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Hey, you still mad at me
about the Christmas party?
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No, I'm just starting to realize
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you might never be the man
I'd dreamed you'd be.
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That's the spirit,
lower your expectations.
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Well, I have one last
wedding thing to return,
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and once this is done, the only
thing I'll have left to remind me
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we almost got married
will be you.
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Oh...
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Well, I wish Eric had
shown up for your wedding.
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The sales lady said
my mother-of-the-groom dress
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took five pounds off me.
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Five pounds.
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Okay, what happened
to my nice breakfast?
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I thought we were done
with this whole wedding deal.
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Women are never
done with it, son.
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Anything wrong you do,
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they sit on it for
25 years like an egg.
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And then it hatches
on Super Bowl Sunday.
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Oh, man, I can't believe I have to take
these shoes back to Wanamaker Bridal.
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Now I have to tell that snot,
Stacy Wanamaker,
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that I didn't get married.
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Oh, wait, Donna,
I'll take them back for you.
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I've always wanted
to meet Stacy Wanamaker.
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I mean, she's everything
I've ever wanted to be,
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gorgeous, popular, which,
of course, I already am,
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but she's also married.
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And to a guy who owns
a real estate company
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that puts her face on his signs.
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Oh, she's like a Kennedy.
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Yeah, Stacy Wanamaker
was a high school legend.
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All the guys would say,
"I do wanna make her."
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I always wish I had a name
that could be done, too.
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Jackie has a nice rackie?
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I like Jackie on her backie?
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Oh...
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Thanks, you guys.
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Well, thanks for dinner.
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Thanks for dessert.
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Thanks for breakfast.
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Thanks for dessert.
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Congratulations, Angie.
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You just got four
different kinds of herpes.
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Hey, Hyde, I just learned
something very important.
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You know that saying,
"It's like kissing your sister"?
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Well, it's totally wrong 'cause
kissing your sister is great.
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Oh, oh, there's Stacy Wanamaker.
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Hi. Um, I'm here
to return these shoes.
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- Name?
- Donna Pinciotti.
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Good heavens,
these are for a giant.
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Were they too big?
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Oh, no, no.
The wedding was canceled.
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Yeah, the groom said
"I don't."
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Oh, Donna, how awful.
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What? Oh, no, no...
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I just know how complete
being married has made me,
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and I always feel so sad
when I see girls your age,
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whose window to find that
kind of happiness is so, so small.
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It is not that small.
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Honey, I've seen
a lot of girls like you
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who wasted years on a guy
who never came through,
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and before you know it,
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you're past your
expiration date.
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Well, that is not gonna happen
to me because
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I'm still getting married.
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Yeah, see, I canceled the other
wedding 'cause I traded in up.
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- Him.
- Who?
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- You.
- What?
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Yes.
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Uh, this is Eduardo,
and he's, um...
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A prince.
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He's the prince of Mexico.
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Well, then we are going
to make your wedding
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the best wedding ever,
right, Donna?
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Donna?
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Apparently, that's you.
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Oh, yes.
What? Yes.
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You just have to come to the
big wedding expo this weekend.
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Oh, well, that sounds great.
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Eduardo and I
would love to be there.
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Right, Eduardo?
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Just a few weeks left to
stretch those wings, huh, toots?
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Eduardo!
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What? Oh, yes,
my bride. Yes.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey. Oh, uh, Hyde,
Angie can't make it
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to the movie with you
because, uh...
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Well, I plumb wore her out.
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Kelso, Jackie and I
are fighting right now,
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and I'm in a really bad mood.
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So if you don't
stop nailing my sister,
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I'm gonna have to smack
you in the head with my car.
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Actually, you can't
do anything to me,
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because after you
stole Jackie from me,
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we made a pact not to interfere
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with each other's pursuit
of a chick.
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I negotiated the pact,
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which mainly consisted
of Kelso telling me
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to tell Hyde to sit on it.
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How come you guys
always have pacts?
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You never give me a pact.
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I want a pact.
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Well, I would love
to stick around and chat,
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but I gotta go home
and take a shower
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'cause Hyde's sister
wears a lot of perfume,
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and she was all over me.
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Freaking pact.
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You know, Hyde,
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this doesn't have
to be a problem.
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I happen to know a lot of
ways out of a pact, my friend.
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That's true.
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We once had a pact
to get married,
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but then he just didn't show up.
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So you think you can get her
to break up with him?
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Maybe.
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But that would require you and
I going into business together,
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i.e., forming a pact.
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Which would mean
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you gotta do something for me.
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I don't think so, man.
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This is a starter pact.
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You handle this,
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you get a big-boy pact.
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I don't know, Eric,
the starter pact.
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I mean, that sounds a lot
like training wheels,
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and you were on those
for a really long time.
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Stacy, hi.
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Donna, welcome.
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Here is your bride-to-be sash.
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And a tiara.
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Can I get a sash?
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What do you do with a sash?
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I don't care.
I want a sash.
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Welcome to the beginning
of a whole new life.
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Wow, this really
is a whole new life.
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Oh, did you get
some champagne, too?
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Oh, I can't.
I'm six months pregnant.
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Can't you tell?
I'm huge.
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She's perfect.
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Now, Eduardo, you'll have no say
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in any of the decisions
about your wedding,
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so go sit in the grooms' lounge.
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Oh, goody, new friends.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, perfect, everyone's here.
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Wow, look at all of us
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just "pact" right in here, huh?
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Mom, Dad, you remember Angie.
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Of course they remember me.
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I'm the only black
girl in town. Hello.
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Funny thing about Angie,
she dates Kelso.
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- Oh, honey.
- Tough break.
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So, anyone have any stories
about Angie's new boyfriend
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and some of his crazy antics?
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What do you want? I got
one with water, one with fire,
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one where he burned
himself under water.
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Oh, okay,
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I got a good one.
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Michael, what are you doing
with my blender?
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Don't worry,
it's not what you think.
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I'm making a blender rocket.
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I couldn't have
daiquiris for a week.
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I've got a better one.
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Kelso, it's 6:00
in the morning.
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Someone glue you to the fridge?
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No.
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Kelso, did you glue
yourself to the fridge?
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Yes.
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Thanks, man.
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Why does he glue
himself to stuff?
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Because he's a big dumb-dumb.
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Next.
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Okay, I got one.
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Donna, check it out.
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I invented car skiing.
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Hit it, toots.
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You know, if there's anything
he should have glued himself to,
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it was probably
the top of that car.
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Steven, why are you doing this?
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Doing what?
Forman's doing it.
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Clearly, you're in charge.
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Whoa. It's my pact, I...
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Why wouldn't you
think I'm in charge?
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Oh, it's probably because of
your narrow shoulders, honey.
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They just don't shout
"leader," you know.
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Oh, and Jim raises a lipstick.
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Pretty confident, huh, Jim?
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That's right, I am all in.
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Okay, read 'em and weep.
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Two, four, six, eight, ten.
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All evens.
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Stacy, this is so much fun.
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You know, I never thought
I'd end up here.
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Steven never once
discussed marriage.
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Steven?
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My butler, he is so uppity.
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Eduardo, where's my purse?
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I was mugged.
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Donna, come to my cousin's
wedding this weekend
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and check out her band.
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All right, we'll be there.
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No, we won't, Donna.
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It's insane.
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Excuse me, my fiancee told me
I have to give this back.
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Angie just broke up with me.
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No.
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I don't know what happened.
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She just dumped me,
like, out of nowhere,
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and I was gonna
take her car skiing.
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I need a hug from your mother.
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Take off the training
wheels, buddy,
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'cause it looks like somebody's
ready for his big-boy pact.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go pull
Kelso off my mother.
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Jackie, we're not really
going to this wedding, are we?
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I have to, Fez. It feels
so good to be a fiancee.
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But you're not a fiancee.
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You're a super cute high school
girl that I've been spying on
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through a window
for three-and-a-half years.
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Isn't that enough?
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Hey, what's up?
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Nothing.
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Usually when I
ask that question,
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you don't stop talking
till I pretend to fall asleep.
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Ah, well, not today.
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You look guilty.
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What did you do?
Fez, what did she do?
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Oh, I wasn't listening.
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I was thinking about this
prince named Eduardo
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and his lunatic queen.
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Seriously, Steven,
everything's fine.
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All right, but I'm telling you,
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there's gonna be hell to pay
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if you've donated all my
clothes to the Goodwill again.
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Now we're lying to Hyde.
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This is messed up, woman.
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Fez, I know it's a little crazy,
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but what if this is all I get?
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I mean, what if Steven
never wants to settle down?
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What if I never get
a real wedding
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or real happiness
or real anything?
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What if I'm just living in my
pink bedroom alone forever?
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Fine, I'll go.
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But please remember,
you're never alone in there.
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I called Angie, like, 20 times,
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and she won't even
answer the phone.
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Wow, I guess something
really turned her off.
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Something incredibly powerful.
258
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:49,807
All right.
259
00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,600
So I've narrowed it down
to two reasons
260
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,811
why Angie might have
broken up with me.
261
00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,521
She's either
a lesbian or a robot.
262
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,318
Come on, man, it's just
a girl. You'll get over it.
263
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,695
Hey, do something for you.
264
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:04,905
Take up smoking.
265
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,535
I don't wanna get over it. I just
want Angie back. I'm going home.
266
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,834
Wow, he really liked her.
267
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:18,293
I feel like I kicked a puppy.
268
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,632
Well, this is what happens when
you get into a pact with Eric Forman,
269
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,302
complete and utter devastation.
270
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,017
What?
271
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,359
So, Fez, what do you think?
Do you like my dress?
272
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:45,070
Yeah, it's okay, but you know
what would be more appropriate?
273
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,112
A straitjacket.
274
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,950
Because you're a Looney Tune.
275
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,953
- But, Fez...
- I said cuckoo!
276
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,584
Donna, Eduardo,
277
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,127
I want you to meet
my cousin, Janie.
278
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,545
- Hi.
- Hi.
279
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,672
It is so nice to see
two people declare their love
280
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,299
in such an expensive way.
281
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,553
So, Janie, you are looking good.
282
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:12,973
What are you doing later?
283
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,642
Um, going on my honeymoon.
284
00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:16,977
You play hard-to-get.
285
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,980
I play hard-to-get-rid-of.
286
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,445
FYI. For your wedding, Donna,
287
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:30,198
tables one and two, where we
are sitting, are the popular tables.
288
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,993
Tables five and up are for
friends you have to invite
289
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,703
and relatives who drive trucks.
290
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,874
We are gonna get caught.
291
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,417
Oh, no, we're not, Fez, okay?
292
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,252
No one knows us here.
We'll be fine. Come on.
293
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,634
I can't believe they
put us at table seven.
294
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,639
I went to high school
with the bride's mother.
295
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:56,892
That's it, I'm milking
the open bar as punishment.
296
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,484
Well, hell, we could have
stayed home for that.
297
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,356
Hey, Donna,
298
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,792
I'm not wearing any
underwear under this.
299
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,448
Does that...
Does that turn you on?
300
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,409
No,
301
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,412
that only works when I do it.
302
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,414
Ooh.
303
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,536
Well, sucks to be the next guy
to rent this tux, huh?
304
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:33,554
All right, Angie,
here's the deal.
305
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,615
I did want everybody to tell
you those stories about Kelso,
306
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,474
and that was wrong,
307
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,060
'cause he really likes you,
so you have to take him back.
308
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,855
Steven, this is so unlike you.
309
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,694
Well, a friend of mine sent me
a really big baggie from Hawaii.
310
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,092
So I'm gonna be saying
all sorts of crazy stuff
311
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,316
over the next couple of weeks.
312
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:01,999
Well, I didn't break up with
Michael because of the stories.
313
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,543
I broke up with him because
I saw it was bothering you,
314
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,046
and we have a business to run.
315
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,717
Look, just do me a favor
and take him back.
316
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,845
I'll think about it.
317
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:17,180
Oh, man, Hyde,
318
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,182
it is not easy
doing it on your desk.
319
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,781
Okay, so I may have
already thought about it.
320
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,109
He's so good-looking.
321
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,406
Crap, it's Stacy Wanamaker.
322
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,325
Damn, I do wanna make her...
323
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,247
Uh, go to beauty school
'cause she's ugly.
324
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,128
You look familiar.
Do I know you?
325
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:52,925
Um, yeah, hi.
I'm Donna Pinciotti.
326
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,341
Donna.
327
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,387
Donna, she says she's Donna.
328
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,597
- Donna!
- Donna!
329
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,140
- Donna!
- Donna!
330
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:03,936
Eduardo.
331
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,522
No, she's Donna.
332
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,026
Why would you lie?
333
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,403
Are you even engaged?
334
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:22,352
Well, I can't believe a prince
was taken in by a common liar.
335
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,753
- Hey.
- Hey, how was the wedding?
336
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,590
Well, the service was beautiful,
337
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,383
the flowers were gorgeous,
338
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,302
and your girlfriend
was a humiliating wackadoo.
339
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,765
Jackie was there?
340
00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:46,186
Are we still
walking from the car?
341
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,191
This is taking forever.
342
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,450
- Hey.
- Hey.
343
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,052
I thought you'd be on a plane
back to Prince Eduardo Land by now.
344
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
Donna's mouth is
as big as her feet.
345
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,880
Jackie, what the hell
were you thinking?
346
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,382
Look, Steven, I know it's a
crazy thing to do. It's just...
347
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,259
I wanted to know
what it was like
348
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,595
to be planning a life and
a wedding and everything.
349
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,806
I mean, that's all
I've ever wanted.
350
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,242
And I was starting to think it
was never gonna happen with you.
351
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,644
My God,
are we back on this again?
352
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,980
Why can't you just be happy
with what we've got?
353
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,774
Because I'm not, Steven.
354
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,236
Okay, look, I need to know
that we have a future together.
355
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,049
Can't you just give me some kind
of sign or just a tiny glimmer of hope
356
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,033
that maybe some day
we'll get married?
357
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,826
Jackie, I don't know.
358
00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:45,954
My God, that's all you ever say.
359
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,581
Please, Steven,
please just say anything
360
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,624
besides "I don't know."
Anything else.
361
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,255
- I don't know.
- Okay.
362
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,507
Well, then I can't
be with you anymore.
363
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,219
Jackie, don't threaten me,
okay? It's not gonna work.
364
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:02,637
I'm not threatening you, Steven.
365
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,264
I can't waste any more
of my time on you
366
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,807
if it's not gonna happen for us.
367
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,272
Okay, well, at least now I know.
368
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:23,075
Janie.
369
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,203
Janie?
370
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,747
Has anyone seen the bride?
The limo's waiting
371
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,749
and the groom's gonna
pass out any second.
372
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,795
Janie?
373
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,470
Janie, what are you doing?
374
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,711
What are you doing? Have
a little respect for the bride.
375
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,310
Unless you wanna join us.
Yes? No?
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