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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:25,667 Today is the third happiest day of my life. 2 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:27,500 The first... 3 00:00:28,417 --> 00:00:30,625 was the day Valentina was born. 4 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:35,250 The second, the day she started working at the firm. 5 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:37,417 That's where she met Agust�n, 6 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:41,667 one of my best lawyers, and even more important, 7 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,875 a good man. 8 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:45,167 Today they got married 9 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,375 in the same church that I got married in. 10 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:50,125 Well, Isabel and I. 11 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:03,875 I'm sure that Agust�n will give her the life I always wanted her to have. 12 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:05,000 And finally, 13 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:08,250 the fourth most important day of my life 14 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:11,458 will be the day they give me my first grandchild. 15 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:14,458 I hope it's very soon. Thank you very much. 16 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,042 He has no fucking clue. 17 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,000 If I ate a crossword, I'd shit a better speech. 18 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:20,250 No, it was great. Arturo! 19 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,292 Arturo's my man, I'm his biggest fan. 20 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:28,083 Jesus, that's enough. 21 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,125 -No, it was great. -Thanks. 22 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,167 Really. Really. 23 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:35,125 You sure got lucky with Valentina's boyfriend. 24 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:35,875 Yeah. 25 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:40,333 I hope my Marta finds a kid who makes her laugh some day. 26 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:44,042 Well, and me too. If he's funny, we're both in the bag. 27 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,583 Okay, you've rehearsed. Let's go. 28 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,833 Hold on there, Bruce Willis. 29 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:52,750 You're next. 30 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:57,208 I heard Sarai has a boyfriend. 31 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,167 No, she doesn't. 32 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,250 Sure she does! 33 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,833 Arturo! He says Sarai doesn't have a boyfriend. 34 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,625 No? 35 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:06,875 No. 36 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:09,417 You would know, you're her dad. 37 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,250 Of course I would know. She doesn't. 38 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:14,500 Arturo, hurry up! Everyone's in the church! 39 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:16,500 Here, let's take a selfie. 40 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,375 The priest won't let anyone take photos in the church. 41 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:21,625 Arturo, smile back there! 42 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:22,917 -No photos. -There. 43 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,042 Don't take my photo, you schmuck! 44 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:29,125 Isabel, please. Don't stick me with these two baboons. 45 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:30,667 But they're your family. 46 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,375 They're not my family! They're my brothers-in-law. 47 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,375 How are you, sweetie? 48 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,667 Fine, a little nervous. 49 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,750 Just relax. Today's a day to be relaxed. 50 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,667 -Okay. -I'm going to see my sister. 51 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,292 Too much cleavage! 52 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,958 Sarai, tell me! 53 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:06,917 Is it a girl? If it is, I don't care. 54 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,583 Mom, you'll meet him soon enough. 55 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:09,542 Then it's a boy. 56 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,292 Here comes your dad. 57 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:19,583 Hey. 58 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,750 Have you got a boyfriend? 59 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:27,000 No, no. I don't, Dad, don't worry. 60 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,625 Agent Scully. 61 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,750 They're waiting for you in the church to play cello. 62 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:49,917 Yes, yes. 63 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,958 Agent Mulder, this is Dani. Dani, 64 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:55,042 -Agent Mulder. -Hello. 65 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:59,208 I'm Chus, the little girl's father. 66 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:00,375 Nice to meet you. 67 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,250 Anyway, I'm off. 68 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:03,167 Okay. 69 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,542 Sweetie, are you okay? 70 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:23,167 Yeah. 71 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:24,708 I'm just excited. 72 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:26,542 Look, 73 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:30,667 I know I'm not the most expressive father in the world, but... 74 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,958 I love you, Valentina! 75 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:34,500 Who is that? 76 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:35,667 Valentina! 77 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,875 Look. I love you. 78 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:43,333 I love you more than anything in the world and... 79 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:46,500 If I don't try, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. 80 00:04:47,292 --> 00:04:49,042 Please, don't get married. 81 00:04:54,292 --> 00:04:55,083 But... 82 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:56,792 I'm sorry, Dad. 83 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,417 Tell Mom I'm sorry! 84 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,792 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD 85 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:40,667 You killed my father! 86 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:45,042 Twelve hundred hits in one week. Half of them were me! 87 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:50,958 I'll show you one we made at a skating camp... 88 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,292 I think we've seen enough videos, Chus. 89 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,625 Honey, please, ten seconds. I swear. 90 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,708 If we're going to give your daughter a scholarship, 91 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:07,708 we want to be sure that she'll make the most of it. 92 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:11,542 Our conservatory requires a lot of discipline. 93 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,292 Discipline is Marta's best friend. 94 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:18,125 What my husband means is Marta is very responsible. 95 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:21,375 She gets straight A's, always helps at home... 96 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:22,750 All on her own... 97 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:26,125 Dagger, no! 98 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:31,542 Sugar makes him aggressive. 99 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,833 This is Emma Muller, from the Reina Sofia Conservatory. 100 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,042 Hi. How are you? 101 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:37,250 Sup. 102 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:42,375 We're going in my room to study, okay? 103 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:43,542 Bye! 104 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,458 Later. 105 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,542 She likes to help kids in her class 106 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:54,625 who are having trouble with a subject. 107 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:56,208 She's a gem. 108 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,042 You should have got her a purse. 109 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,917 She likes stuffed animals. Hands off. 110 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,917 She's fucking 20 years old. 111 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:15,125 Nineteen! 112 00:07:15,292 --> 00:07:18,208 So what? You guys are clueless, you don't have kids. 113 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:21,958 I'm trying to soften her up so she'll talk to me. 114 00:07:22,292 --> 00:07:24,958 I think she has a boyfriend, but she won't tell me. 115 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:28,708 If she won't tell you, the kid must be a bum. 116 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:30,625 Yeah, totally. 117 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:31,917 Okay, drop it. 118 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:34,792 -A delinquent. -A drug addict. 119 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,958 -A dealer. -Or a Barcelona fan. 120 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,292 Leave me alone. 121 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,042 -A purse snatcher. -A pickpocket. 122 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,625 Get away from me, damn it! 123 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:44,208 -A skinhead! -Or a gypsy! 124 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:48,625 What? 125 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,458 -That's enough! -What are you doing? 126 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:58,625 Life doesn't stop because a wedding goes wrong. 127 00:07:58,792 --> 00:07:59,458 It doesn't! 128 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:00,583 Life goes on. 129 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,625 And I'm with Alex now. 130 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,125 And if you really care about me, 131 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:09,417 you have to accept it. I'm in love with him. 132 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:12,708 She's in love with him. 133 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,583 "She's in love with him." 134 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:18,708 -I'm sorry, Mom. -It's okay, darling. 135 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,750 We'll meet him tomorrow. 136 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,125 I'm not going. 137 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:24,125 Yes, you are! 138 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,792 And no more junk food! 139 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:29,542 Tomorrow you're fasting! Lettuce! Boiled fish! Roast chicken! 140 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,792 And take a shower! You smell like... 141 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:33,708 Tell him how he smells. 142 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:37,125 I smell him from here! 143 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:38,625 Like a man! 144 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:56,583 Well? How did you two meet? 145 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,625 -It's a long story. -At a trial. 146 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:00,208 You're a lawyer too? 147 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,125 Sure, a supreme court judge. 148 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,542 I was the defendant. 149 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:07,417 -You can spare the details. -Please. 150 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,208 -We want to know. -Yeah, sweetie. Please. 151 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,583 What were you accused of? 152 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,917 Burning a photo of the King. 153 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,083 They want to know. 154 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,208 He didn't do it, he was just at a protest. 155 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,958 Protesting the monarchy. 156 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,250 Against the monarchy. 157 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,625 Well, those things happen. 158 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,583 You might not know this, 159 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,542 but the king avoided a military coup. 160 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:39,000 And saved us from the dictatorship. 161 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:42,042 Sure, the Transition to democracy. 162 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:43,167 The '78 regime. 163 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,542 -What year were you born? -'85. 164 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:48,417 What do you know if you weren't alive? 165 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:50,125 No, it's okay. 166 00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:53,708 I didn't live in Egypt either, and I know slavery is wrong. 167 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:56,500 But your kind are probably all for it, judging by the last 168 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,667 labour reform. 169 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,667 Which saved Spain from the economic crisis. 170 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,750 Your kind left Venezuela without toilet paper. 171 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:02,833 -Look, Arturo... -Alex. 172 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,708 Come on, let's eat. 173 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:09,625 How's your steak, Alex? 174 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:12,167 I'm not a big meat eater, but... 175 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,917 Very tasty, yeah. 176 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,167 Not everyone can afford it... 177 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:18,583 Excuse me? 178 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:22,208 No, I said, not everyone can afford it. 179 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,417 -You know who can't afford it? -Who? 180 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,333 Venezuelans. 181 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:33,417 -Is it hot in here? -Yeah. 182 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:35,292 Suddenly... 183 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,042 Yeah, yeah. 184 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,042 Much better. 185 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:44,542 What's that A? 186 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:47,292 A for Alex, sweetie. His name is Alejandro. 187 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,792 No, Isabel. That A... 188 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,125 Dad. 189 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,458 If we don't do something, 190 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,042 in two days your daughter will be playing the flute 191 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:01,292 outside a shopping mall. 192 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,500 -Take this, darling. -What is it? 193 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,000 Something light to help you sleep. 194 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,625 Good night. 195 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,000 I'm going to take a bath. 196 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,917 What did you give me last night? 197 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:00,792 It took me 3 hours to get out of bed. 198 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:04,458 Don't exaggerate. Relaxal, I take one every day. 199 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,625 What? 200 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,958 That's a tranquilizer, you need a prescription. 201 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,292 Don't be ridiculous. 202 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,125 My friend Camino takes them, she gave me a few. 203 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,208 It's like a sleeping pill. 204 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,542 You're a junkie! 205 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:19,958 Isabel said Valentina's boyfriend is a bit of a hippie. 206 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,292 A hippie wannabe. 207 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,500 Don't you dare call him that in front of her. 208 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,625 A total wannabe. 209 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,625 At least the kid has ideals. 210 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,542 Marta's is a NEET. That's much worse. 211 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,458 No, it's worse not knowing. 212 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,708 Sarai's could be a mix: a NEET wannabe. 213 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,375 -You still don't know anything? -Just that he's a photographer. 214 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,625 You know what we should do? 215 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,625 We should sabotage it. 216 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,708 Scare them away. 217 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,917 Make their lives miserable until they dump them. 218 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:49,542 -Honey... -What...? 219 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,958 I'm just kidding! 220 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,375 We would never do that! 221 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,292 That was a good one! Amazing. 222 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:10,917 Look, here's that tutorial on the Internet I mentioned. 223 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:14,042 Look, they make a volcano with the charcoal 224 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,292 and stick some newspaper underneath... 225 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,208 You're burning my brain with that fucking 226 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,625 cell phone! I'll stick it up your ass! 227 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:22,792 I'm not kidding! 228 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:26,292 Take it easy, I just wanted to show you... 229 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:29,125 Hey, champ. Why the long face? 230 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,625 You look tense. 231 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,625 -Here, turn around. -What are you doing? 232 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,792 -Look at that knot. -Shut up and listen. 233 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,958 I have a proposal to make. 234 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,125 -You mean kill them? -No, no. 235 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,042 Scare them. 236 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,667 Sabotage. 237 00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,042 Get rid of them. 238 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,083 You're saying my daughter has a boyfriend? 239 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,417 Yeah. 240 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,083 Yes, she does. Your whole family knows except you. 241 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,708 Damn it! Why won't anyone fucking tell me? 242 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,417 I don't get it. 243 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:02,042 Lower your voices, they'll hear you. What do you say? 244 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,125 You guys help me with the hippie wannabe 245 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,625 and I help you with the NEET and the photographer. 246 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,458 -Mine's the photographer? -Yeah. 247 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,333 But that's good. 248 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,958 We don't know. 249 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,583 He could be a Latin King. 250 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,625 A Latin King photographer? 251 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,292 Or a Latin King architect! Get the fuck out of here! 252 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,792 Then why hasn't she told you anything? 253 00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,958 Don't listen to him, I'm sure he's a good kid. 254 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,125 Don't touch me! 255 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:30,125 No, he's not a good kid. And yours is even worse, Chus. 256 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,042 If you don't do something, 257 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,542 in 3 months Marta will be failing school and puffing on a... 258 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,417 On what? 259 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:45,375 Joints? Don't even joke about that stuff. 260 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:47,708 What are you doing? 261 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,833 Who's handling the barbecue? The meat is burning. 262 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:55,792 It's for their own good. 263 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,958 Do what you want, I'm going to talk to my daughter. 264 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,042 And yours is going out with a delinquent. 265 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,917 I can't stop her, she'd never talk to me again. 266 00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,917 If we do what I say, they don't need to find out. 267 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,458 That way you could still be friends. 268 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,792 You're a psychopath. 269 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,542 We raised them right, we have to trust them. 270 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,375 They'll be fine. 271 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,458 Insulting a teacher is a serious offense. 272 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,958 I'm sorry, but I can't believe Marta would do that. 273 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,458 She called her Chewbacca in front of everyone. 274 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,958 And she's the singing teacher. 275 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,417 Given her good grades, if she apologizes 276 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,958 in front of everyone, we'll forget this incident. 277 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,917 But if it happens again, she'll be expelled. 278 00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,208 Expelled? 279 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,708 Look, I don't want to point any fingers, 280 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,958 but this is all Dani's fault, the boy she's seeing. 281 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,542 What are you talking about? Dani didn't do anything. 282 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,292 -Dad... -What? 283 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,125 Say something! 284 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,375 Me? 285 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,792 What your mother means... 286 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,042 is that... at your age... 287 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,708 when you like someone a lot, 288 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:08,958 sometimes you're not able to see what they're really like. 289 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:11,917 And what's Dani like? 290 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,583 Definitely not the teacher's pet. 291 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,208 -I went too far. -Yes, you did. 292 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,292 As usual. 293 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:32,000 Anything you say hits them hard. 294 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,917 Hi, princess. 295 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,125 You look gorgeous. 296 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,750 You guys see how pretty she is? 297 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:46,542 Hi, Dad. 298 00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:47,708 Hold on, don't move. 299 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,375 Please! 300 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,000 Ernesto? 301 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,292 Yes? 302 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,417 Ernesto Gabatelli? 303 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,958 -Yes. -You don't remember me? 304 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,792 Poli, from school. 305 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:08,542 This guy when he was 12 years old 306 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,333 came to our school with his Argentinian accent 307 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,333 and all the girls were crazy about him. 308 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,458 "Bollocks!" 309 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,042 -The first one to get laid. -Hipolito. 310 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,542 Poli, Poli. 311 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:20,958 -How are you? -Good, good. 312 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,000 -What do you do? -I'm a photographer. 313 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,667 -Great. Married? Any kids? -No. 314 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:30,292 No, you know I was always allergic to commitment. 315 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,750 Tell me about it. Me too. 316 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,000 I got the ball and chain. 317 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,167 You must have a lady around somewhere. 318 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,708 Well, yeah. I'm seeing a girl. She's a bit younger. 319 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,458 Is she hot or what? 320 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:45,500 She's a bonbon. 321 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:51,958 Surprise. 322 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:06,625 Poli! 323 00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,458 You pervert! She's my daughter! 324 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,417 -Poli, stop! -Get off me! Don't touch me! 325 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,208 I didn't do anything! 326 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,750 Your old man is a wanker! 327 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,250 Hang in there, my boy. Be strong. 328 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,000 Thanks, Arturo. 329 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,667 -Dad? -Yes. 330 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:33,375 Valentina, don't forget to take the Gravina contracts. 331 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,958 I can't talk right now. 332 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:38,333 Murderers! Police! Murderers! 333 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,250 Valentina, where are you? 334 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:45,667 Everything's fine. I'll call you later. 335 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,667 Valentina, what's going on? 336 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:55,167 What a disgrace! A disgrace! 337 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,250 Dad, I'm sorry, okay? But listen to me. 338 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,750 At the firm we defend people with a lot of money. 339 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:05,125 I want to defend people with no money, normal people. 340 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,000 I have money and I'm normal. 341 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,000 You sound like an anarchist. 342 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,000 Dad, please. 343 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,833 If you want to defend normal people, 344 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:15,333 there are plenty of normal clients right here. 345 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,375 Drug addicts, prostitutes, pickpockets... 346 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,042 Hey, I'm a delivery man. 347 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,000 I'm here to report a crime. 348 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,083 I stole someone's wallet. 349 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,292 Great. 350 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,333 Calm down, okay? 351 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,667 Sorry about that. 352 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,042 It's that hippie wannabe's fault, he brainwashed you. 353 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,333 That's enough. No, he didn't... 354 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,417 -All set? -Yeah, all set. 355 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,833 -Okay. -Shall we? 356 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,958 You're lucky he didn't call the police! 357 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,833 He's the paedophile! 358 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 A paedophile who likes adult women! 359 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:54,083 He could be her father! Almost her grandfather! 360 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,958 If Ernesto had a kid at age 12, and then 12 years later... 361 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:01,375 -Wait, I got mixed up. -Sweetheart, really. 362 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:05,083 I don't like it either, but all we can do is reason with her. 363 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,958 How, if she won't talk to me? 364 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,667 Because you broke her boyfriend's nose! 365 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,250 I should have broken his legs! 366 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,417 Then you complain that she won't tell you things. 367 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,083 Hipolito! What did the therapist say? 368 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,583 -Poli! -Hipolito! 369 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,750 What did the therapist say? That we had to count to ten. 370 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,500 Then count! 371 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,625 -Fifteen! -No, ten! 372 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,167 Excuse me, 15! 373 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,583 If that schmuck had a kid at age 12, 374 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,792 and 15 years later that kid had a daughter... 375 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,250 Grandfather! 376 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,667 Shut up! 377 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,333 I can hear you. 378 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,417 -I didn't say anything. -I can hear you think. 379 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,667 Arturo, promise me you won't get involved. 380 00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,250 -I don't understand you. -"Otay!" 381 00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:59,250 Please, with words. 382 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,583 I promise, my love. 383 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:02,958 -Happy? -Yes. 384 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,667 -I'm going to the bathroom. -Okay. 385 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,417 I might need a pill when I get back. 386 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,042 You've spoiled her, since she was little. 387 00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:11,708 Like all fathers. 388 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:15,375 No, no, your thing isn't normal. 389 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,417 I'm sick of it. You never say anything to her. 390 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,833 I always end up being the bad one. 391 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,750 -It's your turn this time. -I don't want her to hate me. 392 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,583 For the 15th time, Jesus. 393 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,500 Marta isn't your friend, she's your daughter. 394 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,208 And that kid is a bad influence. 395 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,958 She's already lost the scholarship. 396 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:39,667 If she gets kicked out of school, it'll be your fault. 397 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,208 Do whatever you have to, 398 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:46,417 but you have to forbid him from seeing her. 399 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,500 Dad. 400 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,333 Yeah? 401 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,958 I'm sorry about before. 402 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,833 Yeah, yeah... 403 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,500 Agent Mulder? 404 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,542 Agent Scully. 405 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:19,000 -Movie and dinner on Thursday? -Yeah. 406 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,833 -Perfect. Good night. -Good night. 407 00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:45,208 CHUS HAS ADDED YOU TO THE SUPER BROTHERS-IN-LAW GROUP 408 00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:48,250 ARE WE STILL ON? 409 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,417 OF COURSE! 410 00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:53,000 I'M IN 411 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:56,167 I'M IN BUT OLGA CAN'T KNOW 412 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,667 OR ALICIA 413 00:22:59,292 --> 00:23:02,167 TALK AT THE BARBECUE ON SUNDAY 414 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,208 ROCK N' RULE!!! 415 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,333 ROCK N' RODENT IT'S THE CORRECTOR 416 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:15,750 ROCK N' RULE!!! ROCK N' ROLL, DAMN IT 417 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:23,333 ARTURO HAS LEFT THE GROUP POLI HAS LEFT THE GROUP 418 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,292 We start with the hippie. 419 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:34,417 No way, the paedophile or I'm out. 420 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,333 What? This is my house, it was my idea. 421 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,833 Because you have a pool. 422 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,750 Then buy a pool and we'll go to yours. 423 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,125 You fix everything with money. 424 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,625 Better than punching people. 425 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:47,083 Okay, okay, guys. Come on, let's find... 426 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:50,333 another way. Something more... 427 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:52,958 Rock, paper, scissors? 428 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,333 -What are you, 6 years old? -Rock, paper, scissors. 429 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:57,167 Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. 430 00:23:58,042 --> 00:23:59,000 You lost. 431 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,667 This game is fucking bullshit. 432 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:04,083 In real life I'd stick the scissors up your ass 433 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:05,875 and crack your head open with the rock. 434 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,583 We'll start with yours. What's the plan? 435 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,042 I don't know, but look. 436 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:15,750 He's anti-system, but he uses social networks. 437 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,333 Very inconsistent. Look. 438 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,333 I'd kick his ass. 439 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,042 No crimes, please. 440 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,708 Go through his trash, like on CSI. 441 00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,458 -Crime. -Really? 442 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,750 If he had a lover... 443 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:32,125 -Piece of cake! -No way. 444 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,500 You don't even know what I'm going to say. 445 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:37,167 We're not hiring a prostitute, Hipolito. 446 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:38,958 -I wasn't going to say that. -What, then? 447 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:41,792 I won't say it now. 448 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,000 Something's coming to me. 449 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,958 You see? We erase the background 450 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:55,833 -and retouch it. -Awesome. 451 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,708 -There are tutorials on Internet... -We don't care. 452 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Print it and we'll send it to Valentina without a sender. 453 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,833 We'll send it to all three and we're done. 454 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,833 They're cousins, they talk to each other. 455 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,542 We can't do the same thing to all three. 456 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,833 You're right. Only one option left. 457 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:14,208 We're not hiring a prostitute. 458 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,500 Damn! You caught my fin... 459 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,167 Can't you knock first? 460 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:22,083 What are you doing in here? 461 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:26,292 Come outside and get some air, enough playing with the computer. 462 00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:28,833 Jesus. 463 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,583 Have you taken care of what we talked about? 464 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,250 I'm on it, I'm on it. 465 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,500 The next one has to be the NEET. 466 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,500 Look, there he is. 467 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,333 I told you. 468 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,875 -What? -Smoking joints at 3 P.M. 469 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,750 We'll call the police and that's that. 470 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,667 They don't arrest you for one joint. 471 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:12,958 -They don't? -No. 472 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,083 What do you know about life in the hood? 473 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,583 I have a law firm. 474 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:20,958 -"A law firm." They're dealers. -They can't be dealers. 475 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:23,083 They can't be dealers! 476 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,750 -What did he give him? -They're dealers. 477 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:29,250 Holy shit! I should tell his parents. 478 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:32,208 His parents? His parents and their friends! 479 00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:35,583 -Then what should I do? -Kick his ass and that's that. 480 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,583 Calm down! Let me think. 481 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,250 That kid is a NEET. 482 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,250 A NEET only cares about one thing. 483 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,250 It's ringing. 484 00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:59,750 -This will never work... -Stop! 485 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:01,250 Improvise. 486 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,000 -For your daughter. -Yes? 487 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,583 Hello? 488 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:08,417 Who is it? 489 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,083 I can't hear you, damn it. 490 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,125 Daniel Crespo. 491 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,000 -Castro. -Castro. 492 00:27:20,417 --> 00:27:21,333 Who is this? 493 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,667 Look, I'm Mar...fddf's uncle. 494 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:26,583 I can't hear you! 495 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,000 Hello? I can't hear you. 496 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,458 My nephew 497 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:34,583 is in your class. 498 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,667 Listen because I'm only going to say this once. 499 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,833 My nephew... Damn it! 500 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,583 My nephew is in love with your girlfriend. 501 00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,667 So I want you to dump her right now. 502 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:46,833 Who are you? 503 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,417 Are you fucking with me? 504 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:51,167 My partners and I have decided 505 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:54,958 that if you dump your girlfriend we'll give you 1,000 bucks. 506 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:01,542 500. 507 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:02,833 You said 1,000. 508 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 You're looking to get your ass kicked. 509 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,583 500 and we won't crack your head open. 510 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,500 1,000 or forget it. 511 00:28:10,167 --> 00:28:11,958 The jerk hung up. 512 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,292 Stay calm, they can smell fear. 513 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:35,417 Thanks a lot, I feel a lot calmer now. 514 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,625 Are you Daniel? 515 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,417 Peppa Pig couldn't make it? 516 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,250 Who? 517 00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:48,708 Peppa Pig? Get smart with me and I'll smack you silly. 518 00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:50,833 -Calm down. -Fuck that! 519 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,833 Please, let me do the talking. 520 00:28:57,583 --> 00:28:59,417 You have to break up with her today. 521 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:00,667 Okay. 522 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:04,833 What's your nephew's name? 523 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,417 Antonio Fernandez Gil. What of it? 524 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,917 He's not in my class. 525 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:10,292 What? 526 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:11,625 There's an Antonio Fernandez Ribas. 527 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:15,667 That's what I said, shit for brains! Fernandez Ribas! 528 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:18,250 His parents separated, you're clueless. 529 00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:23,000 His father's surname gets cancelled out... 530 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,375 What do you mean? 531 00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,583 -Dagger, be quiet. -Never mind. 532 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,458 Go on. 533 00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:31,958 -Beat it. -Hit the road! 534 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:35,375 If you see her again, I'll stick that dog up your ass! 535 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:36,667 Jerk! 536 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,083 Fool! 537 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,083 Well? How did it go? 538 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,958 Nobody messes with the super brothers-in-law. 539 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:49,083 Yes! Give me five. 540 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:50,500 Give me five. 541 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,708 Cut the crap, it's mine's turn. 542 00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,000 I've been investigating. 543 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,958 And it turns out he's... 544 00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,917 an artistic photographer. 545 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,958 Argentinian and an artistic photographer. 546 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:07,250 What more do you want? He must be boning all his models. 547 00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:08,500 What a brute. 548 00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:11,583 Already a horndog at school and it gets worse with age. 549 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,417 All we have to do is follow him 550 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,375 and catch him with a lover. 551 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,458 Then I'll show up and smash his head in! 552 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,083 Slow down. 553 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,083 -He's going to realize. -Who cares? 554 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:39,292 -Speed up and run him over. -Chus. Poli. 555 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:40,833 Poli my ass. 556 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:45,375 Look how he says hi to all the girls, the bastard. 557 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,083 He hasn't done anything wrong. 558 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,958 He winks at one, then another and another... 559 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,708 Give me a break, Chus. Don't be so clueless. 560 00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:59,333 I think we're being very racist here. 561 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:03,667 Just because he's Argentinian doesn't mean he has tons of lovers. 562 00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:04,667 Maybe. 563 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,000 Come on! And he's going to talk to them in broad daylight? 564 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:11,958 I'll stick that bicycle 565 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:14,958 -up his ass! -Calm down, calm down. 566 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:18,167 She could be a friend, his sister, a client... 567 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:21,750 Okay. 568 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,333 -Do whatever you want. -I'll kill him. 569 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,333 Crime. 570 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:45,958 No... 571 00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:49,333 -We have to leave. -No, we have to warn him. 572 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,083 No, we can't help him anymore. 573 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,958 Why are you shaking? 574 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,583 For God's sake, drive! 575 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,833 Start the car, Chus! For God's sake! 576 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:00,417 There. 577 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,792 -Forget the belt, let's go! -I'm putting it on! 578 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,417 Good afternoon. 579 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:05,458 Hipolito, what's up? 580 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,167 Son of a bitch! 581 00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:09,667 You're cheating on her! You're cheating on her! 582 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,667 Dad, what the fuck are you doing? 583 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,583 Why didn't you double park? 584 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,417 It was a good spot! Parking is impossible downtown. 585 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,000 Bastards! 586 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:38,250 Sarai, don't go like this. Let's talk. 587 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:40,958 -You know what your dad is like. -What's he like? 588 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,375 Well? She dyes her hair 589 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,000 blue and nobody tells me. 590 00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:45,333 Then shit happens! 591 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,083 Come with me for a second. 592 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:53,083 I can't talk in my own house? 593 00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,417 Shut up! 594 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,583 I've been putting up with you losing control for two years. 595 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,083 That's okay. Because I love you. 596 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:06,750 And that's why we go to therapy together. I'm not finished. 597 00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:10,583 Either you make an effort to get along with her boyfriend, 598 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:12,917 or I'm the one who'll stop counting to ten. 599 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:16,750 And we don't want that now, do we? 600 00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:27,167 Dad. 601 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,542 What's the crime for sending filth like this? 602 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,583 Is that...? 603 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:35,667 This is Alex. 604 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:36,625 No. 605 00:33:38,042 --> 00:33:40,958 It's a Photoshop that looks like it was made by a 3-year-old. 606 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,708 Identity fraud, harassment, 607 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:46,042 invasion of privacy, slander... I don't know, Dad. 608 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,708 What's your opinion as a lawyer? 609 00:33:49,167 --> 00:33:49,958 Valentina... 610 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:51,083 No. 611 00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:54,167 Look, I know I really hurt you. 612 00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:57,375 But this is a very low blow, Agust�n. 613 00:33:58,833 --> 00:33:59,958 -What? -What? 614 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:02,958 You know how humiliating it was for me to find this in my box? 615 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,208 If you interfere in my life again like this, 616 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,292 I'll sue you. 617 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,000 Dad, you're a witness. 618 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,333 Arturo, I promise I didn't... 619 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,958 I would never do something like that. 620 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,458 I hope not. 621 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,250 Marta! 622 00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:37,583 Is something wrong, sweetheart? 623 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:40,833 I noticed you've been a little down lately... 624 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,333 and I prepared a dose of energy for you. 625 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:51,792 Dani. 626 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,958 I'm really sorry. 627 00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:06,542 Sit down. 628 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,833 Dani told me that... 629 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:18,583 Is something wrong? 630 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,958 No, no... 631 00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:24,833 Why? I'm fine, I'm fine. 632 00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,583 His grandfather died. 633 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,792 His grandfather died? 634 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:36,708 They were very close, the boy's in a lot of pain. 635 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:41,375 That's why he's been cross lately. 636 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:46,000 -I think he's depressed. -Sure, that must be it. 637 00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:49,333 -But he's a nice kid. -Yeah, he is. 638 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:54,125 Look what he bought Marta. 639 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,250 I told him to return it. 640 00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:00,417 You know what this must have cost? 641 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,583 -At least 1,000 euros. -At least. 642 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,958 I feel so sorry for him. 643 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,833 At least Marta's helping him a lot. 644 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:14,000 You haven't talked to her yet, 645 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:16,667 -have you? -Huh? No, no... 646 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:21,208 I haven't had time. And it's better this way. 647 00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:24,542 You're a great father. 648 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:42,583 Hi. 649 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:45,833 Pastries. 650 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,583 We started off on the wrong foot. 651 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,500 I know I have a strong character, 652 00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:54,542 but I love Valentina and it's important that we get along. 653 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,250 Please. 654 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,000 Okay. 655 00:37:06,167 --> 00:37:08,167 Now that we're friends, 656 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,958 the good news. Alex and I... are getting married. 657 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,833 All of a sudden? Isn't it too soon? 658 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,458 Remember what happened with Agust�n. 659 00:37:17,917 --> 00:37:19,500 I don't mean you, it's not your fault. 660 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,250 Actually it is. 661 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,000 We want to spend the rest of our lives together. 662 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,417 I've never been so sure of anything. 663 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,542 I thought you were against everything. 664 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:32,167 -That includes marriage. -Okay, look. 665 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:36,333 I do think it's a ridiculous and unnecessary convention, but... 666 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,917 So you think I'm ridiculous and unnecessary. 667 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,958 -No. -And my wife. 668 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,417 And 90% of the world population. 669 00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:43,333 Anarchist. 670 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,542 -Dad... -Listen, if I get married, 671 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,042 it's because I love Valentina more than anything in the world. 672 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,500 Have you picked a church? 673 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,500 Or a date? I can talk to Father Gabriel. 674 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:53,667 Yeah, call Gabi at least. 675 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,417 We want a small wedding. 676 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:58,333 A civil ceremony, just family and friends. 677 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,667 Easy. 678 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:02,208 No church wedding? Perfect. 679 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:04,167 -No church wedding. -Arturo... 680 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,083 I don't get it, explain it to me. 681 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,250 If you're going to do it, do it right. 682 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:09,917 I'm trying, really, but... 683 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,292 What's wrong with a church wedding? 684 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,125 If the kid doesn't believe in God, fine... 685 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,750 Even better. If he's an atheist, what does he care? 686 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,958 You won't burn for setting foot in a church. 687 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,917 Even if you want to burn it down. 688 00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:23,125 That's enough... 689 00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,167 It's decided. 690 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:27,542 What matters is they're getting married. So when they have kids... 691 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:30,000 Great, that's settled. 692 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:31,708 What was that look? 693 00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:33,292 -What look? -That look. 694 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,625 Are you pregnant? 695 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,042 Look... 696 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:39,917 I'm having a grandson? We're going to be grandparents! 697 00:38:40,042 --> 00:38:43,417 Arturo Palacios Junior! I can imagine him scampering... 698 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:45,542 -Arturo! -What, what, what? 699 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,542 We're not having a baby. 700 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:52,250 In fact, we're not going to have children... ever. 701 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:53,917 Excuse me? 702 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:57,167 We thought about it a lot and decided that... 703 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:01,000 with the economic crisis, wars, lack of resources, 704 00:39:01,167 --> 00:39:03,917 bringing kids into the world is condemning them to poverty. 705 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:07,167 Sure, we're surrounded by poverty in this house, right? 706 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,417 That's why I worked my ass off my whole life, 707 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,792 to let my grandchild rot like a rat. 708 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,083 Arturo! 709 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,958 Don't Arturo me! I've heard enough! 710 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,375 My daughter can marry a hippie wannabe, 711 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:19,708 but nobody insults my grandchildren! 712 00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:21,625 -You don't have any! -Because of him! 713 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,542 Let's all just please calm down, okay? 714 00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:26,875 Arturo, you never know with these things. 715 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:28,542 Yes, you do, Isabel. 716 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:29,458 You do! 717 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:31,792 I'm going to take a bath. 718 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:38,708 -He showered this morning. -Let him. 719 00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:42,417 Of course you know. This guy's capable of getting a vasectomy. 720 00:39:42,917 --> 00:39:44,708 He's her boyfriend and he has to come. 721 00:39:44,917 --> 00:39:48,000 Come on, the barbecue has always been just for family. 722 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:51,333 If you want Sarai to come home, you have to show her your support. 723 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,083 That's just how it is. 724 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:56,750 -Look at her bun. -Good lord. 725 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:59,792 Promise you'll apologize, to her and Ernesto. 726 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:01,958 Okay, I will. Come on, let's go. 727 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:06,458 -Never worked in their lives. -They're mods, you don't get it. 728 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,292 Wait. 729 00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,333 Thanks, I don't want any. 730 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,083 They're both for me. 731 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,750 I'll go and find them. 732 00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:31,167 -Fix your collar. -Leave it. 733 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:55,000 If this is art, my balls are carnations. 734 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,167 No... 735 00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,333 Good evening, welcome. 736 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,333 Thank you all for coming. 737 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:17,417 This exhibition is the result of months of analysing nudity 738 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:19,000 and female sexuality. 739 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:21,417 Like Livingstone in Africa, 740 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:26,167 I have explored every single inch of the body 741 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,333 you see in these photographs to the point 742 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,958 that it no longer holds any secrets for me. 743 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:33,250 Meet my muse: Sarai. 744 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:39,167 I swear that we were working most of the time. 745 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:44,708 I'm pleased to announce that we're doing a tour of South America. 746 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,042 And also this: 747 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:49,000 I want to ask you, my love, in front of all these people, 748 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,083 to join me on this adventure. 749 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,250 Of course, my love. 750 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:01,583 Count to ten. 751 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,333 One. 752 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,042 Two. 753 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,250 Three. 754 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,000 Four. 755 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:24,958 Five. 756 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,708 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 757 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,042 It's impossible. It can't be. 758 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,375 It was in her locker. 759 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,000 No, it's not Marta's. 760 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,500 No, it isn't. 761 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:52,958 Someone put it there. You tell him, 762 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,458 sweetie. 763 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:56,958 -It's mine, Dad. -No... 764 00:42:57,583 --> 00:43:00,250 No, no, no. No way. 765 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,417 You're protecting someone. She's protecting someone. 766 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,833 Call the police. 767 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,917 Have them run prints and ballistic tests to see who put joints 768 00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:14,958 in the lockers. They're using our daughter as a mule! 769 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:16,500 Please, let's all calm down. 770 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:18,667 Nobody's using anyone as a mule, 771 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,750 nobody's dealing anything, 772 00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:23,083 and nobody's going to call the police. 773 00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:26,750 I warned you the last time. 774 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:29,208 I'm sorry, but she'll be expelled 775 00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:30,375 for one week. 776 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:36,958 One second. 777 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:47,833 Marta... 778 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,125 Marta! 779 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,083 Look me in the eye... Look me in the eye! 780 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,333 And tell me the truth. 781 00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:57,417 Okay, okay. It's Dani's. 782 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,250 -No, wait... -It's Dani's! 783 00:43:59,417 --> 00:44:00,958 Don't touch me! 784 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,417 -I had to do it. -What? 785 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,958 If he gets caught, he'll get expelled forever. 786 00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:07,708 -He's a dealer, don't you see? -No. 787 00:44:07,917 --> 00:44:10,083 He's a dealer, dragging you down... 788 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,667 You're going to end up in a Turkish prison 789 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:15,042 knife-fighting for a piece of bread. 790 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,000 -I wish! I wish! -What? 791 00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:19,958 I'd have more freedom than at home! 792 00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:20,958 Marta, sweetie... 793 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:23,125 You wouldn't last one hour in a Turkish prison! 794 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,750 We have to forbid her from seeing him. 795 00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:28,667 -Chus, relax. -I can't. 796 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,583 Inhale and breathe, please. 797 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,333 -I'm breathing. -Your hands. 798 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,583 Your hands. 799 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,292 -Sooner or later... -Yeah? 800 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:40,000 ...she was bound to upset us. 801 00:44:40,167 --> 00:44:41,750 She's a teenager, darling. 802 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:45,458 This is serious. We're talking about drugs. 803 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:46,792 Okay. 804 00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:49,125 It starts here and ends up here and here. 805 00:44:49,292 --> 00:44:51,167 No, I'm serious. Don't laugh. 806 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,000 -Please! -They stick it in here. 807 00:44:53,167 --> 00:44:54,750 Don't exaggerate. 808 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,792 Who didn't smoke an occasional joint at her age? 809 00:44:58,292 --> 00:44:58,917 Me. 810 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:01,375 Never in my life. 811 00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:03,083 I see that you have. 812 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:06,125 Great. I just found out I married 813 00:45:06,292 --> 00:45:08,042 -Pablo Escobar. -Jesus. 814 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,917 Marta sacrificed herself to give him a chance. 815 00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:13,250 To help him. 816 00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:15,958 Poor Dani is going through a hard time because 817 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:18,167 -of his grandfather. -His grandfather again. 818 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:21,833 His grandfather didn't die. That's the oldest excuse in the world. 819 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,750 Now he can do whatever he wants. 820 00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,625 He's brainwashed you both. 821 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:26,833 You're paranoid. 822 00:45:27,042 --> 00:45:28,958 I can't even talk to you. 823 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:52,083 A toast to the future bride and groom. 824 00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:54,750 They even invited the cradle-robber. 825 00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:57,667 The whole time turning the meat over and over again. 826 00:46:57,833 --> 00:47:00,250 He burnt it to a crisp, damn it! 827 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:01,750 It was great meat. 828 00:47:01,958 --> 00:47:04,500 That schmuck is taking my daughter to South America 829 00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:06,667 for 3 months with all the perverts. 830 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:09,500 At least you don't have to watch him ruin her life. 831 00:47:09,667 --> 00:47:12,833 -We have to see it up close. -That's true. 832 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,958 I have to put up with this thing. 833 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:17,000 -Here... -No, don't give him cake. 834 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:19,083 Sugar makes him aggressive. 835 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:20,625 Get down, that's enough. 836 00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:22,000 We have to do something. 837 00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:24,667 These rats have moved in like a plague. 838 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,250 They need to be exterminated. 839 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:29,667 But little traps won't do the trick. 840 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:31,750 You have to use poison. 841 00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:38,417 No more mister nice guy. 842 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:44,958 It's time to get serious. 843 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,250 It's for their own good. 844 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:51,250 It's for their own good. 845 00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:53,417 -It's for their own good. -There it is. 846 00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:54,667 Super brothers-in-law! 847 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,125 Calm down, damn it! 848 00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,000 We're losing our minds. 849 00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,958 If we're in this together, we're in this together. 850 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:40,333 I feel like I'm cheating on Alicia. 851 00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:42,000 Look, Hipolito. 852 00:49:42,167 --> 00:49:45,667 We're not cheating on anyone, we're not going to do anything. 853 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,833 Besides, this was your idea. 854 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:50,250 Fuck it, I'm leaving. 855 00:49:51,417 --> 00:49:53,500 You guys handle it. 856 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:58,750 You guys are like little kids. 857 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,500 -Jazmin? -Yes. 858 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:06,958 Come in. 859 00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:10,333 This is Jazmin. 860 00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:13,583 -Nice to meet you, Miss. -Likewise. 861 00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:16,875 You didn't say there were two of you. 862 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,333 No, no... 863 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:21,958 I love it, I love it. But it's a little more expensive. 864 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:23,750 No, it's something else, 865 00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:25,833 it's not what it... looks like. 866 00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:29,542 We want you to seduce someone else. 867 00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:31,958 Then should I undress? 868 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,667 Yeah, yeah... 869 00:50:32,917 --> 00:50:33,917 No, no, no. 870 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:35,958 Yeah, just to... No? 871 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,417 No. No. 872 00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:39,667 No. 873 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,208 No, no. 874 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,083 Rather than seduce... 875 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:47,083 You have to meet a gentleman tomorrow 876 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,667 and be affectionate with him. 877 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:53,958 We'll be in a car taking photos from a distance. 878 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,417 Here's the address. 879 00:50:57,167 --> 00:51:00,500 It's our niece's boyfriend. We want them to break up. 880 00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:03,042 He's her uncle, I'm his brother-in-law. 881 00:51:04,417 --> 00:51:05,375 I'm leaving. 882 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:06,958 No, please. 883 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:08,625 Anything you want. 884 00:51:10,667 --> 00:51:11,958 500 euros. 885 00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:13,250 500? 886 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,417 Come on, 500 euros? 887 00:51:15,583 --> 00:51:17,000 Who is this? 888 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:18,583 Poli. 889 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:21,417 -The girl's father. -Another brother-in-law. 890 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,167 I thought it would be cheaper, but hey... 891 00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:26,958 500 bucks sounds fine to me. 892 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,167 Yeah, Arturo's paying. 893 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:32,292 What am I, a bank? I put up the 1,000 for the NEET. 894 00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:34,333 Look, listen to me, really. 895 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:40,667 First of all, I'm totally against prostitution, okay? 896 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,833 But this whole business we're making 897 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,083 is because I really love my daughter, you understand? 898 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,333 Yes. 899 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,083 Okay. 900 00:51:57,333 --> 00:51:58,500 1,000 euros. 901 00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:10,583 Wait, wait, wait. 902 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:13,125 Where are you going? You can't go like that. 903 00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:15,083 -Why not? -Take off your jacket. 904 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:16,792 -Why? -Take it off, come on. 905 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,917 Okay, there. Here, give it to me. 906 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,292 Wait, wait. 907 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,542 Much better. 908 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:31,958 Okay. 909 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:34,958 Hipolito, you look good. 910 00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:36,667 Here we go. 911 00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:44,583 Hi. 912 00:52:44,833 --> 00:52:46,333 Alex? Alex? 913 00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:52,833 Hello. 914 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:57,000 We give away food on Tuesdays. 915 00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:59,083 What did you say? 916 00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:02,417 My bathroom is bigger than your house. 917 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,250 Take it easy. 918 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:09,250 We're looking for Alex. 919 00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:11,625 Is he here? 920 00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:22,667 Colour him! 921 00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:27,833 Alejandro. 922 00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:32,083 Stay here and keep playing. 923 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Alex. 924 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,500 Alex. 925 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:39,292 What are you doing here? 926 00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:43,083 Very pretty building. The graffiti, the sofas... 927 00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:44,625 You're renting? 928 00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:46,708 Look, I'm here 929 00:53:46,917 --> 00:53:49,333 because we didn't get to talk much at the barbecue. 930 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,083 You didn't say a word to me. 931 00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:52,333 Yeah, well... 932 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:56,083 Anyway, I'd like to bury the hatchet. 933 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:58,792 And celebrate your engagement with a drink. 934 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:01,750 Just you me and my brothers-in-law. 935 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:02,792 The men of the house. 936 00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:04,917 Come on. 937 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,750 -Get fired up. -Have a drink. 938 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,583 It's just... I don't know. 939 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,250 The wedding's tomorrow. 940 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:15,167 It's a civil ceremony, there isn't even a banquet. 941 00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,125 Come on, a "Cuba libre." "Free Cuba." 942 00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:19,500 You must like that. 943 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,125 Okay, just one. 944 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,667 I promise. Just one. 945 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,333 -Here we go. -Good evening. 946 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,250 Bachelor party, he's getting married. 947 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,750 Yeah, another martyr in the making. 948 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:10,792 Yeah. 949 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:11,917 We're dropping him off 950 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,500 and we're leaving, okay? 951 00:55:19,667 --> 00:55:21,417 -Thanks. -Thank you. 952 00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,167 Come on, get in. Slowly, that's it. 953 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,250 Come on, over there. 954 00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:29,083 Back there, it's okay. 955 00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:32,000 Kid got drunk at his bachelor party. 956 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,167 -Over there. -Right here. 957 00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:37,000 I feel awful. 958 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,500 Take this, it'll help. 959 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:39,750 Arturo. 960 00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:43,000 You're an awesome father-in-law. 961 00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:46,333 Valentina is right. 962 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,958 She's right. 963 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,750 Give me that fucking pill. Open your mouth. 964 00:55:49,958 --> 00:55:52,167 Open your mouth, that's it. 965 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,958 Swallow it, swallow it. 966 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:56,333 Damn it, gross! 967 00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:58,958 Sleep it off. 968 00:55:59,667 --> 00:56:01,667 -Let's go. -Take his cell phone. 969 00:56:06,083 --> 00:56:08,958 Never mess with the super brothers-in-law. 970 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:16,917 ...destination Bucharest. 971 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,167 Only the NEET left, he's a piece of cake. 972 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:26,167 We buy drugs, put them in his locker 973 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,333 -and he'll get expelled. -Where do we buy? 974 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:30,833 I'll call a friend who definitely knows. 975 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,250 He's a councilman. 976 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:39,792 Yeah, my dad told me you were coming. 977 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:44,000 What do you feel like? 978 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:49,208 Cocaine. 979 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:50,333 What? 980 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,250 -Give us a second. -Yeah. 981 00:56:52,417 --> 00:56:55,083 We want him to get expelled, not go to jail for two years. 982 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:57,083 -You're right. -We'll buy marijuana. 983 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,667 -Cocaine's more illegal. -Almost a crime. 984 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,000 Let's get cocaine. 985 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:02,583 -A lot of it. -No... 986 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,250 Cocaine. We want cocaine. 987 00:57:08,667 --> 00:57:10,167 Half a kilo of cocaine. 988 00:57:20,458 --> 00:57:22,000 You've never bought drugs, 989 00:57:22,083 --> 00:57:24,167 -have you? -Yeah. 990 00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:26,417 Nobody has half a kilo of cocaine in their house. 991 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,875 Half a kilo would cost 30,000 euros. 992 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:30,167 30,000 bucks? 993 00:57:30,417 --> 00:57:33,042 That's what I make in a year. How expensive. 994 00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,708 What about orange juice? 995 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:36,958 Three euros for a tiny glass. 996 00:57:38,167 --> 00:57:40,667 Now that's a business, not cocaine. 997 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:41,750 Right? 998 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:46,250 Let me. 999 00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:49,333 Give us ten grams. 1000 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,333 No, trust me. Ten grams. 1001 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,417 -That's nothing. -It's enough. 1002 00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:59,750 Are we sure it's not adulterated? 1003 00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:01,958 It doesn't matter? We're not going to touch it. 1004 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,417 -It matters to me. -Who cares? 1005 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,833 I care. I don't trust this guy. 1006 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,083 -Period. -Hipolito... 1007 00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:12,125 What's up? 1008 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:14,125 -Is this crap good or what? -Of course. 1009 00:58:14,292 --> 00:58:15,333 Of course. 1010 00:58:15,583 --> 00:58:16,500 I want to try it. 1011 00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:17,500 Okay. 1012 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:23,417 Sissy stuff. 1013 00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,167 What's he doing? 1014 00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:43,958 -Well? Do you feel anything? -What...? 1015 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:46,917 What should it taste like? 1016 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:48,958 Ten grams. 1017 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:50,458 This isn't enough, we need more. 1018 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,292 -There's plenty. -Yeah? 1019 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:54,375 If Marta got expelled for a joint, 1020 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:56,375 imagine what the NEET will get for this. 1021 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:58,542 You keep it, it gives me the creeps. 1022 00:58:58,708 --> 00:59:00,458 "I an't eel my ongue." 1023 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,958 My tongue is "asweep." 1024 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,708 I'm so nervous! 1025 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,125 Did you want something, sweetie? 1026 00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:19,292 Yes. 1027 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:22,375 -Mom, give us a second. -Let her talk to her father. 1028 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,042 You look gorgeous. 1029 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:27,708 -You look handsome too. -Thanks, nieces. 1030 00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:29,917 Dad. 1031 00:59:30,292 --> 00:59:32,125 Thank you. 1032 00:59:32,375 --> 00:59:35,792 Thank you for accepting Alex. I love you. 1033 00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,208 Okay. 1034 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:43,208 Today will be unforgettable, you'll see. 1035 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,458 Sure it will, darling. 1036 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,042 I love you both so much! 1037 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:52,792 Let's go, we have to hurry. 1038 01:00:22,292 --> 01:00:24,792 No! 1039 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,042 Vale... 1040 01:00:30,292 --> 01:00:32,792 Valentina, please. Wait a second, calm down. 1041 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:35,458 I don't understand. I don't get it. 1042 01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,125 It's okay, sweetheart. It's okay. 1043 01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:39,292 There must be an explanation. 1044 01:00:42,792 --> 01:00:44,917 What time did you leave him? 1045 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,458 I don't know, early. 1046 01:00:46,625 --> 01:00:49,042 He wanted to stay and we lost track of him. 1047 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:52,208 Jesus, tell me you guys had nothing to do with this. 1048 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,917 What? No way! 1049 01:00:54,042 --> 01:00:55,208 -Hipolito. -Poli. 1050 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:57,125 -Hipolito. -Don't be paranoid. 1051 01:00:57,292 --> 01:00:58,625 Don't insult us. 1052 01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,125 Sweetheart... 1053 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:04,792 It was karma. 1054 01:01:05,292 --> 01:01:07,458 For standing up Agust�n. 1055 01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:10,208 And now the same thing is happening to me. 1056 01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:13,375 It wasn't your fault. 1057 01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:16,958 Yes, it is. I'm too fussy and I'm a bad person. 1058 01:01:17,292 --> 01:01:19,042 You're not a bad person. 1059 01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:26,292 What's my daughter doing with the bouquet? 1060 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:29,292 If there's no wedding, the bouquet doesn't count, right? 1061 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,917 Play it off, she's watching. 1062 01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:34,792 Look over there. 1063 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:36,292 Wow, yeah. 1064 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,542 Dad... 1065 01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:17,042 They were shooting up something. 1066 01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:19,042 Everything is under control. 1067 01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:20,458 I'm okay. 1068 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,708 What are we doing here? 1069 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:34,125 Come on, let's go. 1070 01:03:34,292 --> 01:03:35,375 No! 1071 01:03:39,042 --> 01:03:41,125 We have to leave the drugs in his locker. 1072 01:03:41,292 --> 01:03:43,125 -No. -He's right, it's his turn. 1073 01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:46,375 Didn't you see Valentina's face yesterday? 1074 01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:48,958 How do you think Marta will feel 1075 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,792 when her boyfriend gets sent to a reformatory? 1076 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,792 She'll thank me someday. It's for her own good! 1077 01:03:54,958 --> 01:03:57,542 -That's right. -Poli, listen to me. 1078 01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:01,458 Do you want to see Sarai crying because Ernesto cheated on her? 1079 01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:02,542 He shouldn't have. 1080 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:05,208 He didn't, you're the one cheating on her! 1081 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,958 With this bullshit! 1082 01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:09,917 What? 1083 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,375 No, no, no. Don't listen to him. 1084 01:04:13,542 --> 01:04:16,292 Since he's solved his problem... 1085 01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:18,042 Now he's honourable. 1086 01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:21,375 Really. 1087 01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:23,708 I've never felt less honourable in my whole life. 1088 01:04:23,917 --> 01:04:25,917 -You can't smoke in here. -I'll smoke wherever I want! 1089 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:27,625 Fine. 1090 01:04:27,792 --> 01:04:30,125 I screwed up, but you're still in time. 1091 01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:31,458 -Chus. -What? 1092 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:35,625 Just be assertive with the NEET. Talk to Marta without fear. 1093 01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:36,792 And you. 1094 01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:40,542 Poli, Sarai's an adult. She can do whatever she wants. 1095 01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:47,917 -Cancel the hooker. -Good. 1096 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,708 No, no, no. 1097 01:04:50,292 --> 01:04:51,792 No. No. 1098 01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:55,375 We can't listen to this guy. He's a manipulator. 1099 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,917 -He's a manipulator. -And you're a coward. 1100 01:04:58,042 --> 01:05:00,542 And a pain in the ass. Nobody likes you. 1101 01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:02,708 And your videos are fucking crap. 1102 01:05:03,042 --> 01:05:04,542 Give me the drugs. 1103 01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,458 Here you go. 1104 01:05:06,625 --> 01:05:07,958 No, I won't give it to you. 1105 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:11,125 -Give it to me. -No. No. 1106 01:05:13,042 --> 01:05:14,542 -Give it to me. -No. 1107 01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:16,500 That's enough! 1108 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,292 -There! -Good. 1109 01:05:18,917 --> 01:05:21,667 Smoking in the bathroom, huh? I smell smoke! 1110 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,292 Very nice, very nice! 1111 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,792 You're in big trouble! Come on out! 1112 01:05:26,958 --> 01:05:29,292 I'll tell your parents! Let's go. 1113 01:05:32,792 --> 01:05:34,042 Afternoon. 1114 01:05:35,042 --> 01:05:37,375 What time's the PTA meeting? 1115 01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,458 Chus, count to ten, man. 1116 01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:41,708 -Say something. -I don't want to. 1117 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:44,583 He's acting like a child. He called me a manipulator. 1118 01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:46,708 I try to be your friend, you always blow me off. 1119 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:48,542 I'm Bozo the brother-in-law. 1120 01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:51,042 -Jesus, please. -Forget it, I don't need you. 1121 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,958 Count to ten, it works! 1122 01:05:57,292 --> 01:05:59,292 Leave me alone, damn it. 1123 01:06:07,958 --> 01:06:09,208 You. 1124 01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,000 -What? -Who do you think you are? 1125 01:06:13,167 --> 01:06:14,042 What are you saying? 1126 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,625 This is my house. 1127 01:06:15,792 --> 01:06:18,958 Get that fucking mutt off the sofa and get out. 1128 01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:21,958 I never want to see you with my daughter again. 1129 01:06:22,792 --> 01:06:26,500 Otherwise you're in for a good reprimand. 1130 01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:31,958 -Are you going to hit me? -Yes. 1131 01:06:32,042 --> 01:06:32,833 Go ahead. 1132 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:37,625 This is all your fault! 1133 01:06:37,792 --> 01:06:40,208 If you'd left when I gave you the chance, 1134 01:06:40,292 --> 01:06:41,458 none of this would have happened. 1135 01:06:41,542 --> 01:06:42,625 What chance? 1136 01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:44,792 I gave you 1,000 euros to leave, damn it! 1137 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,375 -Damn, you're Pocoyo? -Poco what? 1138 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,958 You're crazy! 1139 01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:51,458 That's right. So take this mutt... 1140 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:53,958 Dad! What are you doing? 1141 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:58,208 You threaten him, blackmail him and hit him? 1142 01:06:58,542 --> 01:07:00,000 I don't recognize you. 1143 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:07,625 Yes? 1144 01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:10,083 Hi! Look, my motorcycle 1145 01:07:10,167 --> 01:07:11,667 just broke down. Can you come down 1146 01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:13,125 -and help me? -What? 1147 01:07:13,292 --> 01:07:14,708 Abort! Abort... 1148 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:16,458 Hipolito? 1149 01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:20,042 Ernesto. I'll take care of this. What a disgrace. 1150 01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:22,208 The motorcycle trick to put advertising 1151 01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:25,375 in mailboxes. Cancel the plan. Keep the money. 1152 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,125 -Thanks! Bye, handsome. -Bye. 1153 01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:29,375 What a disgrace. 1154 01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:32,458 I should call the police for bothering you at this hour. 1155 01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:34,708 Sorry about that, Ernesto. 1156 01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:37,083 How about a cup of coffee and a chat? 1157 01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,333 So I missed the... 1158 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:02,125 Cut the crap and tell me you'll be good to my daughter. 1159 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:04,083 Yes, of course I will. 1160 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,125 What about in five years? 1161 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:10,208 And in ten years and when she's 36? 1162 01:08:10,375 --> 01:08:12,625 You'll be... 1163 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,042 61. 1164 01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:16,125 61, right? 1165 01:08:18,792 --> 01:08:21,125 You'll take care of her when you're 61? 1166 01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:23,458 Yes, of course I will. 1167 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:27,375 It's all wonderful now, the filthy photos... 1168 01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:30,792 But when you're 61, the war starts. 1169 01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:35,167 Listen. Arthritis, 1170 01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:36,792 rheumatism, 1171 01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:39,208 your prostate, 1172 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:42,792 priapism or the opposite, when you can't get it up... 1173 01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,792 And lots of other stuff. 1174 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,458 So you'll take care of her when you're 61? 1175 01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:55,125 She can take care of herself... 1176 01:08:55,292 --> 01:08:56,500 Swear on your life 1177 01:08:56,917 --> 01:08:58,792 you'll never leave her side. 1178 01:08:58,958 --> 01:09:00,917 -If she wants... -What? 1179 01:09:02,042 --> 01:09:03,542 If she wants. 1180 01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:05,458 No. 1181 01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:09,917 Swear that you will never leave her 1182 01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:12,250 for the rest of your life. 1183 01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:13,625 Poli, it's hard to say... 1184 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,125 Forever! 1185 01:09:18,375 --> 01:09:19,542 I promise. 1186 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,708 Welcome to the family. 1187 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:44,708 Yes? 1188 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:46,042 I'm Jesus, Marta's father. 1189 01:09:46,375 --> 01:09:47,375 Who is it? 1190 01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:50,958 I have something very important to tell you. 1191 01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:52,792 Ali! 1192 01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:54,042 Alicia! 1193 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:57,458 What? Why are you whispering? 1194 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:58,542 -Is she home? -Yes. 1195 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:01,042 Listen. You wanted to be proud of me, right? 1196 01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:03,708 -Of course. -Give me a kiss and I'll tell you. 1197 01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:04,917 What is it? 1198 01:10:05,042 --> 01:10:08,042 I fixed everything with Ernesto forever. 1199 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,792 I don't care! I never want to see you again! 1200 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,292 Fuck you! 1201 01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:15,917 What happened? 1202 01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:18,375 -Ernesto dumped me! -What? 1203 01:10:18,792 --> 01:10:20,542 Don't play dumb, it's your fault! 1204 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:21,792 What did you do? 1205 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:24,958 We had coffee and I gave him the family hug. 1206 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:26,208 Now he dumped me. 1207 01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:27,625 -You went to his house? -Yeah. 1208 01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:30,375 He said he's too old for me, something about his prostate 1209 01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:32,375 and he's going to South America alone. 1210 01:10:32,542 --> 01:10:34,958 Dad, please, stay out of my life! 1211 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,917 I'm sick of you treating me like a child! 1212 01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:40,042 I'm a woman, don't you get it? 1213 01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:43,208 How could you? You never understand anything. 1214 01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:44,792 Sweetheart... 1215 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:46,708 My baby... 1216 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:54,375 Look, Ali, I'll fix this. 1217 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:57,458 This guy is a fucking idiot! 1218 01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:01,125 I give him the family hug and what does he do? 1219 01:11:01,292 --> 01:11:03,917 I'm going back over there to look him in the eye 1220 01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:06,292 man to man and see what happens. 1221 01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:11,792 You're not going to talk to anyone else. 1222 01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:16,458 -But... -What did I say? 1223 01:11:17,042 --> 01:11:19,917 To stay out of her life, damn it! 1224 01:11:34,042 --> 01:11:34,875 Is that...? 1225 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,667 It was in his backpack. 1226 01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,458 I won't call the police, but... 1227 01:11:40,958 --> 01:11:44,375 You have to promise me that Dani will stay away from my daughter. 1228 01:11:44,458 --> 01:11:47,125 I don't understand. I really don't. 1229 01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:50,208 I told you we needed to take him to a psychologist. 1230 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:54,125 He was climbing out of the hole... 1231 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:55,625 Hole? 1232 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:58,333 Was he in a hole? 1233 01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:00,333 His grandfather died recently 1234 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000 and he was very depressed. 1235 01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:04,708 They were very close. 1236 01:12:04,917 --> 01:12:06,042 Yeah... 1237 01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:12,292 My wife told me about his grandfather. 1238 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,083 Dani was a sweet boy. 1239 01:12:14,542 --> 01:12:17,625 He got good grades, he helped at home... 1240 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:20,542 He was affectionate. 1241 01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:23,375 Then he started skipping school... 1242 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:26,917 and smoking joints and now... 1243 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:29,000 this shit. 1244 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:32,958 We thought your daughter was helping him, but no. 1245 01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:35,417 Hi! 1246 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:36,917 Don't bite. 1247 01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:39,042 Dad? 1248 01:12:41,917 --> 01:12:42,917 Dani. 1249 01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:44,708 What does this mean? 1250 01:12:45,292 --> 01:12:47,125 What does this mean? What is it? 1251 01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:49,208 That's not mine, I swear! 1252 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:50,917 Don't play dumb with me! 1253 01:12:51,042 --> 01:12:53,542 It's flour! It's flour! 1254 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:57,917 It's flour! 1255 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,292 Flour! 1256 01:13:07,542 --> 01:13:09,208 Why would he have flour in his backpack? 1257 01:13:11,042 --> 01:13:13,208 It's my... flour. 1258 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:15,667 But... why? 1259 01:13:15,833 --> 01:13:17,667 Because he wants me to dump Marta. 1260 01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:20,292 He's fucking nuts! 1261 01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:22,125 Dani, take it easy. 1262 01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,958 You're defending him? 1263 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,708 -It's not that... -You know what? 1264 01:13:29,583 --> 01:13:31,208 I can't take it anymore. 1265 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,958 Get out. 1266 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:35,083 Both of you! 1267 01:13:50,792 --> 01:13:52,500 I'll come back... 1268 01:13:54,042 --> 01:13:56,167 and we'll clear up this misunderstanding. 1269 01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:00,208 Joaquin, please! 1270 01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:08,292 Hey, thanks for letting us come here. 1271 01:14:08,458 --> 01:14:09,792 Yeah, thanks. 1272 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:11,958 That's what family is for. 1273 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:20,583 Don't worry, guys. Everything will work out. 1274 01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:26,917 What were you thinking? 1275 01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:28,625 Come on, let's go. 1276 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:31,125 Hold on. 1277 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:34,667 I need your help with Isabel and Valentina. 1278 01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:36,250 How? 1279 01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:39,125 Just keep quiet. Nothing more. 1280 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:47,708 Hello! 1281 01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:50,958 Tell me you didn't! 1282 01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,667 -Tell me you didn't! -Okay, okay. 1283 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:55,458 You got me drunk, drugged me and put me on a bus. 1284 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:57,333 This is unbelievable! 1285 01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:00,042 Only someone like you could do something so disgusting. 1286 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:01,917 I was going to tell you everything. 1287 01:15:02,042 --> 01:15:02,875 Then it's true? 1288 01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:05,208 You both knew! 1289 01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:08,333 Alex, I'm sorry. 1290 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,375 -Forgive me, I was unfair... -Okay, stop. 1291 01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:14,208 This is too much. 1292 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:16,708 Don't touch me. 1293 01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:21,000 Alex! 1294 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:24,375 -Sweetie... -No, listen to me. 1295 01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:27,208 I hate you. 1296 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:31,958 Isabel... 1297 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:33,917 Isabel! 1298 01:15:34,958 --> 01:15:36,792 Call an ambulance! 1299 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:32,583 Hi. Your husband had a minor heart attack. 1300 01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:34,125 -What? -Good lord. 1301 01:16:34,292 --> 01:16:37,625 We should keep him under observation for at least 48 hours. 1302 01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:41,375 His cholesterol looks like someone who only eats bacon. 1303 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:43,542 Yeah, he eats badly. 1304 01:16:43,917 --> 01:16:45,792 Luckily it was only a scare. 1305 01:16:46,417 --> 01:16:48,083 You can go home and rest now. 1306 01:16:48,167 --> 01:16:49,708 -Thank you, doctor. -You're welcome. 1307 01:16:49,917 --> 01:16:51,667 -Have a good day. -Thank you. 1308 01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:54,708 Hipolito. 1309 01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:56,625 Come on, let's go. 1310 01:16:57,292 --> 01:16:58,792 Let's get out of here. 1311 01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:01,708 Leaving already? 1312 01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:06,125 No, you two are staying. 1313 01:18:36,917 --> 01:18:38,708 Fuck this. 1314 01:18:40,542 --> 01:18:43,167 -What are you doing? -I'm getting my daughter back. 1315 01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:47,792 And you two should do the same! 1316 01:18:54,625 --> 01:18:56,292 Marta, sweetie. 1317 01:18:57,958 --> 01:19:01,042 I wanted to buy you a shake and... 1318 01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:04,542 And say I'm sorry. 1319 01:19:06,625 --> 01:19:10,708 I understand, I wouldn't want a father like me either. 1320 01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:13,833 If I'd had a father like me, 1321 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:17,917 and he did things like this, I'd have run away. 1322 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:42,667 Darling, come with me. Look at me. 1323 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,583 -What's going on? -It's urgent! 1324 01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:47,125 -Is Mom okay? -I'll tell you on the way. 1325 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:53,500 Dani! 1326 01:20:02,708 --> 01:20:03,917 Excuse me. 1327 01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:06,125 I need some help. 1328 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,417 Can you tell me where Alex is? 1329 01:20:09,917 --> 01:20:10,958 Please. 1330 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:17,083 -Please, listen to me! -It's that wacko. 1331 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:18,208 Her father. 1332 01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:21,667 I already dumped her! Leave me alone! 1333 01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:25,792 Listen. Marta ran away from home and we don't know where she is. 1334 01:20:25,958 --> 01:20:27,458 Hold on, stop. 1335 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:29,208 Say something, you're scaring me. 1336 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:31,375 Mom's fine. Here. 1337 01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:34,458 You're going with him on the trip. That's our savings. 1338 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:36,125 Dad, please... 1339 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:38,125 Go on, call him. 1340 01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:43,792 They will not pass! 1341 01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:45,500 They will not pass! 1342 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,708 More poetry and less police! 1343 01:20:52,917 --> 01:20:55,458 More poetry and less police! 1344 01:20:55,625 --> 01:20:57,000 We're almost there, there he is. 1345 01:20:57,458 --> 01:20:58,958 There he is, Dad. Faster! 1346 01:20:59,583 --> 01:21:02,750 Drive! We need to go, drive! 1347 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:07,542 Ernesto, stop, please! 1348 01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:14,542 Stop! 1349 01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:17,000 Drive faster, he's crazy! 1350 01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:18,292 I can't speed! 1351 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:20,375 My life is in danger, you wanker! 1352 01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:22,250 Stop! 1353 01:21:22,417 --> 01:21:23,500 Stop, you dickhead! 1354 01:21:23,667 --> 01:21:24,708 I come in peace! 1355 01:21:24,917 --> 01:21:25,500 Stop! 1356 01:21:25,583 --> 01:21:26,250 My love! 1357 01:21:26,417 --> 01:21:27,042 Damn it... 1358 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:33,250 Roast the pigs! 1359 01:21:33,417 --> 01:21:36,542 Roast the pigs! 1360 01:21:36,917 --> 01:21:39,167 Roast the pigs! 1361 01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:40,708 Alejandro! 1362 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,917 Arturo, what are you doing here? 1363 01:21:46,042 --> 01:21:49,042 Arturo, what are you doing here? 1364 01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:51,500 -Open the door! -I'm calling the police! 1365 01:21:51,667 --> 01:21:52,792 Open the door! 1366 01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:54,292 I come in peace! 1367 01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:57,625 I didn't know how to say this so I wrote it down. 1368 01:21:57,792 --> 01:21:59,375 Look, you see? 1369 01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:05,708 Marta! 1370 01:22:07,292 --> 01:22:08,667 Darling... 1371 01:22:09,208 --> 01:22:11,542 Are you okay? Have you eaten? 1372 01:22:11,708 --> 01:22:14,792 Things might not work out between you and my daughter. 1373 01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:17,792 In ten years you might not be able to keep up 1374 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:19,708 with her and you have to leave her. 1375 01:22:19,917 --> 01:22:22,250 Or she might leave you because you can't get it up. 1376 01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:23,958 We need to talk. 1377 01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:25,250 I'm sorry for my behaviour. 1378 01:22:25,417 --> 01:22:28,167 -Arturo, this isn't the time. -No, no, no! 1379 01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:34,375 Leave me alone! 1380 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:54,583 Look, Alex. Let's work out our differences 1381 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:56,417 like civilized people. 1382 01:22:56,583 --> 01:22:59,625 Don't you ever talk to me like that again. 1383 01:22:59,917 --> 01:23:01,708 What you did is very irresponsible. 1384 01:23:01,917 --> 01:23:03,958 You scared your mother to death. 1385 01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:05,250 You're a woman now, right? 1386 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,042 Go on, talk to him. 1387 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,917 I'll be in the car. 1388 01:23:12,167 --> 01:23:13,500 That said... 1389 01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:16,708 I'm sorry. 1390 01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:20,125 I hope someday you can forgive me, because... 1391 01:23:21,042 --> 01:23:22,917 this was all my fault. 1392 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:26,958 What are you doing? 1393 01:23:27,292 --> 01:23:29,125 Touch him again and I'll... 1394 01:23:35,042 --> 01:23:37,958 Listen. I did something you're going to like. 1395 01:23:55,917 --> 01:23:58,375 -Why do you come to this park? -Dad... 1396 01:23:58,542 --> 01:24:01,250 -Do you use condoms? -Dad, please... 1397 01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,458 Alex. 1398 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:30,542 I'm sorry. 1399 01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:34,125 Okay. 1400 01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:37,417 I think we're even. 1401 01:24:40,417 --> 01:24:41,417 What happened? 1402 01:24:41,917 --> 01:24:43,125 My baby... 1403 01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:44,667 Dad? 1404 01:24:45,208 --> 01:24:47,792 I got beat up by the riot police. 1405 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:48,917 What? 1406 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,333 They came after me and he stepped in front. 1407 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:52,417 Really? 1408 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,042 Look, I... 1409 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:57,125 What? 1410 01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:59,500 I wanted to say I'm sorry... 1411 01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:13,750 I'll get you out of here. 1412 01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:26,125 Well, Arturo. 1413 01:25:26,458 --> 01:25:29,250 Now that you've been in my shoes, I guess we can be friends. 1414 01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:33,042 Excuse me? 1415 01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:37,792 -The beating was for you. -Very nice. 1416 01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:40,458 Very nice, and you deserved it. 1417 01:25:40,625 --> 01:25:41,250 But... 1418 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:44,542 The monarchy is an essential part of this country's history. 1419 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,125 If you deny that, you're ignorant. 1420 01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:49,708 Careful with your back. 1421 01:25:49,917 --> 01:25:53,042 The monarchy is just an excuse to waste money. 1422 01:25:53,208 --> 01:25:55,542 Why do we say "to live like a king"? 1423 01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:57,917 Fine, we'll do like your beloved Venezuela. 1424 01:25:58,042 --> 01:26:00,542 What's Venezuela got to do with it? 1425 01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:02,708 It has everything to do with it! 1426 01:26:03,042 --> 01:26:04,125 Everything! 1427 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:07,125 This is impossible, I can't even talk to you. 1428 01:26:07,792 --> 01:26:11,708 Go ahead, we'll all end up wearing loincloths. 1429 01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:14,208 Valentina, please, hurry up! 1430 01:26:18,625 --> 01:26:21,042 Today is the happiest day of my life. 1431 01:26:22,208 --> 01:26:24,042 I've done a lot of thinking 1432 01:26:24,292 --> 01:26:26,625 and I've arrived at the conclusion 1433 01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:30,458 that we have absolutely nothing in common, Alex. 1434 01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:33,542 Except one thing. What matters most. 1435 01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:35,458 Valentina. 1436 01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:42,292 -I love you, sweetheart. -Me too. 1437 01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:06,458 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD 1438 01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:14,083 Come on, everybody! Let's take a selfie! 1439 01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,708 One, two, three! 99236