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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,275 --> 00:00:02,277 This is a changing neighborhood. 2 00:00:04,154 --> 00:00:06,573 Nobody put their hands on my mother and live to tell about it. 3 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,495 Just sit back and enjoy the pleasures of air travel. 4 00:00:11,703 --> 00:00:14,373 Well, if you weren't such a wimp about flying... 5 00:00:14,456 --> 00:00:16,583 Why don't you two slimeballs bug off. 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,544 - Says who? - Says me! 7 00:00:18,669 --> 00:00:20,203 Throw him out, Murdock. 8 00:00:20,879 --> 00:00:23,298 - Who are you? - Mrs. Murdock. 9 00:00:26,051 --> 00:00:28,303 I don't want any of them to get out of this alive. 10 00:00:31,974 --> 00:00:34,309 In 1972, a crack commando unit... 11 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:36,186 was sent to prison by a military court... 12 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,729 for a crime they didn't commit. 13 00:00:37,813 --> 00:00:38,981 These men promptly escaped... 14 00:00:39,064 --> 00:00:40,607 from a maximum-security stockade... 15 00:00:40,691 --> 00:00:42,234 to the Los Angeles underground. 16 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:43,944 Today, still wanted by the government... 17 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:46,071 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 18 00:00:46,155 --> 00:00:48,490 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 19 00:00:48,574 --> 00:00:49,908 and if you can find them... 20 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:52,286 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 21 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,698 Hello again, everybody. 22 00:02:11,823 --> 00:02:13,784 With Hall of Famer Lou Boudreau... 23 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,078 Dwayne Statz and Vince Lloyd... 24 00:02:16,411 --> 00:02:18,997 this is Harry Carey at Wrigley Field. 25 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,750 The Cubs are leading 5-2. 26 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,253 Here's Sandberg. 27 00:02:25,337 --> 00:02:27,256 And a home run and a double. 28 00:02:28,173 --> 00:02:30,634 Nice and tall, rangy left-hander. 29 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:33,428 Now the pitch. 30 00:02:34,012 --> 00:02:36,056 There's a drive, way back... 31 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,600 it might be, it could be... 32 00:02:38,684 --> 00:02:40,310 It is! 33 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,729 Holy cow! 34 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:47,109 What a show Sandberg is putting on! 35 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:49,653 Boy, that's great hitting. 36 00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:53,532 Great clinic put on here today. 37 00:02:55,534 --> 00:02:57,327 Foxy mama coming. 38 00:02:57,953 --> 00:03:01,581 Hey, girl, you gonna invite me up to your place? 39 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,834 Please let me pass. 40 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:07,879 What's your hurry, cutie? We're just getting to know one another. 41 00:03:08,463 --> 00:03:09,631 Hmm? 42 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,050 Don't. 43 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,178 Where you going? 44 00:03:16,221 --> 00:03:18,473 You boys just get right out of here. 45 00:03:19,975 --> 00:03:23,562 You wanna party, too, Mama? The more the merrier. 46 00:03:23,729 --> 00:03:25,731 I told you last week, I'm gonna call the police... 47 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,691 if you don't stop hanging around on this stoop. 48 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,026 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 49 00:03:29,151 --> 00:03:31,778 - We live here now. - We're your new neighbors. 50 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:33,572 Yeah, we moved into 310. 51 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:34,531 The police ain't gonna come... 52 00:03:34,573 --> 00:03:36,783 and throw us out of our own apartment building, would they? 53 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,160 Huh? Huh? 54 00:03:38,577 --> 00:03:40,120 I'm gonna get the super. 55 00:03:40,245 --> 00:03:42,289 You don't need no more keys, someone broke the lock. 56 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:43,874 I don't know just what's going on around here... 57 00:03:43,999 --> 00:03:46,376 but I'm warning you, you better behave. 58 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,088 Or what? 59 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,092 Where's Mr. Sullivan? 60 00:03:55,177 --> 00:03:58,680 He made a career move. I'm the new super. Who are you? 61 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,474 Karen Messing, 305. 62 00:04:00,557 --> 00:04:01,641 Would you please come outside? 63 00:04:01,725 --> 00:04:03,477 There's something I think you should see. 64 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,232 You better learn to respect those who live around you. 65 00:04:09,691 --> 00:04:11,401 This is a changing neighborhood. 66 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,362 I'll change your face. 67 00:04:19,284 --> 00:04:20,994 Are you all right? 68 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:27,167 You boys have buried yourselves deep. 69 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,002 Thanks for the help. 70 00:04:29,086 --> 00:04:34,591 It may no longer be desirable to live in this building. 71 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,682 ...the second time this year Sandberg's-- 72 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,686 Game called on account of darkness. 73 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:48,647 I'm gonna call my son. 74 00:04:48,814 --> 00:04:52,234 And he's gonna take care of each and every one of you. 75 00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:56,655 We're shaking in our boots, lady. 76 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:59,324 Who is this guy, King Kong? 77 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:07,165 No, no, no. No way. I swear I didn't give this number to my date. 78 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:11,586 Denise Hall was the only time that happened, right? 79 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:14,798 If you'd have seen her, you'd agree she was a true emergency. 80 00:05:17,092 --> 00:05:20,512 Lou's Delivery. Yeah, what do you want? 81 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,519 It's long distance. It's for Mr. B.A. Baracus... 82 00:05:28,103 --> 00:05:30,772 the head of the A-Team. 83 00:05:38,697 --> 00:05:40,073 They broke my mother's arm. 84 00:05:40,198 --> 00:05:42,159 Nobody put their hands on my mother and live to tell about it. 85 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,327 We're going to Chicago right now, Hannibal. B.A.? 86 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,831 Now take it easy. We're behind you on this thing 100%. 87 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,417 Sure, B.A., whatever you say. Remember, you're our leader. 88 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,044 Look, man, I know I exaggerate sometime, but you do it all the time. 89 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:56,339 Actually, I always felt you had leadership potential. 90 00:05:56,506 --> 00:05:58,967 Hey, man, we gotta find the fastest way possible to get to my mother. 91 00:05:59,134 --> 00:06:00,594 That's gonna mean flying, big guy. 92 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:02,220 That's right, flying. 93 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:04,389 - You sure that's what you wanna do? - Yeah. 94 00:06:04,473 --> 00:06:06,558 This time, no commercial flights, they're always late. 95 00:06:06,641 --> 00:06:07,517 We can't be late. 96 00:06:07,642 --> 00:06:09,394 Faceman, I want you to scam a plane. 97 00:06:09,478 --> 00:06:10,854 Better yet, make that a jet. 98 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,273 2,000 miles in a private jet? 99 00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:15,775 I mean, fuel's $1 85 a gallon. That's expensive, B.A. 100 00:06:15,859 --> 00:06:18,528 Maybe we should consider driving to Chicago. 101 00:06:19,404 --> 00:06:20,780 I wanna fly! 102 00:06:21,072 --> 00:06:23,283 He wants to fly. 103 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,204 Look, big guy, now that you got the acrophobia licked... 104 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:30,040 just sit back and enjoy the pleasures of air travel. 105 00:06:37,047 --> 00:06:39,382 You know, Hannibal, ain't nothing to this flying. 106 00:06:39,508 --> 00:06:42,886 Just think, I've been a fool for all these years. 107 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,096 You're doing fine, B.A. 108 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:51,811 This is your Captain speaking. We're number two for takeoff. 109 00:06:51,895 --> 00:06:53,855 I will be turning off the No Smoking sign... 110 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,483 as soon as we reach our assigned altitude of 30,000 feet. 111 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:58,568 Until we do, I ask you to remain in your seat... 112 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:02,113 and keep your seat belt fastened in case we run into any unexpected turbulence. 113 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:04,366 We're just waiting for our final clearance here. 114 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:07,035 - Mama's waiting, fool! - And there it is. 115 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:25,345 Are you okay, B.A.? 116 00:07:28,098 --> 00:07:30,600 Maybe he needs a little air, Face. 117 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,935 Right. 118 00:07:40,735 --> 00:07:43,947 Now, that's the kind of service you don't get on coach. 119 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,042 - Mama, mama. - Come on in. 120 00:07:57,836 --> 00:08:00,505 Oh baby, I'm so glad to see you. 121 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,718 - Oh, and this must be Hannibal. - Mrs. Baracus. 122 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:07,012 - And Face. - How do you do? 123 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:11,224 He doesn't look like a crazy man. 124 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:12,642 Wait till you get to know me. 125 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,687 - Well, welcome to Chicago. - Give us a little smile, ma'am. 126 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:16,771 Cut it out, fool. 127 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:18,398 No, that's all right, Murdock. 128 00:08:18,481 --> 00:08:21,901 I have so few pictures of Scooter and me. 129 00:08:22,027 --> 00:08:23,612 - Scooter? - Scooter? 130 00:08:23,695 --> 00:08:25,947 - Scooter? - Well, yeah, you see... 131 00:08:26,031 --> 00:08:28,742 when B.A. was about knee-high... 132 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:31,286 his father gave him a little toy truck. 133 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,955 And he used to scoot this thing around the living room... 134 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,958 and wear my carpet down all day long. 135 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,419 Then he'd take that thing to bed with him at night. 136 00:08:39,544 --> 00:08:42,297 Oh, Ma, nobody call me Scooter any more. 137 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,674 Well, you'll always be Scooter to me. 138 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,718 I don't care how much jewelry you wear. 139 00:08:47,719 --> 00:08:50,013 A boy shouldn't wear more jewelry than his mother... 140 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,473 don't you agree? 141 00:08:53,808 --> 00:08:57,270 Ah, well, I think Scooter has a certain style... 142 00:08:57,354 --> 00:08:59,773 that allows for an excessive amount of jewelry. 143 00:09:00,065 --> 00:09:02,025 Well, I never will get used to it. 144 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:07,322 Oh, excuse me, honey. This is my friend, Karen. 145 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:09,741 - She's my upstairs neighbor. - How do you do? 146 00:09:09,824 --> 00:09:11,242 - Hi. - How do you do? 147 00:09:11,368 --> 00:09:13,495 Now, I want you all to come on in... 148 00:09:13,662 --> 00:09:17,123 and dig in and enjoy yourselves. Come on in here now. 149 00:09:17,999 --> 00:09:20,627 Oh, Mama, you don't have to go spending those money on us. 150 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,462 Now, don't you go telling me what to do. 151 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,005 You may be the head of this A-Team... 152 00:09:24,089 --> 00:09:26,925 but you're not the head of this house, until I'm in my grave. 153 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,762 And besides, Scooter, it's deli, your absolute favorite. 154 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:35,433 Now, you tell your troops to chow down or dig in or whatever it is you say. 155 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:38,144 Permission, sir? Proceed. 156 00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:42,190 Oh, yeah, Mama, has that Army dude been coming around looking for me? 157 00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:44,275 Especially at Christmas time. 158 00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:46,736 I'm sorry, Mama, I haven't been around on the holidays. 159 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,406 Well, if you weren't such a wimp about flying... 160 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,157 we could see each other more often. 161 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:53,034 I'd love to fly him anywhere, Mrs. B. 162 00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:57,372 Ain't that nice? I can see how come you and Scooter so close. 163 00:09:58,081 --> 00:10:01,543 But anyway, it shouldn't take something like this to get us together. 164 00:10:01,626 --> 00:10:03,253 You're right, Mama. I'm sorry. 165 00:10:03,378 --> 00:10:06,339 Well, that's all right, son. You're here now. 166 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,175 We got one heck of a problem. 167 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,969 Karen here, she's an attorney... 168 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,762 that's why I wanted you all to meet her. 169 00:10:12,887 --> 00:10:14,305 As far as I've researched... 170 00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:16,516 we have very little recourse here. 171 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:19,227 They just seem intent on emptying these units. 172 00:10:19,811 --> 00:10:22,230 You and your husband live in the building? 173 00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:26,025 I'm single. I have a two-bedroom on the third floor. 174 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,820 Ah, I'd love to see it sometime. 175 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:32,198 Scooter, honey, you gotta do something. 176 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,242 What's the plan, B.A.? 177 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,121 Yeah, we need a plan. 178 00:10:38,913 --> 00:10:40,206 Let me think. 179 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:45,128 You know, you were saying on the plane we could take over your mother's lease. 180 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,422 Now, that might be just the thing. 181 00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:50,091 That's right, Mama, we're gonna take over your lease. 182 00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:52,218 And where am I supposed to stay? 183 00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,889 B.A. thought you might move in with a friend temporarily. 184 00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:57,682 Yeah, that's other part of my plan. 185 00:10:57,766 --> 00:11:00,018 Yes, I would love to have you, Mrs. Baracus. 186 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:01,686 Well, I appreciate that, Karen. 187 00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:04,147 Good. The plan is working already. 188 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,983 Karen, do you have a tenants' association in this building? 189 00:11:07,108 --> 00:11:09,527 No. No tenants' association? 190 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,780 No wonder this has been going on. 191 00:11:11,863 --> 00:11:14,574 Maybe we should form one. What do you think, B.A.? 192 00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:16,993 Good idea, Hannibal. 193 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,703 We need one of those. 194 00:11:18,953 --> 00:11:19,913 That's the first step. 195 00:11:20,038 --> 00:11:22,665 Boy, B.A., you've got us on the jazz now. 196 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:26,795 Oh, he loves it when a plan comes together. 197 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:31,966 What's a committee gonna do for us? 198 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,719 I got junkies living right next door to me. 199 00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:37,347 I'd rather have the guy back with the stereo. 200 00:11:37,555 --> 00:11:39,933 According to the building chapter... 201 00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:42,519 we have the right to form a tenants' committee... 202 00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:46,064 to voice complaints to both the landlords and the city. 203 00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:47,232 Complain. Right. 204 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,483 Half the building's not here because... 205 00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:50,610 Rico and the other guys found out about the meeting. 206 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,946 You know what they said they'd do to us if we even showed up? 207 00:11:53,071 --> 00:11:56,115 I wish we had the strength to put these guys in their place. 208 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,575 We can do that for you. 209 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,660 But who are you? 210 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:01,746 We're just a group of concerned citizens. 211 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,748 We're dealing with criminals here. 212 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:05,542 What we need is a police force. 213 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,126 We can be your police force. 214 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:09,712 These guys wanna get rough, we can get rough. 215 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,297 I sure would like to see that... 216 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:14,133 but I've got a wife and kid to think about. 217 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,635 You wouldn't have to be involved. 218 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,805 All you folks would have to do is just keep your doors locked... 219 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:21,391 for the next few days and we'll take care of Rico. 220 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:24,352 I sure would like to see these guys get their heads handed to them. 221 00:12:24,769 --> 00:12:26,354 You would, huh? 222 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,483 Look at this. 223 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,318 We missed the start of the meeting. 224 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:33,862 This is a closed meeting. 225 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,322 Why don't you two slimeballs bug off. 226 00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:38,449 - Says who? - Says me! 227 00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:55,133 Now, you two find somewhere else to live. 228 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:58,928 And don't stop to tell Alvarez what happened. 229 00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:00,388 We're out of your lives. 230 00:13:00,471 --> 00:13:03,474 A wise decision. Throw him out, Murdock. 231 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,983 Now, the tenants' meeting is reconvened. 232 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,485 Where's Rico and Little Tommy? 233 00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:16,988 I don't know. I haven't seen them since last night. 234 00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:18,907 They were supposed to break up that meeting last night. 235 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,326 Excuse me, I'm coming through. 236 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,369 I need some space here. 237 00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:36,549 The Sleeper followed by Walking the Dog. 238 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,468 No applause, please. 239 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,513 Hey, geeko, go yo-yo somewhere else. 240 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:43,556 I can't. 241 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,226 My mommy told me not to stray too far from the building. 242 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,604 She might want to send me to the store or something. 243 00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:51,439 I never see you around here before. 244 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,985 We just moved into Mrs. Baracus' apartment. 245 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,904 We sublet around the world. 246 00:13:58,029 --> 00:14:00,448 Hey, you can't do that, you can't sublet! 247 00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:02,283 Why can't we? 248 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,118 Because I'm the super, that's why. 249 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,663 Mr. Alvarez, I'm pleased to meet you. 250 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:10,333 My mom is the new head of the Tenants' Association Committee... 251 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,753 and she gave me this little list of things that need to be fixed around the building. 252 00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:16,464 You ain't listening, kid. I said you can't live here! 253 00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:17,966 They told us we could. 254 00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:20,385 You see, we have to live here. 255 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:23,096 You see, we were living out in Evanston... 256 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,890 which made me inadmissible for the City Championships... 257 00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:29,978 which were to be held in the beautiful Aragon Ballroom. 258 00:14:32,146 --> 00:14:33,815 Oh, my goodness! 259 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,317 You had a complaint about the lock? 260 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:40,321 This is the head of the Tenants' Committee? 261 00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,824 You got a problem with the heat? 262 00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:45,660 My handyman will make all the necessary repairs. 263 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,495 What's he going to do? 264 00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:50,331 Oh! 265 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:55,003 Now you'll get a nice little cross breeze. 266 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:02,176 - He's so clumsy. - Please, stop. 267 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,595 We haven't done anything to you. 268 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,684 I'm gonna have to ask you fellows to leave. 269 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:14,397 You know, I've always wondered if the light was on when the door was closed. 270 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,190 Let's find out. 271 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:23,072 The answer to an age-old question. 272 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,952 Oh! 273 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,043 You forgot to break this. 274 00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:38,171 Very funny, yo-yo man. 275 00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:47,138 Please, not his yo-yo hand. 276 00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:50,767 I think it's time we had a little talk with the head of the Tenants' Committee. 277 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,978 You see, lady, you cannot sublet this apartment. 278 00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,315 And you certainly cannot come into this building and tell us how to run it. 279 00:15:57,398 --> 00:16:01,027 Now, we know you may have some inconvenience in your moving... 280 00:16:01,152 --> 00:16:04,322 so we're willing to pay you... 281 00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:08,284 $25 for your expenses. 282 00:16:08,993 --> 00:16:12,330 And you have 24 hours to pack your bags. 283 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:21,547 Oh, H.M., H.M. 284 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:28,429 Don't worry, Mom, we'll find us another place to live. 285 00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:05,758 You know, B.A., I think we're moving up in the world. 286 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,268 Just give me five minutes. 287 00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,990 - Trouble? - Piece of cake. 288 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,450 I didn't tell you could sit down. 289 00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,204 Yes, sir, Mr. Plout. 290 00:17:42,753 --> 00:17:44,172 Here's your $250. 291 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,798 How soon can you clear the joint? 292 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,926 After tonight, they'll all march in a straight line. 293 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,094 Good. 294 00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:52,722 Couple of days, I got a place for you on Addison. 295 00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:53,890 Yeah? 296 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,977 Maybe, after we move down on the place in Addison... 297 00:17:58,644 --> 00:17:59,729 I charge three-- 298 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,814 Maybe, after you move into that place on Addison... 299 00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:03,608 I break every bone in your body. 300 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,819 I can get anybody to drink beer and get sick on people's shoes. 301 00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:08,446 Always a pleasure. 302 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,001 Harrington Management. 303 00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:25,338 Now what would a slob like Alvarez be doing... 304 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,715 reporting to a high-priced management company? 305 00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,800 And not using the phone to do it. 306 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,181 You know, I have gone through all these rental records... 307 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:38,476 and there is no mention of a management company to run this building. 308 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:41,771 So, that's it. I knew something big was going on. 309 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,607 Come on, Scooter, let's go down and turn them guys upside down... 310 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,816 and see what falls out of their pockets. 311 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,653 Take it easy, Mama. Now where did you learn to talk like that from? 312 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,029 Don't you "take it easy" me. 313 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,865 Where do you think you got your fighting stock from to become the head of the A-Team? 314 00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,408 Mrs. Baracus... 315 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:58,371 I think we should let the head of the Tenants' Committee handle this. 316 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,793 I tried to stop them, Mr. Plout. 317 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,835 Who the hell are you? 318 00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:08,589 No, that's all right, you don't have to stand up. 319 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,925 I am Mrs. Murdock. 320 00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:13,928 I'm chairwoman of the Tenants' Committee... 321 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:17,515 for 700 Foster Avenue. - Yeah? 322 00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:20,142 Well, turn that dune buggy around and roll on out of here. 323 00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:23,938 Not until I read my list of complaints, young man. 324 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,982 Show him, H.M. 325 00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:31,737 Here's one for you... 326 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:36,200 and there's one for us. - Yes. 327 00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:41,455 H.M. typed two copies. He's such a clever boy. 328 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,666 Did you know... 329 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,045 he won the Regional Hula-Hoop Championship... 330 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,172 when he was only eight years old? 331 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,801 But my real ambition is the yo-yo. 332 00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:55,052 Shut up, kid. 333 00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:57,763 Look, lady, somebody's obviously mistaken. 334 00:19:57,888 --> 00:20:00,099 I don't have anything to do with 700, Foster. 335 00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:03,769 But Mr. Alvarez pointed us in this direction. 336 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,396 Mr. Alvarez did? 337 00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:09,025 Well, your Mr. Alvarez must've had a few too many beers. 338 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,986 Ah, you know him, because that's all he does... 339 00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:13,404 all day long. 340 00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:16,991 Rock the cat in the cradle. 341 00:20:20,911 --> 00:20:22,121 You see? 342 00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,040 Now... 343 00:20:25,249 --> 00:20:28,711 apartment 312 needs a new refrigerator... 344 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,838 and the wiring on the fourth floor... 345 00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:33,466 is, you'll pardon the expression, exposed. 346 00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:37,678 The fire escape on the east side is rusted... 347 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,929 and it won't... 348 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,433 Well, it won't go down properly at all. 349 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:46,354 And we were promised... 350 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,856 skylights in the lobby. 351 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,608 Hey! Enough! 352 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:54,862 Now you and the space cadet hit the streets before I throw you out the window. 353 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,365 You can't be that nasty. 354 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,284 Even you must have a mother. 355 00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:01,911 Around the World. 356 00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,206 Get them out of my sight! 357 00:21:05,956 --> 00:21:07,833 Thanks for coming by. Meeting's over. 358 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,960 Oh, not quite. 359 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:35,986 Now, son. 360 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,863 Look, The Sleeper, Mom. 361 00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:39,990 Oh, H.M. 362 00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:47,832 Now, I urge you to heed the list. 363 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,501 You have until 5:00 tonight. 364 00:21:50,668 --> 00:21:53,629 If you do not take appropriate action... 365 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,381 we will be forced... 366 00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,760 to mail our list to the Housing Commission. 367 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:04,140 Thank you for taking the time to see us. 368 00:22:18,863 --> 00:22:20,990 Yeah, same problem, Mr. Chadway. 369 00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:23,367 I told you not to use the telephone. 370 00:22:23,492 --> 00:22:24,952 We got a big problem. 371 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,829 If you wish to meet with me... 372 00:22:27,621 --> 00:22:29,832 you can set up an appointment and come by my office. 373 00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:32,585 Hey! 700 Foster Avenue, okay? 374 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:33,836 You ain't gonna get it. 375 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,547 - I'll make some time for you. - Good. 376 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,265 He's on the move. Slide over. 377 00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:41,987 Do you mind if I do the honors? 378 00:23:42,529 --> 00:23:44,156 Okay, be my guest. 379 00:23:52,623 --> 00:23:54,708 - Somebody hit your car. - What? 380 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,752 This isn't my day. 381 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,796 Maybe it was an old lady in a wheelchair. 382 00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,257 Please send him in. 383 00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:10,057 My, what a lovely office it is. 384 00:24:10,391 --> 00:24:11,892 A priest hit my car? 385 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:15,187 You must be Mr. Phillip Chadway. 386 00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:18,440 I recognize you from your picture in the newspapers, you know. 387 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:21,986 - Yes, Father-- - Shawn O'Herlihy. 388 00:24:22,152 --> 00:24:23,445 It's a real pleasure. 389 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:27,199 And I must say, I'm a great fan of the Titans, they're a great bunch of footballers. 390 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,702 And I tell you, they're gonna be in the Super Bowl next year. 391 00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,412 From your mouth to God's ear, Father. 392 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:33,330 How bad is the damage? 393 00:24:33,497 --> 00:24:35,833 Well, I'm afraid I whacked it a pretty good one. 394 00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,544 I just got the thing last week and already it gets nailed? 395 00:24:38,627 --> 00:24:40,462 Take it easy, David. Actually you're very lucky. 396 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:42,006 A lot of people would have just driven away. 397 00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:45,426 Oh, my, no. I couldn't have that on my conscience, now, could I? 398 00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:48,012 No, Father, it shouldn't take a priest to find an honest man. 399 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,431 Oh, so right you are. 400 00:24:50,681 --> 00:24:52,516 So, here is my number. 401 00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:55,865 Now you just give me a call and I'll send you a check. 402 00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,438 - Yeah, right. - Right. 403 00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,649 Well, it's been such a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Chadway. 404 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,527 I wonder if you might accept this wee gift from the diocese. 405 00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:07,448 It's the new edition of St. Patrick's Proverbs For The Good Life. 406 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,452 With a new larger type print. 407 00:25:11,535 --> 00:25:13,620 Well, thank you, Father, that's very kind of you. 408 00:25:13,704 --> 00:25:17,082 Well, I must be on my way. I've got a funeral at 4:00, you know. 409 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:20,711 Well, good day, gentlemen and bless you all. 410 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:25,799 You were saying? 411 00:25:25,883 --> 00:25:28,635 I never saw anything like it. They tore up the whole place. 412 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,221 If we lose that building, we could lose the whole project. 413 00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:33,599 - Millions of dollars are at stake. - They ain't leaving. 414 00:25:33,682 --> 00:25:35,768 Then crank it up to 10. I want those people out of there. 415 00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:37,895 I can't get the Mayor to support my redevelopment program... 416 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,313 without those apartments being empty. 417 00:25:39,396 --> 00:25:40,481 So, you do whatever you have to do... 418 00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:42,232 and they can't trace it back to me. 419 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:44,651 I don't own the building. 420 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:47,529 Well, it doesn't take a genius to see what Chadway's up to. 421 00:25:47,654 --> 00:25:51,158 There's been an awful lot of real estate activity lately in just one city block. 422 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,078 Well, he must have something big in mind if he needs the entire block. 423 00:25:54,203 --> 00:25:55,871 Another one of his hotels from outer space. 424 00:25:55,996 --> 00:25:58,165 He's got this building, this building and this building. 425 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,167 And guess whose building is right in the middle? 426 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,627 - Mama's building. - Right. 427 00:26:01,752 --> 00:26:05,631 Well, he's probably buying them for a song by using phony buyers. 428 00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:08,217 Sure. If they knew about his hotel, they'd charge him 10 times as much. 429 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,269 This is Team Three. 430 00:26:09,385 --> 00:26:11,470 The rear of the building is clear. Out. 431 00:26:12,554 --> 00:26:14,056 It's all clear on the roof. 432 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:15,557 Headed down to Three. 433 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,267 Team One, Team Two. 434 00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:18,644 Come in, please. 435 00:26:18,769 --> 00:26:19,853 What is your location? 436 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,730 I've just come from Two. 437 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:24,191 We should have someone on every floor by now. 438 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,692 I'm coming back up. 439 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,277 The basement seems quiet. 440 00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:29,113 No suspicious activity. 441 00:26:29,363 --> 00:26:32,825 Team Two, will you please meet Mrs. Jackson on Four. 442 00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:35,619 I do not want her going into that basement alone. 443 00:26:43,377 --> 00:26:45,003 Try to make it look like an accident. 444 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:48,132 Hey, just too many appliances in one socket, huh? 445 00:26:54,263 --> 00:26:56,598 Place needed redecorating anyway. 446 00:26:56,807 --> 00:26:58,559 Face, we gotta find out... 447 00:26:58,642 --> 00:27:01,770 who is the legal owner of 700 Foster Avenue. 448 00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:04,648 Well, a little visit to the City Hall should do the trick. 449 00:27:07,317 --> 00:27:08,861 We got smoke on One! 450 00:27:09,486 --> 00:27:11,238 Guys, get the building cleared. Come on. 451 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,699 Everybody, out! We got a fire on One! Let's go. 452 00:27:39,016 --> 00:27:40,726 Come on, let's go. There's a fire. 453 00:27:40,809 --> 00:27:43,520 Listen, Mama. Don't panic. Don't panic... 454 00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:45,522 till you're out the front door. 455 00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:52,905 B.A... 456 00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:55,949 see if you can get this open here. 457 00:28:01,163 --> 00:28:03,999 They trashed all the fire equipment but the building's clear. 458 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,584 Give me that drain pipe. 459 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:17,763 I got it. 460 00:28:17,971 --> 00:28:19,264 I got it. 461 00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:30,817 Nice work, Murdock. 462 00:29:18,574 --> 00:29:20,534 - Yeah. - Yeah, baby. 463 00:29:41,722 --> 00:29:43,223 That's my son. 464 00:29:46,935 --> 00:29:48,353 The police are on the way. 465 00:29:48,437 --> 00:29:50,814 I'm placing you under citizen's arrest. 466 00:29:50,939 --> 00:29:53,525 You try to make a move and I'll slap you silly. 467 00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:59,281 And you can tell your friend, Mr. Chadway... 468 00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:02,117 that the Tenants' Committee is still in business. 469 00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:05,287 Tell him that we love it here. 470 00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:14,296 Thanks for bailing me out of jail, Mr. Chadway. 471 00:30:14,463 --> 00:30:17,174 Just find out who the hell those guys are, understand me? 472 00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:18,258 Yeah. 473 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,718 And one more thing, Plout. 474 00:30:19,801 --> 00:30:22,763 No more visits. From now on, I'll call you. 475 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:30,896 Dorothy, what's the verdict? 476 00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:33,732 It's going to be another smashing success, Mr. Chadway. 477 00:30:33,815 --> 00:30:36,985 - Your father would be very proud of you. - Oh, thank you. 478 00:30:39,363 --> 00:30:41,031 I'm sorry, Mrs. B. 479 00:30:41,156 --> 00:30:43,659 That's all right, Murdock. It's nice to have somebody... 480 00:30:43,784 --> 00:30:46,036 under foot around the house, if you know what I mean. 481 00:30:46,203 --> 00:30:48,372 Baby, this one's yours. 482 00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:50,040 Thank you, Mama. 483 00:30:50,207 --> 00:30:51,541 Hey, Hannibal. 484 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:53,001 This thing is dead. 485 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,836 He must have found it and broken it. 486 00:30:55,128 --> 00:31:00,258 Okay. Face, find out who owns 700 Foster Avenue. 487 00:31:00,509 --> 00:31:01,927 Well, I'll need some help. 488 00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:05,806 Uh, Karen, why don't you and I pay a visit to City Hall? 489 00:31:06,556 --> 00:31:09,726 I tried that three times and I just keep getting stonewalled. 490 00:31:09,893 --> 00:31:13,105 Well, it's not who you ask, it's how you ask that counts. 491 00:31:13,563 --> 00:31:17,526 Murdock, you and B.A. get over to Chadway Plaza and keep an eye on that guy. 492 00:31:17,693 --> 00:31:19,986 Scooter and I are on our way, Colonel. 493 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,200 Chicago. Summer. 1985. 494 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:28,954 Little did Phillip Chadway, the Whiz of the Windy City realize... 495 00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:32,416 that he was soon to leave this world the way he came in, crying. 496 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:36,586 For the Untouchables, led by the incorruptible Eliot "Scooter" Baracus... 497 00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:39,381 were about to rain on his corporate parade. 498 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,466 I got to work with this crazy fool? 499 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,769 - There it is again. - What? 500 00:31:53,395 --> 00:31:54,646 The quiet. 501 00:31:55,230 --> 00:31:57,482 I never quite get used to it. 502 00:31:58,358 --> 00:32:00,652 Lot of memories in this old house. 503 00:32:02,112 --> 00:32:04,656 I remember the day that Scooter came and told me... 504 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:07,033 that he had signed up for the Army. 505 00:32:07,242 --> 00:32:10,746 He was just a boy. 18. 506 00:32:11,621 --> 00:32:13,915 They told him they'd teach him a trade. 507 00:32:14,207 --> 00:32:16,293 He'd come home a trained mechanic... 508 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:19,588 and maybe be able to have a shop of his own. 509 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,550 I was just hoping and praying he'd come home at all. 510 00:32:26,511 --> 00:32:30,557 Circumstances sometimes change a man's destiny, Mrs. B. 511 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:35,687 I'm not blaming anybody because Scooter turned out to be a fugitive. 512 00:32:36,062 --> 00:32:38,106 That's just the way that things happen. 513 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:42,486 I did used to worry about him a lot, though, out there all alone... 514 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:44,529 no family to go home to. 515 00:32:45,989 --> 00:32:48,450 Then, one Christmas, he sent me this card. 516 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,535 Well, it wasn't really a card. 517 00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:55,457 It was a photograph of the four of you, someplace in Texas. 518 00:32:56,082 --> 00:32:59,002 And he had tied a red and green ribbon on it. 519 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,588 And on the back of it, he had written... 520 00:33:02,005 --> 00:33:06,343 "Don't worry, Mama. I'm not alone for Christmas." 521 00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:09,304 He must've been reading my mind. 522 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:13,892 I wish I could promise you that he'd come home for Christmas someday and stay. 523 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:18,063 I know you can't, and I accepted that a long time ago. 524 00:33:18,313 --> 00:33:20,106 But I tell you one thing, Hannibal... 525 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,317 I sleep a whole lot better now... 526 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,070 knowing that he's not out there alone. 527 00:33:25,695 --> 00:33:27,364 He's with his family. 528 00:33:32,452 --> 00:33:35,747 But those documents are a matter of public record. 529 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,707 They certainly are. 530 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,001 But you have to fill out these request forms... 531 00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,421 and wait the required 48 hours. Good day, Miss. 532 00:33:47,175 --> 00:33:50,053 Would $20 get me into the files a little quicker? 533 00:33:50,136 --> 00:33:52,138 The penalty for bribing a city official... 534 00:33:52,222 --> 00:33:55,642 is a $5,000 fine or 90 days in jail. 535 00:33:55,851 --> 00:33:58,311 Would you like to reconsider your last offer? 536 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:02,899 Please, I absolutely must get into those records. You have no idea. 537 00:34:03,024 --> 00:34:04,609 Peddle it somewhere else, Miss. 538 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:08,238 No one gets by Hildy Henderson without proper procedure. 539 00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:10,991 Miss Hildegard Henderson, clerk of deeds. 540 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:11,793 Yes. 541 00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:13,851 I have a request from the Mayor's office. 542 00:34:15,495 --> 00:34:18,081 Wait a second, I know you. 543 00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:20,750 - I can explain. - I bet you can. 544 00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:24,170 I thought I told you to stay out of this building until after the election. 545 00:34:25,755 --> 00:34:28,133 Matt Peck, Mayor's Committee to Reelect. 546 00:34:28,216 --> 00:34:32,721 I trust this lady has been denied access to the tax rolls. 547 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,472 She most certainly was, Mr. Peck. 548 00:34:34,598 --> 00:34:37,183 Very good. Just wanted to go in and have a little look around. 549 00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:38,935 A quick peek. 550 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,938 Just long enough to jot down the names of landlords... 551 00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:43,815 willing to make campaign contributions. 552 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:47,986 Contributions aimed at putting our Mayor out of office. 553 00:34:48,069 --> 00:34:49,654 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 554 00:34:49,738 --> 00:34:52,574 Yes. If I were you, I'd escort her outside right now. 555 00:34:52,782 --> 00:34:54,743 I just don't trust these people. 556 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,703 You're absolutely right, Mr. Peck. 557 00:34:56,786 --> 00:34:58,371 Yeah. Join the winning team. 558 00:34:59,456 --> 00:35:01,207 I hope he gets hit by a bus. 559 00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,919 Well done, Miss Henderson. 560 00:35:05,045 --> 00:35:06,838 We'll remember this come November. 561 00:35:31,404 --> 00:35:34,240 A little odd that a man who could own a building... 562 00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:36,159 the size of 700 Foster... 563 00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:39,329 would choose to spend his declining years in a place like this. 564 00:35:39,412 --> 00:35:42,374 Not when you consider who owns this lovely establishment. 565 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,000 Phillip Chadway. 566 00:35:46,252 --> 00:35:47,671 He's scum. 567 00:35:47,796 --> 00:35:49,631 Well, do you know Phillip Chadway? 568 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:50,882 Never met him. 569 00:35:50,966 --> 00:35:53,593 But he owns this dump, and half the city. 570 00:35:53,802 --> 00:35:55,261 Used to deliver mail to him... 571 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,555 when I was working for the Post Office. 572 00:35:57,681 --> 00:35:59,933 Never once got a tip at Christmas. 573 00:36:00,517 --> 00:36:02,310 I don't want to be too personal... 574 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,897 but how did you manage to buy a building on Foster Avenue... 575 00:36:06,022 --> 00:36:08,149 now that you're retired and on a government pension? 576 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,693 Didn't. How could I do that? 577 00:36:09,818 --> 00:36:11,611 According to the city tax roll... 578 00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:15,573 Nicholas Perry purchased a building on the north side 6 months ago. 579 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:21,496 That's my name, but that's not my signature. 580 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:22,664 Forgery. 581 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,292 It makes sense now. 582 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:28,920 All those solicitations we've been gettin'. 583 00:36:29,004 --> 00:36:30,839 - Solicitations? - Yeah. 584 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:34,968 Me and Helen Bradshaw and old man Sonsky. 585 00:36:35,051 --> 00:36:37,804 These things have been coming in for the last few months. 586 00:36:37,887 --> 00:36:41,975 Roofers, fuel oil brochures, wiring contractors. 587 00:36:42,308 --> 00:36:46,021 I got a whole shoebox full of third class junk mail. 588 00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:49,399 Chadway must be buying buildings in these people's names. 589 00:36:49,482 --> 00:36:52,235 Yeah. They own half the north side and don't even know it. 590 00:36:52,402 --> 00:36:53,570 Mr. Perry... 591 00:36:54,404 --> 00:36:56,364 I think you're a wealthy man. 592 00:36:57,991 --> 00:37:00,910 Could you draw up a power of attorney for me real quick? 593 00:37:01,411 --> 00:37:02,495 Sure. 594 00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:07,751 Tell Mr. Chadway the new owner of 700, Foster Avenue is calling. 595 00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:08,877 Who is this? 596 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,046 This is a close friend of Nicholas Perry. 597 00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:13,381 He signed the property over to me this afternoon. 598 00:37:13,506 --> 00:37:14,591 And what do you want? 599 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,343 Well, I believe I have the missing piece to your puzzle... 600 00:37:17,427 --> 00:37:18,636 and I'm in the mood to sell. 601 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,890 I'd consider an offer starting at, say, $2 million. 602 00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:25,477 I believe Mr. Perry paid less than $200,000 for that building. 603 00:37:25,602 --> 00:37:27,437 That's true. He got it at bargain price... 604 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,857 but since that time, there've been some unusual depreciations... 605 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:33,359 not to mention a fire. You know all about that. 606 00:37:33,526 --> 00:37:35,070 Yes, but $2 million is too much. 607 00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:37,489 Mr. Perry and I think it's fair. 608 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,240 But maybe you're right... 609 00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:43,244 maybe we should run it by the Mayor's Office or the Crime Commission... 610 00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,246 and see what kind of a figure they come up with. 611 00:37:52,754 --> 00:37:54,047 I won't be long. 612 00:38:00,553 --> 00:38:01,805 Nice to see you. 613 00:38:02,388 --> 00:38:03,848 Right this way, Mr. Chadway. 614 00:38:03,932 --> 00:38:06,142 - Yes, Father... - O'Herlihy. 615 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,234 Oh, please. 616 00:38:16,111 --> 00:38:17,570 Palatial office, huh? 617 00:38:17,654 --> 00:38:19,155 Alvarez said we could use it. 618 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,741 He wouldn't be around for the next three to five years. 619 00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,243 Could we get this over with? 620 00:38:23,451 --> 00:38:24,452 Let's. 621 00:38:25,161 --> 00:38:27,622 I wasn't quite sure how to make out the check. 622 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,128 Don't worry about it. We'll fill it out. 623 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:35,755 One question. 624 00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:38,633 How many places did you empty with Plout and his goons? 625 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,093 I was 10-0. 626 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:41,678 10-1. 627 00:38:43,388 --> 00:38:45,598 You try to interfere with another one of my properties... 628 00:38:45,682 --> 00:38:48,560 and they won't be able to put you guys back together with Krazy Glue. 629 00:38:59,362 --> 00:39:01,156 No problems, Colonel. 630 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:07,412 Drive on. 631 00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:10,623 - We all set? - You just give the signal. 632 00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,667 Five minutes and boom! 633 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:14,169 The boiler explodes. 634 00:39:14,335 --> 00:39:15,753 An unfortunate accident. 635 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,839 I don't want any of them to get out of this alive. 636 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:20,341 You're kidding? The place will be a parking lot. 637 00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:23,011 Good, hit it. 638 00:39:37,358 --> 00:39:38,943 Team Two to Team One. 639 00:39:39,235 --> 00:39:40,987 I think I got something. 640 00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:42,572 Go ahead, Mama. 641 00:39:42,655 --> 00:39:44,616 Some guy just came running out of the basement... 642 00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:46,701 and jumped into the limo with Chadway. 643 00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:50,997 I knew he couldn't leave well enough alone. 644 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,793 A bomb. 645 00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:57,462 Let's go. 646 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,749 Boiler room! 647 00:40:46,261 --> 00:40:49,305 Homemade, digital. Red, white and blue wires. 648 00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:53,226 I can't use the meter to find the hot boiler. Might set it off. 649 00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:55,061 Take your pick. 650 00:41:26,092 --> 00:41:28,261 Could you take a little longer next time, B.A.? 651 00:41:28,344 --> 00:41:31,764 That way I can die of a heart attack and not worry about being blown to smithereens. 652 00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:33,509 The next time, you pick the right one. 653 00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:36,144 - No, thanks. - Nice, B.A. 654 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:46,112 Yeah. I think we ought to return this to the proper owner, don't you? 655 00:41:51,951 --> 00:41:53,619 Congratulations, Phillip. 656 00:41:53,995 --> 00:41:56,331 - I believe you've done it again. - Well, thank you, Mr. Mayor. 657 00:41:56,497 --> 00:41:58,041 And let me add that this hotel will be... 658 00:41:58,207 --> 00:42:00,418 a jewel in the crown of the great city of Chicago. 659 00:42:01,377 --> 00:42:04,172 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. 660 00:42:05,173 --> 00:42:07,300 We've prepared a short film for you... 661 00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:11,429 to show you exactly how this building will fit into Chicago's magnificent skyline. 662 00:42:15,475 --> 00:42:17,894 Hi, pal. You left this in our basement. 663 00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:20,480 How did you get in here? 664 00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:22,315 Oh, we had invitations. 665 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,275 They can't be good. 666 00:42:25,735 --> 00:42:26,778 B.A.? 667 00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:30,823 You like that better? 668 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,951 We have a little story. 669 00:42:34,494 --> 00:42:38,414 Now Mr. Chadway has a slight problem with this development. 670 00:42:38,915 --> 00:42:41,584 In that he doesn't own this slice... 671 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:45,546 right here. 672 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:49,801 The guests are gonna have a heck of a time getting from the lobby to the pool. 673 00:42:50,259 --> 00:42:51,761 I wouldn't stay there. 674 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,514 Now you might think we're picky... 675 00:42:54,597 --> 00:42:59,644 but we felt you were dealing in bad faith when you put that bomb in our basement. 676 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,479 We're returning your check. 677 00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:06,901 Now, we thought you folks might be curious... 678 00:43:07,026 --> 00:43:09,570 as to how this block was acquired. 679 00:43:09,654 --> 00:43:11,697 So we made a little film. 680 00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:14,242 You're gonna love this, Phil, you're one of the stars. 681 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:18,913 I can assure you that every piece of property was acquired legally. 682 00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:20,748 So that we could proceed with the development. 683 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:21,833 Sure. 684 00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:25,628 Chicago. 1985. 685 00:43:25,753 --> 00:43:28,256 Phillip Chadway began a reign of terror designed... 686 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:31,425 to clear a buildings that stood in the way of his latest hotel. 687 00:43:31,551 --> 00:43:34,387 ...did you empty with Plout and his goon squad? 688 00:43:34,554 --> 00:43:35,638 I was 10-0. 689 00:43:35,721 --> 00:43:37,557 You try to interfere with another one of my properties... 690 00:43:37,723 --> 00:43:40,309 and they won't be able to put you guys back together with Krazy Glue. 691 00:43:40,434 --> 00:43:42,603 This is a story of educated men. 692 00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:44,564 From the best of families willing to-- 693 00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:46,107 Hey, you're gonna miss the end. 694 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,223 Let's go. We're out of here. 695 00:45:01,682 --> 00:45:06,437 Thank goodness you're here. We were really stuck for an ending. 696 00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,282 Nice, Murdock. 697 00:45:24,038 --> 00:45:26,749 To a lovely lady and a gracious hostess... 698 00:45:26,874 --> 00:45:29,752 who went out of her way to make Christmas in July. 699 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,254 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 700 00:45:31,337 --> 00:45:32,380 Cheers. 701 00:45:32,588 --> 00:45:33,631 Well, thank you. 702 00:45:34,006 --> 00:45:35,967 And let me say thank you... 703 00:45:36,092 --> 00:45:39,804 to everyone of you for coming all the way to Chicago to help me. 704 00:45:40,054 --> 00:45:42,515 And I want to add one more thing. 705 00:45:43,057 --> 00:45:44,684 Dig in. 706 00:45:46,864 --> 00:45:48,810 - Okay. - Thank you. 707 00:45:50,606 --> 00:45:53,150 So, what's the fate of 700 Foster? 708 00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:55,486 Mr. Perry is moving in next week. 709 00:45:55,569 --> 00:45:59,699 He has plans to restore the building, take it co-op, so everybody can own a piece. 710 00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:03,160 B.A., Scoot... 711 00:46:03,286 --> 00:46:05,246 you know, your mom was telling me about that time... 712 00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:07,999 that you were kept after school... 713 00:46:08,124 --> 00:46:10,876 because you pulled Wanda Taylor's pig tails. 714 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,921 Did Mama also tell you about the time... 715 00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,424 I threw Tommy Wilson out the window for calling me Scooter? 716 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,175 Yeah. I think she did mention something about that. 717 00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:21,053 Murdock, you are the craziest fella I've ever met. 718 00:46:21,262 --> 00:46:23,389 I think I want to adopt you. 719 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:26,809 Oh, then maybe I could be the long lost brother he never had. 720 00:46:27,727 --> 00:46:30,354 Maybe you could be the ghost I never had if you don't shut up, fool. 721 00:46:30,438 --> 00:46:31,731 Now, that's enough, Scooter. 722 00:46:31,814 --> 00:46:33,941 I'm gonna have to send you to your room. 723 00:46:34,108 --> 00:46:37,153 You know, I wrote all the stories down right here in my pad here. 724 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,447 You led a very colorful childhood, B.A. 725 00:46:41,657 --> 00:46:43,409 Scooter, will you behave. 726 00:46:43,492 --> 00:46:45,411 You're always threatenin' everybody. 727 00:46:45,578 --> 00:46:47,538 He's a real pussy cat, though. 728 00:46:47,663 --> 00:46:49,206 You know, I knew he was gonna do that. 729 00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:51,500 I knew he was gonna take my pad, I knew he was gonna tear it up. 730 00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:54,920 That's why I put all the real stories down in this pad. 731 00:46:55,004 --> 00:46:56,589 I'm gonna use them for my new book. 732 00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:00,259 Scooting On A Scoot Through Life With The Big Guy, Scooter. 54320

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