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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:03,840 [♪ FANFARE] 2 00:00:13,442 --> 00:00:15,643 [♪ WALTZ] 3 00:00:59,739 --> 00:01:02,224 [♪ ENDS] 4 00:01:02,324 --> 00:01:05,353 Hunger strike, eh? How long has this been going on? 5 00:01:05,453 --> 00:01:07,147 She hasn't had a thing yesterday or today. 6 00:01:07,247 --> 00:01:09,265 - Send her meals up regularly? - Yes, sir. 7 00:01:09,365 --> 00:01:14,153 - Why don't you jam it down her throat? - It's not as simple as that, Mr. Andrews. 8 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:17,740 I'll talk to her myself. Have some food brought up to her. 9 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,575 Yes, sir. 10 00:01:19,675 --> 00:01:22,995 WOMAN: I'm not going to eat until you let me off this boat! 11 00:01:23,095 --> 00:01:25,748 Come, now, Ellie. You know I'll have my way. 12 00:01:25,848 --> 00:01:29,251 Not this time, you won't. I'm already married to him. 13 00:01:29,351 --> 00:01:32,421 You're never going live under the same roof. I'll see to that. 14 00:01:32,521 --> 00:01:35,325 Can't you get it through your head King Westley and I are married? 15 00:01:35,425 --> 00:01:37,885 Definitely, legally, actually married. 16 00:01:37,985 --> 00:01:42,014 It's over. There's not a thing you can do. I'm over 21. So is he. 17 00:01:42,114 --> 00:01:44,067 Would it interest you to know while you've been on board... 18 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,628 I've been making arrangements to have your marriage annulled? 19 00:01:46,728 --> 00:01:50,481 "Annulled!" I'll have something to say about that, and so will King. 20 00:01:50,581 --> 00:01:52,573 - I expect him to. - [KNOCK AT DOOR] 21 00:01:53,709 --> 00:01:56,070 Ah, the vittles. Come in, come in. 22 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:58,489 I told you not to bring any food in. 23 00:01:58,589 --> 00:02:02,250 Wait a minute. This isn't for you. Put it right down here. 24 00:02:09,642 --> 00:02:13,421 - [SNIFFING] - Smart, aren't you? So subtle. 25 00:02:13,521 --> 00:02:14,839 Strategy, my dear. 26 00:02:14,939 --> 00:02:19,051 I suppose it was strategy sending gorillas to drag me from that justice of the peace. 27 00:02:19,151 --> 00:02:21,220 Your idea of strategy is a lead pipe. 28 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,264 I've won a lot of arguments with a lead pipe. 29 00:02:23,364 --> 00:02:27,226 Outside the fact you don't like him, you haven't got a thing against King. 30 00:02:27,326 --> 00:02:30,312 - He's a fake. - He's one of the best fliers in the country. 31 00:02:30,412 --> 00:02:32,982 You married him only because I told you not to. 32 00:02:33,082 --> 00:02:35,293 You've been telling me what not to do since I can remember. 33 00:02:35,393 --> 00:02:37,222 Because you've always been a stubborn idiot. 34 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,580 I come from a long line of stubborn idiots! 35 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,616 Don't shout so. You may work up an appetite. 36 00:02:42,716 --> 00:02:45,661 I'll shout if I want to! I'll scream if I want to! 37 00:02:45,761 --> 00:02:48,122 - All right, scream. - If you don't let me off... 38 00:02:48,222 --> 00:02:50,624 I'll break every piece of furniture in this room! 39 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:53,753 Here, now. Have a nice piece of juicy steak. 40 00:02:53,853 --> 00:02:56,172 You don't have to eat it. Just smell it. 41 00:02:56,272 --> 00:02:58,139 It's a poem. 42 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:05,431 Oh! 43 00:03:05,531 --> 00:03:07,815 Ellie! Ellie! 44 00:03:09,285 --> 00:03:11,187 Ellie! 45 00:03:11,287 --> 00:03:12,987 Ellen! 46 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:15,858 - Lower the boats! - Lower the boats! 47 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:17,777 Catch her! Catch her! 48 00:03:17,877 --> 00:03:20,119 Come on, men. Come on! 49 00:03:24,675 --> 00:03:27,536 - She got away. - Of course. She's too smart for you. 50 00:03:27,636 --> 00:03:30,539 Send a wireless to the Lovington Detective Agency. 51 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,875 "Daughter escaped again. Watch all roads... 52 00:03:32,975 --> 00:03:35,211 airports, and railway stations in Miami." 53 00:03:35,311 --> 00:03:37,087 MAN: All aboard! 54 00:03:37,187 --> 00:03:40,716 Palm Beach, Savannah, Jacksonville... 55 00:03:40,816 --> 00:03:42,968 New York, Philadelphia... 56 00:03:43,068 --> 00:03:45,971 We're wasting our time. You imagine Ellie Andrews riding a bus? 57 00:03:46,071 --> 00:03:48,140 I told the old man it was bunk. 58 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,024 Ticket for New York, please. 59 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:57,281 - Here's your ticket. - Thank you very much. 60 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:02,120 - Here. - Oh, thank you, thank you. 61 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:08,160 What's going on? I'd like to use that phone. 62 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:11,372 [DRUNKENLY] Shh! Go away. This is history in the making. 63 00:04:11,472 --> 00:04:14,458 - What? - There's a man biting a dog in there. 64 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,919 Attaboy, Petey, old boy! 65 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:19,338 I can't stand this any longer. 66 00:04:19,438 --> 00:04:22,591 - In a pig's eye, you will! - That's telling him! 67 00:04:22,691 --> 00:04:25,052 Listen, monkey face, when you fired me... 68 00:04:25,152 --> 00:04:28,823 you fired the best newshound your filthy scandal sheet ever had. 69 00:04:29,323 --> 00:04:32,601 You wouldn't know a newspaper story if it kicked you in the pants. 70 00:04:32,701 --> 00:04:34,395 Yeah, I got all your copy. 71 00:04:34,495 --> 00:04:37,857 Why didn't you tell me you were going to write it in Greek? 72 00:04:37,957 --> 00:04:40,526 That was free verse, you gashouse palooka. 73 00:04:40,626 --> 00:04:43,529 What was free about it? It cost this paper dough... 74 00:04:43,629 --> 00:04:45,823 and it's not gonna cost us any more. 75 00:04:45,923 --> 00:04:48,325 Mr. Gordon, he reversed the charge on that call. 76 00:04:48,425 --> 00:04:50,953 What? Why, you... 77 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:53,747 Say, listen, you. When you get back to New York... 78 00:04:53,847 --> 00:04:55,875 keep far away from this office. 79 00:04:55,975 --> 00:05:00,052 You're fired. You don't work here anymore, and you never will. 80 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,431 What did he say? 81 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:08,477 Oh, so you're changing your tune, eh? 82 00:05:10,406 --> 00:05:11,974 You're late with your apologies. 83 00:05:12,074 --> 00:05:16,020 I wouldn't go back to work for you if you begged on hands and knees! 84 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,564 I hope this will be a lesson to you! 85 00:05:18,664 --> 00:05:20,482 That's telling him, isn't it? 86 00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:22,109 Did we tell that baby, huh? 87 00:05:22,209 --> 00:05:25,279 - Won't give me any more of his lip. - You tell him! 88 00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:28,282 I guess he knows now how I feel about his job. 89 00:05:28,382 --> 00:05:31,160 - I'll bet he does too. - Is my chariot ready? 90 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:34,914 Your chariot awaiteth "withouteth," O mighty king. 91 00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:37,625 Lead on, sire. 92 00:05:37,725 --> 00:05:40,878 - Make way for the king. - Make way for the king. 93 00:05:40,978 --> 00:05:43,631 Long live the king. 94 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:46,050 Make way for the king. 95 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:48,351 [DRUNKEN CHATTER] 96 00:05:49,778 --> 00:05:53,057 MAN: Philadelphia. New York. All aboard! 97 00:05:53,157 --> 00:05:55,851 - Attaboy. - Look out for the king's baggage. 98 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:58,646 Your good-bye chariot. 99 00:05:58,746 --> 00:06:01,148 [CHEERING] 100 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:03,699 Scram! 101 00:06:06,128 --> 00:06:08,906 Make yourself comfortable with a pleasant pillow. 102 00:06:09,006 --> 00:06:12,284 Pillow, sir? Two bits. 103 00:06:12,384 --> 00:06:14,453 A thousand miles is a long trip. 104 00:06:14,553 --> 00:06:17,004 Make yourself comfortable with a pleasant pillow. 105 00:06:18,265 --> 00:06:20,125 PETE: Hey, driver! 106 00:06:20,225 --> 00:06:23,511 If you'll move those newspapers, I'll have a seat. 107 00:06:30,235 --> 00:06:31,852 [CLATTERING] 108 00:06:32,946 --> 00:06:34,981 Hey, wait a minute! 109 00:06:37,785 --> 00:06:39,728 - What do you think you're doing? - Huh? 110 00:06:39,828 --> 00:06:42,147 The papers... what's the idea of throwing them out? 111 00:06:42,247 --> 00:06:45,818 Oh, the papers? That's a long story, my friend. 112 00:06:45,918 --> 00:06:48,278 I never did like sitting on newspapers. 113 00:06:48,378 --> 00:06:52,449 I did it once, and the headlines came off on my white pants. 114 00:06:52,549 --> 00:06:55,661 It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. 115 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:59,873 They just followed me around town and read the news off the seat of my pants. 116 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:04,218 Oh, fresh guy, huh? What you need's a good sock on the nose. 117 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:08,090 Listen, partner... 118 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:10,551 you may not like my nose, but I do. 119 00:07:10,651 --> 00:07:12,678 I always wear it out in the open... 120 00:07:12,778 --> 00:07:15,563 where if anybody wants to sock it, they can. 121 00:07:16,698 --> 00:07:18,649 Oh, yeah? 122 00:07:19,701 --> 00:07:22,604 That's a brilliant answer. Why didn't I think of it? 123 00:07:22,704 --> 00:07:25,107 Our conversation could have been over long ago. 124 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:26,650 Oh, yeah? 125 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,570 If you keep that up, we're not going to get anywhere. 126 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,787 Oh, yeah? 127 00:07:32,714 --> 00:07:34,867 You got me. Yeah! 128 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:37,126 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 129 00:07:44,059 --> 00:07:45,753 Excuse me, lady... 130 00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:48,054 but that upon which you sit is mine. 131 00:07:49,273 --> 00:07:51,383 - I beg your pardon? - Now, listen. 132 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:53,969 I put up a stiff fight for that seat... 133 00:07:54,069 --> 00:07:56,687 so if it's just the same to you, scram. 134 00:07:57,739 --> 00:08:00,100 Driver, are these seats reserved? 135 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,478 No. First come, first served. 136 00:08:02,578 --> 00:08:05,064 - Thank you. - PETE: Hey, driver. 137 00:08:05,164 --> 00:08:07,191 These seats accommodate two, don't they? 138 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,193 Maybe they do and maybe they don't. 139 00:08:09,293 --> 00:08:10,993 Thank you. 140 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,908 Move over. 141 00:08:16,008 --> 00:08:18,417 This is a "maybe they do." 142 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:29,804 If you'd ask me real nice, I might put that bag up there for you. 143 00:08:30,606 --> 00:08:33,432 [BELL RINGING] 144 00:08:40,949 --> 00:08:42,775 [HORN HONKS] 145 00:08:47,956 --> 00:08:50,408 Next time you drop in, bring your folks. 146 00:09:09,811 --> 00:09:12,798 - Red-hot coffee, folks. Yes, sir. - [HORN HONKS] 147 00:09:12,898 --> 00:09:15,217 Come on inside and enjoy yourselves. Hot dogs, folks. 148 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:18,387 You can't enjoy the ride unless you put something in your stomach. 149 00:09:18,487 --> 00:09:20,556 Rest station. Fifteen minutes. 150 00:09:20,656 --> 00:09:23,392 - We'll only be here 15 minutes. - Red-hot coffee. 151 00:09:23,492 --> 00:09:26,228 - [WHISPERING] - Right around there, boss. 152 00:09:26,328 --> 00:09:28,981 Yes, sir! Red-hot coffee. Hot dogs. 153 00:09:29,081 --> 00:09:32,442 You can't enjoy the ride unless you put something in your stomach. 154 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:34,785 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 155 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:14,977 [COUGHS] He got away. 156 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:18,280 I suddenly found myself in the brush and not a sign of the skunk. 157 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:22,534 I don't know what you're raving about, young man, and furthermore, I'm not interested. 158 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:24,703 Well, of all the... 159 00:10:24,803 --> 00:10:28,332 Maybe you'll be interested to know your bag's gone. 160 00:10:28,432 --> 00:10:32,294 - Oh, my heavens, it's gone! - I knew you'd catch on eventually. 161 00:10:32,394 --> 00:10:35,130 Oh! What am I going to do now! 162 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:37,299 Don't tell me your ticket was in it. 163 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:41,970 No, I've got that, but not my money. All I have is four dollars. 164 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:44,973 You can wire home for more when you get to Jacksonville. 165 00:10:45,073 --> 00:10:47,851 No, I can't... Yes, I guess I will. 166 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:51,605 - I'll tell the driver about your bag. - No! Thank you. I'd rather you didn't. 167 00:10:51,705 --> 00:10:54,691 Don't be a fool. The company ought to make good. 168 00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:57,236 - What's your name? - I don't want it reported. 169 00:10:57,336 --> 00:10:59,571 That's ridiculous. The company will take care... 170 00:10:59,671 --> 00:11:01,740 Can you understand English? 171 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,159 Would you please keep out of my affairs? 172 00:11:04,259 --> 00:11:06,669 I want to be left alone. 173 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:12,501 Why, you ungrateful brat. 174 00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,253 MAN: Board! 175 00:11:14,353 --> 00:11:16,178 All aboard! 176 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:20,474 Board! 177 00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,649 - Want a drink? - No, thanks. 178 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,826 [ENGINE STARTS] 179 00:11:41,797 --> 00:11:43,998 [HORN HONKING] 180 00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:50,879 [MAN SNORING] 181 00:12:57,581 --> 00:13:00,609 Jacksonville. Thirty minutes for breakfast, folks. 182 00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:04,029 - Only 30 minutes for breakfast. - BOY: Read all about it! 183 00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:06,990 Just 30 minutes. That's all. No more. 184 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,785 Thirty minutes for breakfast, folks. That's all. 185 00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:12,162 BOY: Read all about it! 186 00:13:12,262 --> 00:13:14,755 Just 30 minutes for breakfast. That's all. 187 00:13:31,531 --> 00:13:33,517 Oh. 188 00:13:33,617 --> 00:13:36,485 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. 189 00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:39,905 Silly, isn't it? 190 00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:43,492 Why, everybody's gone! 191 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:48,622 Oh. Thank you very much. 192 00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:52,119 We're in Jacksonville, aren't we? 193 00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:54,002 Yes. 194 00:13:55,555 --> 00:13:58,125 That was foolish of me. 195 00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:01,503 W-Well, why didn't you shove me away? 196 00:14:01,603 --> 00:14:03,630 I hated to wake you up. 197 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:06,508 You look kind of pretty asleep. 198 00:14:06,608 --> 00:14:08,510 How about some breakfast? 199 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,720 Oh, no, no. No, thank you. 200 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,557 No, I'm going to the Windsor Hotel. 201 00:14:13,657 --> 00:14:17,352 Windsor? You'll never make it in time. We leave in half an hour. 202 00:14:17,452 --> 00:14:19,862 Oh, no. They'll wait for me. 203 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:25,235 Driver, I'm going to be a few minutes late. 204 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:28,321 - Be sure to wait for me. - Oh, yeah? 205 00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:30,706 Yes. 206 00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:55,348 - Where's the bus to New York? - It left about 20 minutes ago. 207 00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:57,309 But that's ridiculous. 208 00:14:57,409 --> 00:15:00,061 I was on that bus. I told them to wait. 209 00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:02,230 I'm sorry, miss, but it's gone. 210 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,149 Good morning. 211 00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:08,202 Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night. 212 00:15:09,337 --> 00:15:11,781 Seems to me I've already thanked you for that. 213 00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:14,701 - What time is the next bus? - 8:00 tonight. 214 00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:17,746 Eight o'clo... That's 12 hours! 215 00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:19,880 I'm sorry, miss. 216 00:15:20,849 --> 00:15:23,502 What's the matter? Wouldn't the old meanies wait for you? 217 00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:26,087 What are you excited about? You missed it too. 218 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:28,055 Yeah, I missed it too. 219 00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:31,892 Don't tell me you did it on my account. 220 00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:36,355 I hope you haven't any idea that what happened last night... 221 00:15:37,198 --> 00:15:39,851 Look here, young man, you needn't concern yourself about me. 222 00:15:39,951 --> 00:15:43,522 - I can take care of myself. - You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it. 223 00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:45,732 Here's your ticket. 224 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:48,158 - My ticket? - I found it on the seat. 225 00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:54,616 Thank you. 226 00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:57,543 It must have fallen out of my purse. 227 00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:01,421 You'll never get away with it, Miss Andrews. 228 00:16:02,349 --> 00:16:04,042 What are you talking about? 229 00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:08,345 Your father will stop you before you get halfway to New York. 230 00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:12,133 You must have me confused with someone else. 231 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,601 Quit kidding. It's all over the front page. 232 00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:24,062 I've always been curious to know what kind of girl would marry... 233 00:16:24,162 --> 00:16:26,398 a front-page aviator like King Westley. 234 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:29,025 Take my advice: Grab the next bus back to Miami. 235 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,285 That guy's a phony. 236 00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:35,490 I didn't ask for your advice. 237 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:38,451 That's right. You didn't. 238 00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:41,329 You're not going to notify my father, are you? 239 00:16:41,429 --> 00:16:43,206 What for? 240 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,650 You probably could get some money out of him. 241 00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:47,127 I never thought of that. 242 00:16:47,227 --> 00:16:50,755 If you promise not to, I'll pay you as much as he will. 243 00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:55,343 You won't gain anything by giving me away as long as I make it worth your while. 244 00:16:55,443 --> 00:16:57,749 I've got to get to New York without being stopped. 245 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:02,142 It's terribly important to me. I'd pay you now, only the only thing I had... 246 00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:06,313 when I jumped off was a wristwatch, and I had to pawn that to get clothes. 247 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,392 I'll give you my address. Get in touch with me 248 00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:11,252 - the minute you get to New York. - Never mind. 249 00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:14,321 I had you pegged right from the jump... 250 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:16,531 just a spoiled brat of a rich father. 251 00:17:16,631 --> 00:17:19,200 The only way you get anything is to buy it. 252 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:23,580 You're in a jam, and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? 253 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,624 Ever hear of the word "humility"? 254 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:29,127 No, you wouldn't. I guess it never occurred to you to just say... 255 00:17:29,227 --> 00:17:31,963 "Please, mister, I'm in trouble. Will you help me?" 256 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:34,382 No. That'd bring you down off your high horse. 257 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:39,012 Let me tell you something: You don't have to worry about me. 258 00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:41,556 I'm not interested in your money or your problem. 259 00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:45,651 You, King Westley, your father... you're all a lot of hooey to me. 260 00:17:49,038 --> 00:17:51,232 [TELEGRAPH CLICKING] 261 00:17:51,332 --> 00:17:53,068 Do you send telegrams here? 262 00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:56,161 I'm just fine, thanks. And how are you? 263 00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:03,662 "To Joe Gordon, in care of New York Mail, New York. 264 00:18:03,762 --> 00:18:05,205 "Am I laughing. 265 00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:08,166 The biggest scoop of the year just dropped in my lap. 266 00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:10,293 I know where Ellen Andrews is." 267 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,462 No! Do you really? 268 00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:14,756 Go on, go on. Send the telegram. 269 00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:17,926 "How would you like to have the story, you big tub of..." 270 00:18:18,026 --> 00:18:19,678 um, "of..." 271 00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:21,888 - "Mush." - "Tub of mush. 272 00:18:21,988 --> 00:18:24,265 Well, try and get it. What I said about... 273 00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:27,018 never writing another line for you still goes. 274 00:18:27,118 --> 00:18:29,354 Are you burning? Peter Warne." 275 00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:31,398 That'll be $2.60. 276 00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:33,441 - Send it collect. - "Collect"? 277 00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:35,325 Collect. 278 00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:41,282 Bus leaving for Savannah, Charleston, Columbia... 279 00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:44,994 Greensborough, Richmond, Washington, Baltimore... 280 00:18:45,094 --> 00:18:47,372 Philadelphia, New York. 281 00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:51,501 Savannah, Charleston, Columbia... 282 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,962 Greensborough, Richmond... 283 00:18:54,062 --> 00:18:56,256 Washington, Baltimore... 284 00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:58,466 [BELL RINGING] 285 00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:01,094 [ENGINE RUMBLING] 286 00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:03,270 MAN: All aboard! 287 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,441 [HORN HONKING] 288 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,735 Hi, sister. All alone? 289 00:19:16,835 --> 00:19:18,945 My name's Shapeley. Might as well get acquainted. 290 00:19:19,045 --> 00:19:22,490 It's gonna be a long trip. Gets tiresome, especially for somebody like you. 291 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:26,703 You look like you've got class. Yes, sir, with a capital K. 292 00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:30,665 And I'm the guy that knows class when he sees it, believe you me. 293 00:19:30,765 --> 00:19:34,294 Ask the boys. They'll tell you: "Shapeley knows how to pick 'em." 294 00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:38,173 Yes, sir. Shapeley's the name, and that's the way I like 'em. 295 00:19:38,273 --> 00:19:40,341 You made no mistake sitting next to me. 296 00:19:40,441 --> 00:19:43,720 The mugs on a hop like this ain't nothin' to write home about. 297 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,556 You gotta be awful careful who you hit it up with. 298 00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:49,142 You can't be too particular neither. 299 00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:51,770 What's the matter, sister? You ain't sayin' much. 300 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,564 Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance. 301 00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:57,358 [LAUGHING] That's pretty good. 302 00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,570 "Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance." 303 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:04,331 [CHORTLES] Well, shut my big nasty mouth! 304 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,243 Looks like you're one up on me. 305 00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:10,497 There's nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama... 306 00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:12,582 that can snap 'em back at ya. 307 00:20:12,682 --> 00:20:16,211 The colder they are, the hotter they get. That's what I always say. 308 00:20:16,311 --> 00:20:20,006 Yes, sir. When a cold mama gets hot... 309 00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,050 boy, how she sizzles! 310 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,177 [CHUCKLING] 311 00:20:24,277 --> 00:20:26,471 You're just my type. 312 00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:30,016 Believe me, sister, I could go for you in a big way. 313 00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:32,101 "Fun-on-the-side Shapeley," they call me... 314 00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:35,480 with accent on the "fun," believe you me. 315 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:39,241 Believe you me, you bore me to distraction. 316 00:20:41,002 --> 00:20:43,822 Looks like you're two up on me now. 317 00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:46,282 - Hey, you. - Huh? 318 00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:49,869 - There's a seat over there for you. - What's the idea? 319 00:20:49,969 --> 00:20:53,456 I'd like to sit next to my wife, if you don't mind. 320 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,917 - Your wife? - Yeah. 321 00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:57,752 Come on, come on. 322 00:20:57,852 --> 00:21:00,129 Oh, yeah, sure. Excuse me. 323 00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:02,382 I was just... Excuse me, miss. 324 00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:05,844 I just was trying to make things pleasant, you see? 325 00:21:05,944 --> 00:21:09,013 Excuse me. I... I didn't mean anything, doc. 326 00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:12,684 - Uh, n-no offense, doc. - No. 327 00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:14,651 No. 328 00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:22,944 If you promise not to snap my head off, I'd like to thank you. 329 00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:25,238 Forget it. I didn't do it for you. 330 00:21:25,338 --> 00:21:27,581 His voice gets on my nerves. 331 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:36,416 What'd you do all day? 332 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:40,594 Ran in and out of doorways trying to keep out of the rain. 333 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,848 Your clothes are all wet. 334 00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:49,012 Here. 335 00:21:49,112 --> 00:21:52,515 - You're as helpless as a baby. - Thank you. 336 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,184 MAN: Here you are, folks: cigars, cigarettes... 337 00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:57,645 chewing gum, candy, magazines. 338 00:21:57,745 --> 00:21:59,571 Here, boy. 339 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:03,526 - Yes, ma'am? - A box of chocolates, please. 340 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,486 Never mind. She doesn't want it. 341 00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:07,530 - But the lady... - Of course I do! 342 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,490 Beat it! 343 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:12,667 You've got your nerve! Here, boy. 344 00:22:14,262 --> 00:22:16,831 Dollar and 60 cents. 345 00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:19,125 You had four dollars last night. 346 00:22:19,225 --> 00:22:22,879 How do you expect to get to New York at the rate you're going? 347 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:24,797 That is none of your business. 348 00:22:24,897 --> 00:22:27,258 You're on a budget from now on. 349 00:22:27,358 --> 00:22:30,560 - Just a minute. You can't... - Shut up. 350 00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:45,533 [HORN HONKING] 351 00:22:52,383 --> 00:22:55,286 - What's the matter, Officer? - Bridge washout. 352 00:22:55,386 --> 00:22:57,455 Looks like we can't get through till morning. 353 00:22:57,555 --> 00:23:00,083 If any of you passengers want a place to sleep... 354 00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:02,752 you'll find an auto camp up yonder a piece. 355 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:05,213 - Where? - Right over there. See those lights? 356 00:23:05,313 --> 00:23:07,465 - Oh, yeah. - Dyke's Auto Camp. 357 00:23:07,565 --> 00:23:09,759 All right, thanks. Hey, brat. 358 00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:12,095 Are you talking to me? 359 00:23:12,195 --> 00:23:15,355 Yeah. Come on. We're stopping here for the night. 360 00:23:30,296 --> 00:23:34,291 - Thank you. - Hey, come on! We're all set! 361 00:23:44,352 --> 00:23:45,920 Good evening. 362 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:48,638 Hope you and your husband rest comfortable. 363 00:23:56,781 --> 00:23:58,474 Come on, come on. 364 00:23:58,574 --> 00:24:00,650 You going to stay there all night? 365 00:24:21,722 --> 00:24:23,833 Darn clever, these Armenians. 366 00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:26,134 Yeah. Yeah, it's a gift. 367 00:24:27,562 --> 00:24:31,049 I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to... 368 00:24:31,149 --> 00:24:33,342 as my husband. 369 00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:37,305 Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you: I registered as "Mr. and Mrs." 370 00:24:37,405 --> 00:24:39,481 - Oh, you did? - Mm-hmm. 371 00:24:40,408 --> 00:24:43,644 What am I expected to do? Leap for joy? 372 00:24:43,744 --> 00:24:46,279 I kind of half expected you to thank me. 373 00:24:47,331 --> 00:24:50,068 Your ego is absolutely colossal. 374 00:24:50,168 --> 00:24:53,203 Yeah, yeah. Not bad. How's yours? 375 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,829 You know, compared to you... 376 00:25:01,929 --> 00:25:04,297 my friend Shapeley is an amateur. 377 00:25:05,308 --> 00:25:09,003 Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this? 378 00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:10,838 Now, wait a minute. 379 00:25:10,938 --> 00:25:13,007 Let's get this straightened out right now. 380 00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:16,928 If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. 381 00:25:17,028 --> 00:25:19,347 You're just a headline to me. 382 00:25:19,447 --> 00:25:21,766 A headline? 383 00:25:21,866 --> 00:25:24,352 You're not a newspaperman, are you? 384 00:25:24,452 --> 00:25:27,271 Chalk up one for your side. 385 00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:30,900 Now, listen. You want to get to King Westley, don't you? 386 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,944 All right. I'm here to help you. 387 00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:35,029 What I want is your story. 388 00:25:35,129 --> 00:25:37,949 Exclusive. A day-to-day account. 389 00:25:38,049 --> 00:25:40,493 All about your mad flight to happiness. 390 00:25:40,593 --> 00:25:44,254 I need that story. Between you and me, I've got to have it. 391 00:25:47,558 --> 00:25:50,343 Isn't that just too cute? 392 00:25:51,312 --> 00:25:55,007 There's a brain behind that face of yours, isn't there? 393 00:25:55,107 --> 00:25:58,094 You've got everything nicely figured out for yourself... 394 00:25:58,194 --> 00:26:00,054 including this. 395 00:26:00,154 --> 00:26:03,057 This? That's a matter of simple mathematics. 396 00:26:03,157 --> 00:26:05,268 These cabins cost two bucks a night... 397 00:26:05,368 --> 00:26:07,895 and I'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear... 398 00:26:07,995 --> 00:26:10,864 that the family purse won't stand for separate establishments. 399 00:26:17,046 --> 00:26:19,115 Well, thank you. 400 00:26:19,215 --> 00:26:21,909 Thank you very much. You've been very kind. 401 00:26:22,009 --> 00:26:24,579 It's all right with me. Go out in the storm. 402 00:26:24,679 --> 00:26:26,747 But I'm going to follow you, see? 403 00:26:26,847 --> 00:26:29,667 Yeah. And if you get tough... 404 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:33,379 I'll just have to turn you over to your old man... right now. 405 00:26:33,479 --> 00:26:36,681 Savvy? Now, that's my whole plot in a nutshell. 406 00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:40,928 A simple story for simple people. 407 00:26:41,028 --> 00:26:43,806 If you behave, I'll see that you get to King Westley. 408 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:47,400 If not, I'll just have to spill the beans to Papa. 409 00:26:48,202 --> 00:26:51,738 Now, uh, which of these beds do you prefer? 410 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:55,492 This one? All right. 411 00:27:17,064 --> 00:27:20,551 That, I suppose, makes everything quite all right. 412 00:27:20,651 --> 00:27:23,186 Oh, this? 413 00:27:25,156 --> 00:27:27,558 I like privacy when I retire. 414 00:27:27,658 --> 00:27:31,027 I'm very delicate in that respect. Prying eyes annoy me. 415 00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:38,027 Behold the walls of Jericho. 416 00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:41,822 Maybe not as thick as the ones Joshua blew down with his trumpet... 417 00:27:41,922 --> 00:27:43,658 but a lot safer. 418 00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:46,827 You see, I have no trumpet. 419 00:27:46,927 --> 00:27:49,538 Just to show you my heart's in the right place... 420 00:27:49,638 --> 00:27:51,881 I'll give you my best pair of pajamas. 421 00:27:54,101 --> 00:27:56,678 Do you mind joining the Israelites? 422 00:27:57,605 --> 00:28:00,841 You don't want to join the Israelites? All right. 423 00:28:00,941 --> 00:28:04,804 Perhaps you're interested in how a man undresses. 424 00:28:04,904 --> 00:28:08,057 There's a funny thing about that. Quite a study in psychology. 425 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:09,850 No two men do it alike. 426 00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:13,813 I knew a man who kept his hat on until he was completely undressed. 427 00:28:13,913 --> 00:28:15,856 He made a picture! 428 00:28:15,956 --> 00:28:18,276 Years later, his secret came out. 429 00:28:18,376 --> 00:28:21,362 [WHISPERING] He wore a toupee. Yeah. 430 00:28:21,462 --> 00:28:23,489 I have a method all my own. 431 00:28:23,589 --> 00:28:25,700 If you'll notice, the coat came first... 432 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,369 then the tie, then the shirt. 433 00:28:28,469 --> 00:28:30,496 Now, according to Hoyle... 434 00:28:30,596 --> 00:28:33,040 after that, the pants should be next. 435 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:36,961 There's where I'm different: I go for the shoes next. 436 00:28:37,061 --> 00:28:38,754 First the right... 437 00:28:38,854 --> 00:28:41,215 then the left. 438 00:28:41,315 --> 00:28:42,883 After that... 439 00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:45,935 it's every man for himself. 440 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,460 Still with me, brat? 441 00:29:13,347 --> 00:29:15,548 Ah, don't be a sucker. 442 00:29:16,434 --> 00:29:18,502 A good night's rest will do you good. 443 00:29:18,602 --> 00:29:21,005 Besides, you've got nothing to worry about. 444 00:29:21,105 --> 00:29:24,641 The walls of Jericho will protect you from the big bad wolf. 445 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:42,651 ♪ Who's afraid of the big bad wolf ♪ 446 00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:46,113 ♪ The big bad wolf The big bad wolf ♪ 447 00:29:46,213 --> 00:29:48,616 ♪ She's afraid of the big bad wolf ♪ 448 00:29:48,716 --> 00:29:51,167 ♪ Tra, la, la, la, la ♪♪ 449 00:29:53,679 --> 00:29:56,082 Would you mind please putting out the light? 450 00:29:56,182 --> 00:29:58,758 No, not at all. 451 00:30:38,307 --> 00:30:41,419 I wish you'd take those things off the walls of Jericho. 452 00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:43,970 Oh, excuse me. 453 00:31:09,547 --> 00:31:11,490 By the way, what's your name? 454 00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:13,451 What's that? 455 00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:15,668 Who are you? 456 00:31:17,054 --> 00:31:18,963 Who, me? 457 00:31:19,974 --> 00:31:23,085 I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. 458 00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:27,381 I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face. 459 00:31:27,481 --> 00:31:30,134 You've got a name, haven't you? 460 00:31:30,234 --> 00:31:33,804 Yeah, I got a name: Peter Warne. 461 00:31:33,904 --> 00:31:36,599 "Peter Warne." 462 00:31:36,699 --> 00:31:38,476 I don't like it. 463 00:31:38,576 --> 00:31:42,361 Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning. 464 00:31:44,665 --> 00:31:46,567 Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne. 465 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:51,120 The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne. 466 00:32:09,815 --> 00:32:11,634 Another message, sir. 467 00:32:11,734 --> 00:32:14,762 - What is it? - It's from Charleston, Mr. Andrews. 468 00:32:14,862 --> 00:32:18,557 "Checking every northbound train. Also assigned 20 operators to watch highways. 469 00:32:18,657 --> 00:32:22,102 No sign of your daughter yet. Will continue to do everything possible. 470 00:32:22,202 --> 00:32:24,063 Signed, Lovington Detective Agency." 471 00:32:24,163 --> 00:32:26,440 Just the same as all the others. 472 00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:27,154 Yes, sir? 473 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:29,610 I made it clear I was in a hurry to get to New York. 474 00:32:29,710 --> 00:32:32,321 - What are we crawling for? - I've got it wide open, sir. 475 00:32:32,421 --> 00:32:34,031 - Step on it! - Yes, sir. 476 00:32:34,131 --> 00:32:36,200 MAN: Oh, I hope she's all right, sir. 477 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:40,788 "All right"? Of course she's all right. What could happen to her? 478 00:32:40,888 --> 00:32:43,840 - Nothing, sir. - Then shut up about it! 479 00:32:44,892 --> 00:32:47,093 [AIRPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD] 480 00:32:55,361 --> 00:32:57,562 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 481 00:33:07,915 --> 00:33:09,740 Hello? 482 00:33:11,835 --> 00:33:13,744 Hey, mister. 483 00:33:17,091 --> 00:33:18,784 Oh, hello. 484 00:33:18,884 --> 00:33:21,161 What's the matter? You not up yet? 485 00:33:21,261 --> 00:33:23,289 - What time is it? - 8:00. 486 00:33:23,389 --> 00:33:24,790 Here. 487 00:33:24,890 --> 00:33:28,419 What... Oh, it's a toothbrush. Thanks. 488 00:33:28,519 --> 00:33:30,045 My dress... 489 00:33:30,145 --> 00:33:31,922 you had it pressed! 490 00:33:32,022 --> 00:33:34,174 Come on. Breakfast will be ready. 491 00:33:34,274 --> 00:33:36,510 You sweet thing. Where'd you get it pressed? 492 00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:41,015 I'm gonna count ten. If you're not out of that bed, I'm coming and drag you out. 493 00:33:41,115 --> 00:33:44,059 - One, two, three, four, five, six... - I really think you would. 494 00:33:44,159 --> 00:33:46,020 - seven, eight, nine... - I'm out, I'm out. 495 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,272 I'm out. I'm out. 496 00:33:48,372 --> 00:33:51,490 You'll find the showers and things just behind the second cottage. 497 00:33:53,085 --> 00:33:54,987 Outside? 498 00:33:55,087 --> 00:33:57,496 Certainly. All the best homes have them outside. 499 00:34:00,134 --> 00:34:02,411 Really, I-I can't go out like this. 500 00:34:02,511 --> 00:34:04,997 - Like what? - Like this. I have no robe. 501 00:34:05,097 --> 00:34:06,915 Oh. Here. 502 00:34:07,015 --> 00:34:08,834 - Use mine. - Oh, thanks. 503 00:34:08,934 --> 00:34:10,753 Come on. Make it snappy. 504 00:34:10,853 --> 00:34:13,589 It's not my fault. You got the sleeve. 505 00:34:13,689 --> 00:34:17,141 - Here. Here are my puppets. - Thanks. 506 00:34:18,944 --> 00:34:21,555 Where'd you say the showers and things were? 507 00:34:21,655 --> 00:34:23,766 Here. Here's a towel. 508 00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:25,858 Thank you. 509 00:34:26,952 --> 00:34:29,772 You're kind of little, aren't you? 510 00:34:29,872 --> 00:34:32,441 - Where's the shower? - Your hair's cute like that. 511 00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:35,534 - You should never comb it. - I'll find it myself. 512 00:35:08,702 --> 00:35:10,604 Are the showers in there? 513 00:35:10,704 --> 00:35:12,731 Well, they ain't out here. 514 00:35:12,831 --> 00:35:14,573 Thank you. 515 00:35:16,919 --> 00:35:20,913 [WOMAN SCREAMS] Can't a body have a little privacy around here? 516 00:35:25,493 --> 00:35:29,280 If you want a shower around here, you'll stand in line. 517 00:35:39,399 --> 00:35:42,386 Ah, hi, sister. You remember me? Shapeley? 518 00:35:42,486 --> 00:35:45,472 I'm sorry about last night. Didn't know you was married. 519 00:35:45,572 --> 00:35:48,065 You shoulda told me right off. ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 520 00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:59,486 High time you got back. 521 00:35:59,586 --> 00:36:01,864 I met some very interesting women at the showers. 522 00:36:01,964 --> 00:36:05,325 We got chatting about this and that. You know how time flies. 523 00:36:05,425 --> 00:36:07,251 Mm. 524 00:36:08,846 --> 00:36:11,047 Come on, sit down. 525 00:36:13,392 --> 00:36:15,502 My, my, my. Scrambled eggs. 526 00:36:15,602 --> 00:36:17,713 "Egg." One egg. 527 00:36:17,813 --> 00:36:21,258 One doughnut. Black coffee. That's your ration till lunch. 528 00:36:21,358 --> 00:36:23,677 - Any complaints? - No, no complaints. 529 00:36:23,777 --> 00:36:27,181 I'd have gotten cream, but it'd have meant buying a whole pint. 530 00:36:27,281 --> 00:36:29,433 You don't have to apologize to me. 531 00:36:29,533 --> 00:36:31,852 You'll never know how much I appreciate all this. 532 00:36:31,952 --> 00:36:34,730 What makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning? 533 00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:36,523 It must be the spring. 534 00:36:36,623 --> 00:36:39,735 I thought "believe you me" told you a couple snappy stories. 535 00:36:39,835 --> 00:36:42,488 Oh, no. He apologized for last night. 536 00:36:42,588 --> 00:36:44,490 Said he didn't know we were married. 537 00:36:44,590 --> 00:36:47,124 Just shows you how wrong a guy can be. 538 00:36:48,886 --> 00:36:50,537 Doughnut? 539 00:36:50,637 --> 00:36:53,123 Thanks. 540 00:36:53,223 --> 00:36:56,919 You think this whole business is silly, don't you? I mean, running away. 541 00:36:57,019 --> 00:36:59,213 No, no. Makes too good a story. 542 00:36:59,313 --> 00:37:02,633 Yes, you do. You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. 543 00:37:02,733 --> 00:37:05,552 Perhaps I am, though I don't see how I can be. 544 00:37:05,652 --> 00:37:08,472 Spoiled people are accustomed to having their way. I never have. 545 00:37:08,572 --> 00:37:11,058 I've always been told what to do... 546 00:37:11,158 --> 00:37:14,645 and how to do it and when and with whom. 547 00:37:14,745 --> 00:37:18,774 Would you believe it? This is the first time I've ever been alone with a man. 548 00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:21,527 - Yeah. - It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken. 549 00:37:21,627 --> 00:37:23,987 Mm-hmm. You're doing all right. 550 00:37:24,087 --> 00:37:26,031 Thanks. 551 00:37:26,131 --> 00:37:28,659 Nurses, governesses... 552 00:37:28,759 --> 00:37:32,866 chaperones, even bodyguards. Oh, it's been a lot of fun. 553 00:37:32,967 --> 00:37:35,374 One consolation: You can never get lonesome. 554 00:37:35,474 --> 00:37:38,794 Mm. It has its moments. It's become a sort of game... 555 00:37:38,894 --> 00:37:41,213 trying to outwit Father's detectives. 556 00:37:41,313 --> 00:37:45,092 I did once. I actually went shopping without a bodyguard. 557 00:37:45,192 --> 00:37:47,928 It was swell. I felt absolutely immoral. 558 00:37:48,028 --> 00:37:50,973 It didn't last long. They caught me in a department store. 559 00:37:51,073 --> 00:37:53,433 I was so mad, I ran out the back... 560 00:37:53,533 --> 00:37:55,769 and jumped into the first car I saw. 561 00:37:55,869 --> 00:37:59,481 - Guess who was in it. - Santa Claus. Gandhi. 562 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:02,985 - King Westley was in it. - [MUTTERS] 563 00:38:03,085 --> 00:38:05,279 - Is that how you met him? - Mm-hmm. 564 00:38:05,379 --> 00:38:08,156 We rode around all afternoon. Father was frantic. 565 00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:11,417 By 6:00 he was having all the rivers dragged. 566 00:38:13,387 --> 00:38:16,623 Say, where'd you learn to dunk? In finishing school? 567 00:38:16,723 --> 00:38:19,167 Don't you start telling me I shouldn't dunk. 568 00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:22,129 Of course you shouldn't. You don't know how. Dunking's an art. 569 00:38:22,229 --> 00:38:26,133 Don't let it soak so long. A dip... and sock! Into your mouth. 570 00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:30,721 Let it hang too long, it'll get soft and fall off. All a matter of timing. 571 00:38:30,821 --> 00:38:33,807 - I'll write a book about it. - Thanks, Professor. 572 00:38:33,907 --> 00:38:37,686 Just goes to show you: 20 millions, and you don't know how to dunk. 573 00:38:37,786 --> 00:38:41,064 I'd change places with a plumber's daughter any day. 574 00:38:41,164 --> 00:38:44,651 How do I know who you are? I never saw you before. 575 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:46,737 You can't go around bothering my tenants. 576 00:38:46,837 --> 00:38:49,156 There's no girl by that name here. 577 00:38:49,256 --> 00:38:51,158 Besides, how do I know you're detectives? 578 00:38:51,258 --> 00:38:53,500 MAN: Show him your credentials, Mac. 579 00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:58,457 - Detectives! - Oh! 580 00:38:58,557 --> 00:39:01,043 That's Father at work. Peter, what'll I do? 581 00:39:01,143 --> 00:39:03,962 Maybe I can jump out the window. They won't see me. 582 00:39:04,062 --> 00:39:05,714 Sit down. Get yourself mussed up. 583 00:39:05,814 --> 00:39:09,183 Get your hair down over your eyes and your blouse unfastened. 584 00:39:09,985 --> 00:39:12,971 [SHOUTING] Yeah, I got a letter from Aunt Bella last week. 585 00:39:13,071 --> 00:39:16,391 If we don't stop over to Wilkes-Barre, she'll never forgive us. 586 00:39:16,491 --> 00:39:18,518 - What are you talking about? - Shh! 587 00:39:18,618 --> 00:39:21,438 The baby's due next month. They want us to come. 588 00:39:21,538 --> 00:39:26,158 Uh... Oh, yeah. She saw your sister the other day. Said she's looking swell. 589 00:39:29,254 --> 00:39:32,532 - ELLIE: Come in. - I hope Aunt Bella has a boy. 590 00:39:32,632 --> 00:39:36,126 Grandma says it's a girl. She hasn't missed calling one in years. 591 00:39:37,804 --> 00:39:40,123 [SOUTHERN DRAWL] Man here to see you, sweetheart. 592 00:39:40,223 --> 00:39:42,459 Me? You want to see me? 593 00:39:42,559 --> 00:39:45,212 - What's your name? - Are you addressin' me? 594 00:39:45,312 --> 00:39:48,131 - Yeah. What's your name? - Hey, wait a minute. 595 00:39:48,231 --> 00:39:50,217 That's my wife you're talking to. 596 00:39:50,317 --> 00:39:52,886 What do you mean, coming here? What do you want? 597 00:39:52,986 --> 00:39:54,221 We're looking for somebody. 598 00:39:54,321 --> 00:39:56,723 Look your head off, but don't come in here. 599 00:39:56,823 --> 00:39:59,351 I've got a notion to take a sock at you. 600 00:39:59,451 --> 00:40:01,979 - Take it easy, son. - These men are detectives. 601 00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:06,108 I don't care if they're police. They can't bust in here shooting questions at my wife. 602 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:09,069 Don't get so excited. The man asked a simple question. 603 00:40:09,169 --> 00:40:13,907 Oh, is that so? How many times have I told you to stop butting in? 604 00:40:14,007 --> 00:40:15,378 You don't have to lose your temper. 605 00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:18,028 [MOCKINGLY] "You don't have to lose your temper." That's what you said the other time. 606 00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:21,093 Every time I try to protect you! The other night at the dance, 607 00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:25,127 - when that Swede made a pass... - He didn't make a pass at me! 608 00:40:25,227 --> 00:40:27,736 I saw him. He kept pawing you all over the dance floor. 609 00:40:27,837 --> 00:40:31,633 - He didn't. You were drunk. - Ah, nuts! You're just like your old man! 610 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,885 Once a plumber's daughter, always a plumber's daughter. 611 00:40:33,985 --> 00:40:36,221 Ain't an ounce of brains in your family! 612 00:40:36,321 --> 00:40:39,433 - You've gone far enough! - Ah, shut up! 613 00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:41,560 - [ELLIE SOBBING] - See what you've done? 614 00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:44,980 Sorry, Mr. Warne, but we've got to check up on everybody. 615 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,609 We're looking for Ellen Andrews, the daughter of that Wall Street mug. 616 00:40:49,709 --> 00:40:52,154 Too bad you ain't looking for a plumber's daughter. 617 00:40:52,254 --> 00:40:54,489 - Quit bawling! Quit bawling! - [HYSTERICAL CRYING] 618 00:40:54,589 --> 00:40:58,417 I told you they were a perfectly nice married couple. 619 00:41:11,314 --> 00:41:13,467 You weren't bad, jumping in like that. 620 00:41:13,567 --> 00:41:16,470 - You've got a brain, haven't you? - You're not so bad yourself. 621 00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:18,472 We could start a two-people stock company. 622 00:41:18,572 --> 00:41:20,974 If things get tough, we'll play the small-town auditoriums. 623 00:41:21,074 --> 00:41:23,477 We'll call this one The Great Deception. 624 00:41:23,577 --> 00:41:25,896 What about Cinderella or A Real Hot Love Story? 625 00:41:25,996 --> 00:41:28,231 - No, too mushy. - I like mushy stuff. 626 00:41:28,331 --> 00:41:29,900 - [KNOCK AT DOOR] - [CRYING] 627 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,569 Quit bawling! You're just like... 628 00:41:32,669 --> 00:41:34,071 - Five minutes. - What? 629 00:41:34,171 --> 00:41:35,739 Your bus leaves in five minutes. 630 00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:39,708 Oh! Holy smoke! We're not even packed yet. 631 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,751 I'm beginning to believe you fellas couldn't find your way home. 632 00:41:47,851 --> 00:41:49,711 - Yeah? - WOMAN: Telegram for you. 633 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:52,339 - Bring it in. - Another wire from Peter Warne. 634 00:41:52,439 --> 00:41:54,466 Warne? Throw it in the wastebasket. 635 00:41:54,566 --> 00:41:57,351 Wait a minute. What does it say? 636 00:41:58,278 --> 00:42:00,138 "Have I got a story. Stop. 637 00:42:00,238 --> 00:42:03,100 It's getting hotter and hotter. Stop. Hope you're the same." 638 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,185 [MEN LAUGHING] 639 00:42:05,285 --> 00:42:07,020 - Collect? - Yes. 640 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,147 If you accept another one, you're fired. 641 00:42:09,247 --> 00:42:12,526 - Yes sir. - That gives me a good idea for all of you! 642 00:42:12,626 --> 00:42:14,402 I want action, Lovington! 643 00:42:14,502 --> 00:42:17,614 - We can't do the impossible. - What I'm asking isn't impossible. 644 00:42:17,714 --> 00:42:20,575 My daughter is between here and Miami. I want her found. 645 00:42:20,675 --> 00:42:23,703 - I put extra men on all along the way. - That's not enough. 646 00:42:23,803 --> 00:42:26,873 Send in Clark and Brown. You're sure she isn't with King Westley? 647 00:42:26,973 --> 00:42:30,043 No. He's been trailed 24 hours a day since this thing started. 648 00:42:30,143 --> 00:42:32,940 He can't even get a phone call we don't know about. 649 00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:37,050 I'm worried, Lovington. Something might have happened to her. 650 00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:39,845 Brown, make arrangements for a radio broadcast. 651 00:42:39,945 --> 00:42:42,970 Coast-to-coast hookup. Offer a reward of $10,000 for information 652 00:42:43,071 --> 00:42:44,905 - leading to her whereabouts. - Yes, sir. 653 00:42:45,006 --> 00:42:47,227 Clark, send the story to all the newspapers. 654 00:42:47,327 --> 00:42:49,938 Some out-of-town papers may not have a picture of her. 655 00:42:50,038 --> 00:42:51,898 Here. Wire this to them. 656 00:42:51,998 --> 00:42:54,651 - I want the story to break right away. - Yes, sir. 657 00:42:54,751 --> 00:42:56,736 Now we'll get some action! 658 00:42:56,836 --> 00:43:00,031 [♪ MEN SINGING, INDISTINCT] 659 00:43:00,131 --> 00:43:03,125 [HORN HONKING] 660 00:43:30,704 --> 00:43:33,064 [♪ ENDS] 661 00:43:33,164 --> 00:43:35,317 That's fine. Say, fellas... 662 00:43:35,417 --> 00:43:38,862 do you know that one about the man who flew on the trapeze? 663 00:43:38,962 --> 00:43:40,822 - Sure. - Oh, yeah. 664 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:43,457 - "Flying Trapeze." - Attaboy. 665 00:43:46,011 --> 00:43:47,954 ♪ Once I was happy ♪ 666 00:43:48,054 --> 00:43:50,123 ♪ But now I'm forlorn ♪ 667 00:43:50,223 --> 00:43:53,668 ♪ Like an old coat that is tattered and torn ♪ 668 00:43:53,768 --> 00:43:58,048 ♪ Left in this wide world to weep and to mourn ♪ 669 00:43:58,148 --> 00:44:02,219 ♪ Betrayed by a maid in her teens ♪ 670 00:44:02,319 --> 00:44:05,437 ♪ Oh, this maid that I loved she was handsome ♪ 671 00:44:06,364 --> 00:44:10,352 ♪ And I tried all I knew how to please ♪ 672 00:44:10,452 --> 00:44:14,022 ♪ But I never could please her one quarter so well ♪ 673 00:44:14,122 --> 00:44:17,943 ♪ As the man on the flying trapeze ♪ 674 00:44:18,043 --> 00:44:22,155 ♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 675 00:44:22,255 --> 00:44:25,659 ♪ The daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ 676 00:44:25,759 --> 00:44:29,663 ♪ His actions are graceful All girls he does please ♪ 677 00:44:29,763 --> 00:44:33,583 ♪ And my love he purloined away ♪ 678 00:44:33,683 --> 00:44:36,802 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 679 00:44:40,273 --> 00:44:43,051 Hey, I know the second verse there. 680 00:44:43,151 --> 00:44:44,427 Yeah. 681 00:44:44,527 --> 00:44:48,598 ♪ Now, he'd play with a miss like a cat with a mouse ♪ 682 00:44:48,698 --> 00:44:52,352 ♪ His eyes would undress every girl in the house ♪ 683 00:44:52,452 --> 00:44:56,231 ♪ Perhaps he is better described as a louse ♪ 684 00:44:56,331 --> 00:44:59,484 ♪ And still people came just the same ♪ 685 00:44:59,584 --> 00:45:04,197 ♪ Now, he smiles from the bar on the people below ♪ 686 00:45:04,297 --> 00:45:07,332 ♪ And one night he smiled on my love ♪ 687 00:45:08,134 --> 00:45:12,038 ♪ She blew him a kiss and she hollered "Bravo!" ♪ 688 00:45:12,138 --> 00:45:15,125 ♪ As he hung by his schnozzle from above ♪ 689 00:45:15,225 --> 00:45:17,711 ♪ Oh, he floats through the air ♪ 690 00:45:17,811 --> 00:45:19,879 ♪ With the greatest of ease ♪ 691 00:45:19,979 --> 00:45:23,550 ♪ The daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ 692 00:45:23,650 --> 00:45:27,512 ♪ His actions are graceful The girls he does please ♪ 693 00:45:27,612 --> 00:45:31,690 ♪ My love he has stolen away ♪ 694 00:45:33,493 --> 00:45:36,695 Say, uh, you mind if I take the third one? 695 00:45:41,751 --> 00:45:45,572 ♪ I wept and I whimpered I simpered for weeks ♪ 696 00:45:45,672 --> 00:45:49,576 ♪ While she spent her time with the circus's freaks ♪ 697 00:45:49,676 --> 00:45:53,455 ♪ The tears were like hailstones that rolled down my cheeks ♪ 698 00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:56,082 ♪ Alas, alack, and Alaska ♪ 699 00:45:56,182 --> 00:46:00,587 ♪ I went to this fellow, the villain and I said ♪ 700 00:46:00,687 --> 00:46:04,174 ♪ I'll see that you get your deserts ♪ 701 00:46:04,274 --> 00:46:08,136 ♪ His thumb to his nose he put up with a sneer ♪ 702 00:46:08,236 --> 00:46:11,765 - ♪ He sneered once again and said... ♪ - Whoa! 703 00:46:11,865 --> 00:46:15,769 ♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 704 00:46:15,869 --> 00:46:19,272 ♪ The daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ 705 00:46:19,372 --> 00:46:22,567 ♪ His actions are graceful All the girls he does please ♪ 706 00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:27,371 ♪ And my love he has stolen away ♪♪ 707 00:46:32,594 --> 00:46:34,371 [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] 708 00:46:34,471 --> 00:46:37,832 - Everybody keep your seats. - Thank the man for me, Peter. 709 00:46:37,932 --> 00:46:41,169 It's the first comfortable position I've been in all night. 710 00:46:41,269 --> 00:46:45,131 ♪ Oh, she flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 711 00:46:45,231 --> 00:46:47,467 CHILD: Ma! Ma! 712 00:46:47,567 --> 00:46:49,761 Ma! What's the matter with you? 713 00:46:49,861 --> 00:46:52,347 Somebody help us! Something's happened to her! 714 00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:55,975 Get some water, somebody. Let me in there, son. 715 00:46:56,075 --> 00:46:58,895 You got some smelling salts? 716 00:46:58,995 --> 00:47:00,779 Ma! 717 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,443 Come on. Let's give your mother a chance to snap out of it. 718 00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:09,489 Don't worry. She'll be all right in a few minutes. 719 00:47:09,589 --> 00:47:13,076 We ain't ate nothing since yesterday. 720 00:47:13,176 --> 00:47:16,162 Oh? What happened to your money? 721 00:47:16,262 --> 00:47:18,373 Ma spent it all on the tickets. 722 00:47:18,473 --> 00:47:21,626 We didn't know it was gonna be so much. 723 00:47:21,726 --> 00:47:24,504 We shouldn't have come, I guess. [SOBBING] 724 00:47:24,604 --> 00:47:28,258 But Ma said there was a job waiting for her in New York... 725 00:47:28,358 --> 00:47:32,060 and if we didn't go, she might lose it. 726 00:47:36,241 --> 00:47:38,768 She'll be all right when she's had something to eat. 727 00:47:38,868 --> 00:47:43,189 Here, honey. The next town we come to, buy some food. Come on. 728 00:47:43,289 --> 00:47:46,818 I shouldn't oughta take this. Ma'll get mad. 729 00:47:46,918 --> 00:47:50,363 Don't tell her. You don't want her to get sick again, do you? 730 00:47:50,463 --> 00:47:52,782 - No, but you might need it. - Come on. 731 00:47:52,882 --> 00:47:55,452 - I got millions. - Gee, thanks. 732 00:47:55,552 --> 00:47:57,836 Come on. Let's go back to your mother. 733 00:48:15,321 --> 00:48:17,682 - Better phone for help. - You can if you want. 734 00:48:17,782 --> 00:48:19,851 The nearest town is 10 miles from here. 735 00:48:19,951 --> 00:48:22,187 - Yeah? - Say, buddy... 736 00:48:22,287 --> 00:48:25,363 like to take a look at my paper? 737 00:48:26,165 --> 00:48:29,736 Traveling like this, you lose track of what's going on in the world. 738 00:48:29,836 --> 00:48:33,072 Take that story there, for instance. 739 00:48:33,172 --> 00:48:36,493 If I was to see that dame, you know what I'd do? 740 00:48:36,593 --> 00:48:37,492 No, what? 741 00:48:37,593 --> 00:48:40,877 - I'd go 50-50 with you. - Why? 742 00:48:40,978 --> 00:48:42,832 Because I don't believe in hogging it, see? 743 00:48:42,932 --> 00:48:46,461 A bird that figures that way always ends up behind the eight ball. 744 00:48:46,561 --> 00:48:49,095 That's what I always say. 745 00:48:51,065 --> 00:48:55,602 - What's on your mind? - Five Gs or I crab the works. 746 00:49:01,701 --> 00:49:04,437 Let's get away from this gang, talk this over privately. 747 00:49:04,537 --> 00:49:07,113 I knew she wasn't your wife all the time. 748 00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:14,280 You know, lucky thing, my running into you. Just the man I need. 749 00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:17,617 - You made no mistake. - I can use a smart guy like you. 750 00:49:17,717 --> 00:49:19,953 When you're talking to Shapeley, you're talking to... 751 00:49:20,053 --> 00:49:21,871 You pack a gat? 752 00:49:21,971 --> 00:49:24,499 - Huh? - A gat, a gat. 753 00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:26,834 A rod. Got any fireworks on you? 754 00:49:26,934 --> 00:49:28,711 Why, no. 755 00:49:28,811 --> 00:49:31,339 It's all right. I got machine guns in my suitcase. 756 00:49:31,439 --> 00:49:34,259 I'll let you have one. We may have trouble up north... 757 00:49:34,359 --> 00:49:37,242 have to shoot it out with the cops. But if you come through, 758 00:49:37,343 --> 00:49:40,668 those five Gs are in the bag... maybe more. I'll talk with the Killer, 759 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,176 - see he takes care of you. - "Killer"? 760 00:49:43,276 --> 00:49:46,312 Yeah, the big boy. The boss of the outfit. 761 00:49:46,412 --> 00:49:48,648 You're not kidnapping her, are you? 762 00:49:48,748 --> 00:49:52,485 What else, stupid? You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward? 763 00:49:52,585 --> 00:49:55,655 Ten thousand bucks? [SCOFFS] Chicken feed. 764 00:49:55,755 --> 00:49:59,325 Hey, listen. We're holding that dame for a million smackers. 765 00:49:59,425 --> 00:50:03,538 I didn't know it was anything like this. You see, I've got... 766 00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:05,957 What's the matter? You getting yellow? 767 00:50:06,057 --> 00:50:09,043 I'm married, a couple kids. I can't afford to... 768 00:50:09,143 --> 00:50:12,505 Shh! Pipe down, you mug, before I... 769 00:50:12,605 --> 00:50:15,675 What are you trying to do, tell the whole world about it? 770 00:50:15,775 --> 00:50:18,636 Listen, you're into this thing, and you're staying in, get me? 771 00:50:18,736 --> 00:50:20,346 You know too much. 772 00:50:20,446 --> 00:50:22,181 I-I won't say anything, honest. 773 00:50:22,281 --> 00:50:25,435 How do I know that? I got a notion to plug you. 774 00:50:25,535 --> 00:50:27,604 Why should I take a chance with you? 775 00:50:27,704 --> 00:50:29,731 Trust me, mister, I'll keep my mouth shut. 776 00:50:29,831 --> 00:50:31,531 Yeah? 777 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:34,527 What's your name? 778 00:50:34,627 --> 00:50:36,404 Oscar Shapeley. 779 00:50:36,504 --> 00:50:39,198 - Where do you live? - Orange, New Jersey. 780 00:50:39,298 --> 00:50:41,117 Got a couple of kids, huh? 781 00:50:41,217 --> 00:50:44,412 Y-Yes, sir. Just babies. A little golden-haired girl... 782 00:50:44,512 --> 00:50:47,165 - You love them, don't you? - Yes, I do. 783 00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:49,208 Why, you wouldn't... You're not thinking... 784 00:50:49,308 --> 00:50:52,086 - You keep your trap shut, all right? - Sure, sure! 785 00:50:52,186 --> 00:50:54,631 - If you don't... - I will, I will. 786 00:50:54,731 --> 00:50:57,175 You ever hear of Bugs Dooley? 787 00:50:57,275 --> 00:50:59,052 B-B-Bugs Dooley? No. 788 00:50:59,152 --> 00:51:03,620 A nice guy, like you, but he made a mistake one day. Got too talkative. 789 00:51:03,721 --> 00:51:05,780 - Know what happened to his kid? - No. 790 00:51:05,881 --> 00:51:09,270 I can't tell you, but when Bugs heard about it, he blew his brains out. 791 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:11,898 Oh, gee, that's terrible. Terrible. 792 00:51:11,998 --> 00:51:14,442 He had it coming, though. He talked too much. 793 00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:17,487 I never talk. I never say a word. W-Word of honor. 794 00:51:17,587 --> 00:51:20,365 Gee, I wouldn't want anything to happen to my kids. 795 00:51:20,465 --> 00:51:23,242 Okay. Just remember that. 796 00:51:23,342 --> 00:51:24,911 Now beat it. 797 00:51:25,011 --> 00:51:27,246 Sure, mister. Thanks. 798 00:51:27,346 --> 00:51:29,415 I always knew you guys were... 799 00:51:29,515 --> 00:51:32,377 Come on, scram. And stay away from that bus. 800 00:51:32,477 --> 00:51:34,837 Sure. Anything you say, mister. 801 00:51:34,937 --> 00:51:37,757 - Ain't gonna shoot me, are you? - If you don't beat it... 802 00:51:37,857 --> 00:51:39,391 I'm going. 803 00:51:53,873 --> 00:51:56,693 - Come on! - Why do we have to leave the bus? 804 00:51:56,793 --> 00:51:58,611 Come on. Don't ask so many questions. 805 00:51:58,711 --> 00:52:00,412 Why? 806 00:52:06,344 --> 00:52:09,747 Poor old Shapeley. You shouldn't have frightened him like that. 807 00:52:09,847 --> 00:52:13,418 At the rate he's going, he's probably crossed two state lines by this time. 808 00:52:13,518 --> 00:52:17,171 Say, why did we have to leave the bus? 809 00:52:17,271 --> 00:52:21,426 When Shapeley stops running, he's going to start thinking, isn't he? 810 00:52:21,526 --> 00:52:25,555 You know, I've been doing a little thinking myself. 811 00:52:25,655 --> 00:52:28,725 The next town we come to, you better wire your father. 812 00:52:28,825 --> 00:52:30,977 What's the matter? Are you weakening? 813 00:52:31,077 --> 00:52:33,521 No. No, just thinking of you. 814 00:52:33,621 --> 00:52:35,648 A starvation diet may not agree with you. 815 00:52:35,748 --> 00:52:38,067 Did you give that child all your money? 816 00:52:38,167 --> 00:52:40,778 I didn't give him anything. You were the bighearted gal. 817 00:52:40,878 --> 00:52:43,114 All the money I had was that ten-spot... 818 00:52:43,214 --> 00:52:46,492 so I've been thinking you better wire your father. 819 00:52:46,592 --> 00:52:48,244 No, sir. 820 00:52:48,344 --> 00:52:50,622 I started out for New York, and I'm going to get there... 821 00:52:50,722 --> 00:52:54,417 - if I have to starve all the way. - Okay. 822 00:52:54,517 --> 00:52:56,627 What is this strange power... 823 00:52:56,727 --> 00:52:59,255 this man Westley has over you women? 824 00:52:59,355 --> 00:53:01,340 Here. Take these. 825 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,760 Hold on to them. Get up on that log. 826 00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:06,227 - Huh? - Get up on the log. 827 00:53:07,321 --> 00:53:09,856 - Come on. - [LAUGHING] 828 00:53:16,289 --> 00:53:18,316 I wish you'd stop being playful. 829 00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:20,610 Oh, so sorry. Sorry. 830 00:53:20,710 --> 00:53:24,030 This is the first time in years I've ridden piggyback. 831 00:53:24,130 --> 00:53:26,532 - This isn't piggyback. - Of course it is. 832 00:53:26,632 --> 00:53:28,534 You're crazy. 833 00:53:28,634 --> 00:53:32,371 I remember distinctly my father taking me for a piggyback ride. 834 00:53:32,471 --> 00:53:34,582 - And he carried you like this? - Yes. 835 00:53:34,682 --> 00:53:37,543 Your father didn't know beans about piggyback riding. 836 00:53:37,643 --> 00:53:40,296 My uncle, Mother's brother, has four children... 837 00:53:40,396 --> 00:53:42,089 and I've seen them ride piggyback. 838 00:53:42,189 --> 00:53:45,259 I'll bet there isn't a good piggyback rider in your family. 839 00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:48,763 I never knew a rich man yet who could piggyback ride. 840 00:53:48,863 --> 00:53:51,349 You're prejudiced. 841 00:53:51,449 --> 00:53:54,477 Show me a good piggybacker, and I'll show you a real human. 842 00:53:54,577 --> 00:53:57,522 Take Abraham Lincoln: a natural born piggybacker. 843 00:53:57,622 --> 00:54:00,949 Where do you get off with that stuffed-shirt family of yours? 844 00:54:02,752 --> 00:54:06,037 My father was a great piggybacker. 845 00:54:06,923 --> 00:54:09,082 Here, hold this a minute. 846 00:54:10,801 --> 00:54:13,670 - Ow! Oh! - Thank you. 847 00:54:19,018 --> 00:54:22,637 How long does this keep up? My feet are killing me. 848 00:54:23,439 --> 00:54:25,849 [DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE] 849 00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:38,646 This looks like the best spot. 850 00:54:38,746 --> 00:54:41,357 We're not going to sleep out here, are we? 851 00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:44,193 I'm going to give a good imitation of it. 852 00:54:44,293 --> 00:54:46,612 Peter? 853 00:54:46,712 --> 00:54:48,447 What? 854 00:54:48,547 --> 00:54:50,408 I'm awfully hungry. 855 00:54:50,508 --> 00:54:53,870 - Oh, it's just your imagination. - No, it isn't. 856 00:54:53,970 --> 00:54:56,789 I'm hungry and... and scared. 857 00:54:56,889 --> 00:54:59,750 You can't be hungry and scared both at the same time. 858 00:54:59,850 --> 00:55:01,468 - Well, I am. - If you're scared, 859 00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:06,173 - it scares the hunger out of you. - Not if you're more hungry than scared. 860 00:55:06,273 --> 00:55:08,050 All right, you win. 861 00:55:08,150 --> 00:55:10,351 Let's forget about it. 862 00:55:11,487 --> 00:55:14,390 I can't forget it. I'm still hungry. 863 00:55:14,490 --> 00:55:16,517 Holy smoke! 864 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,478 Why did I ever get mixed up with you? 865 00:55:19,578 --> 00:55:22,857 If I had any sense, I'd be in New York by this time. 866 00:55:22,957 --> 00:55:24,650 What about your story? 867 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:27,570 Taking a married woman back to her husband. 868 00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:29,495 Mm, mm! 869 00:55:30,756 --> 00:55:33,458 I turned out to be the prize sucker. 870 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:38,129 All right, come on. Your bed's all ready. 871 00:55:39,015 --> 00:55:40,958 I'll get my clothes all wrinkled. 872 00:55:41,058 --> 00:55:42,793 - Then take 'em off. - What? 873 00:55:42,893 --> 00:55:45,463 All right, don't. Do whatever you please... 874 00:55:45,563 --> 00:55:47,722 but shut up about it. 875 00:56:17,136 --> 00:56:20,790 You know, you're becoming awfully disagreeable lately. 876 00:56:20,890 --> 00:56:24,759 You just snap my head off every time I open my mouth. 877 00:56:26,979 --> 00:56:30,682 If being with me is so distasteful to you, you can leave. 878 00:56:32,485 --> 00:56:35,513 You can leave anytime you see fit. 879 00:56:35,613 --> 00:56:37,855 Nobody's holding you here. 880 00:56:39,283 --> 00:56:41,526 I can get along. 881 00:56:46,916 --> 00:56:48,825 Peter? 882 00:56:50,836 --> 00:56:53,030 Peter! 883 00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:56,617 Oh, Peter! Peter! 884 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:58,661 Peter! Peter! 885 00:56:58,761 --> 00:57:00,746 Peter! Oh, Peter! 886 00:57:00,846 --> 00:57:02,915 - What's the matter? - I was so scared! 887 00:57:03,015 --> 00:57:06,752 What got into you? I went to try and find you something to eat. 888 00:57:06,852 --> 00:57:08,879 - I know, but... - Here. 889 00:57:08,979 --> 00:57:11,882 - Here, eat your head off. - I don't want it now. 890 00:57:11,982 --> 00:57:14,760 - I thought you said you were hungry. - I was, but... 891 00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:16,637 But what? 892 00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,848 I was so scared, it scared the hung... 893 00:57:18,948 --> 00:57:22,191 Holy jumpin' catfish! You'd drive a guy crazy! 894 00:57:56,819 --> 00:57:59,062 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 895 00:58:05,369 --> 00:58:08,404 It's liable to get chilly before morning. You better use this. 896 00:58:45,242 --> 00:58:47,110 What are you thinking about? 897 00:58:49,121 --> 00:58:51,607 By a strange coincidence, I was thinking of you. 898 00:58:51,707 --> 00:58:53,651 Really? 899 00:58:53,751 --> 00:58:56,028 Yeah. 900 00:58:56,128 --> 00:58:59,831 I was just wondering what makes dames like you so dizzy. 901 00:59:33,832 --> 00:59:36,402 What did you say we're supposed to be doing? 902 00:59:36,502 --> 00:59:38,154 Hitchhiking. 903 00:59:38,254 --> 00:59:39,947 Oh. 904 00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:43,784 Well, you've given me a very good example of the hiking. 905 00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:46,078 Where does the hitching come in? 906 00:59:46,178 --> 00:59:48,796 A little early yet. No cars out. 907 00:59:51,016 --> 00:59:54,170 If it's just the same to you... 908 00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:57,722 I'm going to sit right here and wait till they come. 909 01:00:01,277 --> 01:00:03,394 [GROANS] 910 01:00:07,366 --> 01:00:09,768 Ooh. You got a toothpick? 911 01:00:09,868 --> 01:00:12,605 - What's the matter? - Got hay in my teeth. 912 01:00:12,705 --> 01:00:16,400 No, I haven't got a toothpick. Here. I got a penknife, though. 913 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:19,320 - Hold still. - Be careful. 914 01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,363 - Where is it? - Right in the middle. 915 01:00:21,463 --> 01:00:23,490 The middle? All right. Hold still. 916 01:00:23,590 --> 01:00:26,035 Real still. All right. There. 917 01:00:26,135 --> 01:00:29,246 - Get it? - Mm, thanks. 918 01:00:29,346 --> 01:00:32,625 You should've swallowed that. You're not gonna have breakfast. 919 01:00:32,725 --> 01:00:34,967 Oh, you needn't rub it in. 920 01:00:38,772 --> 01:00:41,467 - What are you eating? - Carrots. 921 01:00:41,567 --> 01:00:43,802 - Raw? - Mm-hmm. Want one? 922 01:00:43,902 --> 01:00:45,804 No! 923 01:00:45,904 --> 01:00:48,307 Why didn't you get me something I could eat? 924 01:00:48,407 --> 01:00:52,811 Oh, that's right. I forgot. The idea of offering a raw carrot to an Andrews. 925 01:00:52,911 --> 01:00:55,856 You don't think I'm going around panhandling for you, do you? 926 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,651 Better have one of these. Best thing for you, carrots. 927 01:00:58,751 --> 01:01:01,577 - [VEHICLE PASSES BY] - I hate the horrid things. 928 01:01:02,713 --> 01:01:06,450 I wish you wouldn't talk so much. We let a car get away. 929 01:01:06,550 --> 01:01:09,078 So suppose nobody stops for us, huh? 930 01:01:09,178 --> 01:01:12,581 They'll stop, all right. It's a matter of knowing how to hail 'em. 931 01:01:12,681 --> 01:01:14,583 Oh, and you're an expert, I suppose. 932 01:01:14,683 --> 01:01:16,794 "Expert"? I'm gonna write a book about it. 933 01:01:16,894 --> 01:01:18,921 Call it The Hitchhiker's Hail. 934 01:01:19,021 --> 01:01:21,840 There's no end to your accomplishments, is there? 935 01:01:21,940 --> 01:01:23,968 - You think it's simple, huh? - Oh, no. 936 01:01:24,068 --> 01:01:26,971 It is simple. It's all in that old thumb, see? 937 01:01:27,071 --> 01:01:29,014 Some people do it like this... 938 01:01:29,114 --> 01:01:31,016 or like this. 939 01:01:31,116 --> 01:01:34,311 - All wrong. Never get anywhere. - Aw, the poor things. 940 01:01:34,411 --> 01:01:36,480 But that old thumb never fails. 941 01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:39,608 It's all a matter of how you do it, though. 942 01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:41,610 You take number one, for instance. 943 01:01:41,710 --> 01:01:43,862 That's a short, jerky movement, like this. 944 01:01:43,962 --> 01:01:47,491 Shows independence. You don't care whether they stop. You got money. 945 01:01:47,591 --> 01:01:49,034 - Clever. - Mm-hmm. 946 01:01:49,134 --> 01:01:53,546 Number two's a wider movement. A smile goes with this one, like this. 947 01:01:54,973 --> 01:01:58,168 That means you got a brand-new story about the farmer's daughter. 948 01:01:58,268 --> 01:02:01,839 Mm, mm! You figured that out all by yourself? 949 01:02:01,939 --> 01:02:04,758 Ah, that's nothing. Number three is a pip. 950 01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:08,470 That's the pitiful one, when you're broke and hungry, and everything looks black. 951 01:02:08,570 --> 01:02:11,480 It's a long, sweeping movement. Got to follow through, though. 952 01:02:12,908 --> 01:02:14,727 That's amazing. 953 01:02:14,827 --> 01:02:17,604 But it's no good if you haven't got a long face. 954 01:02:17,704 --> 01:02:19,481 - [VEHICLE APPROACHING] - Here comes a car. 955 01:02:19,581 --> 01:02:21,984 Okay, watch me. I'm gonna use number one. 956 01:02:22,084 --> 01:02:24,827 Keep your eye on that thumb and see what happens. 957 01:02:31,385 --> 01:02:33,787 I still got my eye on the thumb. 958 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:36,832 Something must have gone wrong. I'll try number two. 959 01:02:36,932 --> 01:02:40,134 Well, when you get to a hundred, wake me up. 960 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,878 I don't think I'll write that book after all. 961 01:03:22,978 --> 01:03:26,006 Think of all the fun you had, though. 962 01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:28,683 [YAWNS] Do you mind if I try? 963 01:03:29,902 --> 01:03:31,970 You? 964 01:03:32,070 --> 01:03:34,890 Don't make me laugh. 965 01:03:34,990 --> 01:03:37,017 Oh, you're such a smart aleck. 966 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:39,478 Nobody knows anything but you. 967 01:03:39,578 --> 01:03:42,398 I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb. 968 01:03:42,498 --> 01:03:44,817 - [VEHICLE APPROACHING] - What are you gonna do? 969 01:03:44,917 --> 01:03:47,910 It's a system all my own. 970 01:03:55,427 --> 01:03:57,746 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 971 01:03:57,846 --> 01:03:59,755 [ENGINE STOPS] 972 01:04:07,481 --> 01:04:10,300 Aren't you going to give me a little credit? 973 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,177 What for? 974 01:04:12,277 --> 01:04:14,346 Well, I proved once and for all... 975 01:04:14,446 --> 01:04:17,349 that the limb is mightier than the thumb. 976 01:04:17,449 --> 01:04:20,978 Why didn't you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped 40 cars. 977 01:04:21,078 --> 01:04:23,605 Ooh, I'll remember that when we need 40 cars. 978 01:04:23,705 --> 01:04:26,108 [CHORTLES] So you're just married, huh? 979 01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:28,193 [LAUGHING] That's pretty good. 980 01:04:28,293 --> 01:04:30,320 But if I was young... 981 01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:33,115 that's the way I'd spend my honeymoon: hitchhiking. 982 01:04:33,215 --> 01:04:34,908 - Yeah. - Yes, sir. 983 01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:38,871 ♪ Hitchhiking down the highway of love ♪ 984 01:04:38,971 --> 01:04:42,208 ♪ On a honeymoon ♪ 985 01:04:42,308 --> 01:04:46,545 ♪ Hitchhiking down, down ♪ 986 01:04:46,645 --> 01:04:51,467 ♪ Down the highway ♪ 987 01:04:51,567 --> 01:04:55,262 ♪ Down ♪ 988 01:04:55,362 --> 01:04:57,222 - ♪ Down... ♪ - Hey, hey. 989 01:04:57,322 --> 01:04:59,475 Aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil? 990 01:04:59,575 --> 01:05:01,817 Tonsil? Me? No. 991 01:05:02,619 --> 01:05:04,980 Me, burn a tonsil! 992 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,609 ♪ My tonsils won't burn as life's corners I... ♪ 993 01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,986 All right, all right. Let it go. 994 01:05:11,086 --> 01:05:13,162 ♪ Turn ♪♪ 995 01:05:21,096 --> 01:05:23,040 How about a bite to eat? 996 01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:25,751 - That would be lovely. - No, thanks. We're not hungry. 997 01:05:25,851 --> 01:05:28,107 Oh, I see. Young people in love are never hungry. 998 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:31,882 - No. - ♪ Young people in love ♪ 999 01:05:31,982 --> 01:05:36,053 ♪ Are very seldom hungry ♪ 1000 01:05:36,153 --> 01:05:39,723 ♪ Young people in love are very seldom ♪ 1001 01:05:39,823 --> 01:05:42,267 ♪ Hungry ♪♪ 1002 01:05:42,367 --> 01:05:46,146 What were you going to do, gold-dig that guy for a meal? 1003 01:05:46,246 --> 01:05:49,191 Sure, I was. No fooling: I'm hungry. 1004 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:51,568 Eat a carrot. 1005 01:05:51,668 --> 01:05:53,654 No. 1006 01:05:53,754 --> 01:05:57,706 - I'm going in and asking him. - You do and I'll break your neck. 1007 01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:12,304 Come on, let's get out of here. Stretch our legs. 1008 01:06:16,526 --> 01:06:18,352 Come on. 1009 01:06:38,799 --> 01:06:40,659 I'm sorry I... 1010 01:06:40,759 --> 01:06:43,460 Oh, that's all right. 1011 01:06:52,813 --> 01:06:55,048 Hey! Hey! 1012 01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:57,050 Hey, come here! 1013 01:06:57,150 --> 01:07:00,262 Hey, you've got my suitcase! Hey! 1014 01:07:00,362 --> 01:07:02,229 Hey, you! 1015 01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:05,232 Hey! Hey! 1016 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:15,743 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 1017 01:07:21,174 --> 01:07:23,619 What happened to you? I've been so worried. 1018 01:07:23,719 --> 01:07:25,954 - Get in. - Look at your face! You've got a cut! 1019 01:07:26,054 --> 01:07:28,874 - What happened? - Just a road thief. 1020 01:07:28,974 --> 01:07:31,575 Picks people up, then runs off with their things. What a racket! 1021 01:07:31,676 --> 01:07:34,427 - How'd you get the car? - Gave him a black eye. 1022 01:07:34,528 --> 01:07:36,797 Had to tie him to a tree. 1023 01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:10,791 Can't be much gas left in this thing. 1024 01:08:10,891 --> 01:08:13,092 Got to start promoting some. 1025 01:08:14,978 --> 01:08:18,340 Better take the things out of the pocket of that coat. 1026 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:20,975 That ought to be good for 10 gallons. 1027 01:08:56,311 --> 01:08:59,673 I haven't changed my mind, Westley. I want you to understand that. 1028 01:08:59,773 --> 01:09:02,050 I don't like you. Never have, never will. 1029 01:09:02,150 --> 01:09:04,177 That's clear enough, isn't it? 1030 01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:06,847 You've made that evident by your threats of annulment. 1031 01:09:06,947 --> 01:09:08,932 It hasn't worried me for a minute. 1032 01:09:09,032 --> 01:09:11,309 Ellie and I married because we love each other. 1033 01:09:11,409 --> 01:09:13,019 - Mm. - And she's proving it. 1034 01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:15,689 As far as I'm concerned, there's to be no annulment. 1035 01:09:15,789 --> 01:09:18,817 I see. You've got hold of a good thing... 1036 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:21,862 and you're going to hang on to it, eh? 1037 01:09:21,962 --> 01:09:23,822 All right. You win. 1038 01:09:23,922 --> 01:09:26,700 I guess I'll just have to get used to you. 1039 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,076 I admit I'm licked... 1040 01:09:28,176 --> 01:09:30,662 but it's only because I'm worried. 1041 01:09:30,762 --> 01:09:34,708 If I don't find her soon, I'll go crazy. 1042 01:09:34,808 --> 01:09:38,003 I might've been able to help if it hadn't been for you. 1043 01:09:38,103 --> 01:09:42,340 - I've been watched so closely... - Yes, I know. Well, you can help now. 1044 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:45,051 I've got a room full of reporters in there. 1045 01:09:45,151 --> 01:09:47,304 Now I want you to make a statement. 1046 01:09:47,404 --> 01:09:51,308 Say that we've talked things over and come to an understanding... 1047 01:09:51,408 --> 01:09:55,569 and that if she returns, I won't interfere with your marriage. 1048 01:10:05,380 --> 01:10:08,575 - PETER: Is that all right? - MAN: Yeah, that's quite all right. 1049 01:10:08,675 --> 01:10:10,657 - Okay. - I hope you and your wife 1050 01:10:10,758 --> 01:10:14,250 - spend a pleasant week with us. - Yeah, so do I. Thank you. 1051 01:10:14,351 --> 01:10:17,007 - Good night. - Good night. 1052 01:10:18,894 --> 01:10:20,712 - All right, brat. - Any luck? 1053 01:10:20,812 --> 01:10:23,548 Yeah. He finally agreed to let us have a cabin. 1054 01:10:23,648 --> 01:10:26,551 - What about the money? - I talked him out of that idea. 1055 01:10:26,651 --> 01:10:30,388 He thinks we're staying a week. I'll have to think something up before morning. 1056 01:10:30,488 --> 01:10:34,184 - That's swell. - Yeah? I'm glad you think so. 1057 01:10:34,284 --> 01:10:36,311 If you ask me, I think it's foolish. 1058 01:10:36,411 --> 01:10:39,231 I told you there's no use staying here tonight. 1059 01:10:39,331 --> 01:10:41,824 We could make New York in three hours. 1060 01:10:45,128 --> 01:10:48,114 I thought you were in such a hurry to get back. 1061 01:10:48,214 --> 01:10:49,998 Well, I... 1062 01:10:51,301 --> 01:10:52,994 [STAMMERING] 1063 01:10:53,094 --> 01:10:56,873 Well, whoever heard of getting in at 3:00 in the morning? 1064 01:10:56,973 --> 01:10:59,716 Everybody will be asleep. 1065 01:11:04,731 --> 01:11:06,258 Okay. 1066 01:11:06,358 --> 01:11:08,392 Cottage number six. 1067 01:11:14,532 --> 01:11:16,733 [ENGINE STARTS] 1068 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,246 There you go, trusting people again. 1069 01:11:36,346 --> 01:11:38,290 How many times did I tell you... 1070 01:11:38,390 --> 01:11:42,176 But he looked like a nice, upright young fellow, Ma. 1071 01:11:48,149 --> 01:11:50,350 Well, we're on the last lap. 1072 01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:57,183 Tomorrow morning, you'll be in the arms of your husband. 1073 01:11:57,283 --> 01:11:59,026 Yeah. 1074 01:12:00,495 --> 01:12:02,480 You'll have a great story, won't you? 1075 01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:04,816 Yeah. 1076 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:06,783 Swell. 1077 01:12:27,939 --> 01:12:29,890 Thank you. 1078 01:13:04,392 --> 01:13:07,010 Well, we certainly outsmarted your father. 1079 01:13:07,979 --> 01:13:10,430 I guess you ought to be happy. 1080 01:13:11,274 --> 01:13:13,809 Am I going to see you in New York? 1081 01:13:15,945 --> 01:13:17,771 Nope. 1082 01:13:19,324 --> 01:13:21,559 Why not? 1083 01:13:21,659 --> 01:13:25,529 I don't make it a policy to run around with married women. 1084 01:13:26,998 --> 01:13:30,117 There's no harm in your coming to see us. 1085 01:13:31,211 --> 01:13:32,995 Not interested. 1086 01:13:36,174 --> 01:13:38,159 Won't I ever see you again? 1087 01:13:38,259 --> 01:13:41,371 What do you want to see me for? I've served my purpose. 1088 01:13:41,471 --> 01:13:44,548 I brought you back to King Westley. That's what you wanted. 1089 01:14:21,386 --> 01:14:23,628 Have you ever been in love, Peter? 1090 01:14:25,223 --> 01:14:26,923 Me? 1091 01:14:27,892 --> 01:14:29,634 Yes. 1092 01:14:30,645 --> 01:14:33,555 Haven't you ever thought about it at all? 1093 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:39,770 It seems to me you could make some girl wonderfully happy. 1094 01:14:41,656 --> 01:14:43,683 Sure, I've thought about it. 1095 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,942 Who hasn't? 1096 01:14:48,246 --> 01:14:52,025 If I could ever meet the right sort of girl... 1097 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,527 Yeah, well, where are you gonna find her? 1098 01:14:54,627 --> 01:14:56,988 Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive. 1099 01:14:57,088 --> 01:14:59,289 They don't come that way anymore. 1100 01:15:04,095 --> 01:15:06,421 Have I ever thought about it? 1101 01:15:07,432 --> 01:15:11,176 Boy, I've even been sucker enough to make plans. 1102 01:15:14,230 --> 01:15:16,299 You know... 1103 01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:19,385 I saw an island in the Pacific once. 1104 01:15:19,485 --> 01:15:21,686 Never been able to forget it. 1105 01:15:24,449 --> 01:15:26,650 That's where I'd like to take her. 1106 01:15:28,494 --> 01:15:31,523 But she'd have to be the sort of girl who... 1107 01:15:31,623 --> 01:15:36,284 who'd jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. 1108 01:15:37,921 --> 01:15:40,949 You know... 1109 01:15:41,049 --> 01:15:43,409 nights when you and the moon... 1110 01:15:43,509 --> 01:15:46,037 and the water all become one... 1111 01:15:46,137 --> 01:15:50,257 and you feel you're part of something big and marvelous. 1112 01:15:52,810 --> 01:15:55,922 That's the only place to live. 1113 01:15:56,022 --> 01:15:58,341 The stars are so close over your head... 1114 01:15:58,441 --> 01:16:01,685 you feel you could reach up and stir them around. 1115 01:16:07,283 --> 01:16:09,568 Certainly I've been thinking about it. 1116 01:16:10,703 --> 01:16:14,448 Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those thi... 1117 01:16:22,298 --> 01:16:25,201 Take me with you, Peter. Take me to your island. 1118 01:16:25,301 --> 01:16:28,830 I want to do all those things you talked about. 1119 01:16:28,930 --> 01:16:31,958 You'd better go back to your bed. 1120 01:16:32,058 --> 01:16:34,586 I love you. Nothing else matters. 1121 01:16:34,686 --> 01:16:38,298 We can run away. Everything will take care of itself. 1122 01:16:38,398 --> 01:16:40,091 Please, Peter. 1123 01:16:40,191 --> 01:16:43,720 I can't let you out of my life now. 1124 01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:45,930 I couldn't live without you. 1125 01:16:46,030 --> 01:16:48,231 [SOBBING] 1126 01:17:00,128 --> 01:17:02,329 You'd better go back to your bed. 1127 01:17:11,389 --> 01:17:13,256 I'm sorry. 1128 01:17:16,769 --> 01:17:18,720 [SOBS] 1129 01:17:49,052 --> 01:17:51,829 Hey, brat. 1130 01:17:51,929 --> 01:17:54,631 Did you mean that? Would you really go? 1131 01:18:34,472 --> 01:18:37,709 All I'm asking is enough gas to get me to New York. 1132 01:18:37,809 --> 01:18:39,585 That bag's worth $25. 1133 01:18:39,685 --> 01:18:42,714 I got a bag. My wife gave me one for Christmas. 1134 01:18:42,814 --> 01:18:46,009 When I get back in the morning, I'll buy it back. 1135 01:18:46,109 --> 01:18:48,553 Give you a $10 profit. What do you say? 1136 01:18:48,653 --> 01:18:50,722 - I ain't got a hat. - What? 1137 01:18:50,822 --> 01:18:52,557 I ain't got a hat. 1138 01:18:52,657 --> 01:18:55,775 You got one now! Come on, fill 'er up. 1139 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,527 Peter, where you been all this time? 1140 01:19:04,627 --> 01:19:07,405 - Everybody been asking about you. - Okay, Tony. Look. 1141 01:19:07,505 --> 01:19:09,907 Get me one drink. Don't let anybody disturb me. 1142 01:19:10,007 --> 01:19:11,708 Sure, boss. 1143 01:19:14,011 --> 01:19:16,748 - Hello, Agnes. - Don't go in. He'll shoot you on sight. 1144 01:19:16,848 --> 01:19:18,750 Haven't been shot at in days. 1145 01:19:18,850 --> 01:19:20,752 Get out of here! Get out! 1146 01:19:20,852 --> 01:19:22,545 - Get out! - Listen, Joe. 1147 01:19:22,645 --> 01:19:24,797 - Don't "Joe" me. - Joe, listen. 1148 01:19:24,897 --> 01:19:26,716 You know I've always liked you. 1149 01:19:26,816 --> 01:19:30,595 Anytime I ran across a good story, I came running to you with it. 1150 01:19:30,695 --> 01:19:34,349 I got one now. Those wires were on the level. The biggest scoop of the year! 1151 01:19:34,449 --> 01:19:36,642 - I'm giving it to you. - About the Andrews kid? 1152 01:19:36,742 --> 01:19:39,729 I've got it written up. All I want is a thousand bucks. 1153 01:19:39,829 --> 01:19:41,147 A thousand bucks? Get out... 1154 01:19:41,247 --> 01:19:44,442 Don't get sore. This is something you gotta do for me. 1155 01:19:44,542 --> 01:19:47,820 - I need it quick. I'm in a jam. - What's the thousand bucks for? 1156 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,947 - To tear down the walls of Jericho. - What? 1157 01:19:50,047 --> 01:19:53,451 Never mind. Andrews is going to have her marriage annulled. 1158 01:19:53,551 --> 01:19:55,758 - To marry somebody else. - You're drunk. 1159 01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:57,789 Would that story be worth a thousand bucks? 1160 01:19:57,889 --> 01:20:00,674 - If it was on the level. - I got it, Joe. 1161 01:20:03,102 --> 01:20:06,096 - Who's the guy she's gonna marry? - I am, Joe. 1162 01:20:07,398 --> 01:20:09,467 - You? - Yeah. 1163 01:20:09,567 --> 01:20:12,720 Now I know you're drunk. I'm going home. Don't annoy me anymore. 1164 01:20:12,820 --> 01:20:15,473 For heaven's sake, stop being an editor for a minute. 1165 01:20:15,573 --> 01:20:19,310 We've known each other a long time. This is on the level. 1166 01:20:19,410 --> 01:20:22,939 I met her on a bus from Miami. I've been with her every minute. 1167 01:20:23,039 --> 01:20:26,317 I'm in love with her. You got to get me this money now. 1168 01:20:26,417 --> 01:20:29,028 She's waiting for me in an auto camp outside Philadelphia. 1169 01:20:29,128 --> 01:20:31,823 I gotta get right back. She doesn't know I'm gone. 1170 01:20:31,923 --> 01:20:35,701 A guy can't propose to a gal without a cent in the world, can he? 1171 01:20:35,801 --> 01:20:37,495 What a story. 1172 01:20:37,595 --> 01:20:40,123 On her way to join her husband, Ellen Andrews... 1173 01:20:40,223 --> 01:20:42,090 That's it, that's it. 1174 01:20:43,309 --> 01:20:45,635 Let me see that a minute. 1175 01:20:47,563 --> 01:20:49,882 Zeke? Zeke! 1176 01:20:49,982 --> 01:20:52,009 Zeke! 1177 01:20:52,109 --> 01:20:54,512 I told you you couldn't trust him. 1178 01:20:54,612 --> 01:20:56,472 - He's gone. - Who? 1179 01:20:56,572 --> 01:21:00,685 That fellow who was gonna stay a week. He skipped and took the car too. 1180 01:21:00,785 --> 01:21:04,355 We wouldn't have known till morning if I hadn't took that magnesia. Get up. 1181 01:21:04,455 --> 01:21:06,941 Don't lay there. Let's do something about it. 1182 01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:10,153 There ain't nothing we can do if he's gone. 1183 01:21:10,253 --> 01:21:12,495 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 1184 01:21:24,058 --> 01:21:27,795 - See that? They're gone. - Looks like it, don't it? 1185 01:21:27,895 --> 01:21:30,047 What's this? 1186 01:21:30,147 --> 01:21:32,216 Ma, here's the woman. 1187 01:21:32,316 --> 01:21:34,093 - Oh! - What's the matter? 1188 01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:36,512 - Where's your husband? - "Husband"? 1189 01:21:36,612 --> 01:21:38,813 Yes, if he is your husband. 1190 01:21:40,575 --> 01:21:43,686 - Isn't he here? - No, he ain't. The car's gone too. 1191 01:21:43,786 --> 01:21:45,605 Oh. 1192 01:21:45,705 --> 01:21:47,940 You got any money? 1193 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,734 - No. - Then you'll have to git. 1194 01:21:49,834 --> 01:21:52,160 Yeah, you'll have to git. 1195 01:21:54,088 --> 01:21:57,325 Please, may I use your phone? I've got to call New York. 1196 01:21:57,425 --> 01:21:59,744 You ain't gonna stick me for no phone call. 1197 01:21:59,844 --> 01:22:03,963 Go to the sheriff's office, a quarter mile down the road. They'll fix you up. 1198 01:22:05,641 --> 01:22:08,384 And listen, next time you better not come back here. 1199 01:22:08,561 --> 01:22:10,804 I run a respectable place. 1200 01:22:13,649 --> 01:22:16,594 - Thanks. You saved my life. - So long, kid. 1201 01:22:16,694 --> 01:22:18,679 - Good luck. - Thanks. Good-bye, Agnes. 1202 01:22:18,779 --> 01:22:21,891 Oh, you're beautiful! All women are beautiful. 1203 01:22:21,991 --> 01:22:25,269 For my dough, he's still the best newspaperman in the business. 1204 01:22:25,369 --> 01:22:28,564 - Get Hank, quick. Boy, what a yarn! - MAN: Hello? 1205 01:22:28,664 --> 01:22:31,275 Hold up the morning edition. Break down the front page. 1206 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:34,529 Complete new layout. Send in a couple rewrite men. 1207 01:22:34,629 --> 01:22:38,658 Hank, don't do a thing. I've got a story that will make your hair curl. 1208 01:22:38,758 --> 01:22:40,910 Wait a minute. Don't annoy me. I'm busy. 1209 01:22:41,010 --> 01:22:45,373 Agnes, send Mac in here! Dig up all the pictures on that Andrews kid. 1210 01:22:45,473 --> 01:22:48,209 And Hank, get Healy out of bed. 1211 01:22:48,309 --> 01:22:50,795 I want a cartoon, and I want it quick. 1212 01:22:50,895 --> 01:22:53,089 King Westley's in it, waiting at the church... 1213 01:22:53,189 --> 01:22:55,007 with tears streaming down his face. 1214 01:22:55,107 --> 01:22:57,802 The bride didn't show up. Old man Andrews is laughing. 1215 01:22:57,902 --> 01:23:00,221 Everything exaggerated. Snap into it. 1216 01:23:00,321 --> 01:23:02,480 Yeah, what is it? Huh? 1217 01:23:04,492 --> 01:23:06,769 Ellen Andrews? You're crazy. 1218 01:23:06,869 --> 01:23:11,023 No, I'm not. She phoned her father from an auto camp to come get her. 1219 01:23:11,123 --> 01:23:13,693 He's getting a police escort, and Westley's going along. 1220 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:15,861 Yeah, she's been traveling by bus. 1221 01:23:15,961 --> 01:23:19,240 The moment she found out her father and Westley made up, she phoned. 1222 01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:21,951 Okay, grab a car and stay with them. 1223 01:23:22,051 --> 01:23:24,245 Get Hank again. Agnes! 1224 01:23:24,345 --> 01:23:26,872 Get me a doctor. I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. 1225 01:23:26,972 --> 01:23:30,167 Hank, forget what I told you. I'm having a nightmare. Agnes! 1226 01:23:30,267 --> 01:23:32,545 Call the police. Tell them to find Peter Warne. 1227 01:23:32,645 --> 01:23:35,548 Send out a general alarm. I want that dirty crook pinched! 1228 01:23:35,648 --> 01:23:37,967 - Do you want us? - Everything off the front page! 1229 01:23:38,067 --> 01:23:40,428 Ellen Andrews just phoned her father. She's going home. 1230 01:23:40,528 --> 01:23:44,348 The minute she found out the old man withdrew his objections, she gave herself up. 1231 01:23:44,448 --> 01:23:47,226 Spread it all over! Play it up big! Here's your lead: 1232 01:23:47,326 --> 01:23:51,272 - "Love Triumphant." Go on, hop to it! - Okay. 1233 01:23:51,372 --> 01:23:53,323 [DOOR SHUTS] 1234 01:23:56,794 --> 01:23:58,995 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 1235 01:24:05,845 --> 01:24:07,538 Come on, baby. Come on. 1236 01:24:07,638 --> 01:24:10,791 We gotta get there before she wakes up. 1237 01:24:10,891 --> 01:24:13,092 [SIRENS WAILING] 1238 01:24:20,109 --> 01:24:22,936 Can't you drive any faster? 1239 01:24:25,656 --> 01:24:28,434 ♪ Young people in love ♪ 1240 01:24:28,534 --> 01:24:31,395 ♪ Are never hungry ♪ 1241 01:24:31,495 --> 01:24:34,357 [BIRDS TWEETING] 1242 01:24:34,457 --> 01:24:36,991 - [IMITATING TWEETING] - [SIRENS WAILING] 1243 01:24:41,088 --> 01:24:43,873 Come on, baby! We've got a police escort. 1244 01:24:49,805 --> 01:24:52,006 [HORN HONKING] 1245 01:24:54,685 --> 01:24:58,346 Come on, baby. They can't make a sucker out of us. 1246 01:24:59,064 --> 01:25:01,474 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1247 01:25:02,193 --> 01:25:04,428 - Get back. - Get 'em back. 1248 01:25:04,528 --> 01:25:08,099 Step back. Give 'em room, boys. 1249 01:25:08,199 --> 01:25:11,268 - Quite a long trip, isn't it? - How about a statement? 1250 01:25:11,368 --> 01:25:15,363 Wait till she gets home. Later, boys. Later. 1251 01:25:16,207 --> 01:25:18,574 [SIRENS WAILING] 1252 01:25:23,005 --> 01:25:28,244 ♪ Oh, he floats through the air with the greatest of ease ♪ 1253 01:25:28,344 --> 01:25:31,747 ♪ The daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ 1254 01:25:31,847 --> 01:25:34,257 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 1255 01:25:36,435 --> 01:25:38,970 - [BELL CLANGING] - [ENGINE CHUGGING] 1256 01:25:41,857 --> 01:25:44,969 - Hiya! - [HORN TOOTS] 1257 01:25:45,069 --> 01:25:48,305 - [HORN HONKING] - Hey, get that thing out of the way! 1258 01:25:48,405 --> 01:25:52,525 Aw, keep your britches on! We'll get it out of the way. 1259 01:25:53,744 --> 01:25:56,397 Hiya! 1260 01:25:56,497 --> 01:26:00,116 - [SHOUTS] - [SHOUTING] 1261 01:26:03,879 --> 01:26:06,622 [SIRENS WAILING] 1262 01:26:12,596 --> 01:26:14,874 [HORN HONKS] 1263 01:26:14,974 --> 01:26:16,799 Hey, you darn fool! 1264 01:26:22,773 --> 01:26:24,759 [HORN HONKING] 1265 01:26:24,859 --> 01:26:27,060 Hey! 1266 01:26:44,795 --> 01:26:47,031 [AIR HISSING] 1267 01:26:47,131 --> 01:26:49,332 [♪ JAUNTY] 1268 01:27:16,493 --> 01:27:18,694 [♪ ENDS] 1269 01:27:22,499 --> 01:27:26,702 Hey, Pete, Ellen Andrews is going to marry that Westley guy again. 1270 01:27:35,054 --> 01:27:38,582 - Gordon's out back someplace. - Yeah? 1271 01:27:38,682 --> 01:27:42,552 When he comes in, give him this. Tell him I was just kidding. 1272 01:27:44,229 --> 01:27:47,591 - You can't get a thing done around here. - Peter Warne was just in. 1273 01:27:47,691 --> 01:27:49,153 - What? - He left this money. 1274 01:27:49,254 --> 01:27:51,583 - Said to tell you he was kidding. - Where is he? 1275 01:27:51,684 --> 01:27:54,038 - There. - Hey, Pete! 1276 01:27:56,659 --> 01:27:58,185 Hello, Joe. 1277 01:27:58,285 --> 01:28:02,106 Sorry. It was just a little gag. I thought I'd have some fun with you. 1278 01:28:02,206 --> 01:28:04,775 Yeah, sure. You had me going for a while. 1279 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:07,945 - Wouldn't have made a bad story. - No. Great. 1280 01:28:08,045 --> 01:28:11,657 But that's the way things go. You think you got a great yarn... 1281 01:28:11,757 --> 01:28:14,910 and then something comes along and messes up the finish... 1282 01:28:15,010 --> 01:28:16,787 and there you are. 1283 01:28:16,887 --> 01:28:19,964 Yeah. Where am I? 1284 01:28:24,770 --> 01:28:27,930 When you sober up, come in and talk to me. 1285 01:28:29,024 --> 01:28:30,766 Thanks. 1286 01:28:55,259 --> 01:28:58,412 - Ellie? - Oh, hello, Dad. 1287 01:28:58,512 --> 01:29:01,248 I knocked several times. 1288 01:29:01,348 --> 01:29:03,834 I'm sorry. I must have been daydreaming. 1289 01:29:03,934 --> 01:29:06,170 Well, everything's set. 1290 01:29:06,270 --> 01:29:08,464 Creating quite a furor too. 1291 01:29:08,564 --> 01:29:11,342 Great stunt King is going to pull. 1292 01:29:11,442 --> 01:29:15,095 - "Stunt"? - Yes, landing on the lawn in an autogyro. 1293 01:29:15,195 --> 01:29:17,014 Oh. Oh, yes. 1294 01:29:17,114 --> 01:29:19,642 Yes, I heard. 1295 01:29:19,742 --> 01:29:22,561 Yes, personally, I think it's silly too. 1296 01:29:22,661 --> 01:29:24,730 You look lovely, child. 1297 01:29:24,830 --> 01:29:27,031 Are you pleased with the gown? 1298 01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:31,028 - Ellie? - Hmm? 1299 01:29:31,128 --> 01:29:32,905 Oh, the gown. 1300 01:29:33,005 --> 01:29:35,498 Yes, it's nice, isn't it? 1301 01:29:40,596 --> 01:29:42,880 What's the matter, child? 1302 01:29:45,476 --> 01:29:48,379 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 1303 01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:50,756 You haven't changed your mind about King, have you? 1304 01:29:50,856 --> 01:29:52,800 Oh, no, no. 1305 01:29:52,900 --> 01:29:57,304 Because if you have, it isn't too late. You know how I feel about him. 1306 01:29:57,404 --> 01:30:00,599 You gave me such a scare when I couldn't find you. 1307 01:30:00,699 --> 01:30:03,852 You know, the old pump isn't what it used to be. 1308 01:30:03,952 --> 01:30:07,022 I'm sorry, Father. I wouldn't hurt you for anything. 1309 01:30:07,122 --> 01:30:08,899 You know that. 1310 01:30:08,999 --> 01:30:11,902 What's the matter, child? 1311 01:30:12,002 --> 01:30:13,696 Aren't you happy? 1312 01:30:13,796 --> 01:30:16,407 [SOBBING] 1313 01:30:16,507 --> 01:30:18,701 I thought so. 1314 01:30:18,801 --> 01:30:21,495 I knew there was something on your mind. 1315 01:30:21,595 --> 01:30:25,339 There, there, there, now. 1316 01:30:27,476 --> 01:30:29,878 What's the matter? 1317 01:30:29,978 --> 01:30:33,723 You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you? 1318 01:30:35,901 --> 01:30:37,727 Have you? 1319 01:30:40,781 --> 01:30:43,858 I haven't seen you cry since you were a baby. 1320 01:30:44,701 --> 01:30:46,902 This must be serious. 1321 01:30:48,372 --> 01:30:50,573 Where'd you meet him? 1322 01:30:51,917 --> 01:30:53,569 On the road. 1323 01:30:53,669 --> 01:30:56,613 Don't tell me you've fallen in love with a bus driver. 1324 01:30:56,713 --> 01:30:58,914 Oh, no. 1325 01:31:02,636 --> 01:31:04,378 Who is he? 1326 01:31:05,305 --> 01:31:08,375 I don't know very much about him... 1327 01:31:08,475 --> 01:31:10,502 except that I love him. 1328 01:31:10,602 --> 01:31:14,173 Well, if it's as serious as all that, we'll move heaven and earth... 1329 01:31:14,273 --> 01:31:17,301 No, it's no use. He despises me. 1330 01:31:17,401 --> 01:31:19,636 - Oh, come, now! - Yes, he does. 1331 01:31:19,736 --> 01:31:22,306 He despises everything about me. 1332 01:31:22,406 --> 01:31:25,184 He says that I'm spoiled and selfish... 1333 01:31:25,284 --> 01:31:28,103 and pampered and thoroughly insincere. 1334 01:31:28,203 --> 01:31:30,397 Oh, ridiculous! 1335 01:31:30,497 --> 01:31:32,816 He doesn't think so much of you either. 1336 01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:34,485 Well, I... 1337 01:31:34,585 --> 01:31:37,404 He blames you for everything that's wrong with me. 1338 01:31:37,504 --> 01:31:40,157 He says you raised me stupidly. 1339 01:31:40,257 --> 01:31:43,410 That's a fine man to fall in love with! 1340 01:31:43,510 --> 01:31:45,454 Oh, he's marvelous. 1341 01:31:45,554 --> 01:31:48,040 Well, what are we going to do about it? 1342 01:31:48,140 --> 01:31:50,000 Where is he? 1343 01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:52,669 - I don't know. - I'd like to talk with him. 1344 01:31:52,769 --> 01:31:54,922 It wouldn't do any good. 1345 01:31:55,022 --> 01:31:57,925 I practically threw myself at him. 1346 01:31:58,025 --> 01:32:01,678 Under the circumstances, don't you think we'd better call this thing off? 1347 01:32:01,778 --> 01:32:04,681 No, no. No, I'll go through with it. 1348 01:32:04,781 --> 01:32:07,851 But that's silly, seeing the way you feel about him. 1349 01:32:07,951 --> 01:32:11,271 No, it doesn't matter. I don't want to stir up any more trouble. 1350 01:32:11,371 --> 01:32:13,607 I've done it all my life. 1351 01:32:13,707 --> 01:32:17,986 I've made your life miserable, and mine too. 1352 01:32:18,086 --> 01:32:20,614 I'm tired, Father. 1353 01:32:20,714 --> 01:32:24,118 I'm tired of running around in circles. 1354 01:32:24,218 --> 01:32:27,962 He's right. That's what I've been doing ever since I can remember. 1355 01:32:28,764 --> 01:32:31,375 I've got to settle down. 1356 01:32:31,475 --> 01:32:34,844 It doesn't matter how or where or with whom. 1357 01:32:36,188 --> 01:32:38,882 You've changed, Ellie. 1358 01:32:38,982 --> 01:32:41,343 I can't walk out on King now. 1359 01:32:41,443 --> 01:32:44,019 It would make us all look so ridiculous. 1360 01:32:45,155 --> 01:32:49,393 Anyway, what difference does it make? 1361 01:32:49,493 --> 01:32:51,603 I'll never see Peter again. 1362 01:32:51,703 --> 01:32:54,148 Is that his name? 1363 01:32:54,248 --> 01:32:56,991 Yes. Peter Warne. 1364 01:32:58,168 --> 01:33:00,244 "Peter Warne." 1365 01:33:02,839 --> 01:33:06,160 - Why? Do you know him? - Why, no, no. 1366 01:33:06,260 --> 01:33:08,704 Father, you haven't heard from him, have you? 1367 01:33:08,804 --> 01:33:10,914 - Don't be silly... - Oh, please! 1368 01:33:11,014 --> 01:33:12,840 What's that? 1369 01:33:24,987 --> 01:33:28,432 Well, I guess that was his only interest in me, wasn't it? 1370 01:33:28,532 --> 01:33:30,100 The reward. 1371 01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:33,020 - I'm sorry you read it. - Are you going to see him? 1372 01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,189 I suppose so. 1373 01:33:35,289 --> 01:33:37,941 Certainly! Pay him off! 1374 01:33:38,041 --> 01:33:40,611 He's entitled to it. He did an excellent job. 1375 01:33:40,711 --> 01:33:42,738 He kept me thoroughly entertained. 1376 01:33:42,838 --> 01:33:45,199 - It's worth every penny he gets. - [DOOR OPENS] 1377 01:33:45,299 --> 01:33:47,534 Thank you, Mary. That's just what I needed. 1378 01:33:47,634 --> 01:33:50,245 Mr. Westley's on his way up. 1379 01:33:50,345 --> 01:33:52,546 Fine. Have him come in. 1380 01:33:58,770 --> 01:34:00,763 I'll be going. 1381 01:34:03,650 --> 01:34:05,476 Oh. 1382 01:34:11,742 --> 01:34:15,145 If it isn't the bridegroom himself! You're just in time, King. 1383 01:34:15,245 --> 01:34:17,231 How are you, Ellie? 1384 01:34:17,331 --> 01:34:19,066 - Are you happy? - "Happy"? 1385 01:34:19,166 --> 01:34:21,401 Why shouldn't I be happy? 1386 01:34:21,501 --> 01:34:24,780 Here we are. Let's drink. Well, it's up to you now. 1387 01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:28,700 I want our life to be full of excitement. We'll never let up, will we? 1388 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,577 Never a dull moment. 1389 01:34:30,677 --> 01:34:33,330 We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. 1390 01:34:33,430 --> 01:34:36,583 - Promise you'll never let me get off. - Whatever you say, darling. 1391 01:34:36,683 --> 01:34:38,634 It's a promise. 1392 01:34:44,900 --> 01:34:47,476 [PHONE RINGING] 1393 01:34:52,407 --> 01:34:55,519 Hello. Yeah? 1394 01:34:55,619 --> 01:34:58,522 Who? Oh. 1395 01:34:58,622 --> 01:35:00,816 Why can't I see you at your office? 1396 01:35:00,916 --> 01:35:04,569 I'm leaving for Washington tonight. I may be gone several weeks. 1397 01:35:04,669 --> 01:35:07,781 I thought perhaps you'd like to get this thing settled. 1398 01:35:07,881 --> 01:35:11,243 Yeah. But I don't like the idea of butting in on your jamboree. 1399 01:35:11,343 --> 01:35:14,162 Between you and me, those things give me a stiff pain. 1400 01:35:14,262 --> 01:35:17,624 You don't have to see anybody. You can come directly to my study. 1401 01:35:17,724 --> 01:35:20,384 No, no, no. Why do I want to... 1402 01:35:23,397 --> 01:35:25,215 Hey, wait a minute. 1403 01:35:25,315 --> 01:35:27,968 Maybe I will come over. Yeah. 1404 01:35:28,068 --> 01:35:31,096 I'd like to get a load of that three-ring circus you're pulling. 1405 01:35:31,196 --> 01:35:34,016 I want to see what love looks like when it's triumphant. 1406 01:35:34,116 --> 01:35:36,609 I haven't had a good laugh in a week. 1407 01:35:38,787 --> 01:35:41,363 - Mr. Warne? - Yeah. 1408 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,611 - Sit down. - Thanks. 1409 01:35:46,711 --> 01:35:50,365 I was surprised to get your note. My daughter hadn't told me... 1410 01:35:50,465 --> 01:35:52,492 anything about you, about your helping her. 1411 01:35:52,592 --> 01:35:55,245 That's typical of your daughter. Takes those things for granted. 1412 01:35:55,345 --> 01:35:58,498 Why did she think I lugged her all the way from Miami? 1413 01:35:58,598 --> 01:36:01,418 She thinks you're entitled to anything you can get. 1414 01:36:01,518 --> 01:36:04,379 She does, eh? Isn't that sweet of her? 1415 01:36:04,479 --> 01:36:07,507 - You don't, I suppose. - Well, I don't know. 1416 01:36:07,607 --> 01:36:10,302 I'll have to see on what you base your claim. 1417 01:36:10,402 --> 01:36:12,429 I presume you feel justified. 1418 01:36:12,529 --> 01:36:16,065 If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I got it all itemized. 1419 01:36:18,452 --> 01:36:21,646 "Cash outlay: $8.60. 1420 01:36:21,746 --> 01:36:25,108 Topcoat: $15. Suitcase: $7.50. 1421 01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:28,744 Hat: $4.00. Three shirts: $4.50. 1422 01:36:29,546 --> 01:36:32,657 Total: $39.60. 1423 01:36:32,757 --> 01:36:35,869 All the above items had to be sold to buy gasoline." 1424 01:36:35,969 --> 01:36:39,164 I sold some shorts and socks too. I'm throwing those in. 1425 01:36:39,264 --> 01:36:42,501 - Yes, I know. - What's the matter? Isn't it cheap enough? 1426 01:36:42,601 --> 01:36:45,629 Trip like that would cost you a thousand dollars, maybe more. 1427 01:36:45,729 --> 01:36:48,465 Let me get this straight. You want 39.60... 1428 01:36:48,565 --> 01:36:50,717 in addition to the $10,000? 1429 01:36:50,817 --> 01:36:52,969 What 10,000? 1430 01:36:53,069 --> 01:36:56,932 - The reward. - Who said anything about a reward? 1431 01:36:57,032 --> 01:36:59,726 I'm afraid I'm a little bit confused. 1432 01:36:59,826 --> 01:37:02,687 - I assumed that... - Look, all I want is 39.60. 1433 01:37:02,787 --> 01:37:05,899 If you give me a check, I'll get out of this joint. 1434 01:37:05,999 --> 01:37:07,984 It gives me the jitters. 1435 01:37:08,084 --> 01:37:11,071 - You're a peculiar chap. - We'll go into that some other time. 1436 01:37:11,171 --> 01:37:13,990 The average man would go after the reward... 1437 01:37:14,090 --> 01:37:16,618 Did anybody ever make a sucker out of you? 1438 01:37:16,718 --> 01:37:19,579 This is a matter of principle, something you probably wouldn't understand. 1439 01:37:19,679 --> 01:37:23,567 When anybody takes me for a buggy ride, I don't like having to pay for the privilege. 1440 01:37:23,667 --> 01:37:27,712 - Were you taken for a buggy ride? - Yes, with all the trimmings. 1441 01:37:27,812 --> 01:37:30,924 - So how about the check? Do I get it? - Certainly. 1442 01:37:31,024 --> 01:37:32,975 Thanks. 1443 01:37:46,581 --> 01:37:50,277 - There you are. - Thank you. 1444 01:37:50,377 --> 01:37:53,989 Do you mind if I ask you a question, frankly? 1445 01:37:54,089 --> 01:37:56,331 Do you love my daughter? 1446 01:37:57,717 --> 01:38:01,121 Any guy in love with your daughter oughta have his head examined. 1447 01:38:01,221 --> 01:38:04,291 - That's an evasion. - She picked a perfect running mate: 1448 01:38:04,391 --> 01:38:06,501 King Westley, the pill of the century. 1449 01:38:06,601 --> 01:38:10,922 She needs a guy that'd sock her once a day whether it's coming to her or not. 1450 01:38:11,022 --> 01:38:12,727 If you had half the brains you're supposed to, 1451 01:38:12,828 --> 01:38:15,307 - you'd have done it yourself. - Do you love her? 1452 01:38:15,408 --> 01:38:18,430 A normal human being couldn't live with her without going nutty! 1453 01:38:18,530 --> 01:38:22,184 - She's my idea of nothing. - I asked a simple question: Do you love her? 1454 01:38:22,284 --> 01:38:25,312 Yes! But don't hold that against me. I'm a little screwy myself. 1455 01:38:25,412 --> 01:38:27,981 - [♪ ORCHESTRA] - [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1456 01:38:28,081 --> 01:38:32,159 Well, here's to the merry-go-round. 1457 01:38:37,632 --> 01:38:40,667 Perfect. Now you look natural. 1458 01:38:45,849 --> 01:38:48,752 - I hope you got your money. - You bet I did. 1459 01:38:48,852 --> 01:38:51,755 - Congratulations. - Thanks. Same to you. 1460 01:38:51,855 --> 01:38:54,925 Stay around and watch the fun. You'll enjoy it immensely. 1461 01:38:55,025 --> 01:38:57,392 I would, but I've got a weak stomach. 1462 01:39:03,742 --> 01:39:05,442 I just had a long talk with him. 1463 01:39:05,543 --> 01:39:08,039 - I'm not interested. - Just a minute, Ellie. 1464 01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:10,923 I don't want to hear another word about him. 1465 01:39:23,470 --> 01:39:26,289 Come on, folks. King Westley has arrived. Come on! 1466 01:39:26,389 --> 01:39:28,590 [CLAMORING] 1467 01:39:41,738 --> 01:39:43,939 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 1468 01:39:56,836 --> 01:39:59,037 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1469 01:40:05,804 --> 01:40:08,005 [♪ "WEDDING MARCH"] 1470 01:40:09,224 --> 01:40:11,466 ♪♪ [BOYS' CHOIR, INDISTINCT] 1471 01:40:20,318 --> 01:40:22,477 There they come, boys. Turn 'em over. 1472 01:40:51,307 --> 01:40:53,717 You're a sucker to go through with this. 1473 01:40:54,978 --> 01:40:59,132 That guy Warne is okay. He didn't want the reward. 1474 01:40:59,232 --> 01:41:03,470 All he asked for was $39.60, what he spent on you. 1475 01:41:03,570 --> 01:41:07,940 Said it was a matter of principle. You took him for a ride. 1476 01:41:14,372 --> 01:41:18,200 He loves you, Ellie. He told me so. 1477 01:41:19,878 --> 01:41:23,156 You don't want to be married to a mug like Westley. 1478 01:41:23,256 --> 01:41:25,958 I can buy him off for a pot of gold. 1479 01:41:29,721 --> 01:41:34,751 And you can make an old man happy and you won't do so bad for yourself. 1480 01:41:34,851 --> 01:41:38,428 If you change your mind, your car's waiting at the back gate. 1481 01:41:45,195 --> 01:41:47,229 [♪ ENDS] 1482 01:41:49,783 --> 01:41:51,851 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here... 1483 01:41:51,951 --> 01:41:54,821 in the sight of God and in the face of this company... 1484 01:41:54,921 --> 01:41:58,024 to join together this man and woman in holy matrimony. 1485 01:41:58,124 --> 01:42:02,278 If any man can show just cause why they may not lawfully be joined together... 1486 01:42:02,378 --> 01:42:07,290 let him now speak or else hereafter forever hold his peace. 1487 01:42:09,427 --> 01:42:12,288 King, wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife... 1488 01:42:12,388 --> 01:42:15,882 - so long as ye both shall live? - I will. 1489 01:42:16,768 --> 01:42:20,672 Ellen, wilt thou have this man to thy wedded husband... 1490 01:42:20,772 --> 01:42:22,973 so long as ye both shall live? 1491 01:42:26,436 --> 01:42:29,097 - Ellen! - Ellen! Ellen! 1492 01:42:29,197 --> 01:42:30,807 Ellie! 1493 01:42:30,907 --> 01:42:33,108 [EXCITED CHATTERING] 1494 01:42:41,835 --> 01:42:44,619 WOMAN: Where has she gone? 1495 01:43:00,436 --> 01:43:04,014 - What happened? - I haven't the slightest idea. 1496 01:43:07,986 --> 01:43:10,520 [♪ WHISTLING] 1497 01:43:17,203 --> 01:43:18,813 [INTERCOM BUZZING] 1498 01:43:18,913 --> 01:43:21,232 [DRUNKENLY] Don't want to talk to... 1499 01:43:21,332 --> 01:43:24,319 Don't want to talk to anybody. Don't want to see anybody. 1500 01:43:24,419 --> 01:43:26,488 WOMAN: But it's King Westley on the phone. 1501 01:43:26,588 --> 01:43:29,824 - Oh! Ho-ho! - [BUZZES] 1502 01:43:29,924 --> 01:43:33,495 Hello, my would-be ex-son-in-law. 1503 01:43:33,595 --> 01:43:36,539 I've sent you a check for a hundred thousand. 1504 01:43:36,639 --> 01:43:39,209 That's the smartest thing you ever did, Westley... 1505 01:43:39,309 --> 01:43:41,461 not to contest that annulment. 1506 01:43:41,561 --> 01:43:45,465 That's satisfactory, isn't it? Well, it oughta be. 1507 01:43:45,565 --> 01:43:48,676 I'm not complaining. Oh, no. Not complaining. 1508 01:43:48,776 --> 01:43:50,804 It was dirt cheap. 1509 01:43:50,904 --> 01:43:53,522 Don't fall out of any windows! 1510 01:43:54,657 --> 01:43:58,353 There's another wire from Peter. They're in Glen Falls, Michigan. 1511 01:43:58,453 --> 01:44:02,398 "What's holding up the annulment, you slowpoke? 1512 01:44:02,498 --> 01:44:05,617 The walls of Jericho are toppling." 1513 01:44:07,128 --> 01:44:12,249 Send him a telegram right away. Just say, "Let 'em topple." 1514 01:44:14,677 --> 01:44:16,955 - Funny couple, ain't they? - Yeah. 1515 01:44:17,055 --> 01:44:19,415 If you ask me, I don't believe they're married. 1516 01:44:19,515 --> 01:44:21,918 They're married, all right. I just seen the license. 1517 01:44:22,018 --> 01:44:24,879 WOMAN: They made me get 'em a rope and a blanket. 1518 01:44:24,979 --> 01:44:27,549 On a night like this! What do you reckon that's for? 1519 01:44:27,649 --> 01:44:31,057 - Blamed if I know. I brung 'em a trumpet. - A trumpet? 1520 01:44:31,158 --> 01:44:33,847 One of them toy things. They sent me to the store. 1521 01:44:33,947 --> 01:44:36,499 What in the world do they want a trumpet for? 1522 01:44:36,599 --> 01:44:38,393 Don't know. 1523 01:44:38,493 --> 01:44:41,027 [♪ TOY TRUMPET FANFARE] 1524 01:44:45,208 --> 01:44:48,869 [♪ TRUMPET FANFARE] 1525 01:44:51,714 --> 01:44:53,915 [♪ WALTZ] 1526 01:45:01,391 --> 01:45:03,592 [♪ ENDS] 120812