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[mellow music]
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- You guys,
look, he's just like...
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- Cool.
- Great, a rat.
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- Can I pet him?
- No.
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- Come on.
- You ask me that every year.
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- One of these days,
I'm gonna wear you down.
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- [laughs]
Your poor husband.
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- Actually, um, no, we, uh,
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we got a divorce
a few months ago.
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- Oh no,
I'm sorry to hear that.
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- Oh, no, it's totally fine,
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I'm in a healthy
relationship with my DVR.
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- [laughs]
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Okay, this might be
a little bit out of left field,
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but, um, I know this
awesome steak house.
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Let me buy you dinner,
and then I can answer
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all of your
groundhog-related questions?
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- Um, oh, so, like,
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you and I, we would--
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we would go to
the steak house and,
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like, eat the steak or maybe,
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like, order some sides
or something like that?
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- Yeah, yeah,
something like that.
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- Oh, my God,
this is so hard to watch.
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- I know.
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- So, the thing is, like,
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I just got out of a really
long-term relationship--
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[groundhog squeaks]
Oww!
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- Watch it! Gary!
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- Oww, he bit me.
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- Oh, come on, come on,
little buddy, you okay?
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- He's gonna be okay.
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- Does that mean we go
straight to summer?
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- Attention shoppers,
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our groundhog meet and greet
has been cancelled.
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But if you were coming here
to meet a rodent,
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your day was probably
not gonna be amazing anyway.
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- Ugh, I mean,
that poor groundhog.
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- Look, I just got flustered.
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I'm not used
to being flirted with.
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- Well, at least you're
getting back out there.
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- Oh, yeah? You're greasing up
the old gears?
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Hitting the road again?
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Seeing if that rusty hull
is still seaworthy?
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- What vehicle is this?
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No, I'm not ready
to start dating.
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- You sure?
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I have, like, five cousins
who are very single.
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- Well, thank you, but no.
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I am taking this time
to focus on me.
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I bought a bunch of succulents,
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and also, I'm trying Sudoku.
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I feel like I missed that craze
the first time around.
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- You are a very,
very boring woman.
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- Okay.
- Okay, thank you.
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- Thanks for the Band-Aids.
- That's all right.
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- That's the embryo
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right before they implanted
it in Dina's uterus.
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Isn't it cute?
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- Yeah, I suppose it's cute,
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as far as amoeba-looking
things can be.
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- Well, I know it's just
a bunch of cells now,
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but if everything goes well,
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that's my and Jerusha's baby.
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- Look, I don't wanna
freak you out,
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but are you sure it's yours?
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'cause it kinda
looks like Elias.
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- To be fair,
all babies look like Elias.
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- Hey, I need you to sign
this accident report.
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I'm gone for one morning,
and Amy spikes a groundhog.
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- What are you doing here?
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The doctor said to spend
the rest of the day resting.
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- I'm fine, I've never
missed a day of work before,
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and I'm not about to start
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because I had a few
boba balls shot up my runway.
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- The miracle of life.
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- Okay, no,
I am taking you home.
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Come on.
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- I'm not leaving the store.
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This is dumb.
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If I wanna relax,
I fly to Ohio.
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I don't just sit
and do nothing.
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- Dina, please,
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if this implantation fails,
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I don't have enough money
to try again.
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- Fine, but I want it on
the record that this is stupid.
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- Noted, and thank you.
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- [sigh]
- All right.
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You know,
you might be surprised.
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A little fresh air and quiet
might be just the thing
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to, you know, put a smile
back on your face.
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Enjoy.
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[water trickling]
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- I need you to
give me that walkie.
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Excuse me.
Jessica.
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- So, word on the street is
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you are horny
and looking for love.
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- Uh, no, who said that?
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- Let's just say
a little dumb bird
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and her gay friend bird
told me.
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- Well, turns out
you have bad information.
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- Shh, shh, look,
here's what we're gonna do.
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The second our shift ends,
we're going to my place,
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we're getting in my water bed,
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and we're not leaving
till we figure out
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this whole will they,
won't they,
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Kermit and Miss Piggy thing
we got going on.
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- Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or--
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- Yeah, 'cause you're
smart with skinny legs
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and I'm Miss Piggy
because I'm a star.
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So, what do you think?
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- I just think
it might be weird
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to date someone
I work with, so...
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- Okay, fine, then screw it.
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I will quit right now.
- No.
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- I no longer work here.
- No, no.
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- I need someone
to cover for Dina today.
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Any volunteers?
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- Well, I guess I could.
- Question.
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Is it possible
to hook up an Xbox
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to the security monitors
in Dina's office?
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- I suppose so, yeah.
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- You know, Glenn,
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I've always had an
interest in management.
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I'll cover for Dina.
- Great.
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- Ooh, Glenn,
if he's doing that,
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can I do the announcements?
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- Well, Garrett's
assistant manager now,
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so it's up to him.
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- I once did
a radio play in college.
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- Okay, fine,
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just don't tell me
one more word about it.
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- This is a good team.
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- [slow exhale]
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Come on.
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Relax.
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[inhales]
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Relax, relax,
relax, relax, relax.
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Relax, damn it.
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Come on.
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Ugh.
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Nailed it.
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- I--sorry, I mean,
I would help him myself,
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but he insisted on
speaking with a manager.
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- Hi, I'm Amy,
the floor manager.
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- I'm Castor.
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You look really nice.
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- Okay, how can I help you?
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- Uh, Castor mentioned
that he works in insurance,
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which is a very
stable industry.
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- I used to work in textiles,
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but insurance was
a dream of mine,
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so now I work in insurance.
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- He took the leap.
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- I'm sorry,
do you two know each other?
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- No.
- Mateo's my cousin.
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- Hmm.
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Cousin, in, like, you know,
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all Filipinos are related...
[laughs]
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- Our mothers are sisters.
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- Okay.
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[mellow music]
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.
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- What is wrong with Castor?
- Uh, he's weird,
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I'm not attracted to him,
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and when you mentioned that
he "worked" in insurance,
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you could've mentioned
it was horse insurance.
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- There's a lot
of money in that.
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Horses' lives are crazy.
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- I can handle
my own love life, thank you.
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- Are you sure, 'cause you are
taking forever to smash it out.
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- Again,
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I am not ready to start dating,
and if I were,
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why is that the cousin
you set me up with?
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How about the one
who always comes in
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to buy his protein powder?
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- [scoffs]
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You think you can land Rogelio?
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Straight girl, please.
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- Cheyenne, back me up here.
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I mean, I am way
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out of Castor's league,
right?
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- Oh, for--oh, you?
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Right now? I...
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Castor seems good.
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- Attention Cloud 9 shoppers.
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Sushi is on sale at the deli.
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Mmm, discount sushi
from a big box store.
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Why just eat when you can
gamble at the same time?
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You know what,
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that sounded harsher
than what I meant it to.
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If you like the sushi,
just get the sushi.
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- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I just, I'm trying
to do it like Garrett,
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but I'm a little better,
I think, feeding off someone,
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you know,
riffing in the moment.
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- Yeah, sure, like a co-host,
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like, like, Kelly Ripa.
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- Yes, or Hoda.
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- Okay, all right...
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[giggles]
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Then let's riff.
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- Oh, all right.
You ready?
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- Yeah.
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[mic switch clicks]
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[both speak simultaneously]
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- Maybe we need
to rehearse a little bit.
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- Okay.
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- No, I am at work.
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I'm getting paid to sit around
and play video games all day.
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Aww, sorry, Craig,
I forgot you got fired,
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- Hey, Garrett,
can I leave a little early?
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I teach water aerobics
to seniors after work,
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and they yell at me
if I'm late.
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It can get racist.
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They don't know what I am,
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so it's kind of
all over the place.
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- Kinda busy,
I say you just do you.
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- Really?
Dina normally says that--
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- Just do whatever you want.
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No, not you, Craig,
you need to go back to Staples
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and make things right.
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- Amy, I'm gonna give you some
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gay man tough love right now.
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Okay? You ready?
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I wanna make sure you're ready.
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- [stammers]
What, Mateo?
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- [sighs]
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Okay, no tea, no shade--
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you're not a ten right now.
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It's not about your looks.
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You just have
some major dings.
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You're over 30,
you're divorced,
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you have a kid.
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- Cheyenne has a baby,
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does that give her a ding?
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- No, because I have a baby
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the way that
Chrissy Teigen has a baby.
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You have an old baby,
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so that's a double ding.
- Yeah.
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- Plus, you're probably really
out of practice sex-wise.
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- Excuse me?
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- And I'm guessing your
downstairs is a jungle?
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- Mm, retro.
[bottle cap pops]
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Nothing wrong with that.
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- No, it is a manicu--
you know what?
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I am not gonna defend myself.
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This whole system
of rating people is gross.
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- What's my number?
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- Um, you're a four,
Justine's a three.
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- But it's cool,
'cause I clean up on twos.
255
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,651
Girl's trip!
[giggles]
256
00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,687
- No, Sarah's a seven,
Brett's an eight,
257
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,122
Tate's a ten because
he has a good job and abs.
258
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,057
- That's correct,
I'm the complete package.
259
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,159
- Wait, what number is Amy?
Are we tied?
260
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,095
- God, no.
261
00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,897
I'm sorry, that was not--
262
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,832
no, I think you're beautiful.
263
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,701
See, this whole system
just sets us back.
264
00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,068
- You're just a little bit
higher than Justine.
265
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,037
- A little higher?
266
00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:00,107
No offense, Justine,
we're all God's creatures.
267
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,742
[silent mouthing]
What?
268
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,176
- Attention Cloud 9 shoppers.
269
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,880
Roma tomatoes
are now $2.99 a pound.
270
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,148
$2.99, Kelly--
271
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,184
a small price to pay
for a taste of Italy.
272
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,319
- That's for sure.
273
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,087
Now, Jonah, I always forget--
274
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,790
are tomatoes a fruit
or are they a vegetable?
275
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,592
- Oh, I say vegetables
276
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,694
so I get credit
for eating my veggies.
277
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:21,795
[laughs]
- I know, right?
278
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,631
- Busted, okay, I'm busted.
279
00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,699
[water trickling]
280
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,772
- Well, someone's
looking relaxed.
281
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,741
- Huh? Oh, yeah.
282
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,043
I've been staring at these
rocks for the past hour.
283
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,611
If you soften your focus,
284
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,680
it kinda looks like
two bats making paella.
285
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,682
- Oh yeah, yeah.
286
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,083
Yeah, anyway, um,
287
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,886
if you really wanna get up,
I guess it's okay,
288
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,387
you have to promise
to take it easy.
289
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,823
- Actually, I'd like another
ten minutes if it's okay.
290
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,225
A hummingbird flew by and
I wanna see if he comes back.
291
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,828
- Take all the time you need.
292
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,096
Can I get you anything?
293
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,998
- Really?
- Yeah.
294
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,833
- I mean, I could use a snack--
295
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:00,834
just some baby carrots.
296
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:01,869
- Okay.
297
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,136
- And pita chips.
- Mm-hmm.
298
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,072
- Ooh, and dips--
299
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,940
hummus, vegan tzatziki,
maybe a guac.
300
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,208
Yeah, for sure a guac.
301
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,110
And if you could
stack them in a bowl--
302
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,079
preferably glass
so I can see the layers--
303
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,881
that'd be great, thanks.
304
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,248
- Okay.
305
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,984
I'll see what
we have that wasn't
306
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,053
part of the listeria outbreak.
307
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,354
- You think it fits?
308
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,757
- Yeah, I don't
say this very often,
309
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,826
but that Cloud 9 suit
looks really great on you.
310
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,128
- Oh, thanks.
311
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,397
- Hey, um,
can I ask you a question?
312
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,431
- Yeah.
313
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,102
- Would you go out on a date
with someone like me?
314
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,336
- Oh, I'm married.
315
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,938
- Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not asking you out.
316
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,740
I just mean,
like, theoretically.
317
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,009
Like, say your wife died
and you're single now.
318
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,410
- What?
Why would she have died?
319
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,878
- Okay fine,
she never existed,
320
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:45,979
or she was abducted.
321
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,147
And you're not sad,
you're fine.
322
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,181
You were looking for a way out,
323
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,282
and it led you to me,
324
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,318
so on a scale from one to ten,
325
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:56,156
I'm like a eight minimum,
right?
326
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,158
- Uh, yeah, um, you know what?
327
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,894
I, uh, I have a lot
of great clothes at home,
328
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,730
so I'll just--
329
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,932
I'll just wear those
before I go out shopping.
330
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,066
Thank you.
331
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,335
- Okay.
332
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,103
- Garrett, what happened?
333
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,439
- Yeah, I don't know,
Sandra was on softlines.
334
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,440
- What...
335
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,607
- Oh, you know what?
336
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:18,345
She had to do something,
so I told her she could bounce.
337
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,713
All right, I'll see you later.
338
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,647
- No, wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa.
339
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,116
You can't go home
until this is cleaned up.
340
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,117
- Seriously?
341
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,418
- Well, it's gotta get done,
342
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,921
Mr. Acting Assistant Manager.
343
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:28,989
- [sighs]
344
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,025
Oh, why are these pants moist?
345
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,426
- Oh yeah, that happens.
346
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,928
- Ugh.
347
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,997
- Hey, so, um,
348
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,098
I know this might sound weird,
349
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,933
but on a scale
from one to ten--
350
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,434
- Sorry, hang on, one second.
351
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,370
Hey, do you wanna run it once
before we get on the mic,
352
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,373
or just kinda dive in and
use that opening night energy?
353
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,808
- Let's just go for it.
354
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,342
- That's what I thought.
- [giggle]
355
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,512
- [chuckles]
Sorry, what were you saying?
356
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,981
- Uh, you're busy.
357
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,182
I'll come back later.
358
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,051
- Okay, what do you think?
359
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,054
- * ...hear percussion
360
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,323
* Turn it upside down
361
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,958
[phone shutter clicks]
362
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,194
both: * Swiss cheese
is on sale now *
363
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,495
- * On sale now
364
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,330
- * Better get it fast
365
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,499
both:
* 'Cause it will sell o-out
366
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,102
- Ugh, maybe we should
allow bullying in schools
367
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,837
if it'll prevent
stuff like this.
368
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,371
- Yeah, tell me about it.
369
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,940
- Tough day at the office?
370
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,441
I'm just kidding,
you don't have an office.
371
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,111
- You know,
it hasn't been great, Tate.
372
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,113
I killed a groundhog--
probably--
373
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,480
and if it lives,
it'll never be the same.
374
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,950
And I learned that
on a scale from one to ten,
375
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,318
I am immensely unappealing.
376
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,120
- You can't listen
to what people here say.
377
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,788
They're all idiots.
378
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,289
Today, one of them asked me
whether he's supposed
379
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,125
to eat the cotton
inside the pill bottle.
380
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,393
- Elias?
- Elias, yeah.
381
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,962
- Look, I know everyone here
382
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,430
is trying to hook you up
with a bunch of randos,
383
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,098
but you should hold out
for a good one.
384
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,334
You deserve that.
385
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,270
- Well, that--
386
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,839
that kinda sounds like a line,
387
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,406
but, um, thank you.
388
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,275
- Well, listen, I don't know
if you feel like a drink,
389
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,277
but I know a great little spot.
390
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,146
I told them that I'm a veteran,
391
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,948
so I drink for half price.
392
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,517
- * We do whatever we want
393
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,352
- [moans]
394
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,486
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
395
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,155
- Okay, good to know.
That's fine.
396
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,290
- Um, more drinks please.
397
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,292
Mm, mm.
398
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,294
Just one second, okay.
- Sure, sure.
399
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,295
[long, low burp]
400
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:18,966
.
401
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:19,900
- * Jebediah Grey's
got a baby on the way *
402
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,103
* Oh goodness me
403
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,238
* A papa he will be
404
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,540
* For the lord--
405
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,441
Dina?
406
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,476
- [inhales sharply]
407
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,011
- Were you here all night?
408
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,512
- Hm?
409
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,182
Oh, yeah,
I guess I fell asleep.
410
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,851
Oh wow, I feel rested.
411
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,519
You know, some of my birds
have night terrors,
412
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,488
so it's usually hard
for me to get that deep REM.
413
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,290
- Well, ah,
that's, that's great.
414
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,325
I'm glad you got some rest.
415
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,260
Yeah, why don't you,
uh, you know,
416
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,262
get changed and
we'll get to work, huh?
417
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,497
- Yeah, okay.
418
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,866
- Hey, it's gonna be a big day.
419
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,833
Quarterlies are due.
420
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,136
Plus, we're doing
double coupons on catheters,
421
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,470
and at least
two retirement homes
422
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,106
are bussing in the oldies.
423
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,241
- [sharp inhale]
Ooh, boy.
424
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,010
- What?
- Oh, I...
425
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,511
Just got this
feeling like a marble
426
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,880
rolling around in my uterus,
I mean,
427
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,949
gosh,
I wonder what that's about.
428
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,183
Probably nothing.
429
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,885
Anyway, up and at 'em.
430
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,121
- No, no, no, no,
you stay on that couch!
431
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,422
That sweet little marble
432
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,924
is the only thing that matters.
433
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,226
- Okay, I mean,
I will continue to lay,
434
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,593
but only if that's
what you want.
435
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,895
- I do.
436
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,363
You relax.
437
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,298
- Hey, would you
mind grabbing me
438
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,167
some wet wipes and
a bottle of Febreze?
439
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,003
I wanna take a little whore's
bath before the store opens.
440
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,976
- Well, hey there, brown hair.
441
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,244
- Hi.
442
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,946
- Hi.
443
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,680
- Okay, bye.
444
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,117
- Well, I woke up feeling
very satisfied this morning.
445
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,119
Must've been the great night
I had last night.
446
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,022
- Cool, um,
I threw up in my driveway.
447
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,023
- Oof.
448
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,058
- So, um, Tate,
449
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,294
last night was
fun and impulsive.
450
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,063
- Mm-hmm.
- And expensive.
451
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,465
- Yeah, sorry
I forgot my credit card.
452
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,200
- Yeah, uh,
453
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,936
but I think it would be great
if we kept it between us.
454
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,404
You know how
people around here
455
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,074
talk and gossip,
and we don't want that, so--
456
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,075
- Understood.
457
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,442
Your secret's safe with me.
458
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,279
When I journal about this--
and I will--
459
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,215
I will call you Consuela.
460
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,216
- Okay.
461
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,152
- Adios, Consuela.
462
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,322
- [exhales]
463
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,091
- Protip--if you cup the mic,
464
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,725
you get a nice
voice-of-God effect.
465
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,360
- Oh, why don't you go out
to Los Angeles
466
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,962
and give Laura Dern
some acting tips?
467
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,697
- Always with Laura Dern.
- She's amazing.
468
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,533
- Okay, I gotta go
feed Dina's birds,
469
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,402
so today's the
same as yesterday.
470
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,636
Garrett, you're AM,
471
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,371
Jonah and Kelly,
you're on announcements.
472
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,639
- Wait, no, I just--
- No. no.
473
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,174
I don't have time to argue,
okay?
474
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:46,113
I gotta go Google how
to give insulin to a parrot.
475
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,347
- [giggle]
476
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,116
- So, this is
my cousin, Nestor.
477
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,517
He is studying
to be a receptionist,
478
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,252
and he sleeps on the top bunk.
479
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,720
- Hard pass.
- [sighs]
480
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,455
Okay, you can't just wait
for the Rogelios of the world.
481
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,589
you gotta lower
the bar a little.
482
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,358
- Yeah, eventually
you're gonna
483
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,260
have to put yourself
back out there.
484
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,162
- Okay,
485
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,364
not that it's
any of your business,
486
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,267
but, um, last night,
487
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,735
I did put myself out there.
488
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,138
- Wait, you hooked up?
With who?
489
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,639
- Doesn't matter,
all you need to know
490
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,541
is that I can definitely
do better than Nestor.
491
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,276
- Was it a guy or a girl?
492
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,011
- Guy.
- Does he work here?
493
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,147
- Yes, but I really shouldn't--
- Does he wear a hat?
494
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,649
- Sometimes, I don't know.
We're not playing "Guess Who?"
495
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,118
- Was it Brett? 'Cause
I've been shipping you guys.
496
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,219
- No.
497
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,787
- Oh, my God, did you have
a three-way with Elias?
498
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,622
- What?
These are your guesses?
499
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,559
No, it was somebody
better-looking,
500
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,461
someone more on my level.
501
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,163
- Marcus.
- Cody.
502
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,797
- [gasp] Mary.
- Okay, it was Tate.
503
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,732
- Tate?
- You bitch.
504
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,601
- Yeah, and it wasn't
a big deal,
505
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,703
and technically, he's a ten,
506
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,305
and he was totally into it.
507
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,042
So, maybe do the math on that.
508
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,212
- [laughing]
So, hang on now,
509
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,181
Sandra, you're from Hawaii,
510
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,448
but you've never
been to the beach?
511
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,683
- [gasp]
- What?
512
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,452
- No, I am deathly
afraid of the water.
513
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,720
Never even saw the ocean.
514
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,722
- [laughs]
- Wow, that is too much.
515
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,591
Now, are you afraid
of all water,
516
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,493
or just the ocean?
517
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,329
- I'd like to answer your
question with another question.
518
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,697
Where do hermit crabs live?
519
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,365
- [cackles]
- Get a load of her.
520
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,600
- Where don't they live?
521
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,202
[laughter]
You know what I mean?
522
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,071
- * I put my hand
up on your hip *
523
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,572
* When I dip
you dip we dip *
524
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,574
* You put your
525
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,510
- There she is.
526
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,145
So, I was thinking
that maybe we could
527
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,214
head up
the Delta Sky Lounge,
528
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,749
drop some miles at the bar,
see where it goes.
529
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,185
- Tate, I was thinking.
- Yeah?
530
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:37,090
- Maybe we should just keep
last night as a one-time thing.
531
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,057
- Oh.
532
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,193
- It's just that, like,
I was in a weird place
533
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,162
and I was sort of
feeling down on myself,
534
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,496
and people even
in this store were saying,
535
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,664
like, I couldn't bag a ten.
536
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,865
- Okay, so,
537
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,467
I was just
some kind of trophy
538
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,468
for you to wave around
to your friends?
539
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,536
Is that it, huh?
540
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,770
Another notch in your bedpost?
541
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,572
- [whispering]
Shh, shh, no.
542
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,375
Tate, can we please
just not make a scene?
543
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,676
- Well, well, well.
544
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,146
Look who banged the pharmacist.
- Yeah.
545
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,581
- I guess sometimes
Kermit goes home with Beaker.
546
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,815
[mellow music]
547
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:05,518
.
548
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,386
- I thought you didn't
date people from work.
549
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,356
- I didn't, I don't,
we're not dating.
550
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,723
- Oh, no, you made that
abundantly clear.
551
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,192
I guess I'm just
a human vibrator,
552
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,360
built for Amy's pleasure.
553
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,895
- Okay, um,
could we just, you know,
554
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,764
this is a very public space.
555
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,466
- May I remind you
that I had dibs,
556
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,469
so whatever you did with him,
you also have to do with me.
557
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,670
Yep, that's what's fair.
558
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,771
- Um, that's not a thing.
559
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,306
- But you promised.
560
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,640
- Oh, so you're just
tossing that cat around,
561
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,908
but Nestor can't get a turn.
562
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,545
- I'm not tossing
anything around,
563
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:36,149
and I don't want to be
dating anyone anywhere.
564
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,350
- Well, that's not
how it seemed yesterday.
565
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,618
You were totally hitting on me.
566
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,919
- What are you doing here?
567
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,920
- It's a store,
I'm allowed to be here.
568
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,189
- Unbelievable.
569
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,456
- Someone's thirsty.
570
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,491
- Guys, enough.
571
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,792
Look, I had dibs,
572
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,896
so the order goes me,
beard guy, then Nestor,
573
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,698
before we come
back around to Tate again.
574
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,200
- What's going on?
575
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,334
- Amy hooked up with Tate,
576
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,635
and then asked bearded guy out
577
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,736
even though Marcus has dibs.
578
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,770
Nestor's still in the mix,
579
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,239
and that woman needs Tide,
580
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,740
but no one's helping her.
581
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,642
- You hooked up with Tate?
582
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,910
- Um, I--
583
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,314
- I mean, wow,
it's a big day for you.
584
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,382
- Maybe you need to take
a little break from dating
585
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,483
and get tested.
586
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,951
- I can't take
a break from dating
587
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,653
because I never started dating.
588
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,489
- Yeah, guys, she's just
banging out dudes right now.
589
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,890
- Bzz, bzz, bzz.
590
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,792
Human vibrator
reporting for duty.
591
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,528
Yeah, turn me on, use me up,
592
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,829
and chuck me
back in the drawer.
593
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,231
- I just want the Tide.
594
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,266
- Aisle 17.
Stop ruining this.
595
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:30,603
[massage chair vibrating]
- Yep, get back in there.
596
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,905
Ohh, mama.
597
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,741
- [stammers]
I think I wanna call Jerusha
598
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,276
and tell her what we're doing.
599
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,246
- Already called her.
She's cool with it.
600
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,415
[sighing]
There it is.
601
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,416
Yeah...
602
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,453
[moaning]
603
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,791
- Hey, Garrett.
604
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,393
So, softlines is all good.
605
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,661
Could I maybe take
an early lunch?
606
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,795
My cat's in the hospice.
607
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,330
- No, if I let you leave early,
608
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,565
then I have to take
somebody off register,
609
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,899
to cover your section.
610
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,901
- Yeah, but this is my
last chance to say goodbye.
611
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,838
- Shut up, Sandra!
612
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,774
I'm not--
613
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,710
this is not--
614
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,245
here, you take it.
615
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,613
You be the assistant manager.
616
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,614
- What?
617
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,883
- Just take it!
618
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,520
[sighs]
619
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,856
- Cloud 9's new bath towels
620
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,593
are extra fluffy and made
from recycled other towels.
621
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,827
And here to talk to us
about them
622
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,497
is famous actor, Al Pacino.
623
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,465
How's Hollywood, Al?
624
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,635
- Oh, uh,
these towels are great.
625
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,870
Hoo-ah.
626
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,272
- Are you okay?
627
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,873
- [stammers]
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm just,
628
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,875
I'm not really feeling it,
so...
629
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,646
- Oh, okay.
630
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,448
[imitates Al Pacino poorly]
If you like towels,
631
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,516
then, uh,
632
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,984
this is "The Godfather"
of towels.
633
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,887
You can use them to clean up
your "Scarface."
634
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,325
- That is not good.
635
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,594
- These towels are 40% off.
- No...[laughs]
636
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,862
- I mean... [laughs]
637
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,898
- [as Al Pacino]
These towels are 40% off.
638
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,034
And even if it's
not a question,
639
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,769
you gotta end up here.
640
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,037
But then you're down,
641
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,472
then you're down here.
642
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,906
Because when you were younger,
643
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,974
when you were in "Serpico"--
644
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,409
- No...
[giggling]
645
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,912
- Hoo-ah,
I'm just getting warmed up.
646
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,549
- Al Pacino, everyone.
He's back.
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