All language subtitles for Nunta pe bani

A FILM MADE WITH HELP FROM GOD

Grandma!

Grandma!

Sorry!

Lenu?a. Nice to meet you.

Good morning!

- Shall I bring you breakfast?
- No.

- Are you mad at me?
- I�m fine.

Would you rather we talked about it?

- I�ll go and grab some food.
- Just sit down!

Actually, I�m not very hungry.

Tell me why you did it.

You embarrassed me
in front of everybody.

Is that the way I raised you?

If you knew the whole situation,
you�d understand.

- Then tell me about it.
- We'd need the whole day.

You really think I�ll let you go
without telling me?

You know why people attend weddings.

Nobody goes there for pleasure.
They all go because they have to.

And that wedding party
got me really pissed.

They were born out of love,
they were raised with love

and they will share their love
until the end of their days.

Let us welcome the young family
on the dance floor!

Give them a big round of applause!
They are nervous...

WEDDING FOR MONEY

Why would he be nervous?
This is his second wedding and he�s 50.

He could offer us a discount.
5% for his second wedding.

Stop it or they�ll hear us.

Hear us? These guys here
are 100 years old!

You should have told me
you didn�t feel like coming.

I told you I didn�t want to come.

At least don�t embarrass me!

Shall I bring you anything?

I�d like a cappuccino.

We don�t have cappuccino,
just espresso.

You mean, you don�t have milk?

The couple decided to include
only espresso.

I can pay for it.
How much is it, 15 lei?

Shall I bring you an espresso?

No. Fucking cheapskate!

- Don�t be that loud!
- The guy is desperate for money.

At least he�s not asking
for a wedding tax.

Want to argue?

This is your ticket to paradise.

Sorry to bother...

No worries, you�re not bothering.

So... are you coming together?

O, my dear Mircea!

Mircea, there was no place for you
at the cool guys� table.

You�re sharing the table
with the old farts.

Be careful with the glasses
or you might swallow their false teeth.

- Anyway, I need to leave.
- Don�t go just yet!

Listen, I have a super plan!

Want to pick up a second hand car
from abroad?

I told you I stopped doing it.

I am working for Audi now,
no more time for cheap deals.

Audi! That�s next level!

Next to zero, you mean.

Hey, Baldy, what�s up?

A round of shots!

I�ll tell you about my wedding party.
Back in 1972.

We did it in the garden.

It started to rain, and we had to run
for shelter in the barn.

- So sorry!
- Do you think it�s normal?

Soup is served.
Everyone back to your seats. Enjoy!

Shall we go now?

The bride hasn�t tossed her bouquet.

You�ve already caught five bouquets.
Want to open a flower shop?

I�m going to the ladies� room.
You�re driving me crazy!

I�m driving you crazy?
How about I pour soup on your lap?

300 LEI
MANY HAPPY YEARS TOGETHER!

What did you do?

I wrote �minus 300 lei� on the envelope.

�It�s the second wedding, the coffee
was bad and I got soup on my lap.�

Did you remove money
from the envelope?

I hope no one hears about it
or they�ll make a fool of us.

- I got a super ride worth 15 lei.
- Fabulous!

STOP INVITING ME
TO YOUR WEDDING PARTIES!

Oh good Lord!
I feel like knocking you down!

- What shall I bring you?
- The birch or a broomstick,

to beat my grandson with!

Oh God, you�re too much!

A coffee for me, please.

How could you be such a dick?

Would you rather I lied?

I won�t go to weddings
where they just want cash.

But you want to get money
on your wedding.

No, because I won�t have a wedding.

- What do you mean, no wedding?
- What you�ve just heard.

We�ve been together for five years.
How long do I have to wait?

- Stop bothering me with that!
- With what?

All my friends
are married with children.

I�m fed up of being the bridesmaid.

Admit that your parents
are pissing you about it.

They�ve been pouring questions
at me all the time!

That�s normal.

What would you do

if the guy dating your daughter
isn�t taking it seriously?

Not taking it seriously?

I'm in a relationship with you
on Facebook.

I even deleted my Tinder account.

Stop joking, you know what I mean.

Fine, so we are clear about it.
The document is important for you.

No, the document is not important,
but the wedding is.

What�s wrong about it?

If you are so desperate to change
your name, Miss Spermezan,

ask the register service to change it,
and stop bothering me about it!

Fine!

What are you up to?

Pretending to leave again?

I�m not even curious to know
what you�re up to.

I�d have cracked your head open
with the meat tenderizer.

Five years of fornication and sin!

And sin-cerely enjoying it.

Oh, you were enjoying it!

God will give you what you deserve.

You should be ashamed!

Leaving at the right moment.
Right before paying the rent!

And before the 15th I also
need to pay for the utilities.

STOP INVITING ME
TO YOUR WEDDING PARTIES!

- YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
- SOMEONE HAS THE BALLS TO SAY IT

I got several offers for this car.

But I cannot sell it to anybody else.
It fits your type all too well.

Please, get inside.
It�s almost your car.

You match so well!

Your watch matches the wheel.
Your tattoo matches the gear lever.

Let me take a photo, so you can see
that I�m not inventing things.

You�ll be a magnet for girls.
Too bad if you are already married.

Will you give me your phone number?

I will send you
a personalized offer via WhatsApp.

I will give you my e-mail.

The e-mail is fine, thank you.

Let's sign the papers
so that everything is set.

Shall I close it?

Please close it.

How long have you been
working here? Two or three months?

A month and a half.

And you haven�t sold any car yet.

It�s a quiet season...
it�s summertime

and people are away on holidays.

You mean you�ll start selling
in winter?

- No, what I meant was...
- What else could I do?

I brought you people in the showroom
and you still couldn�t sell any car.

It�s like finding the right girl for you,

seducing her for you,
taking her out for you,

bringing her into your bed, and when
you are supposed to do your job,

you tell her, "Why don�t you go
see somewhere else?"

- Want me to tell you the truth?
- Please do!

People visit the showroom
and buy second-hand cars in Germany.

Listen. You have two options.

One, sell cars
and make money for me.

Or two, you don�t sell and leave,
because this job is not for you.

Hello?

Oh apple of my eye!
How are you?

I saw that you saw
that I saw your angelic pic...

Instead of joining Saint Peter
in Heaven�s Garden,

you�re charming us, earthlings.

Beat it!

Hadn�t you been married,
I�d have built a new world with you.

A perfect world,
unlike the world we�re living in.

Come on, buddy!
Have you skimped on oil again?

Just a second!

Hello, Radu!

You told me about
bringing a car from Germany.

It turns out I�m going to Germany
for a team building.

With work, with the company.

I could drive the car on my way back
and help you bring it here.

- How is the BMW?
- Good, very good.

- How many kilometers?
- 150,000.

Let's take a test drive.

- I thought I�d...
- Forget it...

I�ve sent you the location
via WhatsApp, with the guy�s number.

You go there, call him,
pay and take the car.

- How about my fee?
- 500 euros, as usual.

And travel expenses?

You said you�d go with the company.

They pay for your accommodation
and meals, I�ll pay for the oil.

Okay.

Pay this for me, will you?
I don�t have cash.

These pants are too tight
for me to carry cash.

NELU?U TRANSPORT GERMANY

Hello, Radu!
So sorry to bother you.

I am in Romania now,
not far from Cluj,

but there�s a... tiny problem.

What problem?

See everything comes back to you?
God never sleeps while driving.

I didn�t sleep,
I just closed my eyes for a sec.

- You hit the wall.
- I hit the ditch!

What did Radu think about it?

Please go check on Gabi Paun.

He owes me money,
and won�t keep his promise.

Go talk to him!

Please, stop! I�ll bring you the money...

Mr. Teo...

I�m listening.

Mircea is the one who drove the car.
He can tell you more about it.

Radu, I gave you 35,000 euros.

- Right?
- Right.

Thirty-five?

And you gave the money to...

...to Mircea.

Right.

He only gave me 30,000,
I need to say it.

It�s a long trip.
What with the food and accommodation...

Road tolls...

- There�s also...
- Cut it, please!

I was waiting for a good car,
and I got total damage instead.

- You know what I mean.
- Of course I do.

So, how can we solve that?

I gave you 35,000.

Mr. Teo... here�s my share, 5,000.

I�m so sorry about it!

I don�t have 30,000
to give you right now.

I have a loan to pay... for my car...

I am a common employee.
My parents are common people, too.

They�re not millionaires.

I�m... off to the toilet.

I feel like... I need to go.

You were talking about the money.

- Well, I don�t have it.
- I don�t believe it.

I just don�t.

Everyone paid their debts to me.
Everyone!

They all pay sooner or later.

Some need... interventions.

Others think they could hide
at their parents�...

You know what I mean.

How I about a personal loan?

You�ve been an employee
for two months.

And I can see
you�ve already got a car loan.

So you cannot get
a new loan approved.

I could offer you an overdraft.

- Really?
- In a month.

What does an overdraft mean?

The amount of five salaries,
which you will pay over time.

- The amount of my salary?
- That�s right.

I see. Five salaries, five months...

I�ll get 3,000 out of 30,000...
that�s 27,000 left...

Pardon my asking,
I�m not familiar with the procedure.

Could I get... let�s say...
six overdrafts?

No, you can�t.

How come you are unaccompanied?
Where is your sweetheart?

- It smells so good!
- Stop�s making fun of me!

- What�s the tasty dish you�re making?
- Broccoli soup.

Broccoli!

How are you, Mircea?
How is Alexandra?

Could you borrow me some money?

You think I have access to the money?
It�s in the lady banker�s hand.

There�s no chance.

Your mom is buying
new furniture for your room again.

Who knows what other plans she�s got.

Here�s 300 lei.

One hundred... two hundred...
Just take it!

Don�t tell your mom
or she�ll kill us both!

- My darling!
- Yes.

I wasn�t talking to you.

Come to mummy.
I need to tell you something.

Don�t tell your mom about it!

Here�s 500 lei.

Take it, but don�t tell your dad.
He�d go crazy about it!

How about that plot of land
from my grandparents?

It�s all yours. But we need
to get the inheritance papers ready.

How long will that take?

Two or three years.

Until then, I will give you money.

I�m stuck, it�s a bad moment
to come to me.

I�ve just bought a new office building
and I can�t even afford the oil.

If you shake me well, you won�t see
200 lei fall from my pockets.

- Won�t you see the indoor pool?
- No, thanks, I�m in a hurry.

If you need cash,
you know what you need to do?

Go to someone who�s had
a wedding party recently.

That guy... that�s his name?

Cucu!

Oh wait, you can�t!

Not after that social media thing.
Sorry, I forgot about that.

Great post! It made me laugh.

- You don�t want to come inside?
- No, thank you.

10 seconds, that�s all they needed

to blow up an ATM machine
in the capital,

after they had stolen 10,000 euros.

The scene was recorded
by a surveillance camera

and it shows a new method of robbery.

The thieves are still free.

The footage captures
all the steps taken by the criminals.

COULD YOU LEND ME SOME MONEY?

One of them is dressed
in a green cape.

The hood is pulled over his head.

He introduces
the explosive into the ATM

on a sort of pizza board,
as the police said.

The second one is joining him soon,

he takes a quick look,

then the two of them leave hurriedly...

GOLD JEWELS
DIAMONDS

Oh good Lord, what have you done?

What are you doing here?
Please leave!

Is that the way you treat customers?

I�m here to buy something. Can I?

Could you please show me that ring?

Picking this precise shop
to buy a ring for a call girl!

- How much is that one?
- 4,000 lei.

- And the one with the smaller stone?
- 2,500 lei.

Could you please try it a bit,
for me to see better?

I can�t tell just by seeing it there.

It looks great.

I was thinking... since it looks great
on you, and you look great too,

...I wanted to ask you to be my wife.

What?

If you want to be my wife,
and have a wedding party

with 400 people.

Are you serious?

Alexandra, will you marry me?

Yes, stupid. I surely do!

But... I noticed
you didn�t kneel down.

I am wearing light colors,

I didn�t want to get my pants dirty
on this day.

You didn�t bring me flowers either.

There�s a flower shop here, in the Mall.

We'll go there
and you pick the right flowers.

Or I could give you the money.

Tell me where you booked
a table for tonight.

For tonight?

I thought we�d go home.

I cleaned the house,
picked my underwear and my socks,

I even took the garbage out.

I�ll cook cheese macaroni,
my own recipe.

We�re going to a restaurant
to celebrate.

You once told me about...

You said employees get 20% discount.

Mircea!

Or wedding ring vouchers.

Take a picture of me, will you?

Alexandra, isn�t that The Motans?

Yes. People who come here
don�t mind high prices.

Good evening.
I can recommend you wine.

We have a special edition
from Ceptura wine house.

Is there a special offer, a discount?

Mircea!

Please bring us a bottle.
We have a special reason to celebrate.

There�s no point
in taking the whole bottle.

You can take one glass, then a refill.
I won�t drink.

- It�s a pity to waste a whole bottle.
- Please bring us a bottle.

For starter,
I would like risotto with pesto,

tomato and cheese textures...

Won�t you take the cucumber consomm�?
I�ve always wanted to try it.

- I�m not really hungry.
- Please bring us one of that.

For the main course,
I would like the duck breast,

cauliflower, sweet red pepper
and velout�...

- Celery and black chanterelle steak...
- Are you that hungry?

For dessert, I would like...

It�d be a pity for you to gain weight
before the wedding.

Pistachio mousse
with black chocolate crust.

Excellent choice!

Where can I see the prices?

I thought of what you said.
You were absolutely right.

About what exactly?

About wedding parties for the money.

You are right.
We�re not getting married for the money.

We just want to feel good.

And do only what we want.
Without compromise.

Don�t listen to me when I�m upset.

I talk nonsense.
I don�t believe it myself!

Let�s keep a balance of everything.

That�s my opinion.

I can�t wait. We have one year
to get everything ready by the book.

Here�s my opinion about it.

I feel there�s a special spark
between us.

Let�s not waste it!
Let�s do a quick wedding party!

Why wait for a year?

Let�s be spontaneous!
Let�s do it in two or three months!

In three months?
What are you talking about?

You�ve had enough of being
Miss Spermezan, haven�t you?

Indeed, but... it may be too late
to book make-up and hairstyle.

So our wedding date
depends on the hairstylist?

Can�t you do your hair yourself
at home?

I like it a lot when you do your hair.

Do it myself?

It�s the most important day of my life.
I want to feel like a princess.

There�s spa, massage, make-up, hairstyle,
manicure, pedicure, waxing...

I want to feel spoiled for once.

Any idea how much this bill was?

2,500 fucking lei!
I could use it for my new tooth.

At least try to eat that up!

Grande Vista hall has 600 seats.
It can be extended to 1,200 seats.

Only for premium weddings,
which is not your case.

We are interested in renting it.

For August.

You�re in luck. There�s a date
in August which is now available.

Great! That�s perfect.

- 24 August 2025. Will that do?
- Yes.

2025? We�d like a date in August
this year!

This year? You are so funny!

Our first date is available
in November next year.

That�s too cold. Let�s wait
for the summer in two years� time.

Two years!

We may even die in two years.

Is there a waiting list?
In case someone cancels.

Nobody cancels two months before.

The advance fee is paid,
dress and rings are bought...

Nobody cancels.

How about weekdays?

Mircea! No way!

Of course I remember you, Mr. Mihai.

I mean Calin... or Alin.

Everybody is asking about you here.

They�re asking about Mr. Calin.
I mean, Alin.

When would you like
your drive test to be?

This August. About 400 people.

We�ll wait for you tomorrow.

No, I can�t wait until next year!

Everyone is getting married!

Mirciulica! How are you, buddy?

- How are you, Mirciulica?
- Fine. I�m busy.

- Have you had a haircut?
- No.

Or you�ve been
to a cool barber shop.

You look so... alive!
I love your rebel look.

I was admiring you...
Looking like Tom Hardy!

Tell me what you want, Ionu?.

No... well, I don�t want anything.

If you can replace me
at a drive test tomorrow.

Where do you need to go?

I�m going to a funeral.

A high-school mate has died
in a car cash, poor guy.

You don�t say!
Inventing such a lame excuse!

I mean it. He was supposed
to get married in two months.

- Where was the wedding supposed to be?
- At... Wonderland.

I can show you the invitation
if you don�t believe me.

What�s his name?
I mean, what was his name?

Cristi Stanciu.

- Stanciu...
- Do you know him?

No, I don�t.

So he�s not getting married anymore.

How could be get married,
if he is dead?

Sure...

How about his wife?

His wife is devastated.
She can�t stop crying.

But... I mean
she�s not getting married, right?

Are you stupid?
Get married to the dead guy?

- Mircea, will you help me out?
- Sure I will.

- Have you forgotten anything?
- No, I�m here to rend the place.

I�ve just heard there�s availability
in August this year.

Here? I know nothing about that.

Unfortunately, the man
to get married on 19 August has died.

So theoretically he can�t get married.

Mr. Cristi Stanciu.

I�ll check that right away.
Just a second.

I hope it�s not true.

Hello! I�m calling
from the wedding hall.

Oh dear! I�m so sorry to hear it!

Of course, we�ll find a solution.

My sincere condolences!

It looks like you were right.

It�s incredible!
Man�s life is so fragile!

Right.

- So the hall is available?
- Yes.

Then I�ll take it.
It would a pity not to use it.

And I can also help you guys out.

- You just need to pay the advance fee.
- Talking about the advance fee,

I know the fee has been already paid
by the family of the deceased.

In such cases, we give
the money back to the family.

Absolutely. That�s nice of you,
great job!

Great!

The dead guy was not going
to get married anyway.

The guy was dead.

Don�t worry, it won�t bite.

Here comes the groom.

Let�s have a glass!

- Welcome to our house!
- Thank you.

Aren�t you drinking?

Sorry, I can�t drink that.

Then the bad luck
will stay in my house.

That�s how women are.

They say they refuse at first,
then they get to ask for it.

Cheers! And good luck!

Let me show you our riches!

Mircea has struck it lucky.

Please don�t take her
to the manure in the stables!

Of course I will. She can�t wait!

Don't hit your head.

Everything is my work.
It�s almost new.

The roof, everything...
All lined up nicely.

Do you like it?

I had only one cow at the beginning.

And now I have Joiana, Mar?olea...
Codru?a at the back.

And that�s Lunaia, my favorite.
I have 50 cows now.

- What�s this one called?
- That one?

That�s new,
it doesn�t have a name yet.

But I have an idea
about the name I�ll give her.

I wanted to have many cows,

so that Alexandra
should never have to work.

I�ve told her and I repeat.

As long as I live,
you don�t need to work at all.

Especially as an assistant
at the Mall.

She could have assisted us here
with the cows.

Mircea, grab the pitchfork over there!

Go behind the cow
and I will take a picture of you.

Let him be, daddy.

- Come on!
- What are you doing?

- Do it!
- Mircea!

Yeah, that�s good.

A bit to the right. Don�t move.

Mircea...

And now, smile! Smile!

Good.

I�ll post it on Facebook, to show
my son-in-law to the world.

Here�s some more bread.

I�ll leave it here.

Not that fast. You look like
you�ve starved for a week.

Haven�t I?

Mom, won�t you have some?

You know that
eating lard makes me sick.

You are such a good cook!

As good as my mother.

I wanted it to be even tastier, but...

They�ve never had tastier food.

Everything here is home grown.

Everything is bio, eco,
no plastic or chemicals.

Go make a coffee,
maybe they�d like to have some.

We have a special machine.
We just press the button.

- You know what?
- I�d like a coffee.

Let�s talk about the event.

These lovebirds will have
their wedding in three months.

Just a sec.
Let�s take them one by one.

First of all,
Mircea hasn�t asked for her hand.

I asked her, and she said yes.

You haven�t asked me.

Please, daddy, that�s outdated.

No it�s not, because I say so!

I have only one daughter.

Mr. Spermezan, do you really
think this is necessary?

- Yes, I do.
- Why?

Because I say so.

I�ll... go and make some coffee.

So tell me, Mirciulica...

- We�d better go...
- Wait!

I would like to ask
for Alexandra�s hand.

Right...

Because I love her
and I want to be with her.

And...?

And...

I�ll respect her and take care of her.

And everything will be fine.

- Say something about me, too.
- Daddy, please.

And it would be a huge honor
to be part of the Spermezan family.

See you can do it?
Great, I like it!

I�m giving you her hand in marriage.
Cheers! To our big united family!

How many guests are you inviting
from your side?

They will decide whom
they want to invite, then we�ll see.

We have our list of people
who owe us money.

We attended their weddings,
so they have an obligation to come.

- 200 guests on our side.
- At least 200.

No need to keep that tradition.
I don�t want to invite the whole village.

Wait a second,
why shouldn�t they come?

You said that you didn�t want
strangers to your wedding.

Wait, you got me wrong.

Who�s the godfather on Mircea�s side?

- It�s their choice, not mine.
- Alexandra has her godfather already.

- I do? Who is that?
- What do you mean? Cucu, who else?

Our godfather�s son.
It�s tradition in our family.

Which Cucu?

Cucu, who had his wedding
a couple of weeks ago.

The guy with the envelope?

Exactly!

Great, so you�re buddies.

Do what? Be your godfather?

Just a sec.

The godfather... the one and the only.

My gift is �minus 300�.

Do you like it?

Mircea?

Mircea!

I found my wedding dress in Italy!

- In Italy?
- Yes.

- He�s not in. Let�s leave.
- You haven�t even knocked.

Not that loud.
You�ll wake everyone up.

- Are you here to bring me the 300 lei?
- I�d like to say I�m sorry.

Let me see the money.

Don�t look at her.
Let me see the money!

I have 250 lei.

The flower pot was 200 lei.

Mircea!

Just joking. Please come inside.

You nearly shit your pants.

- My respects to you.
- Yeah right, your respects...

I found that funny.

The godmother was a bit upset.

No, not at all.
I was not upset about it.

I�m sorry, I didn�t mean
to make you feel bad.

Did you like our wedding?

Yes, it was a great wedding.

Too bad I had a toothache that day.

It was my fault, not yours.

It was a model wedding.
If ours were at least half that great...

That would be impossible.

- No?
- No...

When I had my first wedding,
I knew nothing.

I even lost money.

Do you know a thing about weddings?

Weddings...

The first one is the appetizer.
You just take a small bite.

Then you feel like
you�re hungry for more.

The second wedding is the main dish.

So you�re up for dessert, right?

Yes. I mean, not necessarily.

You can have second main dish,
then dessert.

But we�d like to get married only once.

That�s what I said, too.

You could at least
encourage them a bit.

Everything will be fine.

What do you have in mind
for your stag party?

I don�t really believe in stag parties.

I think we borrowed it
from the Americans.

I think so, too.

Oh, come on!

You have to have your stag party.

That�s the best part of the wedding.
I mean, your wife comes first.

You invite your friends
and bring booze, �cake�...

All the fine things.

And the stag party...

Who pays... I mean,
who organizes it? The godfather?

The godfather?

- The godfather?
- The godfather?

I have no idea.

No. You pay for it, you organize it.

You really are stupid.

Do you like this one?

- How much is it?
- 15,000 lei.

- A bit too much.
- Too much?

- Being stingy about the dress?
- I confess I�d be a bit stingy about it.

This one is
an Italian designer�s creation.

It looks fabulous.

Italian? What do they have to do
with Romanian weddings?

I think Italy and
Italian fashion is an overstatement.

You�d say they invented the radio.

They did invent the radio.

How about this one?
I like it a lot.

That�s Romanian.

This one, for sure!
Just look at you!

You are gorgeous!

Right?

Romanians make great thinks,
but we don�t appreciate them.

How much is this one?

18,000, but there�s a 20% discount.

That�s 15,000...

A Romanian dress, right?

It�s just as expensive.

But at least the Italians
have a fashion tradition.

I�d say we take the Italian dress.

That�s not what I meant.

We should be open...

to cheaper... err... to more
advantageous opportunities.

The dress is expensive, but
you could sell it after the wedding.

Why don�t we buy a second hand dress?

How about a second hand bride for you?

- Well, technically speaking...
- Mircea!

Please stop being stingy.
We�re getting married once.

I can pay 3,000 euros for my dress,
since the cameraman costs 5,000.

Are we paying the cameraman 5,000?
Is the guy coming from Hollywood?

That�s the general price.

We shouldn�t record anything.
Let�s enjoy the moment

instead of staring at the camera
the whole day.

Right, we won�t record the best day
of our lives because you are stingy.

How about music?
Are you inviting Lady Gaga?

No, Carmen Chindri?.

- Folk music?
- No, party and dance music.

I haven�t heard of her, but that means
she�s not expensive.

She�s not expensive, just 8,000 euros.

Just 8,000 euros?

It�s an orchestra of 12 people.

That�s 12 people to feed.

So that will be 8,000 euros
plus food.

Hello. Sorry if I�m... disturbing you.

Hold on, I need to go to the toilet.

No, I�m not going. I can hold it.

Go on!

Is Mister at home?

Mister?

The sir who lives here.

Dark eyes, dark skin...

I mean, dark complexion.
A nice guy. A very good man.

Do you know him?

Teo!

- Come!
- Shall I come in?

Sure.

You said you didn�t have money.

See you can find the money
if you really want it?

Right... but I�m here for something else.

I can�t offer you a delay.

Asking that would be lack of respect.

So what do you want this time?

I need some more money.

Instead of paying me back,
you�re asking for more!

If you put it that way,
it sounds a bit off.

Are you taking me for a bank,
asking me to refinance your loan?

Where could I go?

I thought you�d get upset
if I went to another financer.

It�s a matter of loyalty

and a basic principle in life,
in general.

Let�s say I am a bank.

When you ask for a loan from a bank,

they ask for a guarantee from you.

Absolutely.

- And you are a waster.
- Absolutely.

I�m proposing a business.

Maybe I should call it
a secure business idea.

And you know how businesses work.

You put some money in,
then you take money out.

What kind of business is it?

My wedding.

Is that a business?

I was married once, but that was
the worst business idea of my life.

If you have two minutes,
I will tell you about my business plan.

A pessimistic plan would be
150 euros per capita.

Multiplied by 500 people
that�s around 75,000 euro,

minus 25,000 euros expenditure and...

Wait.

I remember I know you.

You�re the guy with the Facebook post
saying that you hated weddings.

Yes, that�s me.

So you do like weddings after all.

Romanian weddings
are a beautiful tradition.

How much do you want?

WEDDING BUDGET

Mircea!

Come here!

- How are you, sonny?
- Hello! How come you�re here?

I�m here because I�d like you
to pick your car. Do you like this one?

- For me?
- Yes, if you want it.

Yes, but I have
other things to handle now.

This one will be my present for you.

- Thank you, but there�s no need to do it.
- Mircea...

You are my son from now on.

But I'm bothered by something.

I have no son
to take my name further.

You have a daughter.
With God�s help, you�ll have grandsons.

But they won�t have my name.

You know what?

Won�t you take my name?

- Petre?
- Hell, no.

My surname, Spermezan.

How should I take it?

When you sign the papers
at the register office,

you will take her surname
and I will buy this car for you.

- How about that?
- Spermezan...

It�s an interesting name.
And pretty unique.

You don�t find it often and...

- It inspires masculinity, power.
- Spot on!

Forget about this one,
it�s too small.

You can choose any car you want.

This car is not worth the money.

I can�t let you pay 40,000 euros
for this car.

You�d better give me 20,000.
You will handle the wedding anyway...

Give you 20,000!

That�s the 50,000...

Here I�m carrying the dollars...

I think this is where I put 20,000.

So it�s a deal, right?

Here�s 20,000!

Best of luck to you,
Mr. Mircea Spermezan!

That sounds great! Mircea Spermezan!

I�m off now, see you soon.

You�d have sold even your mom.

What could I do, grandma?

Actually, you�d make less money
selling your mom.

Why are you here?
You said I wouldn�t see you again.

Not until I bring you the money.

Here is the 15,000 euros
so I don�t pay interest. How�s that?

The money you gave me yesterday.
I�m giving it back today.

Here�s your 15,000 euros!

So you�re giving me back 15,000?

You gave it to me yesterday,
barely few hours ago.

Let me put it differently.

How much do you think
it�s fair to give me?

Seeing that I�m just starting out in life
and that you are a nice guy

and that the economy is bad.
I think you will understand

and accept the same amount
that you lent me.

Is that so?

Isn�t it?

I don�t know.

Hundred euros for your trouble
would be normal.

I don�t even leave my bed
for 100 euros.

- Two hundred euros?
- I don�t even open the window for 200.

Three hundred euros.

If you have 300,
you surely have 400.

Hold this. I�ll work on the interest.

Here�s 500.
Give me back the change, 100 euros.

Should I come back tomorrow
for the change?

Mr. Mircea, hello and welcome!

- Where have you been?
- I needed to buy something at the shop.

I see you are empty-handed.

I went to see what�s new in the shop.

- And what�s new?
- I had an emergency, so I left.

- You mean an urgent client?
- No, a family matter.

So sorry your job here
is in your way.

My mother called me,
a water pipe burst in the house.

Your shitty excuses again!

Listen up. Sales meeting
at 3 o�clock in my office.

For everybody!

Mr. Mircea, please join me now,
so we can finish quickly.

Mircea, Mircea, Mircea!

We had a deal, right?
You were supposed to sell.

- Right.
- And how�s it going?

Very well.
I have several potential customers,

whom I keep interested,
like you taught me,

I send them messages,
I 'like' their posts...

- It�s going really well.
- Great!

And how about selling properly?

As for selling properly,
I haven�t sold anything yet.

After two months and a half,
what I get from you is...

Where is it?

Zero sales.

I disagree.

I wouldn�t call it zero sales.
I�d say zero with high potential.

Like the silence
before the sales storms.

The silence before the sales storms.
I like it, let me write it down.

Meanwhile, please write down
your resignation.

Leave it with the HR girls.

Mircea, thank you.

If you give me two months,

I will be highly productive
and you will be surprised.

I�m going through a hard period,
but that will pass.

Are you on your period?

No, no. I�m having my wedding
on 19 August.

Congratulations!
May you have a happy marriage!

Write your resignation
so you have more time to prepare.

If you are productive,
you�ll have time to buy a nice dress.

Right. Talking about that,
I�d like to invite you to my wedding.

You mean, you made zero sales

and now you want to take me
to a financial hole?

Honestly, it would be fantastic

if you accepted to be my godfather.

Mircea...

My standards are too high
for you to live up to them.

How dare you ask me
to be your godfather?

Yes, you are right.

But I believe godfathers
need to be models.

A successful man,

an entrepreneur,
a man who built an empire,

so that I can learn from you.

Honestly,
I�m not looking for a godfather,

I�m looking for a mentor.

I can�t find that in any of my friends
or anyone else.

It would be an honor for me
if you accepted to be my godfather.

Why don�t you use this discourse
to sell my cars?

Why don�t you tell these stories
to the clients?

- Honestly?
- Honestly!

Because I believe in you more
than I believe in the cars outside.

- That�s why.
- Shut up, please.

I may be wrong.

Shut up, just shut up.
I accept, just shut up.

It would be helpful for me
if we talked about my firing

...after the wedding.

Why?

It would be better for both of us.

Having a jobless godson.
wouldn�t be good for you.

Stop the sweet-talking
and go prepare the wedding!

- Thank you.
- Good luck!

So you lied to the king of liars!

Good job!
That means you�re good at it, too.

I needed to bring 600 people

in order to get enough money,
or I was dead.

Dead like the guy
with the wedding hall?

And the whole city knew about my post.
How could I invite them to my own wedding?

I�d like to invite you to my wedding.

I�m trying to give that up completely,
because it�s not healthy for me.

Your post inspired me.

Don�t take me as an example.
I often talk nonsense. I deleted the post.

- But you were right about it.
- I surely was not.

- I have a meeting, excuse me.
- What meeting? You�re being impossible!

15 YEARS SINCE 8TH GRADE
CLASS OF 8B

Hi, my dear classmates.
I miss you a lot.

How about meeting to celebrate

fifteen years
since we graduated 8th grade?

I�m getting married this summer.

Why not meet at my wedding?
That would be super cool.

Anyway, you are all invited.

Just a question. Are you still
in touch with classes 8C and 8A?

Thanks a bunch.

- CATALIN LEFT THE GROUP
- ISABELA LEFT THE GROUP

Florin?

Sorry, do I know you?

I bumped into your car some time ago.

On the bridge.

On Christmas day.

You wanted to hit me.

- Oh yeah, the guy with the Golf!
- Yes. I�m driving a BMW now.

I wasn�t mad at you.

I would have done the same.

You know what?

I believe everything happens for a reason
and I�d like to be friends,

to go out together,
have a coffee or a beer,

invite you to my wedding
on 19 August.

Your wedding?
I don�t even know your name.

Mircea. You wrote it down
in the amicable agreement.

- We�ve nothing to do with one another.
- Are you sure, Florin?

We both do our shopping at Profi.

We both have driving licenses...

I need to go.
See you around.

How? Give me your phone number.

Florin!

- Hello!
- Hello!

- I won the beer in my app.
- We apply the discount at the end.

- The discount? Isn�t it free?
- 100%.

I will pay full price
for the bread and p�t�.

With meal vouchers.

Lenu?a, three years have passed.
May God forgive his sins.

May God forgive his sins,
as he had many.

Take a bread roll and brandy.

It would be a great honor for us
if you could come to our wedding.

Oh Mircea! Oh dear!

This is your grandfather�s memorial
service. God forbid!

He would have liked that.

He enjoyed life, he loved dancing...

Wrong time to hand out the invites.
There are so many bread rolls left!

Couldn�t you find a better moment?

19 August.

It�s not okay to get married in two
months and expect people to come.

You should�ve sent out
the invitations earlier.

Take it as a relaxing moment
after a hard week at work.

Forget it, I will have 20 such
relaxing moments this year.

But my wedding will be great.

You all say that.

You promise it will be different.

You�d better tell me
who�s the singer.

I don�t know. Some folk singer...
Carmen Chindri?.

Swear that Carmen
is singing at your wedding.

- Swear it!
- Do you know her?

Are you crazy? Of course.

That�s my ringtone.
Call me!

I�m calling Cristi, so you can see.

The day you kissed me...

That�s her!

You turned my life upside down

That�s her.

I know that one.
This girl is coming to my wedding!

She�s super! She�s pure talent!

I offer the best to my guests.

- Yeah, right. You had no idea who she was.
- I know she�s bomb.

She�s got 40 million followers
on YouTube, so I invited her.

- Hello? How are you, sweetie?
- I�m a bit busy with Cristi and Adi.

I miss you.

I�m kind of in the same situation.

Come home. I want to be with you.

I see and I agree to your proposal

and I will get back to you later.

I love you. Bye!

That�s great.
I�m sharing your opinion.

The day when you invited me

You turned my holiday upside down

A bit higher.

I�ll teach you...

Good evening!

What was Alexandra doing?
Just lying down?

- No, laid on the table.
- Food?

Yeah, breast, thighs...

And many others. So fine.

Good evening!

Good to see you.
Let me show you the invitation!

Forget it. How about my invitation?

Yeah... It�s fine.

I like it. Let me show you this.

This is the cover.

- What the hell is this?
- With a color picture of our guest.

Like an invitation to a concert.

Are you marrying me or her?
She seems to be the star.

Guci buci, you are my star.

It�s a trick to convince people.
I have received 20 confirmations today.

Come on...

Hello?

Is Carmen Chindri?
coming to your wedding?

I can�t wait
to dance and have fun!

Thanks. See you!

- I told you.
- You told me.

How about the other invitation,
police officer?

I�m interested.

Follow me, if you�re interested.

I have some things to solve,
just a quick call,

then I�ll come to talk about all
the infringements I�ve committed.

- I�ll be there in a minute.
- Don�t make me wait too long.

I�ve got the message.

- Good morning!
- Good morning!

- Breakfast is served.
- Thank you.

Mircea...

What�s this?

We�ve run out of bread
and we had plenty of rolls left,

so why throw them away?

And here�s dessert.

- Enjoy your meal, Mrs. Spermezan!
- Thank you.

Won�t you call me Mrs. Popa,
so we get used to it?

Yeah...

By the way,
your parents helped us a lot

and I talked to your dad,
who is such a special person,

a great guy really,

and I know how important
that is for him.

Honestly, it�s no big deal for me.

- What?
- Taking your name.

I like the sound of it, and that�s
what attracted me about you.

If that makes your parents
happy, it�s the least I can do.

Do what?

Take your surname.
We�ll be the Spermezans.

Cut the bullshit!
You can�t take my name!

I�ve been looking forward
to getting rid of this surname.

- But why?
- Really now! Spermezan?

Everyone made fun
of my name in school...

No! No way, I said no!

They made fun of your name?

How about my name?
They called me the Pope, Poppers,

Poppycock, Popeye...

He gave you money, didn�t he?

How much?

You know money didn�t matter.

I was so sure.
That�s his style, of course.

We�ll see about this.

- Are you calling him?
- Yes. Get out!

Give him my regards.

Hi, daddy!

Long live Mr. Spermezan!

Ionu?, I would like you
to be with me

when I take the big step.

Here�s an invitation
to my wedding on 19 August.

That�s nice! Where...
Where�s the party?

At the Wonderland.

Mircea, you took the venue
from Cristi, my dead friend.

Come on! The date was available.

The living are one thing,
and the dead are another thing.

Nothing is changing.
You�ll still go to a wedding.

It did change! Meanwhile,
I got some days off.

The guy has just died
and you feel like going on a holiday.

You stole his wedding date.
It�s a sin, you know!

And I�m not going to Greece
to have fun with women.

I�m going to Greece to find myself,

to pray for the dead guy.

Do as you wish.

But our boss will be the godfather.

- Our boss will be the godfather?
- Sure.

You�ll prove that you�re not
a team player.

If I were our boss, I�d suffer
to see that the team is not united.

Not coming to see the boss
as a godfather would be so wrong.

How come the boss is his godfather?

He promised
to be my godfather first.

Why are we here?

We were supposed to get
some brandy for your stag party.

We�d better stay here and talk,

have a beer, good brandy
and some grill.

- You mean, here?
- Why not?

Are you stupid?

I thought you�d take us to see chicks
in a club, not these chickens!

We can talk better here,
there�s no loud noise.

We could even talk about cars,
business...

In a club we could not say a word
to each other.

Well, all right after all...

You�re almost asking us
to work, Mircea!

Almost asking our boss to work.
Look at his new shirt!

How could you
bring a gentleman here?

Come on, it�s a rustic place,
there�s fresh air here.

It smells like shit,
like manure to be more precise.

Right.

Want us to have your stag party here?
How dare you bring me here?

Fine, you�re not taking me abroad
to celebrate, but why here?

- Good evening!
- Oh, hello, grandma!

This place is pure heaven.

Your face says you�re lying.
I don�t believe a thing.

Grandma is so much fun!

Grandma is the best.

Let�s go to a striptease show!

I know a place.

You know what women are like
there? So fine!

We�re going!

- Go where?
- To a striptease show.

Striptease? Can�t you see
you�re older than I am?

- A long as I still can do it.
- You can�t, the door is locked.

You really think I�ll let you
take my grandson do crazy things?

Grandma is right.

Grandma is the best.

Stop telling lies.
Go and start the fire!

Sure, I�ll do it.

- Ionu?, go take care of it!
- Yes, sir.

Ionu?, it�s not you I asked.
Stay there!

You go!
I am the boss here.

- Go and start the fire!
- Sorry, boss.

Sure, in a minute.

- I can do it.
- No, that�s fine, I�ll do it.

Sorry, boss.

Stop fidgeting
or the bench will break.

Stop eating that much.
Can�t you see how fat you are?

My dear godson,
I can see you�re after money.

- What do you mean?
- I mean...

You want to make money.

And that�s why you�re so greedy.

This is the first stag party
at grandma�s place!

I wanted a nostalgic touch. When I was
a kid, this was my favorite place.

Stop the sweet talk!
Just like your other godfather.

Admit that you�re stingy
and want to make money.

No...

I�m just careful
about how I spend my money.

If you want to make money,
I can be your wedding consultant.

I can help you cut costs
and organize better.

- You could?
- Sure.

That would be great.

That would be 3,000 euros.

- How much?
- Just kidding, buddy.

How could I ask for that much
from a guy like you?

A thousand euros would be fine.

We�ll compensate it.

I won't give you money
at the wedding.

Hey, grandpa! Cucu!

- Are you deaf? Can�t you hear me?
- I head you say �grandpa�.

It suits you well, doesn�t it?

- You feel like joking.
- Touch�.

We offer the following menu options.

Classical starter is 60 lei
and the premium starter is 100 lei.

Can we taste both of them?

I believe starter is important.
Then they get drunk and...

We�ll take the premium. It looks good,
everyone will like it.

Great.

I like the classical one better.

Salami, ham and horseradish,
eggplant stuffed tomatoes.

You know what you eat,
it's no weird mix.

If you don�t mind,
I�ll make a suggestion.

I recommend the premium starter.

The classical one is more
for the countryside folks.

Perfect. Most of your guests come
from the countryside, don�t they?

What do you think, godfather?

I�d say we listen to miss.

- Miss or Mrs.
- Miss.

Miss has experience,
she�s an expert.

She seems mature, but
not too much, just about perfect.

Let�s focus on the drinks options.

The all-inclusive choice
is 100 lei per person.

For everyone.

A pregnant woman
will hardly drink anything.

Yet she will have to pay 100 lei.

Some are binge drinkers,

they empty bottle after bottle,

while others don�t drink,
so we�re after an average here.

That�s right.

But we insist on having cappuccino,
don�t we?

Then I propose the superior option,
for 120 lei per person.

That�s 20 lei more, per person.

Multiplied by 600 that�s
2,500 euros more for the cappuccino.

Let me tell you about cappuccino.

Lactose is not good for you.

And you never know
where the milk comes from.

And you end up with an allergy...

What do you think about it, godfather?

Take the cappuccino, don�t be stingy!

Let�s add the cappuccino!

I wonder what Angela wants now.

Let me watch the film.

I will tell you about it.

Bye for now.

Tell me!

Open the window! Had I known it would
be so cramped, we�d meet at our place.

We thought we�d be
away from the stables for once.

You don�t say!

You�re not having an easy life
with the lady. My respect!

Forget it. Let�s have some brandy.

Have brandy with you
wearing this shirt?

This is suitable for juice,
not for spirits.

Here�s what I wanted to say.

I need five big tables in the front.

The first table is
for my hunting buddies.

Don�t seat your aunt near her sister.
They had a fight.

No problem. We�ll have her sister
sit near Mihai?a, the looney guy.

- Sit near Mihai?a, the looney guy?
- Yes, but we won�t serve him alcohol.

We�ll serve him water instead of brandy.
He won�t tell anyway...

Give me a bit of brandy, my friend.
I�m choking.

This is ethanol!
Are you going to poison me?

Is this brandy?
Look at that!

Getting back to our point.
So we�ll seat aunt Rodi here.

Don�t give me this look!
Why don't you want to see her again?

She got hit by a horse
and her face is a bit crooked.

As for the Lady Mayor and the priest,

we should get them a special place,

a big table,
like a small presidium table.

If I get that right, the country
people will sit at the front

and our guests
will be kicked out in the street.

Are country people only good
for bringing money?

Can we give our opinion,
since it is our wedding?

- Do what?
- Tell our opinion.

Tell your opinion?

Won�t you go
and wash my car instead?

While you wash the car,
we�ll finish planning.

Could we seat our aunt
at your table?

At my son�s wedding, I�ll share
the table with the people I like.

Oh dear, that means
the groom�s father is out of the plan!

- What would you like to confess?
- The usual stuff.

I drank.

I cursed.

I lied.

- And the sin of fornication?
- That, too.

Alone, too?

Mostly alone.

Is there a burden you�re feeling?

Could you tell me if you are coming?

The restaurant is waiting
for our confirmation.

It�s not the best place to ask,
please forgive me, Father.

Please try to understand me.

I forgive you
and I absolve you of all your sins.

In the name of the Father, and of
the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

So can I count on you?

One, two,

three, four...

We�ll make a fool of ourselves
dancing the waltz tomorrow.

There�s no point practicing.

Not that one...

- But it will be easier to dance, right?
- Yeah?

Are you nervous about tomorrow?

I surely am.

What are you most afraid of?

I don�t know.

I want everything to turn out right,
so we don�t look silly.

Everything will turn out fine.

- Yeah?
- I promise.

How about you?

What are you most afraid of?

I hope everything will be fine.
The guests, the money,

being able to pay back everything.

I don�t worry about the money,
there will be many guests.

It�s just that I have some...
small debt that I need to pay back.

It�s normal, I do too.

You do?

Mine is a bit special.

I have big debts, but it will be
just fine, as you said.

Mircea?

I will understand, no matter what.

I know.

Thank you.

Well...

The thing is... I...

I need to pay back 30,000 euros
to a gentleman, a sort of money lender.

Ha, ha?

I accidentally hit his car and...

- You�re kidding, aren�t you?
- Not really.

Mircea, how could you...?

It was an accident, of course.

I hit his car a couple of months ago,
and I have to pay him back now.

Why didn�t you tell me?

We were both busy
with the wedding.

I didn�t want to stress you out.

That�s why you wanted us
to get married.

Guci buci, listen to me.

That�s why you rushed everything.

You don�t give a damn about me.
You�re using me for money.

Listen to me.
I love you, do you believe me?

When it happened, I...

Aren�t you ashamed to lie?

Listen to me...

Let me go. It�s all over now!

- Alexandra, could you calm down...?
- Leave me alone!

Could you calm down, please?

Could you leave me alone, please?

Are you calling your dad?

I don�t care, anyway.

This is the bride
who�s getting married tomorrow.

Good evening!

I�m calling to cancel the wedding.

- Alexandra, please...
- Leave me alone!

What do you mean?

We�re not coming tomorrow.
We had a fight, and separated...

I do understand, miss.
It happens often.

The menus are ready,
and need to be paid.

I�d say you have the wedding,
then you can separate.

Hello?

Now the jacket. Perfect.
Mircea, be happier...

Excellent. The godfather
should fasten his cuffs. Perfect!

He�s fine. Mom won�t have
a more handsome son anyway.

Mircea�s mother.
Where are you? Please join us.

Where were you?

What�s this over here?

He�s just perfect.

The fiddlers stop now.

Let us talk less and listen more.

Mircea is leaving his family today,

his loving mother, his beloved father.

In this moment of separation,
if he has done anything wrong

he kindly asks you to be forgiven.

- Say it out loud!
- Shut up. Are you drunk?

What could he say?
He�s leaving our house.

He�s moving into the bride�s house.
It�s been all perfect so far.

We are a bit late.

I have the identity cards.

Let the music play
while we go the cars.

Wait!

Are you leaving already?

This is a Christian house.
How about Our Lord�s Prayer?

Sure, grandma, we�ll say the prayer.

�In the name of the Father, and of
the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name.

Thy Kingdom come,
Thy wish will be done, on earth..."

Stop crying!

Please tidy her veil.

Alexandra, give me a happy look!

Come, let�s have a picture!

Let that towel show!
It�s 100 years old.

Yes, sure.

- God helped us come to you.
- God sent you here.

Long live the bride�s father!

We brought his hardy son-in-law.

Come, be brave, join your sweetheart!

Don�t touch me
or the lipstick will smudge.

Give her the bouquet.

�Dear bride, say farewell
to your mother and father,

To your brothers and sisters,
To the flowers in the garden.�

Please have some natural products.

Best of luck!

These are all natural goodies.

The bride is better at drinking
than you are, grandson!

Try this cake.
You�ve never had a tastier one.

I�m happy that you are my son�s
father-in-law and mother...

Is that nut?

Citizen Mircea Popa,

by your own free will,

will you take citizen
Alexandra Spermezan to be your wife?

I do.

Citizen Alexandra Spermezan,

by your own free will,

will you take citizen Mircea Popa
to be your husband?

I do.

Louder, Alexandra.

I do.

All statutory requirements are fulfilled.

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

You may come and sign the papers.

A round of applause for the new family,
the Spermezan family!

Popa, dear Mayor. Popa.

Forget it, leave it.
It�s better this way.

Did you know about it?

Did you know
he�d take her name?

You knew it and didn�t tell me.

I knew nothing about it.
I�m going to faint. Spermezan!

Happy wedding, Mircea Spermezan!

Let�s go! We�ve got
nothing to do with this.

Mircea dear, don�t sign!

Weddings are so emotional!

Mrs. Popa!

Congratulations,
Mr. and Mrs. Spermezan!

Great shoes, grandson!

�Submit to one another,
in the face of God.

Women submit to your husbands
as to the Lord,

for the husband is head of the wife,
as also Christ is head of the Church.

Therefore, just as the Church
is subject to Christ,

so let the wives be to their own husbands
in everything.�

Beloved husband and wife,
you will now be one body and one soul.

The Spermezan body.

As of today, what is yours is hers,
and what is hers is only hers.

In front of God
we can even joke a bit, can�t we?

And now the bride and groom�s
first dance.

A big round of applause
for Alexandra and Mircea.

The wedding you adore,
with money galore!

If you step on my dress, you�re dead!

You can tell they love each other.

Smile, don�t play dead!

So much passion! A round
of applause for Alexandra and Mircea!

We invite the spiritual parents
of the new couple,

the godfather and the godmother!

Lord Mayor, you are unbelievable!

You make this city worth living in!

Mind your steps!
Are your legs made of wood?

I�ll dance with someone else.

Sorry, I�m just learning.

When you want to change
your car, let me help you.

You can�t stop. Every time
it�s the same, but it�s over now.

What? You can�t resist her cleavage!

- Are these your guests?
- No, they must be from your side.

You are so beautiful!

You can tell
you�re enjoying being a bride.

You�ve put on weight.
Puffy rosy cheeks...

Not as puffy as you are.

Let�s go, Mircea!

Best of luck!

Thank you.

Come, Alexandra!

Dear guests, as tradition goes,

the bride has been stolen.

The thieves are here with me

and they are asking for ransom.
Let�s hear them!

The groom should pay the bill.
We just took the bride.

- Where did you take her?
- To the slot machines.

You are men of taste.

He should strip.

And made a declaration of love
for the bride.

And offer a bottle of whisky
to each of us.

All clear?

Let�s start with the striptease.
And your round of applause.

Clothes off, Mircea!

Strip, clumsy boy!

Stop! Stop the music!

Alexandra,

I need you to know that I love you.
I love you a lot...

and I�m so sorry I dragged you
into this shitty mess

so that I can pay back my debts.
Sorry we did this wedding for money.

What has he just said?

And I hope
you can forgive me one day.

Dear guests, so sorry you had
to be part of this shitty mess.

Sorry you had to witness
this fake party.

I�m asking you not to give us money.

Don�t give us money!

Thank you so much.

It was an emotional moment
from the groom.

Did you borrow money
in my name? I�ll kill you!

Getting me into debt already!
I�ll kill you with my own hands!

- How about our whisky?
- We should have asked for it first.

We shouldn�t have let her go...

BECAUSE THAT�S HOW LOVE IS

Oh, dear godson,
it was such a fine wedding!

Stop making fun, I don�t feel like it.

I mean it.
I�ve had the time of my life.

Our wedding planner agrees.
Don�t you?

Yes, it was great.

No, say it the way you said it to me.

Oh yes, oh yes!

I�ll be waiting for you downstairs.

- How about the godmother?
- The godmother?

- Where is she?
- The godmother...

Cheer up now!

I screwed it all up.

It�s normal for the first wedding.
I told you the first time is never great.

I see, Cucu.

This box is quite heavy.

Forget it.
What should I do with Alexandra?

What to do with your wife?

What everyone does on their
wedding night. Count the money!

Go away!

Let�s count the money!

You can keep it all.

Come take your share!
Take your folks� share.

The Dumitrean family... 2500.

2500?

I only gave them 1500
at their wedding.

It says, �Plus 1000 for the debt�.

The Limba?an family, 2300.

�Plus 800 for Mircea�s problems.�

Who are these folks?

Not your family?

We�ll split it in half.

My cousin from Boto?ani
has sent me 1500 lei via BT Pay.

I will need to go to his wedding,
so in a way he�s lending me the money.

Godfather Cucu, plus 2000.

He�s my godfather,
so the money is mine.

Well, I organized the stag party,

but yeah...

Tell me how much you spent
and I will give you the money back.

Well, I also bought
your wedding ring.

Fine, let�s split it 50/50, shall we?

As long as you�re happy...

Tamara Munteanu, plus 300.

Paula, Rodica and Ionel.
�Lots of happiness! Plus 750, help.�

Paul M�rlea.

�Plus 500 for the debt.�

This is a heavy one.

The Dr�nda family.
�Plus 1500, for the debt.�

I will only need to sell one kidney.
But I guess my discourse was fine.

I�d say... it sold well.

Well I guess... I�ll be going.
Thanks for putting up with me.

Where are you going?

I�m going home, to sleep.

All your relatives from Ia?i
are there, remember?

I forgot about it.

I can sleep here, in the hallway.

Won�t you sleep on the couch?

- No, I don�t want to disturb you.
- Do as you wish.

I only wish to say you look great.

Yeah, right, I look like a ghost.

Like a good ghost...

A sweet one.

Mircea?

Guci buci...

Shall we get ready to party
in nine months from now?

Are you fine now?

Go sit over there.

- Hello!
- Good morning!

- May God help you!
- Good day to you!

My respects!

- Did you tell him?
- I did.

- Everything?
- Everything.

About the police costume?

- She told you I�m sorry, didn�t she?
- Yes, she did.

We can forget about it.

How much money did you get?

We got enough money
to pay back the debt,

but there�s not much left.

You won�t need it.
You�re staying at our place.

You�ll help me with the farm.
Our cow keeper left.

Did I tell you Mihai?a
the looney guy is in Spain?

You�re joining the army, my son!

- Just mind the ditch!
- Don�t you dare take my cows there!

My respects!

- Good day to you, Cucu!
- My greetings!

- How dare you come here, grandpa?
- Why shouldn�t I?

Did you forget about the slap?

You should be ashamed!

- Thank you for your wedding gift.
- It will come back to me.

Will it?

It surely will.

I mean, will it go back to you again?

It surely will.

From godfather Mircea
to godson Cucu.

A special dedication
from godfather Mircea to godson Cucu.

I�m going to Poros, in Greece.

We can take turns,
I�ll drive more.

Shut up, will you?

Just let me drive, man!

Rodica!

DEATH ON HOLIDAY

Subtitle translation by: Ligia Soare