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Hurry up we don't want to be
late. For the first day of school!
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Who are you? You
don't even like school.
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Oh, no, I do, now that
I am Bridget Hennessy,
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student body president.
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Which one says "I am a
leader of power and integrity"
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the blue thong or the gray?
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I don't care what
thong you wear!
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You know, that kind of apathy
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is so typical of
your generation.
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[Sighs]
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Okay, I have a problem,
and I need your advice.
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Your president is here for you.
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Okay, here's the thing.
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I-I-I changed in
Europe this summer.
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I mean, I grew up,
and it made me realize
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that I have to break up with
Kyle and I have to do it today.
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Why are you nodding like that?
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My listening face. I learned it
over the summer in Washington.
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I have to break
up with Kyle today!
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What?! Why didn't you
tell me?! What happened?!
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Well, I met this
awesome guy in Paris,
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and I don't know what's
gonna happen with him,
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but I do know that I shouldn't
be with Kyle anymore.
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Stop it! All right!
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I mean, I don't
know how to do this.
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I've never broken up
with anyone before.
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Do what I do. It's worked
for me a billion times.
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Just tell Kyle someone
better will come along.
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And in your case,
it'll even be true.
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Wow. You're all dolled up.
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Where are you headed, thurston?
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I'm going downtown to have
breakfast with an old friend.
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We're meeting
at his private club.
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Ohhh. Is that what they
call the mission these days?
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Ah, hey, there's our new
high school freshman.
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Big step. You scared?
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No.
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Well, you should be.
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A lot of upperclassmen
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are gonna want to
beat the hell out of you.
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What are you telling him?
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He's got to know.
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You'll be fine.
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He's a dead man.
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[Sighs] I'm sorry I'm late.
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Boy, these night
shifts are killing me.
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Oh, are you kidding?
You look fantastic.
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A cadaver in scrubs.
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Girls, come on!
First day of school!
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Let's not be late!
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You're gonna wear that?
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I thought it was cute.
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Too cute. You can't break
up with Kyle in those pants.
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Why not? 'Cause
you look too good.
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It won't take.
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Why don't you wear
your hideous black pants
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with the gold rings
down the sides.
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You said they look great on me.
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I'm a politician. I say a
lot of things I don't mean.
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Catie, that
principal Gibb called.
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He wants to see you.
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They're not even in school
yet. Who could be in trouble?
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Maybe he just
wants another date.
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Mmm!
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We never dated.
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I am not romantically
involved with ed Gibb.
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Or any of the Gibb brothers.
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Mom, have you
seen my black pants?
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They're missing.
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Uh, honey, maybe
that's for the best.
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You said you liked them.
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I'm a mom. I say a lot
of things I don't mean.
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I think they're in the
laundry. I'll get to them later.
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You're doing the
laundry now? Eww.
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I'm helping out your mother
while she's working nights.
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Unless, of course,
you want to take over.
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Eww!
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Yeah.
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Well, I got to get downtown.
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Oh, yeah, we got to go,
too. Everybody -in the car.
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Mom...are any seniors
gonna beat me up today?
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Oh, no, honey. You'll be fine.
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That's another one of
those things moms say.
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If you want, I'll drive him.
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No, that's okay. I actually
want to catch up with him.
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I miss him so much.
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Ooh, you must be
so excited to see Kyle.
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Um, by the way, Mr. Laundry
man, I can't find my red thong.
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I thought that was
a handkerchief.
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Oh, dear God!
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Where's mom?
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We're safe. She's
at the end of the hall.
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At least she was cool
enough not to walk with us.
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Bye, girls! Have
a great first day!
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Uh, what's that?
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Oh, god. I bet it's from Kyle.
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Give it to me.
What are you doing?
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Your mission is to
break up with Kyle today.
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You don't need any distractions.
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Do you know what
you're gonna say?
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I don't know. I've
never done this before.
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Just use the line I use
when I break up with a guy.
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"I'm only 17 -
you'll go to jail"?
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No.
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You say very sweetly
"It's not me. It's you."
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No, no. Don't you mean
"It's not you. It's me"?
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Please. It's never me.
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[Laughter]
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All right, man.
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All right, man.
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Later, dude.
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Hey.
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I can't get my locker open.
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Freshmen.
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It's not gonna pick itself up.
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Here you go, big guy.
Anytime. It's all good.
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Love the hat.
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Isn't that nice, Rory.
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First day of school, you
already made a new friend.
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And you were so nervous.
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[Knock on door]
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Come in.
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Hi, Ed. You wanted to see me?
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Yes, come in.
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I'm not in trouble, am I?
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Not unless you're chewing gum.
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[Chuckles nervously]
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You look terrific.
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Well, thanks. So do you.
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Have you been working out?
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In a manner of speaking.
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I raise watermelons, and, uh...
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Well, somebody has
to bring them inside.
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Please, sit down.
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So, uh, how was your summer?
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It was good. It was really good.
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The kids were gone.
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Actually, it was the
first time I was alone.
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I redecorated my room.
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I got a new bed. Hmm.
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I don't know why
I mentioned that.
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Well, probably because,
uh, you got a new bed.
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[Laughs]
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Maybe we should
just get off my bed.
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Oh, God.
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Look, uh, Cate, this is a
little awkward for both of us,
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but, uh, I want you to
know it doesn't have to be.
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I'm really okay with the fact
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you weren't ready
to go out with me.
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We're both adults,
and we can handle it.
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[Sighs] Thanks, Ed.
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That was exactly
what I needed to hear.
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And so well put.
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Thank you. My
therapist wrote it.
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[Laughs]
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Anyway, that's not
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what I wanted to
talk to you about.
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Um, our school
nurse is retiring,
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and I'd like for you to
think about taking her job.
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Wow.
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Seriously?
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I ask you this because,
first, you're a nurse
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and, secondly,
you're exactly her size,
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so we won't have
to buy new smocks.
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Well, I-I don't know -
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okay, we'll buy new smocks.
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Boy, you drive a hard bargain.
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Think about it, Cate.
It could be wonderful.
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The hours are great,
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and you'd get to spend
more time with your kids.
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Ooh. That's tempting.
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I feel like I'm
missing everything
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that's going on with them.
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I could sweeten the deal
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with about 800
pounds of watermelon.
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I'm gonna think about it.
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Thanks, ed.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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They're...seedless.
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Just...
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Okay, what's next?
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Well, Bridg -
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Uh! 'Madame president'
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Some of the students
are complaining
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that they have to park
too far from school.
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That's because all the
teachers get the good spots.
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We're more important.
We're the future.
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They're teachers.
They have no future.
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So what should we do?
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Uh, valet parking for seniors,
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and the driver's ed
class can park the cars!
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Is there any problem
that you can't solve?
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Algebra, page 20,
problem 6. Do it for me.
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[Laughter]
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Please don't see me,
please don't see me,
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please don't see me.
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[Laughter continues]
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Hey! Looks like we're
showering with the girls today!
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[Laughter]
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[Shower water running]
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Hey, Kerry! How did
Kyle take the breakup?
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I didn't do it. I've been
avoiding him all day.
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Kerry! I just don't
want to hurt him.
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He's gonna be
hurt no matter what.
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Oh, my God. There he is.
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Hey, you're not going anywhe--
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Hey; Nice top.
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You said you hated it.
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You cannot believe a word I say.
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Except for this -
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The longer you wait, the
harder this is gonna be.
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I know, I know.
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You have to do
this. He's coming.
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Okay, I can do this.
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Uh, I -
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Oh!
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Hey!
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Didn't I just see Kerry?
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She was here a second ago.
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So principal Gibb wants you
to be his naughty school nurse.
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Are you gonna do it?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You know, I would
see the kids more.
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Ooh, mom at school -
every teenager's dream.
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You know what, grandpa?
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Maybe you could
be a crossing guard,
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I'll teach rugby.
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We'll be a ragtag team
of misfit schoolpeople.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How was your
first day at school?
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Whoa! What is that smell?
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Are you composting in there?
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Very funny.
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I thought Kerry was the
one that went to France.
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I didn't have time
to shower after gym.
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So you rolled
around in horse crap?
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Uh, look, I got to go to work.
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Lucky you.
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So you go upstairs
and take a shower.
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You burn his clothes.
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Bye, mom.
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Oh, you disgust
me. But I love you.
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All right, 'Pig-pen'. Spill it.
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What?
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They always give you time
to shower. What's going on?
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Well, I was at school today -
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wait a second.
Here -hold this.
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Step back a little bit.
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Come on. It's not that bad.
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When it was time
to take a shower -
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maybe one more back.
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There were all these
seniors just staring at me -
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this is gonna have
to wait till tomorrow.
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No, no, no, no! Hey,
come back here!
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Just talk fast, Rory.
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I couldn't take a shower.
I just couldn't do it.
257
00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:41,120
All these seniors came in
258
00:10:41,187 --> 00:10:44,724
hairy seniors... With hair...
259
00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,526
Everywhere.
260
00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:47,693
Right, and you're...
261
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,663
Not hairy -anywhere.
262
00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:52,999
The family curse.
263
00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:54,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
264
00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:55,367
What curse?
265
00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:57,369
Uh, the men in our family
266
00:10:57,436 --> 00:10:59,138
take a little more time
267
00:10:59,205 --> 00:11:01,841
to grow, uh,
grass in the infield.
268
00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:05,511
Ironically, the women
grow beards early.
269
00:11:05,578 --> 00:11:07,012
Yeah.
270
00:11:07,719 --> 00:11:09,144
I just can't stop thinking
271
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,445
about what I'm gonna look like
272
00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:12,648
next to those
guys in the shower.
273
00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:24,861
Don't worry. Just do what I did.
274
00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,471
I'm doomed!
275
00:11:36,538 --> 00:11:38,273
Let me tell you
how I handled it.
276
00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:40,343
I walked in there
like I owned the place,
277
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:43,881
head held high, proud
of the body god gave me.
278
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,481
And that worked?
279
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,550
Absolutely.
280
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:47,920
Now go hose off.
281
00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:54,723
You remember the beatings?
282
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,726
It never goes away.
283
00:12:00,113 --> 00:12:01,514
C.J.?
284
00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:05,861
C.J.!
285
00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:08,634
Okay, your black pants
aren't in the laundry. I lied.
286
00:12:08,635 --> 00:12:10,603
Truth is, I was on
a date last night,
287
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:12,631
and I spilled a bowl
of clams on her.
288
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,168
She was wearing black
pants, so I gave her yours.
289
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,571
It's not about the pants.
290
00:12:16,572 --> 00:12:19,007
Good, 'cause I don't think
I'll be seeing her again.
291
00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,681
I wanted to know if mom
was home. I need to talk to her.
292
00:12:21,711 --> 00:12:23,880
Well, wait. Talk to me.
293
00:12:23,947 --> 00:12:26,783
I'm more than just
a 'washerwoman'.
294
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:29,920
Okay, what kind of things
might a girl say to a guy
295
00:12:29,986 --> 00:12:31,855
if she wants to end a romance?
296
00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:33,190
Mmm...
297
00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,392
"I'd rather French-kiss
a car battery."
298
00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,395
"I'm going back to men."
299
00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:42,266
"That'll cost you
an extra $100."
300
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:47,437
So, girls have actually
said those things to you?
301
00:12:48,915 --> 00:12:50,672
No.
302
00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:53,810
No. No. I'm just spitballing.
303
00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,945
Well, how can I do it
without hurting him?
304
00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:59,149
You can't. You have to
stay with this guy forever.
305
00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:00,250
What?
306
00:13:00,317 --> 00:13:02,959
I don't care if his
touch repulses you.
307
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,921
I don't care if you're
seeing other men.
308
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,623
You stay with him forever.
309
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,624
But even if I -
310
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,614
Forever.
311
00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:09,693
Well, what if I -
312
00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:12,228
I'm talking "Forever"!
313
00:13:12,295 --> 00:13:14,464
You gave my pants away?
314
00:13:14,531 --> 00:13:15,666
Forever! Forever!
315
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:16,867
He's useless,
316
00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:19,202
but he does iron a good t-shirt.
317
00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:21,304
Hey, grandpa.
318
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:24,407
Kiddo, I don't know if this will
help with the Kyle business,
319
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,777
but I, uh...
320
00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:29,245
I found something you
might be able to use.
321
00:13:29,312 --> 00:13:30,480
What is it?
322
00:13:30,547 --> 00:13:33,516
It's a "Dear John"
letter I got in Korea.
323
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,986
Well, do you really think
your old "Dear John" letter
324
00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:37,821
is gonna help me
break up with Kyle?
325
00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:40,457
Well, I wouldn't use any of
the Eisenhower references,
326
00:13:40,524 --> 00:13:44,656
but, uh, you said you
wanted to spare his feelings.
327
00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:46,529
This spared mine.
328
00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:48,363
Dear Jim, I'm writing you
329
00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,643
from my grandmother's
front porch.
330
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,936
All I see are
acres of sunflowers.
331
00:13:53,002 --> 00:13:56,438
They remind me of you -
tall and strong and handsome,
332
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:57,874
making people smile.
333
00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:01,178
You're a good man, Jim,
but I've met someone else.
334
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:04,414
Like the sunflower,
I think we've had our season.
335
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:06,682
I'm sorry if
I disappointed you,
336
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,974
but thank you for
making me more
337
00:14:09,052 --> 00:14:11,221
than I ever thought I could be.
338
00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,723
Always -Betsy.
339
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:16,192
That's so romantic.
340
00:14:16,259 --> 00:14:17,927
Yeah.
341
00:14:17,994 --> 00:14:19,929
You really loved
her, didn't you?
342
00:14:19,996 --> 00:14:21,397
Mm-hmm.
343
00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:24,668
And this... Softened the blow.
344
00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,038
Thanks.
345
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:35,647
Tramp!
346
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,912
Hey, Bridget!
-Oh, Hi Kyle
347
00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:45,854
Do you know if Kerry got
the card I left this morning?
348
00:14:45,855 --> 00:14:47,904
She hasn't talked to you?
349
00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:49,495
About what?
350
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,328
[Sighs]
351
00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:53,730
Kyle, look...
352
00:14:53,797 --> 00:14:57,260
You shouldn't hang all your
happiness on one person.
353
00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:58,829
I hear that.
354
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,972
Um...Kyle, Kyle...
355
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:05,142
There's no easy way to say this,
356
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,144
but I am president now,
and the buck stops here,
357
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,314
as does your
relationship with Kerry.
358
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,747
What?
359
00:15:12,748 --> 00:15:14,216
Kyle, Kerry can't
do this on her own,
360
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,852
so I'm doing it for her.
361
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:18,202
You guys are...over.
362
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:19,724
Hey, but on the bright side,
363
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:22,861
we are gonna have
valet parking very soon.
364
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,913
Well, little sister,
I've got good news.
365
00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:30,115
Me too.
366
00:15:30,116 --> 00:15:32,685
I figured out why I've been
having so much trouble
367
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:35,356
breaking up with Kyle -
it's because I don't want to.
368
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,656
So I'm not going to.
369
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,792
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
370
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:41,661
I know this sounds crazy,
but I read the letter again,
371
00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:43,396
and it's incredibly romantic.
372
00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:46,433
He made me remember
how sweet he is.
373
00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:50,326
What's your good news?
374
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:55,075
Principal Gibb is giving
out free watermelon!
375
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,312
They're seedless!
376
00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,682
So, your good news is
377
00:16:02,768 --> 00:16:06,138
principal Gibb is giving
away free watermelon?
378
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,787
You don't even like watermelon.
379
00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:09,755
T-the seeds. I hate the seeds.
380
00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:11,725
These are seed_less.
381
00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:13,760
[Chuckling] Okay. Whatever.
382
00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:15,761
I'm gonna call
Kyle and apologize.
383
00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:19,332
I'm saying every
bite -not a seed!
384
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,300
Okay, what is going on?
385
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,837
Well, you know, I just...
386
00:16:23,903 --> 00:16:26,706
Kyle may, sort of, kind of...
387
00:16:26,772 --> 00:16:29,108
Little bit be under
the impression
388
00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,543
that you already
broke up with him.
389
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,646
And how did he
get that impression?
390
00:16:33,712 --> 00:16:37,182
I kind of, um... Kind
of mentioned it to him.
391
00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:39,718
And how did you do that?
392
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,489
I broke up with him.
393
00:16:41,514 --> 00:16:42,880
What?! For you!
394
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:46,192
You're welcome! [Scoffs]
395
00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:51,065
You broke up with my boyfriend.
396
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:52,961
This is the stupidest
thing you've ever done!
397
00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:54,262
No, no, it's not.
398
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:57,700
Remember -for seven years,
I thought potatoes could talk.
399
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,469
Is Kerry here?
400
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,971
I haven't seen her all day,
and I need to talk to her.
401
00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:04,639
She hasn't talked to you yet?
402
00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:06,775
No. She's been avoiding me.
403
00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:10,312
I got to help you out,
you poor sap. Have a seat.
404
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,548
You don't have to do
this. I already know.
405
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,949
Okay. In her defense,
406
00:17:14,015 --> 00:17:15,718
she never meant to
fall in love with this guy.
407
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,752
There's a guy?!
408
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,887
I'll go get her.
409
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,025
Hey, Kerry, uh, listen,
Kyle's downstairs to see you,
410
00:17:24,092 --> 00:17:26,428
and he's, uh, steamed
about something.
411
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,596
I got to go downstairs
and straighten this out.
412
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:31,599
I got to tell you something
else, and I'm not proud of it.
413
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,402
You're wearing my pants.
414
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:37,372
Those are my pants.
415
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:40,442
All right! I like the
way they fit, okay?
416
00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:43,852
Now, on another note, I told
Kyle about the guy in Europe.
417
00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:45,479
What?! He grilled me!
418
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,516
Ah, there's the
dryer. I got to go.
419
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:51,186
God! This family
is out of control!
420
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:52,721
What am I gonna say to Kyle?
421
00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:53,689
I'll fix it.
422
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,090
You have done enough.
423
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,327
I'm sorry, okay? I really am.
424
00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:02,414
I guess I just didn't realize
how much you loved Kyle.
425
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,282
You do love him, right?
426
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:13,140
So, like the sunflower
that has its season,
427
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:17,578
an early frost has knocked
the hell out of you and Kerry.
428
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,781
Or something like that.
429
00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:21,149
Kyle, we need to talk.
430
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:23,117
Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got it!
431
00:18:23,325 --> 00:18:25,180
Wait!
432
00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:29,384
I'm sorry, Kerry, but
someone had to tell him.
433
00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:44,139
Hey, hey, hey!
The girly-boy's back!
434
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:45,840
It's not "Girly-boy."
435
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,777
My name is Rory
Hennessy -freshman.
436
00:18:49,347 --> 00:18:50,347
What?
437
00:18:50,348 --> 00:18:52,413
Or girly-boy. Whatever you like.
438
00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,716
No, you said "Hennessy."
Are you Bridget's brother?
439
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:57,286
Can't you see the family
resemblance? Heh heh.
440
00:18:58,219 --> 00:18:59,588
Don't hurt me.
441
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,693
Can you tell her I
think she's really hot?
442
00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:07,890
Sure. Sure. No problem.
443
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,809
So, what -you on the
swim team or something?
444
00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:30,103
It's not gonna pick itself up.
445
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:36,516
I should have told you myself.
446
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,386
It just never occurred to me
447
00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:41,923
that my whole family would
break up with you before I did.
448
00:19:41,989 --> 00:19:43,358
[Scoffs]
Yeah.
449
00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:47,428
I even had a few phone
calls from Rory last night.
450
00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:50,665
But I didn't call him back.
451
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,267
I'm sorry.
452
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:56,404
You were always so great to
me, and you're such a sweetheart.
453
00:19:56,471 --> 00:19:59,407
I just want you to know it
had nothing to do with the guy.
454
00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,009
Europe changed me.
455
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,344
[Sighs]
456
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,645
Please don't hate me.
457
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,083
I don't hate you.
458
00:20:08,149 --> 00:20:09,551
I hate Europe.
459
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,287
The whole country.
460
00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:20,095
I'll never forget you.
461
00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:23,590
I'll never forget you either.
462
00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:26,600
So, I guess this is goodbye.
463
00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:28,908
I guess.
464
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,190
[Bell rings]
465
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:38,613
This would work a lot better
466
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,183
if we didn't have
4 classes together.
467
00:20:48,023 --> 00:20:49,858
C.J., The roast is in the oven.
468
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:51,927
Dad, help them
with their homework.
469
00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:54,061
And make sure they
get to bed on time.
470
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,431
How much longer are you
gonna work on this night shift?
471
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:57,866
[Sighs] I don't know.
472
00:20:57,932 --> 00:21:00,769
But that job at school is
looking better and better.
473
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:04,338
You know -normal
hours, my own office.
474
00:21:04,405 --> 00:21:07,442
There's even a rumor they're
gonna have valet parking.
475
00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:10,712
Hey.
476
00:21:10,778 --> 00:21:11,913
Hi, gang.
477
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,249
All right, I got two
seconds. Catch me up.
478
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,883
Kyle wrote me a romantic note.
479
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:18,086
Then I broke up with
him, and then I did.
480
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,055
And I made a
friend in the shower.
481
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,791
Don't worry. We're on top of it.
482
00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:25,257
Except the friend in the shower.
483
00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:26,524
We'll look into that.
484
00:21:27,158 --> 00:21:32,783
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