All language subtitles for Apartment 12 (2000) Comedy with Mark Ruffalo Movie.en

Twelve months, 18 paintings.

I think this is it.

Where are my slides?
Have you seen my slides?

He has to be at Michelle's this time,
that Belgian bastard, I'm telling you.

Alex, I think we have to talk.

I can't, Yvette, I'm running late.

I'll see you this afternoon
at the gallery, okay?

Street Jumbo four boys,
and a smoked...

Yes, I'll hold.

You're late.

I know, I'm sorry.

I came in to tell you I quit.

I appreciate all you've done for me,
but the grand scheme of my life

doesn't include
being a crappy little delivery boy.

No offense, Oscar.

I am an artist!

I'm getting a show today.

Do you have any idea what it means,
getting a show?

Any idea at all?

I don't think you do!

I'll tell you something else,
when my work is hanging in the Guggenheim,

when I'm having
a retrospective at the Met,

all those slick, slimy,
uncreative little bastards

that I've had to deal with every day,
day in and day out,

will be down on their knees
kissing my ass.

Seize the day.

There are two pepperonis, okay.

Yes.

Yes, well, this is very awkward, Alex.

I spoke with Yvette yesterday,
she did not tell you?

Tell me what?

The thing is, your work
is not ready to show.

It's style over substance.

Don't take it personally,
Alex, but it's soulless.

Yvette!

Yvette!

Yvette!

Yvette!

Yvette!

The thing is,
the owners don't like to put a sign out.

They feel it attracts all the losers.

I'm starting to get
a good feeling about you.

-Alex.
-Alex.

The bottom line
is, I'm a good judge of character.

Hey, Ray.

OH, arrest me, officer!

What do you think,
do you want the apartment?

No, I'm not comfortable
with the whole six-month lease thing.

This is just a formality,
it's what you call paperwork.

Don't even worry about that.

If you need some furniture, we have
a bunch of good junk in the basement.

To be honest with you,

this is just a temporary situation for me
until I get back with my girlfriend.

I can't commit right now.

It's probably none of my business,
but I think you should get your own place.

Show her that you can live without her.

Hi, this is Yvette,
please leave a message.

Well, you certainly didn't waste any time
taking my name off the answering machine.

Listen, Yvette,

I feel like we should talk about this
to try and work this out.

I know that I've neglected you
over the past few months.

-Hi, there.
-Hello.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Hello, Yvette.

Hello.

-Who is this?
-No, who's this?

Two days.

Two days.

Man is that ruthless.

I told you not to call her.

Maybe it was her brother.

You got your packaging,

you got your advertising
and you got your brand name.

In the end, I think you and I know
the generic is just as good, right?

Why do people pay more?

I'll tell you, Alex,

because they are deceived
and distracted by labels.

Come on, toilet paper is toilet paper,
am I right?

Hi, how's it going...

Looking for an apartment?

You'll find nothing but junk in here.

How'd you know
I'm looking for an apartment?

I know everything, you're from Colorado.

Oh, my God!

No, you're wearing a Denver Broncos shirt.

Come on, do you think
I'm telekinetic or something?

I don't know.

I'm Ray, let me help you out,
I'll give you my number.

-You are?
-Lori.

Lori, and this is my friend Alex.

Hi, I hope I'm not bothering you.

I'm Sylvia, number 15,
right down the hall.

I just wanted to welcome you
to our little family here.

I don't know
if you have a girlfriend or anything.

Even if you do, I know that bachelors
never have any food in their refrigerator.

I just wanted to offer
you a little something I made.

It's a specialty of mine,

Curried Spam Casserole.

Well, thank you.

You're very welcome.

I understand that you're an artist.

I think that's just fascinating.

Sylvia.

There is no smoking in the building.

Is that you?

Light my fire.

Food is the language of love.

I've seen,

she is starving.

Linda!

[Spanish spoken audio]

Go away, you son of a bitch!

Linda!

Linda!

Linda!

Hey, Ray!

Ray!

Ray!

You still haven't fixed the faucet.

Some psychopath breaks into my room,
tries to kill his girlfriend.

Ray, no offense,

but the place is filled with losers.

I can't live like this,
do you know what I mean?

I'm wondering if you would let me give
my two-month lease notice

to get out of the lease or something.

Alex, I'd like to help you out,

but, the owners are cracking down
in the lease situation.

If you leave now,
you'll forfeit your first month's rent.

Plus, you're out
of the security deposit for the door.

The door, you'll make me pay for the door?

You shouldn't have left it open.

Never leave your door open.

I'll tell you what, I don't need her.

I'm a lot better off without her.

I'm going to get more work done,
it's the best thing that could happen.

Hey, Alex, I forgot to tell you,
Yvette called a few days ago.

I told you she'd come back begging.

She wanted to forward your mail,
and I gave her your new address.

Going up.

Is that a pepperoni pizza
or are you just glad to see me?

That's funny, every time I hear it.

Wait!

Thank you.

I think I'm lost.

Do you know where 1407 is?

Excuse me, pizza boy, I'll handle it, hi.

-Hi.
-Where are you going?

-I'm not sure.
-You're in the wrong building.

Just kidding, right over here.

Hey, Alex!

Hey, Ray, how's it going?

Good, I'm just doing a little touch-up.

Hey, by the way,
this ended up in my mailbox.

I just assumed it was for me.

It's from Yvette.

She wants to be friends.

Did you open my mail?

Yes, she wants you to call her.

I can't believe you opened my mail, Ray.

Isn't there a law against that?

You're missing the big picture here, Alex.

She wants you to call her.

Ray, she only ripped my heart out.

I don't think I'm going to call her.

Are you all right?

The best two years of my life,
and now I'm her fucking friend!

She was doing some things
that she never did for me!

I can't take it anymore!

Oh, shit!

All right, pull yourself together.

Hey, shut up down there!

Do you want a piece of this?

Come on, come down

Jesus Christ, Alex.

I didn't tell you
to buy her a bouquet of flowers,

get on one knee,
and proclaim your love for her.

-What is wrong with you?
-It was a friendship bouquet.

You need to meet some new people.

Alex!

Alex, come on over here.

Come on, sit down.

Here you go.

-Alex, this is Irene.
-Ilene.

lIene, Irene, whatever,
she's still quite sexy.

This fascinating young specimen
is Mountain Lion.

Kiki.

My friends call me Coyote.

Alex here is an artist,
he's very sensitive,

so don't go breaking his heart.

This is so intense.

When you guys walked in,
I turned to Ilene and said,

that guy looks just like an artist.

Oh, my God, she did.

What did you think I look like?

A sleazebag.

Come on, sweetheart, let's dance.

-There's no dance floor.
-Hey! Who cares?

-Hi.
-Hi.

Then, I met this guy.

He wanted me to run drugs
in and out of the country,

and I was like, no way, Jose.

Which was pretty funny
because that was his name, Jose.

Isn't that ironic?

I did it a few times,
I finally got freaked out and took off.

I know for a fact
Colombian hitmen are looking for me.

They could be anywhere.

Oh, my God.

I think that's them.

Oh, fuck, no, don't look.

I'm only kidding.

Honey, you should have seen
the look on your face.

You looked like
you were going to crap in your pants.

Don't worry baby, I'll protect you.

I've been gabbing all night,
enough about me.

Tell me about you, honey.

What makes Alex tick?

I'm going through a hard time right now.

I just broke up with my girlfriend.

Ray, the guy I came,

we said that I should get out
and meet some new people.

Excuse me.

I just have a hard time
meeting new people and...

I don't believe this.

I don't fucking believe this.

I feel like I've just been shat on.

You goddamn son of a bitch!

No, you're right, darling.

Hey, you've got any walnuts?

Come and get them.

Here comes Rudolph.

Long night?

God damn it!

Shit!

What are you doing here, Ray?

My God, you're here.

I called a few minutes ago.

No one answered, so I figured
you'd spent the night over Wolverines.

Just trying to get a head start on this.

As it turns out, what we've got here,
is a bad nipple.

No, seriously, the sheets rotted out.

I got to shut off the water for the entire
building, rip this out, it's a nightmare.

I was taking a shower, Ray.

Maybe we could do this another time.

Sure, okay.

Listen, I've got to go turn off
the main water anyway.

I'll come back sometime this afternoon.

Hey, look, don't worry about it, okay?

It didn't work out, so what?

It can't always work out.

The point is you kept on trying.

You've got to get back on the horse
and ride it.

The fact is, there's a new girl
across the hall.

She's pretty cute,
and I think you should check her out.

What are you doing?

Oh, it's dripping down here.

That happens when you use
too much water in the paint.

I know Ray, I want it that way.

Well, I don't know anything
but if dripping,

watery paint makes good art,
what do I know?

Get the hell out of here.

-Excuse me.
-Do you live or pay the rent here?

Who pays the rent for this apartment?

-Well you do.
-That's right, I do.

It is my apartment, I pay the rent
and I want you to get out.

I like you, Ray, but I don't want
you barging in anymore.

I don't want any more
your lame unsolicited advice.

I don't want to check out
the cute girl next door

and I don't want to get back
on the goddamn horse.

Fuck the horse
and the horse it rode in on.

Enough.

I've got a lot of work to do,
and I would appreciate it if you left.

You're very upset.

I think the best thing is for you to just
have some time to yourself.

Hey, this I like.

This use of color,
this is a great painting.

I'm going to check back later with you.

Come on, you stupid thing.

Darn it, come on.

-Why are you sneaking up on a person?
-I wasn't sneaking.

-Yes, you were sneaking up on me.
-No, there's a light here.

Sorry, this stupid thing took my money.

I think you need to push the button
that says start up.

Thanks, sorry I yelled at you.

I think this belongs to you.

Thanks.

Hi, I'm Lori, and I'm new in town.

Alex, I just broke up with my girlfriend.

Actually, she broke up with me.

Why did she break up with you,
I mean, what's wrong with you?

I'm don't know

Well, this is me.

All right, this is me.

Really? What a coincidence.

-I guess we're neighbors, then.
-I guess so.

You look really familiar,
have we met before?

I don't think so.

Are you sure we haven't met
because you look really familiar.

-Really?
-Have you been to Guffey, Colorado?

Home of the world-famous Guffey burger.

I think I missed that.

Well, see you around, neighbor.

Are you working here?

Yes, sure.

-Alex, you have to keep focus.
-Focused, I am.

Focus, that's the key to success.

It doesn't matter if you're driving
a truck or trying to be an artist.

If you want to accomplish anything
in this world, you have to keep focus.

-Right?
-Exactly

Hello, Alex.

What are you doing?

Just checking the old mail.

Don't lose your mailbox key, Ray
will charge you 10 dollars for a new one.

Okay.

The new tenant seems very nice,
don't you think?

New tenant?

The new girl, Lori.

She lives across the hall from you,
I'm sure you met her.

I don't think so.

Well, okay.

Ray.

Hi.

See what happens
when you leave your door open.

Did I leave my door open?

Yes, I knocked and the door swung open,
and I thought I heard you in here,

so I came in, I hope you don't mind.

No, that's okay.

I can't believe I left my door open.

What is all this stuff,
are you an artist of some kind?

Yes, I guess so.

Wow, I've never met an artist before.

What are they supposed to be?

Well, they are trying to explore

the interaction
between light, color, and surface tension.

Like how the two fields react to each
other in different circumstances.

It's like a play on Rinehart's reduction
of images to their basic minimal...

It's kind of hard to explain.

No, it sounds really impressive.

I was going to go to The Range,
I thought you might want to come.

Range?

I'm not into the whole golfing thing.

Golf?

Oh, that's funny.

Come on, you want to try it?
It's relaxing.

-No. I'm relaxed.

Okay.

What makes a person decide
to go into the Air Force of all things?

Well, I grew up in a pretty small town.

It had a population of 8,000 people.

The highlight of the week

was watching the truck from Denver
unload frozen chicken wings

at the first cafeteria.

I thought I was going to lose my mind,
so when I turned 18,

I enlisted and six weeks later
I'm stationed in Istanbul.

Well, they certainly taught you how
to keep a tidy ship.

Amongst other things.

For example, I could probably kill you
right now with my bare hands.

I'm just kidding, I don't think I could.

Do you want a cold pop or something?

A cold pop?

Yes, a soda.

I don't know,
I should probably get going now.

Well, it's still early.

I know, but I should be concentrating
on my painting,

and it probably isn't such a good idea,
living across the hall and everything.

I just asked if you wanted a cold pop.

I know, I should just be going.

I'm not going to shoot you,
don't flatter yourself.

I know.

Thank you.

Good night.

Good night.

Linda.

-Linda.
-Go away you bastard, I hate you!

No [Spanish spoken audio].

I'm calling the INS, and I'm serious.

Straight to the ground,
knocks her head right on the dance floor.

Gave herself a concussion,
they had to call the paramedics.

These girls really sacrifice.

Got any fries for that shake?

Do I detect a tension between you two,
a little magic happening?

No, she's not my type.

Well, no one's anyone's type.

It's all an accident.

It's just...

Hey, she's got a great ass.

She's got a great ass.

You're so superficial, Ray.

I'm a painter, I should be going out
with models from Milan.

She doesn't know who Jackson Pollock is.

I'm a painter,
she doesn't know who Jackson Pollock is.

Nobody knows who Jackson Pollock is.

What's wrong with you, Alex?

Hey, how are you doing?

Hi.

I was thinking that you want to go
get a cup of coffee?

What she's doing is exploring

the way light plays
on different surfaces and textures.

It's not so much about color,
but more like a painting of light.

Let's go.

There are not many
contemporary art museums

in Guffey, Colorado?

Not that I know of.

What's this supposed to mean?

I guess I just don't get it.

Well, there's nothing to get.

I like this one.

What do you like about it?

I don't know.

Do I need to know?

No, I guess not.

1950s early '60s, I guess
those are my role models.

These were the last serious painters,

the last ones to believe in the power
of art to change the way we see the world.

Where are they now?

I think most of them committed suicide.

Wow.

It must be nice though,
to grow up knowing what you want to be.

You think?

Did you just do this
while we were sitting here?

It's nothing.

It's not nothing.

You should draw more,
you're very talented.

It doesn't mean anything,
it's just technique.

I still like it.

Here, sign it for me.

For when you're famous.

They don't get
any bigger than this, do they?

I hope not.

Yes, I know, I thought you'd have
a heart attack or something.

I think we should give him a name.

How about Bob?

Bob the lizard.

Bob.

Hi, Bob.

I think Bob likes you.

Fire.

Jesus!

I'm so sorry,
I must have left the oven on.

I know what happened,
Sylvia, you were sleepwalking.

Then you got hungry and thought you'd
whip together a little pork rub.

Ray!

I'm really sorry
if I got anybody out of bed.

Right, well, don't worry about it,
darling.

We've all had enough excitement
for tonight, let's just head back.

-Good night.
-Good night.

-Good night everyone.
-Good night.

-Good night.
-Night.

Night.

Don't be stupid.

You'll only get hurt, you don't need this.

I left my jacket.

I know.

I have to paint.

I can't have the distractions,
it's too much.

Go paint.

[Spanish spoken audio]

That smells like one great
cup of Java, Ray.

Good morning, Mrs. Johnson!

Good morning to you too.

What's up, Ray?

Just trying to fix this.

Apparently, somebody has no respect
for personal property.

-Good luck.
-You too.

If you think of it,
a great portrait usually

is both very beautiful
and full of personality.

It's a charge field.

It takes us into a dynamo
of somebody else's personal...

This is what he paints.

-One of the most...
-What are you drawing?

Nothing.

Titian became enormously successful.

He was a sort of superstar, wealthy,
feted, sought after by kings and emperors.

It was a status symbol
to possess a Titian,

and he had great personal success too.

He was one of those rare artists
who become greater as they grow older.

Late Titian is one of the climaxes
in the story of painting.

Alex.

Alex, are you okay?

What is it?

Talk to me.

I don't know.

What don't you know?

All these paintings.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I always thought of myself
as this great painter.

One day I'd be famous, and now...

I don't know, what if it never happens,
What am I then?

You're still an artist.

-What's up, Ray?
-Rats.

-Rats, really?
-Yes, two big ones.

I hear them at night, running up and down
the hall back and forth, forth and back.

trying to figure out whether or not
I should use traps or poison.

-I hope you get him.
-Don't worry, we'll get them.

Hello, Alex.

I think those are mine.

I know.

I don't mind.

Have you been keeping busy?

Yes, very busy.

I'm sure you have.

What?

Nothing.

What is it?

I think the others
are starting to get suspicious.

-Are you embarrassed?
-No.

Are you somehow
feeling ashamed or degraded?

Of course not.

If you are, maybe we'll have
to stop meeting like this.

No, it's fine.

Why would I mind?

Hey, there's an art opening tomorrow night
at a gallery downtown.

I was thinking it'd be fun to go.

At The Traction, a gallery downtown.

-Would you like to go there?
-Did you do these?

-Yes.

-Do you mind?
-No. It's just, they're all wrong.

-Really?
-Yes.

I mean, son of Zeus, junior.

Yes, like Zeus Junior.

It's Apollo, not junior.

It fits in the space,
how do you know it's not junior?

I don't know.

If you're not sure of your answers,
maybe you should use a pencil next time.

I'm sorry, did I ruin it?

No, it doesn't matter, It's not important.

Anyway, do you think
you'd want to go to this?

Not really.

-I think it would be of interest to you.
-Well, it's not.

I think you, of all people,

would want to keep up on what's new
and interesting in the art world.

Well, no offense,

but nothing done in the last 20 years
is new or interesting.

It's all meaningless crap
made by some slick phonies.

You know what?

Just like this guy right here.

No, thank you.

Well, at least they're trying.

At least they're not sitting around
wallowing in self-pity.

Hey Alex, do you ever see Yvette anymore?

What's that supposed to mean?

Just wondering, man, she was fine.

Alex has a new girlfriend,
leave him alone.

-She's not my girlfriend.
-She seems very nice.

She is very nice, she's just not
my girlfriend, we're just friends, okay?

Okay, relax.

Alex.

-What are you doing here?
-What do you mean?

I thought you had gone to the art opening
with Lori, she left an hour ago.

-What?
-Yes.

Shit!

Face it, man, art as we know it is dead.

It's totally and completely irrelevant
to the 21st century.

-Exactly.
-Right.

-We need new forms.
-Yes.

-Hey, Alex.
-Hi, Alex.

Where's your Yvette?

We broke up.

You broke up, what happened?

You were the perfect couple.

-Oh, I'm sorry.
-It's nothing.

Hello, I'm Marco.

-Hi, I'm Lori.
-Hi, Lori, how are you?

Good, how are you?

What a coincidence,
this is a friend of mine, Alex.

-Marco. How are you doing?
-Fine.

I was just telling Marco
that I really like his work.

-I think it's very cute.
-Cute?

Cute is probably not a word
that you would use in a gallery.

What would be a good word?

I don't know, unoriginal,
banal, contrived.

-Those are words that come to mind.
-Ouch.

Alex, this is the artist,
he painted these.

It's okay.

Honey, sweetheart, come.

This is Lori and Alex.

-They are fans of my work.
-Hello.

-Hi, nice...
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi.
-Hello.

Alex finds me unoriginal,
and Lori thinks my work is cute.

Cute, really?

Well, not cute.

I think it's more reminiscent
of early figurine.

-Do you mean early figurative?
-Yes, exactly.

Boy, this wine is going to my head.

I'm such a cheap date.

It's the genius.

Marco, you're a star, do you know that?

-Yvette, tell him he's a star.
-You're a star.

-Hello, Alex.
-Okay, we're going now.

Well, it was very nice meeting you all.

Nice to meet you.

They are such nice people,
I had so much fun.

What are you thinking about?

Nothing.

I've been having a good time
these last few months.

I feel like I'm learning about things
I never knew existed.

I've never said this to a guy before.

I think that maybe I love you.

You can at least say you like me.

I do, I do.

By the way,
my parents are coming into town tomorrow.

They're really looking forward
to meet you.

It's very nice.

Well, good morning to you.

I got locked out.

Just be a man and be honest with her
and just tell her to her face.

I can't see her anymore.

Yes.

-Who is it?
-It's Lori.

I'm not here.

Lori?

-Hi, good morning.
-Hi, Ray, have you seen Alex?

Who?

He left his key in my apartment.

Oh, really?

Listen, would you like to come in
and have a nice cup of coffee?

No, I don't have time.

-You haven't seen him?
-No.

It is important
to have coffee before you go to work.

It gets the body percolating,
I just made a pot, come on in.

No, I really have to get going to work.

All right then.

-Listen, have a nice day.
-You too.

God bless.

You're pathetic.

Alex.

Hi, I've been looking for you all day.

You left last night, is everything okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

My parents are here,
I thought you could stop by and say hello.

It would be good for them to meet
some of the friends I've made here.

Well, I'm pretty busy right now.

It will just take a minute.

Actually, I'm pretty busy right now.

Okay.

Hi, car trouble?

Where are we going?

I think I might have taken a wrong turn.

What happened yesterday?

I really wanted you to meet my parents.

Don't take this the wrong way,
but I'm uncomfortable

with the whole meet the parents thing.

I wasn't asking you to get married,
I wanted you to say hello to them.

I know.

It's not just that,
it's the whole, the guns, the saluting.

What are you talking about?

You have to wonder about the people
that joined such an organization.

What kind of person is that?

High school dropouts,
sociopaths, psychopaths.

Oh, boy.

You artist types really crack me up.

-Always whining about free speech.
-That is so lame.

You guys always pull off
this free-speech thing.

People die.

I didn't ask them to,
nobody asked them to.

-For you to express yourself.
-This free-speech thing is so lame.

Just because you don't have
the courage to stand up

and fight for what you believe in.

In fact, what do you believe in,
if anything?

-The freedom of artistic expression.
-Yes, but only for yourself.

You're such a hypochondriac.

-A hypochondriac?
-Yes.

-Really?
-Yes.

A hypochondriac
is somebody who has an imaginary illness.

I think the word that you're searching for
is a hypocrite.

-Lori.
-Please get out of my car.

Are we still friends?

I don't know, this could be
very unpleasant, Ray.

Living across the hall from her,
very unpleasant.

I see what you mean.

-I tried to warn you about that.
-What do you mean you tried to warn me?

You suggested I go out with her
in the first place.

I didn't mean her specifically, I was just
speaking in general.

Ray, all you ever do is speak in general.

-I should have never signed that lease.
-What are you going to do?

No, I hate when you say that.

You say that all the time,
please don't say that anymore.

We're going to have to get
a guy here for this.

I'm sorry, I'm late, I know, my car.

Get a new car, cabron.

That smells good, have you got any extra?

Beautiful blouse, I got a joke for you.

What has two thumbs, speaks fluent French,
fucks like a wildcat?

-What?
-Mwa.

-Darryl.
-Well, I'd kill me.

-Are you afraid of the spider thing?
-I'm not.

Would you ever do it with another girl?

I don't think so.

We've got to get you out of this place,
there's a very bad element around here.

Hey, do you like Moroccan food?

I know this little place that you'll love.

What God's name was that?

I don't know, but that was the most
hideous creature I've ever seen.

Hello, Alex.

-Hello.
-What are you doing?

Just taking out the trash.

You're dripping.

Howdy.

Oh, hi.

We must be on the same trash schedule.

-We have to stop meeting like this.
-Yes, I guess so.

Listen, I have a little party tonight,
why don't you drop by?

Okay, sure.

Apartment 17, like Lucky Number 17.

I get it, 17.

Two can play at this game.

Lori, I'm sorry,
but I have other plans for tonight.

Really? Well, maybe some other time.

My phone, it's on the blink.

I really need to use your phone.

This really
isn't a very good time, Sylvia.

It's extremely urgent,
if you wouldn't mind.

Yes my casserole
that I made my own bare hands.

He did, I saw him.

He threw it out right in front of her,
and then they laughed about it.

Both of them,

laughing and laughing.

It was horrible.

No, I don't know why
I allow myself to be treated like this.

No, I can't take a wild guess.

You're the doctor,
that's why I'm calling you.

Help, help!

Hi, it's me.

I'm sorry I was late,
I got kind of held up.

Whatever.

-I hear you're a painter.
-Yes, I am, I'm a painter, I paint.

Well, don't go crazy
like that Gauguin guy.

Is that your hero?

Actually, it was Van Gogh,
Gauguin died of syphilis.

Either way, right?

Yes, right.

That's a good baby.

A kiss.

What's going on, boy?

You must have a very interesting
line of work.

I drive an hour out to Timbuktuliville

just to walk into some stranger's ugly
living room wearing nothing but a G-string

and then let a bunch
of drunk, horny frat boys

stick their heads between my tits
and pretend like I'm having a great time.

Happy birthday.

-Jeez.
-It's a blast.

Jesus.

Give it to me now, come on.

That's a good baby.

Give it to me,
give it to me, give it to me now.

Oh, yes, oh, baby, give it to me now.

-What the fuck are you doing?
-What, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I thought you were saying,
give it to me.

The wine spilled all over my couch,
what kind of fucking psycho are you?

-All right, I'm sorry.
-Get the hell out of here!

You idiot!

Idiot!

What have you done?

Well, I am really full.

Me too.

- had a lovely evening.
-I did too, it was fun.

Have a good night.

-You'll just go to bed?
-Yes.

Oh, it vibrated here.

Listen, can I use your phone
really quick?

Nothing will happen, I'm a lawyer,
If anything does, I'll sue myself.

All right, just for a minute.

Must've been a wrong number.

I see you like a soft mattress here,
I like it a little on the firm side.

-Officer, I can explain.
-Shut up.

Sheriff's department, open up!

Sheriff's department, come on out.

These people, they all know I live here.

Tell him please,
will you tell them who I am, please?

He's a pervert.

-I can't believe it, it's pizza boy.
-Sheriff's department.

-Open up.
-Yes, hold on.

-Can I help you, officer?
-Are you the manager?

-Yes, I am, is there a problem here?
-We caught this guy prowling outside.

He has no ID and says he lives here.
Same time we got a 911 on a peeping Tom.

-Ray, it's a misunderstanding.
-I told you to shut your hole.

That guy delivers pizzas in our building.

-Do you know him?
-Do you smell something burning?

Pizza boy, if you go to jail,
who's going to bring us our lunch?

You're in trouble now, pizza boy!

I'll sue your sorry ass so fast,
you won't know what hit you!

Go on, sue me!

Why did you do this?

Lori, Lori!

Lori!

Lori!

Lori.

Lori, I want to talk to you.

Hey, I want to talk to you.

I don't know,
I think I should be the one upset here.

You, why should you be upset?

You broke up with me.

You insult me and everything I believe in,
and then you spy on me and attack my date.

Speaking of which, Lori, you sure didn't
waste any time, did you?

-It was your idea,
you said we should see other people.

It's not my fault
you can't get a date on Friday night.

If that's the guy you want to go out with.

You mean nice, successful men
with good jobs and cars that run.

Yes, I guess.

That's a really nice shot.

What about you, Alex?

What kind of girl are you looking for?

Some female version of yourself?

Someone who works in an art gallery
and knows what avant-garde means.

What are you talking about?

Don't play dumb, Alex, make up your mind.

She broke up with me.

That doesn't really matter now, does it?

Why don't you figure out what you want

and then you can quit
wasting everyone else's time.

Hey!

That's it, no more.

If you want out of the lease,
You're out of the lease.

I'm sitting in here relaxing with my
horticultural hobbies, you bring the cops.

You're moping around the halls,
creating all kinds of problems.

I'm sick of it, it's very depressing.

The best thing for everyone involved
would be for you to look for a new place.

I'm serious.

Hey!

By the way,

your painting,

it's totally shallow, it has no soul.

It's like warmed-up mid-'60s expressionism
without the balls.

Jackson Pollock.

You've got a lot of nerve
calling yourself an artist.

It's like it's like a raw meat
on a on a hot summer day.

This is so outstanding,
you're going to have to recreate it.

-Do you know what he looks like?
-Everyone has seen pictures of him.

Alex, can I get a picture?

Hi, congratulations.

This one has a lot of layers.

Alex, this is so exciting,
I'm happy for you.

I want to talk to you later.

I think the texture is cool.

Compositions.

I'm doing very modern issues here,
of pain, man's pain.

Where is the dialogue between the didactic
and the semiotic?

-It doesn't exist anymore.
-Exactly.

-The whole medium is are rotting corpse.
-Right.

It's a painting, honey.

What can I say, the minute I saw
this new work I knew you had been reborn.

You had found the source.

you wouldn't stop.

Alex, you lucky bastard.

Alex.

This is just so exciting.

I'm really happy for you.

I always knew you had it in you.

It was actually kind of an accident.

All great inspiration is an accident.

That doesn't mean it's not brilliant,
it's what you do with it.

Yes, I guess so.

Well, then, Alex...

Come and unzip me.

Lori!

Hey.

She moved out.

Nice going.

She left?

She moved out last night.

She asked me to give this to you.

Where is she, Ray?

I'm not supposed to tell you.

See what happens
when you leave your door open.

If you need anything else,
you let me know.

Okay, thanks.

You know how to impress a girl.

I'm really sorry about this,
I've been meaning to get it fixed.

It sounds like the carburetor is flooded.

Maybe so.

Check the venturi valves.

-Sometimes you have to toggle it open.
-Yes, the venturi valve.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, God!

In my car,
there's something alive down in there.

-Alive?
-Yes, a huge reptile thing is on my car.

A lizard, really?

-Where?
-No, you really shouldn't do this.

-We should call the police or something.
-I feel him.

No, oh, God!

oh, Jesus.

Look, he's just a little thing,
ain't he cute.

That's it?

Don't worry about it.

You told me not to worry about the lease,
you said it was a formality.

A binding formality.

What are you going to do?

It's about the dissolution
and reinvention of writing.

It's definitely from
the avant-garde period of thought.

What's that?

Avant-garde?

It's a period of painting that spans...

That word avant-garde, what is that?

-You don't know what avant-garde means?
-No. What is it?

I can't believe
you don't know what avant-garde means.

-Well, I've never heard the word before.
-Well, it's such a common term.

If it's so common, what is it?

I mean, it's like,
isn't that painting avant-garde?

Well, that's not a very good definition.

Maybe you don't know what it means.

No, believe me,
I know what avant-garde means.

Out of parking violators tonight?

Just a few little bad boys.

Mark,

-Set.
-Set.

Action!

Hey, how are you doing?

-Cut!
-Cut!