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Hey, Sarah, when you and
Donna are alone at the radio station,
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do you ever pretend that instead
of being just a regular intern,
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that you're, like,
a super naughty intern?
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Oh, and that Donna has to
teach you a very naked lesson?
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I'll give you 10 bucks and what's
left of my hot dog to say yes.
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No, sillies. There's way too much
work to do at the station to daydream.
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I mean, I have to take
my top off and sort records,
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and then Donna and I have
to French-kiss. It's exhausting.
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This is why there should be
more women in the workforce.
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Um, please don't take this
the wrong way,
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but I want to have sex with you.
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Sarah's only been
interning for a week,
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but the deejays have already
let her talk on the air,
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and they gave her a really
cool nickname, Sizzling Sarah.
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- Oh, that's terrific.
- That's onomatopoeia.
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- That's good.
- It rhymes.
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It is so fun.
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Everyone at the station's been
super nice, especially the older men.
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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- This girl is great.
- This girl is great.
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That girl is a bitch.
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She's Sizzling Sarah
in one week?
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It took me six months of sorting
records to become Hot Donna.
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Six months.
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Uh, no, actually, you've been
Hot Donna since the fifth grade
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when you started cultivating
that melon patch.
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Don't tell her about the melon
patch. Now she knows our secret code.
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Sizzling Sarah.
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I don't even know why they
hired her. She's music illiterate.
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When I asked her if she liked The Police,
she was like, "No, I prefer firemen."
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Donna, who cares
if she knows about music?
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The girl is freaking hot.
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Yeah, Donna, what you've yet to
realize is that life is a beauty contest.
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I mean, you got your job
because you're hot,
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and now a new hot girl is
coming and taking your place.
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It's survival of the juggiest.
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No, I got my job
because I know music.
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Yeah, that's why your on-air
nickname is "Music-knowing Donna."
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Look, Donna, your problem is
you've got too much going on.
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I mean, the less you have going
on, the less you have to worry about.
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Look at me. I've got nothing going
on and I've got nothing to worry about.
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Except your future.
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Eh.
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How's it going?
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- Horrible, I want you back.
- Thank God, I want you back.
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- In fact, marry me.
- Oh, yes, Steven!
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Do you, Jackie?
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- I do!
- Me, too!
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Yeah, baby!
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Jackie, I said, how's it going?
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Fine.
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Everything's fine.
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You guys, while I was
in the bathroom,
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I realized I totally forgot
to wear a bra today.
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I love you.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Steven, I've noticed
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that every day you come home
from the record store tired and irritable,
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and I just want to say,
"Welcome to life."
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So, what's new
in the world of rock 'n' roll?
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'Cause this cool cat wants the
skinny on the bebop, maestro.
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Uh, well, tomorrow we have Tom Jones coming
in for a record signing at the store.
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Tom Jones! I love him!
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Oh, and the way he
shakes his hips.
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It just... It makes me feel
all nervous and embarrassed.
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Boy, that sounds like fun.
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Fun for you, maybe.
You're a middle-aged woman.
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What?
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Don't "what" me.
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The average lifespan is 72,
so if you're older than 36,
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which you are, then, by
definition, you're middle-aged.
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Discussion over.
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Okay, when you're right,
you're right.
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Wow.
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I win an argument
every six years or so.
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Is Steven here?
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I'm only asking to make sure he's
not in case he still has feelings for me.
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Well, he's not here.
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He went to a bar to forget
how much he loves you.
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Really?
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Uh, no, he's at the car wash.
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- You guys wanna
hear something sick?
- Ooh, yes. Please, hurry.
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Mr. Randall,
down at the radio station,
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wants me to host a live remote
from Hyde's record store
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when Tom Jones is there.
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And to promote it, they want to
put me on a billboard wearing this.
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That's just good radio.
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Well, I'm not wearing it.
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I should be valued for my voice
and music knowledge, not my body,
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no matter how smoking it is.
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There you go again with your
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"women should be valued
for their minds" gobbledygook.
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Donna, women should be
valued for their looks.
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Men should be
valued for their cars,
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and foreigners should be
valued for their ability to sweep.
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Hey, hey.
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We also drive a mean taxi.
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I'm not caving to
their smutty demands.
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I am an on-air personality.
I am not a sex kitten.
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I agree, Donna.
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Making you wear that outfit
is demeaning to women.
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Well, thank you, Fez.
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But, just to be sure,
put it on and shake your ass.
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Would you please quit giggling?
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Sorry, man. I'm listening
to George Carlin's
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Seven Dirty Words You Can't
Say on Radio and Television.
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Man, he just keeps saying them
over and over again.
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Potty mouth.
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Okay, Tom Jones is booked
and everything is set.
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You know, I don't think
there's anything more exciting
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than a promotional
event gone right.
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Then you need to get drunk
and ride a mechanical bull.
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You know, you're being
more of a tool than usual.
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Have you talked to Jackie?
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No, Angie. What do
I have to say to Jackie?
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That you love her and miss her.
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I don't love people.
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I love Camaros, Zeppelin
and french fries, in that order.
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You guys, I just had
this brilliant idea.
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You know how every dirty word
has a number?
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Instead of cursing, you could
just say that number.
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Like I could say,
"Hi, go three yourself."
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Hey, Angie,
when Tom Jones gets here,
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you're not gonna throw your
underpants at him, are you?
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Michael, you know
I don't wear underwear.
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Come on, man, you're my sister.
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I just told her to say that
to gross you out. Burn!
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Yeah, you got me.
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Besides, I happen to know
that she does wear underwear.
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Sometimes she lets me take
them off for her. Boomerang burn!
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I feel terrible.
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I think it's the flu.
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Okay, now is this the real flu or the
Martini & Rossi Asti Spumante flu?
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Now I'm gonna miss
Tom Jones this afternoon,
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and I wanted his
autograph so badly.
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- Red, I was thinking maybe...
- No.
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You know, if you were sick and
Joe DiMaggio was signing footballs,
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I'd get an autograph for you.
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Mom, Joe DiMaggio
played baseball.
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That'd be like me saying
G.I. Joe has a karate grip.
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What a nerd I'd be.
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- Hey, Fez, I need your advice.
- You should show more leg.
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I'm serious.
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I still love Steven and I want him
back. Everything reminds me of him.
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Every time I walk past a pile
of dirty laundry, I start crying.
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Then you should go to him
and tell him how you feel.
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No, I cannot go up to Steven
and pour my heart out to him
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if I'm not sure he
feels the same way.
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I couldn't take the rejection.
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Oh, please, I've been
rejected a million times.
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And trust me, after the first 100 or
so, they don't sting no more, baby.
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I wouldn't even know
what to say.
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Okay, let's role-play.
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Pretend I'm Hyde and say everything
you want to say to him to me.
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Really? Okay.
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Steven, I love you
and I want you back.
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I never thought I would hear
those words, my darling.
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Ew!
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I'm sorry, I got
a little carried away.
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I'll be serious
this time, I promise.
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Okay.
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I love you and all I want
is for us to be together.
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- Get off me, weirdo.
- I'm the weirdo?
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You're the one saying, "I love
you," smack! "I love you," smack!
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You little tease.
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So, you see, Mr. Randall, I don't think
it's necessary for me to wear a bikini.
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I mean, what is sexier
than a little bit of mystery?
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Well, according to
my research, naked boobies.
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All right, look,
ratings are down,
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and I think this
could really help.
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Well, I'm not gonna strip
for a radio advertisement.
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- It's demeaning.
- I'll do it.
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You will?
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Yeah, of course she'll do it.
This whole billboard was her idea.
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What?
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Unlike some people, I care
about this radio station.
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Plus, I just love
wearing a bikini.
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When I put one on,
I jiggle just like jelly.
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Well, she jiggles just like two
perfectly filled water balloons,
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but I'm afraid you'll never
get to see them, or touch them,
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or make a motorboat sound
with your mouth between them,
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because she is a lady!
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00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,565
Sarah, you knew
that I would never do this.
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You were just trying
to make me look bad.
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And it's working.
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You're fired.
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Wait, you're firing me
because I won't strip?
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No, no, you know what?
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I'm a gentleman, and I normally
don't use this kind of language.
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But, Mr. Randall, you are one
sixing, sevening monkey-fiver.
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You think your one don't stink?
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Well, three off, you
threeing three. Come on.
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Ladies, ladies, I realize Tom Jones is
late, and I have an announcement to make.
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Shut up!
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Holy crap.
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It's like a water
buffalo convention.
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I'm not waiting two hours
for a lousy autograph.
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Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse
me. Sorry, watch your feet.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me there, buddy.
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Hey, no cutsies.
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Oh, hell,
I don't need Tom Jones.
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I'll sign the damn album myself.
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Excuse me.
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Who pinched my behind?
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Bonnie!
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Your husband hasn't even
been dead two months.
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I am freaking pissed.
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Sarah puts on a bikini,
and whammo, she gets me fired?
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That little bimbo set this whole
thing up and I am freaking pissed!
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Well, see what happens when you try
to skate through life using your brain?
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For the millionth time,
people, it's all about the looks!
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Well, I refuse to trade on my
good looks to achieve success.
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Eric Forman
don't play that game.
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Well, I'm not gonna
let her get away with this.
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I need to think of
a way to get even.
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All right, you need to do something
brilliant, that's subtle but clever.
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Hit her in the face
with a Wiffle ball bat.
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Um, I don't think that's
exactly what I'm looking for.
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Okay, well, then, you've
obviously never been hit in the face
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with a Wiffle ball bat.
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Wait a second.
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Sarah's gonna be broadcasting
live from the record store, right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, then I got
an awesome idea.
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Well, if it's hitting her in
the face with a Wiffle ball bat,
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you stole that from me.
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Here it is, Kitty,
a signed Tom Jones album.
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Oh! Aw!
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, I hope he wasn't upset
I couldn't be there myself.
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00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,073
Did you tell him I had the flu?
239
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:08,992
Didn't come up.
240
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,871
Well, what did you talk about?
241
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,789
Fishing.
242
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,000
Tom Jones fishes?
243
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,045
Yeah, it's surprising, I know.
244
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:26,093
I'm so surprised that I'm gonna
go upstairs and take a nap.
245
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,107
This is Sizzling Sarah
at Grooves record store,
246
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,151
coming at you live,
without a bra.
247
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:46,697
And up next some music
from a band.
248
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,951
- That's great.
- Okay.
249
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,263
I was thinking now would be
a good time to put a bikini on.
250
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,414
Fortunately, I keep
a box of them in my car.
251
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:56,457
Come on.
252
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,502
Tom is two hours late.
253
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,963
These women are gonna
rip this place apart.
254
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,591
We've gotta think of some way
to distract them.
255
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,927
What do you want me to do,
throw a ham at them?
256
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,972
All right, all right,
you should throw me at them.
257
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,977
I'll give these ladies what
they're not getting at home.
258
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,359
Okay, there's Hyde.
259
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,736
Go and tell him
you want him back.
260
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,489
I can't.
261
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,492
I mean, if I knew he loved me, I'd
be happy to put myself out there.
262
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,579
But I don't, and if he
doesn't, I'll just feel so stupid.
263
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:40,125
Okay, just go to him and say,
"Steven, I want to talk about us."
264
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,544
And if he wants to talk,
then he wants you back.
265
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,266
But if he blows you off, then you
tested the water, and the water...
266
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,549
Well, the water
doesn't love you.
267
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,345
All right, here I go.
268
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,017
Hey, um, Steven,
can we talk about us?
269
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,353
Us? Who has time
to talk about us?
270
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,730
Oh, lady, you're not at home.
Put your shoes back on.
271
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,028
He didn't even
want to talk to me.
272
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,698
Am I so disgusting?
273
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,407
Apparently to him.
274
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:18,079
Eric, are you sure
this is gonna work?
275
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,749
Donna, let's just say when
we're done with Sizzling Sarah,
276
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:24,670
her new nickname's gonna be
"Crying, No-job, Street Prostitute Sarah."
277
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,342
Hi, Sarah.
278
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,846
Hi, I just wanted to thank you
for getting me fired.
279
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:37,558
I realize now that my feminist
ideals are just a bunch of hooey,
280
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,686
and I should use my brains
less and my body more.
281
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:44,982
Yeah, I don't know why women
are given brains in the first place.
282
00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:49,778
Anyway, Mr. Randall felt bad for
me so he hired me back as an intern,
283
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,240
and he wants you to play this
after the commercial, track six.
284
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:58,161
You know, Donna,
you and I are a lot alike.
285
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,080
Well, except I'm on the radio
and you're not.
286
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:06,294
Steven, Tom Jones is stuck in
a snowstorm. He's not coming.
287
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,715
These women will riot.
288
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:12,801
Yeah, when middle-aged women
get mad, they get super pissed.
289
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,014
'Cause they got nothing to
lose. They're almost dead.
290
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,519
Which is why we should have
somebody else break the news.
291
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,147
Hey, Fez, you want
to meet some ladies?
292
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,776
Yeah.
293
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,697
Okay, I've just been handed
a hot, new record.
294
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,657
So here's George Carlin
295
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:39,286
with The Seven Dirty Words You
Can't Say on Television or Radio.
296
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,329
Huh.
297
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:44,083
It seems like I almost
shouldn't play it.
298
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,250
Oh, well.
299
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,798
Eric, thank you so much.
That was a great idea.
300
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,509
You're welcome. Now let's
go home and five all night.
301
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,771
So, Steven, how was Tom Jones?
302
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,522
Who knows?
He never even...
303
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,274
Wanted to leave.
304
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:17,157
You know, Tom loves his fans.
305
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:22,746
I was just telling Kitty how I had to chase
down his limo to get her an autograph.
306
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:31,546
Mrs. Forman, it was fantastic.
307
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,842
You should have seen Red running after
Tom's limo, screaming like a little girl.
308
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,177
- "Tom! Tom!"
- All right, all right.
309
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,477
That's enough bragging.
310
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:49,397
Well, and that is why
I am making this meatball hero
311
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,275
for my meaty hero of a husband.
312
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,570
Hiya, Red.
313
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,280
You were smart
not to stick around.
314
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,200
I waited five hours.
Tom Jones never showed up.
315
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,247
Never showed up?
316
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,086
If Tom Jones never showed up,
who signed this autograph?
317
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,217
I can't lie to you.
318
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,761
It was Julio Iglesias.
319
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:29,354
Those women at the record store flipped
when they heard the seven dirty words,
320
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,023
especially word number four.
321
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:33,150
They do not like
word number four.
322
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,863
It was awesome, man.
Sarah got fired.
323
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,341
The station manager got in
trouble, and Donna got her job back.
324
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,744
I'm telling you, if I weren't
unemployed and living with my mommy,
325
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,249
I'd be wickedly cool.
326
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,437
Well, if you'd have hit somebody
in the face with a Wiffle ball bat,
327
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,673
this would have
been over hours ago.
328
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,927
Okay, not only did I get my
job back, but I had conditions.
329
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,513
I told Mr. Randall I'd be fully
clothed at all times, and he said okay.
330
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:06,307
I told him to stop demeaning
women, and he said okay.
331
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,811
And I told him to respect me for my
mind and my ideas and not my looks,
332
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,730
and he said okay.
333
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,566
So do you want people
to stop calling you Hot Donna?
334
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,818
No, that makes me feel pretty.
335
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,411
Donna, you whore,
you got me fired.
336
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,331
Wait, you're the one
who got me fired first.
337
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:35,295
Well, I am so mad,
I'm gonna make out with Fez.
338
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,051
Well, if you're gonna make out
with Fez, then so am I.
339
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,850
No, sleep. Damn you, sleep.
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