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[Binny] Last time on Binny and the Ghost…

It fits.

[laughs]

"Dear Melchior,
along with our family watch,

we have hidden a second watch
which is up to you to find

and find a new Keeper for."

We wait until we have them both,
and then we strike.

[laughing]

You spent
my entire birthday gift certificate

on all of these stink bombs?

Yeah.

Unfortunately, I wanted to order
that phenomenacious mini piano

that produces flatulence, too.

A farting keyboard?

Absolutely fantastocratic, isn't it?

But you never know
when you might need a few stink bombs.

Whoa.

Maybe you don't have
a sense of smell anymore,

but I definitely do.

Did you get anywhere with the riddle
by now?

Do you know where to look
for the next clue to find the watch?

Beats me what my parents
were trying to tell me.

"Where we spent golden days of wonder,

and the ground with excitement
did thunder."

What's that supposed to mean?

Your parents made the riddles
especially for you,

so only you can solve them.

It must be something you did together
or something like that.

[sighs]

I'm really pretty nervous.

Why, I hadn't even noticed, babe.
It's not apparent at all.

I mean, you strike me
as the cool new museum restorationist

who has nothing to worry about
on her first day of work

-because everything will be fine.
-Yeah?

-Mm-hmm.
-[exhales]

[Binny] Gotta go, huh?

-[Wanda] Yeah.
-[Ronald] Yeah.

-You good?
-Yeah, good.

Ah.

Ah! My new office.

"Wanda Baumann,
the new museum restorationist."

-Mm-hmm.
-Stylish.

[Mala] Easy. Slowly, you oafs.

Please be careful, careful, careful.

That is a very delicate work of art,

not some piece of furniture
to be heaved around by you.

Mmm, unlike that thing. [laughs]

It's a sculpture by Magnus Mala.
Modern art.

-Not my favorite thing.
-[Mala] Stop.

Please whatever you do,
don't touch it there.

Don't worry, Mr. Mala.
Your sculpture is absolutely safe.

Until we open tomorrow,
it'll be kept in the storage room

at ideal temperature and humidity.

It's 100% fireproof and burglar-proof.

And you can't get much safer than that,
can you?

Welcome, Mrs. Baumann.

Let me introduce Wanda Baumann,
our new restorationist.

-Pleasure.
-Mmm.

Magnus Mala. But I'm sure
that goes without saying, yes?

[laughs]

Mrs. Baumann? [clears throat]
Mrs. Baumann, the door.

Ah.

-[beeps]
-[door unlocks]

Careful. Slowly. Careful.

Mr. Mala, shall we go to my office
to discuss the contract some more?

À bientôt, mon cheri.

So, I'm simply dying for a cup of coffee.

Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

I'm dying to go join my class.

-Au revoir, ma petite Binny.
-Au revoir, Maman.

Mwah.

Hey, Luca. Have we started yet?

I'm not sure. I don't think so.

Mrs. Neumann-Zöckler is here,
but not really here. [laughs]

Yeah. Good morning.

[all] Good morning, Mrs. Neumann-Zöckler.

Isn't this a beautiful day?

Let's get started.

Art.

What does this installation
make you think of?

Just let your thoughts flow.

Don't be shy, okay?

Just say whatever comes to mind first.

There are no right or wrong answers.

Just you and your wonderful ideas.

[snickering]

-Jan?
-Uh, well,

maybe the artist flunked
a couple of times, like Mark.

-[students laughing]
-Because of all the chairs.

Yeah.

Sure. That's a very good association.

Excellent, Jan.

Now try to open yourselves up…

-[air whooshing]
-…a little more to the art. Okay?

Try to feel as if you are touching it
with your fingertips.

Let it into your heart…

-[whispers] Melchior.
-…and into your soul.

Huh?

Melchior.

[gasps]

[screaming]

[all laughing]

I can practically feel the art in my toes.

[groans]

[stammers indistinctly] Students…

What are you doing here?

I'm not getting anywhere
with that darned riddle.

It can even drive a ghost crazy.

I wanted a change of scenery for a while.

[alarm blaring]

That wasn't me.

I swear.

-There's been a burglary.
-What?

Oh, no. The czar's jewels are gone.

[Mala] You promised me complete security
and this is what I get?

This is an outrage!

Thank God my masterpiece is still here.
Just think what could've happened to it.

[laughs] I can't imagine
anyone would steal that thing.

Steffi Schuster, police department.

Excuse me, can you let me through?
Thank you. Steffi Schuster.

So the alarm went off in here?

My mom?

Uh, I set off the alarm.

I-- I wanted to get the baroque painting
to repair the frame

when I saw all the display cases
had been cleaned out.

[Steffi] So when you entered the room,
the case was empty

-but the alarm yet hadn't gone off?
-No, I triggered it.

Do you know if anybody else
was in this room before you?

I don't.

When you left,
I shut the door and went to my office.

Not without activating the security alarm,
of course.

Of course not.

Are you 100% sure?

Yeah, I think so.

[hesitates] I mean, surely…

I simply must take
my sculpture back immediately!

I can't leave it here for a second longer!

[clears throat] Mr. Mala. Mr. Mala.
Wait, let me help you.

[sighs]

[softly] This burglary
is such a catastrophe.

If this gets out, no one will entrust
their exhibits to us anymore.

-You're fired.
-What?

Let's all calm down here.

Before anybody starts accusing anyone,
we should secure all of the evidence

and get your complete testimony

-down here at the police station.
-Yeah.

You do that.

But I don't want to see you here
until the case is solved, Mrs. Baumann.

[sighs] Uh, yeah, honey,
everything's fine.

Don't worry,
we've got it all under control.

I'm going to the police station
to help your mom.

You just keep calm and be brave. Okay?

-Oh, now, where's that darned key?
-Right there, Dad.

Ah.

[sighs] You're a darling.

-See you later.
-Right.

[Ronald] I'll call you.

[Binny sighs]

Now what?

Now we'll keep calm and be brave
and we'll go and catch the thief.

I knew you'd say that.
Finally, a real distraction.

[door closes]

[thuds]

[groaning]

Perfect.

Excuse me, may I please?

-Say, "Aah."
-[microphone screeches]

[Hubertus] Ow.

Oh.

[whimpering]

-[stammers] Excuse me, I…
-Bodo, you idiot.

Huh?

Oh, it's you.

For a second there,
I thought it was the boar's head.

Be a little more careful
with the microphone.

My ears hurt.

Sorry. Is the angle okay for you?

I thought the camera
should go in a little more.

-[microphone screeches]
-Ow!

Get your clumsy paws off of it

and install the other cameras,
you numbskull.

Naturally. I'm already gone.

-[screeching]
-[groans]

POLICE

[witness] No.
The nose was bigger, not so square.

The eyes were lower.

Not that low.

And the lips were much thinner there.

No, not that thin.

[groans]

[Steffi] Go through this carefully

and then I want it back on my desk
on the double. Got it?

Sorry to keep you waiting so long, Wanda,
but I'll be honest with you.

There's been a string of robberies
in galleries and museums,

and in the last six months,
they all have one thing in common.

There's no evidence, no traces at all.
We're totally stumped.

Okay, but that means
that Wanda isn't a suspect anymore.

-No.
-[both sigh]

We think it's a serial thief
who had access to several museums.

-[Ronald] Okay.
-Okay, but today was my first day of work.

What do I do?

I'm really sorry.
We're working as fast as we can--

That device is totally useless, young man.

You'll never find
the man who stole my roses that way.

I have better things
to do with my time. [scoffs]

[officer] Please, ma'am. Bear with us.

-That is him!
-[gasps]

That is exactly what he looked like.
Thank you, young lady.

You're the first one in this henhouse
who seems to know what she's doing.

[scoffs]

I was just doodling a bit
listening to you.

[Steffi] I just may have a job for you,

as a police artist.

-What do you say?
-Yes.

[chuckling]

POLICE - KEEP OUT

-[growls]
-[gasps]

Melchior. I almost had a heart attack.

What? I'm a ghost, remember?
I scare people, that's what I do.

Be glad. You'd never have made it in here
without me.

But how can anyone get in
and out of here undetected

in broad daylight?

There's no sign of a burglary.

And even a ghost wouldn't be able
to take anything through the walls.

[air whooshes]

[Melchior] Binny.

That looks like the guy we saw at the bank
by the safety deposit boxes.

But this was painted in 1706.

[Binny] "Captain Hubertus van Horas."

[thunder rumbling]

-Hey, Mama.
-Hey, honey. Mwah.

-Hmm?
-Aw.

Thanks for bringing my lunch, my baby.

[sighs] I have so much work here.

SOKO ART HEIST

I don't have any time to go for lunch.

Binny, I have a phenomenacious idea
to make some progress in our museum case.

[whispers] Melchior.

[chuckles]

Wanda, I need those new sketches
for Inter…

I'm finished.

…pol.

I was expecting something
a little less abstract

and in black-and-white.

In black-and-white?

Yeah.

Yeah…

Yeah.

Maybe I could use charcoal
or a very subtle watercolor.

Very good.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SOKO ART HEIST
MUSEUM OF MODERN ART

Looks like the police aren't any smarter
than we are.

Now, this is very interesting.

A-ha.

It really is ugly, isn't it?

Ugly or not, thanks to your investigation
at the police station,

we know it was on display
at all the museums that were robbed.

Can't be an accident.

Maybe people were so distracted
by how ugly it is

that no one noticed the burglars.

I mean, it makes me want to shut my eyes
when I see it.

Well, it would be a bigger help
if you could open your eyes

and look for clues or evidence
that Mala could be the museum thief.

[Melchior] Sorry, no luck.

Maybe we have to…

Wait a second.

The police found a wrapper
just like this one.

I saw it on the pinboard at the station.

It's stuck.

[Melchior] This thing's hollow.

[chuckles]

So that's how they rob the museums
without a trace.

They use the sculpture as a Trojan horse.

Uh…

Now, the Greeks gave the Trojans
a huge wooden horse.

But what the Trojans didn't know was…

There were Greek soldiers hiding
in the belly of the horse.

At night, they climbed out,

opened the gates to the city
and conquered Troy.

But instead of soldiers,
Mala smuggles an accomplice inside.

Then he sneaks out and robs the museums.

-Or she, perhaps.
-What makes you say that?

I think she's coming toward the studio
with him right now.

Now, listen carefully.

In the gallery,
I want you to keep an eye out…

for this painting.

It's worth well over a million.

Then, when we fence it,
we can take a well-earned vacation.

As long as you have better ventilation
this time.

[Mala] Don't worry. This time,
I made the air holes on top holes bigger.

You'll get enough air.

Now help me, will you?

Push. [grunts]

Thinking what I'm thinking?

I think so.

I looked high and low, and I sweated.

Searching for the perspiration
for the inspiration

to create my most recent work.

I kept looking, you see.

I think he should've kept looking
if you ask me. [laughs]

Questions?

Your loss.

Okay,
are you ready for a little diversion?

For… For me?

Hit it, then.

[fart sound plays]

Excuse me? Did you say something?

[fart sound plays]

[all chuckling]

[fart sound plays]

[both laughing]

-[multiple fart sounds playing]
-[all laughing]

-[fart sound plays]
-[laughter continues]

Whose keyboard is this?

What a childish act.

Really? For true art, have you no respect?

[groans]

[Mala] Well, anyway…

[gags]

What's that awful smell?

It smells like gym socks
dipped in blue cheese.

-[groans]
-[mouthing]

-[accomplice coughing]
-[gags and coughs loudly]

[coughing] Ew, gross.

Shh!

[coughing]

[groaning]

-[Mala groans]
-[coughing]

[Binny] Oops.

[guard] What's going on?

-[closes door]
-[coughing]

Sir, this isn't what you think
it looks like at all.

[whispers] She's a thief.

[grunting]

This is an outrage.

How dare you treat an international artist
like myself this way?

We searched Magnus Mala's house
top to bottom

and found all of the stolen loot
from each of the museum heists.

-[chuckles]
-Including the czar's jewels.

[Mommsen] I…

[clears throat] I owe you
a sincere apology, Mrs. Baumann.

Naturally, you can have your job
as restorationist back,

effective immediately.

Thank you.

But to be honest, I'm not sure
if I'm available again so quickly.

-I have a new job here, and--
-Oh, no.

We don't want to hold you back at all.

Of course, it will be a great loss for us.
A terribly great loss.

-Right?
-Yeah.

But you should think
of yourself first, you know.

And of the museum.

I had a really great time here. Thank you.

[laughs] Good luck.

Another case brilliantly cracked.

And I expect an adequate apology from you.

Something like,
"Dear Melchior, I'm so very sorry.

You were absolutely right. You never know
when you might need a few stink bombs."

-[chuckles]
-And this here, of course.

-[playing fart sounds]
-[both laughing]

Dear Melchior, I'm very sorry,

but I really wanted to tell you
what I found out about Hubertus van Horas.

I was at the old library.

Captain Hubertus van Horas
lived from 1658 to 1715.

Judging by the stuff they said about him,
he wasn't a nice person.

What a creepy guy.

Just looking at him
sends chills down my spine.

Let me show you what's really creepy.

[Melchior] It's the same guy
we saw by the safety deposit boxes.

Over 300 years.

That can only mean one thing.

He's the Watch Hunter
my parents warned me about.

And if he's been alive for 300 years…

He must have had three watches he used
to prolong his life three times.

We have to be careful,

and find the second watch
as fast as possible,

if it's even still there.

It will be. I figured out
where my parents' next clue is hidden.

Mala's Trojan horse tipped me off.

It's at the racetrack.

"Where we spent the golden days of wonder,

and the ground with excitement
did thunder."

-It has to be at the racetrack.
-Let's go, then.

But we have to be careful.

Now more than ever.

[Hubertus] My unwitting genius detectives.

[Hubertus] If you only knew
how hopelessly you are at my mercy.

As soon as you find the other watch,
I will take both watches from you,

and then nothing and no one
will be able to stop me

from getting all seven watches.

Nothing will stand in my way! Nothing!

[whimpering]

[cackling]

[yells]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I still have to get
those wires cleared up, sir, I…

Bodo!