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- [Alice] Hi, I'm Alice.
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When I was younger, I
lived in this house,
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in this small town
in the country.
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One day...
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my uncle, from Paris,
brought us a lemon pie.
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Hum!
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It was delicious.
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Elsa, my sister, also liked it.
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Ugh!
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Me, I loved that hint of ginger.
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"Ginger?".
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I had discovered the
baker's secret ingredient.
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It changed my life
because my uncle said:
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"I think you have
absolute taste".
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Absolute taste?
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While some people
have absolute pitch,
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like my sister,
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Almost.
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Me, I have absolute taste.
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I'm able to distinguish
each flavor, each aroma,
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any ingredient of any dish.
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It's like...
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a superpower.
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My uncle often
talked about Paris.
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The bakeries, the
boucheries, the pastry shops.
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Cafes at every corner.
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I understood that
city was meant for me.
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I packed my things
to follow him.
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The good times were ahead...
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But, I was only 9 years old.
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"You have to wait Alice."
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So, instead of
reading comic books,
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I read cook books.
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Instead of studying music,
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I learned Paris by my heart.
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Instead of eating candies,
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I trained my palate.
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Hum!
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- Bleh!
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- Hmm-mm.
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Time passed.
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When my uncle came back,
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I was ready.
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But I was only 10.
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Agh!
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I had to wait.
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More.
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A lot more.
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Elsa left for Paris before me.
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And then one day...
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It was finally my turn.
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Wow, my dream life
can now come true!
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Paris, it's you and me now.
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Pepper!
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Hmm.
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They changed the recipe.
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I loved the morning
light in Paris,
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and I loved the calm
of the breakfast.
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And I love the calm of-
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It was weeks since
I moved in Paris,
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and it was exactly how
I thought it would be.
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Bakeries, boucheries,
pastry shops,
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cafes at every corner.
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It was great.
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Specially because I lived
with my sister, Elsa.
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I rediscovered
all of her habits.
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How she can sleep anywhere.
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Really anywhere.
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Or how she does the dishes...
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With bubble bath.
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How she tries to
remember everything.
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However, what I didn't miss
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was the germ food diet,
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And a way of making
noise with the bread...
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Every...
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Single...
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Morning.
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"In life you have to
enjoy the little things,
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if the bread makes noise
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you have to make
noise with the bread"
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Great philosophy
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But then...
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No more bread. It
gave me an idea.
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I said: "I'm buying some".
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My plan was simple.
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There are 800 bakeries in Paris.
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I was going to find
one that made...
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Silent bread.
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But it was too long.
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But it was too heavy.
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Time to take the test.
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Hmm, nope.
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With that one I
could play a concert.
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No.
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Uh, no.
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No.
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No.
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Only one left.
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The last hope bread.
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It was noisy.
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But wow!
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This one was made
with red rice yeast.
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It gave me another idea.
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I came back and said:
"this is a delicate bread.
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You have to treat it
in a delicate way.
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It's your philosophy isn't it?"
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Yes! I had won my silence.
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What?
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used to be the house of the .
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I don't know why,
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but working in this bathing
tub is really inspiring.
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I'm done with this paper!
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It was due yesterday.
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This is a place where
anything can be done.
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Yes, anything.
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Read, and drink, and
work, and cook, and sleep,
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and yoga, and dance, and
talk, and sleep again.
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Just like it were on my place.
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Time for lunch!
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Today, my mother wants
to know everything
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about my new apartment.
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I tried to avoid it the
text, but it got worse.
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She wants information...
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Fine.
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Let's make her believe,
this is my new apartment.
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Selfie in the living room.
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Selfie in the boudoir.
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Selfie in the
queen size bedroom.
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Selfie in the location.
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Uh... maybe not.
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Selfie in the kitchen.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- [Alice] Well, I
think it's enough.
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Finally quiet. She
must be amazed.
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"Who is that boy behind you?"
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What guy?
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No way!
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Someone photobombed
all my pictures.
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Oh no, it's getting worse.
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is a place full of jokers.
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Like me.
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That day,
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Elsa told me that
as I live here,
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I have to pay my
share of the rent.
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Yep.
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I had a plan to make money
with my absolute taste.
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Become a food critique.
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So, I went to ,
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newspapers magazines,
television shows.
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But they all said:
"you're too young,
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the market is to crowded,
you don't know Paris."
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So, for my last job
interview I said:
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"I have tons of experience,
I know Paris by my heart,
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and I'm 43 years old...
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I look a lot younger."
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- Ah!.
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- [Alice] He was
delighted. I had the job.
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For a try-out.
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To be a good food critique,
there are 3 golden rules.
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Number 1: Save space for desert.
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Number 2: Try to
visit the kitchen.
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Number 3: Don't be spotted.
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Lets go!
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To the restaurant:
Les Résistants.
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The waiter gave so much
detail on the menu,
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I wanted to try it all.
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I tried it all.
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I was taking notes, but
the waiter looked at me.
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I didn't want to be spotted.
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I ate it all.
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I had no more space in my
stomach, but space in my bag.
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I was staring at the kitchen
when the chef asked me:
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"What are you looking at?"
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I was trapped so I said:
"Something's burning, no?"
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I had only followed one rule,
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but I was born to do that job.
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But then I got spotted.
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Whatever.
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And this is my critique.
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Les Résistants is a
restaurant for the ,
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the cooks spend 6 months
on the role of France.
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Searching for the
very best products.
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Veggies, meat and fish.
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Here everything is fresh,
organic and seasoned.
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The is so well,
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they have already .
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My boss read the
12 pages and said:
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"Excellent job! Welcome to
the Beans Lovers Non-Profit!"
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What? Volunteering?
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Great. This won't pay
my rent, nor my meal.
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But I had a good lunch.
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The other day, I was
cooking for my friends.
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I wanted to make them
a delicious omelet.
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Oh no! No more eggs.
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It was fine because
I knew the best place
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to buy the freshest
eggs of Paris.
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I took a shortcut, ,
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an old train track that
just to go around Paris.
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No train has run here
for more than 20 years.
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But, I will still never see
it make an omelet out of me.
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Here it is! .
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An old station turned
into a real farm.
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Oh no! No more eggs.
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Then, I realized the eggs
weren't gone. They weren't laid.
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I had to wait for them.
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So, I went to the
station reading room,
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and I read a chapter of my book.
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Then I took a coffee.
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Then I chewed off the
ends, let's go to work!
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I read a second chapter,
then a took a second coffee.
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I wanted to read a
third chapter, but I
had too much coffee.
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So, I spent my time
as in the repair shop.
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Before I tried all the tools,
the hens laid the eggs.
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But, I wasn't the
only one waiting.
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An omelet, with only one egg?
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Well, I had to change the menu.
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At the end of my classes,
I love going back
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to my place walking.
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And crossing the
is really relaxing.
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As you're surrounded by
water, you feel protected
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from the attacks
of cars and buses
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coming from the boulevards.
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I studied a lot today, and
I deserved a little treat.
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La Maison Du Chou
is my favorite place
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to buy cream puff.
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I know the recipe for the
perfect afternoon snack.
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Step 1: the cream puff.
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Step 2: They're filled with
cream, and I'm filled with joy.
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Step 3: I find the
best spot to eat.
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To late, it's already
lovers kissing time.
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And according to Paris laws,
this bench belongs to them.
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I heard all stories about cream
puff robberies by the birds.
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This view could be a little
bare 10 feet from here.
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Oh no! This box is already empty
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and I didn't stop to enjoy them.
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Well, it won't be the first time
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I go to La Maison Du Chou twice.
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Twice, twice, twice, twice.
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This is Charlie.
Elsa's best friend.
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He is a young chef. He often
tries his recipes on us.
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But that day, he wanted
to buy the best french pie
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in Paris.
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But the butcher
wouldn't sell it to him.
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Maybe it's only for
the great chefs.
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We said: "That's not fair,
we're going to help!"
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"No, each time you two try
to help, it goes wrong".
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Well, that time we train cat...
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And that time we tried
to help him move out.
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He said we were catastrophes.
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He made fun of us.
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Let's prove him wrong, shall we?
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We entered, we immediately
saw what we wanted,
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and we asked for it together.
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But the butcher said
it wasn't for sale.
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Because it was made for the
World Championship next week.
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That's a good reason
not to sell it.
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No, we couldn't come
back without it.
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We thought of a B plan.
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C, D, a Z plan.
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But, we weren't listening.
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Well, she wasn't listening.
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Wait, where did she go?
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Elsa went for it alone,
with a seduction plan.
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She marveled at
all the products.
265
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,381
She made some jokes.
266
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,251
She told him she was single.
267
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,087
And then, she asked for the pie.
268
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,155
And he said: "No!"
269
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She could have anything else,
270
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,758
so she went all in.
271
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:43,596
And he said...
272
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:45,532
"No!"
273
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,803
Ha ha ha!
274
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,405
I had a better plan
with my absolute taste.
275
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,140
I told him the
ingredient of his pie.
276
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,343
Celery, lemon,
asparagus, herb licor,
277
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,111
and even strawberries.
278
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,214
I told him the
recipe for the pate.
279
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,049
Let marinate duck with garlic,
280
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,151
onion and rosemary for two days.
281
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,489
Prepare the dough, board three
chimneys, and add the jelly.
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00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,724
I offered
283
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,826
to my professional
taster services.
284
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,227
And I asked for the
piece of the pie,
285
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,795
and he said: "No!"
286
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,230
But I could have anything else.
287
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,098
So...
288
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,900
I tried something else.
289
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,238
"No!"
290
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,410
We were ridiculous,
really ridiculous.
291
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,679
Charlie is right, we don't
know to work together.
292
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,114
But we didn't even try.
293
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,483
It gave us an idea.
294
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,486
Tan-taran-tan!
295
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,755
Charlie was so impressed.
296
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:42,989
- Wow!
297
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,791
- [Alice] In the end,
all we needed was...
298
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,094
A piece of a pie, and the
medal of the champion.
299
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,299
We know to work together.
300
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,501
- Hmm.
301
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,669
- [Alice] When we
make fun of Charlie...
302
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,879
Yesterday, I was
taking pictures at
303
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,080
for my photo class.
304
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,949
When I arrived, my mind
told me: "let's go!"
305
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,751
My stomach told
me: "I'm hungry!"
306
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,054
So, I went to Miznon
to eat a pita.
307
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,590
It was filled with
fresh vegetables,
308
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,726
and the set was very peculiar.
309
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,560
It was delicious.
310
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,394
Hum!
311
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,629
It was the real stuff.
312
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,065
At one time, my
frame was perfect.
313
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,603
But I had to clean my equipment.
314
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,205
Twice.
315
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,640
My mind told me: "Pf!"
316
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,508
My stomach told
me: "I'm hungry!"
317
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,977
So I went back to Miznon
to eat the sweet pita.
318
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,779
It was filled with
chocolate and banana.
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00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:40,980
I was ready to go back.
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00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,717
Amateur photographer
lesson number 1:
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00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,953
iconic places with tourist
do not look good in pictures.
322
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,589
Lesson number 2:
let's take crossroads.
323
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,426
Wow! I had found a
little photo paradise.
324
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,099
I was done!
325
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,333
Ready to celebrate.
326
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,502
And my stomach said:
"Let's go to Miznon!"
327
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,056
That day, Elsa was in the
verge of a nervous breakdown.
328
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,859
A week ago, she had a fight
with Adrian, her boyfriend,
329
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,228
and they hadn't talked since.
330
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,764
So...
331
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,699
She couldn't work.
332
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,968
She jumped at every phone call.
333
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,537
And she had two
ice-cream pieces a day.
334
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,673
Even worse, it was contagious.
335
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,907
Bleh!
336
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,475
Enough now, we have
to relax a little.
337
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,580
Let's go!
338
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,817
We went to .
339
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,156
It's a , coated
with white cream.
340
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,028
It's just like a
little , but edible.
341
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,832
We looked for a nice
bench to savor them.
342
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,535
But we ran into
Adrian, her boyfriend.
343
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,036
And he wasn't alone.
344
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:11,905
Ah! No way.
345
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,807
Elsa became crazy.
346
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,645
Thank God they left.
347
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,547
I tried to comfort her with a .
348
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,583
But she wasn't
sad, she was angry.
349
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,485
And when my sister's angry...
350
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,823
We took care of Adrian's bike.
351
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,858
We didn't pay the
coffee at his bar.
352
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,160
We put a rotten fish
in his doorstep.
353
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,795
And then everything went faster.
354
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,499
That day we were the kingpins.
355
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,301
The kingpins of love.
356
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,870
Our next step,
357
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,406
break the locker that
had sealed the love.
358
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,277
In the meantime, I
could finally enjoy a .
359
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:57,550
But she needed help, I
did it like in the movies.
360
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,818
It was easy.
361
00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,753
Yes, very simple.
362
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,088
Well, okay it was difficult.
363
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,557
I did it!
364
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,293
But it was the other one.
365
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,528
Ah!
366
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,529
I thought of the couple
somewhere in the world
367
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,530
fighting because of me.
368
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,699
Hmm, sorry.
369
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,070
It was done, the
locker was broken.
370
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,874
And Elsa wasn't mad
anymore, she was sad.
371
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,842
I didn't help any left.
372
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,512
But we were together.
373
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,066
I love coming here to
read, it's so quiet.
374
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,435
, the secret place.
375
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,803
But nobody comes here.
376
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,771
That day, I was so
absorbed by my reading,
377
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,306
that nothing could disturb me.
378
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,443
Oh!
379
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,611
A candy! And another one.
380
00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,813
It looked like a trail.
381
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,083
I'm a candy expert
and a trail lover.
382
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,385
So I told myself:
"Let's go hunt."
383
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,688
First, the trail
was really easy.
384
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,758
Clues everywhere.
385
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,395
Then, something changed.
386
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,398
Someone else was on the trail.
387
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,035
Give me that, you!
388
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,806
Is that even a candy?
389
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,675
You were well hidden!
390
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,811
Candy's are running away.
391
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,113
No way!
392
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,081
I had to do something.
393
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,351
Le Bonbon au Palais!
394
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,954
Yes! I had finally
found the place.
395
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,522
Told you I was an explorer.
396
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,390
Huh!
397
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,562
I was afraid to end up
like Hansel and Gretel,
398
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,432
but I was afraid to miss
out on the delicious candy.
399
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,635
Le Bonbon au Palais is a safe
for rare and exceptional candy
400
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,737
from all over France.
401
00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:00,373
To end the quest,
I made myself .
402
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,745
It was a difficult
place to find,
403
00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:08,014
and I was really
proud of myself.
404
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,350
Then, I realized
it was next to .
405
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,661
That day, I had
only 3 euros left.
406
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,698
But I had an idea
for making money.
407
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,167
Become a tourist
guide in Montmartre.
408
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,371
But not just any guide, a
guide of culinary stories.
409
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,207
I placed an ad, and
the following day,
410
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,543
my visit was fully booked.
411
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,379
At the time of the meeting,
there was only one person.
412
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,819
That girl had booked every spot.
413
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,920
It was weird.
414
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:53,526
The visit started and that
Rudeau was very annoying,
415
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,562
she didn't listen.
416
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,465
She didn't want to follow me.
417
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,802
And she made stops
whenever she wanted.
418
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,307
A guide flag. No way...
419
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,143
She told me she was also a
culinary guide of Montmartre.
420
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,247
And that I was on her territory.
421
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,016
There is no room for two.
422
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,917
Luckily, I had an idea.
423
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,020
Let's make a contest
of culinary stories.
424
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,255
The first scoring
10 wins a spot here.
425
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,159
"Okay, let's the best win."
426
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,497
I gave my first story, this
is the Vigne of Montmartre.
427
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:34,334
One day, a smart
villager built a
428
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,603
under the hill,
and arrives here.
429
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,072
She didn't believe
me, and then...
430
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,274
First point.
431
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,778
Rudeau said: "This is the secret
photo booth of Montmartre,
432
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,546
if you take a picture
with your tongue out,
433
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,049
the machine delivers a
photo, and a biscuit."
434
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,617
I didn't believe her and then...
435
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,285
Oh!
436
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,088
The score was 9
to 9, it was tied.
437
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,490
We were in front of Le
Bistrot de la Galette
438
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,492
and I got an idea
to win for sure.
439
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,696
I said: "The one will name the
mysterious ingredient, wins."
440
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:03,630
"Okay."
441
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,531
That was easy.
442
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,933
At Le Bistrot de la Galette,
443
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,902
they make pastries like in
the old days of Montmartre.
444
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,570
The match could now begin.
445
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,974
From the original
ingredient I said: "violet."
446
00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:18,745
Rudeau said: "tarragon".
447
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,980
The waiter said: "violet."
448
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:21,815
Uh-huh!
449
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,249
Bye bye, Rudeau!
450
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,092
But I had use my absolute taste
451
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,493
and that wasn't fair play.
452
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,130
I felt guilty, so
I stepped down.
453
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,199
To ring around the same
neighborhood everyday,
454
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,200
this is not for me.
455
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,602
We could even be friends now.
456
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,171
But the waiter asked us to pay.
457
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,742
She said: "I have no
money, she took my job."
458
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,578
I said: "I have no money, she
didn't pay for the visit."
459
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,913
The waiter said: "We
can fin an arrangement."
460
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:57,450
Well, that made for another
culinary story to tell.
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