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Feel like you're holding back, mate.
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If we're gonna put this online,
we're gonna need more from you.
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Like more arrogance in your face.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
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CHEERING
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FOOTBALL COMMENTARY PLAYS
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BOOING
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'Who's that?'
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It's just the morons outside.
They think they're funny,
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making my grandma do random things,
then they put it on TikTok.
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"Scounsenancausingmayhem"
or something.
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'That's your nan? No way!
Are they live now?'
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CHEERING
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WHOOPING
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Did I miss the Ronaldo? Siuuuu!
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Hey, great shout with the shirt off,
Pat.
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You absolutely smashed it.
Completely silenced the Bernabeu.
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Last one now, eh, boys?
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She doesn't like you.
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'Ooh, what's she gonna do now?'
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COMMENTARY CONTINUES
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CHEERING
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You said you were gonna get me
free bingo tickets.
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I did. I got you them
for last Saturday, lad!
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You know I go to Angie's tango class
on a Saturday. You know that, Reece.
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LAUGHING
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That's heavy, that, lad.
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Lingering beef about that quid
I took for going the shop for her!
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Let me do one. Let me do one.
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If I was a professional,
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my trademark celebration
would be running into the crowd,
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putting me face
right into Reece's ma's arse
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and while I am in there,
pointing to the heavens.
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CHEERS
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Oh, here we go!
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Sorry to disturb your lunchbreak,
but I have sent out an email
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because it's National Diversity
and Inclusion Week.
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When's it gonna be
you leave us alone week?
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I don't care if
a Jaffa Cake identifies as a cake.
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Belongs in the biscuit tin.
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Mr Meacher and I have set up
a homework task.
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You need to pair yourselves up
with someone who is your opposite
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and experience their lives
over the next few days.
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Just sit down, Brimble!
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ALL CHANT: Sit down, Brimble.
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Sit down, Brimble.
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Sit down, Brimble.
Sit down, Brimble.
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On Wednesday...
you will both do a presentation
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in front of the whole school.
GROANING
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You'll speak about your differences
and what common ground you found.
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No-one cares.
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Embrace it. Share it.
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Celebrate it.
BOOING
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And Mr Meacher is offering a L500
prize for the winning presentation.
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CHEERING
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Who would your opposite be?
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Probably just
someone really unpopular, like...
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..like her.
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God, you know, I can't be arsed
with these presentations.
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I'm just not gonna win, am I?
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Oh, yous are so cute together.
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Cheers, girl. And do you know what?
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It doesn't matter that
he doesn't speak English
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cos I know exactly what he's saying
through his eyes.
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Like just then, he said,
"I'm going for me lunch."
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So, the Brimble just came up to you
and asked to be partners?
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Well, she asked us
if I was a practising Muslim first.
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I told her "na'am",
which is "yeah" in Arabic.
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You won't get away with that, lad.
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Aw, we should be partners, mate.
I could win this.
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Diversity loves a gay.
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That's one of
the most beautifully tolerant things
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you've ever said to me. Thank you.
Knob!
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I'm fuming. How am I supposed
to show my acting skills
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when this is who I'm put with?
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Smoked someone the other day.
A Manchester United fan?
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Oh, yeah, fucking scruff. Divvy.
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Oh, Romeo, Romeo.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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Oh, sorry, he's just finishing
Pro Clubs on FIFA.
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Do you know, I feel for you, girl.
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Cos you know, me and Ziad,
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we were practising our audition
this morning,
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and you can proper get in the zone
with the right partner.
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Sir, me and Ziad,
we're gonna audition next.
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Now, he is from Libya,
so he doesn't speak English,
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so we're gonna do, like,
a non-verbal audition.
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Well, that's not gonna work.
Why?
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Are you racist against people
who don't speak English, sir?
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Are you a big, bad Nazi,
are you, sir?
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Why do you look so guilty, sir?
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We...
Get your kit off.
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Show us you haven't got
a swastika tattoo, sir.
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Erm... Ziad,
in no way did I intend...
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Sir, he doesn't speak English.
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Oh, now
you're just a patronising racist!
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Come on, Ziad,
let's prove to the racists
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that we can show Romeo and Juliet's
connection without language.
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Sorry.
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Down.
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OK.
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No.
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SHE GROANS
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SHE SIGHS
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SHE MOANS LOUDLY
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Thank you.
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IN ARABIC:
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Lucky bastard!
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BUZZING
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Dad, I'm bringing this girl over,
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but I kinda told her
I was a proper Muslim
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so I could do
this opposites homework with her.
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Astaghfirullah! I tell you
never to bring evil white girl
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to this house, Mohammed.
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I don't care how serious you are.
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Your grandad's been trying to get
you in a mosque for years.
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Now some girl comes along,
and you wanna pretend to be Muslim.
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Are you having a laugh?
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All right.
Son, what's this girl like?
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That's one word.
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And we're celebrating
Eid "al-Hadda".
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Adha.
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Adha. Yeah, Dad, are you gonna help?
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'Yeah. Go on, then.'
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So, like, I know you're gay,
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but surely if that bird who played
Wonder Woman wanted you,
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you obviously would?
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Oh, yeah, I'd completely abandon
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me whole genetic and hormonal
make-up for her. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You see, what's good is
you're gonna get to experience
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a progressive, modern-day
Muslim family.
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Yeah. Wow.
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They're here. Press play.
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Astaghfirullah!
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You are a disgrace!
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I shall never forgive you.
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Eid Mubarak.
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Apologies for my wife's behaviour.
Er, she is practising seclusion
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from public observation and
had the audacity to show her feet.
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I still see your toeys.
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Dad, it's Eid, and
women celebrate with us. Remember?
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You're right.
She may join us for five minutes.
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Mum!
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NOISE FROM PHONE
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I thought you wanted me to teach you
how to be more earnest in life?
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I am earnest, me.
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Today, I taught Miss Prescott
that if she had an OnlyFans,
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I'd defo subscribe.
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Why, when you've already made
your mind up about me?
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So just put a slide up saying,
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"The difference between me and Reece
in ten years."
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Then photoshop a pic of you
in a suit with a L50 note,
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snorting cocaine
off Jacob Rees-Mogg's bum cheeks.
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Then me, in a pair of
Reebok Classics, looking chavtastic,
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standing outside the job centre
with me 13 kids.
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Christopher, I'm home.
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What are you doing that for?
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You don't seem to care
about doing any work.
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Are you even going to uni or
is that a bit too grown-up for you?
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Lad, I'm starting
a joinery apprenticeship as soon as.
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I'll be earning
a decent wage for a nice house
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whilst you're sucking off
the manager of Lidl,
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desperate for a job cos
you're 50 grand in debt after uni.
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Then who'll be the grown-up one?
Christopher!
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TURNS THE VOLUME UP
What are you doing that for?
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I don't know. It's funny, innit?
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I just want her to think that
we're shagging.
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Turn it off!
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What are you doing? Get off me top!
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Come 'ead!
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OPERA MUSIC
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MOANING FROM PHONE
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GROANING FROM PHONE
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You boys are certainly throwing
yourselves
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into this get to know each other
homework.
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Soz, Pat.
Chrissy's a bit of a squealer.
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SQUEALS
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It is great that
you all eat from the same plate.
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It's uniquely intimate. So bonding.
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I have something for you.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Erm...
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Mohammed, why is she looking
so confused, huh? Is she not happy?
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You said the mahr for the marriage
had been agreed.
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Yeah.
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It's such an honour to welcome you
to our family,
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you know,
as my future daughter-in-law.
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Sorry, what?
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He's always wanted to control
the woman.
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You have. You have.
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Remember when you were a little boy?
You used to take that Barbie.
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He'd say, "You're my wife.
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"You're my wife,
and I'm gonna hide your passport,
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"tie you to a radiator."
It was so cute. It was so funny.
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You can't say that!
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Sorry, I think
there's been a misunderstanding.
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I am not here to be Mo's wife.
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I-I am here to learn
about your religion.
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Apologies.
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Would you please excuse him, just
while he prepares the main course?
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Mm!
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BLEATING
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What's he playing at?
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We will now begin
our Eid Qurbani celebration.
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The ritual slaughter of a goat.
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Would our guest of honour...
like to perform the sacrifice?
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Erm... No, I respect your religion,
but I would rather not.
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Well, then,
Cutthroat Mo takes the reins again.
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That's what we call him cos
when he was five, he was a natural,
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real thirst for blood.
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Hm, so murderous.
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Mum. Dad, that is no longer
a tradition we follow.
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Dad!
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Just... Yeah, just give me a second.
Sorry.
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LAUGHING,
BLEATING
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Yous aren't funny!
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Cutthroat Mo strikes again.
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Sir, why are you only seeing
lads and girls audition?
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Are you a homophobe
as well as a racist?
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Romeo and Ricardo for the win.
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Ted makes a great point,
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and we need to be more inclusive
with the languages for Ziad.
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I've popped an Arabic translation
I found in the WhatsApp group.
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Maybe Mo and Ziad
would like to audition as a pair?
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Erm... Yeah. Sound.
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IN ARABIC:
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Yeah.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Classic Shakespeare.
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Conflict... to resolution.
Fantastic, boys.
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Oh, there you are, mate.
Listen, I really need your help.
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Reckon you've got any pictures
of Pat when she was younger?
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Cos I'm seeing hallmarks
of a decent bum, you know.
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I'm only messing.
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Though if you had any, I'd probably
wanna look out of curiosity.
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But anyway, you know Reece's ma?
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That really shy and retiring woman?
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No, she didn't.
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Mate, swear down. We were in the
canteen, brought me over Alphabites,
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gave me a wink and I looked at them
and I realised,
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if I moved them round, it spelt out,
"I want you, Con."
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I had to use the "O" more than once,
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but that's just a mistake
on her part.
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That wasn't a coincidence. There's
a lot of things that could spell.
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No, mate, secret code.
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SIGHS
251
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,960
Proper torn now, lad.
Cos it's banter.
252
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,960
But it's not banter because...
I wanna do it.
253
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Just, Reece is me mate.
254
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,960
You should go for it.
255
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,960
Well, if this week at school
has taught us anything,
256
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,960
it's to be your authentic self,
and people should accept that.
257
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,480
Yeah. And my authentic self wants
his head right up Jodie's arse.
258
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Nice one, lad. I'll see you later.
259
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Aye, pilgrim,
lips that they must use in prayer.
260
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,960
Oh, then, dear saint,
let lips do what hands do.
261
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Saints do not move,
though grant for prayers' sake.
262
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,960
Then move not
while my prayer's effect I take.
263
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:21,960
Nah, no, I'm not havin' this, me.
Right in me face like that.
264
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I'm back tomorrow.
You're dead, you sweaty lizard.
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Gold star English student.
266
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HE SPEAKS
ENGLISH WORDS SLOWLY
267
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,960
Look...
268
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Oh, my God, he's still pretending.
269
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
And here's me telling Aims
we don't need to vet you
270
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,960
cos I know you'll pass.
271
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,960
I vetted you anyway
because she's my mate,
272
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,960
and something about you is dodgy.
273
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,960
In a non-racist way.
274
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,800
We did the usual background check of
all your socials for any scandals,
275
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,960
looking at your internet history
to make sure
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00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,960
you're not a perv
and no naughty shoes.
277
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,800
And you only just passed that one,
by the way.
278
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You've been added, lad.
279
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,960
Yeah, you have.
So, don't you ever speak
280
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,960
to either of us again in English...
281
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Mia-Louise!
282
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SPEAKS ARABIC
283
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,960
Come back.
284
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,000
So, what was Reece like as a kid?
285
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,960
He struggled.
286
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,640
Wasn't his fault.
He had a lot to deal with.
287
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,960
We didn't have any heating.
288
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:37,800
Sometimes, the only food
we could afford was 9p Netto beans.
289
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,960
I'm sorry.
290
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,960
Sometimes, I had to send him
out into the street to steal
291
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:47,960
other people's hubcaps and...
when we were really desperate...
292
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,160
I had to shove him
through people's cat flaps,
293
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,960
to break into their houses.
He was only four years old.
294
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,960
HE SIGHS
295
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,960
Well, I see now
why he is the way he is.
296
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,640
I'm winding you up, soft arse.
297
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,960
Never mind
what you see on the telly.
298
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,960
We're not all sitting round,
eating crack out of a bin bag.
299
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,960
Look, I suppose you can say...
300
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,960
..that it's only ever been
me and him.
301
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,960
So, I'm very proud...
of the man that he's becoming.
302
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,960
Oi, oi, here he is.
Here's that tenner, son.
303
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,960
Ah! Nice one, Mum.
304
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,960
Oh, so you can bend down?
305
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Well, in that case, you can go
and pick up your dirty plate
306
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,960
and put it in the dishwasher,
lazy arse.
307
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,960
Right, I'm off to work.
Give us that tenner back.
308
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:49,960
Nice one. G'wed.
See you later. Love you. Love you.
309
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,640
I think it's really great you're
so committed to your schoolwork.
310
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,960
Bet your mum would have been
dead proud of you.
311
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,000
Hey, Connor came onto me ma
last night.
312
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,960
Nah, it's not funny, lad.
He told me you told him to do it.
313
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,960
He actually did it?
314
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,480
What did you say that to him for?
315
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:20,960
Nah, banter's funny.
But nobody treats me ma like that.
316
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,960
No, you should know better.
317
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,960
You're lucky if
I even do this presentation later.
318
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Though I suppose
we can tell everyone
319
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,960
how we're so different, then, cos
one of us is proper disrespectful.
320
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,960
APPLAUSE
321
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,960
Good afternoon to you all.
322
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,000
Here at Allsbrooke, we are proud
to promote a school culture
323
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,960
that values diversity.
324
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,960
So, without further ado,
325
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,960
first up, we have Connor and Ted.
326
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
It's mad cos...
327
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
CHUCKLING
328
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960
..I love girls' arses,
329
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,960
and he loves lads' arses, don't you?
330
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,160
Kieran and Lewis.
331
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Our main differences are,
he benches 270...
332
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,160
I bench 275.
333
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,960
And if you look,
they're not really that different.
334
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,960
Mine and Kieran's common ground is
we both generally love a good scrap.
335
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,160
We'll batter anyone who wants it
and batter them again if needs be.
336
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,960
Just slightly different in shape.
337
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,960
So, maybe me and Ted aren't
that different, either.
338
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,800
HE SOBS
339
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,960
APPLAUSE
340
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,640
But we're most similar...
cos we're both humans,
341
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,960
and humans make mistakes.
342
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:48,960
I bet any one of them sound lads
there on that picture made mistakes.
343
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,160
Will you?
344
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,480
Is that a pebble?
345
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,960
Lewis, are you messing?
346
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
It's not about the mistake.
347
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960
I want someone that'll push me
out of me comfort zone.
348
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
She's had you off!
349
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:04,960
You're not me Romeo.
350
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,160
LAUGHTER
351
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,960
Fuck off!
352
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,960
CHANTING
353
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,320
I asked Mo's parents to tell me
a Muslim prayer
354
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,960
What?
355
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,960
So, if you could please all join me
in a call to Salah.
356
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,960
No no...
357
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:34,160
358
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,960
Is this real?
359
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,480
I can't believe he said that to her.
360
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,960
If he's good enough for you...
he's good enough for me.
361
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,640
AUDIENCE:
That's where I wanna be
362
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:55,960
363
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,960
He's good enough for me.
364
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,000
OK. OK...
365
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960
OK.
366
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:12,960
And now for the final pairing,
we have Reece and Christopher.
367
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,000
There were many differences
I experienced when being with Reece,
368
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,160
but in truth,
I started to understand them.
369
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,960
I now understand that a family
can abuse each other non-stop
370
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,960
but love each other very much.
371
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:33,640
And I think love was our
common ground, a love for our mums.
372
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,960
LAUGHTER
373
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,960
You all laugh,
but you love your parents, too.
374
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,960
It's just Reece has got the balls
to show it.
375
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,960
He always sticks up for her,
and he always defends her.
376
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,960
I remember
a time I was out with my mum,
377
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,960
and... these idiots my age
were... harassing her,
378
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,960
saying idiotic things about her...
379
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
and I did nothing.
380
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,960
So, I guess
our biggest common ground was
381
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,800
our fondness for our mums.
382
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,960
I just wish
I'd shown my fondness more.
383
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,960
Show your loved ones you care...
before it's too late.
384
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:22,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
385
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,960
I think we have our winners.
386
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,320
Lad, we're loaded!
387
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,960
Do you reckon we try and get tickets
for the Liverpool game?
388
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960
Good afternoon, everyone.
389
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,960
This... is the moment
we've all been waiting for,
390
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,960
the moment we announce
the cast of the school play.
391
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,320
You see here at Allsbrooke,
character is destiny,
392
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:04,960
and playing the characters
of Romeo and Juliet are...
393
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,960
Who-a-a-a-a!
394
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,960
..Aimee and Christopher.
CHEERING
395
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,960
But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?
396
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,800
It is the east.
And Mia-Louise is the sun.
397
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,320
Do one, you liar.
398
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,480
Look, when we first met,
you assumed I didn't speak English,
399
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,960
and you seemed to like
that about me,
400
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,000
so I played along because...
cos you are so beautiful.
401
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,960
I-I wanted to tell you the truth,
402
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,960
but you kept talking
about our eyes communicating.
403
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,960
I was afraid you'd think
our connection wasn't real.
404
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,960
But it is.
Because it's not about our mouths.
405
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,960
It's not even about our eyes.
406
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,960
It's about our hearts.
407
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,800
Well, just give me a sec, then.
408
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,960
PHONE PINGS
409
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,960
Pass the ball, lad.
KNOCK ON DOOR
410
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,480
I found these on the kitchen table.
411
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,960
It's two tickets for Friday
off Mo's ma.
412
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,480
You can take one of your bessies
from Angie's tango class.
413
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,960
I wanna squash this beef, Pat.
414
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,960
I'm sick
of always looking over me shoulder.
415
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,960
Oh, get in!
'What a goal!'
416
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,960
Siuuu!
417
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Siuuu!
418
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,960
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