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Sugar
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- Sugar
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- Sugar
- Butter
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- Sugar
- Butter
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- Sugar
- Butter
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- Flour
- Sugar
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- Butter
- Flour
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My hands pluck the things
I know that I need
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I'll take the sugar
And butter from the pantry
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I add the flour to begin
What I am hoping to start
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And then it's down
With the recipe
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And bake from the heart
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Sugar
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And butter
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And flour
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And mother
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What's inside?
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Everyone wants to know
What's inside?
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And I always tell them
But I...
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Feel more than words
Can say
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You want to know
What's inside?
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Simple question, so then
What's the answer?
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- My whole life is in here
- What's inside?
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- In this kitchen baking
- What's inside?
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- What a mess I'm making
- Jenna!
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- What's the special pie today?
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- Deep shit blueberry bacon.
- Deep shit?
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Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal.
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The day starts like
The rest we've seen
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Another carbon copy
Of an old routine
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- Days keep coming
- One out, one in
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They keep coming
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Make the coffee strong enough
to chew.
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I don't know
What I wish I had
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But there's no time now
For thinking things like that
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- We've got too much to do
- Too much to do
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All these same things
We're always
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Opening up
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Letting the day in
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Over a cup, we'll say
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Hello, how you been?
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Looking around
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Seeing the same things
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Every day brings
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- Hello, how you been?
- Hello, how you been?
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- Thank you
- Thank you
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Come again!
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Some things never change
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Some things Never change
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I wouldn't call this place
A happy end
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But I've been
'Round the block
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And just came back again
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A small town like ours
Ain't much
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But sometimes home
Is where your ass ends up
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- Order up!
- Ordered up is how the day Will find me
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Everything in its place
And timing
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I like the way
Most of the days
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Look exactly the same
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Order up
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Check the clock
Tick, tick, tock
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Don't stop
Serve with a smile
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Hurry up
Fill the coffee cup
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And then in a while
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Take a breath
When you need
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To be reminded that with
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Days like these
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We can only do
The best we can
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- Till we do it again
- Come on, move it now
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- Opening up
- Hello
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- How you been?
- Thank you
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- Opening up
- Some things never change
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Some things never change
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- Hello, how you been?
- Hello, how you been?
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- Thank you
- Thank you
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Come again!
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Some things never change
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Order up!
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Becky!
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Come on, Becky, put some hustle
in that bustle.
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Cal, does your ass
ever get jealous
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of the constant crap that comes
out of your mouth?
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Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be?
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It's warm in here. I'm warm.
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- Okay, I'll let Cal know.
- Let Cal know.
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- I'll let Cal know.
- Okay, listen up.
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Today, I want a big piece of your deep
dish blueberry bacon pie
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with my scrambled eggs
and toast.
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And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.
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Okay. No potatoes with that?
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Did I say anything
about potatoes?
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Where'd you get potatoes from?
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Okay, no potatoes. Tomato.
That everything?
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No. I also want coffee.
But don't bring that first.
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Bring me water first
with the meal and the coffee after.
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Are you okay?
Am I making you sick?
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Sorry, I'm just feeling
a tad queasy.
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- You okay, Jenna?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
Too much coffee is all.
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Avoiding it ain't gonna
make it go away.
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- No.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!
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- Where the hell y'all going?
- To the beach. Pack us a lunch.
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There's no one on the floor!
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Am I supposed to put on
a waitress uniform myself?
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Hey, whatever floats
your boat, Cal.
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Let me remind you
I can fire your ass.
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Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you.
The water's running.
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Get out here!
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I'm only saying it once.
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This is the last time
I'm gonna say it!
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Dammit.
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Hey, I gotta get back
to my table.
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Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
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Oh, I don't wanna know!
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Come on, honey,
You've waited long enough
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Get to it and do it
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- Okay, girls, enough!
- You know what we mean
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I hope you drank
Enough this morning
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Come on, sweetie,
It's better to know
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We'll be right here
With you, so
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It's no or it's yes
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But either way,
You gotta take the test
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A squat and a squeeze,
A prayer and a please, It's nothing
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A stick and a line
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Just one of 'em
If I'm lucky
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A pot and a piss,
Here we go, sis
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And we'll keep our focus on
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The negative
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Here. All right,
read the instructions.
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- Se puede saber...
- In English!
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Oh. Do not insert the test stick
into your vagina.
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Wow. Thank you, Dawn!
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How'd I ever
Get myself in this mess?
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One drunk night
And that stupid red dress
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Oh, I love that red dress.
The way it sparkles
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it looks like
an ice skating outfit.
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Stay with us, Dawn.
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Maybe his machinery
Is broken somehow
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What if his boys don't swim?
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I mean, wow, miraculous luck.
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Yeah, miraculous.
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To get away
With an uprotected fu--
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Funny how one night can
Ruin your whole life
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Don't go there yet
We don't know what
The test says
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- I'm already panicked
- Just calm down, goddammit
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Maybe it'll all be fine
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Maybe there'll be
Just one line
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Come on, negative
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I thought you don't sleep with
your husband much anymore.
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We got drunk. I do stupid things
when I drink.
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Like sleep with my husband.
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Honey, we've all
made that mistake.
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Focus on the negative
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This will all be all right
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It was only one night
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Someone send me a sign
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One line, One line
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That means
The test is ready
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This is it
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- Shit.
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- Honey, are you all right?
- Shh, shh, shh.
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I'm inventing a new pie
in my head.
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- Sugar
- Of course you are.
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I'm gonna call it
I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.
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I don't think we can write
that on the menu board.
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Then I'll just call it
Betrayed By My Eggs Pie.
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What's gonna be in it?
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Crack an egg,
combine with sausage
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and soak it in beer,
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mix in cheesy red dressing
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and add extra shortening
in your crust
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to trap the moisture in forever.
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Jenna, this ain't something
you can just tuck into a pie.
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Hey! Pledge the sorority later!
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Y'all don't do your work,
I'll dock your pay.
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And, lady, you are really
pushing my buttons today.
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Hmm, well, which one is mute?
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Waitress!
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Who do you have
to know around here to get
a piece of pie?
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- Earl
- Hey sweet thing.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Taking the rest of the day off.
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What about work?
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That friggin' foreman.
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So he was on my ass
for being late.
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But I told him don't blame
the line at Taco Bell on me.
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I don't belong in that shit job.
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- Where's my kiss?
- Earl, I got to get back
to work.
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They can wait.
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How we doing today?
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Yeah, it's not bad,
but it's not great.
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Hey, you know what?
I've been thinking.
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I don't think it's worth
you working here at this diner.
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- I don't like those girls.
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That one looks at me like
I just killed her dog.
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No, I think I'd rather
have you home
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baking me pies all day long.
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Oh, damn this is tasty.
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Yeah? Last piece left.
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It sold so fast today
I couldn't quite believe it.
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Oh, don't go getting
a big head or nothing.
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I mean, this is good,
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but let's face it,
you ain't no Sara Lee.
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You used to say my pies
were so good I could open
my own shop.
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I was just trying to get laid.
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Sugar
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My husband's
a jerk chicken pot pie.
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Pound chicken
'til it's unrecognizable.
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Pack flour quickly.
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Use only essential ingredients.
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Then simmer without a lid,
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allowing the vapor to escape
swiftly from the mixture.
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Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
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You're not listening to me!
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And you know what? I work hard.
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And you want for nothing,
you can't even listen to me.
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- I'll work on that, Earl.
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Am I imagining it?
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Are your boobies getting bigger?
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Like they practically grew
a whole size overnight.
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That's crazy, Earl.
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Maybe you're just eating
a little too much pie.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I'm outta here.
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Hey, you tell your friends
about this bad boy?
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Earl.
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In medieval font.
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Now don't get too close
'cause the ink is still drying.
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Now that must be helpful,
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just in case he forgets
who he is.
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Jenna, life is a shit show.
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My left boob is now so much
lower than my right
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I'm lucky I don't trip over it.
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And I'm married
to Drooling Phil The Invalid
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and buying Depends by the bulk.
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And Dawn here
has never had a boyfriend
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and eats TV dinners
alone every night.
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Chicken Kiev on Monday,
veal piccata on Tuesday.
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But we still
wouldn't rather be you.
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00:12:51,948 --> 00:12:54,917
No, we sure wouldn't.
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Everybody's got something
they're dealing with.
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Don't worry about me.
It'll be fine.
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Yeah, some father
Earl's gonna be.
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Look, hon,
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don't hold yourself to vows
and promises you made
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when you were too young to know
who the hell he really was!
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Earl wasn't always like this.
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He's just going through
a rough time is all.
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What's the shelf life
on that excuse.
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I couldn't even afford
to leave him now.
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You can move in with me.
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It's a studio,
but I have a full size twin.
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That's real sweet, Dawn,
but I have a baby coming.
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Jenna, dust the flour
out of your brain.
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Do that baby a favor
and leave his sorry ass.
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00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:42,240
- He'd never let me.
- Honey, it's not up to him.
256
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,967
Okay, look, I got 14 pies
to make that ain't gonna
bake themselves.
257
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:47,521
- Jenna!
- Life's Just Peachy
Peachy Keen pie.
258
00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:50,075
- Jenna!
- Where There's A Whisk
There's A Way pie.
259
00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:50,973
Oh, Lord
260
00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:52,871
Make it work
261
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:54,666
Make it easy
262
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,323
Make it clever
263
00:13:56,426 --> 00:13:59,913
Craft it into pieces
Make it sweet
264
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:02,536
Crimp the edges
265
00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:05,850
Or make it sour and serve
With lemon wedges
266
00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:10,061
Even doubt
Can be delicious
267
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:13,858
And it washes off
Of all the dirty dishes
268
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:17,309
When it's done I can smile
269
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:22,590
It's on someone else's
Plate for a while
270
00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:27,733
I'll place it on display
271
00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:30,667
And then I'll slice
272
00:14:30,771 --> 00:14:36,397
And serve my worries away
273
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,400
I can fix this
274
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:43,197
I can twist it
275
00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:48,444
Into sugar butter
Covered pieces
276
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:50,964
Never mind
What's underneath it
277
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:56,590
I have done it before
278
00:14:56,693 --> 00:15:00,007
I'll bake me a door
279
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:04,046
To help me get through
280
00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:08,291
I learned that
From you, Mama
281
00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:16,265
It's amazing
What baking can do
282
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:21,270
Make it up
283
00:15:21,373 --> 00:15:23,306
And surprise them
284
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:26,827
Tell them all my secrets
But disguise them
285
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:31,038
So they dance
On the tongues
286
00:15:31,142 --> 00:15:34,455
Of the very people
That they're secret from
287
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,942
Make it soon
Make it better
288
00:15:38,045 --> 00:15:41,083
Though better never
Lasts forever
289
00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:45,087
I'll make it small
290
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:48,676
So it fits
291
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:52,404
Even this
292
00:15:52,508 --> 00:15:56,512
Even now
293
00:15:56,615 --> 00:16:04,106
Even as the walls
come tumbling down
294
00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:10,698
Even as I can't stop
Remembering how
295
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,667
Every door we ever made
296
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:19,880
We never once walked out
297
00:16:19,984 --> 00:16:22,814
Something I never
Got the chance
298
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:29,441
To ask her about
299
00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:33,825
So with flour
On my hands
300
00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:37,001
I'll show them all how
301
00:16:37,104 --> 00:16:46,148
Goddamn happy I am...
302
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:52,188
Sugar, butter, flour
303
00:16:52,292 --> 00:16:57,883
Don't let me down
304
00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:01,680
Let's see the next
Amazing thing
305
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:10,034
Baking does now
306
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,082
- Knock, knock
- Knock, knock
307
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,188
- Who's there?
- Who's there?
308
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,914
- Knocked up
- Knocked up who?
309
00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:31,158
- You there
- Join us
310
00:17:31,262 --> 00:17:34,299
Mrs. Hunterson,
the doctor will see you now.
311
00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:38,579
Welcome to Club Knocked Up
312
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,685
- Knock, knock
- Who's there?
313
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:43,722
- Precious
- Precious who?
314
00:17:43,826 --> 00:17:48,279
Precious little parasite
Who set its sight on you
315
00:17:48,382 --> 00:17:51,213
Dream come true
316
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:55,182
Welcome to Club Knocked Up
317
00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:57,426
Welcome to Club Knocked Up
318
00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:03,639
Hello. Mrs. Bunterson?
319
00:18:03,742 --> 00:18:09,023
Hunterson. Who are you?
320
00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:11,647
I'm your doctor?
321
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,719
I'm Doctor Pomatter.
You brought a pie?
322
00:18:14,822 --> 00:18:16,479
Gah, you know, I've only been
in town a few weeks
323
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,481
I'm already-- I am--
I am so impressed
324
00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:20,828
with the genuine hospitality
of the place.
325
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:24,246
You're not my doctor.
Lily Perkins is my doctor.
326
00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:26,144
This pie is for her.
It's her favorite.
327
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:28,526
Mermaid Marshmallow.
328
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,769
I am sorry to say
she's not seeing any patients.
329
00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:32,909
She is semi-retired now.
330
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:35,049
What?
331
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:37,983
Long story. Making it short.
332
00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:39,675
I'm the junior doctor on staff.
333
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:41,780
I am from Connecticut.
334
00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:44,093
I just moved here two weeks ago.
335
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:46,268
- Are you bored yet?
- Yes. No.
336
00:18:46,371 --> 00:18:47,476
I'm so sorry. Anyway,
if you're not comfortable
337
00:18:47,579 --> 00:18:51,480
having me as your doctor...
338
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,414
that's fine.
339
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:56,243
My feelings will not be hurt.
340
00:18:56,347 --> 00:18:59,246
You can just go
341
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,937
and you can get yourself another
gynecologist in the area.
342
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:05,494
But Dr. Perkins delivered me.
343
00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:09,360
She's been my doctor forever.
I really like and trust her.
344
00:19:09,463 --> 00:19:16,229
Maybe you can really like
and trust me, too?
345
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:19,680
It doesn't happen that fast,
346
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,095
but I'll try.
347
00:19:21,199 --> 00:19:23,684
Okay. Okay, that's good.
348
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:29,449
I'm your doctor.
349
00:19:30,898 --> 00:19:32,693
- It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Bunterson.
- Hunterson.
350
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:37,526
Hunterson.
351
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:40,425
So what seems to be the problem?
352
00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,738
- Well, I seem to be pregnant.
- Well, hey, that's good.
353
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:44,257
It's great. It's good for you.
Congratulations.
354
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,776
Thanks, but I don't want
this baby.
355
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,470
Okay. I can refer you
to a doctor who performs--
356
00:19:50,573 --> 00:19:52,265
No, no, no. I'm keeping it.
357
00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:54,646
Not that I judge that.
358
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,891
I'm just telling you
I'm not so happy about it
359
00:19:57,994 --> 00:20:01,757
like everybody else might be,
so maybe you could be sensitive
360
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,450
and not congratulate me
and make a big deal every time
you see me.
361
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:09,282
I'm having the baby,
that's that.
362
00:20:09,385 --> 00:20:14,701
It's not a party, though.
363
00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:17,324
Not a party.
364
00:20:17,428 --> 00:20:18,774
- Yes?
365
00:20:18,877 --> 00:20:20,500
Excuse me, Doctor.
366
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,605
Mrs. Flannigan
wants to talk to you
367
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:24,780
about doulas before she leaves.
368
00:20:24,883 --> 00:20:27,576
- Doulas?
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:20:27,679 --> 00:20:30,337
Yeah, I have no idea
what that is.
370
00:20:30,441 --> 00:20:32,443
No, come on. I'm only joking.
371
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:33,789
Of course I know what that is.
372
00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:37,310
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:40,934
And here are Mrs. Hunterson's
blood test results.
374
00:20:41,037 --> 00:20:47,043
Well...
375
00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:51,047
un-congratulations.
You're definitely having a baby.
376
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:55,086
Well, un-thank you.
377
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:58,469
Do you have any concerns?
378
00:20:58,572 --> 00:21:00,885
You know, do's and don'ts?
379
00:21:00,988 --> 00:21:05,096
Exercise or sex?
380
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:09,169
Don't really do much of either.
381
00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:14,208
Okay. Here's your prescription
for your pre-natal vitamins.
382
00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:16,590
Nurse Norma is just gonna
give you a list of the good
and the bad foods.
383
00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:18,212
That's just like caffeine
and alcohol and et cetera.
384
00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:21,146
It's very nice--
385
00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:31,605
it's very nice
meeting you, Jenna.
386
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,297
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna see you again,
you know,
387
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,885
in three weeks.
388
00:21:35,989 --> 00:21:37,818
- I do have one question.
- Yeah. Yeah, shoot.
389
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,201
How pregnant am I?
390
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:45,826
Very.
391
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,656
I mean, there's really
only one degree of pregnancy,
so to speak.
392
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:51,142
No, no.
393
00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:56,458
I mean how far along?
394
00:21:56,561 --> 00:21:59,633
You're eight weeks,
Give or take.
395
00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,601
Okay, so I don't start showing
for a while, right?
396
00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:04,189
- Right.
- Good, then I have
a little time.
397
00:22:04,293 --> 00:22:06,778
Although it is quite
beautiful, you know,
398
00:22:06,882 --> 00:22:12,577
- when a woman's body begins to--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
399
00:22:12,681 --> 00:22:14,407
- Dr. Pomatter?
- Yeah?
400
00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:16,340
I'm gonna give you this pie.
401
00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:18,859
Oh, that looks
absolutely delicious.
402
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,517
I am off sugar
403
00:22:21,621 --> 00:22:24,796
It actually causes
leptin resistance,
404
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,351
chromium deficiency,
decreased longevity.
405
00:22:27,454 --> 00:22:30,284
My mama used to say
you can live to be 100
406
00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:33,978
if you give up all
the things that make you
want to live to be 100.
407
00:22:34,081 --> 00:22:36,498
Well the longer
you're away from sugar
the less you crave it.
408
00:22:36,601 --> 00:22:37,947
I haven't had a piece of pie
in years.
409
00:22:38,051 --> 00:22:44,264
Really?
410
00:22:44,368 --> 00:22:49,027
Life's hard enough.
411
00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:48,639
- Listen, Cal,
412
00:23:48,742 --> 00:23:51,331
we had ketchups out there
yesterday half-empty
413
00:23:51,435 --> 00:23:53,609
and we all know,
the fuller the condiments,
414
00:23:53,713 --> 00:23:56,750
the fuller the experience.
415
00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:59,857
I am so sorry. I'll make sure
it never happens again.
416
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:04,171
Thank you, Dawn.
I'll sleep tonight.
417
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,828
- You're late.
- I'm sorry.
418
00:24:05,932 --> 00:24:08,141
The bus driver was half asleep.
419
00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:10,730
Why doesn't your damn husband
buy you a car already?
420
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:14,112
Because he doesn't want me
going nowhere.
421
00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:18,945
And you!
422
00:24:19,048 --> 00:24:21,534
Late again!
423
00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:23,363
You're inches away
from being fired, lady.
424
00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:26,090
Okay, then fire me.
425
00:24:26,193 --> 00:24:30,128
Okay I will.
426
00:24:30,232 --> 00:24:33,442
Okay, then do!
427
00:24:49,147 --> 00:24:50,459
So how was the doc?
428
00:24:50,563 --> 00:24:53,186
Ugh, fine. It was fine.
429
00:24:53,289 --> 00:24:55,464
New doctor. A man.
430
00:24:55,568 --> 00:24:58,191
A man? Wow. He single?
431
00:24:58,294 --> 00:24:59,951
Maybe he'd be good for Dawn.
432
00:25:00,055 --> 00:25:03,714
What? Oh...
No, no, no.
433
00:25:03,817 --> 00:25:05,785
I think he had a ring on.
434
00:25:05,888 --> 00:25:07,787
Nice guy.
435
00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:10,928
Nervous. From Connecticut.
436
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,206
Connecticut? What the hell
is he doing here?
437
00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:15,588
- I have no idea.
- Girl, park it for a minute.
438
00:25:15,691 --> 00:25:17,348
We bought you something.
439
00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:20,247
- Not you.
- Oh.
440
00:25:20,351 --> 00:25:23,043
- A present.
- That is so sweet.
441
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,632
You shouldn't have.
442
00:25:25,736 --> 00:25:27,392
What a Mama You're Gonna Be.
443
00:25:27,496 --> 00:25:29,256
I researched
all the best baby books
444
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,155
and this one was so sweet.
445
00:25:31,258 --> 00:25:33,813
Look here.
446
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:38,300
there's a place to write
your first letter to your baby.
447
00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:41,510
"Dear baby"
448
00:25:41,614 --> 00:25:44,755
That's really great.
449
00:25:44,858 --> 00:25:48,517
Now we know you didn't
initially have a strong...
450
00:25:48,621 --> 00:25:50,795
happiness about this pregnancy,
451
00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:52,935
but she is coming anyway.
452
00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:54,903
Oh, well, we don't know
it's a she.
453
00:25:55,006 --> 00:25:59,217
I mean, it could be an alien.
454
00:25:59,321 --> 00:26:01,357
Now you're not getting
any more affectionate toward
this little baby?
455
00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:04,084
- Not at all?
- Not everyone wants
to be a mama, Dawn.
456
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,983
That doesn't make me
a bad person.
457
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:07,950
Can I interest the book club
in some coffee
458
00:26:08,054 --> 00:26:11,402
and a slice
of Sit On Your Ass pie?
459
00:26:11,505 --> 00:26:14,336
Oh, that's a good one, Cal.
460
00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:17,408
And you know, I love
what you've done with your hair.
461
00:26:17,511 --> 00:26:20,687
Tell me, how'd you get it
to come out your nostrils
like that?
462
00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:23,552
- Opening up!
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:26:23,656 --> 00:26:25,140
So did you tell Earl yet?
464
00:26:25,243 --> 00:26:27,625
It didn't come up.
465
00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:29,765
Hey, Dawn, did you finish
writing your profile yet?
466
00:26:29,869 --> 00:26:30,801
We're not done talking
about you.
467
00:26:30,904 --> 00:26:32,837
I think we are. Dawn?
468
00:26:32,941 --> 00:26:36,738
Um, I'm still writing it.
469
00:26:36,841 --> 00:26:39,430
You have been writing it
for weeks.
470
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:41,777
Well, there's just not enough
space to complete a compelling,
471
00:26:41,881 --> 00:26:44,677
yet thorough, honest,
description of myself.
472
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,782
Okay, well, why don't you
run what you got by us?
473
00:26:46,886 --> 00:26:52,581
Go ahead, honey.
Let's hear it. Come on.
474
00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,793
Ecstatically alive,
475
00:26:57,897 --> 00:27:01,383
fervently organized,
476
00:27:01,486 --> 00:27:05,559
dynamic and witty,
I am a woman of many passions
477
00:27:05,663 --> 00:27:08,528
including a rare
turtle collection.
478
00:27:08,632 --> 00:27:11,427
I love the History Channel.
479
00:27:11,531 --> 00:27:14,292
- Oh, now that's nice.
- Oh, note.
480
00:27:14,396 --> 00:27:16,778
I have played Betsy Ross
481
00:27:16,881 --> 00:27:21,817
in 33 Revolutionary War
reenactments.
482
00:27:21,921 --> 00:27:24,406
Okay, well that'll set you
apart from the crowd.
483
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,719
Oh, well, I'm calling myself
484
00:27:26,822 --> 00:27:35,003
NewDawnRising.
485
00:27:36,314 --> 00:27:38,558
- Too much?
- No, no, no.
486
00:27:38,662 --> 00:27:41,492
- Post it tonight!
- No, this is a mistake.
487
00:27:41,595 --> 00:27:44,771
Dawn, this is your one
and only life.
488
00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:46,808
I stick with real things
489
00:27:46,911 --> 00:27:48,879
Usually facts And figures
490
00:27:48,982 --> 00:27:50,846
When information's
In its place
491
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:53,815
I minimize
The guessing game
492
00:27:53,918 --> 00:27:55,195
- Guess what?
- What?
493
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,577
I don't like
Guessing games
494
00:27:57,681 --> 00:28:00,580
Or when I feel things
Before I know the feelings
495
00:28:00,684 --> 00:28:02,996
How am I supposed to
operate
496
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,103
If I'm just tossed around
By fate?
497
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:10,901
Like on an unexpected date
498
00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:13,213
With a stranger
Who might talk too fast
499
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,664
Or ask me questions
About myself
500
00:28:15,768 --> 00:28:18,046
Before I've decided that
501
00:28:18,149 --> 00:28:19,944
He can ask me
Questions about myself
502
00:28:20,048 --> 00:28:21,912
He might sit too close
503
00:28:22,015 --> 00:28:23,534
Or call the waiter
By his first name
504
00:28:23,637 --> 00:28:25,985
Or eat Oreos
505
00:28:26,088 --> 00:28:28,125
But eat the cookie
Before the cream
506
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,403
But what scares me the most
♪
507
00:28:30,506 --> 00:28:33,095
What scares me the most
508
00:28:33,199 --> 00:28:36,547
Is what if When he sees me
509
00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:38,618
What if he doesn't like it?
♪
510
00:28:38,722 --> 00:28:41,000
What if he runs
The other way
511
00:28:41,103 --> 00:28:44,969
And I can't hide from it?
512
00:28:45,073 --> 00:28:48,628
What happens then
513
00:28:48,732 --> 00:28:51,976
If when he knows me
514
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,116
He's only disappointed?
515
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,705
What if I give myself away
516
00:28:56,809 --> 00:29:00,847
To only get it given back?
517
00:29:00,951 --> 00:29:03,022
I couldn't live with that
518
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,507
How do you live with that?
519
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:09,131
So I'm just fine inside
My shell-shaped mind
520
00:29:09,235 --> 00:29:12,859
This way I get
The best view
521
00:29:12,963 --> 00:29:15,966
So that when he sees me
522
00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:18,796
I want him to
523
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,971
Dawn, don't you think
you're being a little--
524
00:29:21,074 --> 00:29:23,628
- I mean, just a tad--
- I'm not defensive
525
00:29:23,732 --> 00:29:25,803
I'm simply being cautious
526
00:29:25,907 --> 00:29:27,736
I can't risk
Reckless dating
527
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,671
Due to
My miscalculating why
528
00:29:31,775 --> 00:29:34,225
A certain suitor
Stands in line
529
00:29:34,329 --> 00:29:37,194
I've seen in movies,
Most made for television
530
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,679
You cannot be too careful
531
00:29:39,783 --> 00:29:43,234
When it comes
To sharing your life
532
00:29:43,338 --> 00:29:47,514
I could end up
A miserable wife
533
00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:51,242
Sorry girls. But he could
be criminal
534
00:29:51,346 --> 00:29:54,349
Some sort of psychopath who
Escaped from an institution
535
00:29:54,452 --> 00:29:56,661
Somewhere where
They don't have girls
536
00:29:56,765 --> 00:29:59,733
He could have masterminded
Some way to find me
537
00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:03,496
He could be colorblind,
How untrustworthy is that?
538
00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:05,360
He could be less than kind
539
00:30:05,463 --> 00:30:07,983
Or even worse
He could be very nice
540
00:30:08,087 --> 00:30:11,435
Have lovely eyes
And make me laugh
541
00:30:11,538 --> 00:30:14,921
Come out of hiding
542
00:30:15,025 --> 00:30:17,475
What do I do with that?
543
00:30:17,579 --> 00:30:19,650
Oh, God
544
00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:21,859
What if when he sees me
545
00:30:21,963 --> 00:30:24,275
I like him
And he knows it?
546
00:30:24,379 --> 00:30:28,970
What if he opens up a door
And I can't close it?
547
00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:30,972
What if you only open up
548
00:30:31,075 --> 00:30:34,389
What happens when
549
00:30:34,492 --> 00:30:37,564
If when he holds me
550
00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:39,704
My heart is set in motion?
551
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:41,396
I'm not prepared for that
552
00:30:41,499 --> 00:30:46,125
I'm scared of breaking open
♪
553
00:30:46,228 --> 00:30:50,025
But still I can't help
From hoping
554
00:30:50,129 --> 00:30:53,546
To find
555
00:30:53,649 --> 00:30:58,792
Someone to talk to
556
00:30:58,896 --> 00:31:05,869
Who likes the way I am
557
00:31:05,972 --> 00:31:09,527
Someone who when he sees me
♪
558
00:31:09,631 --> 00:31:17,742
Wants to again
559
00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:27,131
Do y'all plan to work today
560
00:31:27,235 --> 00:31:28,546
or do you expect folks
to serve themselves?
561
00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:34,276
Works for me.
562
00:31:35,622 --> 00:31:38,177
I don't think I invited
anyone for breakfast.
563
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,972
Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle!
564
00:31:40,075 --> 00:31:41,697
All right.
565
00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:44,079
- Becky.
- What?
566
00:31:44,183 --> 00:31:46,012
Old Joe's in your section.
Kinda owns the place.
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