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This is a changing neighborhood.
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Nobody put their hands on my
mother and live to tell about it.
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Just sit back and enjoy
the pleasures of air travel.
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Well, if you weren't
such a wimp about flying...
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Why don't you two slimeballs
bug off.
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- Says who?
- Says me!
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Throw him out, Murdock.
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- Who are you?
- Mrs. Murdock.
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I don't want any of them
to get out of this alive.
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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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Hello again, everybody.
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With Hall of Famer
Lou Boudreau...
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Dwayne Statz and Vince Lloyd...
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this is Harry Carey
at Wrigley Field.
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The Cubs are leading 5-2.
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Here's Sandberg.
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And a home run and a double.
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Nice and tall,
rangy left-hander.
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Now the pitch.
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There's a drive, way back...
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it might be, it could be...
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It is!
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Holy cow!
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What a show
Sandberg is putting on!
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Boy, that's great hitting.
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Great clinic put on here today.
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Foxy mama coming.
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Hey, girl, you gonna invite
me up to your place?
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Please let me pass.
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What's your hurry, cutie? We're
just getting to know one another.
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Hmm?
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Don't.
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Where you going?
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You boys just
get right out of here.
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You wanna party, too, Mama?
The more the merrier.
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I told you last week,
I'm gonna call the police...
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if you don't stop
hanging around on this stoop.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh!
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- We live here now.
- We're your new neighbors.
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Yeah, we moved into 310.
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The police ain't gonna come...
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and throw us out of our own
apartment building, would they?
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Huh? Huh?
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I'm gonna get the super.
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You don't need no more keys,
someone broke the lock.
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I don't know just what's
going on around here...
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but I'm warning you,
you better behave.
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Or what?
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Where's Mr. Sullivan?
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He made a career move. I'm the new super.
Who are you?
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Karen Messing, 305.
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Would you please come outside?
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There's something
I think you should see.
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You better learn to respect
those who live around you.
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This is a changing neighborhood.
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I'll change your face.
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Are you all right?
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You boys have buried
yourselves deep.
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Thanks for the help.
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It may no longer be desirable
to live in this building.
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...the second time this year
Sandberg's--
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Game called
on account of darkness.
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I'm gonna call my son.
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And he's gonna take care
of each and every one of you.
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We're shaking in our boots,
lady.
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Who is this guy, King Kong?
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No, no, no. No way. I swear I
didn't give this number to my date.
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Denise Hall was the only
time that happened, right?
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If you'd have seen her, you'd
agree she was a true emergency.
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Lou's Delivery.
Yeah, what do you want?
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It's long distance.
It's for Mr. B.A. Baracus...
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the head of the A-Team.
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They broke my mother's arm.
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Nobody put their hands on my
mother and live to tell about it.
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We're going to Chicago
right now, Hannibal. B.A.?
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Now take it easy. We're behind
you on this thing 100%.
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Sure, B.A., whatever you say.
Remember, you're our leader.
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Look, man, I know I exaggerate
sometime, but you do it all the time.
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Actually, I always felt
you had leadership potential.
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Hey, man, we gotta find the fastest
way possible to get to my mother.
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That's gonna mean flying,
big guy.
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That's right, flying.
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- You sure that's what you wanna do?
- Yeah.
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This time, no commercial
flights, they're always late.
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We can't be late.
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Faceman,
I want you to scam a plane.
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Better yet, make that a jet.
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2,000 miles in a private jet?
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I mean, fuel's $1 85 a gallon.
That's expensive, B.A.
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Maybe we should consider
driving to Chicago.
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I wanna fly!
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He wants to fly.
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Look, big guy, now that you
got the acrophobia licked...
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just sit back and enjoy
the pleasures of air travel.
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You know, Hannibal, ain't
nothing to this flying.
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Just think, I've been a
fool for all these years.
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You're doing fine, B.A.
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This is your Captain speaking.
We're number two for takeoff.
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I will be turning off
the No Smoking sign...
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as soon as we reach our assigned
altitude of 30,000 feet.
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Until we do, I ask you
to remain in your seat...
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and keep your seat belt fastened in case
we run into any unexpected turbulence.
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We're just waiting
for our final clearance here.
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- Mama's waiting, fool!
- And there it is.
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Are you okay, B.A.?
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Maybe he needs
a little air, Face.
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Right.
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Now, that's the kind of service
you don't get on coach.
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- Mama, mama.
- Come on in.
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Oh baby, I'm so glad to see you.
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- Oh, and this must be Hannibal.
- Mrs. Baracus.
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- And Face.
- How do you do?
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He doesn't look
like a crazy man.
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Wait till you get to know me.
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- Well, welcome to Chicago.
- Give us a little smile, ma'am.
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Cut it out, fool.
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No, that's all right, Murdock.
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I have so few pictures
of Scooter and me.
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- Scooter?
- Scooter?
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- Scooter?
- Well, yeah, you see...
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when B.A.
was about knee-high...
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his father gave him
a little toy truck.
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And he used to scoot this thing
around the living room...
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and wear my carpet down
all day long.
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Then he'd take that thing
to bed with him at night.
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Oh, Ma, nobody call me
Scooter any more.
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Well, you'll always
be Scooter to me.
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I don't care how much
jewelry you wear.
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A boy shouldn't wear more
jewelry than his mother...
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don't you agree?
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Ah, well, I think Scooter
has a certain style...
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that allows for an excessive
amount of jewelry.
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Well, I never will
get used to it.
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Oh, excuse me, honey.
This is my friend, Karen.
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- She's my upstairs neighbor.
- How do you do?
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- Hi.
- How do you do?
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Now, I want you all
to come on in...
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and dig in and enjoy yourselves.
Come on in here now.
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Oh, Mama, you don't have to go
spending those money on us.
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Now, don't you go
telling me what to do.
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You may be the head
of this A-Team...
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but you're not the head of this
house, until I'm in my grave.
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And besides, Scooter, it's deli,
your absolute favorite.
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Now, you tell your troops to chow down
or dig in or whatever it is you say.
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Permission, sir?
Proceed.
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Oh, yeah, Mama, has that Army dude
been coming around looking for me?
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Especially at Christmas time.
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I'm sorry, Mama, I haven't
been around on the holidays.
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Well, if you weren't
such a wimp about flying...
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we could see each other
more often.
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I'd love to fly him anywhere,
Mrs. B.
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Ain't that nice? I can see how
come you and Scooter so close.
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But anyway, it shouldn't take something
like this to get us together.
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You're right, Mama.
I'm sorry.
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Well, that's all right, son.
You're here now.
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We got one heck of a problem.
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Karen here, she's an attorney...
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that's why I wanted
you all to meet her.
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As far as I've researched...
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we have very little
recourse here.
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They just seem intent
on emptying these units.
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You and your husband
live in the building?
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I'm single. I have a two-bedroom
on the third floor.
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Ah, I'd love to see it sometime.
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Scooter, honey,
you gotta do something.
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What's the plan, B.A.?
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Yeah, we need a plan.
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Let me think.
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You know, you were saying on the plane
we could take over your mother's lease.
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Now, that might be
just the thing.
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That's right, Mama, we're
gonna take over your lease.
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And where am I supposed to stay?
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B.A. thought you might move in
with a friend temporarily.
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Yeah, that's other part
of my plan.
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Yes, I would love
to have you, Mrs. Baracus.
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Well, I appreciate that, Karen.
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Good.
The plan is working already.
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Karen, do you have a tenants'
association in this building?
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No.
No tenants' association?
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No wonder
this has been going on.
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Maybe we should form one.
What do you think, B.A.?
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Good idea, Hannibal.
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We need one of those.
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That's the first step.
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Boy, B.A., you've got us
on the jazz now.
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Oh, he loves it when
a plan comes together.
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What's a committee
gonna do for us?
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I got junkies living
right next door to me.
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I'd rather have the guy
back with the stereo.
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According
to the building chapter...
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we have the right to form
a tenants' committee...
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to voice complaints to both
the landlords and the city.
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Complain. Right.
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Half the building's
not here because...
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Rico and the other guys
found out about the meeting.
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You know what they said they'd
do to us if we even showed up?
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I wish we had the strength to
put these guys in their place.
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We can do that for you.
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But who are you?
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We're just a group
of concerned citizens.
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We're dealing
with criminals here.
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What we need is a police force.
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We can be your police force.
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These guys wanna get rough,
we can get rough.
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I sure would like to see that...
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but I've got a wife
and kid to think about.
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You wouldn't
have to be involved.
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All you folks would have to do is
just keep your doors locked...
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for the next few days
and we'll take care of Rico.
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I sure would like to see these guys
get their heads handed to them.
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You would, huh?
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Look at this.
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We missed the start
of the meeting.
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This is a closed meeting.
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Why don't you two
slimeballs bug off.
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- Says who?
- Says me!
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Now, you two find
somewhere else to live.
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And don't stop to tell
Alvarez what happened.
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We're out of your lives.
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A wise decision.
Throw him out, Murdock.
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Now, the tenants' meeting
is reconvened.
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Where's Rico and Little Tommy?
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I don't know. I haven't
seen them since last night.
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They were supposed to break up
that meeting last night.
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Excuse me, I'm coming through.
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I need some space here.
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The Sleeper followed
by Walking the Dog.
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No applause, please.
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Hey, geeko,
go yo-yo somewhere else.
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I can't.
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My mommy told me not to stray
too far from the building.
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She might want to send me
to the store or something.
243
00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:51,439
I never see you around
here before.
244
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,985
We just moved into
Mrs. Baracus' apartment.
245
00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,904
We sublet around the world.
246
00:13:58,029 --> 00:14:00,448
Hey, you can't do that,
you can't sublet!
247
00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:02,283
Why can't we?
248
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,118
Because I'm the super,
that's why.
249
00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,663
Mr. Alvarez,
I'm pleased to meet you.
250
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:10,333
My mom is the new head of the
Tenants' Association Committee...
251
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,753
and she gave me this little list of things
that need to be fixed around the building.
252
00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:16,464
You ain't listening, kid.
I said you can't live here!
253
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:17,966
They told us we could.
254
00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:20,385
You see, we have to live here.
255
00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,096
You see, we were living
out in Evanston...
256
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,890
which made me inadmissible
for the City Championships...
257
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:29,978
which were to be held in
the beautiful Aragon Ballroom.
258
00:14:32,146 --> 00:14:33,815
Oh, my goodness!
259
00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,317
You had a complaint
about the lock?
260
00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:40,321
This is the head
of the Tenants' Committee?
261
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,824
You got a problem with the heat?
262
00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:45,660
My handyman will make
all the necessary repairs.
263
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,495
What's he going to do?
264
00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:50,331
Oh!
265
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:55,003
Now you'll get a nice
little cross breeze.
266
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:02,176
- He's so clumsy.
- Please, stop.
267
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,595
We haven't done anything to you.
268
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,684
I'm gonna have to ask
you fellows to leave.
269
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:14,397
You know, I've always wondered if the
light was on when the door was closed.
270
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,190
Let's find out.
271
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:23,072
The answer to an age-old
question.
272
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,952
Oh!
273
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,043
You forgot to break this.
274
00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:38,171
Very funny, yo-yo man.
275
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:47,138
Please, not his yo-yo hand.
276
00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:50,767
I think it's time we had a little talk
with the head of the Tenants' Committee.
277
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,978
You see, lady, you cannot
sublet this apartment.
278
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,315
And you certainly cannot come into this
building and tell us how to run it.
279
00:15:57,398 --> 00:16:01,027
Now, we know you may have some
inconvenience in your moving...
280
00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:04,322
so we're willing to pay you...
281
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:08,284
$25 for your expenses.
282
00:16:08,993 --> 00:16:12,330
And you have 24 hours
to pack your bags.
283
00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:21,547
Oh, H.M., H.M.
284
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:28,429
Don't worry, Mom, we'll find
us another place to live.
285
00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:05,758
You know, B.A., I think
we're moving up in the world.
286
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,268
Just give me five minutes.
287
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,990
- Trouble?
- Piece of cake.
288
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,450
I didn't tell
you could sit down.
289
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,204
Yes, sir, Mr. Plout.
290
00:17:42,753 --> 00:17:44,172
Here's your $250.
291
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,798
How soon can you
clear the joint?
292
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,926
After tonight, they'll all
march in a straight line.
293
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,094
Good.
294
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:52,722
Couple of days, I got a
place for you on Addison.
295
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:53,890
Yeah?
296
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,977
Maybe, after we move down
on the place in Addison...
297
00:17:58,644 --> 00:17:59,729
I charge three--
298
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,814
Maybe, after you move
into that place on Addison...
299
00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:03,608
I break every bone in your body.
300
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,819
I can get anybody to drink beer
and get sick on people's shoes.
301
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:08,446
Always a pleasure.
302
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,001
Harrington Management.
303
00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:25,338
Now what would a slob
like Alvarez be doing...
304
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,715
reporting to a high-priced
management company?
305
00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,800
And not using
the phone to do it.
306
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,181
You know, I have gone through
all these rental records...
307
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:38,476
and there is no mention of a management
company to run this building.
308
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:41,771
So, that's it. I knew
something big was going on.
309
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,607
Come on, Scooter, let's go down
and turn them guys upside down...
310
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,816
and see what falls
out of their pockets.
311
00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,653
Take it easy, Mama. Now where did
you learn to talk like that from?
312
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,029
Don't you "take it easy" me.
313
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,865
Where do you think you got your fighting
stock from to become the head of the A-Team?
314
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,408
Mrs. Baracus...
315
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:58,371
I think we should let the head of
the Tenants' Committee handle this.
316
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,793
I tried to stop them,
Mr. Plout.
317
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,835
Who the hell are you?
318
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:08,589
No, that's all right,
you don't have to stand up.
319
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,925
I am Mrs. Murdock.
320
00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:13,928
I'm chairwoman
of the Tenants' Committee...
321
00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:17,515
for 700 Foster Avenue.
- Yeah?
322
00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:20,142
Well, turn that dune buggy
around and roll on out of here.
323
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:23,938
Not until I read my list
of complaints, young man.
324
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,982
Show him, H.M.
325
00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:31,737
Here's one for you...
326
00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:36,200
and there's one for us.
- Yes.
327
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:41,455
H.M. typed two copies.
He's such a clever boy.
328
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,666
Did you know...
329
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,045
he won the Regional
Hula-Hoop Championship...
330
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,172
when he was only
eight years old?
331
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,801
But my real ambition
is the yo-yo.
332
00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:55,052
Shut up, kid.
333
00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:57,763
Look, lady,
somebody's obviously mistaken.
334
00:19:57,888 --> 00:20:00,099
I don't have anything
to do with 700, Foster.
335
00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:03,769
But Mr. Alvarez pointed us
in this direction.
336
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,396
Mr. Alvarez did?
337
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:09,025
Well, your Mr. Alvarez must've
had a few too many beers.
338
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,986
Ah, you know him,
because that's all he does...
339
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:13,404
all day long.
340
00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:16,991
Rock the cat in the cradle.
341
00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:22,121
You see?
342
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,040
Now...
343
00:20:25,249 --> 00:20:28,711
apartment 312
needs a new refrigerator...
344
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,838
and the wiring
on the fourth floor...
345
00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:33,466
is, you'll pardon
the expression, exposed.
346
00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:37,678
The fire escape on the
east side is rusted...
347
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,929
and it won't...
348
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,433
Well, it won't go down
properly at all.
349
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,354
And we were promised...
350
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,856
skylights in the lobby.
351
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,608
Hey! Enough!
352
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:54,862
Now you and the space cadet hit the streets
before I throw you out the window.
353
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,365
You can't be that nasty.
354
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,284
Even you must have a mother.
355
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:01,911
Around the World.
356
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,206
Get them out of my sight!
357
00:21:05,956 --> 00:21:07,833
Thanks for coming by.
Meeting's over.
358
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,960
Oh, not quite.
359
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:35,986
Now, son.
360
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,863
Look, The Sleeper, Mom.
361
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:39,990
Oh, H.M.
362
00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:47,832
Now, I urge you
to heed the list.
363
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,501
You have until 5:00 tonight.
364
00:21:50,668 --> 00:21:53,629
If you do not
take appropriate action...
365
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,381
we will be forced...
366
00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,760
to mail our list
to the Housing Commission.
367
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:04,140
Thank you for taking
the time to see us.
368
00:22:18,863 --> 00:22:20,990
Yeah, same problem,
Mr. Chadway.
369
00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:23,367
I told you not to use
the telephone.
370
00:22:23,492 --> 00:22:24,952
We got a big problem.
371
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,829
If you wish to meet with me...
372
00:22:27,621 --> 00:22:29,832
you can set up an appointment
and come by my office.
373
00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:32,585
Hey! 700 Foster Avenue, okay?
374
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:33,836
You ain't gonna get it.
375
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,547
- I'll make some time for you.
- Good.
376
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,265
He's on the move.
Slide over.
377
00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:41,987
Do you mind if I do the honors?
378
00:23:42,529 --> 00:23:44,156
Okay, be my guest.
379
00:23:52,623 --> 00:23:54,708
- Somebody hit your car.
- What?
380
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,752
This isn't my day.
381
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,796
Maybe it was an old lady
in a wheelchair.
382
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,257
Please send him in.
383
00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:10,057
My, what a lovely office it is.
384
00:24:10,391 --> 00:24:11,892
A priest hit my car?
385
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:15,187
You must be
Mr. Phillip Chadway.
386
00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:18,440
I recognize you from your picture
in the newspapers, you know.
387
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:21,986
- Yes, Father--
- Shawn O'Herlihy.
388
00:24:22,152 --> 00:24:23,445
It's a real pleasure.
389
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:27,199
And I must say, I'm a great fan of the Titans,
they're a great bunch of footballers.
390
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,702
And I tell you, they're gonna
be in the Super Bowl next year.
391
00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,412
From your mouth to God's ear,
Father.
392
00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:33,330
How bad is the damage?
393
00:24:33,497 --> 00:24:35,833
Well, I'm afraid I whacked it
a pretty good one.
394
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,544
I just got the thing last week
and already it gets nailed?
395
00:24:38,627 --> 00:24:40,462
Take it easy, David.
Actually you're very lucky.
396
00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:42,006
A lot of people would
have just driven away.
397
00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:45,426
Oh, my, no. I couldn't have that
on my conscience, now, could I?
398
00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:48,012
No, Father, it shouldn't take a
priest to find an honest man.
399
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,431
Oh, so right you are.
400
00:24:50,681 --> 00:24:52,516
So, here is my number.
401
00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:55,865
Now you just give me a call
and I'll send you a check.
402
00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,438
- Yeah, right.
- Right.
403
00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,649
Well, it's been such a pleasure
meeting you, Mr. Chadway.
404
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,527
I wonder if you might accept
this wee gift from the diocese.
405
00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:07,448
It's the new edition of St. Patrick's
Proverbs For The Good Life.
406
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,452
With a new larger type print.
407
00:25:11,535 --> 00:25:13,620
Well, thank you, Father,
that's very kind of you.
408
00:25:13,704 --> 00:25:17,082
Well, I must be on my way. I've
got a funeral at 4:00, you know.
409
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:20,711
Well, good day, gentlemen
and bless you all.
410
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:25,799
You were saying?
411
00:25:25,883 --> 00:25:28,635
I never saw anything like it.
They tore up the whole place.
412
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,221
If we lose that building, we
could lose the whole project.
413
00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:33,599
- Millions of dollars are at stake.
- They ain't leaving.
414
00:25:33,682 --> 00:25:35,768
Then crank it up to 10. I want
those people out of there.
415
00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:37,895
I can't get the Mayor to support
my redevelopment program...
416
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,313
without those apartments
being empty.
417
00:25:39,396 --> 00:25:40,481
So, you do whatever
you have to do...
418
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:42,232
and they can't trace it
back to me.
419
00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:44,651
I don't own the building.
420
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:47,529
Well, it doesn't take a genius
to see what Chadway's up to.
421
00:25:47,654 --> 00:25:51,158
There's been an awful lot of real estate
activity lately in just one city block.
422
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,078
Well, he must have something big in
mind if he needs the entire block.
423
00:25:54,203 --> 00:25:55,871
Another one of his hotels
from outer space.
424
00:25:55,996 --> 00:25:58,165
He's got this building, this
building and this building.
425
00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,167
And guess whose building
is right in the middle?
426
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,627
- Mama's building.
- Right.
427
00:26:01,752 --> 00:26:05,631
Well, he's probably buying them
for a song by using phony buyers.
428
00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:08,217
Sure. If they knew about his hotel,
they'd charge him 10 times as much.
429
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,269
This is Team Three.
430
00:26:09,385 --> 00:26:11,470
The rear of the building
is clear. Out.
431
00:26:12,554 --> 00:26:14,056
It's all clear on the roof.
432
00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:15,557
Headed down to Three.
433
00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,267
Team One, Team Two.
434
00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:18,644
Come in, please.
435
00:26:18,769 --> 00:26:19,853
What is your location?
436
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,730
I've just come from Two.
437
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:24,191
We should have someone
on every floor by now.
438
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,692
I'm coming back up.
439
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,277
The basement seems quiet.
440
00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:29,113
No suspicious activity.
441
00:26:29,363 --> 00:26:32,825
Team Two, will you please
meet Mrs. Jackson on Four.
442
00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:35,619
I do not want her going
into that basement alone.
443
00:26:43,377 --> 00:26:45,003
Try to make it
look like an accident.
444
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:48,132
Hey, just too many
appliances in one socket, huh?
445
00:26:54,263 --> 00:26:56,598
Place needed
redecorating anyway.
446
00:26:56,807 --> 00:26:58,559
Face, we gotta find out...
447
00:26:58,642 --> 00:27:01,770
who is the legal owner
of 700 Foster Avenue.
448
00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:04,648
Well, a little visit to the
City Hall should do the trick.
449
00:27:07,317 --> 00:27:08,861
We got smoke on One!
450
00:27:09,486 --> 00:27:11,238
Guys, get the building
cleared. Come on.
451
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,699
Everybody, out! We got a fire on One!
Let's go.
452
00:27:39,016 --> 00:27:40,726
Come on, let's go.
There's a fire.
453
00:27:40,809 --> 00:27:43,520
Listen, Mama. Don't panic.
Don't panic...
454
00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:45,522
till you're out the front door.
455
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:52,905
B.A...
456
00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:55,949
see if you can
get this open here.
457
00:28:01,163 --> 00:28:03,999
They trashed all the fire equipment
but the building's clear.
458
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,584
Give me that drain pipe.
459
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:17,763
I got it.
460
00:28:17,971 --> 00:28:19,264
I got it.
461
00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:30,817
Nice work, Murdock.
462
00:29:18,574 --> 00:29:20,534
- Yeah.
- Yeah, baby.
463
00:29:41,722 --> 00:29:43,223
That's my son.
464
00:29:46,935 --> 00:29:48,353
The police are on the way.
465
00:29:48,437 --> 00:29:50,814
I'm placing you
under citizen's arrest.
466
00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:53,525
You try to make a move
and I'll slap you silly.
467
00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:59,281
And you can tell your friend,
Mr. Chadway...
468
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:02,117
that the Tenants' Committee
is still in business.
469
00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:05,287
Tell him that we love it here.
470
00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:14,296
Thanks for bailing me
out of jail, Mr. Chadway.
471
00:30:14,463 --> 00:30:17,174
Just find out who the hell
those guys are, understand me?
472
00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:18,258
Yeah.
473
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,718
And one more thing, Plout.
474
00:30:19,801 --> 00:30:22,763
No more visits.
From now on, I'll call you.
475
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,896
Dorothy, what's the verdict?
476
00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:33,732
It's going to be another
smashing success, Mr. Chadway.
477
00:30:33,815 --> 00:30:36,985
- Your father would be very proud of you.
- Oh, thank you.
478
00:30:39,363 --> 00:30:41,031
I'm sorry, Mrs. B.
479
00:30:41,156 --> 00:30:43,659
That's all right, Murdock.
It's nice to have somebody...
480
00:30:43,784 --> 00:30:46,036
under foot around the house,
if you know what I mean.
481
00:30:46,203 --> 00:30:48,372
Baby, this one's yours.
482
00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:50,040
Thank you, Mama.
483
00:30:50,207 --> 00:30:51,541
Hey, Hannibal.
484
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,001
This thing is dead.
485
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,836
He must have found it
and broken it.
486
00:30:55,128 --> 00:31:00,258
Okay. Face, find out
who owns 700 Foster Avenue.
487
00:31:00,509 --> 00:31:01,927
Well, I'll need some help.
488
00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:05,806
Uh, Karen, why don't you and I
pay a visit to City Hall?
489
00:31:06,556 --> 00:31:09,726
I tried that three times and I
just keep getting stonewalled.
490
00:31:09,893 --> 00:31:13,105
Well, it's not who you ask,
it's how you ask that counts.
491
00:31:13,563 --> 00:31:17,526
Murdock, you and B.A. get over to Chadway
Plaza and keep an eye on that guy.
492
00:31:17,693 --> 00:31:19,986
Scooter and I are on our way,
Colonel.
493
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,200
Chicago. Summer. 1985.
494
00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:28,954
Little did Phillip Chadway, the
Whiz of the Windy City realize...
495
00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:32,416
that he was soon to leave this
world the way he came in, crying.
496
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:36,586
For the Untouchables, led by the
incorruptible Eliot "Scooter" Baracus...
497
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:39,381
were about to rain
on his corporate parade.
498
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,466
I got to work
with this crazy fool?
499
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,769
- There it is again.
- What?
500
00:31:53,395 --> 00:31:54,646
The quiet.
501
00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:57,482
I never quite get used to it.
502
00:31:58,358 --> 00:32:00,652
Lot of memories
in this old house.
503
00:32:02,112 --> 00:32:04,656
I remember the day that
Scooter came and told me...
504
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:07,033
that he had signed up
for the Army.
505
00:32:07,242 --> 00:32:10,746
He was just a boy. 18.
506
00:32:11,621 --> 00:32:13,915
They told him
they'd teach him a trade.
507
00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,293
He'd come home
a trained mechanic...
508
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:19,588
and maybe be able
to have a shop of his own.
509
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,550
I was just hoping and praying
he'd come home at all.
510
00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:30,557
Circumstances sometimes change
a man's destiny, Mrs. B.
511
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:35,687
I'm not blaming anybody because
Scooter turned out to be a fugitive.
512
00:32:36,062 --> 00:32:38,106
That's just the way
that things happen.
513
00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:42,486
I did used to worry about him a
lot, though, out there all alone...
514
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:44,529
no family to go home to.
515
00:32:45,989 --> 00:32:48,450
Then, one Christmas,
he sent me this card.
516
00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,535
Well, it wasn't really a card.
517
00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:55,457
It was a photograph of the four
of you, someplace in Texas.
518
00:32:56,082 --> 00:32:59,002
And he had tied
a red and green ribbon on it.
519
00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,588
And on the back of it,
he had written...
520
00:33:02,005 --> 00:33:06,343
"Don't worry, Mama.
I'm not alone for Christmas."
521
00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:09,304
He must've been reading my mind.
522
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:13,892
I wish I could promise you that he'd come
home for Christmas someday and stay.
523
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:18,063
I know you can't, and I
accepted that a long time ago.
524
00:33:18,313 --> 00:33:20,106
But I tell you one thing,
Hannibal...
525
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,317
I sleep a whole lot
better now...
526
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,070
knowing that
he's not out there alone.
527
00:33:25,695 --> 00:33:27,364
He's with his family.
528
00:33:32,452 --> 00:33:35,747
But those documents
are a matter of public record.
529
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,707
They certainly are.
530
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,001
But you have to fill out
these request forms...
531
00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,421
and wait the required
48 hours. Good day, Miss.
532
00:33:47,175 --> 00:33:50,053
Would $20 get me into
the files a little quicker?
533
00:33:50,136 --> 00:33:52,138
The penalty for bribing
a city official...
534
00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:55,642
is a $5,000 fine
or 90 days in jail.
535
00:33:55,851 --> 00:33:58,311
Would you like to reconsider
your last offer?
536
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:02,899
Please, I absolutely must get into
those records. You have no idea.
537
00:34:03,024 --> 00:34:04,609
Peddle it somewhere else, Miss.
538
00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:08,238
No one gets by Hildy Henderson
without proper procedure.
539
00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:10,991
Miss Hildegard Henderson,
clerk of deeds.
540
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:11,793
Yes.
541
00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:13,851
I have a request from
the Mayor's office.
542
00:34:15,495 --> 00:34:18,081
Wait a second, I know you.
543
00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:20,750
- I can explain.
- I bet you can.
544
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:24,170
I thought I told you to stay out of
this building until after the election.
545
00:34:25,755 --> 00:34:28,133
Matt Peck, Mayor's Committee
to Reelect.
546
00:34:28,216 --> 00:34:32,721
I trust this lady has been
denied access to the tax rolls.
547
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,472
She most certainly was,
Mr. Peck.
548
00:34:34,598 --> 00:34:37,183
Very good. Just wanted to go in
and have a little look around.
549
00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:38,935
A quick peek.
550
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,938
Just long enough to jot down
the names of landlords...
551
00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:43,815
willing to make
campaign contributions.
552
00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:47,986
Contributions aimed at putting
our Mayor out of office.
553
00:34:48,069 --> 00:34:49,654
I'm afraid I'm going to
have to ask you to leave.
554
00:34:49,738 --> 00:34:52,574
Yes. If I were you, I'd
escort her outside right now.
555
00:34:52,782 --> 00:34:54,743
I just don't trust these people.
556
00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,703
You're absolutely right,
Mr. Peck.
557
00:34:56,786 --> 00:34:58,371
Yeah.
Join the winning team.
558
00:34:59,456 --> 00:35:01,207
I hope he gets hit by a bus.
559
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,919
Well done, Miss Henderson.
560
00:35:05,045 --> 00:35:06,838
We'll remember this
come November.
561
00:35:31,404 --> 00:35:34,240
A little odd that a man
who could own a building...
562
00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:36,159
the size of 700 Foster...
563
00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:39,329
would choose to spend his declining
years in a place like this.
564
00:35:39,412 --> 00:35:42,374
Not when you consider who owns
this lovely establishment.
565
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,000
Phillip Chadway.
566
00:35:46,252 --> 00:35:47,671
He's scum.
567
00:35:47,796 --> 00:35:49,631
Well, do you know
Phillip Chadway?
568
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:50,882
Never met him.
569
00:35:50,966 --> 00:35:53,593
But he owns this dump,
and half the city.
570
00:35:53,802 --> 00:35:55,261
Used to deliver mail to him...
571
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,555
when I was working
for the Post Office.
572
00:35:57,681 --> 00:35:59,933
Never once got a tip
at Christmas.
573
00:36:00,517 --> 00:36:02,310
I don't want
to be too personal...
574
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,897
but how did you manage to buy a
building on Foster Avenue...
575
00:36:06,022 --> 00:36:08,149
now that you're retired
and on a government pension?
576
00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,693
Didn't. How could I do that?
577
00:36:09,818 --> 00:36:11,611
According to the city
tax roll...
578
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:15,573
Nicholas Perry purchased a building
on the north side 6 months ago.
579
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:21,496
That's my name,
but that's not my signature.
580
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:22,664
Forgery.
581
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,292
It makes sense now.
582
00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:28,920
All those solicitations
we've been gettin'.
583
00:36:29,004 --> 00:36:30,839
- Solicitations?
- Yeah.
584
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:34,968
Me and Helen Bradshaw
and old man Sonsky.
585
00:36:35,051 --> 00:36:37,804
These things have been coming
in for the last few months.
586
00:36:37,887 --> 00:36:41,975
Roofers, fuel oil brochures,
wiring contractors.
587
00:36:42,308 --> 00:36:46,021
I got a whole shoebox
full of third class junk mail.
588
00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:49,399
Chadway must be buying buildings
in these people's names.
589
00:36:49,482 --> 00:36:52,235
Yeah. They own half the north
side and don't even know it.
590
00:36:52,402 --> 00:36:53,570
Mr. Perry...
591
00:36:54,404 --> 00:36:56,364
I think you're a wealthy man.
592
00:36:57,991 --> 00:37:00,910
Could you draw up a power
of attorney for me real quick?
593
00:37:01,411 --> 00:37:02,495
Sure.
594
00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:07,751
Tell Mr. Chadway the new owner of
700, Foster Avenue is calling.
595
00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:08,877
Who is this?
596
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,046
This is a close friend
of Nicholas Perry.
597
00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:13,381
He signed the property
over to me this afternoon.
598
00:37:13,506 --> 00:37:14,591
And what do you want?
599
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,343
Well, I believe I have the
missing piece to your puzzle...
600
00:37:17,427 --> 00:37:18,636
and I'm in the mood to sell.
601
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,890
I'd consider an offer
starting at, say, $2 million.
602
00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:25,477
I believe Mr. Perry paid less
than $200,000 for that building.
603
00:37:25,602 --> 00:37:27,437
That's true.
He got it at bargain price...
604
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,857
but since that time, there've been
some unusual depreciations...
605
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:33,359
not to mention a fire.
You know all about that.
606
00:37:33,526 --> 00:37:35,070
Yes, but $2 million is too much.
607
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:37,489
Mr. Perry and I
think it's fair.
608
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,240
But maybe you're right...
609
00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:43,244
maybe we should run it by the Mayor's
Office or the Crime Commission...
610
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,246
and see what kind of a figure
they come up with.
611
00:37:52,754 --> 00:37:54,047
I won't be long.
612
00:38:00,553 --> 00:38:01,805
Nice to see you.
613
00:38:02,388 --> 00:38:03,848
Right this way,
Mr. Chadway.
614
00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:06,142
- Yes, Father...
- O'Herlihy.
615
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,234
Oh, please.
616
00:38:16,111 --> 00:38:17,570
Palatial office, huh?
617
00:38:17,654 --> 00:38:19,155
Alvarez said we could use it.
618
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,741
He wouldn't be around for the
next three to five years.
619
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,243
Could we get this over with?
620
00:38:23,451 --> 00:38:24,452
Let's.
621
00:38:25,161 --> 00:38:27,622
I wasn't quite sure
how to make out the check.
622
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,128
Don't worry about it.
We'll fill it out.
623
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:35,755
One question.
624
00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:38,633
How many places did you empty
with Plout and his goons?
625
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,093
I was 10-0.
626
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:41,678
10-1.
627
00:38:43,388 --> 00:38:45,598
You try to interfere with
another one of my properties...
628
00:38:45,682 --> 00:38:48,560
and they won't be able to put you
guys back together with Krazy Glue.
629
00:38:59,362 --> 00:39:01,156
No problems, Colonel.
630
00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:07,412
Drive on.
631
00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:10,623
- We all set?
- You just give the signal.
632
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,667
Five minutes and boom!
633
00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:14,169
The boiler explodes.
634
00:39:14,335 --> 00:39:15,753
An unfortunate accident.
635
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,839
I don't want any of them
to get out of this alive.
636
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:20,341
You're kidding? The place
will be a parking lot.
637
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:23,011
Good, hit it.
638
00:39:37,358 --> 00:39:38,943
Team Two to Team One.
639
00:39:39,235 --> 00:39:40,987
I think I got something.
640
00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:42,572
Go ahead, Mama.
641
00:39:42,655 --> 00:39:44,616
Some guy just came running
out of the basement...
642
00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:46,701
and jumped into the limo
with Chadway.
643
00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:50,997
I knew he couldn't
leave well enough alone.
644
00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,793
A bomb.
645
00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:57,462
Let's go.
646
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,749
Boiler room!
647
00:40:46,261 --> 00:40:49,305
Homemade, digital.
Red, white and blue wires.
648
00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:53,226
I can't use the meter to find the
hot boiler. Might set it off.
649
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:55,061
Take your pick.
650
00:41:26,092 --> 00:41:28,261
Could you take a little
longer next time, B.A.?
651
00:41:28,344 --> 00:41:31,764
That way I can die of a heart attack and not
worry about being blown to smithereens.
652
00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:33,509
The next time,
you pick the right one.
653
00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:36,144
- No, thanks.
- Nice, B.A.
654
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:46,112
Yeah. I think we ought to return
this to the proper owner, don't you?
655
00:41:51,951 --> 00:41:53,619
Congratulations, Phillip.
656
00:41:53,995 --> 00:41:56,331
- I believe you've done it again.
- Well, thank you, Mr. Mayor.
657
00:41:56,497 --> 00:41:58,041
And let me add
that this hotel will be...
658
00:41:58,207 --> 00:42:00,418
a jewel in the crown
of the great city of Chicago.
659
00:42:01,377 --> 00:42:04,172
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
660
00:42:05,173 --> 00:42:07,300
We've prepared a short film
for you...
661
00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:11,429
to show you exactly how this building will
fit into Chicago's magnificent skyline.
662
00:42:15,475 --> 00:42:17,894
Hi, pal. You left this
in our basement.
663
00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:20,480
How did you get in here?
664
00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:22,315
Oh, we had invitations.
665
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,275
They can't be good.
666
00:42:25,735 --> 00:42:26,778
B.A.?
667
00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:30,823
You like that better?
668
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,951
We have a little story.
669
00:42:34,494 --> 00:42:38,414
Now Mr. Chadway has a slight
problem with this development.
670
00:42:38,915 --> 00:42:41,584
In that he doesn't
own this slice...
671
00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:45,546
right here.
672
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:49,801
The guests are gonna have a heck of a
time getting from the lobby to the pool.
673
00:42:50,259 --> 00:42:51,761
I wouldn't stay there.
674
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,514
Now you might think
we're picky...
675
00:42:54,597 --> 00:42:59,644
but we felt you were dealing in bad faith
when you put that bomb in our basement.
676
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,479
We're returning your check.
677
00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:06,901
Now, we thought
you folks might be curious...
678
00:43:07,026 --> 00:43:09,570
as to how this block
was acquired.
679
00:43:09,654 --> 00:43:11,697
So we made a little film.
680
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:14,242
You're gonna love this, Phil,
you're one of the stars.
681
00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:18,913
I can assure you that every piece
of property was acquired legally.
682
00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:20,748
So that we could proceed
with the development.
683
00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:21,833
Sure.
684
00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:25,628
Chicago. 1985.
685
00:43:25,753 --> 00:43:28,256
Phillip Chadway began a reign
of terror designed...
686
00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:31,425
to clear a buildings that stood
in the way of his latest hotel.
687
00:43:31,551 --> 00:43:34,387
...did you empty with
Plout and his goon squad?
688
00:43:34,554 --> 00:43:35,638
I was 10-0.
689
00:43:35,721 --> 00:43:37,557
You try to interfere with
another one of my properties...
690
00:43:37,723 --> 00:43:40,309
and they won't be able to put you
guys back together with Krazy Glue.
691
00:43:40,434 --> 00:43:42,603
This is a story of educated men.
692
00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:44,564
From the best of families
willing to--
693
00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:46,107
Hey, you're gonna miss the end.
694
00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,223
Let's go. We're out of here.
695
00:45:01,682 --> 00:45:06,437
Thank goodness you're here. We
were really stuck for an ending.
696
00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,282
Nice, Murdock.
697
00:45:24,038 --> 00:45:26,749
To a lovely lady
and a gracious hostess...
698
00:45:26,874 --> 00:45:29,752
who went out of her way
to make Christmas in July.
699
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,254
- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.
700
00:45:31,337 --> 00:45:32,380
Cheers.
701
00:45:32,588 --> 00:45:33,631
Well, thank you.
702
00:45:34,006 --> 00:45:35,967
And let me say thank you...
703
00:45:36,092 --> 00:45:39,804
to everyone of you for coming all
the way to Chicago to help me.
704
00:45:40,054 --> 00:45:42,515
And I want to add
one more thing.
705
00:45:43,057 --> 00:45:44,684
Dig in.
706
00:45:46,864 --> 00:45:48,810
- Okay.
- Thank you.
707
00:45:50,606 --> 00:45:53,150
So, what's the fate
of 700 Foster?
708
00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:55,486
Mr. Perry is moving in
next week.
709
00:45:55,569 --> 00:45:59,699
He has plans to restore the building, take
it co-op, so everybody can own a piece.
710
00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:03,160
B.A., Scoot...
711
00:46:03,286 --> 00:46:05,246
you know, your mom was telling
me about that time...
712
00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:07,999
that you were kept
after school...
713
00:46:08,124 --> 00:46:10,876
because you pulled
Wanda Taylor's pig tails.
714
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,921
Did Mama also tell you
about the time...
715
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,424
I threw Tommy Wilson out the
window for calling me Scooter?
716
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,175
Yeah. I think she did mention
something about that.
717
00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:21,053
Murdock, you are the craziest
fella I've ever met.
718
00:46:21,262 --> 00:46:23,389
I think I want to adopt you.
719
00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:26,809
Oh, then maybe I could be the
long lost brother he never had.
720
00:46:27,727 --> 00:46:30,354
Maybe you could be the ghost I never
had if you don't shut up, fool.
721
00:46:30,438 --> 00:46:31,731
Now, that's enough, Scooter.
722
00:46:31,814 --> 00:46:33,941
I'm gonna have to send you
to your room.
723
00:46:34,108 --> 00:46:37,153
You know, I wrote all the stories
down right here in my pad here.
724
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,447
You led a very
colorful childhood, B.A.
725
00:46:41,657 --> 00:46:43,409
Scooter, will you behave.
726
00:46:43,492 --> 00:46:45,411
You're always
threatenin' everybody.
727
00:46:45,578 --> 00:46:47,538
He's a real pussy cat, though.
728
00:46:47,663 --> 00:46:49,206
You know, I knew
he was gonna do that.
729
00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:51,500
I knew he was gonna take my pad,
I knew he was gonna tear it up.
730
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:54,920
That's why I put all the real
stories down in this pad.
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00:46:55,004 --> 00:46:56,589
I'm gonna use them
for my new book.
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00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:00,259
Scooting On A Scoot Through
Life With The Big Guy, Scooter.
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