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Hello. My name is Alex Wilson.
I'm a reporter for the American Post
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and three days ago I ran away to Russia,
from democracy.
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Excuse me.
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I admit it...I expected to
see tanks and bears,
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but the first thing is for me
caught the eye are the beautiful women.
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I'm interested in what the Russians think
about his beauties.
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A Russian woman can stop a galloping horse
or to run into a burning house.
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That is...they will do anything
to get married.
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Russian women are like Kalashnikovs.
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Reliable and popular in the world,
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but it will 100% blow your mind.
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I can talk about Russian women
long and full and all the best.
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Our women are not only the most beautiful
they are the smartest, most useless,
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in short, a Russian woman is...
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sheep!
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Who brakes like that?!
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A Russian woman is like a balalaika.
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Always in the same key,
but when he takes your soul...
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Because it's ours.
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Translation: nAnaD
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We have reached the point where Mihailo
Jaković doesn't remember if he was there yesterday.
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Bitoljev attacked the woman
DSP Bank's director.
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Fortunately, he is there all the time
measured Marina.
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And here is our naughty one
New York Rebel.
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I wonder if he remembers
how did he embarrass us yesterday?
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In my opinion
Alex revived him.
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Adam, the defense of alcoholics
it doesn't belong to your longevity.
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I just wanted to...
-Stand silent!
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Sorry, I'm not an alcoholic.
I don't drink at all.
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Wilson, I see you for the third time in my life,
and the first time sober.
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Yes? -Roma, I'm on duty tonight.
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If I return home, and the apartment is available
I will sell your organs in the chaos.
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Don't worry, sister. Before you come back
I will clean the apartment with alcohol, as you like.
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Alcohol.
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Do you think I'm a fool?
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No, I don't hold you to anything.
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Are you still hungover or what?
Or are you always that stupid?
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She's really nervous. -Of course,
half a year without a man.
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Sorry, obviously I was wrong,
but you can't insult me.
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Oh, sorry, I never will again.
I'm just going to fire you.
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And you will return to the US
to demand your rights.
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You are not my boss.
Ted Cooper will decide
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how and when I will look for and
when will i be fired.
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Don't act like you are
the navel of the Earth. - Belly button of what?
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Aslan... - Here is the organizer
yesterday's alcohol shows, my friends.
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I can certainly fire you.
Thank Wilson.
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Pick up your stuff!
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Does anyone want to join him?
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Ekaterina Denisovna, what is my fault?
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You asked me to welcome a dear guest
and I did it the Russian way.
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Russian style does not mean pork style.
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Ekaterina Denisovna, I have a mortgage,
my wedding is coming soon.
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My sister is sick.
Do you know how expensive medicines are?
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Skin! -Roma!
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Wait! What is Anji?
Is she sick?
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Eyebrows - raised. Pupils - dilated.
Mouth - open. HE FEELS GUILTY
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That.
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Anja has manic depressive psychosis
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and it is not always all its own.
Alex, listen, go to Katundri
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apologize and tell her yes
you can't go anywhere without me.
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But how will I. You saw...
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But Alex, Anja will go crazy without medicine.
What should I buy them from?
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Is it hard to ask because of a friend?
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It's not, it's just..Roma, wait,
he can't just fire you.
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Where's your contract? We will protect
your rights. - Which rights, Alex?
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Here is my right in Russia,
category B driver's license.
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We are not in America. Well, for a start
it was good for you to go and apologize.
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She is totally crazy...
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My sister, but hold on.
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Alright. I will apologize.
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You see, Alex,
it is not a custom here in Russia
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to apologize with empty hands.
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So we'll buy it for her
some flowers. -This way? -That.
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Just a moment. Hello.
- Are you very busy?
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No, no....I'm not much.
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Honey, wait a second. You'd better
whether those documents about the transaction
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be on my table tonight.
Is that clear? Thank you.
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That. - I'm in "Plaza", near yours
Office, come, I need your help.
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Yes of course. That.
- I'm waiting for you.
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Yes Yes Yes.
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Yes, yes..don't worry. I'll think of something
to get out and come.
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No, they won't fire me, don't worry Anječka.
The most important thing is not to worry.
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In parsley.
-Is everything OK?
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No, nothing is wrong.
Everything is bad. I have to go.
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What is it? - Anya is having a seizure.
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You know, Roma...I will
take care of everything myself. OK? -Yes.
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Say hi to Anya for me.
- If he remembers you.
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Hello. Choose...chrysanthemums,
roses. For whom?
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My boss.
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Give me those red ones.
- Carnations?
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OK. How many?
- Six.
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Is she young?
-What?
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Was she young?
- I think about 35 years.
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Like me. Don't bother anymore.
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You know, she torments us all.
-Are you sure you want 6?
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You're right, give it an 8.
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What happened?
I'm choosing a gift for dad.
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I have to buy him something.
Will you help me? - Yes.
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Look, this one costs 900.
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Romeo, 900,000 is nothing.
You are a member of the board of directors.
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Princess, I give him this
I would never buy.
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Ordinary foiling.
- Good. Then this.
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China 3000
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This one is humble and delicious.
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You know...someone
give me diamonds, I'd be offended.
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Diamonds are for women.
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Yes, yes, the emeralds would pass.
Diamonds are not for me.
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Then, this.
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Great, I'll use it to peel potatoes.
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Listen, I think it's too much.
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Here's a stylish thing to do
to like Anatoli Anatoljevic.
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I would love it.
I will pay.
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On the card - 52,095.
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Roma, not this time.
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You can breathe a sigh of relief,
you passed today.
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Rest in peace, Ekaterina.
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How was the first day?
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Marina, what kind of garbage is this?
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Who could have known that, in Russia,
does not give an even number of flowers to living people?
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That's my garbage.
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I wanted to apologize, but I didn't know.
I didn't know..I didn't..
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I will throw them away.
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You don't have to, I'll do it myself.
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Princess, what happened?
It's the second time you've called me.
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Congratulations, today is 100 days
let's have fun.
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This is the pen you chose.
- And I thought you forgot.
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Very elegant.
You will sign millions of contracts with her.
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I have something for you too.
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But you'll have to wait until tonight.
It's a surprise. -Okay.
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Yes, Alex?
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You are a fool. You could have done it now
hear the funeral ceremony.
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Did you ask about me? - I didn't.
I messed up and failed.
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Excellent!
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Give this to Katundra
we have to find it somehow
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the way we communicate.
Let's change the course, you understand?
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And ask for me now, don't delay.
- And what is this?
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Pen.
Very expensive.
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I wanted to give it to the Irish woman
for the anniversary.
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"Anniversary" is when you
mistreated in the army?
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Kaka they mistreat you in the army
then "dedovšina" is from "ded" - an old man.
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And "anniversary" is from "god" - years.
When they tease you...
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Alex, give me a room
tonight? -Why?
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What do you mean "why"?
I don't have a present anymore.
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What should I give her? I could do it here
prepare a romantic dinner.
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And you go to me.
The nurse works the night shift.
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Make yourself at home.
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Roma, who is the navel of the Earth?
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And where is my girl going?
in such a... grown-up dress?
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On Svetina's bachelorette party.
-Marcus Tullius Cicero said...
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"a girl from a good family."
should dress modestly''.
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Hello.
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The same mother.
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I promise this
won't do it again.
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And to correct the misunderstanding...here...
I hope you will like it.
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Excellent!
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I understand that everything is wrong
what do i do Yes? -At this moment, yes.
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All right. It's enough! I came yes
to be a journalist, not to flatter the boss.
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You came to hide.
-Excuse me?
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You think I don't know about yours
an adventure with Davenport?
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Why do you mention that?
That's why. - I'm here to work.
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Really? - I'm a professional too,
Unlike....
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By whom? - Some. - Some?
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Then some give you the first task.
Here you go. Take care of this text.
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I tried to apologize,
and you act like...
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Like who?
- Like the navel of the Earth.
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Hello? Yes, I'm listening.
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Kissed you? As adults?
And what do you think? - I can sue her.
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Sexual harassment.
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What sexual harassment.
Are you either stupid or what?
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This success should be used.
Give me the phone.
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What if he thinks that I
Am I disturbing her? They're going to sue me.
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Listen, Alex. - Come here.
- Get your hands off me. - Why?
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In Russia, women are not against it
little disturbance.
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It's important to remember
that you are doing this for Anja.
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Alex, I sent it. - No!
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It's my phone.
- There is no going back now.
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It was unexpected, but nice.
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Don't let me sleep tonight.
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No. Can you imagine?
- Yes, the boy will go far.
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Marina, find out what hotel Wilson is at
and call me a cab.
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Shit!
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Shit!
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Alex, what kind of stupid banter is this?
I almost had a heart attack.
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What is this?
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You owe me a new pan!
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Svetlana Galousko studied with you
daughter at the same university.
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And a month ago she left
to study in Switzerland.
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He is currently in Geneva.
- No bachelorette party.
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So where is the Irish woman?
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Just a little.
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You need this.
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Sometimes she is not all her own.
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Put it on your head. If the chick doesn't
help, I'll prescribe you some medicine.
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You will buy it at the pharmacy.
And here's my number, just in case.
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Without medicine, he goes completely crazy.
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Does it help you?
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Manic depressive psychosis.
Attack again.
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Anja, when was the last time you were there?
took medicine?
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You don't know it, but you're having an attack.
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Anja, calm down. Take it easy...
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Psychosis? I'm going to give him a lobotomy
without anesthesia. - And I want to watch that!
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Hello. This is Wilson from the 302nd.
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There's a prostitute in my room.
I have no idea how she got in.
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Put me down!
Do you know who I am?
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I'm the editor-in-chief.
-Take it easy! We understand.
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What are you doing here?
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Are you crazy? -I have a right,
I have psychosis.
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And you... are you the navel of the Earth?
- I will explain everything.
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Alex, don't.
Alex, no. - Hello.
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Hello. - Here you go. - Ira, why are you early?
We didn't manage to prepare everything.
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We? I thought
that we will be alone. -Well yes.
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We will be alone. I just called
Aleks and sister Anja to help me.
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By the way, meet my sister Anja.
-I am glad.
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Open the door!
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My dad.
- I'm going to break in!
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They're gonna kill me! He thinks I am
at a bachelorette party.
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Good. Stand apart!
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Dad, you scared the crap out of us.
We thought he was some kind of crazy.
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So. And who is this? -Holy.
- It should be in Switzerland.
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At least it was 2 hours ago.
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Dad, not that Saint? - And what is she like?
And what are you doing anyway?
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Did you follow me?
- What kind of dad do you have?
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Decide for yourself.
- Take it easy, Sveta.
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Dad, I'm about to lose
all friends because of you.
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Wait, Ira. - Let me pass.
- I thought the best.
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You want me to pay the door?
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Did you teach Ira to lie like that?
I almost believe it, O Saint.
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Wilson, what's the big deal?
How do you explain this?
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What? -How what?
Flowers, SMS, dedication.
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You know, Ekaterina...I just wanted to
to apologize for my behavior.
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And all this is for whom?
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Ekaterina Denisovna, good day.
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Bunny, squirrel...sooner or later
everyone would find out.
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And you know, Yekaterina Denisovna
now i'm glad you know.
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Because the fact is that you fired
gay, and it is better not to declare it.
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American directors
wouldn't like it, why not?
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Yes. Better Ted Cooper
doesn't find out about this.
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Especially not Ted.
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All right. Understood.
I won't disturb you.
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Come to work tomorrow, both of you.
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Russian women. You want them to appear often.
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And once they appear,
to stay forever.
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The famous Russian poet Nekrasov said:
''There are women in Russian villages
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with a calm expression,
with strong movements
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they walk and look like queens.
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Only a blind man does not see them.
And the one who sees them says:
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When it passes, the sun shines on you.
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When he looks at you, it's like he's giving you a gift''.
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Translation: nAnaD
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