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Guys, check it out.
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Somebody just left all these
toys at the police station.
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Guess they figured, if cops
have something to play with,
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then we won't stress out and
accidentally shoot somebody.
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Or, and stay with me here,
Inspector Meathead,
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maybe these toys
are for the toy drive.
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Yeah, Kelso,
these toys are probably
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all those needy kids get
on Christmas morning.
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Holy crap, is that
an Evel Knievel stunt cycle?
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Oh, my God, let's set it up!
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We have to find something
for Evel Knievel to crash into,
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like something funny.
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Fez, lie down over here
and close your eyes.
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Man, I feel just like a
kid on, like... I don't know,
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like, some morning where kids
get to open a lot of presents.
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Guys, I don't feel
right about this.
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Oh, buddy, we're not gonna
aim it at your head.
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No, I'm not
worried about my head.
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Awesome. He's not
worried about his head?
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Let's aim it at his head.
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No, I'm just...
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I just don't feel right about
taking these toys away from kids.
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Oh, but, Fez,
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this could be the Christmas
that I never had.
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My parents wouldn't get me
cool stuff when I was a kid.
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Every year, I got a raincoat.
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And then,
to make sure it worked,
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we had to go outside and Red
would spray me with the hose.
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Yeah, Fez.
What about my Christmas, man?
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I mean, I'd wake up in the
morning, rush out in my PJs,
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and find what strange man Santa
had left laying underneath my mother.
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Fine. We'll each open
one present. But only one.
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All right.
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Look at what we've done.
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What should we do now?
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We need batteries.
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- A buttload.
- Yeah.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Thanks for helping me with
my Christmas party, girls.
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You know, this is the most
important event of the year
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for the Ladies of Point Place,
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or as we like to call
ourselves, the LOPPs.
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You know, the LOPPs are known for
being super stuck-up and totally two-faced.
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I can't wait till I get in.
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Hey, Mrs. Forman?
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I need, like,
a buttload of batteries.
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What for?
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Oh, um, Kelso wants to see
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how badly he can shock himself.
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Oh, okay, they're in the drawer.
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Oh, hey, Steven, don't forget about
the Ladies of Point Place party tonight.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot.
Um, I can't go.
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Something more
important came up.
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But you promised you'd go.
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Jackie, if I promised,
I clearly wasn't listening.
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Which you should've known,
so this is your fault.
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I can't believe Steven.
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He knows this is a big deal to
me, and he doesn't even care.
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Jackie, don't be so hard on him.
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I know it's a big deal to you
and I don't care.
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Knock, knock.
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Patty Ryals, I didn't know
you were back in town.
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Well, you always return
to where you were young,
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which I know, for you, Kitty,
is a long time ago.
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Actually, I just
dropped by to tell you
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I'm taking over tonight's Ladies
of Point Place Christmas party.
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What? No, I'm in charge.
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Past tense.
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The LOPPs remembered that
you aren't the most reliable L of PP
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after I reminded them about
the punch-bowl incident of 1973.
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You dredged up
my Chappaquiddick?
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What did Mrs. Forman do?
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She spiked the wrong punch bowl.
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I missed the sixth grade
Christmas play
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'cause I couldn't
walk a straight line.
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VertiBird central,
you are cleared for takeoff.
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Prepare to transport funion.
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We have visual.
Funion's remaining secure.
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VertiBird to Kelso,
prepare to receive funion.
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Roger that.
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Awaiting funion.
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Funion's under attack!
Funion's under attack!
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Steady with the funion.
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Houston, the funion has landed.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- What's going on?
- Eric flew a funion
into my mouth.
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This is what's more important
than going to a party with me?
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Jackie,
I think you're overreacting.
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And yes.
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You guys seriously
need to grow up.
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Okay.
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I think someone's a little mad that
we didn't fly a funion into her mouth.
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Okay, Steven, I'm going
to that Christmas party,
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and if you don't come with me
right now, you are in so much trouble.
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Right now!
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I'm opening the door.
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I'm stepping outside.
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I'm closing the door.
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You are
in so much trouble!
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You know, I thought
Steven was maturing.
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He's out of high school,
he's got a job,
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and lately he's even been taking
his sunglasses off inside the house.
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That's real progress, Donna.
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Well, maybe what's
going on with Hyde
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is the same thing that's
going on with my boyfriend,
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Lieutenant Funion.
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It's that stupid Kelso.
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He's always talking
them into having fun.
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Steven should not be having
fun, he should be with me.
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Okay, girls,
time to get to the party.
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Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and
Hyde are feeling the pressures of life,
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and they want to
have one last blowout.
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Okay, Steven does
not need a blowout,
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he needs a kick in the nads.
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It's Christmas.
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At holiday time, we say, "He
needs a kick in the sleigh bells."
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Kitty, these decorations
look awful.
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This isn't your living room.
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Everything has to match.
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You should have mentioned that
to your plastic surgeon.
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Jackie Burkhart.
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Welcome to the LOPPs'
Christmas party.
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Where's your boyfriend?
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Oh, um, he can't be here.
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He's at rich stockbroker school.
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Well, then I'm just
gonna have to seat you
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with the Single
Ladies of Point Place.
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The SLOPPs?
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Ha!
You're a SLOPP.
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Hey, there, hi, there,
ho, ho, ho there.
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Patty Ryals? It's me.
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Well, yes, Santa,
it's good to see you.
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Bob Pinciotti.
We went out that time?
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I didn't have the beard then,
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although I think I wore
a similar red jacket.
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Speaking of which,
that's rented,
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so try not to sweat through it.
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What a woman.
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Bad news, Kitty.
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I went by the police station
to pick up the toys.
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They've been stolen.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Makes me think the police
in this town aren't that good.
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Red, getting those gifts here
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was the only job Patty left me.
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Okay, you need to go home, you
need to find something, anything,
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to wrap up and give
away at the party.
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Oh, fine.
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But this counts as one of
your Christmas presents.
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This is horrible.
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Taking toys from children.
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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?
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I'm a monster!
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It's broken already?
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This toy's stupid.
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Looks like somebody
needs a nappy-nap.
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No, I want to
open another present.
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- Forman, just take a rest.
- I'm not tired, okay?
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Can I have a turn?
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I'm playing with it.
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You're supposed to share.
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I don't wanna.
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What the hell?
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Where did all these
toys come from?
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Well...
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Dad, I guess I'm just gonna
have to tell you the truth.
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It was Santa Claus.
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How could you do this?
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I told them it was wrong,
I told them.
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But then they drove
a toy into my head,
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and it was all
blurry after that.
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These toys were
for the needy kids
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at your mother's party,
you idiot.
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Oh, man.
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There's, uh, no chance
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that they might want
a raincoat, is there?
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Red, the thing is, is that
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these toys are too
nice for the needy kids.
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You need to start them off
with something simple, like
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a ball of yarn.
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Look, Dad, I think
we can safely say
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that none of this
would have happened
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if you had just bought me
an Evel Knievel stunt cycle
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when I was younger.
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I bought you one of those.
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Santa left it under the tree
that year with...
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Oh, wait.
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Okay, Eric's all tucked in,
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put out carrots
for the reindeer,
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and a little wine for Santa.
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Look at this thing
that I got for Eric.
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You rev up the bike
and Evel Knievel goes flying.
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In real life he's a moron,
but as a toy he's awfully fun.
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Let me see if I can make it
over the garage.
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Go!
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Damn.
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I really thought I could
make it over the garage.
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Oh, well,
everybody makes mistakes.
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I'm gonna give you
a pass on this one.
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Just get these presents wrapped
up and over to the community center.
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Okay. Yeah,
we'll take care of it, Dad.
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All right.
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I think it's clear
what we gotta do.
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Yeah.
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Can we at least drive the stunt
cycle into Fez's head one more time?
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What do you say, buddy?
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Well, it is Christmas.
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- Set it up, boys.
- All right! Very nice.
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All right, Kitty.
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I brought some stuff
from the house
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that I'm sure
the kids are gonna love.
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A cheese grater?
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Kids love cheese.
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It's like Play-Doh to them.
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Look, don't worry. The real
presents are gonna be here soon.
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How do you know?
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Because you have
to believe, Kitty.
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Like me.
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Believe in Christmas.
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We need to stall.
Read the kids a story.
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Well, I have a book in the car,
but it's about the Korean War.
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Well, go get it.
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Better those kids suffer
emotional damage
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than I look bad in
front of the LOPPs!
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Tell you what.
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Santa will bring you
the bike for Christmas
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if you go bring Santa a hoagie.
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You know what I'd really
like for Christmas?
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Patty Ryals.
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All you men ever think about
is what you want.
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What about what we want?
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Boys never grow up.
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You know, one minute they agree
to go to a party with you, and the next,
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they're in a basement
full of stolen toys.
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And you're no better.
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Sitting there
pretending to be Santa Claus.
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You're not Santa Claus?
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No. No, no, he is.
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He is, it's just that
she is the evil Ice Witch.
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Come on, let's get you
some grown-up punch.
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Well, since we can't bring these
presents through the front door,
251
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,498
looks like the chimney's
the only way in.
252
00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,157
I love being on a rooftop.
253
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,599
You can really see the whole
town spread out in front of you.
254
00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:29,934
It really is
a crappy town, isn't it?
255
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,333
All right, who's gonna
take the plunge?
256
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,959
Not me.
257
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,961
If we were jumping off
the roof, I'd do it, but...
258
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,882
This just seems foolish.
259
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:49,181
You know what?
I'll do it.
260
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,100
I've always wanted to save the
day by sliding down a chimney.
261
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,395
That opportunity comes up
surprisingly rarely.
262
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:58,816
All right.
I'm gonna do this.
263
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,737
Okay, looks like it might be
kind of a tight fit.
264
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,322
I don't know if I'm gonna
fit all the way down!
265
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,081
All right.
266
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,376
Toss down the toys.
267
00:15:20,713 --> 00:15:22,214
It's okay, Forman,
268
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,336
we're just gonna sneak them in
through the back door.
269
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,098
There's a back door?
270
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,299
Yeah, I saw it on the way in.
271
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:37,676
I just wanted to see one of
you guys go down the chimney.
272
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,484
"Blood ran like a river that
day on Heartbreak Ridge.
273
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:48,616
"Hundreds of soldiers had given
their lives and limbs trying to take..."
274
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,871
Trying to take the North Pole.
275
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,998
"The North Koreans..."
276
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,544
The North Pole Korean elves
277
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,966
"were weary from
heat on that sun-baked..."
278
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,343
"" Snowy Christmas Eve.
279
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,389
Kitty, where are the toys?
280
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,390
Oh, um...
281
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,813
This year, in order
to build anticipation,
282
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,815
I hid them behind the curtain.
283
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,317
You can't see them now,
not because they're not there,
284
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,985
but because they're
behind the curtain.
285
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,447
Hidden.
286
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,699
Well, the children won't wait.
287
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,117
Gladys, open the curtain.
288
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,202
No, no, no, wait. Wait.
289
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,746
Boys and girls, I'm sorry.
290
00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:38,206
I just, you know, I think
Santa hasn't quite finished his...
291
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,551
♪ Christmas
292
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,014
♪ Christmas ♪
293
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,142
Okay, kids, go get 'em.
294
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,357
Who was in charge
of giving out the toys here?
295
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,733
It was Kitty.
296
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:05,985
I think she's been drinking.
297
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,029
Well, it was perfect.
298
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,033
The LOPPs would like you
to run our Valentine's party.
299
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,453
I'm in charge? Oh!
300
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,288
Oh!
301
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,836
This is the same as
Lyndon Johnson
302
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,796
being sworn in on the airplane
303
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,256
after President Kennedy was...
304
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,593
Well, that was a tragedy,
but I'm in charge!
305
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,223
You hear that, Patty Ryals?
She's in charge.
306
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,350
So you will be
taking orders from her.
307
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,938
So put that in your
face-lift and smoke it.
308
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,612
Oh, look
at the two of you.
309
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,073
Isn't this just
the most special Christmas?
310
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,576
Where's Eric?
311
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,077
Yeah, um...
312
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,583
Um, yeah,
313
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,834
just a quick question.
314
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,670
Um, where does that
chimney up on the roof go?
315
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,091
Well, I'm kind of
a chimney enthusiast.
316
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,303
Oh, well, that goes into
the bakery next door.
317
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,433
Hello?
318
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,561
Hyde?
319
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,439
Somebody?
320
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,944
I'll be at the bakery.
321
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:36,867
Damn.
That's a nice crop of SLOPPs.
322
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,831
Look at who decided
to finally show up.
323
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,333
Jackie, are you still mad?
324
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,377
Come on, man,
this is not a big deal.
325
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,731
I mean, six months ago, you would
have thought this is really funny.
326
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,091
Yeah, six months ago.
327
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,134
Steven, you can't
act like this forever.
328
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,761
I need to know
the guy I'm in love with
329
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,683
isn't gonna blow me off
for a room full of toys.
330
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,979
That's not a guarantee
I can ever give you.
331
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,815
Well, things are
changing, Steven.
332
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,566
I mean, we're practically
grown up.
333
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,003
Yeah, and you know what?
I'm just trying to have a little fun
334
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,488
before I settle down
and life goes to crap.
335
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,951
Is that what you think?
That life with me will be crap?
336
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:20,368
That's not what I said.
337
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,290
No, it's okay. At least
now I know how you feel.
338
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,999
Jackie.
339
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,796
I'm sorry, I don't
remember our date, Barry.
340
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,173
It's Bob.
341
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:39,096
But since it is Christmas Eve
and we are both alone,
342
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:40,722
would you like to
get some dinner?
343
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,004
I like the way you're thinking.
344
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,353
Or we could skip dinner.
345
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,188
Well, I'm more active
with a burger in me.
346
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,031
Hey, Hyde,
347
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,740
you and Jackie fix things up?
348
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,200
I don't know, man.
349
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,036
If she wants to ruin
Christmas, fine by me,
350
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,453
'cause I am not
playing her game.
351
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,459
It's the stupid needy kids
who are playing games.
352
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,462
They took all of our games.
353
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,720
Look what I found in the
bakery, curled up in the fireplace.
354
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,224
What the hell?
355
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:27,853
You guys just left me there.
356
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,356
If I hadn't landed on,
357
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,918
well, some of the most delicious
baked goods that I ever tasted,
358
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,212
I very well could have
starved to death.
359
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,490
All right, man,
I'll make it up to you,
360
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,372
'cause I got a Christmas
present for everybody.
361
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,269
This is one messed up
Christmas, man.
362
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,383
You guys are all starting
to look like elves.
363
00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,630
That must have freaked you out.
364
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,928
- It's gonna fall off.
- It's okay.
365
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,387
Oh, my God,
it is gonna fall off.
366
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,347
- It's okay.
- Okay.
367
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,644
Let me give you my recipe
for holiday cheer.
368
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,313
Take one SLOPP,
add half a bottle of schnapps,
369
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,275
then stir freely with Fez.
370
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:17,903
It is a wonderful life.
371
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:24,826
- Merry Christmas, Son.
- Oh, my God.
372
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,287
You finally got me
an Evel Knievel stunt cycle!
373
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,834
Ooh, you can go outside
in your new raincoat
374
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,086
and give it a try.
375
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,217
Ooh.
376
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,307
Oh, Red. Not again.
377
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,202
Well, it's his own damn fault
378
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:50,560
for wanting a toy that's so fun.
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