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Yurrr! What it do, camera crew?
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Welcome back to the house
that Ava built.
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It's been a while.
Y'all ain't missed anything.
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Hey! Look who it is!
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What's it been? Like five months?
How you doin'?
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- Oh, what up? We still doing this?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God! You guys! Hey! Oh, sorry.
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Um, wow. You got new equipment.
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Look, I don't want to say
I told you so, but...
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I will. Y'all should've
listened to Jacob
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and made a right on 30th Street
instead of the left that night.
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You want me to tell you
what happened to you?
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Oh, right. Tell the people.
So, they got robbed.
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Because they thought
it'd be cute to walk around
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West Philly at night
with all this camera equipment.
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Hell, I'd have helped rob you
if I was there.
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Anyway, here we are, five months later,
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because that's how long it takes
for three people
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with art degrees
to save up for new cameras.
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Welcome back! It's Career Day today.
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Unfortunately.
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Ava! Not planning on being
conscious for Career Day?
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This is a district initiative.
They can handle it.
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Anyone else feel like
the people from the district
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have been more annoying than usual?
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- They're not all bad.
- I think they're cool.
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- Mnh.
- I actually like them this year.
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- Shocking.
- I don't know.
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I feel like they've been unequivocally
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and universally worse
than they've ever been.
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From unhelpful to unbearable.
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Good morning, Abbott Elementary!
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"Good morning, Abbott Elementary."
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So, yeah, I work
for the school district now.
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You guys missed a lot.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hi. Hey.
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Left or right?
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Uh, left. Thank you.
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Good choice. Good choice.
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Girl, this Development Day
has me developing a migraine.
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Let me have one of
those aspirins, please.
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It's a sleeping pill.
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Wake me if there's a fire, a
tornado, or a volcanic eruption.
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Good day to the fine teachers
of Abbott Elementary.
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What?
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No comment about Gregory
being "F-O-I-N, foin"?
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No, Ms. Schemmenti.
I was speaking to everyone.
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But since all eyes are on him, uh,
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Mr. Eddie, would you mind
reading from the first paragraph
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of your immaculately assembled binder?
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Sexily?
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Excuse me?
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That is not only suggestive
but highly inappropriate
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in front of our company.
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Uh, hi. Hi, everybody.
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Uh, we're from the school district.
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Uh, Principal Coleman invited us
to come, observe,
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and collaborate with you all
on this Development Day.
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Yes! The importance of collaboration
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is one of the many things I learned
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while I was matriculating at Cambridge.
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Yep. I went to Harvard this summer.
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I sat right there on their campus,
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and I used their free Wi-Fi
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to get my degree in Education
via Education Connection.
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And I've learned what it actually takes
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to do the job of principal.
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And turns out
I've been doing it all wrong.
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Somebody should have told me.
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Anyway, uh, now I'm engaged
and alert, by the book.
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Oh, yeah! I like books now.
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We're super excited to be here
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on behalf of the new
superintendent, John Reynolds.
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I'm Manny.
That's my dream team over there.
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That's Emily. That's Simon.
And we don't come empty-handed.
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We come with some iPads and SMART Boards
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for your classrooms,
loaded with learning apps.
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New and improved models.
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Same old engines.
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These people aren't gonna
change a blessed thing...
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except how many bodies are in the room.
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Thank you. And we'll see you around.
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Thank you.
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Gregory, we still need you
to read from section "A"
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there in your binder.
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Um...
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"Section A. Welcome back."
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That concludes section "A."
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Thank you, Mr. Eddie. You may be seated.
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"Ask the teachers if they have any ideas
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from over the summer
they'd like to implement.
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Try to make it fun."
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Does anyone have any ideas
from over the summer
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that they'd like to implement?
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- Oh.
- Janine!
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One of our most... teachers at Abbott.
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So, I was thinking over the summer
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while I was spending time with
myself and just thinking about,
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like, what really led me
to this point in my life.
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- Get to the point.
- Get to the point, Janine.
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Yes, okay. So, a Career Day.
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I think we should do Career Day
at the school because I checked
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and we haven't had one
since the only jobs for women
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were typists, moms, and wet nurses.
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I think it'd be a great way for the kids
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to see all of the amazing jobs
they can have.
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And that's it. That's my idea.
I'm done. Career Day.
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I could go into the plethora
of reasons that won't work...
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scheduling, previous failed attempts,
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the fact that it was your idea.
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- Right, but there is a way...
- But I'm just gonna go ahead
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and say no and save you
the embarrassment.
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You know, this is
my fourth year teaching here,
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and I've wasted a lot of time
trying to fight the odds.
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So I've just decided to just be
a good teacher, you know?
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Take a page out of Barbara's book.
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Just do what I can.
And maybe start wearing pearls.
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Hey. Janine, right? I'm Manny,
which I said up there.
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Um, I just wanted to say that,
uh, Career Day sounded good.
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It's a good idea.
I would love to hear more.
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Thank you! So you guys
are new at the district?
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Yep. Just started over
the summer. Loving it so far.
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Feel like we're gonna make
a lot of positive changes
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and do what the last
administration didn't.
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Nobody embezzling funds on my watch.
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Love that.
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Oh, hey, uh, actually,
one of the things we wanted
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to do today was shadow a teacher.
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- Can we shadow you?
- Yeah, sure.
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I'm just gonna be
setting up my classroom.
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- Exciting!
- It is exciting.
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Yeah. I'm just gonna grab my co-workers.
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They're talking to
Principal Coleman over there.
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You guys are so lucky.
You have such a good principal.
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Yes.
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A little early for this, no?
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For Christmas? Maybe.
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To watch you lift heavy stuff
in that shirt? Never.
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This thing? Well, it is
husband material.
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- Ha ha ha!
- Speaking of which...
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did you hear about Mr. Morton?
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What?
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He eloped over the summer.
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Vegas?
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- Hershey Park.
- Hm. Classy.
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Wow. You approve of that,
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but I bring up marriage,
and I get a, "Ha ha ha."
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Yeah, yeah, alright.
You just concentrate
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on getting that mini fridge
next to an outlet.
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A boyfriend brings it in the room.
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A husband sets it near an outlet.
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Well, a booty call would put it down
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wherever I want him to,
so don't make me go find one.
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Ha ha ha!
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So, where'd you teach before
pivoting to the school district?
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I didn't, actually.
But I grew up here, though.
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My first-hand experience is more from
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when I was a student in the area.
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Oh. Alright. Well, you know,
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that's one of the reasons
I wanted to teach at Abbott.
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Because I was a student
in the area, as well, so...
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This is my room.
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What are you making here?
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Oh. A "welcome back" sign for the kids.
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We're gonna decorate it together
so that everyone feels included.
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I try to implement a lot of color.
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Wanted to go with blue
because that inspires focus.
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And calm, which is so important
for primary classes.
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I read about that in Chalkbeat.
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- You read Chalkbeat?
- Mm-hmm.
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I basically live
in the comment section, so...
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Oh, my God. Are you @JTeagues215?
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Yes!
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And @JTeagues267 when I wanna
spice up the discourse.
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Ms. Teagues, I'm @MannyFromTheBlock.
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I'm always using this emoji.
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- That's you!
- That's me.
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I love your comments.
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I love your comments.
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Anyway, I wanted to paint
the walls blue last year,
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but you guys... the district...
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didn't like the idea
of painting walls, so...
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What?! Why not? That is so good.
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I think that's exactly an idea
that we could and should implement.
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It's a low-stakes,
high-reward improvement.
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Yes. Let's revisit that.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Just a lot of
positive reinforcement.
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Ahh.
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Ava, I have already told you.
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I'm not interested in auditioning
for "The Golden Bachelorette."
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Gerald is still very much alive.
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Actually, I'm here about your desks.
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When I was at Harvard,
I learned that communal seating
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is better for
kindergartners' development.
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Well, I like my desks separated.
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It's easier for me to...
move about the cabin.
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I'm little Jonathan, and I never learned
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how to make direct
eye contact with anyone,
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and so now they call me
Shifty-Eyed Johnny,
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and I can't hold down a job.
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Alright. I will take that
into account... if I must.
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You must. District mandate.
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Mandate?
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And cursive is no longer
in the curriculum.
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- Hey! Fancy meeting you here.
- Hey.
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Oh, I'm just bringing in the workbooks.
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Oh, there is a ten-for-ten sale
at Nichols School Supplies, by the way.
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Oh yeah.
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Trying out cursing.
Still getting the hang of it.
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How was Baltimore?
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Um, it was good. Yeah, it was good.
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I did a really cool job with my dad
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working the grounds crew
for the Orioles.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I laid a patch of Kentucky bluegrass
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right by home plate.
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It was so flat!
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What'd you do over the break?
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I just spent a lot of time with myself.
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And it was good for me.
I feel sure, centered, good.
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Oh, and Jacob, Erika,
and I started going out
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to brunch together.
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We're calling ourselves
the Brunchy Bunch.
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Why not just the Brunch Bunch?
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That's good.
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- It's just not working for me, is it?
- Not quite there.
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Hey. Teacher of the Year. Gregory Eddie.
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I heard about that garden
you made out front.
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- Really cool, man.
- Oh. Thanks.
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I like to do it, and it makes the school
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- and the street look good.
- Sure does.
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Uh, Ms. Teagues, could I speak
with you quick, one-on-one?
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- No. All good. Yeah, sure.
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And you can call me Janine.
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- Okay. Janine.
- Yeah.
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Uh, so, I was talking with the
others from the school district.
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You seem to have a ton of great ideas.
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There's this fellowship...
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the Robeson Fellowship at the district.
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We want somebody
with in-field experience
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to come enhance what the district can do
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to make schools
as efficient as possible.
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That sounds like a great opportunity.
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Yeah, I can help you
find somebody for that.
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Well, no, I had you in mind for it.
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Oh.
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I'm flattered, but...
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You know, the summer is
when I get a little bit
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of a break away from school.
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This would be during the school year.
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But that's when I'm doing the schooling.
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Yes, well, a sub
would take over your class
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while you're with us for
the duration of the fellowship.
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Sorry, but no.
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I can't imagine being away
from my students, so...
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I'm flattered, but, no, thank you.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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Just give it some thought, okay?
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You could help make some real change.
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Painted walls are just the start.
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Feels forced.
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This thing. Oh!
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Oh, Janine! Check out this video
I'm gonna show the kids.
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Common doing a spoken-word poem
about the Korean War.
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Oh, that's not spoken word.
He's just rapping a cappella.
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Well, tomato, to-mah-toe.
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Hey. What do you think about
these new district people?
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Oh, I like 'em.
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Ooh! I saw you talking
to that cute guy, Manny.
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What's his deal?
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He's no Gregory... my king, my guy.
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No. No, no, no, no.
It wasn't like that, you know?
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He was just asking me to do something,
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work at the district for a little while,
something about a fellowship.
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Oh, my God! The Robeson Fellowship?!
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This is a huge deal, Janine!
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They asked you? Why didn't they ask me?
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Manny can sense my allegiance
to Gregory, I bet.
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- Jacob.
- You should do it, Janine.
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You can make a real difference.
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I can't be away from
my classroom for that long.
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I'm gonna cry just thinking about it.
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You actually are crying.
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Jacob! That is video contraband.
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Not allowed in this school.
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- What?! Why?!
- It's not curriculum.
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But our textbooks are so old, Ava.
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According to these books,
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we still haven't even
pulled out of Iraq yet.
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You know, one of the first
things I learned
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when I was physically located
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within the legal property lines
of Harvard
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is that teachers are required
to stick to curriculum
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for student safety
and school protection.
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Wait. That's my personal
computer! You can't do that!
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Did it.
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Welcome back. First day of school.
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Alright. Get in line, kids.
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Single-file line. Tuck them shirts in.
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No talking. Boy, you lucky.
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00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:49,774
Last year's Ava would've
roasted you for looking like
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Adam Sandler at a pickup game.
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Or Adam Sandler at a wedding.
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Or Adam Sandler at the Oscars.
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Now go to class.
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Good morning. Welcome, welcome.
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Welcome, you guys. Alright.
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00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:09,961
Hey. Hi. You want to sit here?
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I don't bite. I'm Ms. Teagues.
What's your name?
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- Alex.
- Alex. Nice to meet you.
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Alright! You guys!
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Welcome to second grade. You made it!
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Let me just say it's really cool
you guys get to be the first
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to use our brand-new iPads.
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These are old.
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Brand-new iPads to us...
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because Abbott Elementary
is on the forefront
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of cutting-edge technology.
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My iPad is dead.
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00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:34,527
Ours, too!
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Uh, okay.
323
00:12:36,738 --> 00:12:38,364
Um, alright. That's okay.
324
00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:40,575
How about we just have you guys
share with them over there?
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00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:42,764
This one's on 7%.
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00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:44,954
Um, alright.
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00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:48,041
We can just charge them while we work.
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00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:51,294
And we only have two chargers.
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00:12:53,087 --> 00:12:57,049
Did you see the cherry Ring Pop
Gary left in the vending machine?
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00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:59,010
Gosh. He is too much.
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00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,720
Girl, he's sending you signals.
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00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,263
He's just joking.
333
00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:04,807
You know how men joke
about that stuff all the time.
334
00:13:04,807 --> 00:13:07,018
No, I do not. I do not know of one man
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who would ask his girlfriend's friend
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for her correct ring size as a joke.
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00:13:11,522 --> 00:13:12,940
He's probably, like,
getting me a Super Bowl
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00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,358
replica ring or something.
339
00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:19,030
Okay. Ava's literally gatekeeping
when I can use the garden.
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00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,991
She put a padlock on my kumquats.
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00:13:21,991 --> 00:13:25,036
She is making me rearrange
the seating in my classroom,
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00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:29,040
throwing off decades of
good educational fêng shui.
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00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,541
She made me replace my mop water.
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00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:32,668
But the best stuff
is like a sourdough starter...
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the older it is, the better it gets.
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00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:36,047
Alright. L-Let's relax.
347
00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:38,466
Ava is finally the principal
she is supposed to be,
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00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:40,384
so I say we give her a shot...
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00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,970
just like we give this new
whole-grain tofu spot a shot
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for lunch today because it's my pick.
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Who's ready to get antioxidated?
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00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,603
Great news, everyone...
there are no more free periods.
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Instead, everyone will be
volunteering for lunch duty,
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hall monitoring, library management,
et cetera... at all times.
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00:13:59,028 --> 00:14:02,198
Well, at least we can
still enjoy our lunches.
356
00:14:02,198 --> 00:14:04,575
Oh! And no more off-campus lunches.
357
00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:05,827
It's against policy.
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00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:09,038
She must be stopped.
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00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:14,602
Yeah, the "library to librarian"
ratio is troubling,
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00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,546
but nothing we can't fix.
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00:14:16,546 --> 00:14:17,964
Listen.
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00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:19,465
Speaking of, could you look into
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00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:22,009
getting a McFlurry machine
for my classroom?
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00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:24,512
Because the "McFlurry machine
to classroom" ratio,
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00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:25,972
t-that's also way off.
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00:14:25,972 --> 00:14:27,807
We can't do that.
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00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:29,016
Typical.
368
00:14:31,227 --> 00:14:32,311
Hey. Manny?
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00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:33,467
- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:36,874
So, you said to mention ideas,
and I think I have one.
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00:14:36,899 --> 00:14:38,860
- Okay.
- Love the iPads that you gave us,
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00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,736
but I was just thinking it would be cool
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if we had more chargers for charging.
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00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:46,909
You know, like three or four or seven...
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00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,661
- Or eight.
- Hey, you said it, not me.
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00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:51,163
Yeah. Guys, we should make sure
that we have enough chargers
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for the iPads in all the classrooms.
378
00:14:53,165 --> 00:14:54,166
- Yes.
- Yes.
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00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,186
Yeah.
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00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:57,061
And I'm just throwing this
out there, that, um, you know,
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00:14:57,086 --> 00:14:58,838
LeapFrog tablets could be better.
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00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:00,464
Ooh! Yes!
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00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,842
They're built for student use,
more cost-efficient.
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00:15:02,842 --> 00:15:05,011
Right. And they haven't
changed their cords in years.
385
00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:07,305
See? This is why I knew you'd
be a great fit for the fellowship.
386
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:08,472
Oh. I know that you don't want
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00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,849
to be away from your class,
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00:15:09,849 --> 00:15:12,018
so would it help if I told you
that you would get to be
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at Abbott once or even twice a week?
390
00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:17,023
- Really?
- Yeah, the fellowship is built
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00:15:17,023 --> 00:15:19,025
so that you stay on the ground
with a pilot school
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where you can still hear
from all your teachers
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00:15:20,902 --> 00:15:22,615
and test out all your new ideas.
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00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,808
Well, that's nice to hear.
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00:15:25,072 --> 00:15:28,659
And I don't want to sound money-hungry,
but is there a pay raise?
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00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:30,040
Two dollars.
397
00:15:30,065 --> 00:15:32,000
Two dollars?!
That's like a million dollars!
398
00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,598
Well...
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00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:35,958
Hey, we don't make this offer
just to any teacher, okay?
400
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,793
You got a knack for doing this.
401
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:40,129
Yeah, and if she says no, you gotta...
402
00:15:40,129 --> 00:15:42,340
you've gotta find somebody else, right?
403
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,091
And if it's about diversity,
404
00:15:44,091 --> 00:15:46,385
let me tell you that I am queer.
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00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:47,678
It's not.
406
00:15:48,255 --> 00:15:49,798
I-I'm fun to be around?
407
00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:53,643
Hi, there. Ow.
408
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:54,695
Everything okay?
409
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,437
Oh, fine, fine.
410
00:15:56,437 --> 00:16:00,524
Just trying to move these desks
the way you people want them.
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00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,610
- Can we help you?
- No, I don't have the time
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00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,363
to file the paperwork
just to move a desk.
413
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:08,033
No, I can help you with the desk.
414
00:16:08,741 --> 00:16:11,035
The legendary Mrs. Howard.
415
00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:13,788
I haven't had a chance
to connect with you yet, but...
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00:16:14,192 --> 00:16:15,735
I hear you're the one.
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00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,261
Charmed.
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00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:20,127
We're actually working on a program
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00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:21,879
to get assistants in the classroom
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00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,422
at the beginning of the school year
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00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:25,299
instead of you having to request one
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00:16:25,299 --> 00:16:27,176
that doesn't get here until January.
423
00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:29,679
Thank you. I do not need
a whole song and dance.
424
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,681
And thank you for your help.
425
00:16:38,145 --> 00:16:40,064
You don't trust us, do you?
426
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:43,859
Honestly? No.
427
00:16:43,859 --> 00:16:46,904
I've seen many versions of you
walk through that door,
428
00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:49,929
all with nice smiles, appearing to care.
429
00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:51,659
Mrs. Howard, I get it.
430
00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:53,202
I know what this district was,
431
00:16:53,202 --> 00:16:56,205
and I am aware of how I come off,
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00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:58,165
but I don't know any other way to be.
433
00:16:58,165 --> 00:17:00,167
I started working at the district
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00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,128
because I saw
that it needed to change...
435
00:17:02,128 --> 00:17:04,505
for students,
like the student that I was,
436
00:17:04,505 --> 00:17:06,674
for teachers like you,
437
00:17:06,674 --> 00:17:08,926
and for teachers like my mom.
438
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:11,765
Your mom's an educator?
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00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:14,348
She was, and before she retired,
440
00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:16,225
I listened to her
complain about the district
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00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:19,103
- every single year for 20 years.
- Hm.
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00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:21,897
I just wanted to make
the job easier for her.
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00:17:21,897 --> 00:17:25,526
So I can't make you trust me,
444
00:17:25,526 --> 00:17:29,321
but I'm not gonna stop trying
to make the job easier.
445
00:17:29,321 --> 00:17:31,371
And that goes for me and my team.
446
00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:40,875
It was a pleasure, Mrs. Howard.
447
00:17:43,431 --> 00:17:45,559
Break it up, slackers!
448
00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:48,549
Yeah, I'm talking to you...
Mrs. Miller, Ms. Schemmenti,
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00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:49,967
ponytail guy.
450
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:53,387
Yeah, that's right.
I got cameras all over this place.
451
00:17:53,387 --> 00:17:55,306
Just to make sure we're always working
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00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:57,349
to make Abbott a brighter place!
453
00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:59,810
Well, we made a plan
to solve this Ava problem.
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00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:01,187
We need to, like, reset her.
455
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,522
We looked for a button.
There wasn't one.
456
00:18:03,522 --> 00:18:06,484
So we decided to tempt her
with things we know she loves.
457
00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:07,985
First, money. Ohh!
458
00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,862
We sent Jacob in looking
incredibly scammable.
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00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,198
Second, her love of skipping work.
460
00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:14,241
In this case, for an Usher show.
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00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:16,619
Ahhh! Nothing has worked so far,
462
00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:19,205
so now we're pulling out the big guns.
463
00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:20,618
Ready?
464
00:18:21,499 --> 00:18:22,958
- No.
- Oh, come on.
465
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,878
We cannot stand any more
of this "new Ava,"
466
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:29,507
and unfortunately,
you are a very powerful tool.
467
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,175
Tool? You're literally objectifying me.
468
00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:32,593
Objects don't talk.
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00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:34,845
Bro, dawg, do you want to continue
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00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:37,223
to live under this new regime?
471
00:18:37,223 --> 00:18:39,383
- No.
- Then you know what we must do.
472
00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:41,398
Take it off. Take off the sweater.
473
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:42,520
Are we sure there's no other way?
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00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,105
Hush. Roll up a sleeve
475
00:18:44,105 --> 00:18:45,815
and tastefully welcome her
to the gun show.
476
00:18:45,815 --> 00:18:48,109
And then lean against
the door frame. You know how.
477
00:18:55,908 --> 00:18:57,618
Can I help you with something?
478
00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,995
Well, it depends.
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00:18:59,995 --> 00:19:02,623
All these rules are so...
480
00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:05,584
hard... and rigid...
481
00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:10,756
Well, here's a rule.
482
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:13,509
Put your arms away, Jeremy Allen Black.
483
00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:15,205
This is a school.
484
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:20,391
Please.
485
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:23,804
Okay. Look. We need old Ava back!
486
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,854
Mm-hmm.
487
00:19:24,854 --> 00:19:26,564
Well, she's dead and gone.
488
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,774
I lead now. I communicate.
489
00:19:28,774 --> 00:19:31,181
I haven't listened
to the City Girls in months.
490
00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:33,195
This is who I am now.
491
00:19:33,195 --> 00:19:34,697
Mm-hmm.
492
00:19:34,697 --> 00:19:37,116
Well, I guess this is just life now.
493
00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:38,784
If Gregory's arms didn't work,
nothing will.
494
00:19:38,784 --> 00:19:40,661
Oh, no.
495
00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:43,581
There's one card we can play.
496
00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,666
But we're gonna have to go low.
497
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:49,879
Nay... get low.
498
00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:55,817
- Hey, Barbara.
- Hey.
499
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:57,887
Oh! You changed your desks.
500
00:19:57,887 --> 00:19:59,597
Mandate.
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00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:02,224
These new district people...
they smile in your face
502
00:20:02,224 --> 00:20:05,144
and tell you your ideas are
good, but they suck, right?
503
00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:08,689
You know, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but...
504
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,524
I actually have hope for this new group.
505
00:20:10,524 --> 00:20:12,526
I think they can make change.
506
00:20:12,526 --> 00:20:15,321
Wh... Seriously?!
507
00:20:15,321 --> 00:20:17,615
Wow! I was really hoping
for a "Barbara Bummer."
508
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:18,881
And what would that be?
509
00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:20,593
Uh, it's when you tell me
everything's trash
510
00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:22,328
and that people are useless
and I shouldn't have hope.
511
00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:25,331
Beside the fact that I have
never said any of that,
512
00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:26,957
I've had a change of heart.
513
00:20:26,957 --> 00:20:29,543
I think this new group,
there's something there.
514
00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:31,337
Something genuine.
515
00:20:31,337 --> 00:20:32,494
What?
516
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:34,104
They offered me a fellowship,
517
00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:37,051
this thing where I can
go work at the district
518
00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:39,386
and help them bring big ideas to life
519
00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:42,264
for all the Philly schools,
and I turned it down.
520
00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:44,850
Well, you don't seem happy
you turned it down.
521
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:47,019
I've been doing this
for three years now,
522
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:49,313
and I finally got it in my brain
523
00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:51,982
that you just have to accept
the things you can't change.
524
00:20:51,982 --> 00:20:54,860
Just be. Just be a good teacher.
525
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,987
Stop dreaming, I guess.
526
00:20:56,987 --> 00:20:58,697
Dreamers are the only people
527
00:20:58,697 --> 00:21:02,743
that can bring about
a different reality.
528
00:21:02,743 --> 00:21:04,974
Do you really want this fellowship?
529
00:21:04,999 --> 00:21:06,026
Maybe.
530
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,915
Sweetheart, you know
that you still have Abbott
531
00:21:07,915 --> 00:21:10,209
to come home to when it ends.
532
00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:13,921
And now, if you will excuse me,
533
00:21:13,921 --> 00:21:15,714
I've got to go save the school.
534
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:19,468
What?
535
00:21:21,637 --> 00:21:23,597
Ava! You're needed in the gym!
536
00:21:23,597 --> 00:21:25,140
Yeah, there's a bunch
of teachers in there
537
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,101
saying Princeton's better than Harvard.
538
00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:28,628
Oh, hell no!
539
00:21:30,729 --> 00:21:32,398
Okay, we have like two minutes,
540
00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:35,025
so can you please fill us in
on the rest of this genius plan?
541
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:37,111
Ava said she stopped listening
to the Town Women.
542
00:21:37,111 --> 00:21:38,821
- City Girls.
- But I know there's one song
543
00:21:38,821 --> 00:21:41,365
she cannot resist.
544
00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:43,575
- Jacob, whip out the Walkman.
- Phone.
545
00:21:43,575 --> 00:21:45,289
- Open up Napster.
- Spotify.
546
00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:48,108
Jesus, close your ears. Come on.
547
00:21:50,884 --> 00:21:53,595
Princeton is the
Temple University of the Ivies!
548
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,462
Now, Mr. Johnson!
549
00:21:55,462 --> 00:21:56,964
Let go of your butts.
550
00:21:58,382 --> 00:22:00,801
What the hell?
551
00:22:00,801 --> 00:22:03,721
No. No.
552
00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:05,389
Not today, Juvenile.
553
00:22:09,184 --> 00:22:11,562
No.
554
00:22:11,562 --> 00:22:14,565
♪ Girl, you workin' with
some... yeah, you bad, yeah ♪
555
00:22:14,565 --> 00:22:16,984
♪ Make a... spend his cash,
yeah, his last, yeah ♪
556
00:22:16,984 --> 00:22:19,695
♪ ...frown when you pass,
yeah, they mad, yeah ♪
557
00:22:19,695 --> 00:22:22,072
♪ You gon' ride in the Jag,
yeah, with that head ♪
558
00:22:22,072 --> 00:22:24,491
♪ You could smoke or buy a
bag, yeah, of... yeah ♪
559
00:22:24,491 --> 00:22:27,077
♪ Got money I can flash,
yeah, and trash, yeah ♪
560
00:22:27,077 --> 00:22:29,830
♪ I'm a big-timer... yeah,
pull the trigger, yeah ♪
561
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:32,041
I'm back, y'all!
562
00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:34,585
So, Ava, can we have
our free periods back now?
563
00:22:34,585 --> 00:22:36,337
Y'all can do whatever you want.
564
00:22:36,337 --> 00:22:38,964
Mr. Johnson, find my ring light.
565
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:41,592
I'm about to be on IG Live all day.
566
00:22:41,592 --> 00:22:42,843
- Yes!
- Hey!
567
00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:45,012
Go, Ava! Go, Ava!
568
00:22:45,012 --> 00:22:46,930
So it turns out the only thing worse
569
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:50,100
than Ava being an awful principal
is Ava being a good one.
570
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,226
You should have been there, Janine.
571
00:22:51,226 --> 00:22:53,354
We tried everything to get her back.
572
00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:55,189
Gregory even flexed his muscles.
573
00:22:55,189 --> 00:22:56,732
You flexed?
574
00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:58,484
Yeah.
575
00:22:58,484 --> 00:23:00,944
Well, did you guys try just
playing "Back That Azz Up"?
576
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:01,987
Because that...
577
00:23:01,987 --> 00:23:03,864
How did you know to do that?
578
00:23:03,864 --> 00:23:05,949
Wow. You really are district material.
579
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,118
Oh, stop.
580
00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:10,037
Oh! Um...
581
00:23:10,037 --> 00:23:13,290
So, Manny offered me
a fellowship at the district.
582
00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:15,042
And I'm like 80/20 on doing it.
583
00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:16,210
So you'd leave Abbott?
584
00:23:16,210 --> 00:23:17,920
Well, yeah, but not permanently.
585
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,881
Well, I am happy for you.
And jealous. And sad.
586
00:23:20,881 --> 00:23:23,300
I'm emotional, which calls for shots.
587
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,094
Can you see about
my cheese fries, please?
588
00:23:25,094 --> 00:23:27,930
Uh, wow. Well, congrats.
589
00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:29,264
Mm!
590
00:23:29,264 --> 00:23:30,599
But I haven't made my mind up yet.
591
00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:32,184
Just haven't decided.
592
00:23:32,184 --> 00:23:33,894
Look. You'd be perfect for it.
593
00:23:37,523 --> 00:23:38,816
What?
594
00:23:38,816 --> 00:23:40,818
- What?
- What? You...
595
00:23:40,818 --> 00:23:43,153
Uh, no, it's great. It really is.
596
00:23:43,153 --> 00:23:46,240
It's just it'd be weird,
you not being at Abbott.
597
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,908
- Yeah.
- It's... It's a fantastic opportunity.
598
00:23:47,908 --> 00:23:49,410
- Mm-hmm.
- But I don't know.
599
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,529
When I think of Abbott, I think of you,
600
00:23:51,554 --> 00:23:53,848
and when I think of you,
I think of Abbott.
601
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:59,378
Yeah. No, I know.
602
00:23:59,378 --> 00:24:01,880
And I'm gonna miss my students.
603
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,384
I'm gonna miss... my classroom.
604
00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:07,928
I'm gonna miss knocking
on that wall to chat.
605
00:24:10,639 --> 00:24:12,641
I'm gonna miss that, too.
606
00:24:16,812 --> 00:24:18,439
You're really gonna leave us?
607
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,964
_
608
00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:33,620
Happy Career Day, Ava.
609
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,873
There's no such thing as a happy career.
610
00:24:35,873 --> 00:24:38,250
To work is to lose in life.
611
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,793
Good to have her back.
612
00:24:48,844 --> 00:24:50,846
Oh, no. No, no, no.
You haven't missed anything.
613
00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:52,594
Nothing is weird with Gregory.
614
00:24:52,619 --> 00:24:54,908
I basically just decided
to go work with the district,
615
00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:56,835
and, you know, Gregory and I are good.
616
00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,061
Me and Janine?
617
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,981
Yeah, no, w-we're fine. It's...
618
00:25:00,981 --> 00:25:02,946
It's... It's ju... It's nothing weird.
619
00:25:02,971 --> 00:25:04,501
Oh, hell yeah,
something weird's going on
620
00:25:04,526 --> 00:25:06,945
between Gregory and Janine.
They ain't tell you?
621
00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:09,615
Well, lucky for y'all, my hidden
cameras picked up everything.
622
00:25:09,615 --> 00:25:11,274
Y'all gonna love this.
623
00:25:12,284 --> 00:25:14,077
- Hey.
- Hey.
624
00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,913
That was a fun hang
the other night, right?
625
00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:18,415
- It was. I really like that place.
- Me too.
626
00:25:18,415 --> 00:25:21,460
But you think the camera crew
got home safe, though, right?
627
00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:23,170
I mean, we did tell them
it was a rough area.
628
00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:24,421
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
629
00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:25,923
They're probably all
just sick or something.
630
00:25:25,948 --> 00:25:27,780
What are the chances
they all got robbed?
631
00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:34,681
Hey, so, I was thinking
about the field trip
632
00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,975
- from last year to the museum...
- Okay, uh-huh.
633
00:25:36,975 --> 00:25:39,102
And particularly the part
634
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:43,023
where you told me
that you had feelings for me.
635
00:25:43,023 --> 00:25:46,318
And I had some, too, I guess.
636
00:25:46,318 --> 00:25:50,531
And I basically still
have those feelings.
637
00:25:50,531 --> 00:25:52,533
I realized it at the bar.
638
00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,117
Yeah?
639
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,912
So I don't know.
I was wondering if maybe...
640
00:25:56,912 --> 00:26:01,542
what if now, we could try to
explore that, try to...
641
00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:02,918
I don't know.
642
00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:05,587
Uh...
643
00:26:05,587 --> 00:26:08,590
Wow. Um...
644
00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:10,717
Definitely didn't see that coming.
645
00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:13,343
I know. Me either.
646
00:26:13,368 --> 00:26:15,097
Uh...
647
00:26:15,097 --> 00:26:18,934
Honestly, Janine, in my mind,
648
00:26:18,934 --> 00:26:21,436
I had kind of put a period on that.
649
00:26:24,481 --> 00:26:26,400
- Out of respect, you know?
- Yeah.
650
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,694
It just... I-It seem...
651
00:26:28,694 --> 00:26:32,364
I mentally moved on, and it
seemed like that was kind of the...
652
00:26:32,364 --> 00:26:34,324
the right thing to do, so I did.
653
00:26:34,324 --> 00:26:36,410
Mm-hmm, right. I mean, just so you know,
654
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,620
I wasn't saying we should never...
655
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:42,332
Okay, yeah, no, but, like, you know...
656
00:26:42,332 --> 00:26:44,376
even with you changing
your mind right now,
657
00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:46,879
it just feels like it would be safer...
658
00:26:46,879 --> 00:26:49,965
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- For both of us if...
659
00:26:49,965 --> 00:26:51,883
we were just friends.
660
00:26:51,883 --> 00:26:54,219
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm, definitely.
661
00:26:54,219 --> 00:26:56,555
You know? 'Cause I really
value what we have.
662
00:26:56,555 --> 00:26:58,140
- So do I.
- And I don't want this to get all...
663
00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,600
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
664
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,518
- I get it. I really do. I understand.
- Okay.
665
00:27:01,518 --> 00:27:03,937
Safer is better. Safe is great.
666
00:27:03,937 --> 00:27:05,314
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
667
00:27:08,609 --> 00:27:10,444
Look at Janine's face.
668
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,864
She mad.
669
00:27:15,178 --> 00:27:16,344
Good morning, everyone.
670
00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:17,933
We are so excited.
And let me just tell you.
671
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:19,534
This isn't your mother's Career Day.
672
00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:20,649
- No, it's not!
- Yeah.
673
00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:23,624
Though we're sure all your mothers
have vibrant professional careers.
674
00:27:23,624 --> 00:27:25,167
Yeah, if they so choose.
675
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,461
Uh, the main goal of this fellowship
676
00:27:27,461 --> 00:27:29,630
is piloting new programs and initiatives
677
00:27:29,630 --> 00:27:31,298
for the entire district.
678
00:27:31,298 --> 00:27:33,133
Which is why I've spent
the last four months
679
00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:35,260
making sure that Career Day is a fresh
680
00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:38,305
and impactful experience
for students, staff,
681
00:27:38,305 --> 00:27:39,848
and professionals
all over this great city.
682
00:27:39,848 --> 00:27:41,224
- All over.
- It's major.
683
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,185
- Yeah!
- Connections will be made.
684
00:27:43,185 --> 00:27:44,561
- Mm-hmm.
- Dreams will be born.
685
00:27:44,561 --> 00:27:46,271
- Wow!
- Janines will be quiet?
686
00:27:46,271 --> 00:27:47,977
Okay. Um...
687
00:27:48,002 --> 00:27:51,418
So, for you, Mrs. Murphy,
an anesthesiologist.
688
00:27:51,443 --> 00:27:54,488
For Mrs. Howard,
a licensed cosmetologist.
689
00:27:54,488 --> 00:27:56,114
- Ohh!
- Lovely.
690
00:27:56,114 --> 00:27:58,659
Cosmetology is quite
lucrative these days.
691
00:27:58,659 --> 00:28:01,119
Um, a zoologist for my class... Sorry.
692
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,913
I mean, the substitute...
Ms. Lee's class.
693
00:28:02,913 --> 00:28:04,821
I don't like animals.
694
00:28:04,846 --> 00:28:08,100
Well, the students
will love it, uh, so...
695
00:28:08,502 --> 00:28:11,088
Ms. Schemmenti, we have
a marketing professional...
696
00:28:11,088 --> 00:28:13,256
- Boo.
- From the Philadelphia Eagles.
697
00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:16,134
Yes! Hell yes!
698
00:28:16,134 --> 00:28:18,178
What about me? Tell me I got
him. Please, please, please.
699
00:28:18,178 --> 00:28:21,390
Yes, Jacob. As requested,
you have Mr. Johnson.
700
00:28:21,390 --> 00:28:24,685
Yes! Oh! He's had, like,
every job under the sun.
701
00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:26,895
Very useful in today's gig economy.
702
00:28:26,895 --> 00:28:29,856
Oh, the places we'll go.
703
00:28:29,856 --> 00:28:33,402
Um, and for Mr. Eddie,
704
00:28:33,402 --> 00:28:36,405
you'll have a botanist
from the Longwood Gardens.
705
00:28:36,405 --> 00:28:38,198
Cool. Thank you, Ms. Teagues.
706
00:28:38,198 --> 00:28:40,575
Welcome. Okay.
707
00:28:40,575 --> 00:28:42,077
Hey, Gary.
708
00:28:42,077 --> 00:28:44,204
I thought you restocked
the vending machines yesterday.
709
00:28:44,204 --> 00:28:46,707
Oh, I'm here to dispense
more than just high sodium.
710
00:28:46,707 --> 00:28:51,002
Yeah, he's here for Career Day.
This man has got a 401.
711
00:28:51,002 --> 00:28:53,588
It's all in quarters,
but, hey, money's money!
712
00:28:53,588 --> 00:28:55,173
Yeah.
713
00:28:55,173 --> 00:28:57,342
- I'm really loving Career Day, though.
- Mm-hmm.
714
00:28:57,342 --> 00:29:00,762
I'm hoping that cosmetologist
will do my nails also.
715
00:29:00,762 --> 00:29:03,432
Oh, maybe she could do your nails, too.
716
00:29:03,432 --> 00:29:05,809
You never know when you're
gonna need a ring photo.
717
00:29:07,394 --> 00:29:10,063
I'm just teasing. Just teasing.
718
00:29:10,063 --> 00:29:11,898
Okay. Yeah, I know.
719
00:29:11,898 --> 00:29:14,234
'Cause you love to make
these little jokes.
720
00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:17,112
But, uh, yeah, just checking in
that we're on the same page
721
00:29:17,112 --> 00:29:18,655
'cause, like, Gary, you know
722
00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:20,407
I don't want to get
married again, right?
723
00:29:20,407 --> 00:29:22,200
Like, I did it before.
I don't want to do it again.
724
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,202
- Yeah. I got ya.
- Okay. Okay.
725
00:29:24,202 --> 00:29:26,204
Just 'cause I want us
to be clear, alright?
726
00:29:26,204 --> 00:29:28,165
- Mm-hmm.
- So it would take, like,
727
00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:29,750
a miracle for me to want
to get hitched again.
728
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,751
- Alright.
- Okay.
729
00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:31,960
- I get it.
- Alright.
730
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,171
Like, an absolute freakin' miracle!
731
00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:35,839
Thank you all so much for coming.
732
00:29:35,839 --> 00:29:38,049
It means a lot to the kids
to be able to see
733
00:29:38,049 --> 00:29:40,177
all the different career possibilities.
734
00:29:40,177 --> 00:29:42,471
- We cannot pay you enough.
- You're paying us nothing.
735
00:29:42,471 --> 00:29:45,432
And I assure you that any amount
would not be enough.
736
00:29:45,432 --> 00:29:47,476
Ooh! I can't believe it's finally here.
737
00:29:47,476 --> 00:29:49,603
All these weeks of work for one day.
738
00:29:49,603 --> 00:29:50,896
I can't blow this.
739
00:29:50,896 --> 00:29:52,439
If I mess this up,
740
00:29:52,439 --> 00:29:53,565
the district won't let me pitch
anything else.
741
00:29:53,565 --> 00:29:54,942
That's right.
742
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,752
Yeah, I tanked the rollout
for electric school buses,
743
00:29:56,777 --> 00:29:58,403
and I haven't been allowed
to speak in meetings since.
744
00:29:58,403 --> 00:29:59,946
It's gonna be great.
745
00:29:59,946 --> 00:30:02,199
Okay. This is you.
746
00:30:02,199 --> 00:30:03,700
Hey.
747
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,410
Hi.
748
00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:07,370
Right. Oh. Pbht.
749
00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:09,581
And this just gets harder and harder
750
00:30:09,581 --> 00:30:11,943
because they go crazy for me.
751
00:30:11,968 --> 00:30:13,511
Hey, guys!
752
00:30:17,672 --> 00:30:18,924
They get tired after lunch.
753
00:30:18,924 --> 00:30:20,717
- It's 8:30.
- Is it?
754
00:30:20,717 --> 00:30:23,011
I don't think it...
755
00:30:23,011 --> 00:30:24,971
I see why they're being weird.
756
00:30:24,971 --> 00:30:27,349
She put the date on the bottom
of the board instead of the top.
757
00:30:27,349 --> 00:30:29,142
Classic mistake. Let me just...
758
00:30:30,727 --> 00:30:32,312
What do you think you're doing?
759
00:30:32,312 --> 00:30:34,356
Oh, I was gonna put the date
at the top of the board.
760
00:30:34,356 --> 00:30:37,526
I like my dates at the bottom.
And I like to fight.
761
00:30:37,526 --> 00:30:38,555
Oh.
762
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:41,630
Territorial behavior.
Pretty common in the wild.
763
00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:43,907
Yes. You see that in the kingdom
all the time.
764
00:30:43,907 --> 00:30:45,617
Now, let's see those cheetahs.
765
00:30:45,617 --> 00:30:47,953
I did not bring any cheetahs.
766
00:30:47,953 --> 00:30:50,080
Okay. Let's see a cheetah.
767
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,581
I brought a fake sloth.
768
00:30:51,581 --> 00:30:53,083
Really? That's what you brought?
769
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:55,710
So, what I do is make a little
palm tree on the forehead,
770
00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:57,212
then a straight line down my nose,
771
00:30:57,212 --> 00:30:58,964
all the way to the cupid's bow area.
772
00:30:58,964 --> 00:31:00,340
Mrs. Howard, if you're interested,
773
00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:03,260
you can find my tutorials
on Instagram and TikTok.
774
00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:06,888
No. I've been doing my makeup
now for well over 30 years.
775
00:31:06,888 --> 00:31:09,808
And you look fantastic,
but maybe some face contouring
776
00:31:09,808 --> 00:31:11,852
and some underpainting could
take you to the next level.
777
00:31:11,852 --> 00:31:14,020
Maybe that would be alright.
778
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:17,274
When you put these two kinds
of fruit trees close together,
779
00:31:17,274 --> 00:31:19,442
- that can lead to...
- Cross-pollination!
780
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:22,696
Sorry. I was, um... just trying to help.
781
00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:24,155
You know, this summer, I...
782
00:31:24,155 --> 00:31:25,907
- Worked with the Orioles grounds crew.
- Yeah.
783
00:31:25,907 --> 00:31:28,702
You mentioned it. Several times.
784
00:31:28,702 --> 00:31:30,745
Were you the guy that
got caught under the tarp?
785
00:31:34,082 --> 00:31:37,085
Kentucky bluegrass is slippery. Ah.
786
00:31:37,085 --> 00:31:39,421
Well, at this point in my story,
you may be asking yourself,
787
00:31:39,421 --> 00:31:41,631
"How did you get elected
to the state senate?"
788
00:31:41,631 --> 00:31:43,675
Yes. I was asking myself that.
789
00:31:43,675 --> 00:31:45,552
Well, it's real simple.
790
00:31:45,552 --> 00:31:49,306
You see, the incumbent passed
away right before the election.
791
00:31:49,306 --> 00:31:52,183
Everybody would just vote
for him when they saw his name.
792
00:31:52,183 --> 00:31:56,396
Just so happens that this
man's name was also Mr. Johnson.
793
00:31:56,396 --> 00:31:59,441
I got myself on the ballot,
and the rest is history.
794
00:31:59,441 --> 00:32:03,278
Anyway, I served three terms,
and we won the Cold War.
795
00:32:03,278 --> 00:32:06,781
So, then I come over here
and I create a hyperlink,
796
00:32:06,781 --> 00:32:09,743
which I then put in an e-mail
797
00:32:09,743 --> 00:32:14,539
that I... blast to our platinum members.
798
00:32:14,539 --> 00:32:16,917
And the comes the fun part. We wait.
799
00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:19,502
This guy does not look like an Eagle.
800
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,171
Hey. Pipe down.
801
00:32:21,171 --> 00:32:22,923
He could be a punter if
he wanted to. Go ahead.
802
00:32:22,923 --> 00:32:24,716
Thank you. No, that...
You know, that's okay.
803
00:32:24,716 --> 00:32:26,176
It happens all the time.
804
00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:29,012
That's why I've arranged a special guest
805
00:32:29,012 --> 00:32:30,805
to come say hi to everyone.
806
00:32:30,805 --> 00:32:32,974
I think you might like him more than me.
807
00:32:32,974 --> 00:32:34,559
Well, I mean, if we start a database,
808
00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:36,389
then there's no reason
not to do Career Day
809
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:37,687
in every school across the city.
810
00:32:37,687 --> 00:32:39,314
And if we're short on volunteers,
811
00:32:39,314 --> 00:32:41,358
we can get vocational schools to
send students over for credit.
812
00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:42,961
- That is brilliant.
- Hey!
813
00:32:42,986 --> 00:32:45,905
Why did you invite me here just
to speak to an empty classroom?
814
00:32:46,112 --> 00:32:47,906
All the kids left. The teacher left.
815
00:32:47,906 --> 00:32:49,491
I just brought my fake sloth
for nothing?
816
00:32:49,491 --> 00:32:51,117
- What?
- Yeah.
817
00:32:51,117 --> 00:32:53,662
- Whoa, whoa!
- Hey, guys! No running!
818
00:32:53,662 --> 00:32:56,289
Hey, no running! Guys!
Ava, what is going on?!
819
00:32:56,289 --> 00:32:58,458
The world's finest
starting quarterback is here!
820
00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:01,169
Everybody move! What?
821
00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:05,090
Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me. S-Sorry.
822
00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:07,550
Oh, my God.
823
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,302
Hey, little girl.
824
00:33:09,302 --> 00:33:11,178
Look at you all dressed up
for Career Day.
825
00:33:14,182 --> 00:33:16,117
Good one, Jalen Hurts. Heh.
826
00:33:17,698 --> 00:33:20,538
Melissa. How is Jalen Hurts
on your screen right now?
827
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,899
Because sometimes
God has favorites, Janine.
828
00:33:22,899 --> 00:33:24,359
America's sweetheart is here
829
00:33:24,359 --> 00:33:26,611
thanks to that boat shoe-wearing
hero over there!
830
00:33:26,611 --> 00:33:28,905
It's an absolute freakin' miracle!
831
00:33:28,905 --> 00:33:31,157
Do we get to talk to Jalen, too?
832
00:33:31,157 --> 00:33:33,743
Oh. No, kids. I don't think Jalen Hurts
833
00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:35,620
is gonna be able to stay.
834
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,247
Career Day blows!
835
00:33:37,247 --> 00:33:39,457
This makes me want to never work.
836
00:33:39,457 --> 00:33:41,001
Alright. That's dramatic.
837
00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:42,544
Dang it, Eagles marketing guy.
838
00:33:42,544 --> 00:33:44,546
Why'd you have to go above and beyond?
839
00:33:44,546 --> 00:33:46,840
Why couldn't you just bring
Eagles pencils or something?
840
00:33:48,174 --> 00:33:51,511
J, since we only have
but so much time together,
841
00:33:51,511 --> 00:33:53,680
uh, I was wondering...
842
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,306
what do you dream about at night?
843
00:33:55,306 --> 00:33:58,268
That I'm the prince of the
Underwater Kingdom of Atlantis.
844
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:03,982
Hey.
845
00:34:03,982 --> 00:34:06,067
I got a crazy favor to ask you.
846
00:34:08,069 --> 00:34:10,780
I got it. I got it.
Let's call an audible.
847
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:13,074
We'll get the video link
set up in every classroom,
848
00:34:13,074 --> 00:34:15,827
then we'll take the kids back
to the rooms with their teachers.
849
00:34:15,827 --> 00:34:17,412
We get Jalen to talk
to everybody at once.
850
00:34:17,412 --> 00:34:20,165
And we've got eight charged iPads now,
so that shouldn't be a problem.
851
00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:21,666
Now, that's a great play!
852
00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:22,792
Ready for kickoff.
853
00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:24,377
Oh, my gosh. "District" on three?
854
00:34:24,377 --> 00:34:26,838
- Absolutely.
- Okay. One, two, three!
855
00:34:26,838 --> 00:34:28,465
- District!
- Nerds!
856
00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:30,675
Okay.
857
00:34:30,675 --> 00:34:33,970
People around you and
have fun with them, as well.
858
00:34:33,970 --> 00:34:36,473
Hey! Jalen, um, you might
remember me from earlier.
859
00:34:36,473 --> 00:34:38,224
Janine Teagues from the district.
860
00:34:38,224 --> 00:34:39,809
Do you think you can
give us like 10 minutes
861
00:34:39,809 --> 00:34:41,311
so we can put you in every classroom?
862
00:34:41,311 --> 00:34:42,979
For the kids, I got
all the time in the world,
863
00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,439
as long as it's wrapped up
in 10 minutes.
864
00:34:44,439 --> 00:34:45,857
I gotta get to practice. Thank you!
865
00:34:45,857 --> 00:34:48,610
Your face is incredible! Excuse me.
866
00:34:48,610 --> 00:34:50,653
Oh, my gosh. That could've been a mess.
867
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,614
But we found a solution.
868
00:34:52,614 --> 00:34:54,616
No kids or professionals feel left out,
869
00:34:54,616 --> 00:34:56,409
and Jalen meets every class.
870
00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:58,161
Efficient after all.
871
00:34:58,161 --> 00:35:00,830
As the gworls say, "I ate that."
872
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,582
I consumed it!
873
00:35:02,582 --> 00:35:04,042
Thank you to everyone who took the time
874
00:35:04,042 --> 00:35:05,543
out of their day to be here.
875
00:35:05,543 --> 00:35:08,213
After football, I have to
start another career,
876
00:35:08,213 --> 00:35:11,424
so I wish I had been there
to hear the other professionals talk.
877
00:35:11,424 --> 00:35:14,260
Now, before I go,
there's a special someone
878
00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:16,471
who wants to propose...
879
00:35:16,471 --> 00:35:19,099
because...
880
00:35:19,099 --> 00:35:21,351
"This love feels like the first down..."
881
00:35:21,351 --> 00:35:23,770
and he wants to be
in the end zone of your heart.
882
00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,439
"Let's touch down
on our future together."
883
00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:28,525
Is Jalen Hurts proposing to me?
884
00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:30,516
I don't think so.
885
00:35:31,736 --> 00:35:33,863
You said it would take a miracle.
886
00:35:33,863 --> 00:35:36,199
And there's no clearer sign
than me being able
887
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:39,577
to get Jalen Hurts
to be part of the proposal.
888
00:35:39,577 --> 00:35:41,871
So I'm throwing a Hail Mary.
889
00:35:41,871 --> 00:35:45,959
Melissa Ann Caterina Schemmenti...
890
00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,877
will you marry me?
891
00:35:47,877 --> 00:35:49,902
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
892
00:35:52,382 --> 00:35:53,675
No.
893
00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:58,707
Damn! They usually say yes.
894
00:35:59,381 --> 00:36:01,717
Babe. Why not?
895
00:36:02,851 --> 00:36:05,437
Hey, man. You're late for practice.
896
00:36:05,437 --> 00:36:06,896
Dude, what's happening?
897
00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:09,190
He just asked me
to ask her to marry him.
898
00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:11,151
And she said no. Another proposal?
899
00:36:11,151 --> 00:36:13,361
Jalen, you've gotta say no
to this kind of stuff.
900
00:36:13,361 --> 00:36:15,155
Boundaries.
901
00:36:15,155 --> 00:36:17,073
You know my boundary's porous as hell.
902
00:36:17,073 --> 00:36:18,950
I-I really thought we had a great thing.
903
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:21,411
It has been great. Really. It has.
904
00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:22,829
But I just...
905
00:36:22,829 --> 00:36:24,956
Gar, I don't want to get married again.
906
00:36:24,956 --> 00:36:28,459
And I told you this. Like, a lot.
907
00:36:28,459 --> 00:36:30,753
I know. I... I... I just thought...
908
00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,256
if the perfect moment ever came around.
909
00:36:33,256 --> 00:36:36,301
And then suddenly,
Jalen freakin' Hurts is...
910
00:36:36,301 --> 00:36:38,386
- Oh, my God.
- Talking to your class. I mean...
911
00:36:38,386 --> 00:36:40,513
Hey, guys. I think maybe
you should take this outside
912
00:36:40,513 --> 00:36:42,432
because everyone is watching,
and I don't think you want that.
913
00:36:42,432 --> 00:36:44,392
Yeah. Okay, class, uh...
914
00:36:44,392 --> 00:36:46,603
Ms. Schemmenti's
gonna step outside for a sec.
915
00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:48,479
Guys, watch 'em, okay?
916
00:36:48,479 --> 00:36:50,398
Oh, you guys don't have to do that.
917
00:36:50,398 --> 00:36:52,650
Heads down, thumbs up.
Time to play seven up!
918
00:36:52,650 --> 00:36:54,444
They actually listened.
919
00:36:54,444 --> 00:36:56,154
Have you ever considered teaching?
920
00:36:56,154 --> 00:36:58,281
Uh... y'all hiring?
921
00:36:58,281 --> 00:36:59,866
I mostly work on Sundays.
922
00:37:01,701 --> 00:37:03,745
That's really funny.
923
00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:11,294
So, what do we do now?
924
00:37:11,294 --> 00:37:13,129
You really want to get married?
925
00:37:13,129 --> 00:37:14,923
I really want to get married.
926
00:37:14,923 --> 00:37:17,300
And you deserve that.
927
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:20,136
But, Gar, I'm never
getting married again.
928
00:37:20,136 --> 00:37:24,098
I... I-I don't need to be convinced.
This is my truth.
929
00:37:24,098 --> 00:37:28,478
Maybe the best thing for both of us...
930
00:37:28,478 --> 00:37:31,064
is not each other.
931
00:37:31,064 --> 00:37:33,525
So...
932
00:37:33,525 --> 00:37:34,817
we're breaking up?
933
00:37:37,529 --> 00:37:39,364
I hate to say it, but I think so.
934
00:37:46,246 --> 00:37:48,957
I'm okay. I'll be alright.
935
00:37:52,210 --> 00:37:54,170
Even though I feel
like a zero right now.
936
00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:55,838
Well, honey, you're not a zero.
937
00:37:57,465 --> 00:37:59,755
You're a Philly 11.
938
00:38:15,186 --> 00:38:17,730
So the bald guy was on his knee, right?
939
00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:20,255
And Ms. Schemmenti's like, "Not today."
940
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,241
Shh, shh. She's back.
She's back. Sit down.
941
00:38:23,241 --> 00:38:26,577
We just wanna say, we think
it's cool you trusted your gut.
942
00:38:26,577 --> 00:38:28,621
You're cold, but you're bold.
943
00:38:28,621 --> 00:38:31,082
And as a man with an
all-woman management team,
944
00:38:31,082 --> 00:38:32,625
I support a woman's right to stand up
945
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:34,669
for what she wants or doesn't want.
946
00:38:36,337 --> 00:38:38,423
Get to practice, you guys.
947
00:38:38,423 --> 00:38:39,549
Alright, now.
948
00:38:39,549 --> 00:38:41,134
Bye, Jalen Hurts.
949
00:38:41,134 --> 00:38:44,012
I mean, it could've been worse, right?
950
00:38:44,012 --> 00:38:47,432
I think now we know. We...
We lay some ground rules, right?
951
00:38:47,432 --> 00:38:50,893
No football players.
No football at all, to be safe.
952
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:52,937
No proposals. What are you doing in here?
953
00:38:52,937 --> 00:38:56,524
Oh. Um, Ava hasn't
given me any office space.
954
00:38:56,524 --> 00:38:58,151
Well, this is my mop's office,
955
00:38:58,151 --> 00:39:01,904
and we're about to have
an important meeting.
956
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,740
Yes! That's... Hey, guys.
957
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,450
I am so sorry about that.
958
00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,577
Sorry about what? That was a mess.
959
00:39:07,577 --> 00:39:08,870
It wasn't streamlined at all.
960
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,246
I know that's the key to the district
961
00:39:10,246 --> 00:39:11,748
picking up these things. I mean...
962
00:39:11,748 --> 00:39:13,625
Uh, Jalen Hurts was here.
963
00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:15,929
That alone makes this event a success.
964
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,337
The kids loved it.
965
00:39:17,337 --> 00:39:19,631
Anybody can execute under
perfect circumstances.
966
00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:22,008
You know how to improvise.
967
00:39:22,008 --> 00:39:24,969
Well, I do watch a lot of
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
968
00:39:24,969 --> 00:39:26,929
It's usually Wayne Brady's.
969
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,931
Right?! I know!
970
00:39:31,267 --> 00:39:33,978
Ooh! This look is a slay, Mrs. Howard.
971
00:39:33,978 --> 00:39:35,980
It's giving grade-A baddie.
972
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:39,901
Well, period to that.
973
00:39:39,901 --> 00:39:42,236
I could never do this
on my own every day,
974
00:39:42,236 --> 00:39:45,156
but it's nice to see
what I could look like.
975
00:39:45,156 --> 00:39:46,574
Thank you.
976
00:39:46,574 --> 00:39:48,910
Ohh.
977
00:39:48,910 --> 00:39:50,370
Oh.
978
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:53,623
Gerald, honey, grab your gators
979
00:39:53,623 --> 00:39:57,752
'cause we are going out tonight
'cause Mama looks good, baby.
980
00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:09,263
Okay. Let's keep
some order. That'll be it.
981
00:40:17,146 --> 00:40:19,273
Okay. Really think
about the career you want to pursue.
982
00:40:19,273 --> 00:40:22,735
Also remember, superhero...
not really a career.
983
00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:25,113
Hey.
984
00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:26,697
- Hey.
- Hey.
985
00:40:26,697 --> 00:40:28,950
Uh, how do you feel about
your first Career Day?
986
00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:32,370
Oh. You know, it was...
it was actually good.
987
00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:33,705
The kids loved it.
988
00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:35,331
Well, you should feel
really great about it.
989
00:40:35,331 --> 00:40:37,333
And that botanist that
you brought in taught me
990
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,919
how to use borage as a cover
crop to improve the soil.
991
00:40:39,919 --> 00:40:42,505
We're about to have some of
the richest radishes in Philly.
992
00:40:44,257 --> 00:40:46,843
I'm sorry. You...
You just are the only person
993
00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:49,220
I know that gets this excited
about radishes.
994
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:50,847
Well, it's one of
the only foods that I love.
995
00:40:50,847 --> 00:40:52,056
- It's dry, bitter.
- Bitter, yeah.
996
00:40:52,056 --> 00:40:53,433
It's, like, perfect.
997
00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:54,642
Yeah, I know.
998
00:40:54,642 --> 00:40:55,810
Your fave.
999
00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:58,922
I miss this.
1000
00:41:00,106 --> 00:41:04,193
Just chatting about our days. It's...
1001
00:41:04,193 --> 00:41:07,905
Oh, my God. Me too. So much.
1002
00:41:07,905 --> 00:41:09,907
Like, anytime anything happens here,
1003
00:41:09,907 --> 00:41:11,284
I want to tell you about it.
1004
00:41:11,284 --> 00:41:12,660
- Really?
- Yes!
1005
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:14,495
- Like, earlier with Melissa and Gary?
- Yeah.
1006
00:41:14,495 --> 00:41:16,581
She said no to him
in front of the Eagles?
1007
00:41:16,581 --> 00:41:18,541
I just wanted to tell you immediately.
1008
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:21,377
Wow. That's... Okay.
1009
00:41:21,377 --> 00:41:23,504
Yeah, 'cause the vibes were just off.
1010
00:41:23,504 --> 00:41:25,298
Yeah, it was weird.
1011
00:41:25,298 --> 00:41:27,759
I was kind of just
giving you your space.
1012
00:41:28,843 --> 00:41:31,971
I noticed that.
1013
00:41:31,971 --> 00:41:33,639
Why?
1014
00:41:36,309 --> 00:41:39,729
Well, I thought our conversation
was the reason why you left.
1015
00:41:41,606 --> 00:41:44,400
Oh, my God. N-No.
1016
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,194
No, no, no, no.
1017
00:41:46,194 --> 00:41:49,489
I really respected what you said.
1018
00:41:49,489 --> 00:41:53,075
I only left because I wanted
to try working for the district.
1019
00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:54,410
That was it.
1020
00:41:57,872 --> 00:41:59,999
Well, that's good to hear.
1021
00:41:59,999 --> 00:42:01,042
Okay.
1022
00:42:02,710 --> 00:42:05,004
So, I heard you got caught under a tarp?
1023
00:42:07,381 --> 00:42:09,801
What, do you have, like,
a Google alert for me?
1024
00:42:09,801 --> 00:42:12,887
No, I have a Google alert
for humiliating tarp incidents.
1025
00:42:12,887 --> 00:42:15,932
Hmm. Don't you have a lot of
work to do at the district?
1026
00:42:18,129 --> 00:42:20,715
Right when I
thought I was finally a made man,
1027
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:22,704
they had the audacity
to try and whack me!
1028
00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:24,190
Can you believe that?
1029
00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:26,150
So after making short work
of those goons,
1030
00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:29,111
I left Sicily, officially became
an American citizen,
1031
00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,613
and landed here.
1032
00:42:30,613 --> 00:42:32,365
I tried about 400 careers
1033
00:42:32,365 --> 00:42:36,035
until I picked up this mop
and never looked back.
1034
00:42:36,035 --> 00:42:38,663
I still can't look at tortellini
the same.
1035
00:42:38,663 --> 00:42:42,375
Anyway, janitorial work
is self-explanatory.
1036
00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:45,545
You've seen me around.
You know what I do.
1037
00:42:45,545 --> 00:42:46,921
Ohh...
1038
00:42:49,257 --> 00:42:50,591
Yeah! Whoo!
1039
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:58,947
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