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(eerie music)
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(creepy music)
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(low scary music)
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(energetic music)
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- Tom.
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Tom!
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Did you hear
anything I just said?
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You've been on your phone
nonstop since we left,
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obsessing over Darla, pathetic.
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- I'm not pathetic.
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(phone dings)
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Darla got a puppy?
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Aw, they're both so cute.
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- Maybe she doesn't
want to date you anymore
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because you're a stalker.
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- What?
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I love her.
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I have to get her back.
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- So, be the man she wants
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by getting in touch
with your primal self.
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I'll teach you shit this weekend
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she won't be able to resist.
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(phone buzzing)
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- Hey, Steve.
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- [Steve] Hey, rockstar.
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Hope you're on a toilet,
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cause you're about
to shit yourself.
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I'm headed to Cabo, Monday,
with those energy drink bottles.
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- You won't be
there for the pitch?
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- [Steve] Relax, you got this.
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Just tell the client
it's gonna go viral.
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- Uh.
- [Steve] Call you
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when I get back.
- Okay, but, I mean.
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- [Steve] Hasta la vista, baby.
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(creepy music)
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- Hey, but.
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- Phones are making
us weak, Tom.
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Yo, everyone put your
phone in the bag.
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- [All] What?
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- Just, put it in the bag, Hal.
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- Hey, I'm playing Snack Hacker.
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- Kate, curb your
Neanderthal, please.
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- It might be nice for
us to disconnect, Nance.
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You know?
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- My van, my rules.
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(eerie music)
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- [Nancy] It'll be fun, guys.
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- [Brad] We are going to
commune with the nature God.
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(both cheering)
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(creepy/energetic mixed music)
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(creepy music)
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- This place looks nice.
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- [Brad] You're the one
who wanted to stop to pee.
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(country music)
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- Is this place even open?
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(laughing)
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- I survived Bushy Mountain.
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(bell dinging)
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- Hello, is anybody home?
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Just the map and the jerky.
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Are, you, alive?
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- You'll need water out here.
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- Huh?
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Ya, got plenty of water, bro.
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(eerie music)
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- Liquid Death?
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- You'll need as much
water as you can get.
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The last thing you wanna
be out here, is thirsty.
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- Murder your thirst.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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- Water.
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You scared?
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(creepy music)
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- Everybody, grab your shit.
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You brought a rolling suitcase?
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- Yep.
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- Perfect.
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You can take the Liquid Death.
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- What?
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Wait, that's my stuff.
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- Nope, don't need it.
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- Hey, wait a min.
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Dude, come on.
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That's my only clean pair.
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Dude, you're just being a dick.
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- [Quig] There's a
lot of trash out here.
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- [Kate] Yeah, they should
call it Trashy Mountain.
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- [Quig] You're a
trashy mountain.
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- [Kate] Thank you.
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- See?
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Fits real nice.
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And take that.
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This is gonna be great.
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Not a cloud in sight.
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All right, we got about a
five mile trek to campsite.
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- [All] What?
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- [Brad] Let's go, party people!
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(grumbling)
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(eerie music)
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- Nature Gods!
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We come to you with
booze, babes, and shrooms!
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Down the line.
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(upbeat music)
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Eat it, just eat it.
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(energetic music)
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(birds chirping)
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- We're all out of water.
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(ominous music)
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- Wait.
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We could drink
this Liquid Death.
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Liquid Death!
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(laughing)
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(demonic speaking)
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- Wow.
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So pretty and shiny.
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(laughing)
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- Wish me luck, bitches.
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(coughing)
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- Brad?
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(laughing)
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- This is the queen.
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- Where are the bathrooms?
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- Everywhere?
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Don't forget a shovel
if you go twosies.
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- You guys, if you close your
eyes, they change colors.
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(eerie music)
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- Okay.
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(relieved sighing)
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(leaves rustling)
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What's that?
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No.
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It's just the shrooms.
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Just the shrooms.
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(screaming)
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(creepy music)
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- [Tom] Hey, has
anyone seen Nancy?
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- Probably taking a dump.
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- For an hour?
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- All right, I'll
go check on her.
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(creepy music)
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(laughing)
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- She's on a
vacation without me?
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- Vacay, woo!
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- Nancy, is that you?
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(haunting music)
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(scary music)
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- So I just, spilled
water all over both of us
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so she couldn't tell
I pissed the bed.
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(laughing)
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- Hey!
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That can out there, moved.
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- [All] What?
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- The Liquid Death can.
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- You're just high, Tom.
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(laughing)
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- Hi, Tom.
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(laughing)
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(phone dinging)
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- What the hell was that?
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- Nothing.
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- Yeah?
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- Great.
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- You're not taking this
trip seriously, Tom.
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Chicks dig rugged guys.
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Trust me.
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Watch this.
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Kate!
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Prime time.
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- He makes us do this
primal, role playing thing,
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where we're both naked and
he can swing a stick around.
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- Gross.
- Nice.
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Gross.
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- Kinda hot.
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- Babe.
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- Coming.
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- Brad.
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- Kate!
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Awhooo!
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Me find you!
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10!
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- There's a mushroom for me,
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and a mushroom for you.
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- Nine!
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- Mushroom for me, and
a mushroom for who?
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- Eight!
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- They're all for me.
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- Seven!
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* Rain on me,
mushrooms, fly away *
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- [Brad] Six!
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Five!
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00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,122
Four!
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00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:13,660
Three!
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00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,630
- Awhooo!
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- Two!
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One!
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(painful moaning)
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- What the?
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(scary music)
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- [Brad] Kate!
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Me find you!
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Kate!
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Kate!
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Where the fuck are you, Kate?
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Kate?
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- Where the hell
is my damn phone?
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- Will you just help
me find Kate, already?
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Kate!
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Where the fuck is she?
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- There's something
going on here, man.
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I don't know if these
Liquid Death cans are alive,
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or evil, or.
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Whoa, shit!
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Oh, shit!
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Is that Kate?
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- Very funny, you got me.
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Get up, Kate, jokes over.
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- This isn't a joke, Brad!
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00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,510
- All right, well,
here's a joke.
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00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,412
Good luck to the both of you
getting back in the dark.
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00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:20,320
- If I'm made of atoms, and
those trees are made of atoms,
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then I am that tree.
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00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,195
- Whoa, and I'm these chips.
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(laughing)
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- You're eating yourself.
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(laughing)
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- Everybody listen!
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The Liquid Death cans
are killing people.
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(laughing)
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No, no, they killed Kate!
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And I'm pretty sure
they got Nancy, too.
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- [Brad] Okay.
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(laughing)
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- Oh my God.
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They're all loose.
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(scary music)
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00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,259
Run!
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00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,266
(screaming)
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00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,137
(scary music)
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- Oh fuck, what the fuck?
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(painful grunting)
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00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,130
(panting)
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00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,368
- Where's Hal?
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00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,869
- Who cares about
Hal, where are we?
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- Stop!
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00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,072
I think I hear something.
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00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,379
(twigs crunching)
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00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,985
Quig, you okay?
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00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,289
- Where is it?
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00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,224
- What, what?
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00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,526
- My fucking hatchet!
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- Oh, fuck!
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Brad!
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(stone grinding)
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00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,152
Brad, watch out!
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00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,258
(screaming)
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00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,595
- Move it off me!
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00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,533
- I can't, its too heavy.
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00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:25,905
- They're coming!
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You gotta cut it off.
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- What?
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00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,313
- Get my hatchet!
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00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,018
Hurry!
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00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:50,963
Do it!
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00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,633
Do it or I die!
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00:23:58,505 --> 00:23:59,305
Tom, now!
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(yelling)
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00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:06,245
(pained screaming)
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00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,494
We're so fucked, man!
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- Look!
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00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,673
(suspenseful music)
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00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,714
Let us in, please!
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00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:42,715
- Let us in!
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- Are you guys okay?
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- Do I look okay!?
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00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:56,896
- There are a bunch of
cans of water out there
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that are killing people!
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- Liquid Death?
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I know.
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- Thanks.
282
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,149
- Now, how do we
get out of here?
283
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,718
- Do you have a vehicle?
284
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,287
- It's at the south
entrance of the park.
285
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:22,622
- I know where that is.
286
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:25,391
- So, what happened to you?
287
00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,826
- We bought a case
of Liquid Death
288
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,328
at this creepy general store.
289
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:32,098
- Yeah, that's where
we bought ours.
290
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,634
- How many cases?
291
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,137
- A shitload.
292
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,673
- You guys didn't open
all of the cases, did you?
293
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,011
Oh my God.
294
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,716
- You said, "we"?
295
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,985
- My boyfriend and
I got dropped off
296
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:55,087
at the entrance of the park.
297
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,389
The plan was to
walk up the trail
298
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,325
and get picked up
on the other side,
299
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,361
but the cans got him.
300
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:04,530
- So, you're single.
301
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,269
- Wait, they didn't attack you?
302
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:13,239
- No, and that got me thinking,
303
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,207
why?
304
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,744
But then I remembered,
305
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,747
he littered right
before he was attacked.
306
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,585
There's something
you should see.
307
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,526
I caught this one when
I was foraging for food.
308
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,129
I've been studying.
309
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,868
On the side of the can it reads,
310
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,569
death to plastic,
311
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,372
so I started experimenting.
312
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:57,917
(can banging)
313
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:16,803
See, less than 10% of plastic
actually gets recycled.
314
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,572
Plastic is not economically
viable to recycle,
315
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:23,676
so recycling facilities
simply send it to landfills
316
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:26,779
or ship it across oceans
to developing countries.
317
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,882
Aluminum actually gets recycled
318
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,051
because it's viable to recycle,
319
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,454
and can be recycled over
and over, infinitely.
320
00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:39,726
- Okay, that tracks.
321
00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:43,662
- The plastic problem has
gotten so bad on Earth
322
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,765
that the billions
of plastic bottles
323
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:50,770
are overflowing into the
underworld, AKA, Hell,
324
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,874
and ruining the delicate
demon ecosystem.
325
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:58,510
So, now, Hell has unleashed
these evil cans on Earth
326
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,214
to kill plastic pollution, and
anyone that helps cause it.
327
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:07,319
Well, that's my theory, anyways.
328
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:13,192
- Wait, pretend you
had to pitch this idea
329
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,861
to a room full of strangers
330
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,229
and get them hooked
in one sentence.
331
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,865
- The cans evil is awakened
332
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,067
by people using
single use plastic.
333
00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:26,773
- Wait, you're not one of those
marketing fuckbois, are you?
334
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,077
- I'm in marketing.
335
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,479
- Advertising is a
disgusting industry,
336
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,181
full of vapid assholes,
337
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,483
who only want to make a
buck by promoting products
338
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,785
that destroy the environment.
339
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:42,021
- Okay, enough
environmental psycho-babble.
340
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,556
How the hell do we
get out of here?
341
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,293
- If plastic pollution
awakens the cans evil,
342
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,795
then, by that logic,
343
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,831
cleaning up the plastic
should reverse the evil.
344
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:55,234
If we clean up the plastic
and the cans let us pass,
345
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,502
I can get us to your car.
346
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,170
- Okay.
347
00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:00,739
We're gonna clean up the woods.
348
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,573
- Seriously?
349
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,508
That's fucking lame.
350
00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,176
- I'm not giving up on Darla.
351
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,545
So, pick up a bag
and start cleaning.
352
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:11,517
- But, we'll need
weapons, just in case.
353
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,687
(rhythmic music)
354
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,751
- [Tom] It's working.
355
00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:48,821
- [Ashley] This
way to the trail.
356
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:51,824
(suspenseful music)
357
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,619
Who's that?
358
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,223
- Nancy?
359
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,262
- Hey, guys.
360
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,199
- Nancy!
361
00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:34,733
- Brad.
362
00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,302
- I've never been so happy to
see your bitchy face before.
363
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:38,770
- Something's wrong.
364
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,806
She never smiles.
365
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,010
Brad, watch out!
366
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:48,714
Brad!
367
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:07,333
- Oh my God.
368
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,643
The cans, they're
possessing them.
369
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:26,018
- Run!
370
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,254
Holy shit.
371
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:32,925
(suspenseful music)
372
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:40,366
Stay back!
373
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:42,969
Guys?
374
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:45,938
Quig?
375
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,207
Hal?
376
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:50,276
- Hal's not here anymore.
377
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,213
- Seriously,
378
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,783
don't make me do this.
379
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:04,790
(chainsaw revving)
380
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,760
(yelling)
381
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:24,910
- That wasn't very nice.
382
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,547
- No.
383
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:47,299
Darla, I had the
strangest dream.
384
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,075
(grunting)
385
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:01,947
Let me go!
386
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,018
What do you want from me?
387
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:15,827
- Your marketing magic.
388
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,569
You Earth dwellers are
hurting our world below
389
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,537
with your plastic pollution.
390
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:28,040
- It's really pissing us off.
391
00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:34,046
- We want you to help
us bring the message,
392
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,315
death to plastic,
393
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:40,619
to the world with your
ancient marketing spells.
394
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,553
- What?
395
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:42,988
Ancient marketing spells?
396
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:46,292
- We need the masses to become
addicted to Liquid Death
397
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:50,396
to reverse the damage
caused by you Earth fuckers.
398
00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:53,765
- If you conjure your marketing
spells, we'll let you live.
399
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,403
- If you want to sell a product,
400
00:33:57,403 --> 00:34:00,606
first you need to
consumer insight data.
401
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,641
So, social media targeting,
402
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,877
retail slotting
fees, focus groups.
403
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,878
You need to identify.
404
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,014
- What are you talking about?
405
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:10,815
- The marketing plan?
406
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:14,453
- You don't have a spell with
which to entrance the masses?
407
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:19,658
All you have is
a marketing plan?
408
00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,130
- This marketing
fuckboi is useless!
409
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,132
- Then we'll just
have to kill him
410
00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:31,803
and possess his small,
yet boney man shell,
411
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,572
and do it ourself.
412
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,974
- Agreed.
413
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,208
Then we can execute
414
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,178
all the nonsensical
things he spoke about.
415
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,614
(phone dinging)
416
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:44,683
- What was that?
417
00:34:46,016 --> 00:34:48,786
- I found this tiny,
glowing wizard in the woods.
418
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,224
(eerie music)
419
00:34:55,726 --> 00:35:00,199
- It's not a wizard,
but whatever it is,
420
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:04,403
it's something Tom
wants desperately.
421
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,506
Destroy it.
422
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,011
Proceed.
423
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,354
(chainsaw revving)
424
00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:51,082
(drums beating)
425
00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,142
- Plasticals Ad Mortem.
426
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,745
Plasticals Ad Mortem.
427
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,480
Plasticals Ad Mortem.
428
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,283
Plasticals Ad Mortem.
429
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:25,150
- Hey, asshole.
430
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,487
Give me back my phone.
431
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,530
(speaking Latin)
432
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,675
(ominous whispering)
433
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:22,474
(phone dialing)
434
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,609
Hello?
435
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:24,876
You gotta help me!
436
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,011
I'm lost in the woods!
437
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:26,978
They're tryna kill me!
438
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:29,848
(phone dinging)
439
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:30,782
One second.
440
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,156
Darla's getting married?
441
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,293
To Steve?
442
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,630
You fucking kidding me?
443
00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:06,217
I'd rather die than
live in a world
444
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:09,655
where I lose Darla
to fucking Steve.
445
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,562
(tragic music)
446
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:38,049
- Time to recycle your soul.
447
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,358
(screaming)
448
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:13,985
(country music)
449
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:16,788
- How much?
450
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,162
- Your money's no good here.
451
00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:43,248
(creepy music)
452
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:11,777
(ominous chanting)
453
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,705
(eerie music)
454
00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:34,185
(ominous chanting)
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