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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
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Newfoundland, 1901.
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Is-a to-o low, idiota.
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Too low. Bring up-a!
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Fine weather we're having
��. Macaroni, wha?
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Marconi! Macaroni is a pasta.
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- Yeah, whatever you say, Madoci.
- Macaroni!
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Batteria!
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Connect the battery-a.
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Santa Lucia!
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Today,
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we make history-a!
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Mam-ma Mia!
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Washington D.C.
in the very near future
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Lexx 4.01- Little Blue Planet
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Mr President, last Tuesday ATF
agents working at SETI,
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the civilian organisation that searches
for extra terrestrial intelligence,
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reported that a twelve year old boy
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from Sulphur, Louisiana -
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ostensibly as part of a school
science project,
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called SETI headquarters to report
that he had spotted a large,
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self-propelled unidentified object
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in the vicinity of the Earth's moon.
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Do not be misled by feelings of
sympathy for this boy, Mr President,
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he's likely part of the greatest threat
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the human race has ever faced.
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The discovery of extra terrestrial
life in the Earth's
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vicinity automatically triggered
the Hague-Schlieffen plan,
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and the ATF went into immediate action.
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We eliminated all personages
employed at SETI,
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along with their relatives
and acquaintances,
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and we destroyed their
headquarters building.
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The FBI effectively credited this
action to religious fanatics,
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and our news organisations, with the
exception of a few
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insignificant journalists,
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effectively bought the deception.
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As per the plan, any potentially
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suspicious journalists were eliminated
by the CIA.
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I think we should congratulate
the FBI, the CIA,
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and the boys at the Bureau of
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
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on a job well done.
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Remind me, what is the
Hague-Schlieffen plan?
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The secret legislation authorised
by Senators Hague and Schlieffen
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which you signed into law last year -
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they agreed to forget that little
unpleasantness
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with the French ambassador's daughter.
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Mr President, a communication has been
arranged between you and the aliens.
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It's due to start at 09:00.
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That's in exactly 37 seconds.
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But I'm not prepared for that,
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- you know I never speak without -
- Don't worry, Mr President.
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All possible answers have been
carefully authored
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by our best scientists
and philosophers.
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Just follow the reply cards.
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Do not say anything that
is not on the cards.
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The fate of the Earth
is in your hands.
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Do not be misled by outward
appearances, Mr President.
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These aliens are more
advanced than we are,
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and can likely display
themselves in ways
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calculated to make us lower our guard.
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Stick to the cards.
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OK, so -
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you're there, we're here.
What's the deal?
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We are a benign species, opposed
to interplanetary conflict,
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and believe in equal opportunity
for all beings,
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regardless of age, race, gender, sexual
orientation or planet of origin.
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That's nice. Look,
let me start over, OK?
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I want you to tell me what
the people on your planet
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are gonna do to make Stanley H Tweedle
a happier man.
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- Is this right?
- Stick to the cards, Mr President.
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All possibilities have been anticipated.
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Do not deviate from the cards.
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Congratulations on your birthday.
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How'd you know it's my birthday?
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We look forward to sharing the many
benefits of our combined knowledge.
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Er, look - I don't know when my birthday
is, and I don't think you do either, OK?
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Whatever. Let's get down to some
real business here.
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Now, I wanna know about your planet.
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Why would a guy like me wanna
go down there?
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Tell us about your species -
are you friendly?
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Yeah, very, under the right
circumstances, if you know what I mean.
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You see, I'm just a man,
like any other man,
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- Stick to the cards, Mr President.
- a regular guy, with hopes and dreams,
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and an interest in the finer things
that life has to offer,
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especially warm, cuddly,
smoochy things -
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you know what I mean.
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Our planet is decaying in its own filth,
and is best avoided by all aliens.
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Look pal, I don't know what
you're going on about,
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OK, except it doesn't make
any sense at all.
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Look - what I want is a place
with nice beaches
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and good food and open
minded interesting
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attractive women and not
a whole lot else.
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So, start helping me out here, OK?
Make this work for me.
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OK, so buddy, you're president of
something or other, whoever you are,
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I think you should know
I am Stanley H Tweedle,
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and I'm captain of the most powerful
destructive force in the two universes,
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and I've blown up plenty of planets,
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and if I don't start getting a
little co-operation from you,
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I'm going to use your little blue
planet for target practice!
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We have the capacity, and the will,
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to defend ourselves
aggressively against
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any and all unfriendly alien intrusion.
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Oh yeah? Well, OK, if that's the way
you want it, fine by me!
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I've had quite enough attitude from you.
This conversation is over!
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The Earth is clearly threatened,
Mr President.
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It's time to put the full
Hague-Schlieffen into effect.
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I prefer to use my lucky pen,
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if you don't mind, Isambard.
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Here - try my lucky pen.
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I mean it. There are good planets,
and there are bad planets,
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and that is definitely not a good one,
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and I think the whole universe would
just be far better off without it.
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Lexx -
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Blow up that stupid blue planet!
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Just - just - blow it up!
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Lexx -
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could you blow up that planet
if I asked you to?
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Yes I could, captain.
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I can blow up any planet you want.
That is what I do.
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Thank you Lexx.
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But we will not blow it up - yet.
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It's just - How come you still
have the key to the Lexx, huh?
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I'm the captain, and I think I should
have the key back right now!
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Kai.
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Kai.
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Don't you agree with me? I am the captain,
and I should have the key back.
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Well, as we all know,
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you can only get the key from me
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if I'm in the extreme
of sexual ecstasy -
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or on the very edge of death.
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Neither of which is about
to happen right now.
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Kill the bitch, Stan!
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The security guard can become
captain and blow up the planet,
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and Kai, and I, and Kai, can sail off
together on a slut free voyage.
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In my memories, I have but limited
knowledge of this universe.
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However,
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I believe that this planet is at the very
centre of the darkest part of the Dark Zone.
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It may be advisable
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to leave the vicinity as soon as possible.
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OK, well, that's enough for me.
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Just come on Xev, just blow up the stupid
planet and then we can go someplace else
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and we can find ourselves a nice planet.
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It makes little difference whether or
not you destroy this planet.
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It is a type 13 planet, which typically
destroys itself
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- at about this stage of its development.
- How?
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Sometimes through war, often through
environmental catastrophe.
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But more commonly a type 13 planet is
unintentionally
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collapsed into a pea sized object
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by scientists trying to determine the
mass of the Higgs-Bosen particle.
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Xev -
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ask the Lexx how long it will
take him to reach the nearest
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other solar system.
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Lexx, how long will it take you to
reach the next solar system?
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I do not know.
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I was only able to eat
a few small rocky bites,
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after I blew up the desert
and water planets,
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and they were not very tasty.
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I an still very hungry,
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so I cannot go very fast.
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The Lexx has very little power
reserve remaining.
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It could take hundreds of standard years
to reach the next solar system,
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and even if he shuts down fully,
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he may not be revivable once we arrive.
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It's obvious.
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The slut and the security guard
should go down
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to the stupid planet and
join the other lowlifes,
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and the robot head and
the corpse he lusts
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after will stay up here on the
Lexx forever and ever.
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The next solar system may or may not
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have the digestible organic material
that the Lexx needs.
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This one clearly does.
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- Any last words, Cobra?
- Yes Sir.
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Could somebody please clean my
fingernails, they're filthy!
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They're filthy!
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The pinky.
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Thank you.
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Yes it is.
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Yes.
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Yes sir.
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- The governor?
- No, the ATF.
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The ATF?
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The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco
and Firearms.
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Are you sure about him?
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Cobra is the most psychotic killer on
the planet, and therefore perfect.
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Mr Cobra -
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is that how you like to be addressed?
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Just Cobra.
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Cobra.
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Well, you have two choices, Mr Cobra.
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You can either go straight back
to the electric chair
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and be executed for your many crimes,
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or you can save the human race
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by assassinating its most
dangerous enemy.
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What's the deal?
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The deal is that you will be sent
up in the space shuttle
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to intercept an enemy alien spacecraft.
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You will then board the craft
and kill the crew.
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I don't know how to drive
a space shuttle.
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Think of it as a taxi.
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NASA pilots will be doing the driving.
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All that you will have to do is what we
all agree you are very good at doing -
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- the killing.
- What's my reward?
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Certain death.
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It's a one way mission.
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The shuttle will use all its fuel
to get to the alien craft.
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There will be no return journey.
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The only payment
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will be your opportunity
to do some more
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maiming, mutilation and murder
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before entering oblivion yourself.
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Now there's room on the shuttle
for three more men -
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Black Berets, CIA special ops,
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Vaticanos - anyone you want.
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I need only two men -
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Mustafa Alhambra,
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and Ray Simonovitch.
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And where might one find
these two gentlemen?
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Half the CIA is on Alhambra's
trail in Afghanistan.
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That's Mohammed Alhambra.
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Mustafa Alhambra - he's
a manicurist, in Boston.
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Ray Simonovitch -
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he's my personal trainer.
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So - do we have a deal?
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Green lights all the way, Houston.
We're on our way to the moon.
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God speed, Mission Light Brigade.
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We're with you all the way.
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Just across the bay.
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What do you mean by that?
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They are safe and sound on Earth.
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Not up here, on a one way trip.
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You NASA guys might be
on a one way trip -
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not me.
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- Me neither.
- Face it -
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there's no going home for any of us,
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and I consider it an honour and
a privilege to give my life
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to save the whole human race.
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So, tell us -
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how do you drive this thing?
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First you have to become
a top gun pilot.
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Then you have to spend eight very
challenging years in simulators
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before your name even
gets on the list.
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But it's not really that hard,
once you get used to it.
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Show me.
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You put this lever here in drive,
when you want to go forward,
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and "R", when you want to go in reverse.
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And, er, how do you control the speed?
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With this pedal down at your foot -
just like in a car.
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00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,067
I am so hungry.
249
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,171
I could eat a whole continent.
250
00:18:49,972 --> 00:18:51,774
But you're only going to eat
251
00:18:51,809 --> 00:18:54,311
a small green salad.
252
00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,645
You heard him, Lexx.
253
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,683
Just enough to keep you going.
254
00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:02,955
Just a small green - what?
255
00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:05,924
Salad.
256
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:08,424
Salad.
257
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,928
A small green salad is not enough
258
00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:13,398
for me to fly away at full speed.
259
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:16,001
Mission Light Brigade?
260
00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:18,236
Mission Light Brigade?
261
00:19:19,873 --> 00:19:20,907
Yes, Houston?
262
00:19:21,874 --> 00:19:25,446
New information, the alien craft has
left it's stationary orbit
263
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:26,714
on dark side of the moon,
264
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:29,281
and is now on a trajectory
aimed directly
265
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,820
towards the Earth, in the vicinity
of south America.
266
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,955
We recommend that you
modify your course.
267
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:35,122
Yes, Houston?
268
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:37,826
Can we speak to Commander
Bricklin or Dr Truro?
269
00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:42,564
Er - they're having a little
oxygen problem Houston,
270
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,367
and are tied up in the back.
271
00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:45,700
Can we see them?
272
00:19:45,735 --> 00:19:48,205
Big negative on that, Houston.
273
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,004
I'm sorry, but we insist.
274
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:52,309
We must see officers
Truro and Bricklin.
275
00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:53,910
OK
276
00:19:54,012 --> 00:19:57,415
but only if you really, really insist.
277
00:19:57,548 --> 00:19:59,550
We really, really insist.
278
00:19:59,651 --> 00:20:03,221
OK.
You asked for it.
279
00:20:07,026 --> 00:20:08,327
Smile Truro,
280
00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:10,664
and you, Bricklin.
281
00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:12,832
Cheese!
282
00:20:15,969 --> 00:20:17,037
Look!
283
00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:34,022
It's working.
284
00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:38,061
It's coming at us real fast, Cobra.
We'd better slow down.
285
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,166
No brakes, this thing has no brakes!
286
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:43,968
It must have been an option.
287
00:20:46,235 --> 00:20:49,374
Mmm. Mmm. Mmmm.
288
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,745
First a tasty snack, then a salad.
289
00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:55,312
I am excited today.
290
00:20:55,914 --> 00:20:57,950
The other way, the other way!
291
00:21:03,422 --> 00:21:04,457
Go back!
292
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:09,397
Go back, you're going to hit it!
293
00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:13,667
The alien space ship, it's
turning with us!
294
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,797
Houston. Houston!
295
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,666
Can you read me?
296
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:44,902
What is that?
297
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,979
Hey!
298
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,852
Eww!
299
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:09,296
Ready?
300
00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:17,273
I really think you should
switch that off.
301
00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:28,117
Well, they said it would be
a one way trip.
302
00:22:28,152 --> 00:22:29,119
What we do now?
303
00:22:49,642 --> 00:22:51,611
We have contact.
304
00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:56,317
Mother Gaia, we thank you for
the gift of this divine moment.
305
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,752
It's beginning.
306
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:02,991
We should be able to see them
with the naked eye soon.
307
00:23:07,128 --> 00:23:08,696
It's really happening, honey.
308
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:11,533
I'm right here in the middle
of the Amazon jungle,
309
00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:15,504
watching the last living pair of
luminescent Paraguayan toucans
310
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:19,476
doing the glowing thing - just
like on the Discovery Channel.
311
00:23:20,243 --> 00:23:22,145
A bird that only a few years ago was
312
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:24,048
thought to be just an Indian legend,
313
00:23:24,214 --> 00:23:27,051
which I am about to capture
on my own camera.
314
00:23:31,056 --> 00:23:32,690
What was that?
315
00:23:33,024 --> 00:23:34,093
I don't know.
316
00:23:34,358 --> 00:23:37,929
Hey - you guys said this part of the
jungle was totally undisturbed
317
00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:38,964
in fact, you guaranteed it.
318
00:23:38,999 --> 00:23:42,568
You bring those birds back, or return
my twelve thousand bucks.
319
00:23:42,603 --> 00:23:43,903
Those birds are back here
in ten minutes,
320
00:23:43,938 --> 00:23:45,504
or you're gonna hear from my lawyer!
321
00:23:51,979 --> 00:23:54,513
As we predicted, the exit polls
are confirming
322
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:57,585
that the Republicans and Democratic
candidates are neck and neck.
323
00:23:58,285 --> 00:24:02,658
But an early curiosity is the equally
strong showing for independent candidate,
324
00:24:03,058 --> 00:24:06,328
war hero Reginald J Priest.
325
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,997
Who is Reginald J Priest?
326
00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:10,966
Reginald J Priest is
the Vietnam war pilot
327
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:13,771
shot down over Laos in 1969,
328
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,539
who hid in the jungle for the
last three decades,
329
00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:19,210
until he turned himself into
a Belgian tour bus
330
00:24:20,276 --> 00:24:23,280
turned himself over to a Belgian
tour bus, earlier this year.
331
00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:25,449
I don't understand this at all.
332
00:24:25,516 --> 00:24:27,518
Typically, we find voters
333
00:24:27,919 --> 00:24:29,988
who are frustrated with the
traditional parties,
334
00:24:30,022 --> 00:24:31,690
often express this frustration
335
00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:34,093
by casting their ballots
for independents.
336
00:24:34,894 --> 00:24:37,596
So it may be that this
particular exit sample
337
00:24:37,631 --> 00:24:40,299
is telling us that Americans
are very frustrated.
338
00:24:40,701 --> 00:24:41,468
But I have to admit,
339
00:24:42,168 --> 00:24:44,838
it's certainly a first to see
so many voters
340
00:24:44,873 --> 00:24:47,509
support the same, almost
unknown candidate.
341
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:51,312
No-one, including us, seems to know very
much about Reginald J Priest,
342
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,450
other than the fact that he was
a Vietnam War MIA.
343
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,752
But we remind you that this is
just an early exit poll,
344
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:01,057
which will likely have little further
meaning as the official results
345
00:25:01,092 --> 00:25:02,892
start pouring in from across the nation.
346
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,960
You know Bob, I have to admit
347
00:25:05,494 --> 00:25:07,463
hat in the privacy of the poll
booth this morning,
348
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,965
I couldn't bring myself to vote
for either one.
349
00:25:10,701 --> 00:25:14,938
And Reginald Priest did hold out
in the jungle for 32 years,
350
00:25:15,373 --> 00:25:17,175
so I put my mark beside his name,
351
00:25:17,442 --> 00:25:19,477
- and it looks like a lot of other people have had
- This is Prince.
352
00:25:19,544 --> 00:25:20,846
- the same bright idea.
- Really?
353
00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:22,714
This could skew the results!
354
00:25:23,048 --> 00:25:25,385
Mr President, it's the National
Security Council.
355
00:25:25,452 --> 00:25:27,519
Can't they leave me alone, it's
the middle of election night!
356
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:30,889
They say that the alien spacecraft
has taken a bite out
357
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,860
of the Amazon rain forest,
leaving a large lake.
358
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:37,531
Maybe this Priest guy will siphon
off votes from Huff more than me.
359
00:25:37,565 --> 00:25:39,366
Maybe this is just what I need
to go over the top.
360
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,104
NASA has lost contact with the space
shuttle and think that the crew are dead.
361
00:25:43,504 --> 00:25:46,140
Who cares about the stupid space shuttle
362
00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:47,842
in the middle of election night?!
363
00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:51,780
Reports are pouring in from all
over the eastern time zone and -
364
00:25:53,082 --> 00:25:54,150
and -
365
00:25:55,218 --> 00:25:58,121
er, ladies and gentlemen, the computer
is making a prediction
366
00:25:58,589 --> 00:26:01,392
that the President of the
United States of America
367
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,394
for the next four years will be -
368
00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:07,064
Repeat it please.
369
00:26:09,199 --> 00:26:10,234
What?!
370
00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:14,472
Hold on, please. We are experiencing
technical difficulty
371
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,375
You know the computer's been
wrong before!
372
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:24,551
Democracy never fails to
humiliate the arrogant,
373
00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:27,620
whether they be experienced
political pundits,
374
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:31,158
or politicians who've lost the
faith of the American people.
375
00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:35,162
the next President of the
United States of America
376
00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:38,832
is independent candidate, and
Vietnam war hero -
377
00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:40,436
Reginald J Priest.
378
00:26:41,069 --> 00:26:44,907
We take you now live to Mr Priest's
campaign headquarters
379
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:47,076
in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
380
00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:51,115
My first official act will be to pardon
President Davidson for his crimes.
381
00:26:52,014 --> 00:26:53,783
What crimes are you referring to?
382
00:26:53,849 --> 00:26:54,919
All of them.
383
00:26:54,952 --> 00:26:55,952
Well, that's a relief.
384
00:26:56,486 --> 00:26:59,724
It's part of my policy of a general
amnesty for all criminals
385
00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:01,358
whose names begin with the letter "P".
386
00:27:01,992 --> 00:27:04,428
But - Davidson starts with a "D".
387
00:27:06,497 --> 00:27:07,700
Both "P" and "D" then.
388
00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:13,271
The people have let me down.
389
00:27:13,739 --> 00:27:16,376
The people are human beings, Mr President
390
00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:20,381
and human beings are a flawed species.
391
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,001
Captain?
392
00:27:24,036 --> 00:27:25,284
What, 790?
393
00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:28,656
You don't mind if I still call you
captain, even tough Xev has the key?
394
00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:29,923
No.
395
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:33,111
Do you think there's any chance
my beloved dead man
396
00:27:33,146 --> 00:27:36,132
might prefer to be with a dirty
little love slave over
397
00:27:36,165 --> 00:27:39,267
a good looking, clever, passionate,
well oiled robot head
398
00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:41,904
who pines for his stiffness
every second of the day?
399
00:27:42,538 --> 00:27:44,508
- I wouldn't rule it out.
- What?!
400
00:27:44,608 --> 00:27:47,243
Actually, you know, I think Kai
does prefer to be with Xev.
401
00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:48,979
Kill the cow, Stanley!
402
00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:51,114
It's the best thing you could
ever do for me.
403
00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:54,552
And when Xev dies, the key will
leave her and flow into your body
404
00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:56,186
and you will be captain again.
405
00:27:56,354 --> 00:27:57,689
You know, 790,
406
00:27:58,089 --> 00:27:59,458
you've got a one track mind.
407
00:27:59,557 --> 00:28:01,960
- Thank you.
- Xev will give me the key back,
408
00:28:01,995 --> 00:28:03,696
and I will be captain again, I know it.
409
00:28:03,861 --> 00:28:04,728
You won't.
410
00:28:04,763 --> 00:28:07,901
The only way to get it out of her is to
either bring her to the extreme edge
411
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,769
of sexual ecstasy or to
the moment of death.
412
00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:12,836
You can't bring Xev to the
edge of sexual ecstasy
413
00:28:12,871 --> 00:28:15,643
because she finds you utterly
and completely repulsive,
414
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:18,546
so that means you have to kill
her sooner or later,
415
00:28:18,612 --> 00:28:20,381
and I would prefer sooner.
416
00:28:20,414 --> 00:28:22,548
You know, 790, I admit sometimes
417
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:25,019
Xev really does make me feel
like wanting to kill her,
418
00:28:25,052 --> 00:28:28,291
you see, but I'm not a
psychotic robot head
419
00:28:28,326 --> 00:28:30,625
so the answer is definitely no.
420
00:28:30,826 --> 00:28:31,794
I'll kill her then.
421
00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:32,962
No you won't.
422
00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:35,331
Yes I will.
423
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:38,201
- How?
- I'll find a way.
424
00:28:38,236 --> 00:28:39,535
I will!
425
00:28:51,549 --> 00:28:53,084
I'll kill her for you.
426
00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:54,285
You will?
427
00:28:54,453 --> 00:28:55,720
You show me
428
00:28:56,554 --> 00:28:59,325
how to get the key to drive this ship,
429
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,361
and that dirty little love slave
430
00:29:03,096 --> 00:29:04,364
will be history.
431
00:29:04,597 --> 00:29:08,101
You're not attracted to six thousand
year old dead men, are you?
432
00:29:08,402 --> 00:29:09,669
In what sense?
433
00:29:10,204 --> 00:29:13,574
In the romantic and devoted,
uncontrollably, madly,
434
00:29:13,609 --> 00:29:15,911
passionate robot head in love sense.
435
00:29:18,813 --> 00:29:19,881
No.
436
00:29:22,384 --> 00:29:23,484
I could be.
437
00:29:32,463 --> 00:29:34,298
790's circuits are fried.
438
00:29:35,766 --> 00:29:37,501
Well, he says he wants to kill Xev,
439
00:29:37,801 --> 00:29:41,906
because he thinks that you might
prefer to be with her instead of him.
440
00:29:41,972 --> 00:29:44,076
The dead do not have preferences.
441
00:29:44,276 --> 00:29:46,210
Well, the mechanical minded
definitely do.
442
00:29:46,445 --> 00:29:48,681
Look, I'm afraid that if you
don't tell him right
443
00:29:48,715 --> 00:29:51,283
now that he's not allowed to kill Xev,
he just might find a way to do it.
444
00:29:51,383 --> 00:29:53,453
Do you want me to destroy 790?
445
00:29:53,653 --> 00:29:54,720
Yes!
446
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,190
Well - a no, and.
447
00:29:56,689 --> 00:29:59,425
Look, he's definitely irritating,
babbling all day long about you
448
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:01,761
- and your dead body, but he is -
- What?
449
00:30:02,396 --> 00:30:03,930
I dunno - he's
450
00:30:04,732 --> 00:30:07,068
- He's a-
- Useful?
451
00:30:07,301 --> 00:30:10,840
No, no - um -
452
00:30:13,975 --> 00:30:16,144
- What, then?
- Well, look, much as I don't like him,
453
00:30:16,179 --> 00:30:18,114
and I mean that when I say it -
454
00:30:18,714 --> 00:30:22,452
er, it's just I don't want to see him
thrown onto the scrap heap just yet
455
00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:25,921
because - he's part of the
family, I guess.
456
00:30:26,156 --> 00:30:27,258
What family?
457
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,529
Us.
458
00:30:34,765 --> 00:30:37,234
And Kai, you gotta help me put
some sense into Xev.
459
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,937
The Lexx ate, so we should move on.
460
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,607
- Where?
- To a planet where people aren't so rude.
461
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:45,078
Lexx has eaten enough to sustain
his systems for now,
462
00:30:45,676 --> 00:30:47,711
but he must consume far more
organic material
463
00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:50,517
if he is to be able to travel
any distance at full speed.
464
00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:53,053
Oh, so what do you suggest?
465
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:56,689
The dead do not make suggestions...
466
00:30:57,358 --> 00:30:58,359
normally.
467
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:02,797
But there is clearly more than sufficient
organic material on the blue planet
468
00:31:03,464 --> 00:31:06,101
o satisfy Lexx's dietary needs.
469
00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:16,446
Isn't that the space shuttle?
470
00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:32,964
Xev.
471
00:31:34,967 --> 00:31:36,768
May I do that for you?
472
00:31:38,372 --> 00:31:39,805
Who are you?
473
00:31:40,674 --> 00:31:42,275
I am a love slave.
474
00:31:43,543 --> 00:31:45,545
I thought all love slaves were women.
475
00:31:45,913 --> 00:31:47,314
Why?
476
00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:53,087
Where'd you come from?
477
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,525
I've been on he Lexx for a long time,
478
00:31:56,658 --> 00:31:59,193
since you first left the Cluster.
479
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,096
How come I've never seen you before?
480
00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:04,000
The Lexx is a big ship.
481
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,769
It certainly is - big.
482
00:32:07,771 --> 00:32:08,803
How'd you survive?
483
00:32:08,838 --> 00:32:10,940
I placed myself in a cell,
484
00:32:10,974 --> 00:32:12,976
in the moth breeding chamber.
485
00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:16,680
Xev - I am a love slave.
486
00:32:17,715 --> 00:32:19,349
I have special needs,
487
00:32:19,649 --> 00:32:22,521
and special talents.
488
00:32:24,488 --> 00:32:28,527
I... definitely have special needs -
489
00:32:30,128 --> 00:32:32,230
and very special talents.
490
00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:36,903
Four thousand years
491
00:32:37,104 --> 00:32:39,272
is a long time.
492
00:32:39,307 --> 00:32:41,140
Too long.
493
00:32:41,909 --> 00:32:43,878
How do you know my name?
494
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,814
A love slave has to be careful
to survive.
495
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:50,551
I've been watching you for a long time.
496
00:32:50,685 --> 00:32:53,189
I just could not hold on any longer.
497
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:56,693
Neither can I.
498
00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:03,132
790, promise me you will not
do anything to harm Xev.
499
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:05,670
Kai, my circuits are sizzling
with desire!
500
00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:08,773
Let's run away, the two of us.
We don't need the Lexx.
501
00:33:08,973 --> 00:33:10,174
We don't need oxygen.
502
00:33:10,374 --> 00:33:13,945
We can spend the rest of our lives
in a vacuum - on that moon!
503
00:33:13,978 --> 00:33:17,116
Kai is not going to spend
the rest of his life
504
00:33:17,249 --> 00:33:19,484
anywhere, because
505
00:33:20,219 --> 00:33:21,487
Kai is dead.
506
00:33:21,787 --> 00:33:24,022
I know that, and I don't
have a body either,
507
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:27,727
but my love is very much alive,
so what else do we need?
508
00:33:28,861 --> 00:33:31,432
- Stan?
- What now, meat grinder?
509
00:33:31,499 --> 00:33:32,532
Let's talk.
510
00:33:32,565 --> 00:33:34,132
Yeah, about what?
511
00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:36,169
- Things.
- What things?
512
00:33:36,436 --> 00:33:38,774
You and me. Our friendship.
513
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:43,311
How we both desire other people, but can
never find the fulfilment we seek.
514
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,779
We have a lot in common.
515
00:33:45,814 --> 00:33:49,117
Oh, I have nothing in common with you, pal.
516
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,921
- What is it, 790?
- What?
517
00:33:52,954 --> 00:33:54,924
There is something you are not telling us.
518
00:33:54,959 --> 00:33:58,695
Oh...
519
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:02,934
- What?
- It hurts to lust for the dead.
520
00:34:02,969 --> 00:34:03,967
That is not it.
521
00:34:05,102 --> 00:34:06,704
Well what is it then?
522
00:34:06,739 --> 00:34:07,806
You tell us.
523
00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:09,541
Is it something about Xev?
524
00:34:12,243 --> 00:34:13,446
Answer.
525
00:34:14,479 --> 00:34:17,717
I told them everything they needed
to know in order to get the key,
526
00:34:17,752 --> 00:34:19,251
and they agreed to kill Xev for me.
527
00:34:19,286 --> 00:34:20,252
Who?
528
00:34:20,287 --> 00:34:23,689
I don't know! The evil murderers
who came onto the bridge.
529
00:34:23,957 --> 00:34:26,126
I don't care as long as
they get rid of Xev.
530
00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:49,284
I have a surprise for you, Xev.
531
00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:51,989
What's that?
532
00:34:53,723 --> 00:34:55,727
I'm a bad boy.
533
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:58,929
I don't mind.
534
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:04,436
No, but you don't understand -
I am a very bad boy.
535
00:35:06,839 --> 00:35:09,375
I'm a very bad girl.
536
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:12,212
I do believe that, baby,
537
00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:14,680
but what I mean is that
538
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:19,853
all I intended to do was kill you -
539
00:35:21,189 --> 00:35:22,723
to get the key to this ship.
540
00:35:24,292 --> 00:35:26,994
But now that I've seen what you
look like in the flesh,
541
00:35:27,029 --> 00:35:30,098
I'm going to break with my tradition
542
00:35:30,232 --> 00:35:32,501
and do you first.
543
00:35:33,269 --> 00:35:36,471
And once I have my complete
544
00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:39,209
personal
545
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,844
and uniquely
546
00:35:42,947 --> 00:35:44,881
special satisfaction,
547
00:35:45,383 --> 00:35:47,585
I'm going to squeeze the breath
548
00:35:48,085 --> 00:35:50,088
right out of you.
549
00:35:53,123 --> 00:35:55,160
Why are you telling me this?
550
00:35:57,496 --> 00:36:00,665
It makes it more exciting, doesn't it?
551
00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:03,334
- No.
- Well it does for me
552
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,804
baby, and that's all that counts.
553
00:36:05,839 --> 00:36:08,943
You see - I am not a baby,
554
00:36:09,342 --> 00:36:11,177
and - yes.
555
00:36:12,912 --> 00:36:14,347
Go ahead, big boy
556
00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:17,418
and do me.
557
00:36:21,022 --> 00:36:22,823
O... o. I dig,
558
00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:25,293
dig your claws.
559
00:36:25,328 --> 00:36:27,195
They're nice
560
00:36:31,366 --> 00:36:33,569
but not perfect.
561
00:36:33,770 --> 00:36:37,541
- What?
- Oh... Your nails.
562
00:36:37,741 --> 00:36:38,908
What about them?
563
00:36:39,977 --> 00:36:44,047
I'm going to smooth off a
few of the rough edges.
564
00:36:44,281 --> 00:36:47,086
And when I am satisfied that
they are as perfect
565
00:36:47,153 --> 00:36:50,088
as they can be - I will kill you.
566
00:36:50,923 --> 00:36:52,841
I don't think you're well.
567
00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:54,760
No, I definitely am not
568
00:36:56,395 --> 00:36:57,763
but I promise you -
569
00:36:58,664 --> 00:37:00,132
you will be a well
570
00:37:00,933 --> 00:37:02,435
manicured
571
00:37:03,303 --> 00:37:04,770
corpse.
572
00:37:12,346 --> 00:37:13,446
What was that?
573
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,819
I'm a little more than
just a love slave.
574
00:37:16,854 --> 00:37:19,621
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
575
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,991
I'm also part Cluster lizard.
576
00:37:25,362 --> 00:37:26,460
A what?
577
00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:28,463
A hot tempered
578
00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:33,037
and very nasty animal.
579
00:37:41,213 --> 00:37:43,482
You almost got it right, baby,
580
00:37:44,283 --> 00:37:47,017
but it's me who's going to do you.
581
00:37:47,118 --> 00:37:49,454
And once I've got my
582
00:37:49,489 --> 00:37:52,625
complete and personal satisfaction,
583
00:37:53,193 --> 00:37:56,930
then I'm going to snap in you two.
584
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,444
I suggest that you stand
behind me, Stanley.
585
00:38:09,611 --> 00:38:12,246
- Why?
- As an assassin of the Divine Order,
586
00:38:12,281 --> 00:38:15,617
I am rather familiar with the sequence
of events now likely to occur.
587
00:38:15,718 --> 00:38:16,786
OK.
588
00:38:17,787 --> 00:38:18,889
Where is Xev?
589
00:38:19,523 --> 00:38:21,223
You mean the dirty little love slave?
590
00:38:21,657 --> 00:38:23,427
Xev is a love slave
591
00:38:23,794 --> 00:38:25,996
and also the only woman
onboard this vessel.
592
00:38:26,031 --> 00:38:28,866
Well, she's about to have
593
00:38:29,368 --> 00:38:32,202
a problem with her oxygen supply.
594
00:38:34,172 --> 00:38:36,075
I will not permit that.
595
00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:38,445
Oh, is that right?
596
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,745
Yes. That is right.
597
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,815
You're asking for it, paleface
598
00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,120
and I'm happy to give it to you.
599
00:39:00,734 --> 00:39:01,970
What happend?
600
00:39:02,304 --> 00:39:04,039
- They are dead.
- How?
601
00:39:06,074 --> 00:39:09,378
Divine assassins are very
efficient killers.
602
00:39:10,213 --> 00:39:11,448
What was that sound?
603
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,547
What sound?
604
00:39:12,949 --> 00:39:14,150
That banging.
605
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,185
Nothing.
606
00:39:16,452 --> 00:39:17,553
You're lying.
607
00:39:19,622 --> 00:39:20,891
What's that thing in your hand?
608
00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:22,192
It's a gun.
609
00:39:22,659 --> 00:39:24,662
- What's a gun?
- You don't know?
610
00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:25,662
No.
611
00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:29,868
A gun is the last thing
you're ever going to see.
612
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:31,904
Bye, bye.
613
00:39:50,325 --> 00:39:53,461
Bye, bye, baby.
614
00:39:54,096 --> 00:39:56,732
I guess I must have been near
the edge of death.
615
00:39:57,132 --> 00:40:00,569
The very edge - and the key knew it.
616
00:40:03,173 --> 00:40:04,207
Thank you.
617
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:07,377
You're welcome.
618
00:40:09,512 --> 00:40:11,215
Too bad though.
619
00:40:11,549 --> 00:40:12,615
Excuse me?
620
00:40:15,352 --> 00:40:19,424
I was hoping to have a little
fun with him first.
621
00:40:20,257 --> 00:40:23,795
I don't understand you, Xev.
I don't understand you at all.
622
00:40:26,933 --> 00:40:28,032
Lexx?
623
00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:29,969
Yes, captain?
624
00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:31,537
Who's your captain?
625
00:40:31,571 --> 00:40:34,774
Stan, Stan,
626
00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:37,978
and only Stan.
627
00:40:46,254 --> 00:40:49,492
Hey - just like my Buick Routemaster.
628
00:40:50,358 --> 00:40:51,660
What's that?
629
00:40:53,295 --> 00:40:56,867
It says Department of Energy on it.
630
00:40:56,902 --> 00:40:58,468
Don't they make atomic bombs?
631
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:09,112
What was that?
632
00:41:11,548 --> 00:41:12,416
Yeah, what was it?
633
00:41:12,718 --> 00:41:16,355
I think I must have eaten
something hot.
634
00:41:16,521 --> 00:41:20,790
That was a 23.4 megaton
nuclear explosion,
635
00:41:20,825 --> 00:41:23,596
likely caused by a fusion
of tritium and hydrogen.
636
00:41:23,796 --> 00:41:26,466
Typically the most advanced
weapons of 13 type planets
637
00:41:26,499 --> 00:41:27,735
prior to their collapse.
638
00:41:27,802 --> 00:41:29,636
- So.
- So?
639
00:41:29,669 --> 00:41:31,371
So, I'm gonna blow up that planet.
640
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:34,041
Lexx can eat the chunks. Oh yeah.
641
00:41:36,144 --> 00:41:37,211
No.
642
00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:40,549
No? What do you mean, no, Xev?
It's a type 13 planet,
643
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:42,017
they just tried to blow us up
and kill us.
644
00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:44,385
And they are completely rude.
645
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,988
I've seen just enough of
this planet already.
646
00:41:47,055 --> 00:41:48,824
Let's just blast it and get outta here!
647
00:41:48,859 --> 00:41:51,527
Just because some people are bad doesn't
mean the whole planet is bad.
648
00:41:51,626 --> 00:41:54,829
OK, Xev, OK. If you really,
649
00:41:54,864 --> 00:41:57,634
really insist, I'll agree to leave
without blowing it up, but
650
00:41:57,669 --> 00:42:00,571
I will not agree to staying
here any longer.
651
00:42:00,671 --> 00:42:03,574
Fine. We can leave - after
I check it out.
652
00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:06,710
Oh, no, Xev, why?
653
00:42:06,743 --> 00:42:09,849
Because I'm part Cluster lizard,
and Cluster lizards are carnivores
654
00:42:09,884 --> 00:42:11,583
and that makes me have a curious nature.
655
00:42:12,451 --> 00:42:14,721
And - it might have some potential.
656
00:42:14,756 --> 00:42:17,289
Potential? What potential?
657
00:42:17,324 --> 00:42:19,025
The potential to
658
00:42:19,726 --> 00:42:21,128
satisfy a woman.
659
00:42:21,963 --> 00:42:23,564
Look, what do you have in mind?
660
00:42:24,431 --> 00:42:26,133
What I have in mind, is
661
00:42:26,768 --> 00:42:28,936
get in a moth, go down to
little blue planet
662
00:42:28,971 --> 00:42:30,705
and see what it's like for myself.
663
00:42:31,306 --> 00:42:33,307
If I like what I see, I'll stay.
664
00:42:33,976 --> 00:42:37,646
If don't, I'll leave with you. Coming?
665
00:42:37,746 --> 00:42:38,814
No.
666
00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:40,749
OK.
667
00:42:41,316 --> 00:42:44,621
Will you at least wait for me - captain?
668
00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:45,655
I might.
669
00:42:45,789 --> 00:42:47,090
Will you come with me, Kai?
670
00:42:47,223 --> 00:42:48,492
If you would like.
671
00:42:48,527 --> 00:42:50,026
I would like.
672
00:42:50,528 --> 00:42:52,045
I'm coming too!
673
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,563
No you're not.
674
00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:57,402
I am! I have to stand by my man.
675
00:42:58,769 --> 00:43:01,540
You will remain here, with Stanley.
676
00:43:02,007 --> 00:43:04,276
I would rather die a thousand deaths.
677
00:43:04,509 --> 00:43:06,344
One would do.
678
00:43:06,379 --> 00:43:08,180
- Bye!
- Yeah...
679
00:43:19,793 --> 00:43:21,362
Robot head,
680
00:43:21,463 --> 00:43:24,832
- I am gonna melt you down.
- How?
681
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,001
I'll find a way.
682
00:43:29,037 --> 00:43:35,574
Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
683
00:43:36,037 --> 00:43:39,574
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