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I want to thank you
all for coming to this,
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the first graduation ceremony
for our Bikini Model Academy.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Colleen.
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We weren't always like this
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beautiful, gorgeous, and
perfect in every way,
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but every superhero has an origin story.
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Yeah!
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This is ours.
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This is how we became what we are today.
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It all began with a boy and his dream.
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* Listen to the world, man
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* It's coming at you
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* We coming strong
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* Yeah, yeah
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* Come on in here, play the music
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* We are down tonight
to have a little party
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* Turn up the fight
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* We're feeling good, we'll be so hearty
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* The music is going like a bomb
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* Will set your soul to soothing
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* We got the beat man
always coming swinging
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* I'm the one you know,
we'll all come together
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* We're here to give you
extraordinary pleasure
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* Listen to me make the
free bridge the distance
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* Coming through, I'm gonna
break down your resistance
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* I'm the one you know,
we'll all come together
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* We're here to give you
extraordinary pleasure
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* Listen to me make the
free bridge the distance
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* Coming through, I'm gonna
break down your resistance
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* We come to give you all night long
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* We come to make it come on strong
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* We come to give it all night long
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* We come to make it be so strong
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* We come to make it last all night
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* We gonna make you feel all right
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* We gonna do it to you now
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* Gonna make you scream out loud
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* Scream out loud
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* Scream out loud
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* Scream out loud
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* Scream out loud
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What?
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You want me to stop?
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Do you want a kiss?
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You usually never want to right after.
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How romantic.
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T.J! Where are you going? Come back!
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Uh.
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Teej! Teej! Is that you? What's wrong?
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It's a massacre!
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Oh, no!
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Dude, what happened to the crops?
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I don't know, dude.
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They were good last night, I...
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T.J., how long did you
leave the hose on last night?
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Huh?
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Uh, till like, uh, now.
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Fuck you, motherfucker!
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Don't squirt me! Don't squirt me!
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This is serious! All right?
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What if those girls find out
that you murdered a crop?
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They're gonna leave us.
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You think? Nah.
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You don't know them like I do.
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They'll stick with us
through thick and thin.
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We'd heard about your crop failure.
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Get it? "Weed" heard?
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Weed!
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Not funny.
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Bad news travels fast.
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Good morning, Trixie, Dixie.
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Jesus, you guys look great in
those short, short, shorts.
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Do not let him sweet talk you again.
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Always with the posing.
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What's up with that?
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But we are super-cuties.
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Everyone says so.
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I think so too.
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Do something for me?
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Honey, just try this, alright?
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Put your legs out. Okay, right?
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Come here, so get closer together.
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Uh-huh.
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Don't be afraid to touch, all right?
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And then kind of put
your chest out like this.
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And then your lips like
this, and this with...
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They get it, they get it. You can stop.
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Just stop.
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I'm very sorry about that.
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It's just when you guys get
together, you're really hot.
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Really hot.
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Well, we're very, very
sorry for your loss.
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Really we really are. Right, Trixie?
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Mm-hmm.
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But we are so out of here.
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But...
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What...
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Where will you go?
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Who will take care of you?
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My dad's a lawyer in Encino,
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and her dad is a gynecologist
in Woodland Hills, remember?
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So I guess we'll just go home.
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And get check-ups.
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Mm?
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What? Don't everybody
look at me like I'm weird.
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Benji, T.J., you're
both really sweet guys,
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but you're not living
up to your potential.
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So, no. We are...
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Off like a prom dress.
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Good luck. Um, write if you make money.
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Oh, and I hope you don't mind,
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but I took the last of your
shake and this old thing.
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Wait! Come on!
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Tri, Dixie! What about the movies?
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See? Told you they'd stay.
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This is all your fault, all right?
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Now we have no weed, no crop,
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and no girls.
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At least this day can't
get any worse, right?
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Good day.
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My two invisible informants
have just told me
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that you're out of the pot business.
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I just got off the phone
with your Aunt Ethel.
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She told me she's gonna be
back from Florida on the 31st,
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and she wants you out of the
house before she gets home.
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Thirty days?
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Thirty days?
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A problem is an opportunity in disguise.
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You can do it. I believe in you.
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See, buddy?
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Baking really relaxes.
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And baking these really does the Trixie.
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You want one?
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Yeah.
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Nice.
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Oh, geez! It's really hot!
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Cool moves, dude.
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Uncle Seymour has them.
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Oh...
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Shit is way bad, man.
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You don't have any non-fat?
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We have some powdered milk.
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Hah! Hah!
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Jesus!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Do that one.
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What the fuck?
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Just put it...
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This is going be awesome.
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Hey!
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Uncle, those, those aren't, um...
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I know what they are.
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They need milk.
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Great Gangina!
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All you guys need is a
fresh start, a new idea.
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Back in 1903, there were two brothers
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who ran a bicycle shop, and
they took parts of bicycles...
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Wright brothers.
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Exactly.
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Then not too long ago in
the 30s, there was a guy,
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he had a pharmacy store who had a flair
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for mixing carbonation and cocaine!
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Right! Caramel colored
carbonated cola drinks.
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Exactly.
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Then not too long ago, two
guys got together in a garage,
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put their heads together, and came up...
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You talking Wozniak
and Jobs inventing Apple,
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or the two speed freaks
who got busted on Stratton
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for starting a meth lab?
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No. Wozniak and Jobs.
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We don't even have a garage.
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I mean, we just have a
two-car covered carport.
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Okay. Do you understand
the truth of what I'm saying?
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That's the truth
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of the truth.
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I'm leaving.
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Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
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Are you seeing a mystical hole in time
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opening before our very eyes?
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I think I am, bro.
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You summoned me?
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And by the way, big boy,
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It's pronounced "Gangeena."
Not the other way.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Hey, great Gangina,
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warrior goddess of
horticulture and fertility,
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we, we need your help.
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That much is obvious.
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You're drinking powdered milk.
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So what are we supposed to do?
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Well, what are you good at?
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Well, I always considered myself an expert
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in the education process.
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Dude, you don't have a degree in anything.
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Dude, I spent like eight years inside the,
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the higher education process.
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Must have learned something
while I was in it.
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Maybe.
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And you, Benjamin Zachariah Bernstein,
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you and your port-porno, what's up?
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I guess I'm just waiting.
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Think. What do you like?
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What do you love?
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What are you truly passionate about?
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I like girls and women.
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Yeah, yeah, I wanna do
something with that.
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I could visualize myself
running a school for women.
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I mean maybe like a bikini college.
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No, no, no, that's not it,
it's like a modeling school.
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Oh my Goddess.
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We could open a bikini model academy!
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Whoo!
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I have the ability to get money from
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a government grant to pay
you for running your school.
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Really?
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In this trance-like, otherworldly fantasy,
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do we get to have sex with you?
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Bro, are you okay?
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You're so beautiful.
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T.J., seriously.
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You're supposed to have
more class than that.
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Did that really just happen?
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Why don't you tell me
what you think happened
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and I'll confirm it.
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We experienced a visitation
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from the Ganja Goddess.
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And now we're going to start
a bikini modeling academy
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and change the lives and the
bikinis of everyone we touch.
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And Uncle Seymour's gonna get
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government money for the students.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Bikini modeling isn't just a job.
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It's a way of life.
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And it's a state of mind.
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We at BMA.
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Bikini Model Academy,
believe that any girl...
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Or woman.
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Can find and maintain their inner beauty.
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And we show you how.
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Financial aid is available...
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For those who can apply.
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All right, walk off, walk off.
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BMA!
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Bangarang, bitch. That's good.
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Then we're good.
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You look good. You're
kind of natural at that.
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Like a, a Brando, a young Brando.
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Congratulations!
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Now you have a website.
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Now you're legit.
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The next thing any
successful business needs
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is a business plan, okay?
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To have a business plan,
you need a white board.
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Come on, man. Come on.
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Good? All right.
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Right now, you're probably wondering,
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"Hey! Who's that dickhead in
the sports car with Trixie?"
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That is the guy that we've
hated since we were 12.
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Gordon Randolph Beauregard Stoutelmeir.
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Or as we maliciously taunted him
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since grade school, Grub Snout.
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That's Grub Snout?
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You remember that paper route he had,
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and that like recycling thing?
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Well apparently, he turned
it into a big business.
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In addition to owning
arcades and Internet cafes,
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00:14:15,659 --> 00:14:16,619
a paintball park...
270
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:19,789
Oh, no. He owns a bikini modeling school?
271
00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:21,873
That bastard stole our idea.
272
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,877
That supports my
theory that he can spy on us.
273
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,712
You cannot let the conspiracy thing go.
274
00:14:26,795 --> 00:14:29,297
Our idea can still work.
275
00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:34,593
Oh, that dude is such a nemesis asswipe.
276
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,721
That's right, fuckers.
277
00:14:36,804 --> 00:14:41,433
It's me, Gordon Randolph
Beauregard Stoutelmeir,
278
00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:44,353
all grown up as you can see.
279
00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:47,480
Wanna drag?
280
00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:55,905
You know, I'd ask you how's Trix, but,
281
00:14:55,988 --> 00:15:01,034
as you can see, I already know.
282
00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:16,966
You know I already know about
your little futile exercise.
283
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,009
I can tell you one thing.
284
00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:21,636
It won't amount to nothing.
285
00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:28,393
Anyway,
286
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,853
so long, suckers.
287
00:15:34,565 --> 00:15:36,859
Oh! That guy's such a...
288
00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:38,819
I can't even say it.
289
00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:40,321
I wanna be like him, okay?
290
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:41,196
I know.
291
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:42,489
I hate him, but I want what he has.
292
00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:43,949
I want it, Benji.
293
00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,951
Number one, get girls.
294
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:48,453
Number two, get girls.
295
00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:50,830
Number three, get girls!
296
00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,665
Bikini Model Academy. Help me.
297
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,000
Bikini model, oh can I recruit you
298
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,501
for my bikini modeling school?
299
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:57,503
How about if it's free? No? No?
300
00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:00,422
How about if I pay you?
Right? I can do that.
301
00:16:00,505 --> 00:16:01,298
Bikini model?
302
00:16:01,381 --> 00:16:04,843
Did you say that you would pay me?
303
00:16:04,926 --> 00:16:05,927
Yeah.
304
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,095
To be in your school?
305
00:16:07,178 --> 00:16:08,555
Take that.
306
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:11,974
For you. There you go.
307
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:17,479
What kind of school hires
girls to become bikini models?
308
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:22,776
Uh, one that wants to attract students?
309
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:29,449
I'm trying to reverse
engineer the model, okay?
310
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,791
Now we have the students, we'll
just make it up in volume.
311
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,459
Wacha!
312
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,629
T.J., will you fix that, please?
313
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,547
There's a shadow on her face.
314
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,133
I used to be a cheerleader.
315
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,719
Impressive. Impressive.
316
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,428
Can you do the other leg?
317
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,472
I can try.
318
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,059
- Oh!
- Nice!
319
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,143
Pew! Pew!
320
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:00,811
Okay. Hi.
321
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,062
What's your name? Where are you from?
322
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:05,649
And if you could just repeat
the questions in your answers.
323
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:07,109
My name is Sandy.
324
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,569
And I'm originally from Miami.
325
00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:11,696
My name is Katherine. Idaho.
326
00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:12,322
Idaho?
327
00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:15,408
Yes. Idaho, like, uh...
328
00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:16,409
Ida, Idaho.
329
00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:17,159
Uh-huh.
330
00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:17,868
Okay.
331
00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:19,161
Um, Idaho.
332
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,788
Mary Crue. Hi.
333
00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:23,165
Hi, my name's Tarnaynay. What's your name?
334
00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:24,708
My parents call me Jane.
335
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,626
My name's Coleen.
336
00:17:26,835 --> 00:17:28,420
I'm Olga, and I'm a Russian spy.
337
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:31,923
Sue Ellen, and I am from Bakersfield.
338
00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:34,717
What would you say is
your favorite feature?
339
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,843
Like on my cell phone?
340
00:17:35,926 --> 00:17:37,094
Or like in my car?
341
00:17:37,177 --> 00:17:38,429
My eyes.
342
00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:40,472
I love like the sunroof.
343
00:17:40,555 --> 00:17:41,432
Look.
344
00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:42,641
It's automatic. I don't have to crank it.
345
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:43,725
What?
346
00:17:45,643 --> 00:17:47,187
You smell really good.
347
00:17:53,609 --> 00:17:54,652
What do you think is your worst feature?
348
00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:55,528
My thighs.
349
00:17:55,611 --> 00:17:56,445
Your thighs?
350
00:17:56,528 --> 00:17:57,655
Yeah.
351
00:17:57,738 --> 00:18:00,658
Because they so thick, they
good for kicking somebody's ass.
352
00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:02,534
Kicking ass and taking names.
353
00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:04,036
You should not be looking
at my body like that.
354
00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,746
That is not professional.
355
00:18:05,829 --> 00:18:07,080
My nipples.
356
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:09,457
That's impressive.
357
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,459
Bikini models don't have bad features.
358
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,377
Cool.
359
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,628
What was the happiest day in your life?
360
00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:15,546
My daddy bought me a little
pink bike with a kitten in it.
361
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,214
Kitty, kitty.
362
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,841
What do your favorite girlfriends say
363
00:18:18,924 --> 00:18:20,634
about you behind your back?
364
00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:22,219
Well my favorite friends are books,
365
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,930
and I'm pretty sure they don't talk.
366
00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:26,765
How would I know what
they say behind my back,
367
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:28,225
if it's behind my back?
368
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,143
Honestly, what brought you out here today?
369
00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,061
You pay me, right?
370
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,688
I have a lot to expose to the world.
371
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,648
Probably these guys right here.
372
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:36,899
My parents always said, you know,
373
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,735
in case getting my PhD in neurobiology
374
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,654
and double majoring in quantum physics
375
00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:43,113
doesn't really pan out, that you know,
376
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:44,323
you should always have
something to fall back on.
377
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:49,744
What does the idea, the
bikini model, mean inside you?
378
00:18:50,787 --> 00:18:52,539
Is this like a trick question?
379
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:55,624
Good luck finding that
bikini model inside me.
380
00:18:58,085 --> 00:18:58,836
Don't worry about him.
381
00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:01,630
He's, he doesn't really get a vote.
382
00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:05,550
- You know, I'm totally throwing
my heart out to him. - Nope!
383
00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:08,929
Alright, well thank you, okay?
384
00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:10,722
We'll call you soon. It's hard work.
385
00:19:10,805 --> 00:19:11,431
Did you hear that?
386
00:19:11,514 --> 00:19:13,558
I don't know if I can do it.
387
00:19:13,641 --> 00:19:14,934
T.J., this way your idea,
388
00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:16,978
wanting to shape and mold the girls,
389
00:19:17,061 --> 00:19:21,231
transform them, touch
them, change their lives.
390
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:24,651
Does sound a lot hornier when you say it.
391
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,946
And I can see some potential
for the touching parts.
392
00:19:28,196 --> 00:19:30,031
Rise to this occasion, all right?
393
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:31,116
Really, wow.
394
00:19:31,199 --> 00:19:34,202
Take this, and bring your big game!
395
00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:35,536
Really?
396
00:19:35,786 --> 00:19:38,247
Big game? Is that it?
397
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,790
Yeah, big game is good.
398
00:19:39,873 --> 00:19:41,208
I'm trying to give you this. I'm here...
399
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,292
I'm giving you Denzel Washington
400
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,544
in "Remember the Titans."
401
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:44,878
- You, you know what?
- Yeah.
402
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:46,755
Okay. You know what? Here. Here.
403
00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:48,215
You wanna quit?
404
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,258
You quit, all right? I knew
this was a full-of-shit idea.
405
00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:51,259
And I knew you were gonna back out.
406
00:19:51,342 --> 00:19:53,052
No, it's not.
407
00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:55,763
You know, some of us were
actually counting on this?
408
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,056
Yeah, some of us actually thought
409
00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:59,892
this could make a big
difference in our lives.
410
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:01,685
Really?
411
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,937
Yes, really.
412
00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:07,815
Some of us actually
started believing in you.
413
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,859
Even me.
414
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:12,237
- What?
- You did?
415
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,946
- What about now?
- Just a little.
416
00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:16,574
And some of us don't wanna twerk anymore.
417
00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:17,908
I came all the way up to the Valley,
418
00:20:17,991 --> 00:20:20,327
you all better make this work.
419
00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:23,288
Pull your skirt down. Let's go, guys.
420
00:20:23,371 --> 00:20:24,915
Bikini models.
421
00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:25,582
Yeah.
422
00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:26,083
Yeah.
423
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:26,792
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
424
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,251
- Come on, guys.
- All right.
425
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:29,085
BMA?
426
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,337
BMA. BMA!
427
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,260
Left, right.
428
00:20:38,343 --> 00:20:41,221
* I don't know what I've been told *
429
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:42,181
No singing?
430
00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:43,140
Very nice.
431
00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:45,350
Very good, very nice.
432
00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,255
About face!
433
00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:21,634
What's that? Let's see here.
434
00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:24,094
Got some split ends, but that's okay.
435
00:21:24,177 --> 00:21:26,638
Oh, laser will take care of that.
436
00:21:26,721 --> 00:21:29,683
Great, great. My God,
is that a bullet wound?
437
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,268
That's okay. Don't even, don't
even worry about it. Good.
438
00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:33,853
About face!
439
00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:36,898
Okay good. Models looking good.
440
00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:38,899
We have um, nine people maybe...
441
00:21:38,982 --> 00:21:40,818
Oh my God. Oh my God.
442
00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:43,320
Note to self, get some crab powder,
443
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,156
or spray, possibly Monistat 7.
444
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,783
Did you say clam chowder?
445
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:50,076
No.
446
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,245
No, no, no, no, a powder, powder, powder.
447
00:21:52,328 --> 00:21:56,374
It's okay. Oh my, oh my God. Oh my God.
448
00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:58,918
No, no, no, no, no. No,
no, no, no, stop that!
449
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:00,377
Oh my God, that's disgusting.
450
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,922
Oh! Oh! Oh!
451
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,966
Give us a second, ladies.
452
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,303
So what's our next move?
453
00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:12,263
Obviously.
454
00:22:12,346 --> 00:22:15,183
I mean, you can see for
yourself, we got a school.
455
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:16,767
Okay, and...
456
00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:21,021
And together we can and
will transform these women
457
00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:25,734
from the sad, pathetic,
lackluster, wannabe specimens
458
00:22:25,817 --> 00:22:29,404
who stand before us, into,
into something exotic,
459
00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:33,157
beautiful, alluring and attractive.
460
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,867
Ladies?
461
00:22:36,452 --> 00:22:38,412
Okay, okay.
462
00:22:38,787 --> 00:22:41,748
Nice. A little "raised by wolves," but...
463
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,835
You're cold? It's like a hundred degrees.
464
00:22:47,086 --> 00:22:48,880
Got crazy eyes going on.
465
00:22:49,297 --> 00:22:50,298
You having a stroke?
466
00:22:50,381 --> 00:22:53,092
You having a stroke right now? Okay.
467
00:22:53,175 --> 00:22:57,346
Hey. Okay, yeah, yeah, I like this.
468
00:22:57,429 --> 00:22:59,390
This is, this is nice. I like it.
469
00:22:59,473 --> 00:23:00,724
Okay, good, good.
470
00:23:00,807 --> 00:23:01,975
Hey, how's it going?
471
00:23:02,893 --> 00:23:04,436
That's what I thought.
472
00:23:04,978 --> 00:23:06,146
That's what I thought. Huh?
473
00:23:06,229 --> 00:23:07,897
That's what I thought.
474
00:23:08,481 --> 00:23:11,151
Okay, you want it. You want it.
475
00:23:11,234 --> 00:23:13,444
I can see. I can see.
476
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,404
You, you don't want it.
477
00:23:15,487 --> 00:23:17,323
You don't want it?
478
00:23:20,492 --> 00:23:22,911
Okay. Okay, like a five.
479
00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:26,373
Like a five, six six, four.
480
00:23:26,456 --> 00:23:28,166
It's a four now.
481
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,836
What did, what did you guys eat?
482
00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:33,087
Kale salad.
483
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:36,424
Oh, I don't want some of that,
but I do want some of this.
484
00:23:36,507 --> 00:23:38,300
So tight.
485
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,344
Okay, yeah.
486
00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:42,762
Good job. Good job, guys.
487
00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:46,474
Okay, let's, let's turn around.
488
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:52,980
Yes, yes, no, maybe. Yes.
489
00:23:53,522 --> 00:23:54,941
Don't know what that is.
490
00:23:55,024 --> 00:23:57,359
Okay. Yes.
491
00:23:59,444 --> 00:24:00,487
Okay!
492
00:24:01,363 --> 00:24:03,031
About face!
493
00:24:06,493 --> 00:24:07,869
I have looked upon the women,
494
00:24:07,952 --> 00:24:10,121
and I have determined that we can
495
00:24:10,204 --> 00:24:12,790
and we will transform these ladies into
496
00:24:12,873 --> 00:24:14,083
beautiful bikini models.
497
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:19,004
So you are looking at the new
faces of Bikini Model Academy!
498
00:24:21,423 --> 00:24:23,049
Yeah!
499
00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:26,428
Can anyone touch their toes?
500
00:24:29,222 --> 00:24:31,390
I can stand on one finger.
501
00:24:36,353 --> 00:24:38,522
Oh, wow. Okay.
502
00:24:39,148 --> 00:24:40,524
We'll work on that.
503
00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:47,322
I wanna see those stems...
504
00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:49,282
Oh, okay. No, no. No, no...
505
00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:50,992
Whoa!
506
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,913
It felt really good.
507
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:57,581
Everybody in the pool. Go!
508
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,461
Come on, come on. Come on.
509
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,548
Whoa!
510
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,302
Only thing missing now is the instructor.
511
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:15,848
Good!
512
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:16,974
Grab on to the wall.
513
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,017
Kick with the other foot.
514
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:21,103
Kick! And kick!
515
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:23,564
Don't look at each other. Look at me.
516
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,982
Don't look at each other. Look at me.
517
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,191
Very good.
518
00:25:46,126 --> 00:25:46,418
Whoo!
519
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,169
Atta girl.
520
00:25:53,507 --> 00:25:54,884
Whoo!
521
00:25:55,092 --> 00:25:56,343
Get him!
522
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:05,143
All right. Okay ladies, I
want you to walk for us, please.
523
00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:08,980
T.J. is gonna lead this. Okay.
524
00:26:09,355 --> 00:26:10,898
Very good.
525
00:26:12,984 --> 00:26:14,318
Well done.
526
00:26:15,152 --> 00:26:17,321
Okay, all right, let's go, come on.
527
00:26:17,404 --> 00:26:19,323
* Yeah, put your hands up, up, up
528
00:26:19,406 --> 00:26:21,075
* Yo, put them up, put them up, hey
529
00:26:21,158 --> 00:26:23,494
* Everybody put your hands up, up, up
530
00:26:23,577 --> 00:26:24,620
* Yo, put them up, put them up
531
00:26:24,703 --> 00:26:26,955
* We gonna rock the party like this
532
00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:29,082
* You gonna rock the party like this
533
00:26:29,165 --> 00:26:31,375
* We gonna rock the party like this *
534
00:26:32,168 --> 00:26:35,004
As of right now, you're not upper-echelon
535
00:26:35,087 --> 00:26:38,340
of bikini models that I've ever seen.
536
00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:46,514
But I believe that with
T.J.'s help, I can mold you.
537
00:26:48,099 --> 00:26:50,101
I believe in my heart of
hearts that I can shape you,
538
00:26:50,184 --> 00:26:51,936
that I can transform you into something
539
00:26:52,019 --> 00:26:55,273
that you'll be proud of, not
just proud of in your hearts,
540
00:26:55,356 --> 00:26:59,568
and in your body, but also in your mind.
541
00:27:02,529 --> 00:27:04,239
I believe.
542
00:27:05,573 --> 00:27:07,492
I, I, I believe.
543
00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:09,577
Bring it in, guys, bring it in.
544
00:27:17,668 --> 00:27:19,295
T.J., look.
545
00:27:19,378 --> 00:27:20,963
It's a damn lawyer's letter.
546
00:27:21,046 --> 00:27:22,715
Man, I knew this was gonna happen.
547
00:27:22,798 --> 00:27:24,258
From the Internet,
548
00:27:24,341 --> 00:27:25,467
Grub Snout must have figured out
549
00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:28,219
that we were doing the school.
550
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,472
It's from some law firm representing
551
00:27:30,555 --> 00:27:32,640
our arch nemesis Grub Snout.
552
00:27:32,723 --> 00:27:34,475
And he sent a lawyer's letter
553
00:27:34,558 --> 00:27:37,103
threatening legal actions to shut us down.
554
00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:39,021
It also says, "Do not ignore this letter."
555
00:27:39,104 --> 00:27:40,481
But they all say that.
556
00:27:40,564 --> 00:27:42,316
Well, that's that.
557
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,442
Can I uh, can I see that, bro?
558
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:46,653
Which we handled
559
00:27:46,736 --> 00:27:49,406
in our usual professional manner.
560
00:27:49,489 --> 00:27:51,074
Oh, those two punks aren't gonna know
561
00:27:51,157 --> 00:27:52,408
what's gonna hit them.
562
00:27:52,491 --> 00:27:55,411
I'm so excited.
563
00:27:55,494 --> 00:27:56,704
By ignoring it.
564
00:27:56,787 --> 00:27:58,456
That's gonna go down.
565
00:27:58,539 --> 00:28:01,208
It's gonna go down big time.
566
00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:03,335
All right. I'll catch you soon.
567
00:28:03,418 --> 00:28:07,380
Which only made Grub Snout snoutier.
568
00:28:07,463 --> 00:28:09,424
Work, work, work, work! Come on, do it!
569
00:28:09,507 --> 00:28:12,093
Burn! Feel the burn! Feel the burn!
570
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:15,221
Benji was really proud
571
00:28:15,304 --> 00:28:16,681
of his motivational skills.
572
00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:19,391
He really got those girls up and moving.
573
00:28:19,474 --> 00:28:21,768
Of course, he had help.
574
00:28:34,572 --> 00:28:36,532
But he soon came to
realize he was gonna need
575
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:41,203
a little bit of work on
his endurance and stamina.
576
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,417
Not to mention the spitting up.
577
00:28:54,173 --> 00:28:56,717
So what do you guys think about the plan?
578
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,802
Let's give it some time.
579
00:28:57,885 --> 00:28:59,261
I mean, they gave us a chance,
580
00:28:59,344 --> 00:29:01,388
let's give them at least a chance.
581
00:29:01,471 --> 00:29:02,306
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
582
00:29:02,389 --> 00:29:03,431
- Okay.
- Yeah.
583
00:29:04,432 --> 00:29:05,392
And besides we have
nothing to worry about.
584
00:29:05,475 --> 00:29:07,310
They're paying us.
585
00:29:08,811 --> 00:29:09,521
Who is it?
586
00:29:09,604 --> 00:29:11,814
It's me T.J.
587
00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:19,071
They want to see you.
588
00:29:19,154 --> 00:29:20,822
All of them.
589
00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:23,533
Do they have rope?
590
00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,411
Women can make rope out of anything.
591
00:29:26,828 --> 00:29:28,288
I want entanglement.
592
00:29:28,371 --> 00:29:30,498
I'm looking for entanglement.
593
00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:33,793
I'll take being tied
up, I'd use handcuffs.
594
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,337
I bet you would.
595
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,546
I like whips.
596
00:29:39,673 --> 00:29:41,550
She's a bad girl.
597
00:29:44,469 --> 00:29:46,471
- I like whips.
- With those glasses?
598
00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:47,764
She has the yardstick.
599
00:29:47,847 --> 00:29:50,475
You've been a naughty, naughty boy.
600
00:29:50,808 --> 00:29:52,685
What am I gonna do?
601
00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:56,689
Best thing you can do
is follow your heart.
602
00:29:57,231 --> 00:30:00,275
Well right now my heart is saying
603
00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:03,612
I could pop a window and escape?
604
00:30:03,862 --> 00:30:07,282
Or just tell the truth.
605
00:30:07,365 --> 00:30:09,200
Tell the truth.
606
00:30:09,534 --> 00:30:10,576
Okay?
607
00:30:11,536 --> 00:30:13,537
I don't have a key for that window anyway.
608
00:30:13,704 --> 00:30:15,331
It doesn't matter.
609
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,875
Take a deep breath, you're gonna be fine.
610
00:30:18,709 --> 00:30:20,294
All love to you.
611
00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:22,379
And here we go.
612
00:30:22,963 --> 00:30:24,590
Hey, we need to talk to you.
613
00:30:24,673 --> 00:30:26,425
You owe us money.
614
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:27,342
Mm-hmm.
615
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:32,305
Yes, I, I, I do. Uh, let's talk, whoa!
616
00:30:32,513 --> 00:30:34,474
Oh, hey, uh...
617
00:30:34,557 --> 00:30:36,475
Hey! Hey! What's going
on in here, you guys?
618
00:30:36,558 --> 00:30:38,769
- Benji! - There's a party,
you guys didn't invite me?
619
00:30:38,852 --> 00:30:41,480
So um, I just have a few words,
620
00:30:41,563 --> 00:30:44,441
T.J. and I know you all have
a lot of questions for us,
621
00:30:44,524 --> 00:30:45,734
and you wanna voice your opinions,
622
00:30:45,817 --> 00:30:49,321
and we will get to that, but first,
623
00:30:49,404 --> 00:30:52,657
I had to see if any of
you ladies wanted to try
624
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,701
one of T.J.'s delicious brownies.
625
00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:56,910
Oh.
626
00:30:57,536 --> 00:31:00,372
T.J. personally baked these brownies,
627
00:31:00,455 --> 00:31:03,917
using all-natural, locally
homegrown ingredients.
628
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,463
And believe you me when
I say, they are amazing.
629
00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:09,589
Yeah.
630
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,301
T.J., I know you were saving
these for a special occasion,
631
00:31:13,384 --> 00:31:18,347
but I feel like this right
now is a special occasion.
632
00:31:18,430 --> 00:31:19,432
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
633
00:31:19,515 --> 00:31:20,683
So let's, let's dig in.
634
00:31:20,766 --> 00:31:22,351
Come one everybody gets a brownie. -
635
00:31:22,434 --> 00:31:23,185
Pass them around.
636
00:31:23,268 --> 00:31:24,686
Everybody, everybody knows that a,
637
00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:26,730
that a great bikini model is also,
638
00:31:26,813 --> 00:31:29,565
also an excellent hostess.
639
00:31:35,946 --> 00:31:40,326
I mean, I don't taste
any bugs or fiber, what is,
640
00:31:40,409 --> 00:31:44,371
but I don't feel any pain either.
641
00:31:44,454 --> 00:31:48,416
Um, wait, wait, what did
we come here to talk about?
642
00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:52,420
Oh, is there any milk to go with these?
643
00:31:52,503 --> 00:31:54,213
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
644
00:31:54,422 --> 00:31:55,381
We'll get some milk.
645
00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:56,548
Whoa!
646
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:57,883
Milk!
647
00:31:58,467 --> 00:31:59,218
All right.
648
00:31:59,301 --> 00:31:59,760
Yeah!
649
00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:00,761
What do you think?
650
00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:02,762
You want me to pour it
on you or just drink it?
651
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:08,435
And this is like the most
girls I've ever had in my room
652
00:32:08,518 --> 00:32:11,771
in my whole life, at once.
653
00:32:11,854 --> 00:32:15,357
Or, or cumulatively.
654
00:32:15,816 --> 00:32:18,444
Cumulatively.
655
00:32:18,527 --> 00:32:23,532
I was so desperate to get
students into our academy that
656
00:32:23,949 --> 00:32:25,534
I would have done anything.
657
00:32:25,617 --> 00:32:27,869
And you gotta admit, paying you guys
658
00:32:27,952 --> 00:32:31,414
really was the only way
to get you to show up.
659
00:32:31,497 --> 00:32:36,293
Not exactly, I mean, I
would have shown up anyway.
660
00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:40,589
And right now we're all so high...
661
00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:41,590
Oh yeah.
662
00:32:41,673 --> 00:32:44,676
It may seem like we don't care,
663
00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:46,928
but tomorrow, we might want to do
664
00:32:47,011 --> 00:32:48,555
bodily harm to both of you.
665
00:32:48,638 --> 00:32:50,515
Yes, yes.
666
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:25,714
Um, hello?
667
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,424
Come on.
668
00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:58,994
Okay, everybody up.
669
00:33:59,494 --> 00:34:01,038
Everybody up.
670
00:34:01,121 --> 00:34:03,039
It's bright.
671
00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:07,835
Whoa!
672
00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,755
So this is your stable, huh?
673
00:34:17,594 --> 00:34:18,512
Good morning.
674
00:34:18,595 --> 00:34:20,555
Good morning.
675
00:34:23,517 --> 00:34:26,395
I'm gonna be sick. Watch out.
676
00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:28,104
Don't throw up in the pool.
677
00:34:34,026 --> 00:34:37,488
You know, I came here to
serve papers personally,
678
00:34:37,571 --> 00:34:39,990
make sure you guys were
shut down for good.
679
00:34:40,532 --> 00:34:43,451
I really do have nothing to worry about.
680
00:34:43,910 --> 00:34:46,747
I haven't seen a posse like
this since the O.K. Corral.
681
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:50,709
Oh, you're all a bunch
of men with mustaches.
682
00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:52,752
- Whoa, whoa.
- Hey now!
683
00:34:53,461 --> 00:34:56,756
In fact, I've seen hookers
on Van Nuys Boulevard
684
00:34:56,839 --> 00:34:59,049
look better than you sorry pieces of shit.
685
00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:00,718
- No!
- Whoa!
686
00:35:00,801 --> 00:35:03,470
Are you talking about the
hookers under the bridge?
687
00:35:03,678 --> 00:35:05,389
By Sherman Way?
688
00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:06,639
I'm just making sure.
689
00:35:07,974 --> 00:35:08,600
Who is she?
690
00:35:08,683 --> 00:35:11,394
Are you fucking talking shit?
691
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:14,022
You cannot come in here and say that.
692
00:35:14,105 --> 00:35:15,105
Am I right, ladies?
693
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,984
And who the hell are you anyway?
694
00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:21,486
I'm Gordon Randolph
Beauregard Stoutelmeir.
695
00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:24,573
I own Big Top modeling school
696
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:25,907
and a bunch of other cool stuff.
697
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:26,616
Ooh!
698
00:35:26,699 --> 00:35:28,994
Perhaps you've heard of me.
699
00:35:29,077 --> 00:35:30,412
We have heard of you.
700
00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:31,204
Yeah, terrible things.
701
00:35:31,287 --> 00:35:32,121
And we don't like you.
702
00:35:32,204 --> 00:35:34,415
And yo mama be on Van Nuys Boulevard.
703
00:35:34,498 --> 00:35:36,917
Ohhh!
704
00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:39,420
She ain't raised you right.
705
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:41,547
And we don't like the
things you say about us
706
00:35:41,630 --> 00:35:43,173
or what you just did to us.
707
00:35:43,256 --> 00:35:45,175
And your mama's a tranny.
708
00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:47,511
No, no, no, I will whup that ass.
709
00:35:47,594 --> 00:35:48,178
Don't hold me back.
710
00:35:48,261 --> 00:35:49,429
Guys, guys, guys, come on.
711
00:35:49,512 --> 00:35:52,056
She's, she's crazy! She's crazy!
712
00:35:52,139 --> 00:35:52,932
You run fast!
713
00:35:53,015 --> 00:35:54,767
- Guys! Guys look!
- All right, relax!
714
00:35:54,850 --> 00:35:56,435
No chance of that happening around here
715
00:35:56,518 --> 00:35:58,104
with the likes of you.
716
00:35:58,187 --> 00:35:58,521
Even if...
717
00:35:58,604 --> 00:36:00,605
Even if what?
718
00:36:01,148 --> 00:36:02,483
Even if you were united.
719
00:36:02,566 --> 00:36:03,442
What if we were?
720
00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:04,985
Yeah, what if we were?
721
00:36:05,235 --> 00:36:08,029
Huddle up, everybody. Huddle up!
722
00:36:09,989 --> 00:36:11,116
I gotta be honest.
723
00:36:11,199 --> 00:36:13,451
I might just be trying to bust
your guys's balls a little,
724
00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:16,204
because my dad owns like three
states and I'm an heiress.
725
00:36:16,287 --> 00:36:17,413
Which three?
726
00:36:17,496 --> 00:36:19,081
It doesn't matter which
three, they're states that...
727
00:36:19,164 --> 00:36:20,541
Please continue.
728
00:36:20,624 --> 00:36:22,626
Point is, I don't need the money.
729
00:36:22,709 --> 00:36:24,503
Then why are you slumming with us?
730
00:36:24,586 --> 00:36:26,463
- Yeah.
- I wasn't slumming.
731
00:36:26,546 --> 00:36:28,757
I just wanted to see if
I actually had the nerve
732
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,550
to become a successful bikini model.
733
00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:33,678
And I realized I do have what it takes.
734
00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:34,554
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
735
00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:35,805
I have the charm.
736
00:36:35,888 --> 00:36:37,556
- Mm-hmm.
- The poise.
737
00:36:37,890 --> 00:36:38,808
And the bod.
738
00:36:38,891 --> 00:36:39,892
Hell yeah.
739
00:36:41,018 --> 00:36:42,686
I ain't got all day.
740
00:36:42,894 --> 00:36:45,022
So I don't have to do this.
741
00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:48,608
But, seriously that Grub
Snout guy is a real jerk,
742
00:36:48,691 --> 00:36:50,860
and I'm for anything that's against him.
743
00:36:51,319 --> 00:36:52,570
Oh yeah?
744
00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,572
And I'll even fund some scholarships.
745
00:36:54,738 --> 00:36:56,490
Because I'm broke.
746
00:36:56,824 --> 00:36:58,617
- I got you guys. - Speedy
Gonzales, Speedy Gonzales.
747
00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,660
Come on, come on.
748
00:36:59,743 --> 00:37:01,578
Okay, so let's do this.
749
00:37:01,661 --> 00:37:03,163
- Yeah, let's do this.
- Let's get this guy.
750
00:37:03,246 --> 00:37:04,206
Bikini on three.
751
00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:05,791
One, two, three.
752
00:37:05,874 --> 00:37:07,542
Bikini!
753
00:37:09,585 --> 00:37:10,795
Oh yeah?
754
00:37:11,254 --> 00:37:12,672
Yeah.
755
00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:14,590
Well, put up or shut up.
756
00:37:14,882 --> 00:37:16,050
What's that supposed to mean?
757
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,760
It means, pea-brain.
758
00:37:17,843 --> 00:37:20,512
Or should I say, 4.0 putz-head.
759
00:37:20,595 --> 00:37:21,680
That was really personal.
760
00:37:21,763 --> 00:37:22,890
Coming from a guy who's called me
761
00:37:22,973 --> 00:37:24,892
Grub Snout since I was 12?
762
00:37:24,975 --> 00:37:27,644
Grub Snout! Grub Snout! Grub Snout!
763
00:37:27,727 --> 00:37:28,812
It's like a social ranking thing.
764
00:37:28,895 --> 00:37:32,190
Listen, listen man, you have
a really huge size grudge.
765
00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:33,899
Let it go.
766
00:37:34,608 --> 00:37:36,736
I've suffered, all right?
767
00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:38,195
You're still suffering.
768
00:37:38,278 --> 00:37:41,114
Believe me. Too much therapy.
769
00:37:42,282 --> 00:37:45,618
And yet somehow not enough.
770
00:37:46,369 --> 00:37:48,538
This valley isn't big enough for the both,
771
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,206
the, the three of us.
772
00:37:50,289 --> 00:37:52,208
So it goes down like this.
773
00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,293
We have a pose-down competition.
774
00:37:57,629 --> 00:37:58,130
What's he...
775
00:37:58,213 --> 00:37:59,006
I don't know.
776
00:37:59,089 --> 00:38:00,674
Go on.
777
00:38:00,757 --> 00:38:04,219
My best against your best.
778
00:38:05,345 --> 00:38:08,640
Our girls against your girls.
779
00:38:08,848 --> 00:38:10,767
Womano a womano.
780
00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:13,728
Here's the dealio, dork, dork.
781
00:38:14,145 --> 00:38:15,145
Pork!
782
00:38:18,357 --> 00:38:19,233
Uh-uh.
783
00:38:19,316 --> 00:38:21,735
Make a list of categories.
784
00:38:21,818 --> 00:38:25,113
The ultimate test of any
bikini model's skill set.
785
00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,824
You can bring as many girls as you want.
786
00:38:28,283 --> 00:38:30,660
I can bring as many girls as I want.
787
00:38:30,910 --> 00:38:32,954
We get someone impartial to judge.
788
00:38:33,037 --> 00:38:37,917
If my empire could somehow lose to you,
789
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,879
uh, you can have my Big
Top Bikini Modeling School
790
00:38:41,962 --> 00:38:45,006
and my awesome paintball park.
791
00:38:49,177 --> 00:38:50,928
Not bad.
792
00:38:51,387 --> 00:38:53,097
And if we win, you'll come around
793
00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,599
and we'll shoot you in the ass, right?
794
00:38:54,682 --> 00:38:55,600
Yeah!
795
00:38:55,683 --> 00:38:57,643
The other part is this.
796
00:38:58,018 --> 00:38:59,603
If you lose.
797
00:38:59,686 --> 00:39:01,313
One, you close down and get that
798
00:39:01,396 --> 00:39:03,315
ridiculous commercial off the internet.
799
00:39:03,398 --> 00:39:05,275
See? I told you.
800
00:39:05,358 --> 00:39:07,194
Advertising works.
801
00:39:07,277 --> 00:39:07,777
Yeah!
802
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,278
Buzz off, fossil face!
803
00:39:10,863 --> 00:39:11,823
He's really nice.
804
00:39:11,906 --> 00:39:13,824
He is a national treasure.
805
00:39:14,033 --> 00:39:18,036
So like I was saying, before
I was rudely interrupted.
806
00:39:19,163 --> 00:39:21,790
One, your commercial goes away.
807
00:39:21,873 --> 00:39:25,919
And two, all of you girls,
including Plain Jane,
808
00:39:26,002 --> 00:39:28,171
Scary Mary or whatever,
809
00:39:28,755 --> 00:39:31,799
sign exclusive contracts with my school.
810
00:39:32,216 --> 00:39:36,345
I'll put them in my
freaky-creepy division.
811
00:39:36,428 --> 00:39:36,887
Whoa!
812
00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:37,305
That's mean, dude.
813
00:39:37,388 --> 00:39:38,305
That's, come on.
814
00:39:38,388 --> 00:39:39,681
That's low.
815
00:39:39,973 --> 00:39:40,724
Don't pay attention.
816
00:39:40,807 --> 00:39:42,350
And three,
817
00:39:43,435 --> 00:39:46,313
you have to leave the comfort
of T.J.'s aunt's castle
818
00:39:46,396 --> 00:39:49,983
and vacate the Valley,
never to return again.
819
00:39:50,066 --> 00:39:51,317
What?
820
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,986
What are you, what are
you gonna banish us?
821
00:39:53,069 --> 00:39:54,237
Who are you, Lord Voldemort?
822
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,072
You wanna grouse?
823
00:39:56,155 --> 00:39:58,324
Simply more afraid you appear?
824
00:39:58,407 --> 00:40:01,327
Oh, poor old Benji. Don't cry.
825
00:40:01,410 --> 00:40:03,411
You want some milk?
826
00:40:03,954 --> 00:40:07,999
You also have to pass random
weed pee tests for a year.
827
00:40:08,082 --> 00:40:09,042
What?
828
00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:10,210
Comprendo?
829
00:40:10,293 --> 00:40:12,169
Think you can handle that?
830
00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:16,966
So, ladies and gentlemen, we have a wager.
831
00:40:17,049 --> 00:40:18,092
So you're in?
832
00:40:18,801 --> 00:40:20,302
Yeah, I'm in.
833
00:40:20,927 --> 00:40:21,679
Let's do it.
834
00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:23,097
We got this!
835
00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,389
One, two, three!
836
00:40:25,432 --> 00:40:29,019
You know what, we're in it to win it. Ugh!
837
00:40:29,102 --> 00:40:31,020
Let the games
838
00:40:32,188 --> 00:40:33,731
begin.
839
00:40:35,065 --> 00:40:36,442
Bye.
840
00:40:36,525 --> 00:40:39,152
Oh, you're going down,
841
00:40:39,319 --> 00:40:41,113
bitches.
842
00:40:51,497 --> 00:40:53,082
Hey, stranger.
843
00:40:53,165 --> 00:40:55,334
Hey, stranger.
844
00:40:55,793 --> 00:40:57,003
How are you?
845
00:40:57,086 --> 00:40:57,378
Good.
846
00:40:57,461 --> 00:40:57,962
Yeah.
847
00:40:58,045 --> 00:41:00,089
You look different.
848
00:41:00,172 --> 00:41:00,673
Oh.
849
00:41:00,756 --> 00:41:01,840
Like, good different.
850
00:41:01,923 --> 00:41:04,384
Thanks. Yeah, I have, the
girls have me working out,
851
00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:07,303
and they gave me some style.
852
00:41:07,554 --> 00:41:08,221
Yeah.
853
00:41:08,304 --> 00:41:09,389
Yeah.
854
00:41:09,472 --> 00:41:11,182
I really missed you.
855
00:41:11,265 --> 00:41:11,850
Yeah?
856
00:41:11,933 --> 00:41:12,850
Yeah.
857
00:41:12,933 --> 00:41:15,186
Well, you know, I've,
I've really missed you.
858
00:41:15,269 --> 00:41:16,062
Wait, time out.
859
00:41:16,145 --> 00:41:16,812
Did you just say you missed me? Really?
860
00:41:16,895 --> 00:41:17,938
- Yes, I said it.
- Really.
861
00:41:18,021 --> 00:41:22,234
I've been smoking your
favorite piece every single day.
862
00:41:22,317 --> 00:41:22,943
Chewbacca?
863
00:41:23,026 --> 00:41:23,735
Yeah.
864
00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:25,487
Oh, that's great.
865
00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:26,905
That's great.
866
00:41:26,988 --> 00:41:30,325
So I heard about this big bet.
867
00:41:30,408 --> 00:41:31,910
Yeah, yeah.
868
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:34,912
So do you think you guys are gonna win?
869
00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:36,080
I hope so.
870
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:38,499
I mean, we haven't even seen
the categories or the rules,
871
00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:43,462
but I can't even consider the
price of losing, you know?
872
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:46,965
I know he's your friend but, you know,
873
00:41:47,048 --> 00:41:49,342
you have to trust that he's
gonna be okay without you.
874
00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:50,343
Well, you know, Dixie,
875
00:41:50,426 --> 00:41:53,888
there's plenty of good
schools out here too.
876
00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:58,309
So, you haven't been slipping
it in one of your models?
877
00:41:58,392 --> 00:42:01,270
Ah, slipping it in? I
cannot believe you. No!
878
00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:03,939
Those, those girls,
they're like, you know,
879
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:07,442
just like my sisters, little sisters.
880
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,819
So what does that make me?
881
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:13,030
Well, definitely not my sister.
882
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:18,869
Pull my hair. Pull my hair. Pull my hair.
883
00:42:18,952 --> 00:42:20,287
Ohh!
884
00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:21,372
Oh, I missed you.
885
00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:22,164
Ready for this?
886
00:42:22,247 --> 00:42:22,873
Yeah.
887
00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:26,043
Oh! Oh my God. This is so hot!
888
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,377
I missed you.
889
00:42:29,170 --> 00:42:30,463
Get ready.
890
00:42:30,546 --> 00:42:32,465
Oh! Oh God!
891
00:42:32,548 --> 00:42:34,967
Hey, am I your Padawan?
892
00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:36,844
Oh yes, Benji! Yes!
893
00:42:36,927 --> 00:42:37,261
Yes!
894
00:42:37,344 --> 00:42:38,304
Oh baby!
895
00:42:38,387 --> 00:42:39,555
- Use the force!
- Oh!
896
00:42:40,597 --> 00:42:42,516
Hey! What's going on over there?
897
00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:44,434
Oh, oh my God, I'm sorry!
898
00:42:44,517 --> 00:42:46,269
He's with me! It's okay! It's okay!
899
00:42:46,352 --> 00:42:48,521
It's not a rape! Aah!
900
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:54,902
So what kind of night before the start
901
00:42:54,985 --> 00:42:57,946
of the big competition
party is this anyways?
902
00:42:58,238 --> 00:43:00,198
Come on, guys.
903
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:09,374
I suppose not everybody is
as excited as everybody else.
904
00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:12,043
Yeah. We get that.
905
00:43:12,126 --> 00:43:15,838
I mean, we don't even know
all the categories yet, do we?
906
00:43:15,921 --> 00:43:16,714
No.
907
00:43:16,797 --> 00:43:17,298
I mean, I didn't even know there was
908
00:43:17,381 --> 00:43:18,507
supposed to be a party.
909
00:43:18,590 --> 00:43:19,383
And I thought we were just supposed
910
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,885
to go to bed and think pretty thoughts.
911
00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:27,265
I'm sure the guys have
everything under control.
912
00:43:27,348 --> 00:43:28,934
No.
913
00:43:29,017 --> 00:43:31,519
What's it gonna prove anyways?
914
00:43:32,061 --> 00:43:34,397
Yeah. What's it gonna prove anyway?
915
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,358
It will shut that insensitive jerk up.
916
00:43:37,441 --> 00:43:38,359
- I'm for that.
- That's true.
917
00:43:38,442 --> 00:43:41,028
But only if we win.
918
00:43:41,111 --> 00:43:41,695
Yes.
919
00:43:41,778 --> 00:43:43,530
So let's drink to winning.
920
00:43:43,613 --> 00:43:44,531
Yes.
921
00:43:44,614 --> 00:43:46,241
Cheers.
922
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:55,041
We're returning to the scene of the crime.
923
00:43:55,124 --> 00:43:56,417
Was there a crime?
924
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,962
Not yet, I think.
925
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:04,299
We should go swimming, like, right now.
926
00:44:04,716 --> 00:44:06,051
I don't know.
927
00:44:06,134 --> 00:44:07,052
- Shh.
- Shh.
928
00:44:07,135 --> 00:44:09,053
Shh. Come on.
929
00:44:10,429 --> 00:44:12,390
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
930
00:44:12,473 --> 00:44:13,558
I'm getting in.
931
00:44:13,641 --> 00:44:15,309
I'm getting in.
932
00:44:17,311 --> 00:44:18,062
Whoo!
933
00:44:18,145 --> 00:44:20,272
* Let yourself go
934
00:44:20,355 --> 00:44:22,107
* Take a chance
935
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:23,567
* Risk it all
936
00:44:23,650 --> 00:44:25,193
Oh, it feels so good.
937
00:44:25,276 --> 00:44:26,611
I'm next!
938
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,447
Show us your tits.
939
00:44:31,324 --> 00:44:32,325
Ready?
940
00:44:33,576 --> 00:44:35,661
* Let yourself go
941
00:44:35,744 --> 00:44:37,538
* Take a chance
942
00:44:37,621 --> 00:44:39,415
* Risk it all
943
00:44:39,498 --> 00:44:41,417
* Find romance
944
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,335
* Don't have to rush
945
00:44:43,418 --> 00:44:45,253
* Take it real slow
946
00:44:45,336 --> 00:44:47,089
* Open your heart
947
00:44:47,172 --> 00:44:49,382
* Let yourself go
948
00:44:49,465 --> 00:44:50,925
* Let yourself go
949
00:44:51,008 --> 00:44:53,386
* Let yourself go
950
00:44:54,386 --> 00:44:57,431
* Let yourself go
951
00:44:58,348 --> 00:45:02,185
* Let yourself go
952
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,701
Ohh.
953
00:45:21,203 --> 00:45:23,205
Ahh.
954
00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:25,623
Gangina, would you give me a sign?
955
00:45:30,086 --> 00:45:32,297
Whoo!
956
00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:34,549
* Let yourself go
957
00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,467
* Take a chance
958
00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:38,344
* Risk it all
959
00:45:38,427 --> 00:45:40,262
* Find romance
960
00:45:40,345 --> 00:45:42,306
* Don't have to rush
961
00:45:42,389 --> 00:45:44,266
* Take it real slow
962
00:45:44,349 --> 00:45:46,392
* Open your heart
963
00:45:47,477 --> 00:45:48,687
Thank you, Gangina.
964
00:45:48,770 --> 00:45:50,230
My name's Coleen, honey.
965
00:45:50,313 --> 00:45:52,023
Don't you remember?
966
00:45:52,356 --> 00:45:54,108
Can I come in?
967
00:45:55,526 --> 00:45:57,236
What do you say, huh?
968
00:45:57,319 --> 00:46:00,405
Should I give him a one-night
hall pass to nirvana?
969
00:46:00,697 --> 00:46:02,449
You want to come in?
970
00:46:03,742 --> 00:46:05,327
* Let yourself go
971
00:46:05,410 --> 00:46:08,413
* Let yourself go
972
00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:11,332
* Let yourself go
973
00:46:11,415 --> 00:46:14,752
Oh, Ganjina! You're amazing!
974
00:46:18,755 --> 00:46:20,466
Where's that carefree goof who thought
975
00:46:20,549 --> 00:46:22,342
he knew enough about higher education
976
00:46:22,425 --> 00:46:24,303
to open up a bikini academy,
977
00:46:24,386 --> 00:46:29,432
and then bet it all against
some rival stuck-up boy?
978
00:46:29,515 --> 00:46:34,436
Uh, he's in there, somewhere.
979
00:46:35,312 --> 00:46:38,482
Right now he's sharing
brain space with a guy who's
980
00:46:38,857 --> 00:46:41,693
pretty sure he's found his perfect mate,
981
00:46:42,486 --> 00:46:44,363
but wondering when she's going to see past
982
00:46:44,446 --> 00:46:49,450
all the bravado and fancy
talk and realize that,
983
00:46:51,786 --> 00:46:54,455
he's just a little lost right now.
984
00:46:55,664 --> 00:46:58,792
It's okay to be honest about how you feel.
985
00:47:00,252 --> 00:47:02,379
It's a little unnerving.
986
00:47:02,462 --> 00:47:04,548
You're very different from me.
987
00:47:04,631 --> 00:47:09,636
Look, my dad is a big
and powerful guy today,
988
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,179
but he wasn't always like that.
989
00:47:13,848 --> 00:47:15,683
He had to wait a long time for my grandpa
990
00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:18,227
to die to get all that money.
991
00:47:19,811 --> 00:47:21,438
So he wasn't a self-made man?
992
00:47:21,521 --> 00:47:22,522
No.
993
00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:26,443
I'm kidding.
994
00:47:26,526 --> 00:47:29,320
Of course he was a self-made man.
995
00:47:30,154 --> 00:47:32,323
But even self-made men don't know how
996
00:47:32,406 --> 00:47:34,492
or where they're going,
997
00:47:34,575 --> 00:47:38,120
and a lot of them change
their mind on the way.
998
00:47:39,496 --> 00:47:44,501
What they do have is
this absolute conviction.
999
00:47:46,711 --> 00:47:48,838
They go, and they get it.
1000
00:47:50,298 --> 00:47:52,842
If this is something that
you really want to do,
1001
00:47:52,925 --> 00:47:55,386
then do your very best,
1002
00:47:55,761 --> 00:47:56,637
and just know that the universe
1003
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,389
is going to meet you halfway.
1004
00:48:01,349 --> 00:48:02,351
Can you just kiss me and tell me
1005
00:48:02,434 --> 00:48:04,477
everything's going to be okay?
1006
00:48:05,353 --> 00:48:07,480
Yeah, I'll kiss you.
1007
00:48:08,356 --> 00:48:11,442
But swear to me you have some kind
1008
00:48:11,525 --> 00:48:14,403
of an angle on winning this thing.
1009
00:48:16,447 --> 00:48:18,740
Can I tell you the plan after we kiss?
1010
00:48:35,923 --> 00:48:37,633
Okay.
1011
00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:41,762
So if we just inflate this
1012
00:48:42,888 --> 00:48:45,390
and manipulate this
1013
00:48:45,473 --> 00:48:50,561
and provide a few deliberately
fabricated pieces...
1014
00:49:00,445 --> 00:49:01,697
Great fortunes are made on the backs
1015
00:49:01,780 --> 00:49:05,200
of scary challenges and
significant opportunities.
1016
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:06,618
What?
1017
00:49:06,701 --> 00:49:08,870
We can't let him talk to
our girls like that, man.
1018
00:49:08,953 --> 00:49:10,121
We have to do something.
1019
00:49:10,204 --> 00:49:12,874
I know, I know, man, but a
pose down competition, really?
1020
00:49:12,957 --> 00:49:15,877
I'm talking about something serious, okay?
1021
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,919
Uh-huh.
1022
00:49:17,002 --> 00:49:19,922
I'm talking about my girl.
1023
00:49:20,464 --> 00:49:22,174
Coleen?
1024
00:49:22,632 --> 00:49:27,596
Geez, Teej, I mean, Teej, can you,
1025
00:49:27,679 --> 00:49:28,847
can you even count on her?
1026
00:49:28,930 --> 00:49:31,432
I mean, do you even really know her?
1027
00:49:32,933 --> 00:49:36,854
What if I got to know her last night?
1028
00:49:36,937 --> 00:49:37,688
A lot.
1029
00:49:38,939 --> 00:49:41,608
Tell me, how was the uh, the all-fired-up,
1030
00:49:41,691 --> 00:49:44,944
go-team, uh, pre-game sex?
1031
00:49:45,445 --> 00:49:48,365
Dude that's, that's a personal question
1032
00:49:48,448 --> 00:49:51,409
and none of your, none of your business.
1033
00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:53,536
So I shouldn't say anything bad
1034
00:49:53,619 --> 00:49:55,830
because she's standing
right behind me, right?
1035
00:49:55,913 --> 00:49:57,373
Exactly.
1036
00:49:57,456 --> 00:50:00,584
And if you really want to
know, the sex was good,
1037
00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:03,378
thoughtful, considerate,
1038
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,924
probing, curious, and very oral.
1039
00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:08,925
Or, you know what?
1040
00:50:09,008 --> 00:50:11,261
Uh, I'm good. It's okay.
1041
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:12,345
You don't need to tell me any more.
1042
00:50:12,428 --> 00:50:13,554
- I can just...
- And, you know,
1043
00:50:13,637 --> 00:50:16,432
your friend T.J. here has a very big...
1044
00:50:16,515 --> 00:50:17,642
- What?
- Okay!
1045
00:50:17,725 --> 00:50:18,809
Leans to the right a little bit.
1046
00:50:18,892 --> 00:50:19,685
Geez!
1047
00:50:19,768 --> 00:50:21,729
Hits my spot in that special way.
1048
00:50:21,812 --> 00:50:23,230
Teej, here you go.
1049
00:50:23,313 --> 00:50:23,981
I'm going to go for a walk.
1050
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:24,565
Yep.
1051
00:50:24,648 --> 00:50:25,524
Did I say something?
1052
00:50:25,607 --> 00:50:28,401
Yeah. All right. Here. Yeah. Come join us.
1053
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,403
I'm going to have the image
of his penis in my head.
1054
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:31,279
Enjoy it.
1055
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,697
Yeah. All right, see you guys later.
1056
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,490
Sleep on it.
1057
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:44,625
Is he going to be okay?
1058
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,585
Not if we lose.
1059
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:48,420
His whole world will have to change,
1060
00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:51,422
plus I think he misses his girlfriend.
1061
00:50:52,882 --> 00:50:54,634
What about yours?
1062
00:50:54,717 --> 00:50:58,011
My world or my girlfriend?
1063
00:50:58,846 --> 00:50:59,680
Girlfriend.
1064
00:50:59,763 --> 00:51:04,434
Well, going on last night's pep rally,
1065
00:51:04,684 --> 00:51:08,354
I'd say win, lose, draw,
1066
00:51:09,439 --> 00:51:11,691
my world's already changed.
1067
00:51:17,696 --> 00:51:20,407
Oh, I'm going to wipe
the floor with those two
1068
00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:24,036
and their little girlie friends.
1069
00:51:24,119 --> 00:51:26,496
Everything good your end?
1070
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,625
Good. Good.
1071
00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,336
That's what I like to hear, man.
1072
00:51:33,419 --> 00:51:35,463
Oh, all those punks they don't know
1073
00:51:35,546 --> 00:51:39,049
what's going to hit them.
1074
00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:42,552
All right. Catch you uh, later on.
1075
00:51:43,053 --> 00:51:46,014
Good to speak. Bye. Ciao.
1076
00:51:49,392 --> 00:51:51,477
Work, work, work, work, work!
1077
00:51:54,522 --> 00:51:56,524
This isn't money ball.
1078
00:51:56,607 --> 00:52:00,444
T.J., this guy, he wants to
bury us and enslave our girl,
1079
00:52:00,527 --> 00:52:04,823
and he wants to do it
really, really bad. Okay?
1080
00:52:04,906 --> 00:52:06,491
This cat is going to come at us really
1081
00:52:06,574 --> 00:52:08,326
with something surprising and unexpected.
1082
00:52:08,409 --> 00:52:12,413
So, T.J., the question that
we have to ask ourselves is,
1083
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:16,625
what is it we won't expect?
1084
00:52:48,863 --> 00:52:49,781
What?
1085
00:52:49,864 --> 00:52:51,407
The geniuses here?
1086
00:52:51,490 --> 00:52:53,493
I brought the uh, rules and categories.
1087
00:52:53,576 --> 00:52:54,827
They're inside.
1088
00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,078
I'll tell them you're here.
1089
00:52:56,161 --> 00:52:58,456
They may not want to let you in.
1090
00:52:58,539 --> 00:53:00,165
Come on, old man, open the door.
1091
00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:02,792
Hey!
1092
00:53:03,543 --> 00:53:04,419
Yo, you guys, come on, man!
1093
00:53:04,502 --> 00:53:06,504
I've got the stuff here!
1094
00:53:07,171 --> 00:53:08,548
Stoners!
1095
00:53:08,631 --> 00:53:10,591
You let me in, you pussies!
1096
00:53:21,226 --> 00:53:22,727
* BMA
1097
00:53:24,646 --> 00:53:25,564
* BMA
1098
00:53:25,647 --> 00:53:28,608
* Bikini Model Academy, BMA
1099
00:53:28,691 --> 00:53:32,653
* Bikini Model Academy
1100
00:53:36,990 --> 00:53:38,742
Follow me.
1101
00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:47,792
* I've got the walk
1102
00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:49,586
* The stylin' smile
1103
00:53:49,669 --> 00:53:53,423
* Do I have what it takes
to go the extra mile
1104
00:53:53,506 --> 00:53:56,592
* The judges will watch
and compare my score
1105
00:53:56,675 --> 00:53:58,094
* The winner takes all
1106
00:53:58,177 --> 00:53:59,970
* I will be coming back for more
1107
00:54:00,053 --> 00:54:01,972
* The BMA, BMA
1108
00:54:02,055 --> 00:54:03,599
* We're gonna sashay
1109
00:54:03,682 --> 00:54:07,477
* Struttin' up and down
the catwalk every day, BMA
1110
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,438
* And maybe some day we'll go all the way
1111
00:54:10,521 --> 00:54:12,690
* At the Bikini Model Academy
1112
00:54:12,773 --> 00:54:14,442
Straighten up and sit down.
1113
00:54:14,525 --> 00:54:16,527
It's alright. What?
1114
00:54:17,528 --> 00:54:18,487
Wow.
1115
00:54:21,865 --> 00:54:23,074
What?
1116
00:54:24,784 --> 00:54:26,620
I see you brought everyone.
1117
00:54:26,703 --> 00:54:28,121
I'm here, idiot.
1118
00:54:28,204 --> 00:54:30,498
With matching T-shirts too.
1119
00:54:30,957 --> 00:54:32,542
Real cute, guys.
1120
00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:36,545
You know, it's not going to
change the outcome, but nice.
1121
00:54:36,628 --> 00:54:38,046
What's that?
1122
00:54:38,547 --> 00:54:39,381
This?
1123
00:54:39,464 --> 00:54:41,216
Oh, these are the competition events.
1124
00:54:41,299 --> 00:54:43,718
Give us one second. Come here.
1125
00:54:45,553 --> 00:54:49,015
Look, okay, this has got to be rigged
1126
00:54:49,098 --> 00:54:51,518
somehow in his favor, right?
1127
00:54:51,601 --> 00:54:53,561
He's got the events and we don't,
1128
00:54:53,644 --> 00:54:57,898
which means right now
he has the advantage.
1129
00:54:58,899 --> 00:55:01,735
I don't suppose you
have this in list form.
1130
00:55:06,072 --> 00:55:08,491
As a matter of fact, I do.
1131
00:55:13,329 --> 00:55:14,789
Come on, hurry up.
1132
00:55:14,872 --> 00:55:16,749
The list and events.
1133
00:55:18,959 --> 00:55:21,878
Just waiting for my team.
1134
00:55:23,338 --> 00:55:25,841
Yeah. By the way, where
is your team anyway?
1135
00:55:25,924 --> 00:55:26,842
Yeah.
1136
00:55:26,925 --> 00:55:28,677
Oh my team should be here at any moment.
1137
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,511
He's probably got a school bus
1138
00:55:29,594 --> 00:55:31,095
full of them coming up right now.
1139
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:33,597
Ah.
1140
00:55:34,223 --> 00:55:36,767
Here comes the team bus now, chaps.
1141
00:56:04,793 --> 00:56:06,670
God Dizam!
1142
00:56:06,753 --> 00:56:08,213
God damn.
1143
00:56:08,296 --> 00:56:12,550
May I present this year's Big
Top Bikini Modeling school's
1144
00:56:12,633 --> 00:56:16,136
ultimate competitive traveling team?
1145
00:56:16,762 --> 00:56:17,680
Oh yeah.
1146
00:56:17,763 --> 00:56:19,723
This is just one person.
1147
00:56:19,806 --> 00:56:24,228
This, my friends, is the one, the only
1148
00:56:24,311 --> 00:56:29,232
Splendiferous the Magnificent!
1149
00:56:29,315 --> 00:56:30,733
Oh my God.
1150
00:56:30,816 --> 00:56:31,860
- Ohh.
- Ohh.
1151
00:56:31,943 --> 00:56:33,027
Yeah.
1152
00:56:33,110 --> 00:56:35,821
- Oh my God.
- Yes. Oh.
1153
00:56:38,657 --> 00:56:43,662
Oh! Oh, oh, ohh.
1154
00:56:44,412 --> 00:56:45,956
Ahh!
1155
00:56:46,039 --> 00:56:48,249
Ah! Ugh!
1156
00:56:53,254 --> 00:56:54,672
You might want to wipe that up.
1157
00:56:54,755 --> 00:56:56,591
It's all right. I'll just stand in it.
1158
00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:57,383
Ah.
1159
00:56:57,466 --> 00:56:59,593
So I know what you saw here, huh?
1160
00:56:59,676 --> 00:57:01,344
Shock and awe.
1161
00:57:01,845 --> 00:57:04,723
That was the idea here.
1162
00:57:04,806 --> 00:57:07,809
You two are obviously pretty
shocked and surprised, eh?
1163
00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:11,354
So hey, now I've got the
claim forms in the car now.
1164
00:57:11,437 --> 00:57:13,773
Why don't you just call it a day?
1165
00:57:13,856 --> 00:57:16,191
Your former girls can
just sign over right now.
1166
00:57:16,442 --> 00:57:17,985
Your little,
1167
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:21,113
whew, show of force doesn't intimidate us.
1168
00:57:21,196 --> 00:57:22,948
I don't know, bro.
She's pretty fucking hot.
1169
00:57:23,031 --> 00:57:25,659
We stand before you unfazed.
1170
00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:29,370
This is war, my friend, and
we're ready to duke it out.
1171
00:57:33,374 --> 00:57:35,334
But don't say I didn't give you a chance.
1172
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:36,502
This is your only team member.
1173
00:57:36,585 --> 00:57:38,379
Want me to spell it out for you, dumb ass?
1174
00:57:38,462 --> 00:57:40,380
There's no need for insults.
1175
00:57:40,756 --> 00:57:43,634
And we can put up anybody
we want against her.
1176
00:57:43,717 --> 00:57:45,052
Yeah. Yeah.
1177
00:57:45,135 --> 00:57:45,844
As long as you're wearing
1178
00:57:45,927 --> 00:57:47,971
one of your quaint little T-shirts.
1179
00:57:48,054 --> 00:57:49,973
I think your money ball idea
1180
00:57:50,056 --> 00:57:51,975
may not be that far off the mark.
1181
00:57:52,058 --> 00:57:53,393
Really?
1182
00:57:53,476 --> 00:57:55,269
What about the judges?
1183
00:57:55,352 --> 00:57:56,979
Well, after you met Splendiferous,
1184
00:57:57,062 --> 00:57:58,230
I didn't think you'd want anyone.
1185
00:57:58,313 --> 00:58:00,858
Ha! So you didn't arrange
a judge, and now you forfeit.
1186
00:58:00,941 --> 00:58:02,275
- Ha, ha, ha!
- Mmm!
1187
00:58:05,445 --> 00:58:09,282
It's the world-famous
actress, model, and celebutante.
1188
00:58:09,365 --> 00:58:11,326
Oh my goddess!
1189
00:58:11,409 --> 00:58:14,412
That car must have a bigger
back seat than I thought.
1190
00:58:14,495 --> 00:58:15,204
Morgan...
1191
00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:17,331
- Morgan Fairchild!
- Fairchild!
1192
00:58:18,123 --> 00:58:20,793
Star of stage, screen, and TV queen.
1193
00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:21,418
Hello.
1194
00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:23,045
But most awesomest in...
1195
00:58:23,128 --> 00:58:24,921
Dallas.
1196
00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:28,967
This woman standing before
you is a classic actress,
1197
00:58:29,050 --> 00:58:31,678
especially on the series Friends.
1198
00:58:31,761 --> 00:58:32,845
Uh...
1199
00:58:33,137 --> 00:58:34,847
- Come on, ma'am.
- Thank you.
1200
00:58:45,398 --> 00:58:48,360
Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen, boys and girls.
1201
00:58:48,443 --> 00:58:52,363
So someone told me that
there are games here today.
1202
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,241
I hope you've got a lot of coffee.
1203
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,993
Oh, thank you.
1204
00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:58,410
Thanks.
1205
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,373
Oh, you call this coffee?
1206
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:04,541
God.
1207
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:06,334
Oh my God. This is happening.
1208
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:09,462
I'm so excited, I could scream. Aah!
1209
00:59:10,087 --> 00:59:13,299
Let's see. For the first one...
1210
00:59:14,425 --> 00:59:15,468
Ah. Well, this is easy.
1211
00:59:15,551 --> 00:59:19,805
Um, height, weight, and proportions.
1212
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:26,436
To make this a little more fair,
1213
00:59:26,978 --> 00:59:29,397
we have invited a friend
of Uncle Seymour's,
1214
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:33,484
Father Tim from St. Mary Jane Rectory.
1215
00:59:40,991 --> 00:59:42,326
Whoo!
1216
00:59:42,409 --> 00:59:45,912
Okay, we have for Splendiferous
1217
00:59:46,246 --> 00:59:51,250
height 5'117/8" in heels,
hips 36, waist 23, bust 32 C.
1218
00:59:56,547 --> 00:59:58,340
I got this. Sandy, you're up.
1219
01:00:06,514 --> 01:00:08,975
Her height 6'1".
1220
01:00:11,185 --> 01:00:12,978
Go, girl!
1221
01:00:16,357 --> 01:00:18,526
Breasts 36.5 D cup.
1222
01:00:18,609 --> 01:00:19,485
Oh yeah.
1223
01:00:19,568 --> 01:00:21,820
Whoo! Yeah!
1224
01:00:22,529 --> 01:00:24,364
Waist 20 inches.
1225
01:00:26,866 --> 01:00:28,326
Hips.
1226
01:00:29,535 --> 01:00:31,412
351/2 inch.
1227
01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:32,455
Yeah!
1228
01:00:32,538 --> 01:00:34,206
Oh yeah.
1229
01:00:34,582 --> 01:00:35,458
- Good job.
- Good job.
1230
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:36,375
Good job.
1231
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:38,418
Good job, ladies. Good job.
1232
01:00:39,127 --> 01:00:42,380
So for the first competition, it is a tie.
1233
01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:45,258
Two points to each team.
1234
01:00:45,925 --> 01:00:48,094
You mind telling me
what the fuck happened?
1235
01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:49,471
I'll get them on the next one.
1236
01:00:49,554 --> 01:00:51,555
The second competition:
1237
01:00:52,223 --> 01:00:54,308
walking in high heels.
1238
01:00:54,391 --> 01:00:57,395
And for you folks out
there, a little warning.
1239
01:00:57,478 --> 01:00:59,104
Don't try this at home.
1240
01:00:59,187 --> 01:01:01,273
It's harder than it looks.
1241
01:01:07,528 --> 01:01:09,405
Oh my God.
1242
01:01:16,537 --> 01:01:17,538
Yeah!
1243
01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:26,504
Yes! That's amazing!
1244
01:01:46,356 --> 01:01:47,524
Not gonna happen.
1245
01:01:47,607 --> 01:01:49,567
BMA! BMA!
1246
01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:51,027
Sorry.
1247
01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:56,073
BMA! BMA! BMA! BMA! BMA!
1248
01:01:56,156 --> 01:01:58,325
So for the balance beam,
1249
01:01:58,951 --> 01:02:00,869
two points to BMA.
1250
01:02:00,952 --> 01:02:02,371
Yes!
1251
01:02:02,454 --> 01:02:04,581
And zero to Big Top.
1252
01:02:04,664 --> 01:02:07,375
Oh! Choked it!
1253
01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:11,129
The next one is the back wash competition,
1254
01:02:11,212 --> 01:02:12,422
in which we see who knows
1255
01:02:12,505 --> 01:02:15,424
how to properly taste a fine vintage.
1256
01:02:15,507 --> 01:02:17,051
Watch this.
1257
01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:18,385
All right.
1258
01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:19,303
Go.
1259
01:02:19,386 --> 01:02:21,972
Oh well, BMA seems to want to go first.
1260
01:02:22,055 --> 01:02:22,890
Ladies.
1261
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,600
We drink a lot of wine where I'm from.
1262
01:02:24,683 --> 01:02:26,184
Careful.
1263
01:02:26,267 --> 01:02:27,561
Let's go! Get this!
1264
01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:28,144
Careful, careful.
1265
01:02:28,227 --> 01:02:30,438
Fix it, girl.
1266
01:02:32,398 --> 01:02:33,649
Closer, closer.
1267
01:02:37,653 --> 01:02:39,947
Speed it up, priesty. Let's go.
1268
01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:48,329
- Hold it! Hold it!
- Ah!
1269
01:02:50,998 --> 01:02:52,083
Classy.
1270
01:02:52,166 --> 01:02:53,584
Class act.
1271
01:02:53,667 --> 01:02:56,170
Let me show you how it's done.
1272
01:03:06,763 --> 01:03:08,348
Oh.
1273
01:03:08,431 --> 01:03:12,435
It's a Mendocino merlot, 2001,
1274
01:03:12,518 --> 01:03:14,395
and it's a little on the dry side.
1275
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:21,485
Oh, well, the judge scores
this one zero for BMA.
1276
01:03:23,153 --> 01:03:25,530
Sorry. Two points to Big Top.
1277
01:03:26,614 --> 01:03:28,950
Ladies, you got to watch that wine.
1278
01:03:29,534 --> 01:03:31,285
Well, table busing.
1279
01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:51,554
You may not trust me
after the last competition,
1280
01:03:51,637 --> 01:03:55,474
but in my day job I'm a waitress.
1281
01:03:55,557 --> 01:04:00,270
And I'm even better after
my first glass of wine.
1282
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,647
We're trusting you with this one, okay?
1283
01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:02,398
Okay.
1284
01:04:02,481 --> 01:04:03,023
Listen.
1285
01:04:03,106 --> 01:04:06,193
Do not drop the damn tray.
1286
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:07,319
- Okay.
- Have fun.
1287
01:04:07,402 --> 01:04:08,153
I won't let you guys down.
1288
01:04:08,236 --> 01:04:11,280
You go, girl! BMA! Yeah!
1289
01:04:16,577 --> 01:04:21,581
BMA! BMA! BMA! BMA! BMA!
1290
01:04:28,087 --> 01:04:29,464
Go, girl.
1291
01:04:30,590 --> 01:04:32,216
Suck it.
1292
01:04:37,596 --> 01:04:39,431
For bus boy balancing acts,
1293
01:04:39,514 --> 01:04:42,726
Sandy seems to be somewhat of
a professional in this one.
1294
01:04:42,809 --> 01:04:46,188
But we will split the
points one to each team.
1295
01:04:46,271 --> 01:04:47,606
Come on! We should have got that one!
1296
01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:50,316
Be fair, Morgan Fairchild, be fair!
1297
01:04:50,399 --> 01:04:51,651
Sorry, guys.
1298
01:04:51,734 --> 01:04:53,361
I calls them as I sees them.
1299
01:04:53,444 --> 01:04:54,529
But...
1300
01:04:54,612 --> 01:04:55,780
Next category, or we're
going to be here all night.
1301
01:04:55,863 --> 01:05:00,492
This one is singing, dancing,
playing a musical instrument,
1302
01:05:00,575 --> 01:05:02,369
those sort of normal
beauty pageant things,
1303
01:05:02,452 --> 01:05:03,745
so this is great.
1304
01:05:10,459 --> 01:05:12,462
Blonde hair, don't care.
1305
01:05:12,545 --> 01:05:15,131
I'm hot, you're not.
1306
01:05:15,214 --> 01:05:18,050
BMA is gonna flop.
1307
01:05:18,133 --> 01:05:20,469
Let's go Big Top.
1308
01:05:21,303 --> 01:05:23,221
Go Wildcats!
1309
01:05:39,486 --> 01:05:41,696
Yes, that's awesome.
1310
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:55,834
Ehh!
1311
01:05:57,836 --> 01:06:00,172
Yeah, suck on that. Bitch.
1312
01:06:00,255 --> 01:06:03,467
In the traditional beauty talent contest,
1313
01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:05,260
two points to BMA.
1314
01:06:08,471 --> 01:06:09,514
You can't stop this!
1315
01:06:09,597 --> 01:06:11,516
Although I always liked
that cheer "Go Wildcats."
1316
01:06:11,599 --> 01:06:16,603
This takes us to, Olympic ribbon twirling.
1317
01:06:17,521 --> 01:06:20,524
Coleen, end this for us.
1318
01:06:22,484 --> 01:06:24,861
Get her! Get her! Charge!
1319
01:06:25,445 --> 01:06:27,697
Okay, girls. Stop. Stop. Stop.
1320
01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:29,699
I declare this one a tie, okay?
1321
01:06:29,782 --> 01:06:33,453
One point for each side, and
let's just mercifully move on.
1322
01:06:33,536 --> 01:06:37,539
Next we have timed chess.
1323
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,668
Take that.
1324
01:06:43,587 --> 01:06:45,296
Bad move.
1325
01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:47,507
Bye-bye.
1326
01:06:49,383 --> 01:06:50,384
Time.
1327
01:06:52,470 --> 01:06:56,224
And it looks like we
have a stalemate, a draw.
1328
01:06:56,307 --> 01:06:57,350
One point to each side.
1329
01:06:57,433 --> 01:06:59,268
Good job, Gal.
1330
01:06:59,726 --> 01:07:00,561
Raah!
1331
01:07:00,644 --> 01:07:03,480
The competition is really heating up.
1332
01:07:03,563 --> 01:07:07,692
This is the "Can you eat a full
three-course dinner?" event.
1333
01:07:07,775 --> 01:07:09,486
Eat it for me!
1334
01:07:09,569 --> 01:07:11,821
And as my Irish aunt used to say,
1335
01:07:11,904 --> 01:07:13,614
don't fill up on the bread.
1336
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,366
So you ladies ready?
1337
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:16,658
Go.
1338
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,203
Usually you'd think that anybody can eat
1339
01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:21,830
a regular dinner and
dessert, but not models.
1340
01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:23,582
What's that?
1341
01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:26,543
I don't see anything.
1342
01:07:32,256 --> 01:07:32,924
Done.
1343
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:34,634
Very nice. Very n...
1344
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:37,261
Oh. You have an extra breast.
1345
01:07:37,469 --> 01:07:39,596
I call foul! Foul!
1346
01:07:42,849 --> 01:07:44,434
Disqualify!
1347
01:07:44,976 --> 01:07:47,395
Oh. I'm so sorry. Oops.
1348
01:07:47,478 --> 01:07:49,480
Oh, don't be a sore loser.
1349
01:07:51,941 --> 01:07:55,862
How about if I just award
the two points to BMA?
1350
01:07:55,945 --> 01:07:58,447
Yeah!
1351
01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:06,621
Huh. A little one-on-one water polo.
1352
01:08:07,288 --> 01:08:09,541
The winner has to win by two goals,
1353
01:08:09,624 --> 01:08:12,460
and the winner gets five points.
1354
01:08:13,377 --> 01:08:14,962
I'm not scared of you.
1355
01:08:16,296 --> 01:08:17,506
Really?
1356
01:08:17,714 --> 01:08:18,966
Ready?
1357
01:08:25,472 --> 01:08:26,389
I got it!
1358
01:08:26,472 --> 01:08:27,390
You're doing good, all
right? Hang in there!
1359
01:08:27,473 --> 01:08:28,474
Ahh!
1360
01:08:32,061 --> 01:08:33,312
Yes!
1361
01:08:33,646 --> 01:08:34,772
Whoo!
1362
01:08:51,495 --> 01:08:52,496
Eee!
1363
01:08:52,997 --> 01:08:55,666
Okay. I see how you play.
1364
01:08:58,502 --> 01:08:59,670
Come on.
1365
01:09:07,468 --> 01:09:08,678
Come on. You got it.
1366
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:11,389
Yes! Ah! Come on!
1367
01:09:11,472 --> 01:09:12,932
Let go of me bitch!
1368
01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:14,016
Ahh!
1369
01:09:14,683 --> 01:09:16,769
Oh you son of a bitch!
1370
01:09:21,356 --> 01:09:23,483
Spike! Go for the spike! You got it!
1371
01:09:25,652 --> 01:09:26,694
Come on.
1372
01:09:29,405 --> 01:09:30,615
Yes!
1373
01:09:32,491 --> 01:09:33,368
Ahh!
1374
01:09:33,451 --> 01:09:34,869
Come on! Time out!
1375
01:09:38,830 --> 01:09:41,917
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1376
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,585
No!
1377
01:10:02,477 --> 01:10:05,981
So, after all the two
events, our score is,
1378
01:10:06,064 --> 01:10:09,442
Bikini Model Academy 11 points,
1379
01:10:09,525 --> 01:10:12,362
Big Top Modeling School 13 points.
1380
01:10:12,445 --> 01:10:13,571
Yes!
1381
01:10:13,863 --> 01:10:14,655
Come on!
1382
01:10:14,738 --> 01:10:15,364
It's okay.
1383
01:10:15,447 --> 01:10:16,073
Hey, we're still in it, guys.
1384
01:10:16,156 --> 01:10:17,991
We're still in it, all right?
1385
01:10:18,909 --> 01:10:20,494
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
1386
01:10:20,577 --> 01:10:22,371
The subtlety is overwhelming.
1387
01:10:22,454 --> 01:10:27,542
Oh this is nice, a classic
facial beauty pose-down.
1388
01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:28,710
How about Jane?
1389
01:10:28,793 --> 01:10:29,502
- Come on, Jane.
- Plain Jane.
1390
01:10:29,585 --> 01:10:30,211
- Plain Jane?
- What?
1391
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:32,672
You want to read it? It's good.
1392
01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:36,384
No. No. No. Not that!
1393
01:10:36,467 --> 01:10:37,510
Jane. Jane.
1394
01:10:37,593 --> 01:10:38,594
Aah!
1395
01:10:42,764 --> 01:10:44,432
Go baby.
1396
01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,434
Your T-shirt!
1397
01:10:55,943 --> 01:10:56,861
God damn.
1398
01:10:56,944 --> 01:10:59,029
I'm sorry, baby, but she's got those yams.
1399
01:10:59,112 --> 01:11:00,906
Look at those yammy-yams.
1400
01:11:02,866 --> 01:11:04,826
Look at the black eye on her.
1401
01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:17,004
Go for the eye. Go for the eye.
1402
01:11:17,546 --> 01:11:18,714
All right!
1403
01:11:30,057 --> 01:11:31,642
Oh that was good.
1404
01:11:39,024 --> 01:11:40,025
Oh!
1405
01:11:52,119 --> 01:11:54,580
My legs used to look like that.
1406
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,505
And now a new point total.
1407
01:12:03,588 --> 01:12:06,508
We have two points for
BMA for the beauty event.
1408
01:12:10,887 --> 01:12:13,473
That fucking bitch!
1409
01:12:13,556 --> 01:12:14,974
Motherfucking bitch!
1410
01:12:17,267 --> 01:12:18,769
That was for you.
1411
01:12:18,852 --> 01:12:20,437
That was for me?
1412
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,605
You were so beautiful.
1413
01:12:21,688 --> 01:12:22,523
I love you.
1414
01:12:22,606 --> 01:12:24,107
I love you.
1415
01:12:34,033 --> 01:12:38,579
And now we're down to the
final event for all the marbles.
1416
01:12:41,873 --> 01:12:44,167
Well, this is unusual.
1417
01:12:44,584 --> 01:12:47,879
One-on-one bikini paint ball.
1418
01:12:49,839 --> 01:12:52,550
So the score's tied 13-13.
1419
01:12:52,633 --> 01:12:54,802
It all comes down to this event.
1420
01:12:54,885 --> 01:12:59,598
Uh, this horn is both start and stop.
1421
01:12:59,681 --> 01:13:02,017
So it's a two-point event.
1422
01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:05,103
Whoever wins this wins the big prize.
1423
01:13:05,186 --> 01:13:07,647
Just try not to hit us if you can help it.
1424
01:13:12,818 --> 01:13:15,613
Ladies, goggles on.
1425
01:13:17,239 --> 01:13:18,740
All right. Good luck.
1426
01:13:25,747 --> 01:13:27,498
Get her in the face.
1427
01:13:51,854 --> 01:13:53,647
Hey, bitch.
1428
01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:37,104
37 hits on Coleen and
1429
01:14:37,187 --> 01:14:39,231
52 hits on Splendiferous,
1430
01:14:39,314 --> 01:14:43,068
so, guys, BMA wins.
1431
01:14:46,070 --> 01:14:47,155
Fucking won!
1432
01:14:50,366 --> 01:14:51,367
Mm!
1433
01:14:53,369 --> 01:14:55,580
What are you so sore about?
1434
01:14:55,663 --> 01:14:57,331
Like you lose anything.
1435
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,251
Shoot him in the butt! In the butt!
1436
01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:08,925
BMA!
1437
01:15:12,011 --> 01:15:16,599
So as I understand it, to
the victor go the spoils.
1438
01:15:16,682 --> 01:15:18,267
Isn't that what they say in "Spartacus"?
1439
01:15:18,350 --> 01:15:19,351
Oh my God!
1440
01:15:19,434 --> 01:15:22,646
Anyway, that means that, uh,
1441
01:15:22,729 --> 01:15:25,315
both the Big Top Modeling School
1442
01:15:25,398 --> 01:15:29,235
and the Your Ass Is Grass Paint Ball Park
1443
01:15:29,318 --> 01:15:32,113
now belong to T.J. and Benji.
1444
01:15:32,988 --> 01:15:38,202
BMA! BMA! BMA! BMA! BMA!
1445
01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:41,246
As soon as Grubbie gets
over here and signs off on it.
1446
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:43,207
One, two, three.
1447
01:15:43,290 --> 01:15:44,874
BMA!
1448
01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:47,752
Come on, honey.
1449
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:52,006
Whoa, whoa.
1450
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:53,340
Don't touch my woman.
1451
01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,145
Oh my God. He's such a loser.
1452
01:16:07,228 --> 01:16:09,188
- No hard feelings, man.
- So sad.
1453
01:16:11,899 --> 01:16:13,317
- Whoa, whoa.
- Hey, no hard feelings.
1454
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:14,652
Sore loser.
1455
01:16:14,735 --> 01:16:15,778
Loser.
1456
01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:20,074
Ha ha ha! What happened, son?
1457
01:16:20,157 --> 01:16:22,159
He gets fucked in the ass by inmates.
1458
01:16:25,412 --> 01:16:26,871
Baby!
1459
01:16:27,497 --> 01:16:28,331
You did it.
1460
01:16:28,414 --> 01:16:28,832
We did it.
1461
01:16:28,915 --> 01:16:30,708
Congratulations.
1462
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,752
I love you. Oh my God.
1463
01:16:35,045 --> 01:16:36,839
You know that man I was talking about,
1464
01:16:36,922 --> 01:16:39,175
the one that I knew you could be?
1465
01:16:39,258 --> 01:16:40,884
He's sitting right here.
1466
01:16:40,967 --> 01:16:42,844
I'm so proud of you.
1467
01:16:46,431 --> 01:16:48,141
Are you excited?
1468
01:16:48,224 --> 01:16:50,226
So we should have the
accountants look at everything
1469
01:16:50,309 --> 01:16:53,104
before we decide what to do next.
1470
01:16:53,354 --> 01:16:55,689
That is, if you're okay with that.
1471
01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,359
I think you're right about me
1472
01:16:58,442 --> 01:17:01,695
and about a lot of things after all.
1473
01:17:02,195 --> 01:17:03,197
So does that mean you're going to hold on
1474
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:05,407
to the school and the academy?
1475
01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:07,367
Don't forget the paint ball park.
1476
01:17:07,450 --> 01:17:08,535
Good.
1477
01:17:08,618 --> 01:17:11,120
And I know you have your
heart set on running schools.
1478
01:17:11,203 --> 01:17:12,372
Well it would prove that I follow
1479
01:17:12,455 --> 01:17:14,748
through on things, really.
1480
01:17:15,332 --> 01:17:17,709
I think you've proven a lot already.
1481
01:17:18,210 --> 01:17:20,337
I'm not done yet.
1482
01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:28,261
So here's what I learned
1483
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:32,307
at Bikini Model Academy,
when you look very close,
1484
01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:36,143
there's no such thing as
an ordinary, average girl.
1485
01:17:36,226 --> 01:17:37,978
The boys were right after all.
1486
01:17:38,061 --> 01:17:39,396
There's a hidden special beauty
1487
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:41,357
inside each and every one of us.
1488
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,109
If you just know where to
look and how to find it,
1489
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:46,778
deep down we're all bikini models.
1490
01:17:46,861 --> 01:17:48,446
Katherine.
1491
01:17:48,529 --> 01:17:50,281
Thank you so much.
1492
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,325
This is a dream come true.
1493
01:17:55,369 --> 01:17:57,413
Scary Mary.
1494
01:17:59,206 --> 01:18:01,000
Ethel, what a surprise.
1495
01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:03,293
Good job, Scary Mary.
1496
01:18:04,461 --> 01:18:06,921
Plain Jane.
1497
01:18:09,090 --> 01:18:11,175
Got it in the end, girl. Good job.
1498
01:18:15,012 --> 01:18:16,180
Olga.
1499
01:18:20,517 --> 01:18:21,518
Aw.
1500
01:18:26,022 --> 01:18:28,024
Did you say Bikini Model Academy?
1501
01:18:28,107 --> 01:18:28,483
Yeah, yeah.
1502
01:18:28,566 --> 01:18:30,193
Sandy.
1503
01:18:32,570 --> 01:18:34,322
You've become our finest bikini model.
1504
01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:35,781
Congratulations, Sandy.
1505
01:18:35,864 --> 01:18:37,491
You are now official.
1506
01:18:37,574 --> 01:18:39,284
Kisses?
1507
01:18:42,454 --> 01:18:43,455
Oh, I love you.
1508
01:18:43,538 --> 01:18:46,374
- Mm. And I love you.
- You've been gone too long.
1509
01:18:47,375 --> 01:18:48,835
Ella.
1510
01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:54,048
Isabelle.
1511
01:18:55,424 --> 01:18:56,300
Thank you.
1512
01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:58,051
Thanks.
1513
01:19:02,889 --> 01:19:04,057
Ladies and gentlemen,
1514
01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:07,894
Bikini Model Academy
2015 graduating class.
1515
01:19:07,977 --> 01:19:09,979
Yeah!
1516
01:19:19,404 --> 01:19:20,489
Katherine is taking over
1517
01:19:20,572 --> 01:19:23,825
her uncle's pig farm in Idaho.
1518
01:19:24,367 --> 01:19:26,328
Scary Mary is going into politics.
1519
01:19:26,411 --> 01:19:28,496
She's running for congress.
1520
01:19:29,414 --> 01:19:33,543
Plain Jane is getting
contact lenses really soon.
1521
01:19:33,626 --> 01:19:36,045
Olga really was a Russian spy.
1522
01:19:36,128 --> 01:19:37,922
She was recently deported.
1523
01:19:38,005 --> 01:19:40,466
Sandy is keeping her
day job as a waitress.
1524
01:19:40,549 --> 01:19:44,594
She's also a successful
part time bikini model!
1525
01:19:44,677 --> 01:19:46,304
Ella doesn't twerk anymore.
1526
01:19:46,387 --> 01:19:49,474
Now she's teaching people how to twerk.
1527
01:19:49,557 --> 01:19:52,226
Isabelle just opened her
first kale salad bar.
1528
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,436
Franchises are available.
1529
01:19:54,937 --> 01:19:57,231
Sue Ellen is about to
get a butt reduction.
1530
01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,024
She's now a professional life coach
1531
01:19:59,107 --> 01:20:01,443
in Bakersfield, California.
1532
01:20:02,068 --> 01:20:05,072
Coleen is living happily
ever after with T.J.
1533
01:20:05,155 --> 01:20:07,490
in Sherman Oaks, California.
1534
01:20:07,573 --> 01:20:10,034
T.J. merged the schools and now
1535
01:20:10,117 --> 01:20:14,455
it's the Big Top Bikini Model
Academy and Paint Ball Park.
1536
01:20:14,538 --> 01:20:18,208
And yes, sometimes they
shoot at the models.
1537
01:20:18,542 --> 01:20:21,211
Uncle Seymour and Aunt
Ethel turned T.J.'s room
1538
01:20:21,294 --> 01:20:25,215
into an indoor herb garden and
His and Hers message parlor.
1539
01:20:25,298 --> 01:20:28,426
Seymour is getting a government
grant to pay for it all.
1540
01:20:29,052 --> 01:20:31,054
Trixie is auditioning new boyfriends.
1541
01:20:31,137 --> 01:20:34,265
Her father, the
gynecologist, is standing by.
1542
01:20:34,348 --> 01:20:36,225
Dixie is the best chick ever.
1543
01:20:36,308 --> 01:20:38,394
We're getting married in the fall.
1544
01:20:38,477 --> 01:20:43,315
Herbal Goddess um, Gangina,
Gangeena, is doing just fine.
1545
01:20:43,398 --> 01:20:45,984
Um, thanks for asking.
1546
01:20:46,359 --> 01:20:49,362
Splendiferous and Father
Tim were reintroduced
1547
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:51,489
at a Catholic singles networking event.
1548
01:20:51,572 --> 01:20:53,532
They're now dating.
1549
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,535
And Morgan Fairchild is...
1550
01:20:57,327 --> 01:20:59,496
Well, she's Morgan Fairchild.
1551
01:21:00,497 --> 01:21:03,208
As for me, I'm back at grad school
1552
01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:06,086
getting a triple PHD in plant botany,
1553
01:21:06,169 --> 01:21:09,964
female biology and musical theater.
1554
01:21:10,047 --> 01:21:12,550
As for Grub Snout, he went
into the family business
1555
01:21:12,633 --> 01:21:14,594
and joined his mom turning tricks
1556
01:21:14,677 --> 01:21:17,430
under the bridge on Van Nuys Blvd.
1557
01:21:17,513 --> 01:21:21,350
* Struttin' up and down
the catwalk every day, BMA
1558
01:21:21,433 --> 01:21:24,519
* And maybe some day we'll go all the way
1559
01:21:24,602 --> 01:21:28,148
* At the Bikini Model Academy
1560
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,024
* Come on and watch me twist and push
1561
01:21:30,107 --> 01:21:32,193
* Really strut my stuff
1562
01:21:32,276 --> 01:21:33,611
* Show me, show me, show me
1563
01:21:33,694 --> 01:21:35,363
* I just can't get enough
1564
01:21:35,446 --> 01:21:39,116
* It's all for one, one for all
1565
01:21:39,199 --> 01:21:42,453
* I'm gonna be the winner,
and winner takes all
1566
01:21:42,536 --> 01:21:45,664
* The BMA, we're gonna sashay
1567
01:21:45,747 --> 01:21:49,584
* Struttin' up and down
the catwalk every day, BMA
1568
01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:52,712
* And maybe some day we'll go all the way
1569
01:21:52,795 --> 01:21:56,966
* At the Bikini Model Academy
1570
01:21:57,049 --> 01:21:59,217
* BMA BMA
1571
01:22:00,552 --> 01:22:03,054
* BMA BMA
1572
01:22:03,513 --> 01:22:05,474
* Down at BMA, BMA
1573
01:22:05,557 --> 01:22:07,100
* We're gonna sashay
1574
01:22:07,183 --> 01:22:10,979
* Struttin' up and down
the catwalk every day, BMA
1575
01:22:11,062 --> 01:22:14,065
* And maybe some day we'll go all the way
1576
01:22:14,148 --> 01:22:17,318
* At the Bikini Model Academy
1577
01:22:17,401 --> 01:22:18,777
* BMA
1578
01:22:46,553 --> 01:22:50,765
* We're just gonna
crank it up, crank it up
1579
01:22:53,601 --> 01:22:57,771
* Let's just do things a little louder
1580
01:22:59,564 --> 01:23:02,442
* Shine on, shine on
1581
01:23:03,401 --> 01:23:08,406
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1582
01:23:10,408 --> 01:23:14,620
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1583
01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:21,293
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1584
01:23:24,379 --> 01:23:27,674
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1585
01:23:27,757 --> 01:23:32,136
* We're just gonna
crank it up, crank it up
1586
01:23:34,597 --> 01:23:38,642
* Let's just do things a little louder
1587
01:23:40,519 --> 01:23:44,398
* Shine on shine on shine on
1588
01:23:44,481 --> 01:23:49,485
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1589
01:23:51,696 --> 01:23:55,658
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1590
01:23:58,493 --> 01:24:02,539
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1591
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:09,420
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1592
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:16,218
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1593
01:24:29,355 --> 01:24:32,775
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1594
01:24:32,858 --> 01:24:34,693
* Shine on
1595
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:40,323
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
1596
01:24:42,951 --> 01:24:46,704
* I am a rebel, I am a rebel
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