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,000 WEAKLY: Yay. 131 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:09,079 Um... full transparency on relationship status 132 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,239 for the first... two years. 133 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,799 There's only so many swipes to the right a girl can ignore. 134 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,039 We should talk about that. 135 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,720 Yes, we should. 136 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,480 I was hoping that's why you wanted to chat. 137 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,519 Hannah... 138 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,919 Right... 139 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,239 There you two are. 140 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,679 I said to Mike, I wondered if we'd see you in here first. 141 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,839 Do you mind if we join you? 142 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,199 Good to get a couple of glasses in before dinner. 143 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,159 Yeah. Can I get you something? Uh-uh. 144 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,559 WHISPERS: Fucking hell. 145 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,840 Jesus... 146 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,279 BOTH LAUGH 147 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,039 BELL CHIMES 148 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,359 Well, hello, everybody, 149 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,919 and welcome to this week's fellowship meeting. 150 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,919 It's great to see so many of you here. 151 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,439 This week, we'll be looking at our health and wellbeing 152 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,519 and the challenges that face us 153 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,879 over the next seven days and how to... 154 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,640 VOICE FADES 155 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,880 TOY SQUEAKS NINA LAUGHS 156 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,319 She was wearing... Cheesy! 157 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,559 No, don't be a spoilsport. I need this. 158 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,239 Now, keep on talking. Dungarees. 159 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,519 Why the hell did we decide to walk? 160 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,039 Because that's what you do when you go camping 161 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,879 in the Lake District. Tell him, Ronnie. 162 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,679 Oh, we had some memorable trips. 163 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,279 It was rather wonderful, 164 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,599 not least because Oscar always used to get drunk 165 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,999 on the first night. LAUGHTER 166 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,959 Soon to be recreated again. 167 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,039 So can we go back to my story, please? 168 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,959 Yes. So we were walking 169 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,839 and we climb over this stile, 170 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,239 and then suddenly... she's gone, 171 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,719 halfway down a ravine. 172 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,399 Come on. You're so dramatic. It was a ditch. 173 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,919 Trousers ripped straight through to her... 174 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,319 Bare arse - out. 175 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,919 Yeah, and that's when I knew. 176 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,759 Like I said, it's so cheesy. 177 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,559 No, but you see, this is so interesting. 178 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,079 One of the big questions I ask my clients is, 179 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,039 when do they know a marriage is done? 180 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,439 And they often speak of it in similar terms. 181 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,359 The moment of germination 182 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,920 has unique parallels with termination. 183 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,159 To not killing them. 184 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,999 Yet. Yeah. Yet. Yes. Yeah. 185 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,399 Saving a fortune and charging them rent. 186 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,439 And getting rid of all that shit they accumulate. 187 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,759 Running machine. Oh, my God. 188 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,199 The self-tanning booth. 189 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,439 The loom. The loom! The loom! 190 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,439 MIKE: You two are so great. 191 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,960 Seriously, how have you done it? 192 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,800 We haven't done it yet. I guess... 193 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,679 We looked at one another and realised we'd spent 194 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,680 most of our life together. 195 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,919 A good life. 196 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,959 And to let that all go to waste... 197 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,559 So a few months of wrangling and heartache 198 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,679 was worth it to be able to still look at one another 199 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,880 and like one another before... 200 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,319 ..finally signing on the dotted line. 201 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,039 GEMMA: Aw. Anyway, here's to us. 202 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,199 Cheers. Yeah, cheers. 203 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,000 So you... you signed? 204 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,799 Um, return of post. 205 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,599 TRUDY: Oh, Kate! Should be on Zander's desk 206 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,999 in the morning. At last! 207 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,399 KATE: Oh, sorry. Sorry. 208 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,639 Crazy amount of work spilled over into the end of my day. 209 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,199 That's all right. I wasn't sure 210 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,999 you were going to make it. Anyway - Mike. 211 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,079 Hi. And this is Gemma. 212 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,639 - Gemma, hi. - Oh, hi. 213 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,519 - Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to meet you. 214 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,120 And of course, you know Nathan. And then there's Connor... 215 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,279 And this is Hannah, Nathan's ex. 216 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,959 Hannah, Nathan's told me so much about you. 217 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,719 Though you'd never know it. 218 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,279 God knows why they let it end. 219 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,999 NATHAN: Er... 220 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,519 Well, er... 221 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,639 It's, er... 222 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,159 It's... it's probably a lot like, well, algebra. 223 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,439 Relationships are a lot like algebra. 224 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,399 Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? 225 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,040 Ooh! Ho-ho-ho! 226 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,119 NATHAN: Not my best. 227 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,559 Would you like something? 228 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,239 Oh, just some water. 229 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,599 She is the most amazing child psychologist. 230 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,719 Do you know, I had to bribe her to get on the school board? 231 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,439 And she writes. 232 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,639 I know. Don't you hate her? 233 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,639 She's got a new book coming out. 234 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,840 Huh. 235 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,560 Hello, cheeky chops. 236 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,440 DOOR SLAMS Sorry. 237 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,559 Is everything OK? 238 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,239 Hmm, yeah. 239 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,439 Down two bottles and lots of nappy action. 240 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,559 Do you want to take her next week as well? 241 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,799 No, don't encourage him - it's your baby. 242 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,119 I know, it's just, you can do it better than me. 243 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,119 And I'm not a salaried lawyer with a Master's. 244 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,359 You're doing great. 245 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,239 Great. Oh, can I have a cuddle? 246 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,280 Yeah. 247 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,079 Hello! 248 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,959 Hannah not home yet? 249 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,759 No, she's at the grand reunion. 250 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,719 Oh! Well, that's a good sign. 251 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,079 Oh, Ma, you found it. 252 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,199 Yeah, one of the advantages 253 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,279 of having your entire life in boxes. 254 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,559 Family christening robe. 255 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,719 Which incidentally you still haven't replied to. 256 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,159 Which incidentally is a bit weird. 257 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,479 You haven't set foot in a church since my wedding. 258 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,199 Yeah. And again, I don't care. 259 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,759 Um, he won't be very happy, upstairs. 260 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,439 Or do you prefer the term "higher power"? 261 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,559 Nice vicar - Glen. 262 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,999 Yes, he of the cock-fumbling incident 263 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,759 says that "God" or "higher power" is fine. 264 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,039 He doesn't give a shite. 265 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,359 Now, shut up and listen because... 266 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,120 Er, James? 267 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,720 Will you be godparents? 268 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,319 Yes! 269 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,719 And yes and yes! 270 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,160 Oh! 271 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,319 Yeah. 272 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,559 Wow. Thank you. Good. 273 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,239 Yeah. 274 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,479 Awesome. 275 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,279 What's wrong? 276 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,760 Pity parents. 277 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,480 QUIETLY: Fuck. 278 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,079 DOOR CLOSES 279 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,320 FELIX: Len. 280 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,720 Leni, what are you doing in the dark? 281 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,839 I'm starving. Want me to cook? 282 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,559 Yeah, I had Tommy on the phone talking to me on the way back. 283 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,999 He really hates that school. 284 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,839 I was thinking we could drive up 285 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,639 for the weekend. 286 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,760 You are the kindest man... 287 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,599 ..I have ever known, Felix. 288 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,840 If you tell me you're on damn call tonight, I'm... 289 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,639 PHONE BUZZES 290 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,199 You are. You are. You're on bloody call. 291 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,279 Thank you. I'm just coming. 292 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,359 What? I'm staying at the flat. 293 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,600 It's easier for work. 294 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,600 The boys will stay here. 295 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,799 Leni... 296 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,039 Leonora. 297 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,599 I don't understand. 298 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,719 I'm leaving... 299 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,199 ..you. 300 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,520 DOORBELL RINGS 301 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,520 I'm leaving you. 302 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,200 DOOR OPENS 303 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,919 NATHAN: So I turned around... 304 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,359 ..and that was it, 305 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:46,439 my career in Mexican law was over in the first meeting! 306 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,319 She said, "Your evidence is circumstantial 307 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,959 "and your suit is criminal." 308 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,279 LAUGHTER 309 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,680 I needed a nap... 310 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,120 ..a taco and several margaritas. 311 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,759 That is hilarious. 312 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,239 So, I'm sorry, I've been banging on. 313 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,439 No, not at all. 314 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,759 No, that's fine. It was... 315 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,039 I didn't know you had children at the school. 316 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,399 I don't have children at all. Not yet. 317 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,559 Don't leave it too long. 318 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,639 Yeah, I'm not sure I could have done the work I do 319 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,679 if I'd had them before. 320 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,279 There's a certain intensity to my job. 321 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,999 I'm not sure it would have been conducive 322 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,039 to being a parent. Really? 323 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,199 CHUCKLES DRILY 324 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,559 Well, if that was the case, then... 325 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,559 ..none of us would have done it. 326 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,239 I'm not presuming, of course. It's just... 327 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,119 ..when I'm a mother, 328 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,439 I want to be there. 329 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,319 Research has shown, in the early years, 330 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,439 if a mother can be there to maintain stability 331 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,239 for the children and the marriage... 332 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,679 What? 333 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,719 People won't get divorced? 334 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,999 No, but I might argue 335 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,559 that a present mother might be able to mitigate 336 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,479 the damaging effects of a marital break-up. 337 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,799 So what are you saying? That... 338 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,399 EXHALES 339 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,479 ..if you're not there, then... 340 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,599 ..you're destined to screw up your kids, 341 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,680 if you're a working mother in the midst of a break-up? 342 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,519 MIKE: Dangerous terrain. 343 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,079 You've got Hannah on her pet subject. 344 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,959 She's on the divorce front line. 345 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,359 TRUDY: In every respect. 346 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,199 LAUGHTER 347 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,759 Specialist subject. 348 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,679 It just seems a little, erm... 349 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,079 CHUCKLES 350 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,919 It's retrograde and, frankly, it's rather anti-feminist 351 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,479 and presumptuous to assume that 352 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,159 the end of a marriage need be carnage. 353 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,479 You will see, I'm... I'm in full agreement. 354 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,159 In my new book, 355 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,479 I argue for ways to avoid marital warfare. 356 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,679 What's the title of your new book? 357 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,959 Divorce And Its Legacy - Does It Have To Mean War? 358 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,359 Well, I can see straight away we're not, 359 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,639 cos you already assume divorce as a state of conflict. 360 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,479 You're already aligning the language of battle, 361 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,799 you know, erm, front line... 362 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,679 ..marital warfare, with the end of marriage. 363 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,599 In my work, I find these tend to be appropriate, 364 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,919 often fuelled and perpetuated 365 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,279 sometimes, I'm afraid, by family lawyers like yourself 366 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,919 who thrive on such conflict. 367 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,479 And I'd go as far to say, at times, 368 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,359 it's your raison d'etre. OK, Kate... 369 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,999 With respect... 370 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,839 CHUCKLES DRILY 371 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,440 ..you don't know family law. 372 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,039 The principle at the heart of any decent family lawyer 373 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,000 is the quest for the... 374 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,160 ..good divorce. 375 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,519 And sure, I believe you believe that, 376 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,039 but every parent wants what's right for their family, 377 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,999 and it is their intention at the start 378 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,759 to do as well and as best they can. 379 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,959 It doesn't serve the legal system to make it easy. 380 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,279 You know, easy means less income, 381 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,279 without questioning the damaging effects 382 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,119 an acrimonious divorce can cause 383 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,679 and the scars it leaves on our little people. 384 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,200 Little people? 385 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,719 But maybe we need to agree to differ. 386 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,679 Yeah, I'll second that. 387 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,559 MIKE: Right then, more wine? 388 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,039 Yes. Yes. 389 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,360 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There we go. 390 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,960 LIGHT-HEARTED CHATTER 391 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,319 QUIETLY: Oh, dear. 392 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,240 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 393 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,520 Oh, hi. 394 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,359 Isn't Kate great? 395 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,479 DRYER BLASTS 396 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,039 Great. 397 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,279 DRYER STOPS 398 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,399 What? 399 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,960 Great! 400 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,480 DRYER BLASTS 401 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,280 EXHALES 402 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,519 Hannah, I'm so sorry. 403 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,079 Tonight was so awkward, 404 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,079 and I really wanted us to get along. 405 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,359 I'm a huge admirer of your work. 406 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,079 I often cite one of your cases, Blake and Newton, 407 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,839 as an extraordinary example 408 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,239 of a family lawyer's perseverance to reunite 409 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,119 an estranged mother with her child. 410 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,799 And I didn't know 411 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,120 that Nathan hadn't told you that I was coming. 412 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,760 But he did tell you that we're still married? 413 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,039 Hannah! Mike can drive you home. 414 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,119 Goodnight. 415 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,839 Thanks. 416 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,239 Hannah... 417 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,880 ..I, er, did try to tell you. Not hard enough. 418 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,600 HANNAH: Thanks, Mike. 419 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,400 EXHALES 420 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,560 BREATHES RAGGEDLY 421 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,919 WHIMPERS 422 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,879 SOBS: Fuck! 423 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,359 Fuck. 424 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,840 WAILS 425 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,119 Agh! 426 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,360 DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE 427 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,599 RUTH: Hannah? 428 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,360 Hannah. 429 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,199 Christ, I thought somebody had broken in. 430 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,560 Sorry, didn't mean to wake you. 431 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,759 SIGHS 432 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,080 SNIFFLES 433 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,640 How was dinner? 434 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,760 And Nathan? 435 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,360 He wasn't supposed to fall for someone else. 436 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,440 Oh, Hannah! 437 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,440 Are you sure? 438 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,239 Oh... Oh, yeah, yeah. 439 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,879 Oh, darling... 440 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,720 SOBS 441 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,399 Is she a contender? 442 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,679 Hmm? 443 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,400 SNIFFLES 444 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,959 Oh... 445 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,759 Why can't they ever just stick with meaningless sex? 446 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,799 SOBS TURN TO LAUGHS 447 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,720 RUTH CHUCKLES 448 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,720 Oh... 449 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,440 If it's of any interest... 450 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,960 I had a call from Christie last week. 451 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,240 He was picking my brains about a client of his. 452 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,920 Right. 453 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,919 How's, erm...? 454 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,519 New York? Yeah. 455 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,599 Good. 456 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,320 He asked about you. 457 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,599 I said you were doing fine. 458 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,559 I am. I am. I'm fine. 459 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,559 CLEARS THROAT 460 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,159 My soon-to-be ex-husband is screwing 461 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,639 possibly one of the most sanctimonious women 462 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,480 I've ever met. Oh, prick. 463 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,680 DOOR SLAMS 464 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,280 Vinnie? 465 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,400 Your dad loves you. 466 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,560 Us. Vinnie... 467 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,279 Hannah hasn't texted yet. 468 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,599 Do you think that's a good sign? 469 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,319 Er... 470 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,600 ..I don't know. 471 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,559 You know something. 472 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,039 What? 473 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,479 Don't you think they could get back together? 474 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,399 I-I don't know. 475 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,519 CLEARS THROAT 476 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,639 What are you not telling me? 477 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,960 James? 478 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,600 Nothing. Just leave it. 479 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,320 You were so... 480 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,359 ..excited about the whole... 481 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,119 ..Nina "will you be godparents?" thing. 482 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,520 I didn't get "so" excited. 483 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,599 But it is pretty cool. 484 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,039 It's humiliating. 485 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,360 It's like... a booby prize. 486 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,879 Oh, great, you guys - 487 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,519 just need to go through the humiliation of proving 488 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,439 you can look after someone else's sprog 489 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,959 and then maybe, maybe, 490 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,520 you can adopt. 491 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,719 Are you delirious, 492 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,159 or do you seriously believe the crap coming out 493 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,279 of your mouth right now? 494 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,119 It's true. It's amazing. 495 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,839 It's humbling, it's astonishing... 496 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,799 ..that we have been charged with providing love 497 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,519 and godly advice. No, no, no. 498 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,959 Not the God as we know it. Our version. 499 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,919 The "peace, love, 500 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,039 "eat all you want, smoke what you want, 501 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,279 "dance all you want, love, hug..." buffet, 502 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,039 before the two little perfect ready-made muggers 503 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,359 we're going to adopt arrive to keep us busy. 504 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,959 Two? 505 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,519 Possibly three. 506 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,159 Maybe even four. 507 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,519 Four?! 508 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,079 Just need Nathan to check the adoption papers 509 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,799 and post the bloody thing, 510 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,479 and then... 511 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,679 We'll be parents. Hmm. 512 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,240 Say it. 513 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,239 You're the good daddy. 514 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,000 BOTH LAUGH 515 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,079 Louder, louder. 516 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,159 You're the... You're the... 517 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,720 JAMES LAUGHS HEARTILY 518 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,559 I love you. 519 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,200 I love you. 520 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,760 SIGHS 521 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,439 MUSIC 522 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,919 ♪ Easy come but hard to go 523 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,519 ♪ People stare... ♪ 524 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,999 PHONE CHIMES 525 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 ♪ Why do I feel so alone? 526 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,959 Oh, please! 527 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,719 ♪ Don't you wish 528 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,600 ♪ We could just let go of this? ♪ 529 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,559 Hi, this is Christie Carmichael's answerphone. 530 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,600 Please leave a message, or you can... 531 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,799 Mum, Mum! She's back. 532 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,640 You might want to see this. 533 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,599 Oh! 534 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,039 MAN: Sao Paulo, in Brazil. 535 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,599 Yeah. 536 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,199 Fantastic. And then to Cartagena. 537 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,639 Liv! 538 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,719 Hola, Mama! 539 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,080 Oh! 540 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,039 Gael, this is my mum. 541 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,599 Hola, madre de Livvy. 542 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,960 Oh, erm... Hola. 543 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,840 Oh! 544 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,079 Your dad was picking you up at... 545 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,079 There was an earlier flight 546 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,559 and there were some spaces, so we... 547 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,199 Hopped on it. 548 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,559 He is from... Argentina, 549 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,399 and I'm already going to apologise 550 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,439 for my bad English. 551 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,279 No, no, he speaks English fine. 552 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,839 No, I'm bad at English. 553 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,959 No. Si! No! 554 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,719 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY It's, erm... 555 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,039 Just can we... 556 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,679 ..erm... 557 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,759 ..rewind here, Liv? 558 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,440 And we're getting married. 559 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,679 Wow. 560 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,279 Do you want another coffee? Uh-huh. 561 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,559 Cafe? Si. 562 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,679 OK. 563 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,119 Hola. 564 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,839 Hola. 565 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,959 WHISPERS: What the fuck...? 566 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,439 I can't believe you didn't tell me 567 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,640 Nathan met someone. Er... 568 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,359 Uh-uh. 569 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,479 OK. Come on. 570 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,040 Adoption papers are ready to sign and send - check. 571 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,719 RINGING TONE 572 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,199 Let's go. NINA: OK, the low-down - 573 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,599 she's not answering my texts. 574 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,479 OK, kid shrink. Late 30s, early 40s. 575 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,159 Pretty hot. No kids. 576 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,119 Yeah, then, of course she's pretty hot. 577 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,399 This is Nathan. 578 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,039 Yeah, and he's having sex. 579 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,359 Yeah, but Hannah says it's serious. 580 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,199 Well, it has been ten months. 581 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,359 They're not divorced yet. Are you... 582 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,719 Are you sticking up for him? 583 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,759 No, I'm just saying we don't have all the facts yet. 584 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,399 I know you don't. OK. OK. 585 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,759 Hi. 586 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,159 Good morning. 587 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,800 Morning. 588 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,360 How did this happen? 589 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,879 I presume the same way we met - 590 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,319 bar, booze, hilarious repartee... 591 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,239 Who is he? What's he like? 592 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,439 Tall, dark... Handsome? 593 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,439 Possibly, probably. I was mentally concussed. 594 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,199 And also they brought back some god-awful strong coffee, 595 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,639 so also possibly stoned out of my mind on caffeine. 596 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,119 Has she forgotten that she's got university in three months? 597 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,799 And Durham, the last time I looked, 598 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,759 is several thousand miles from Argentina. 599 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,719 Well, why else do they want to ensure he can stay? 600 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,039 Yeah, he's brainwashed her. 601 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,799 More likely she's brainwashed him, cos he's moving his life here. 602 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,919 What life? Does he have a career? 603 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,759 Possibly something in electronics? 604 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,559 Oh, great. Oh, great - a geek! 605 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,799 At least James'll have some company. 606 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,279 So, what do you want, Nathan? 607 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,039 Yes, it is utterly and obviously crazy. 608 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,719 Kids don't get married any more. 609 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,679 They get... They get ankle tattoos and a TikTok account. 610 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,399 But the one consolation with this whole sorry mess 611 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,919 is that we are best positioned to do both prenup 612 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,079 and divorce for Liv when she comes through this. 613 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,919 She's not going through anything. She's not crossing any threshold. 614 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,559 She's not doing anything ever - period, finished. 615 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,080 You're wearing the same shirt as yesterday. 616 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,480 Er, yeah, I'm wearing the same shirt. 617 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,839 Han... 618 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,279 Two years, full transparency... Oh, for goodness' sake... 619 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,839 ..as it says in our agreement. That was part of the parent plan. 620 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,999 I didn't think it literally... We're still married. 621 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,559 Yeah, as you were when... Oh, God, no. 622 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,879 If you're going to... What? Tell it as it is? 623 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,080 Is it serious? 624 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,320 Han... 625 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,960 Coward! 626 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,600 SIGHS 627 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,120 SIGHS 628 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,399 Breathe... 629 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,919 KNOCK ON DOOR 630 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,159 Go away. 631 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,760 Hannah... 632 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,880 I'm... I'm fine. 633 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,879 Er... First Countess of Brode is on her way up. 634 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,039 I called reception to take her straight through. 635 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,999 Shit. Yeah. Shit. 636 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,879 Shit! I was going to be the buffer. 637 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,760 Yeah, it's notoriously unpleasant when they meet. 638 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,319 Countess of Brode. 639 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,600 Yeah. If you'd like to take a seat, they'll be with you in a moment. 640 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,599 Er, no. 641 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,999 It's too late. 642 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,479 Isn't that...? Yeah. 643 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,799 With the second Mrs...? Mm-hm. 644 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,719 I thought we signed that prenup off months ago. 645 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,839 Drawn up, was to be signed, 646 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,799 and then he died two weeks before the wedding, 647 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,399 and now the first countess is making her claim on the estate. 648 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,159 No opposing counsel? Uh-uh. 649 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,759 No, the countess prefers to represent herself. 650 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,519 What's in the box? 651 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,239 A disgusting number of billable hours. 652 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,560 Want to sit in? Oh, hell, yeah. 653 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,399 This is deliberate provocation. 654 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,759 You asked for some of his things. 655 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,239 The fact you find it so upsetting reveals to me 656 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,759 exactly why the earl kept you in the dark. 657 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,959 The fact that you choose to keep the title and the name 658 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,439 even after Andrew divorced you, 659 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,919 that's perverse. The title still remains, 660 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,999 even if the marriage did not. 661 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,519 Let's... Let's calm down. 662 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,839 Now, our client is naturally upset 663 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,399 that this has just been landed on her. 664 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,639 She's grieving. 665 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,439 Well, she's not alone in that. 666 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,919 Officially, I remain a countess, 667 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,639 but then, we were at least married. 668 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,559 It's hard to find the appropriate term for... 669 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,159 What, a... child bride? 670 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,039 Oh, no, not bride. She never got to walk down the aisle. 671 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,639 Let's agree on the earl's bit on the side. 672 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,919 Fiancee. I was Andrew's fiancee. 673 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,279 Countess, I'm going to have to ask you 674 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,799 to refrain from such language, please. 675 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,799 Of course. My apologies. 676 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,559 In the near decade 677 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,639 my client and the earl have lived together 678 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,320 at Brode Hall... 679 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,519 ..now, they have allowed you 680 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,279 to stay on the estate, Caroline. 681 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,239 Now, we have asked you, nicely, 682 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,479 to move out of the cottage, 683 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,559 and, in turn, you agreed to kindly ensure 684 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,239 the return of his books, paintings, clothes. 685 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,639 Things I know you have kept of his, 686 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,159 things I know you will try and take, 687 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,439 but now you are refusing to move out, 688 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,000 and this is what you send me. 689 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,639 These are not... 690 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,320 They do not belong to him. 691 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,920 I'm afraid they do. 692 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,280 Some of them... he had made personally. 693 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,759 Do you see? Do you see what I am dealing with here? 694 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,399 Our client is within her rights, 695 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,359 as you are a tenant, to have you evicted. 696 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,759 I'd hardly call myself a tenant. 697 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,319 You, however... 698 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,599 Countess, may we ask you to be respectful? 699 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,479 Andrew has been dead less than a month. 700 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,079 Quite. So, shall we move on to the case in point? 701 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,959 Agreed. 702 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,199 And it is my understanding that, legally, 703 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,879 it is you who needs to vacate the property. 704 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,559 Read my lips, Caroline. 705 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,519 Your relationship with Andrew was over. 706 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,319 Yet still he liked to visit. She's lying. 707 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,120 Regularly. India. 708 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,359 As we said in our last letter, 709 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,399 the terms of your divorce arrangement 710 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,639 were that your former husband 711 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,399 would maintain you in the estate's cottage, but upon death, 712 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,999 that you would need to vacate the property. 713 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,439 As is agreed in his will. 714 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,919 Composed before I knew he was screwing Miss Rossiter. 715 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,760 And, of course, before he started to... 716 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,839 ..visit me. 717 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,119 Since then, there have been certain adjustments. 718 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,719 May I advise you to check Andrew's most recent will? 719 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,239 INDIA GASPS 720 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,479 Don't. 721 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,159 If only you had shown the same spirit in the bedroom, 722 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,519 then perhaps, my sweet India, 723 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,600 he might not have come scurrying back to me. 724 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,760 No, actually! 725 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,999 Go back through the first settlement. 726 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,799 Speak to contentious probate 727 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,279 and ask them to send over the latest will. 728 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,559 Let's see what claim the countess has. 729 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,759 Oh, how wonderful! 730 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,199 Unbelievable. 731 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,520 Mm-hm. 732 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,440 Yeah, OK. Bye. 733 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,399 It makes no sense. 734 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,519 I have no answer for you, Felix. 735 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,680 She wants to end our marriage, Zander, with no explanation. 736 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,919 She's never said she was unhappy. 737 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,439 It doesn't make any sense. 738 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,959 I agree. 739 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,799 Please. She's your sister. Tell me... 740 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,319 And this is a mystery. 741 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,239 She's always been more like our father. 742 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,639 What I do know is, 743 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,439 whatever decision she came to, 744 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,799 it has not been done lightly. Are you representing her? 745 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,079 No! Really? 746 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,719 This is the first I've heard of this. 747 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,519 Felix, stay calm. There will be a reason, though. 748 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,479 My advice? 749 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,759 Get yourself the best lawyer. 750 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,480 And I'll talk to my sister. 751 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,399 All pretty basic stuff. 752 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,999 Name and address... 753 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,319 If you like, I can confirm 754 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,999 that you don't have a criminal record. 755 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,320 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 756 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,799 All in all, A-plus! 757 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,159 I'd give you my kid. 758 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,159 Amazing. Yeah, thanks. 759 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,839 Little bit cold. 760 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,920 You knock one sister, you knock them all. 761 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,160 Hannah told you? 762 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,039 Nice fleece. 763 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,120 Brain on a Bike. Here. 764 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,879 Genius. What is it you do, again? 765 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,799 Everything. IT-based. 766 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,200 BARISTA: James? Ah, coffee. 767 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,079 OK, you should know that I don't approve. 768 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,559 Mindless sex, OK, but Hannah says it's a thing. 769 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,319 The kid shrink's a thing. 770 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,399 Kid shrink - nice turn of phrase. Well? 771 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,559 If this is a chance to get me to talk about my feelings, 772 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,479 it'll take more than a cinnamon bun and a latte. 773 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,239 You still love Hannah. I know you do. 774 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,599 OK. And that's your hour. Who do I bill? You or her? 775 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,799 You are making a terrible mistake. I'm not talking to you any more. 776 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,799 You think she hates you now? Just wait till you tell Hannah. 777 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,399 Tell Hannah what? 778 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,360 Er, that it's crazy... 779 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,960 ..Liv getting married at 18. 780 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,879 Just tell her. 781 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,279 Yeah? Do it tonight. 782 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,559 She knows I'm keeping something from her. 783 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,279 She'll get it out of me. 784 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,560 And then, my friend, they'll all know. 785 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,919 Why's my brother-in-law 786 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,239 just been in my office a jabbering wreck? 787 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,760 Did Leni come in to see you yesterday? 788 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,519 You need to talk to her. 789 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,599 I will. Right now, I want to hear it from you. 790 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,559 You know I can't betray a client's confidence. 791 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,439 This is family, Hannah. 792 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,479 And as family, I can only advise you... 793 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,239 Yes, I know the spiel. 794 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,160 Did she come to you about a divorce? 795 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,360 He's distraught. 796 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,959 They're the best marriage I know. It's... It's crazy. 797 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,640 I'm sorry. 798 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,439 SIGHS 799 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,840 I've known that man more than 20 years. 800 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,320 What the hell do I tell him? 801 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,360 What the hell does he tell his kids? 802 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,479 That people have reasons, 803 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,279 and reasons we don't always see, 804 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,920 reasons we don't always know... 805 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,279 She wants out... 806 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,000 ..of the marriage. 807 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,880 I'm sorry. 808 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,200 Have you signed those yet? 809 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,559 Melanie left a message, chasing. 810 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,039 I received Nathan's signed copies this morning. 811 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,239 Mm. 812 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,239 I'll tell her she can wait a few days. 813 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,279 No. 814 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,559 SIGHS 815 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,760 No. 816 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,200 Done. 817 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,080 Talk to Leni. 818 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,640 SIGHS 819 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,799 Hey. Hiya. 820 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,120 BLOWS RASPBERRY 821 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,839 Stop doing that. 822 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,479 Doing what? Stalking children, 823 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,319 like smiling at other people's babies - it's weird. 824 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,119 I'm just being nice. No, you're not. 825 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,959 You're being a daddy-in-the-making. It's freaking me out. 826 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,559 Well, now who's being weird? 827 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,959 Look, just find a cake, 828 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,079 or whatever it is you want to give Liv tonight, 829 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,439 and can we please go? 830 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,719 Yeah, I've got to fix some kid's laptop in N16 831 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,839 in 25 minutes, so... I can't. 832 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,880 I can't do this. Can't do it. I'm sorry, I just... 833 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,399 When I think of it, like, 834 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,240 adopting someone else's kid... 835 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,119 I just... 836 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,759 I just don't think I can do it. 837 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,359 Come on. I mean, look at us - you know, we've got it all. 838 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,119 We can do this, Rose. 839 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,079 But you've got to have a bit of courage. 840 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,159 Now, I can't drag you along on a dream you don't want. 841 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,879 So, please, just please, just keep up here. 842 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,319 OK? 843 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,440 You've got to grab it... 844 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,920 ..or you'll miss life. 845 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,399 I don't want to miss life. 846 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,039 James? 847 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,400 James! 848 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,999 Shit. 849 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,920 Fucking shit! 850 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,720 Shit. 851 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,040 INHALES SHARPLY 852 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:51,999 RINGING TONE 853 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,799 Pff... 854 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,119 This is Dr Leonora Hale's voicemail. 855 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,159 Please leave a message after the tone. 856 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,399 BEEP Leni, it's Hannah. 857 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,119 I hope you're OK. 858 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,399 I hear you've told Felix - he was in today. 859 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,160 Your brother's pretty shaken, so you might want to call him. 860 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,079 Um, we've got the initial documentation 861 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,079 for the petition, and I can get that sent over to you 862 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,640 and signed tonight, if that's what you want. 863 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,639 But talking as someone 864 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,759 who knows what it's like not to have all the facts, 865 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,319 there... there is a danger, 866 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,640 when one is economical with truth that, um... 867 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,719 ..you can leave people behind. 868 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:41,399 Felix deserves the truth, he deserves a reason, 869 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,560 because however bad it is... 870 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,959 ..it's better for him to know 871 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,799 than for him to be left blindly 872 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,160 sifting through the past, wanting... 873 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,080 ..hoping for things to be different. 874 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,639 SIGHS OK... 875 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,039 Call me back. 876 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,280 GROANS Oh, God... 877 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,559 Yeah, just get back to me end of play today. 878 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,239 OK. OK. 879 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,279 Hi. Hi. 880 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,279 What was that earlier? 881 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,719 I heard you and Zander sparring. 882 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,679 Just pissed off I was late for dinner last night. 883 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,159 You should've called him. 884 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,879 I was a little distracted. 885 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,439 SIGHS 886 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,639 You free again tonight? Erm... 887 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,039 Tonight, I will be welcoming my niece back 888 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,519 from South America. Oh. 889 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,879 And newly engaged! 890 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,679 Oh! I know, right? 891 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,039 Now I really feel like the only spinster in the village. 892 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,120 Ha! 893 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,439 You've never even got close? 894 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,079 Mm. What? 895 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,559 No, come on, I don't believe that. 896 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,999 Possibly, drunkenly. 897 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,639 Only when not sober. 898 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,199 Undoubtedly, alcohol-induced, 899 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,199 alcohol being the main accompaniment 900 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,759 to most of my relationships. 901 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,200 Bar this one. 902 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,359 You sure you aren't free later? 903 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,599 No. 904 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,079 HANNAH: This is ridiculous. 905 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,039 Great... 906 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,640 Good. Well, get back to me on that. Yeah, sure, all right. 907 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,560 Leni, what the hell is going on? 908 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,239 I can't talk to you here, Zander. 909 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,119 This doesn't make any sense! Why? 910 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,920 Because it's over! 911 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,359 Because it's the best thing to do, 912 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,519 the only thing to do. 913 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,160 You sound like Dad. 914 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,439 Cold and straight to the point. 915 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,759 I have a man... 916 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,079 ..who may die if I don't find him a heart. 917 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,400 So I don't have time for this now, Zander. 918 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,439 Bottom corner. 919 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,359 A new provision for the first Countess of Brode, 920 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,839 signed and dated by the earl two months back. 921 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,799 All the assets reverted back to Caroline. 922 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,519 And India? 923 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,679 Nothing. 924 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,039 WHISPERS: Oh, damn. 925 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,599 India will get some sort of provision, of course, 926 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,319 but the house is a... crumbling pile. 927 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,359 Once inheritance tax has taken its whack, 928 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,479 there's not much left. 929 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,120 Well, this isn't about money. 930 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,319 It's about a woman scorned. 931 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,679 Hmm. 932 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,679 You want me to call India? No. 933 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,479 I'll do it. You... 934 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,759 Hmm? 935 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,599 ..can get that couriered back to the dowager, 936 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,119 if you like. 937 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,119 Oh, no need. 938 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,359 She's in with Ma, for her podcast. 939 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,159 Wow. Mm. 940 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,399 Wow. 941 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,679 RUTH: Many people will be asking themselves, 942 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,479 "What was the attraction, 943 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,839 "the hold you still had over your ex-husband?" 944 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,999 I suppose because I was able to show him 945 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,239 what he'd been missing. 946 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,360 With her? No. With me. 947 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,280 He'd beg me to let him go home... 948 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,679 You could see, at the end of our... 949 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,240 ..sessions... 950 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,719 He'd arrive all uptight. 951 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,839 After a couple of hours with me, 952 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,200 he was fine... 953 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,800 ..to go back to the humdrum of life... 954 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,199 ..to her... 955 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,240 ..to the safety. 956 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,959 COUNTESS: Isn't that why we all stray? 957 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,239 To remind ourselves that we can? 958 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,960 But in the knowledge that life... 959 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,239 ..real life... 960 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,639 ..is at home, 961 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,239 waiting. 962 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,119 I'd done 27 years of that. 963 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,120 I know better than anyone the comfort of normal. 964 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,280 Boring. 965 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,320 Silly fool didn't really understand it until he left me. 966 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,360 And then I reminded myself, once a countess... 967 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,440 ..always a countess. 968 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,399 We only have this one life, 969 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,079 and if a marriage still has a pulse, 970 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,360 then it's more than likely worth reviving. 971 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,360 The mistake I made... 972 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,040 ..letting him go in the first place. 973 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,840 PHONE VIBRATES 974 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,839 You OK? Yep. 975 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,639 Just finishing off, erm... 976 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,799 ..I'll meet you in five? Sure. 977 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,880 Er... don't ever leave me. 978 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,120 Or if you do... 979 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,119 ..just be honest about it, OK? 980 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,160 Of course. Hey! 981 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,879 My agreements - can I just check on something? 982 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,239 On my desk. 983 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:17,080 Enjoy your night. Thanks, Hannah. You too. 984 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,920 LIFT DINGS 985 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,800 Ready? 986 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,560 PHONE RINGS 987 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,799 Hi. KATE: Hey. 988 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,999 Just checking in. 989 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,160 Have fun tonight. Thank you. 990 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,800 Nathan? 991 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,080 I want to do this. 992 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,999 Love you. 993 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,439 Nathan? 994 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,800 Yes, thank you. 995 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,160 Erm, I've got to... I've got to go. Bye. 996 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,519 LAUGHTER 997 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,719 Hey, you've got a birthday coming up. 998 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,159 Dad! 999 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,159 Livvy! Hey-hey-hey! 1000 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,480 Wow! 1001 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,959 This is... 1002 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,239 Gael. Hi. 1003 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,199 Erm... Oh! 1004 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,640 Thank you. 1005 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,919 So nice to meet you. Thank you. 1006 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,600 Did you get a drink? Yes, please. Keep them coming. 1007 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,359 LATIN MUSIC PLAYS 1008 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,959 Hey, Tills. Dad! 1009 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,320 Hi, Vinnie. Hi, sweetie. 1010 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,959 Is, er... Is James here yet? 1011 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,719 On his way. Hey. 1012 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,199 All right? Want a squeeze? 1013 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,159 Yeah! 1014 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,360 Hi, Cora. How are you? 1015 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,000 Wow. 1016 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,680 You forget how tiny they are at this age. 1017 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,239 Vinnie... 1018 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,879 LIV: Hey, do you want it over there? 1019 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,639 GAEL: Yes. Yes. 1020 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,960 RINGING TONE 1021 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,199 Hi, you're through to James at Brain on a Bike. 1022 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,679 Please leave a message after the beep. 1023 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,479 BEEP Mate, where are you? I need you. 1024 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,199 Hurry up. 1025 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,520 I, erm... 1026 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,960 I... I-I-I can't tell her. I just can't do it. 1027 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,519 SIGHS I mean, 1028 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,160 a baby... 1029 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,479 I barely survived my last three. 1030 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,160 I'm just not ready to be a father again. 1031 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,079 How do you tell the person you love most in the world 1032 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,520 you've screwed up? 1033 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,720 RINGING TONE 1034 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,479 Hi, you're through to James at Brain on a Bike. 1035 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,719 Please leave a message after the beep. 1036 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,919 BEEP 1037 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,320 Hey, git-face, it's me. Where are you? 1038 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,839 Erm, look, I'm sorry. 1039 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,519 Hey, I... 1040 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,879 ..I do want them... 1041 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:21,639 ..big, chubby, beautiful, funny kids... 1042 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,679 ..millions of them... 1043 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,359 ..with you, because... 1044 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,839 INHALES 1045 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,080 ..oh, you're going to make the best dad, Jimbo. 1046 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,839 So if you're in, 1047 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,599 I'm in too. 1048 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,079 So... 1049 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,680 ..uh, just hurry up. 1050 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,000 Come and save me from my family. 1051 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,680 Love you. 1052 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,239 Well, I have to say I was really rather impressed, 1053 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,879 one way or another. 1054 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,040 Well... You don't think so? I don't know. 1055 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,079 PHONE VIBRATES 1056 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,039 Leni? 1057 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,799 Erm, so I can't really talk to you now. 1058 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,839 I'm calling from the hospital. 1059 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,120 My colleagues are trying to get hold of Rose. 1060 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,480 It's James. 1061 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,119 CHEERFUL CHATTER 1062 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,760 I'm sorry! 1063 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,560 What's wrong? 1064 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,559 NATHAN: There she is. 1065 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,079 GAEL STRUMS GUITAR AND SINGS 1066 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,399 NINA: Hannah? 1067 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,520 Hi. 1068 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,639 Never going to happen. 1069 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:04,960 Hannah? 1070 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,280 WHISPERS: Something's wrong. 1071 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,279 I'm so sorry, Rose. It's James. 1072 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,760 It's James. 1073 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,800 What? No, I... 1074 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:35,880 What? 1075 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,119 No, I... 1076 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,600 What? 1077 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,239 THUD 1078 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,080 BRAKES SCREECH 1079 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,320 GENTLE SOMBRE MUSIC 1080 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,639 Mrs Cutler... I'm sorry. 1081 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,200 MUSIC MUFFLES 1082 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,320 Erm... 1083 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,400 WHISPERS: It's OK. I'm OK. 1084 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,359 I'm OK. I'm OK. 1085 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,679 I'm fine. 1086 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,200 I'm OK. I'm fine. 1087 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,359 I'm fine... 1088 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,639 I'm fine! 1089 00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,520 SOBS 1090 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,120 PHONE RINGS 1091 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,880 Hello? 1092 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,880 He's gone. 1093 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,200 VOICE BREAKING: Nathan, he's gone. 1094 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,360 It's OK, Hannah. I'm here. 1095 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,439 I'm not going anywhere. 1096 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,039 MUSIC 1097 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,679 ♪ This won't be wasted 1098 00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,919 ♪ I'll go the extra mile... ♪ 1099 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,759 Hey. 1100 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:08,360 ♪ I know you want to chase this into the river wild 1101 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,280 ♪ I see the pain in you 1102 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:22,160 ♪ I know you've lost your cool 1103 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:30,319 ♪ After the storm is over 1104 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,960 ♪ I'll build a boat for you... ♪ 74258

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