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PRIEST:
I don't know.
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FLEABAG:
Just come out.
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I prefer the last one.
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-Me, too.
It's a bit more subtle.
-Elegant, yeah.
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-It's these bits, isn't it?
-Yep. Yeah.
Last one, definitely.
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Yep. Great.
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♪ ♪
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-I'm really pleased with that.
-Yeah.
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-Once it's nipped in there.
-Oh, it'll perfect.
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(chuckles) His arms.
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Do you prefer weddings
or funerals?
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Weddings. His arms.
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I think there's something
humbling about funerals.
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-Really?
-Yeah, it's good to dwell
on the next life.
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You really think
there's a next life?
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What do you believe? Worm food?
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-Mm.
-Why?!
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Why what? His neck.
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Why would you believe
in something awful
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when you can believe
in something wonderful?!
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Oh, don't make me an optimist.
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-You will ruin my life.
-(laughs)
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-Have you been to many funerals?
-A couple.
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-His neck.
-And you never felt them
go somewhere?
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No, they were already gone.
His beautiful neck.
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What?
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-What?
-You just said,
"His beautiful neck."
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No, I, no, I-I said
th-that they were already gone.
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Okay. Weird.
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Oh, right, so...
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This might be your idea of Hell,
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but I think
it's kind of special.
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(sighs)
His beautiful neck.
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(whispering):
Quaker meeting.
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You're not allowed to speak.
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If the Spirit moves you
to speak,
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you have to stand up
and share it with everyone.
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It's very intense.
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It's very quiet.
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It's very, very... erotic.
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Oop.
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I think...
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I'm going to go home
in November.
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I think.
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What's he thinking?
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What's he thinking?
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I don't really think it's--
I'm not really feeling the--
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it's not anything
that's really affecting me--
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Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God. What am I gonna say?
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What am I gonna say?
What am I... (inhales)
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I sometimes worry
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that I wouldn't be such
a feminist if I had bigger tits.
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(coughs)
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(stifled laugh)
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Well, it's good
you felt something.
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-Is it?
-Something moved you.
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(laughs) I'm not sure
I needed to be moved
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to discover that about myself.
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What were you thinking?
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Well, I was thinking about
how peaceful I felt,
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and then, for some reason,
I was thinking about your tits,
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which kind of ruined it.
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-Oh, my tits ruined your peace?
-Yeah, you could say that.
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(both chuckle)
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I should probably
open the café actually, um...
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I've got a confession actually
in a little bit--
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-Oh, can I see it?
-Uh...
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Oh. Uh, yeah. It's a bit...
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What?
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-I-It's a bit...
-What?
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The fuck?!
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-(laughs): Wow.
-(quiet squeaking)
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Hello.
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Oh, you gorgeous little thing.
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Can I ask, um,
why so many guinea pigs?
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Oh, um, I just, um...
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This is an excellent one.
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I just thought it'd be
a unique selling point.
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Yeah.
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Which came first, the guinea pig
or the guinea pig café?
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(chuckles)
That is a big old question.
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Fair enough.
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-What do guinea pigs do?
-Um, they are born,
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they shit themselves with fear,
and then they die.
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(laughs)
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Can I use that at the wedding?
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Seriously, I need material.
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Tell me about
your stepmother to be.
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Any, uh-- what's she like?
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Oh, she's um...
she's from Exeter.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, thank you.
That's very helpful.
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How did she meet your dad?
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-Through my mother.
-Right.
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She was my mother's student
at one point.
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(clears throat)
Do your parents get on?
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No. Were you close to your mom?
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Yeah. You?
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Not really.
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-How come?
-So that must've been
a bit weird.
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Well, I don't really
think about it.
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-So you run-- no, no.
-So do you go back a lot to...
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Do you run this place
on your own?
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No, I opened it with a friend.
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Oh, cool, right.
So you run it together?
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No, she's...
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(chuckles):
She, uh...
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She what?
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-What?
-What?
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She, she what?
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She...
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(both laugh)
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-He's a bit annoying, actually.
-What is that?
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What?
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That thing that you're doing.
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-It's like you disappear.
-What?
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-What are you not telling me?
-Nothing.
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-Tell me what's going on
underneath there.
-Nothing.
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-Tell me, come on.
You can tell me.
-No.
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-Nothing. Nothing!
-(shouts) What are you doing?!
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No, stop being so churchy.
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I'm not being churchy, I'm just
trying to get to know you.
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Well, I don't want that.
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Listen, I'm just, I'm just,
I'm just trying to help you.
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What?
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No. No, I didn't mean...
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Oh, I know what you mean,
Father. Thank you so much
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-for your guidance.
-Come on, I didn't,
I didn't mean...
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Oh, look, I really should
get back to work.
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A customer's bound
to turn up any minute.
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And you should probably
be getting back to God,
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don't you think?
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I think you've played
with my guinea pig long enough.
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(laughs softly)
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Okay.
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-All right, bye.
-(bell jingles)
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♪ ♪
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(exhales)
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GODMOTHER:
Sorry, girls,
people are starting to arrive.
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She was a spectacular woman.
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(sniffles)
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BOO:
Don't worry,
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we can sort this out.
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(exhales)
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BOO:
Stop doing that to your face.
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No, I have to.
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I don't know what's wrong.
I just...
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(sighs)
I look so good.
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It's okay.
We can sort it out.
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Just take
some of your makeup off.
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-I'm not wearing any makeup.
-What?!
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-What has happened? I have never
seen you look so good.
-No, I don't know.
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I just woke up looking amazing,
and then everyone's gonna think
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I got a fucking facial
for my mother's funeral.
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CLAIRE:
Oh, what the hell?
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-You look incredible.
-We're trying to mess her up.
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Just no matter what I do
with my hair,
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it just keeps falling
in this really chic way.
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Oh, God.
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-You look perfect.
-Thank you.
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Sorry, girls,
people are starting to arrive.
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-Thank you.
-You don't have to greet them
if it's too--
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Gosh, you look gorgeous.
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(quietly):
Thank you.
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-I'm so sorry.
-Thank you.
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-You look glorious.
-Thank you.
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-Have you spoken to Dad?
-No, not yet. He's avoiding me.
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My deepest condolences, girls.
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She was magnificent.
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-Thanks so much.
-Thank you so much.
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My God, you look well.
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Thank you. Have you?
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No, he's not really engaging.
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She was a spectacular woman.
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Thank you.
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Darling, you look wonderful.
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(laughs):
Oh, my God.
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-(whispers): Hi, Claire.
-Hi.
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Gosh, grief clearly
agrees with you.
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Thank you, Jeremy.
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Oh, incoming.
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How are you doing?
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My God, she's shameless.
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Can you not think
the fucking worst of someone
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for just a split fucking second?
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Not everyone is after cock.
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She's definitely trying
to fuck my dad.
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Well, she ain't made of wood.
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(laughs softly)
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Do you want a ciggy?
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(sniffles)
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Ooh, incoming.
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-Hi, Harry.
-Hi, hi.
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-You okay?
-Mm-hmm.
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You? Do you need anything?
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Uh, no, I'm good, thanks.
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I've just had
a large glass of water.
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Are your trousers okay?
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I-- sorry,
I-I left them in the dryer.
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Oh, mate.
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Oh, sh-shit. Sorry.
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-It's okay.
-(shuddering breaths)
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Funerals, when you actually knew
the person, they're so...
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Oh.
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(Harry exhales)
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It just doesn't feel real. I...
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I'm just gonna miss her so much.
(sniffles)
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Have you, have you cried yet?
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Yes.
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Well, I didn't see you cr...
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Wow, you look...
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H-Have you had
your eyebrows done?
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GODMOTHER:
Hi, girls. How are you doing?
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-All right.
-I'm good, thanks.
-Yeah?
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You know,
the hard bit's gonna come
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in a few weeks,
when it all calms down.
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-Yeah, I have heard.
-They do say that, yeah, yeah.
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When people start to forget,
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and the cards and the flowers
stop turning up.
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-Yeah.
-Uh-huh, yeah.
-And people just disappear
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because it spooks them
to be around someone
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-perpetually in pain.
-Okay.
-Right.
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And your lovely boyfriends
might not be able to cope.
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-Oh, well,
he's my husband, so...
-I'm sure they'll push through.
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But I just want you to know that
I will always be there for you,
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always.
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-Always.
-Thank you.
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Always.
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Always.
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I'm gonna check
on the sausage rolls.
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Okay. (kissing)
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See?
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-Okay. (laughs)
-Yeah.
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-Hey.
-I don't know how you're eating.
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Do something.
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Hi.
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Oh. Hello, darling.
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-Bit tight.
-(chuckles): Oh, yeah.
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(grunts, sighs)
Tell me about it.
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(exhales)
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I found her very difficult,
you know?
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I know.
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I... I loved her, but, um...
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-That's all that really matters.
-No, I don't think it is.
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Her instincts were, you know,
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she... she just knew
how to be fun.
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How to be kind.
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She just knew.
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I'm just guessing.
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(chuckles softly)
You're fun, Dad.
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No, I didn't like that
about her, you see.
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I loved her, but I didn't like
that she was...
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For a long time, I...
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And today...
256
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,600
...I was jealous of her.
257
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,280
Uh-huh.
258
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,200
That is a lovely thing
to say, really.
259
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,000
GODMOTHER:
Oh, sorry.
260
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,040
I'll leave you two.
(chuckles)
261
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,880
She's a bit annoying, isn't she?
262
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,600
-Mm.
-Hmm.
263
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,360
Look, let's go
and find your sister.
264
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,520
-No, I don't think
she wants to see me.
-Yeah, she loves you.
265
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,320
She just didn't get
the fun gene.
266
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,120
-(both laugh)
-Yeah.
267
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,240
(cries softly, sniffles)
268
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,040
I just...
269
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,880
(sighs)
270
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,440
-I don't know what to do.
-I know.
271
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,680
I know.
272
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,280
Buck up.
273
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,280
Smile. Charm.
274
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,160
Off we go.
275
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,080
We'll be okay.
276
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,240
I'll follow you.
277
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,960
You look lovely, by the way.
278
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,800
Thank you.
279
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,200
FLEABAG:
I don't know
what to do with it.
280
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,560
BOO:
With what?
281
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,160
With all the love
I have for her.
282
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,400
I don't know where to...
put it now.
283
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,680
I'll take it.
284
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,800
(laughs)
285
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,120
No, I'm serious.
It sounds lovely.
286
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,840
(laughs)
287
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,000
I'll have it.
288
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,000
You have to give it to me.
289
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,680
(sniffles) Okay.
290
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,840
It's got to go somewhere.
291
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,640
(rap music playing nearby)
292
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,640
♪ Queen of the underground,
arrive in my stretch ♪
293
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,440
♪ And my diamond-studded crown ♪
294
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,640
♪ On my red velvet throne,
gold scepter and gown ♪
295
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,240
♪ My feet don't make a sound ♪
296
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,720
♪ 'Cause they never
touch the ground ♪
297
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,680
♪ Living the life
most people only dream of ♪
298
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,360
♪ Start my day off
with a blunt ♪
299
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,560
♪ Catch a nice buzz ♪
300
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,000
♪ Gather my crew, hit the mic ♪
301
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,240
♪ With my money flow ♪
302
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,560
♪ Making more gold
with my words ♪
303
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,720
♪ Than King Midas though ♪
304
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:43,440
♪ Oh, ever since I learned
how to... ♪
305
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,040
(music stops)
306
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,080
Oh, fuck. Fuck! Jesus!
307
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,400
Whoa, why are you awake?
308
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,160
-It's 9:45.
-Oh, my God.
309
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,680
I thought you were just
in my head then.
310
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,960
But, I mean,
you were in my head then.
311
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,400
But now you're there.
312
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,480
(laughs)
Are you okay, Father?
313
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh, fuck you calling me Father,
314
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,240
like it doesn't turn you on
just to say it.
315
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,480
Do you want a drink?
316
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,720
Okay.
317
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,440
Don't move.
318
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,080
(sniffs)
Are you a nostalgic person?
319
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,040
Yeah.
320
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,760
-Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
-Yeah.
321
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,440
I-I fucking love
Winnie the Pooh.
322
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,440
I can't read a Winnie the Pooh
quote without crying.
323
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,160
Fuck.
324
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,360
Piglet.
325
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,120
Piglet.
326
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,000
Why are you here?
327
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,720
Sorry, but, I mean,
why-why are you...
328
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,680
(chuckles):
Were you looking for me?
329
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,760
I was on the verge of having
a little prayer actually.
330
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,760
(laughs) No.
331
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,520
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, don't--
332
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,360
Don't you dare.
That's my thing.
333
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,640
What were you praying about?
334
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,080
Please say you were
praying for me.
335
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,720
I could do with
the extra pair of hands.
336
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:03,360
Mine don't seem to have
the fucking reach anymore.
337
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,320
(grunting)
338
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,680
God help me.
339
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,400
Whoa!
340
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,400
Thank you.
341
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,000
-(chuckles softly)
-(sighs)
342
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,880
Do you know there was a man who
wanted to be a saint so badly
343
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,080
he castrated himself
just to stop himself...
344
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,720
you know... whack!
345
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,200
(pours drink)
346
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,560
Wow.
347
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,160
Here's to peace.
348
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,640
And those who get
in the way of it.
349
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,640
I'm sorry about today.
350
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,080
Forget it.
351
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,680
Look at this.
352
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,480
Look at it.
353
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,400
That's the first one I ever got.
354
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,640
Went all the way to Rome
for that.
355
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,640
Such a nerd.
(laughs)
356
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,080
Two years before I was even
allowed to wear it,
357
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,480
but I just... I couldn't wait.
358
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,040
I couldn't wait.
359
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,240
I knew I wanted a bold,
you know, this color,
360
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,200
but proper plum.
361
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,080
You can only get
proper plum in Italy.
362
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,080
Sometimes I worry
I'm only in it for the outfits.
363
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,480
So beautiful, isn't it?
364
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,640
I mean, your stuff
is lovely, too.
365
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,080
Hmm.
366
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,080
What were you praying about?
367
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,200
(laughs)
368
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,280
You don't like
answering questions, do you?
369
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,040
Okay.
370
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,400
Come with me.
371
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,960
(chuckles)
372
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,200
I know what to do with you.
373
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,720
You go in there, I go in there.
374
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,680
And you make me tell you
all my secrets
375
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,480
so you can ultimately
trap and control me?
376
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,000
-Yeah.
-(laughs)
377
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,520
No. You tell me what's
weighing on your heart,
378
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,680
and I listen without judgment
and in complete confidence.
379
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,160
-Sounds dodgy.
-(laughs): I just listen.
380
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,400
At the very least,
it'll shut me up for a minute.
381
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,560
-I'm not Catholic.
-Tonight, that doesn't matter.
382
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,240
Won't I catch fire or something?
383
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,480
If you did, it would confirm
my faith, so let's try it.
384
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,320
Go on.
385
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,040
(whispers):
Go on.
386
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,680
All right.
387
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,680
PRIEST:
Okay, now you say,
388
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,960
"Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned..."
389
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,080
-I'm not gonna say that.
-What? (laughs) Very good.
390
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,720
"It's been..."
uh, enter days, years, months,
391
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,200
-"...since my last confession."
-Mm-mm.
392
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,280
Then I say, "That's okay,"
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah,
393
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,080
till you tell me
what's on your mind.
394
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,080
Tell me your s...
395
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,400
Sins.
396
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,960
(laughs):
Sins. If you want.
397
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,560
Why would I tell you my sins?
398
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,200
Because it will make you
feel better.
399
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,640
And because
(whispers): I want to know.
400
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,560
(both chuckle)
401
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,400
Okay.
402
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,560
I lied.
403
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,160
Okay.
404
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,000
To you.
405
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,800
About?
406
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,320
About the miscarriage.
407
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,080
I'm just covering for my sister,
who actually had the miscarriage
408
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,760
because her husband didn't know
she was pregnant, and it just...
409
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,480
Okay.
410
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,640
Keep going.
411
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,800
Well, I've stolen things.
412
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,640
I've had a lot of sex
outside of marriage.
413
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,680
And once or twice
inside someone else's.
414
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,920
Uh, there's been
a spot of sodomy.
415
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,480
(laughs)
There's been much masturbation,
416
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,480
a bit of violence, and of course
the endless fucking blasphemy.
417
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,720
(Priest laughs)
418
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,400
And?
419
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,720
And...
420
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,680
Go on.
421
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,280
And...
422
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,640
I...
423
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,760
I can't.
424
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,280
It's okay. Go on.
425
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,280
Frightened.
426
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,680
Of what?
427
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,480
Forgetting things.
428
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,800
People.
429
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840
Forgetting people.
430
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,080
And I'm ashamed of not knowing
431
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,920
-what I...
-What you want?
432
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,320
It's okay not to know
what you want.
433
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,320
No, I know what I want.
434
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,160
I know exactly what I want
right now.
435
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,000
What's that?
436
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,520
It's bad.
437
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,720
It's okay.
438
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,080
I want someone to tell me
what to wear in the morning.
439
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,600
(Priest laughs)
440
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,480
Okay, well, I think
there are people who can...
441
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,680
No, I want someone to tell me
what to wear every morning.
442
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,880
I want someone to tell me
what to eat.
443
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,640
What to like, what to hate,
what to rage about.
444
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,840
What to listen to,
what band to like.
445
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,880
What to buy tickets for.
446
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,680
What to joke about,
what not to joke about.
447
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,520
I want someone to tell me
what to believe in.
448
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:03,160
Who to vote for and who to love
and how to... tell them.
449
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,960
I just think I want someone
to tell me...
450
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,280
(voice breaking): ...how to live
my life, Father, because so far
451
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,920
I think I've been
getting it wrong.
452
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,320
But I know that's why people
want people like you
453
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,720
in their lives, because you just
tell them how to do it.
454
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,760
You just tell them what to do,
455
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,120
and what they'll get
out of the end of it,
456
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,720
even though I don't believe
your bullshit.
457
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,840
And I know that
scientifically nothing that I do
458
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,320
makes any difference in the end.
459
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,920
Anyway, I'm still scared.
460
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,480
(crying):
Why am I still scared?
461
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,640
So just tell me what to do.
462
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,480
Just fucking tell me
what to do, Father.
463
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,640
Kneel.
464
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,160
What?
465
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,200
Kneel.
466
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,000
Just kneel.
467
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920
(choir singing)
468
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
♪ ♪
469
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
♪ ♪
470
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,120
This is a skirt and trousers?
471
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,720
Sorry, sorry.
472
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,760
♪ ♪
473
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,360
-(loud bang echoes)
-(singing stops)
474
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,120
(chuckles softly)
475
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,760
(panting)
476
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,920
(choir singing)
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