All language subtitles for That.70s.Show.S07E25.1080p.BluRay.x264-YELLOWBiRD

All right, here's your motel.

You're gonna love Chicago.

You never lived near the ocean,
but that's all about to change

thanks to good
old Lake Michigan.

Yeah, I just wish I
knew someone here.

A friendly face, you know?

Don't worry.
You're gonna be great.

Oh,
boy, I got a long drive back.

You know, that door's kind of
tricky. You gotta actually open it.

All right, Jackie, do you want me to stay
and get a burger with you or something?

Michael, it's like you're
a mind reader. Okay.

Wait. No, keep going. Guess
what I want on my burger.

Lettuce, tomato and ketchup
put on by a waiter born in America.

Eric, you're gonna
love teaching in Africa.

I hear the women walk around
with their hoo-hoos hanging out.

Dad.

- So did you get
your shots yet?
- Wait. What shots?

The vaccines to protect you
against exotic diseases.

I had to get them
when I was in the military.

You were in the National Guard.

What exotic diseases
were you afraid you'd catch,

scaredy-cat-eating-pie-
in-a-Jacuzzi fever?

Hey, I'm proud of my service.

Somebody had to stay home
and hose down those hippies.

You guys, I leave
for Africa in two days.

How come no one told me
about these shots?

Oh, goodness gracious, did I
forget to give you that letter?

You know, when you get to be my
age, sometimes you forget about things.

And sometimes you hide them in
the rarely used Mexican soup section

of this gigantic cookbook.

Mom, I need these shots.

Africa is very strict about these things,
and they're not strict about anything.

I mean, the women walk around
with their hoo-hoos hanging out.

Kitty, you have no right to stand
in the way of someone's dreams.

And if you don't
let Eric go to Africa,

you'll crush my dream
of getting rid of him.

Fine. Eric,
I'll give you the shots.

A mother should support her son.

Just know the needles
are big as sausages,

and if I miss the mark by even
a hair, your heart might explode.

But don't worry.
It only hurts till you die.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Hey, Donna, look, there's something
really important I need you to do for me.

Eric, I don't care if you're
going to Africa. I'm not doing that.

Please don't let my mom plan
this fancy send-off for me, okay?

I can just see her planning this
embarrassing farewell with, like,

music and banners and,
like, doves.

Oh, man, it's good to be home.

Jackie was all
depressed and crying

'cause she didn't have
any friends in Chicago.

So I had to lighten the mood
with some skee ball.

Jackie hates skee ball.

I didn't take Jackie.

Well, that explains why she's called me
four times since she's been in Chicago.

Three of those were to say
that she hates my outfit.

How does she know?

Eric? Jackie's on the phone.
She wants to talk to you.

- Jackie wants to
talk to Forman?
- Yes.

Now pick up because she's
been blabbering for 20 minutes.

And I never noticed it
when she was living here,

but she's not that interesting.

- Hello?
- Hey, Eric? It's Jackie.

Uh-huh.

Look, I just realized you're
about to leave for Africa,

and I won't get a chance
to say goodbye in person.

That makes me sad.

I mean, you've always been
very special to me.

Okay, Jackie, if
there's a gun to your head,

say the word "cream cheese."

No, Eric, I'm just gonna
miss you is all, okay?

So just take care of
yourself in Africa.

Okay. I will.

Wait, you want to talk to who?

You want to tell
him you love him?

Well, I don't know.

You guys didn't really leave
on the best of terms.

Okay.

Dad, telephone!

I don't know Eric very well, but
he seems like a heck of a nice guy.

Eric? Eric is good people.
Is good people, yes.

I'll never forget. It was
the hottest day of summer,

and Hyde and Kelso dug a hole
then covered it with leaves.

And they said, "Hey, Fez,
wanna see a pile of dead leaves?"

So, naturally, I ran over.

- What happened?
- I fell in and I
couldn't get out.

And the sun was beating down.
So hot. So hot.

Finally, Eric came over.

And you know what
that magnificent boy did?

He poured soda all over me

because that's what friends do.

And then the ants came.

Hey, guys.

Oh, Eric,

about you leaving,

I just want you to know that...

Oh, here comes the waterworks.

- Hey, Hyde, man.
- Hey, man.

Listen, I wanted some tunes,
so I need to find a record store.

- Leo,
you're in a record store.
- Whoa, that was fast, man.

- So what are you doing here?
- I'm the boss,
man, which is ironic,

'cause I'm also the
least-motivated employee.

So if you have
a whole record store,

how come you've been
kind of mopey lately, man?

I'm not mopey. I'm fine.

Well, where's that loud girl
you're always hanging with?

Jackie? She's in Chicago.

Loud girl's in Chicago.

Hey, that's why you're
sad, man. You love loud girl.

Maybe I do. You know what?

The only reason I'm admitting that is
because you have no short-term memory.

You're gonna forget this
conversation when it's over.

Hey, that's not true, man.

Hey, guess what I found out?

- What, Leo?
- Loud girl's in Chicago.

Crap, it's almost time for me
to go get my shots.

Yeah, why do I have to get shots
anyway? So I get Yellow Fever.

I could use a little color.

You guys, this might be
our last circle together.

We're growing up.

I mean, these two have jobs,
and Eric is off to start his life,

and I'm doing more
shaving than ever.

Eric, I know you're scared
of getting your shots.

So I'm gonna be a pal
and get them with you,

'cause I owe you for that time that I
chucked that dead raccoon at you,

and then it turned
out to not be dead.

And then it bit you, and
then you kicked it back at me,

and then it bit me,

and then we both had to go
and get rabies shots.

Remember, on the way to
the hospital, Kelso saw that dog,

and he jumped out of the car
'cause he wanted to go pet it,

but he forgot the car was
moving, and he broke his arm?

That was the funniest, bloodiest,
most rabies-filled day ever.

Look at us.

Best friends
offering to help each other.

You know, we always have
to remember this moment.

What?

Upstairs, now.

I am in huge trouble.

I can't believe that is what
you idiots have been doing

in my basement all these years!

I wish I had 2,000 feet

so I could put 500 of them
in each of your asses!

I'm shocked.

The basement door closes and
out come the lighters and the drugs.

And I am sure Donna's down
there bouncing around without a bra.

It's like Amsterdam down there.

Did someone
shove a vacuum up your nose

and suck out your last,
lonely brain cell?

What is going on in your head?

I am so
disappointed in you boys.

And here I thought it was my dryer
that made our clothes smell funny.

Who taught
you how to do this?

Was it those damn Beatles?

All You Need Is Love.

All you need is
a job and a haircut.

And you, wipe that stupid smirk
off your dopey, dope-fiend face.

Do you know what
drugs do to you?

They shrink your brain
until one day you wake up,

and you think you're Superman
and you can fly,

and then you wind up jumping
off the roof in your underpants.

Oh, this idiot doesn't need drugs
for that. He does that every Saturday.

Well, this is the worst thing
that you have ever done!

Eric, I am gonna make you...

I am going to...

Well, I can't think of anything
worse than sending you to Africa.

You're going to Africa.

Hey, Leo.

So, I decided that tomorrow,
after I say goodbye to Forman,

I'm gonna go to Chicago.

Hey, loud girl's in Chicago.

You should look her up.

Good idea.

Anyway, what I was
thinking is, while I'm gone,

you could run the record store.

It'd be fun, man, like the
old days at The Fotohut.

You know, the film
place you used to own?

Wait. Was it a little blue house
in the middle of a parking lot

with a drive-up window?

Exactly.

I don't remember
that at all, man.

Okay, Michael, Eric,

pull your pants down
and lean over the table.

I'll go get those
gigantic needles.

I just hope somebody remembered
to bring them in out of the rain

so they're not all rusty.

Hey, Donna, I'm gonna need you
to help me pull my pants off.

Fine. Turn around.

Wedgie.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say off?
I thought you said up your butt.

I still liked it.

- I can't believe
you're leaving tomorrow.
- Yeah.

It's kind of weird spending
our last moments together

bent over a table with
our naked butts in the air.

This is how I
always hoped it'd be.

You know, I was gonna say
that I'll miss you,

but I'm not a nancy-boy.

You know, Kelso, there's
something I want to say to you.

Son of a bitch!

Oh, that hurt like hell.

That was the alcohol swab.

Well, it was freezing.

Well, this is it.

Just have to make it past
Mom's farewell ambush,

and then off to Africa.

Actually, Eric, I
wanted to talk to you first.

I don't know if you know this,

but I've been looking forward to you
getting out of the house for a long time.

Yeah. I believe your exact words were,
"It will be more glorious than D-day."

Yeah. Well,

you're my son,
and I'm your father, so...

Here.

That's your
pocketknife from Korea.

You said if I ever touched that,

I'd meet the same fate as
hundreds of other godless commies.

Well, I want you to take it
to Africa with you.

Really?

Wow, Dad, that means a lot.

And,
Son, I want you to know that

I'm gonna miss you, and I
love you, and have a good trip.

Wait a second.
What did you just say?

I said have a good trip.

No, before that.

You heard me.

Wow, this feels like
one of those moments when,

you know,
normal people would hug.

Thank you, Dad.

- So, really,
any last-minute advice?
- Yeah.

You lose that knife,
don't come home.

Surprise.

It's just you?

Donna, this is
the best surprise ever.

So, the Vista Cruiser, huh?

You know, this is where
we had our first kiss.

I know. I remember.

- Wow.
- Well, it's gotta
last a really long time.

This is weird.

I mean, me leaving.

It's like it's real.

Yeah, but you're gonna be back
before you know it,

and then we're gonna have
our whole lives to spend together.

Listen to me, Donna,

I love you so much.

You know, you're my
best friend. And I...

I love you.

And thank you for not letting my mom
plan this, like, going-away surprise thing.

I love you, too, Eric.

And I'm sorry.

- For what?
- For this. Okay, guys!

Surprise!

Mom.

You know, who am I kidding?
I wanted this.

Oh, Eric.

Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna
put you in charge of this.

If you ever wanna cheer
Fez up, here's a little trick.

I got you.
I got you. Who got you?

- Who got you?
- You do, Eric.

Okay.

Here you go, Forman.
A little going-away gift.

Thanks, man.

Hyde, this bag is empty.

Yeah, I heard about the stuff
they have over in Africa.

Fill that bad boy up,
send it back to me.

Honey,

I'm sorry if I smothered you.

That's just what a mother does.

But I've accepted that you're
leaving, and I'm ready to let you go.

Oh, Mom.

Mom, I'm really only allowed
one carry-on, so...

Dad.

Come on, Kitty. Come on.

Eric,
I'm not real good with words,

so I thought I'd say goodbye
the only way I know how.

Hit it, boys.

So long, Point Place.

Oh, for Pete's sake. Come on.

So long, Point Place.

Come in.

- Hey.
- Steven!

What are you doing here?

Nothing. I had some free time,
thought I'd check out Chicago.

- How's it going?
- Good.

Hey, do you want to go take a
walk, maybe get something to eat?

Jackie, I checked. No one can see us
doing it from the parking lot.

You're dead.

I'm nude.