All language subtitles for O.W.C.A. Files

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(DINGS) Oh!

(GRUNTS) (LAUGHING)

(RINGING)

Oh, no, the mission!

MONOGRAM: These are the stories
of the agents of the OWCA.

These are the OWCA Files.

We got animal agents
wearing brown fedoras

If you're a villain then
you can't ignore us

Your evil plan is
gonna fall before us

I will explain it better
when we get to the chorus

'Cause if you find yourself
hanging out on a limb

And your chances of survival
are increasingly slim

All the odds are stacked against
you and your prospects are grim

Call the Organization

Without a Cool Acronym

It's the OWCA Files Yeah

It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files

A come on It's the OWCA Files

It's the OWCA Files The
Organization Without a Cool Acronym

It's the OWCA Files

It's the OWCA Files

OWCA

Huh?

(LAUGHING)

(DINGING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(WHISTLING)

(LAUGHING)

(ALL GRUMBLING)

(REVVING)

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Agent
P, stop right there.

Shut it down. Stop the exercise!

(WHIRRING)

Agent P, nowhere in the
OWCA training manual

does it say, "Abandon your team and
apprehend the suspect by yourself."

You're not a lone wolf anymore.

Your team lacks focus, and
they need your leadership.

(LAUGHING) Learn to
drive, you jerk.

Heck, one of your trainees
didn't even show up...

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: No, no, I'm here.
I'm here.

Just a little late, I'm here.
Phew!

But it's okay, I
made this to help.

You can't shoot that at a suspect!
Are you crazy?

It would blow them to smithereens!
What's the big deal?

I blow up all the time.

Nevertheless, individually,
your scores look promising,

but there's still a big
problem with teamwork.

Hey, bub, it's just a piece of clip art.
(LAUGHING)

And, Doofenshmirtz, you're lucky
you're legally considered an ocelot,

or you wouldn't be here at all.

Yeah, I'd say that's probably the first time
anyone has described my being abandoned

by my parents and raised by Central
American wild cats as lucky.

(PLAYING TRUMPET)

You're gonna be wearing that thing
in a second. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Besides, I've, I've
given up evil.

Look, if you guys can't pass this training
exercise, there's no way you'll complete

Town Square Riot, Freeway Assault,
or Escape the Ancient Ruin.

Agent P, your trainees need to learn
how to work together as a team

or they're never gonna earn
their black hat bands.

And, uh, Karen?

Karen the Cat. Pay attention.
Karen. I'm over here.

(KAREN MEOWING) Follow the light.
That's right.

Now, you're going to have to do the
entire training exercise again.

(ALL CHEERING) High five!

No, I'm not approving overtime. We'll
run it without you day players.

(ALL GROANING) Come on,
let's just storm out

as if we have
somewhere else to go.

MONOGRAM: Carl, when you're finished
with Agent P's team on the back lot,

return to headquarters immediately.
Sorry, Agent P, gotta go.

Carry on. And
remember, teamwork!

Uh, can we still use this thing?
(FIRING)

(CHUCKLING) Well, you know, hopefully
that didn't hit anything important.

(COUGHING)

The dust clears,
and here we are!

OWCA Secret Headquarters.

WENDELL: Doesn't look very secret to me.
NAPOLEON: Be that as it may,

today is the day that we will
become OWCA's first insect agents.

But they never responded
to our applications.

Yes, and I can't understand why.

We mailed them in on time, right
before the year-end deadline.

ALL: Three, two, one!

CARL: Happy new year!

It's possible that our applications
have fallen through the cracks.

Which is why we are following
up with a personal visit.

That's how you get noticed. And
that's how we will become agents.

Imagine fighting international
supervillains, traveling to exotic locales.

And I'm gonna get all kinds of
cool spy stuff, like a jet pack,

a tuxedo, and scuba fins!

Yeah, that ought to do it.

(EXCLAIMS)

Napoleon! I can see
your house from here!

How about you, Floyd?
What do you want?

Uh, a fountain pen
that shoots lasers?

Or a car that shoots fountain pens?
I want a monkey.

Mmm, yes.

For whatever twisted reason, you
shall acquire your primate.

Monkey. Yes, a monkey is a...
You know what, never mind.

My point is, now that we're here, all we
have to do is get someone's attention.

Ah, here comes a helpful looking lad now.
Excuse me, sir...

Obviously we need to try
a different approach.

I still want a monkey.

Carl, this new facility
is really impressive.

Tell me again where you found the
money for all these improvements.

I just solved a small
ongoing accounting error.

You kept putting decimal points
where you needed to put commas.

Oh, I see! Improper punctuation.

Say, how is Agent P's team shaping up?
CARL: Well...

Great! Agent P is
the best we have.

If anyone can get that team in
shape, it's him. Yes, sir, but I...

Carl, isn't it time that we talked
about the elephant in the room?

What do you mean, sir? Well,
what exactly is he doing?

Obviously something's itching him.
And Agent W, too.

It's really taking a toll
on our brand new facility.

I don't understand all the itching. I handed
out the new flea collars this morning.

Then something's not right because
OWCA is infested with fleas!

Carl, activate emergency
flea protocol 993 alpha.

Agent C, activate emergency
flea protocol 993 alpha.

(CLUCKING) (BEEP)

(ALARM BLARING)

(GRUNTING)

Okay, everyone.

When the sensors stop detecting
the presence of fleas,

the doors will
automatically open.

Agents, prepare
for flea fogging.

(GAS HISSING)

NAPOLEON: This must be our
first test, gentlemen!

As agents, we must know how to elude
things like deadly toxic clouds.

Just for the record, that was not me.
Yes, Wendell, I...

Let's just get down
in that drawer.

Look at all this spy equipment.

Some sort of giant cutting
device, latex bands,

miles of insect
rope, giant fly...

Ahh! Whoa!

What is happening to me?

Look at this magnification
apparatus that Floyd has found.

This could be just the thing
we need to get noticed.

(SNIFFING)

Okay, that was you.
Guilty. Sorry.

(GAS HISSING)

Fogging sequence complete.
Flea problem solved, sir.

First, the flea collars don't work,
and now the fogging doesn't take?

What kind of fleas are these?
(GROWLING)

Agent D, would you mind?
Hmm. Gotcha!

Let me see something.

(ALL GRUNTING)

NAPOLEON: Okay, gently
lower it into place.

Now, all we have to do is get up there...
(ALL SCREAMING)

Aw, nuts!

Look out! Whoa!

NAPOLEON: There, you see?
It's a good thing we let go,

otherwise we would've ended
up just like that peanut.

ALL: Whoa!

Oh, my gosh, it's a tiny robot!

What kind of a freak
would make robot fleas?

(LAUGHING) Hello!
Francis Monogram.

(LAUGHING) Great googly-moogly!
Who are you?

I am Professor Paren-thesis.
Although, I'm not really here.

This is a holographic image.

Major, I'm looking up Professor
Parenthesis in our database.

There's not much on him. It's
Paren-thesis, not Parenthesis.

Are you sure? Because
it's spelt P...

You would think I would know how my own name
is pronounced. CARL: Yeah, you'd think.

Why are you here? You
don't remember me.

We were in biology class together long ago.
You barely noticed me.

You're not that guy who kept eating his own
hair, are you? No, that was Jeffrey Stovel.

Were you the kid who got his chin
stuck in that graduated cylinder?

No, that was Jennifer Stillwell.
And she was a girl!

All you need to know is that I'm the
one who sent those flea collars.

Oh! Are you the kid that
wore that Robin Hood hat

and passed out in the drinking fountain?
Billy Youjeka!

And can we move on, please?
Yeah, sorry.

So, why did you send
those flea collars?

Well, it's taken me 30 years to come
up with a plan this diabolical.

Five of those years were spent
in villain's academies.

Then, after school I started working on
that screenplay I always wanted to write.

But revenge was always on
my mind, Francis Monogram.

Stop saying my name like that. Did
you ever finish that screenplay?

This is my screenplay!
Right here.

I'd love to get your notes.
Oh, I'd be happy to.

Seriously? You don't
remember this jerk?

Were you the kid who...

The robot fleas were actually inside the flea
collars that you put on all of your agents.

Now this remote will give me
complete control over all of them.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) And
now, Francis Monogram,

say goodbye to your
precious OWCA!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Seriously, though, I'll email you the
screenplay. Tell me what you think.

Sir, he's turned all of our
animal agents against us!

Carl, are you familiar
with the term "duh"?

What are we gonna do, sir? Do we
have any agents on the outside?

Anyone without a collar?

MONOGRAM: Agent P.
Come in, Agent P.

Oh, good, you're all right.
We need your help.

OWCA's on lockdown.
We're trapped!

And all of the agents are being
controlled by a sinister fiend

named Professor Parenthesis.

That's Paren-thesis, sir.
MONOGRAM: Oh, right.

Anyway, Parenthesis
is using robot fleas

to control our agents' minds.
CARL: Left turn!

Whoa! He snuck the fleas
into OWCA headquarters

by hiding them in a shipment of
flea collars. CARL: Right turn!

And now he's... Hey, Carl! Whoa!

Anyway, he's controlling them
with a small remote device.

It's up to you and your team to find
Parenthesis and destroy that remote.

You're all we've got on the outside, so...
CARL: Wet floor!

Whoa! Great googly-moogly!

Wow! That sounds
kind of serious.

Guess the first thing we should do is
start looking for clues. Huh? Huh?

Shipment of flea collars!

It's the box those
flea collars came in.

And there's his return address,
the "bottom of the Grand Canyon"!

Hey, hold on a second. Parenthesis!
I know that guy.

I met him at an evil convention
about three years ago.

Walks around in those pink slippers
pushing his screenplay on everyone. Sure.

And now we've got
his home address.

Perry the Platypus, we should go to your
secret lair and get your hover car...

Okay, fine, just... Just
remember, it was my idea!

Well, that did not
go as planned.

WENDELL: Hey, Napoleon, there's
peanut butter over here.

Floyd, your head is upside down.

WENDELL: There's peanut
butter over here, too.

(GASPING) There's
peanut butter all over!

Yes, well, there's always a
silver lining, isn't there?

I think the problem is we need
to be up on their eye level.

Like those guys up there?

NAPOLEON: Uh, yes and no.

(RASPY) Tell my wife I love her.

While their position
is not advantageous,

they are illuminated by a
light, which gives me an idea.

(PANTING) Man, you guys
are, you guys are fast.

Ah, so this must be your,
your host family's house.

What's with all the rockets in the...
Oh, those are mine!

That must be where they landed.
What a coincidence.

Well, it's a good thing
they're not armed or, uh...

(BEEPING) (DOOFENSHMIRTZ
CHUCKLES)

Don't worry, Perry the Platypus.
Everything is gonna be okay.

(EXPLODING)

If I can get a ladder, I can
diffuse them before they blow up.

Ah.

Well, on the bright side, now we
don't have to find that ladder.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Wow, what a mess!

(STAMMERS) But don't worry, Perry the
Platypus, OWCA's got plenty of money now.

They'll, they'll fix this place up
before your host family even gets back.

And they'll, they'll replace all this junk
with, you know, pretty much identical junk.

What?

(DOOFENSHMIRTZ SCREAMING)

(KAREN SCREECHING)

Ah? See? A cat always lands on my feet.
(KAREN MEOWING)

Ooh, Perry the Platypus,
is this your lair?

Nice! At least it, it would be if it
wasn't so, you know, blown to smithereens.

(CLATTERING)

Oh, hey, an underwater
diving capsule.

(TAPS) (CLANGS)

(THUDDING) (GLASS BREAKING)

Man, I see why you never use it.
Fragile.

And is that a
pressurized space suit?

'Cause that is not what you
wore when we were in space.

(CRASHING) Hey, check this out.

Oh, you look so young.
Who's a wittle pwatypus?

(CAR ENGINE STARTING) Where
do you think you're going?

No, no, no, look, look. I know
you might be a little upset,

what with your house and your
lair so exploded and all, and...

And I have to admit that I
feel slightly responsible...

(IMITATING BEEPING)
(IMITATING EXPLODING)

Yeah, thanks for
the recap, Maggie.

Anyway, you can't just go off
and solve this without me.

(SNORTING)

I was getting to you guys. I
mean, without me and them,

and the cat, wherever the...

(KAREN PURRING)
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Hmm.

Anyway, I know we can't all fit
in this, but if we work together,

there's a lot of blown-up
stuff lying around here,

and I'm, I'm sure we can jury rig something
that'll carry, you know, all of us.

Like a well-bonded machine.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Okay, these welds aren't
really bonded on this machine, so,

you know, try not to move
around too much in flight.

Grand Canyon, here we come!

(NARRATOR READING)

Yeah. If anyone happens
to see a canyon

that looks sort of
grand-ish, just speak up.

Or maybe not speak up, maybe
meow up, or squawk...

Whatever it is that you do, up.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
(LAUGHING)

Are we there yet? (SIGHING)

(GROANING) Yeah,
are we there yet?

I have no way of knowing, because I've
never been there, and you don't talk.

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

Man, these guys are really annoying.
Don't you think?

I'm right, aren't I? Annoying.
Yeah, I'm right.

PARENTHESIS: (SINGING) Beautiful
lunchtime at my secret lair

In the Grand Canyon

Ah, I'm starving!

Well, that was delightful. I
couldn't eat another gram.

(BEEPING)

(SONAR PINGING) Well, well, it appears
someone has flown into my airspace.

Perhaps we should
send a welcome party.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ah, the
Grand Canyon, it's nice.

You got the Colorado River, you
got the giant robot fleas,

you got these nice red rocks...
Wait a second!

The Colorado River? I
thought we were in Arizona.

(GASPING) And wait another second!
Giant robot fleas?

Yeah, those are definitely the
attack drones of an evil scientist.

Yeah, you're gonna
wanna punch it.

(BEEPS)

All right! Nice one!
Oh, let me help.

We gotta have some weapons around.
What does this lever do?

No, no, no. That, uh, it
doesn't seem to do anything.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Give me something
to hit him with. Thanks, Harry.

Take that! We lost the cat!
We lost the cat!

Oh, relax. The cat's right...

Take that! And that!

One for you, too. There you go.

Uh-oh, where's Harry?
Oh, there he is.

I see a bright future for that kid.
Well, you know, if we survive today.

Oh, and there's Karen.
Hi, Karen.

(WHISPERING) The access vent
won't take us any farther.

The hallway is crawling
with compromised agents.

We're gonna have to do some
creative sneaking, Carl.

Follow my lead.

The cobra.

Andalusian dog.

(CROAKING)

Violin and candlestick.

MONOGRAM: Garden party.
CARL: Garden party?

MONOGRAM: Just give
me your ankles.

There. That should be sufficient
wattage to illuminate us.

Why do we wanna be laminated?
Not laminated. Illuminated.

It means to have
light shown upon us.

Like a grape? Yes, like...
Like a grape?

Yeah, I saw a grape
this morning.

And there was light shining on it?
You saw it, too?

Moving on. Do we have enough
power for all these lights?

Yep, we're all plugged into
that plug collector thingy,

and all we have to
do is turn it on.

Well, let's do that, then.

Yes, and then we can
all be laminated.

No, it's illu... You
know what, never mind.

Floyd, when we get up on the
box, you throw that switch.

I like laminated grapes.

Come on, Carl, let's get out of here.
Carl! What the heck?

Well, it never occurred to me that the
emergency exit would be locked down, too.

Isn't that something you should've
checked before we crawled

through all that duct work?
I suppose. But, I was...

just having so much fun
sneaking around with you.

Actually, I was kind
of having fun, too.

Nevertheless, this isn't a
situation to make light of.

Okay, Floyd, make some light.

Whee.

Oh! (CHUCKLING) Uh,
we went that way!

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Additional misdirect.

(ANIMALS EXCLAIM)

WENDELL: Down here! Look down here!
Please! Hello! Hello!

Can you see, and/or hear us?
Friends, we need you!

Floyd! Focus the beam!

(SCREAMING)

Stop, drop and roll, sir.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Well, you
know what they say.

Any landing where you don't get
stabbed with a fork is a good one.

And I didn't get stabbed with a fork.
Any of you guys? Hello?

Harry? (WHISTLING)

Oh, there he is.

Impressive!

You know, as, as evil lairs go,
I give that, like, an eight.

It, it looks like a classic
mid-'60s megalomaniacal design.

And the water feature
is very nice.

Fortunately, I know a thing
or two about... Sheesh!

Oh, heh. Yeah, great way to get the
ball rolling there, Perry the Platypus.

(STAMMERS) I see you're
going to use the...

Standard Evil Fortress
Infiltration Technique,

or SEFIT.

Man, these guys are
really bad at acronyms.

Good choice, though.
What do I get to do?

(STAMMERS) What's my part?

Oh, I'm the coffee guy. Good start! We're
gonna need to stay sharp on this one.

Okay, I'm back. Uh, who had the
double espresso? There you go.

And a caramel macchiato? Maggie.

And I guess that means that
Perry the Platypus had the...

Yes, the oolong tea, of course.

And I got a scone, but it was, like,
five dollars, so I only got one.

Oh, you got little figurines.

There's Harry, and Maggie,
and, where's my little guy?

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ah,
that's sort of nice...

Oh, while you guys do that,
I'll just be back...

All right, well, I guess I'll just
be over, over here, if you need me.

(SAD SONG PLAYING)
Ooh-woo-woo-woo

Yeah, yeah, yeah

They look so focused

They're making plans

They're talking strategy

That doesn't include me

They made a model of the hideout

And little figurines

But now my little guy

Has got shattered dreams

They don't want me,
they don't need me

Now, I'm all alone

Sittin' with this coffee

And a five dollar scone

I could help but
my hands are tied

They left me standing outside

They don't want me,
they don't need me

They left me standing outside

They don't want me,
they don't need me

They left me standing outside

Ooh

Woo-woo-woo

I could've helped.

I understand the Standard Evil
Fortress Infiltration Technique.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Step
one, diversion.

Jason, Shirley, water is no
longer coming out of my hole!

Get down there and see
what you can do about it.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Step
two, immobilization.

(RUNNING) (THUDDING)

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Step
three, infiltration.

They'll take them
completely by surprise.

They'll just walk right in the door,
past that giant lava lamp, and...

Why would there be a giant...
It's a trap!

Ah, Perry the Platypus and
friends, right on time.

Actually, you're a little early.

Ah, now, you're on time.

Well, well, well, now that
you're all bottled up,

I'm free to go to OWCA for the
culmination of my evil plan.

In 28 minutes, my fleas will have worked
their way into each agent's neuro pathways.

And then my mind control
will be permanent.

I will single-handedly take
control of every OWCA agent!

Susan, Jim, Tracy, Connie,
to the Parentho-copter.

I hope you find my
accommodations uncomfortable.

And, yes, soon,
it will be worse.

(MEOWING)

(GRATING)

(TING) (SPLASH)

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ah, looks like you
might need my help after all.

Lucky for you, I brought a rope
with a dream-catcher on the end.

That's what you call style.
Anyway, all right, here, catch.

Uh, Karen, I don't think

you're grasping this whole
"grab the rope" concept.

Can someone else get this one?

Oh, great, now it's tangled in...
(SCREAMING)

Wow! Did you guys see that?
I almost got...

All right, minor setback.

No problem, I'm just gonna have to
come down there and get you myself.

See, this is why I
brought the raft.

(THUDDING)

Okay, I might have a little bit of a...
(SPLASHING)

Get back, you, before I get
all Creole chef on you.

Come on, you guys, jump.
I got ya. I got ya.

I got... Ahh! (KAREN SCREECHING)

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: See, a cat
always lands on my feet.

Wait, nobody move. Here.
(CAMERA FLASHING)

That's going on my blog.

(SHATTERING)

Well, uh, that can't be good.

Whoo-hoo! (AIR HISSING)

Yeah!

Whoo!

I did it! I saved you
guys, and now we're safe.

(GROANING)

Except for the fact that it's,
you know, raining alligators.

And secret lairs.

Good thing we found a
hiding place, Carl.

What is this, a dining room table
or something? It's a desk, sir.

A desk we can both hide under? Whose
office is this anyway? It's mine, sir.

Yours? This is at least ten
times bigger than my office!

Sir, that's not important now.
We need to find a way to escape.

And how do you rate your own bathroom?
It's actually a gym, sir.

Is that a chocolate fountain? Sir, listen.
I've got an idea.

If we can get to the
evacuation wing,

we might be able to use one of the escape
pods. What's up with the giant bear?

Oh, that was a gift
from our contractor.

That gives me an idea. But
this conversation isn't over.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

You might have sugar,
you might have spice

But ain't nobody's got
a friend like mine

I can't see back here, sir. You
drew the short straw, Carl.

Just a little higher. We have
finally reached the summit.

Come, gentlemen, it's time
to get noticed. Oh, boy!

Oh, sorry, Floyd, are you okay?

FLOYD: Wendell, I've
had an epiphany!

In order for us to obtain our noble
goal, we must evaluate the...

(GROANING) Ow! Sorry, Floyd,
did you say something?

I like trains.

Oh, my! By my larva making
mother, would you look at that!

It's like the floor is frozen. But
it's warm. It's like warm ice.

Did we discover this? We should call
it wice. Actually, it's called glass.

No, I think it should be some
combination of warm and ice.

Floyd, come take a look at this.

I need a face shoe.

So, what's your plan, Napoleon?

Ah, it's quite simple, actually.

We are standing atop a
giant duplication device.

A device that will not only copy our
images, but will enlarge us as well!

I simply need to program
in the right size.

Let's see, 200% enlargement.

Okay, men, get on the glass platen
and get ready to be enlarged!

All set, Napoleon!

And, copy!

NAPOLEON: Everyone,
smile for the camera.

Excellent! Now we just have to
wait for the toner to do its work.

Wow, it's a good thing that lid didn't
fall on us. That would've hurt.

(CREAKING)

NAPOLEON: Well, yes, Wendell, that
was fortun... (ALL SCREAMING)

You know, it, uh, it
could've been worse.

Uh, don't, don't all
thank me at once.

Knowing my talent has served my
fellow agents is thanks enough.

(SQUAWKING) Lousy rescue!

I wouldn't call it lousy, per se.
A little off, maybe, but...

Oh, come on, Harry the Hyena, it
was a good rescue, wasn't it?

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHING) Nah.

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Karen the Cat?
Anything? Uh, no?

What did you think of the
rescue, Perry the... Ow!

Hey, Perry the Platypus,
you're, you're leaving us?

Knock it off! Hope
that's not permanent.

Oh, I get it! Hey,
you guys, come back.

Come back! Let me just explain.

They say there is
no "I" in teamwork.

But there's an "M" and
there's an "E", that's me.

I mean, you can't have a team without
individuals, on that we can agree.

Wait a minute, guys. Bear
with me just a second here.

Okay, watch this. Ready?

(SINGING) You take the "T"
from the end of Doofenshmirtz

And the "E" from Karen the Cat

"Harry" has an "A," and
then Maggie's got an "M"

So we're a team, my
friends, that's that

Wow, that was easier than
I thought it would be.

If only we had a "W," we could
spell out teamwork. Macaw!

(GASPS) That's right, Macaw has
a "W" in it! So we can do it.

Okay, from the beginning.

You take the "T" that's
buried deep in Doofenshmirtz

The "E" from Karen the Cat Harry's got
an "A" and then Maggie's got an "M"

So we're a team, my
friends, that's that

So, macaw gives us a "W" We get
an "O" from ocelot That's me!

We get an "R" from Harry,
and a "K" from Karen

And teamwork's what we've got

That's right Teamwork's
what we've got

So we just need to work
together Cooperate and trust

'Cause there is no "I" in teamwork
but there are bits of all of us

Okay, big finish!

So we just need to work together

CHORUS: Together!

Cooperate and trust
CHORUS: And trust!

There may be no "I"
in teamwork, but...

There are bits...
CHORUS: There are bits!

That's right, there are bits

CHORUS: There are bits!

Of all of us!

Okay, now let's spell out
collaborative alliance.

There's a "C" in... No, no, I'm just
kidding. I'm kidding. Come on back.

Hey, uh, guys, you,
you forgot the cat.

They forgot you. And
you're the cat.

CARL: There it is, sir!
The escape pod!

MONOGRAM: Great! Let's
get out of here.

CARL: Okay, sir, but be careful,
there's a huge set of stairs...

(CARL SCREAMING)
(MONOGRAM GROANING)

MONOGRAM: That went well. The
sarcasm isn't helping, sir.

MONOGRAM: Ah, there we...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

CARL: Okay, this button launches
the escape pod. (BEEPING)

MONOGRAM: Uh, Carl, how does
the escape hatch work with,

you know, this whole lockdown thing?
(CARL GROANING)

(THUDDING)

(MONOGRAM EXCLAIMING)

Ow!

Well, well, well,
Francis Monogram!

It's hostile takeover time!

Carl, how was he able to
override the lockdown?

Well, it opens from
the outside, sir.

(GROANING)

MONOGRAM: Okay, you made
your point, Parenthesis.

Apparently I didn't notice you in school.
Sad story. Boo-hoo.

But why are you here? I'm here to
make your days the darkest of grays,

and your nights the
blackest of black.

I want to see your smug smile
melt away like the candles

on a sad little abandoned
birthday cake.

Sounds like he's here
to bore us to death.

As soon as my mecha-fleas completely
override your agents' natural instincts,

I will release them out into the unsuspecting
world where they will wreak havoc.

And all you'll be able to do is sit
and watch as the people of the world

grow to deride and
despise Francis Monogram

and his monstrous
OWCA as much as I do!

How about now? No, I still
don't remember him!

Wow, Napoleon, we're huge!

NAPOLEON: Yes, this is
bound to get us noticed.

So, how do we get
them to see it?

Well, it would be preferable
if it were at their eye level.

We could build a paper airplane.

If we could find a staple
remover, some dental floss...

Wait, Floyd, what did you say?
I want a monkey?

No, what did you just say?

I want a monkey. What were the
last words out of your mouth?

Well, actually, those were the
last words out of his mouth.

You asked him, "What did you say?"
And he said, "I want a monkey."

He said it twice, if you count
this last time. Well, I, I...

Okay, Floyd, immediately before you
said, "I want a monkey" twice...

I don't want two monkeys. Is
this about the face shoe?

Oh, forget it, we're
making a paper airplane.

Almost out of time. The suspense
is delicious. Don't you think?

(LAUGHING)

Hey, Parenthesis, I wouldn't get
too comfortable if I were you.

What?

Nice upholstery job, Agent P.

We got this guy. You
take out Parenthesis.

Agents, you know what to do.
(TRUMPETING)

(GROWLING)

(SNORTING)

Excellent! Soon all
this will be mine!

First thing I'll do is put that sofa back
up there on the atrium where it belongs.

Then, I'll... (SMASHING)

Oh, my gosh! (GASPS)

(CLATTERING)

CARL: Does that mean
what I think it means?

No, it means Parenthesis
was a robot!

All right. Well, now I'm confused.
What did you think I thought it meant?

There! This seems
aerodynamically sound.

Now, all we need is a big rubber band
and two palm trees to launch us.

You watch way too much TV, Wendell.
Oh, just the one show.

But perhaps some form of
propulsion would be beneficial.

Hmm. FLOYD: Uh, guys...

I think I got a paper cut.

Wendell. I'll go get the gauze.

Well, I guess that's that. We should
get that remote device and...

Whoa!

Oh, no, I can't...

What?

(WHIRRING) (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

Aloha! Wait, you're a flea?

Recognize me now? Why
would I recognize a flea?

See, see? There's
that attitude again.

(WHIRRING)

You've always looked
down your nose at me.

Well, now who's beneath who?

He's getting away. He'll ruin everything!
Hold these, guys.

Susan, Jim, Tracy,
Connie, you're with me!

WENDELL: Napoleon, how
are you steering this?

I'm not, Wendell. We are at the
mercy of the wind. Yee-haw!

Get him!

(ALARM RINGING)

Where did the platypus go?

(GASPS) Connie! There you go. Let
me just straighten your collar.

To the freeway!

How about a little oncoming
traffic, you portentous platypus?

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Yes, finish him!

(TIRES SQUEALING)

What's this?

(BRAKES SQUEALING)

Here, little
semi-aquatic mammal.

Here, boy.

(SMASHING) Nowhere to turn now.

Oh, look, I'm wearing glasses.
I'm a hipster.

Okay, end of the line, platypus.

You've got nowhere to... Ooh! Cotton candy!
Give me some of that.

PARENTHESIS: Does anyone see him?
He's small, teal, wears a hat.

Oh, come on. How hard is it to find a
small platypus in a carnival setting?

Don't say it! I
just heard myself.

(WHOOSH)

(DINGING) PARENTHESIS: Oh!

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Yeah! Great throw, Harry!
(HARRY LAUGHING)

(MAGGIE SQUAWKING)

PARENTHESIS: Whoa!
(CRASHING LOUDLY)

Mmm, got it! (HARRY YELPING)

Whoo-hoo!

Thanks for believing in your
team, Perry the Platypus.

You think this cage can stop me?

(LAUGHING) I have you now!

Oh, great, Karen's here! We're saved!
MAGGIE: We're dead!

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Come on,
Karen, do your thing.

Oh, I forgot the feline.

Susan, Jim, Tracy, Connie,
take the cat out.

(SMASHING) (KAREN SCREECHING)

What? No! You'll pay for that!

(SCREECHING)

Ahh!

(GASPING) My slippy!

(SLICING)

Ahh! No!

(SCREECHING)

Hey! Ow!

Ahh!

Ow! (EXCLAIMS)

Oh...

Well, you guys do work well together.
But to no avail.

I may be boo-boo'ed and bruised, but I
still have control over OWCA's agents!

Ha! And it all becomes permanent
in just five more seconds!

(FAN FALLING)
(PARENTHESIS SCREAMING)

WENDELL: Hey, Napoleon,
our motor came off.

(SCREAMING)

(SHATTERS)

And, gotcha!

Well done, team! You've
earned those black hat bands.

You are now officially
OWCA agents.

Look, Napoleon, they got to be agents.
Yes, and not us.

Whoa!

(SIGHS) We should
take this as a sign.

Bugs are not meant to be agents.

(PLAYS SAD TUNE)

Gentlemen, it's been a
pleasure serving with you.

(WHOOSHING) NAPOLEON: Whoa!

Oh, hey, now that
we're agents...

When do I get to use this thing?

Whoa!

Oops. Sorry.

Carl? There's still money
in the budget, sir.

I don't believe it!
We've landed safely.

I take this as a sign,

we will be the best agents that OWCA has...
(LOUD BEEPING)

(EXPLODING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files

It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files

It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files

It's the OWCA Files

(ALL CHEWING)

Are these new plates? I
mean, they look the same,

but it feels as though they
were replaced by exact copies.

Yes, and the tree in our
backyard is now a pine.

(CHEWING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)