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Dex! Dex!
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Hi, Dex.
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Here he is. My favorite client.
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- Bit mad out there.
- Wait till tomorrow.
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Everyone in the country's
gonna want a piece of you.
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See?
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Did you sleep? Ah. Course you didn't.
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Hell of a drug, adrenaline.
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But you know, Dex, if you had slept,
that would mean your body and your brain
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hadn't grasped
what a fuck-off opportunity this is.
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- You're making me nervous.
- Good.
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- Dexter.
- Hello, lovely.
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- See you before the show.
- Mwah. Mwah.
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How you feeling, man?
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Raring to go.
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Coffee, fizzy water, sushi.
Just tell us whatever you need.
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Cocaine, call girls.
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♪ Where is love? ♪
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♪ Does it fall from skies above? ♪
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♪ Is it underneath the willow tree... ♪
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Thanks, Martin.
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Okay. Let's take a break.
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- He's gonna get there.
- Any idea what time?
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We open in, uh, three hours.
I'd say he's cutting it quite fine.
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Sorry to interrupt, but, Ms. Morley,
there's someone on the phone for you.
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You can take it in the office.
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Oh. Um...
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Hello. I was wondering.
Could you please tell me where is love?
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Dexter, you can't just ring me at school.
I thought something was wrong.
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I came out of rehearsal.
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Sorry. I was just calling
to say good luck.
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Yeah. Yeah, good luck to you too.
And I'm sorry I can't be there.
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Clash of showbiz moments.
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I know, but I wish you were coming.
It's so exciting, Em.
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It all feels massive.
People have sent me all this stuff.
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You know, like champagne companies
and... and vodka companies.
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- There's just stuff everywhere.
- You're squeaking.
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Yeah. Well, if I can't squeak with you,
who can I squeak with?
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Look, I've really got to go.
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It's the dress rehearsal,
and the lead is just so irredeemably shit.
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- No wonder they put him in an orphanage.
- Harsh.
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But the girl...
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The, uh... Oh. The band's
nearly finished sound checking.
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Uh, sorry, Em. Gotta boost.
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- Oh. Uh... Um...
- Have fun!
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Oh. Mr. Godalming.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, landlord.
Leaky boiler, but it's all sorted now.
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Opening night.
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Yeah. Well, I mean,
there's only one performance,
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so technically also closing night,
which is a relief.
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How you feeling?
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Yeah, you know.
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Like, this whole thing was the worst idea
I've ever had in my entire life, but...
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Apart from that, hunky-dory. Thanks.
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How's our Oliver? He looks very emotional.
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Yeah, he's been in character
for the last six weeks.
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I think if he could,
he'd have given himself rickets.
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Well, if anyone
can pull this off, then you can.
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The kids adore you.
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You're a natural.
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Fiona's keen to meet you.
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Oh, you know,
I'm looking forward to meeting her too.
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- Is your fiancé coming? Is he your fiancé?
- Oh God, no. Just boyfriend.
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Right. It'll be nice to meet him
at the aftershow drinks.
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Yeah. Yeah.
I've heard rumors of mini Kievs.
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And a single bottle
of warm white wine between 60.
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- Teaching.
- Oh, and people say it's not glamorous.
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Unlike you.
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I mean, you look glamorous... tonight.
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Oh.
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Do I?
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Ta very much.
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I mean, you look beautiful.
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- Er...
- What?
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Is that okay
that I just said you look nice?
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Yes. Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it be?
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Right.
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See you... after.
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Yeah, see you.
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Yeah. Nice.
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- Hey, man. Dexter.
- Hey, Dexter. I'm Kyle.
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You guys sounded great.
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Can't wait to see you kick it live later.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Nice blokes.
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Yeah.
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Decca have put a fortune into them.
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Blokes. Blokes.
Do people still say "blokes"?
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That sounds weird suddenly.
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Uh, blokes. Guys.
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Yeah, it's maybe a bit weird.
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Sorry, Dexter.
Hair and makeup are ready for you.
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No worries. No problem.
I'm just gonna grab my script.
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Two hours till showtime.
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You have one new message.
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Uh, Dexter.
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This is your father here. I hope
they've put me through to the right room.
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I seem to have spoken
to everyone in the building but you.
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Um, it's just to say good luck tonight.
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I will be watching.
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It's all very exciting.
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Uh, that's all I wanted to say.
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Uh, ah, except also, I... I don't know
if you're still reading reviews,
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or... or whatever they're called,
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but remember these people
have no idea who you are.
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So just... enjoy it.
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Goodbye.
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Dexter to hair and makeup, please.
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- Hey, Dex.
- Hi.
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- Hi, Dex.
- Hello, Dexy.
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- Mwah. Mwah.
- Mwah.
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- I'm glad it's you.
- I'm glad it's you.
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And I'll have another one of those,
thank you.
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Hey, um, Donna,
have you got a... a newspaper?
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Do you know, we didn't get them today.
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Now,
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what are we gonna do with you
when you are perfect already?
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♪ Consider yourself at home ♪
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♪ Consider yourself one of the family ♪
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♪ We've taken to you so strong ♪
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♪ It's clear we're going to get along ♪
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♪ Consider yourself well in ♪
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♪ Consider yourself
Part of the furniture ♪
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♪ There isn't a lot to spare ♪
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♪ Who cares? Whatever we've got we share ♪
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Right. Great work, everyone.
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Great work, Sonya.
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I'll see you all in the Home Ec rooms
at six and no later.
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And no disappearing to the shop
before the performance.
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And absolutely no costumes
to be worn off premises.
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Miss Morley?
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Hello.
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What are you doing here?
It... it doesn't start for ages.
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I thought you might need something to eat
before the big night.
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Thank you.
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That's really sweet.
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Of course.
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Table for two, madam.
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I'm a bit skint, so...
it's just jam, I'm afraid.
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- I love a jam sandwich.
- So did Bob Marley.
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He liked anything with jam in.
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- Didn't even plan that one.
- Mm.
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Well, it's gonna be awful, Ian.
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Why would it be awful? Hmm?
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Today Walthamstow, tomorrow the West End.
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Tea?
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Thanks.
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One hour
till live. Lighting to stage B, please.
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Golden boy.
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- Just you enjoy yourself, darling.
- Thanks, Donna.
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No. Don't come near me
and ruin all my good work.
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Now, you go out there
and knock their socks off.
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"...castings from everyone's new best mate,
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Steve Rob's
from the Birmingham local pub."
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♪ Has come to take me away ♪
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♪ The only one I know ♪
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♪ Is mine... ♪
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- Dexy.
- Toby, what do you want?
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Ah. I'm looking
for the most odious man on television.
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Yeah. I think you'll find
that's you who you're looking for, not me.
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Razor-sharp comeback there, Dex.
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You seen the papers?
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One bad write-up. Not bothered.
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So you didn't read The Sun, then?
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Or The Express? Or The Times?
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No one ever built
a statue of a critic, Toby.
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True, but no one ever built
a statue of a TV presenter either.
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How about a, uh, warm-up guy? Hmm?
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I'm just messing with you, big man.
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It's tomorrow's chip paper,
and all of that.
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Good thing the girls love you.
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Can you go now, Toby?
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I'll leave you to it.
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Well, let you get back to those lines.
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See you, Dex.
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Good luck.
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Fucker!
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Dex, stop.
Take whatever you're reading
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and put it in the bin.
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Ugh! Stupid critics.
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I thought it was live.
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How could they review it
if it hasn't happened?
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They're not. They're trashing me.
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Why aren't you here?
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I need you here.
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'Cause it's curtain up in under an hour.
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- Come after. I'll send a car.
- I can't.
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There's a thing in the hall after.
I've got to meet the parents.
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- Isn't Callum coming?
- Uh, I didn't invite him.
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I really only want you.
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Dex, it really doesn't feel
possible tonight.
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Em, please.
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Please.
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Bring Ian, of course.
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Look, if I can, I will, okay?
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Amazing. Thanks.
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Okay, I need to go. But listen, Dex, okay?
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These papers, fuck them.
And fuck whoever wrote them.
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I mean, I know how annoying you can be,
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but they... They have no idea.
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None.
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You're funny.
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And charming. And lovely.
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And you're gonna be exceptional.
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So again, fuck them. All right?
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Thanks, Em.
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And I'll hopefully see you later.
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Okay?
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Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
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♪ To the left... ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
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We've got an hour
of live entertainment ahead.
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We've got...
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Before you go out...
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...get in!
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Dex!
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Whoo!
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- How are we? Shitting bricks?
- Uh...
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A bit. Not too bad, you know.
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Hey, can you see my nipples?
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Only if I look for them.
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Good one. Oh, I'm so excited!
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We are gonna go out there,
and we're gonna have a laugh,
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and we're gonna smash it.
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And then we're gonna get
absolutely fucked.
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Ah.
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Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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- Miss.
- What?
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It's Sonya, Miss. You need to come.
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Sonya?
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Sonya, your show's about to start.
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I'm not doing it.
Do it without me.
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Sonya.
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- Oh God!
- Sonya, what's wrong?
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There's just so many people.
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No, there's not. Not really.
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I don't know
why I thought I could do this.
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I can't sing. I... I can't dance.
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I'm... I'm just not good enough, miss.
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Okay. You got it
'cause you're good.
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You're really, properly good.
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There she is.
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Now, when you step out there,
I promise you're gonna find
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that you've got everything you need.
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'Cause it's all...
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It's all in there.
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It's just waiting to...
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So come on.
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"Coming at you tonight, live from London."
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- We're ready for you.
- Gavin!
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I'm so excited, Gavin!
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- It is Gavin, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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Oh. I love this, Gavin. Hmm?
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All right.
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Let's have a good time.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oy, come on.
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All crew to positions, please.
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♪ Just like chains ♪
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♪ The closer we were ♪
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♪ The lower he whispered... ♪
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Yeah.
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Go on, Dex.
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Sorry, mate.
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Good luck, Dex.
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- Fuck's sake.
- This time tomorrow. Just you wait.
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Donna, babes!
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I'm so excited!
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How long
have you guys been together?
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Two years? Wow. That's incredible.
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Hello, it's one minute
till we go live, everyone.
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When our floor manager
puts his hands up, it's applause time.
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Follow me, please.
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Going live in 30 seconds.
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Stand by, band.
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Get Toby off now.
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Going live in 20 seconds.
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Ten...
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So please welcome to the stage
your hosts tonight.
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The gorgeous Suki Meadows.
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And suaver than suave, it's Dexter Mayhew!
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Live from London,
this is the UK's smashing new show.
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So before you go out, get in!
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Oh my gosh, how are you?
You all look amazing!
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Dex!
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Are you ready
to have a good time, everybody?
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I'm Suki Meadows,
and this is Dexter Mayhew.
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Hello, are you all right?
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- You feeling all right?
- Wanker!
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My agent,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Oh yes. Welcome to Get In!
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A feast of great comedy and great music.
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But before all that,
we've got a special treat for you.
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- And roll VT.
- Stand by, VT.
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Okay, not a bad start,
but, Dex, let's keep the energy up.
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Thirty seconds everyone.
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Are you okay, hon?
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- Going live in 15, 14...
- Ah...
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Suki. Suki.
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- Yeah? What?
- Suki, that's my bottle.
307
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That's my water.
308
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,560
- You've got yours in your hand.
- No, that's mine. This is yours.
309
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,400
- Yeah. Just wipe that one, you weirdo.
- No, Suki.
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- Suki.
- Five, four...
311
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Uh, Dexter, take over the intro, please.
312
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Camera one, Dexter.
Camera one. We've got dead air.
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Come on.
Red light, over here.
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Say something, Dexter. Dexter!
315
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- Engage your brain!
- The most odious man on television.
316
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Read the autocue.
317
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- Fucking hell, someone say something now.
- Jesus Christ!
318
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,800
That is proof
we're going out live!
319
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,320
Camera four on Suki.
320
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Oh yeah!
321
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,480
What the hell was that, Dex?
322
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My mom's out there,
you're spiking my drink.
323
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,240
Okay, we're back.
324
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,960
Right. Cut to VT. Suki link to VT.
325
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And now, while I bollock him,
you watch this.
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Three minutes, everyone.
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Suki.
328
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,240
- What happened there, Suki?
- Something just went down the wrong way.
329
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,040
And, Dex,
sort yourself out, mate.
330
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,480
Oh!
331
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,720
Come on, everyone!
332
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,760
Oh, wonderful! Oh!
333
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,480
- Let's go get her.
- That was good. I loved it. Yes!
334
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- Go on, Emma.
- Go on, Emma.
335
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,720
Miss, come on.
336
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,280
Bravo!
337
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,520
Hey there.
338
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,200
Great work, D.
339
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,280
Thanks. Was it... Was it okay?
340
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,400
Yeah, it was live, you know.
341
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,800
It was... It was freewheeling and live.
342
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,200
Yeah. I mean,
I've got notes, obviously, but...
343
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,400
Uh, yeah? What... what kind of notes?
344
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Tomorrow. Talk tomorrow.
345
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,320
Ian.
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Oh, they're beautiful.
347
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,360
Not from me.
348
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,600
Who, then?
349
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,200
Flash Harry, probably.
350
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,600
Inevitably.
351
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,640
"Em, who will buy my sweet red roses?
Wink, wink."
352
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"So sorry to miss it.
I know it'll be a smash. Dex."
353
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,040
Welcome to Get In!
354
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,480
A feast of great comedy...
355
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,040
Are you coming to watch?
356
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200
Thank you, no.
357
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,600
We've got
a great night ahead of us!
358
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,160
Can I borrow a T-shirt?
359
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,560
A special treat for you.
360
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course.
361
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,640
Oh, hello.
362
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,760
Is she throwing up?
363
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,720
Find your camera, Dex.
364
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,120
Jesus Christ.
365
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,760
Jesus Christ...
366
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,600
This is awful.
367
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,000
He looks terrified.
368
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,200
- Majestically bad.
- Ian.
369
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,440
And now, while I bollock...
370
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,600
I think it's meant to be like this.
371
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,840
Yes, it's car-crash TV.
372
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,640
Car crash?
373
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,200
This is full-on train derailment.
374
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,080
He's worse than me.
375
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,680
Night.
376
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,200
♪ Been thinking about you ♪
377
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,520
♪ Your record's a hit ♪
378
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,800
♪ Your eyes are on my wall... ♪
379
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,096
You know what to do.
380
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,160
Hi, Dex.
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00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,800
I didn't think you'd be home.
382
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,840
Probably out partying after tonight.
And no wonder.
383
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,960
Letting off steam
after an hour of live television.
384
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,400
Well, thank you for the flowers.
Yeah, they're beautiful.
385
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,600
And sorry again that I wasn't there.
386
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,320
I hope tonight
was everything you wanted it to be.
387
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,880
Your mom would've been
really proud of you.
388
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,320
♪ Who bribed the company
To come and see you, honey ♪
389
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,520
♪ I've been thinking about you ♪
390
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,040
♪ So how can you sleep? ♪
391
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,200
♪ These people aren't your friends ♪
392
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,480
♪ They're paid to kiss your feet ♪
393
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,360
♪ They don't know what I know ♪
394
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,400
♪ Why should you care ♪
395
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,680
♪ When I'm not there? ♪
396
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,560
♪ Been thinking about you ♪
397
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,520
♪ And there's no rest ♪
398
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,400
♪ Shit, I still love you ♪
399
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480
♪ Still see you in bed ♪
400
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,720
♪ But I'm playing with myself ♪
401
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800
♪ What do you care? ♪
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