All language subtitles for The Freak Brothers s02e05 Trans Trans Am.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,436 --> 00:00:19,505 [exciting rock music] 2 00:00:20,522 --> 00:00:23,058 - Will Mayor Bob Pimko win his fourth straight 3 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,627 San Francisco 500 Grand Prix, 4 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:29,431 or will a challenger finally unseat the champion? 5 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,966 Find out this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday 6 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:34,102 plus two days, so Tuesday! 7 00:00:34,169 --> 00:00:36,104 - Now back to the game. 8 00:00:36,171 --> 00:00:37,906 - Washington Commanders? 9 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,374 What happened to the Redskins? 10 00:00:39,441 --> 00:00:42,777 Are we no longer honoring our Injun history? 11 00:00:42,844 --> 00:00:45,046 - Oh, great, another interception? 12 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,347 Come on, 49ers! 13 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,783 Gosh golly flippin' fudge pops! 14 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:51,052 - Will somebody teach this man how to cuss? 15 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,288 That's just fuckin' sad. 16 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,456 [engine rumbling] 17 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,558 - Hold up! Hear that? 18 00:00:56,624 --> 00:01:00,395 Only one girl's ever made my nut sack vibrate like that: 19 00:01:00,462 --> 00:01:03,865 my old Trans Am, Betty! 20 00:01:03,932 --> 00:01:06,067 It's been 50 years. 21 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,237 I'd know that purr anywhere. 22 00:01:09,304 --> 00:01:11,573 That's her. Come on, boys. 23 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,275 [Mountain's "Mississippi Queen"] 24 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,177 My baby's getting away! 25 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,847 ? ? 26 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,281 - Whee! Ow! 27 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,951 I'm flying! 28 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,919 I'm flying! 29 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:26,888 [tires squealing] 30 00:01:26,955 --> 00:01:29,591 - ? Mississippi Queen ? 31 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,925 ? If you know what I mean ? 32 00:01:30,992 --> 00:01:32,827 - I don't see her. [sniffs] 33 00:01:32,894 --> 00:01:34,262 But I smell her! 34 00:01:34,329 --> 00:01:35,797 - ? Mississippi Queen ? 35 00:01:35,864 --> 00:01:37,499 - She's in there! 36 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:42,871 Betty, it's been 50 years. 37 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:46,107 Oh-ho-ho, I missed you, Betty. 38 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,042 The fuck? 39 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,844 Bernie? 40 00:01:50,979 --> 00:01:53,314 - ? Good, mm-hmm ? 41 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,783 ? Three brothers puffin' ? 42 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:59,754 ? And we just woke up in year 2020 ? 43 00:01:59,821 --> 00:02:01,990 - ? Roll another J and forget the day ? 44 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,792 ? Roll another J and get high ? 45 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:07,896 ? Roll another J and forget the day ? 46 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,198 ? Me and my brothers getting fried ? 47 00:02:10,265 --> 00:02:12,300 - ? The Freak Brothers ? 48 00:02:17,672 --> 00:02:21,376 - Who the hell changed Betty to Bernie? 49 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,111 And what the hell's this? 50 00:02:23,178 --> 00:02:25,847 What's with this highfalutin tranny? 51 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,516 - Tranny? Who you callin' tranny? 52 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,285 - Huh? - For your information, 53 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,587 I transitioned five years ago. 54 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:35,623 But thanks for the denigrating and dated terminology. 55 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,725 - Uh, I don't know what any of that means, 56 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:41,095 but I can't believe there's an automatic gearbox 57 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,297 in my Betty. 58 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,065 - Who the fuck are you? 59 00:02:44,132 --> 00:02:45,667 - Franklin Freek, 60 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,336 the owner of this here vehicle. 61 00:02:48,403 --> 00:02:50,038 [dramatic music] 62 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:53,007 - I own this car, and I've got the title to prove it. 63 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:55,410 - Shoot, title don't mean nothin'. 64 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,545 She'll always be mine. 65 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,014 See, I know how to handle her. 66 00:03:00,081 --> 00:03:01,149 - Him. - Her. 67 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:02,450 - Him! 68 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:04,219 - All right, how 'bout we settle this 69 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,287 with a little bet, purty lady? 70 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,256 - What you got in mind, Mutton Chops? 71 00:03:08,323 --> 00:03:10,592 - I'll bet I can beat you in a race 72 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,827 drivin' nothin' but that ole chuck wagon out there. 73 00:03:12,894 --> 00:03:14,462 - Oh, you're on. 74 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:16,898 And we race for pink slips. 75 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:20,101 [upbeat music playing] 76 00:03:20,168 --> 00:03:22,136 - ? Ya'aseh shalom ? 77 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,938 ? Ya'aseh shalom ? 78 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:26,507 ? Shalom aleinu ? 79 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:32,013 ? Ve'al kol Yisrael ? 80 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,682 - [gasps] She's amazing! 81 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:37,185 - Give it up for Lady Sinagaga. 82 00:03:37,252 --> 00:03:39,420 Wasn't she great? 83 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,589 - More like Rabbi Sinagaga. 84 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:42,991 Hoo, shalom indeed. 85 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,960 - Baby got matzo balls, right, Freddy? 86 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:47,161 Freddy? 87 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,796 - My turn! 88 00:03:48,863 --> 00:03:51,466 - Oh, honey, you might have a great set of pipes, 89 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,934 but before you get on my stage, 90 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:54,936 you gotta do something about that pipe. 91 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:58,573 - Huh? - It's a drag club, darling. 92 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,541 Here, let me help you. 93 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:05,246 Now we're cooking with schmaltz. 94 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,115 There you go, sh�fele. 95 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:08,516 - Ah, thank you. 96 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,451 [feedback squealing] 97 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,920 [upbeat music playing] 98 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:15,657 ? Ain't no man man enough for me ? 99 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,492 [cheers and applause] 100 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,861 ? Nothin' wrong with big and strong ? 101 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,830 ? But that's not all I need ? 102 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,266 - Wow! Can you believe his voice? 103 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,235 - That girl can sing. 104 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:29,671 - ? Let me say it again so you understand ? 105 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,106 ? Ain't no man man enough for me ? 106 00:04:32,173 --> 00:04:33,608 [cheers and applause] 107 00:04:33,675 --> 00:04:36,911 [upbeat rock music] 108 00:04:36,978 --> 00:04:38,880 ? ? 109 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,582 - Enjoy your last ride in her, honey. 110 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,484 - Him! 111 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,154 [engines revving, tires squealing] 112 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:50,191 ? ? 113 00:04:50,258 --> 00:04:52,327 - Damn, she's good. 114 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,329 Let's see if she can handle this. 115 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:57,131 [tires squealing] 116 00:04:57,198 --> 00:04:58,666 - [gasps] 117 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,202 I come in here for a little peace and quiet and... 118 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:03,371 What the fuck is going on? 119 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,406 - Ain't it obvious? Drag racin'. 120 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,176 - Are you insane? Pull over this instant. 121 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:10,078 - Then kiss your minivan goodbye. 122 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,414 I might've accidentally kind of... bet it. 123 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,816 - You what? 124 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,617 Don't look at me, you hayseed! 125 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,886 Look at the road! Go! Go! Go! 126 00:05:18,953 --> 00:05:20,955 ? ? 127 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:22,824 Brake! Brake! You're not gonna make this. 128 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,392 - Oh, yeah? [chuckles] 129 00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:26,561 Time for a little whale tail. 130 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,097 ? ? 131 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,499 [tires squealing] 132 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:35,570 ? ? 133 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,572 - You have to go faster. She's going faster than you. 134 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,207 Why aren't you going faster than her? 135 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,475 Just go faster! 136 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,043 [tires squealing] 137 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:43,911 ? ? 138 00:05:43,978 --> 00:05:45,413 [tires screeching] 139 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,382 - You lose, Rawhide! 140 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,384 - You fucking loser! 141 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,819 Why didn't you just go faster? 142 00:05:54,155 --> 00:05:56,124 - Girl, you slayed up there. 143 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,592 You should enter the contest. 144 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:58,926 - What contest? 145 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:01,662 - The annual drag karaoke competition 146 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,132 that takes place this Shabbas, Shabbas, Shabbas 147 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,700 plus three days, so Tuesday. 148 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:08,169 Winner gets $1,000. 149 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:09,570 That's a lot of shekels. 150 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,106 - Oh, I just sing 'cause it feels nice. 151 00:06:12,173 --> 00:06:13,908 - 1,000 clams? We're in. 152 00:06:13,975 --> 00:06:16,477 - Can you recommend a good back waxer? 153 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,547 [funky music] 154 00:06:19,614 --> 00:06:22,950 - Can't believe I got beat by a dang girl. 155 00:06:23,017 --> 00:06:25,286 Sorry I lost your chuck wagon, Harper. 156 00:06:25,353 --> 00:06:27,655 - Ugh, that race got into my veins. 157 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:30,224 The hairpin turns, the smell of gasoline. 158 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:33,194 I can't go back to Costco runs and piano lesson drop-offs. 159 00:06:33,261 --> 00:06:35,496 Now go set up a rematch, loser! 160 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,532 ? ? 161 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,800 - You barely beat me, lady, 162 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,969 and I was in a dang stagecoach. 163 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:45,072 - [chuckles] Whatever helps you sleep, Cowboy. 164 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:47,642 - Eh, come on, let me buy my Betty back. 165 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,944 Do you accept payment, perchance, 166 00:06:50,011 --> 00:06:53,614 in the form of wicker furniture and skunk weed? 167 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,217 - Sorry, Bernie has moved on. 168 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:59,420 - Bernie? Who names a purrin' puma Bernie? 169 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:03,124 Everyone knows beautiful cars are always named after a girl. 170 00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:06,194 - Bernie was my name before I transitioned. 171 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,796 - Y-you say transmissioned? 172 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:11,165 - From my assigned sex at birth. 173 00:07:11,232 --> 00:07:13,167 I was born male. Hello! 174 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:16,270 [disco music] 175 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:20,074 ? ? 176 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:22,076 - Oh, my God. 177 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:24,278 This is fuckin' great. 178 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:26,013 I didn't lose to a girl! 179 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,382 - Okay, I think we're done here. 180 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,853 It's been a pleasure taking your soccer mom-mobile. 181 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,721 - If you wanna win the Grand Prix, 182 00:07:33,788 --> 00:07:36,624 check out that oil residue on the cylinder heads. 183 00:07:36,691 --> 00:07:39,227 You have a leaky gearbox. 184 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,395 - Ooh, you know your stuff, Ten Gallon. 185 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,931 I might regret this, but... 186 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:46,734 you wanna be close to Bernie, you can be my mechanic. 187 00:07:46,801 --> 00:07:49,804 - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 188 00:07:49,871 --> 00:07:51,939 You will not regret this, Mister. 189 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:53,074 - It's Miss. 190 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,710 - Right, right, Miss. Right, Miss. Yeah. 191 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,812 My apologies, sir... uh, ma'am. 192 00:07:57,879 --> 00:08:00,815 Uh, shit, I'm gonna just stop talkin' now. 193 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:03,150 [COM 1] 194 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,119 [funky music] 195 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,587 - Did you replace the torsion bar? 196 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,589 What's taking so long? 197 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,491 - Havin' a little trouble findin' it. 198 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:14,295 - Probably not the first time you've said that to a lady. Ha! 199 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:16,330 - I'm havin' trouble findin' a lot of things 200 00:08:16,397 --> 00:08:17,932 with all these mods. 201 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:20,535 Fins, spoilers, aftermarket parts. 202 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,003 She's a mess. 203 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,572 - Ugh, I don't need some macho grease monkey 204 00:08:24,639 --> 00:08:26,507 mansplaining what parts go where. 205 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,175 Socket wrench, please. 206 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:30,478 - Do not listen to this woman, Betty. 207 00:08:30,545 --> 00:08:31,946 - Bernie! 208 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:33,247 - Huh. [whispering] Betty. 209 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:36,083 [dramatic music] 210 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:37,685 - Let's see what we're workin' with. 211 00:08:37,752 --> 00:08:39,921 Come on out, Freddy! 212 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,289 - Ta-da! 213 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,224 Dolly Freekowtski! 214 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:44,425 [record scratches] 215 00:08:44,492 --> 00:08:46,193 [upbeat music playing] 216 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:49,363 ? Ain't no man man enough for me ? 217 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:50,598 - Cut! 218 00:08:50,665 --> 00:08:52,133 Saggy ass. 219 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,367 - Saggy boobs. 220 00:08:53,434 --> 00:08:54,502 - Saggy sack. 221 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:55,736 And Dolly Parton? 222 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,004 She's older than us. 223 00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:58,873 Not gonna work. - He's right. 224 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:01,342 You gotta be young, thin, pretty 225 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:04,312 like somebody Adam Levine would have an affair with. 226 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,713 Oh, Dua Lipa! 227 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,181 - Who's Dua Labia? 228 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:08,549 - Dua Labia. 229 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,017 That's perfect. 230 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:11,319 Two lips. 231 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,521 [dramatic music] 232 00:09:13,588 --> 00:09:14,722 [blowtorch crackling] 233 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:16,090 - Harper! [chuckles] 234 00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:17,925 Loving the new race car hobby. 235 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,861 Just thought we could have a quick chat 236 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,731 before making any more changes to my Prius. 237 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,367 Maybe we could... 238 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:28,669 Oh! 239 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,806 - Time for a test-drive. 240 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,541 [Mountain's "Mississippi Queen"] 241 00:09:33,608 --> 00:09:35,943 ? ? 242 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:39,080 - Not bad. Okay, try a hard turn here. 243 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,214 [tires squealing] 244 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:42,350 Mm-hmm, I would have gone with trail braking there, 245 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,718 but pretty impressive. 246 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,686 - Trail braking? 247 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,655 Oh, she knows about trail braking. 248 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:49,557 [laughs] 249 00:09:49,624 --> 00:09:51,926 [tires squealing] 250 00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:56,797 - Cocksucker can drive. 251 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:59,333 This guy is too good. Call Sheldon. 252 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,303 - Sheldon? Are... are you sure, sir? 253 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:05,306 - Who has the computerized voice of authority? 254 00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:06,207 Both: You do. 255 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,142 - Right. Call fucking Sheldon. 256 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,610 [bones crack] - [groans] 257 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,878 - Ha-ha-ha. 258 00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:12,246 [siren wailing] 259 00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:14,215 - Shit. The cops. 260 00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:18,653 - Officer Sheldon, 261 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,855 San Francisco Sensitivity Police. 262 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,456 - Sensitivity Police? 263 00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:23,791 - License, please. 264 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:25,526 - Of course, sir. - Sir? 265 00:10:25,593 --> 00:10:27,862 That's a Code 86 violation, assuming my gender. 266 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,997 Please step out of the vehicle. 267 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,767 - Uh, is there a problem, man? 268 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,302 - First sir, now man. That's it. 269 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,538 I'm booking you for resisting progress. 270 00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:39,740 - You takin' me to prison? 271 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,108 - Worse. 272 00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:43,511 [bell rings] 273 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:46,313 I'm Officer Sheldon of the Sensitivity PD... 274 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,049 He, him, her, they... 275 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,051 And you are all here because what you've done 276 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,552 is worse than illegal. 277 00:10:51,619 --> 00:10:53,220 It's offensive! 278 00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:55,656 - I'm just wonderin' how long this gonna take. 279 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,224 I got a race comin' up. 280 00:10:57,291 --> 00:11:00,394 - Not unless you pass this course, you don't! 281 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:03,898 - Hey Two-Ton, what the heck's goin' on here? 282 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,499 - It's Mayor Pimko. 283 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:07,902 He's putting all the good racers in this class 284 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,037 so we'll miss the Grand Prix. 285 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,605 - [clears throat] - Which is on land 286 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,074 previously occupied by the Pomo, 287 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,776 Cahuilla, Chumash, Maidu and Mojave tribes! 288 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:18,679 [dramatic music] 289 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,248 - Huh, heh, that looks good. 290 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,350 Can I maybe have some chili too? 291 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,685 - No, Fatty! 292 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,121 How many girdles do you gotta break until you get it? 293 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:28,823 - You just lost yourself an olive. 294 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,357 - This sucks! 295 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:33,828 I wanna be Dolly Freekowtski, not Dua Labia. 296 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,363 - We have sacrificed everything for you! 297 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,200 So chew on your salad, spit it in the bucket, 298 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,736 and be grateful you have friends looking after you! 299 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,070 [both spit] [bucket clangs] 300 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,305 - Guys, funny story. 301 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,140 I'm at AutoZone, and I tell the guy 302 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,242 I need a 3/4 inch ball joint splitter, 303 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:50,745 and he hands me a custom Marconi strap fitter. 304 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:55,216 [laughing] Are you serious? 305 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:58,486 - That seems like it might be a very amusing anecdote 306 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,788 if I knew anything about cars. 307 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,592 - Well, my sister's officially insane. 308 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,094 How's the racing going for you? - It ain't. 309 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,830 I'm stuck in this dang sensitivity class. 310 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,399 Pimko's got half the racing teams in there. 311 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,635 - Well, that doesn't sound very legal to me. 312 00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:17,037 - Worse. It... it's offensive. 313 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,106 - They're nabbing racers for not being progressive? 314 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,375 I gotta let them know I'm married to a Black man! 315 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:24,979 [dramatic music] 316 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,848 [tires squealing] 317 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:31,852 Honey, jump in the window. The doors are inoperable. 318 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,721 - Mom, are you serious right now? 319 00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:35,055 [siren wailing] 320 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,423 - Sensitivity Police! 321 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,626 Shut off your engine. [engine stops] 322 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:39,960 - Hi, Officer. 323 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:43,097 Harper Switzer. I'm extremely sensitive. 324 00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:45,366 I actually named my car after my husband, 325 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,235 who, as you can see, happens to be Black. 326 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,738 - Happens to be Black? 327 00:12:50,805 --> 00:12:52,006 Offensive! 328 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,409 ? ? 329 00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:57,111 - What the hell am I doing here? 330 00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:58,412 I'm married to a Black guy. 331 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,047 - What the hell am I doing here? 332 00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:02,516 I am a Black guy. 333 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,121 - Whoa, how the hell they get you? 334 00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:10,491 - I, uh... I accidentally deadnamed myself. 335 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:12,293 Ugh, fucking Pimko. 336 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,129 That skunk'll stop at nothing to win another title. 337 00:13:15,196 --> 00:13:16,263 - We gotta get out of here. 338 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,365 The race is in a couple of days. 339 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:21,802 Officer Sheldon, what do you got against me, dude? 340 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,704 - I do not like you. 341 00:13:23,771 --> 00:13:26,407 You are a relic of the past. 342 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,075 - The past, huh? 343 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,710 Heck, I am the past. 344 00:13:29,777 --> 00:13:32,413 And that's how I'm identifyin' from now back. 345 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,782 I identify as past. 346 00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,584 My tense was past. 347 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,053 Please used the past tense 348 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,722 when you talked to me from then on. 349 00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:43,724 - What are you talking about? 350 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,159 - What was I talking about? 351 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:47,294 - You're a nitwit. - Was a nitwit. 352 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:48,929 Please don't present-tense me. 353 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,498 - I do not accept the way you identify! 354 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,935 [speaking in tongues] 355 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,204 [siren wailing] 356 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,307 - Officer Sheldon, that's a violation of Code 108C, 357 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,843 failure to accept a person's preferred identity. 358 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,578 Consider yourself canceled. 359 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:07,615 - We're free, y'all! [people cheering] 360 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,149 - Suck a dick, Sheldon! 361 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,452 [tense music] 362 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,686 [air hisses] 363 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:14,388 ? ? 364 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:17,191 - Why have you disturbed my slumber? 365 00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:19,059 - Sorry, uh, Lord Mayor. 366 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,794 I'm afraid we have some, uh... 367 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,830 Well, it's... it's bad news. 368 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:25,766 - Uh, Officer Sheldon has fallen. 369 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,468 Please, please show us mercy. 370 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,903 - Yeah, man, please... - Please. 371 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,304 - Don't choke us to death. 372 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,739 Don't shove anything up our ass. 373 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:32,973 - What? - Huh? Was that... 374 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,208 I... I was just saying, like, don't. 375 00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:35,976 - Well, speak for yourself. 376 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,711 - Don't just stand there. 377 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,079 Fuck them up. 378 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,549 Sabotage. Sabotage. Sabotage. 379 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,386 [upbeat rock music] 380 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,621 - Looking good. Makin' great time, Mary. 381 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,356 Don't forget to punch it in the Castro. 382 00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:51,592 - On it. - Ooh, hot damn! 383 00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,193 [engine revving] 384 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,029 - Oh, shit! Cripple! 385 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,031 I mean handicapped! 386 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,000 [tires squealing] 387 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:08,142 - My God, are you okay... Betty? 388 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,877 She's all dinged up. 389 00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,779 What the hell'd you do to her? 390 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:14,982 - What did I do? Didn't you see what happened? 391 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,617 - Are you... you good? You ok... are you... 392 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:17,584 - How you feelin'? 393 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:20,087 - Being Bob Pimko's brother sucks. 394 00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,789 Now give me my forty bucks. 395 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:25,292 Ugh, I gotta find a better way to make a living. 396 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,494 - Well, maybe if you'd made different choices, 397 00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:28,896 you might've been able to avoid it. 398 00:15:28,963 --> 00:15:30,965 - What's that supposed to mean? 399 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,866 - Well, it ain't exactly a secret. 400 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,735 All that body modification 401 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:37,805 was bound to take its toll on the ole gal. 402 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,873 - [laughs] Here it comes. 403 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,842 Go on, I want to hear this. 404 00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,644 - Okay, fine. Here it is. 405 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:46,680 You don't fuck with original parts! 406 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,148 - [scoffs] Wow. 407 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,616 You know, if that's how you feel, 408 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,885 maybe we shouldn't be teammates. 409 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,121 - Fine with me. We're done. 410 00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:55,823 - Good with me. - Better with me. 411 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,091 - Dick. 412 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,792 - You're... oh, you're going this way. 413 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:01,695 Well, I'm not doing the awkward walk thing with you. 414 00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:03,230 Ladies first. 415 00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:11,571 Fucker! Ah! 416 00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:15,876 - [whimpers] 417 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:18,345 [sadly] ? I'm the life of the party ? 418 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,048 ? We're drinking Bacardi ? 419 00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:22,950 ? P-poppin' bottles in the back ? 420 00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:24,952 ? Of my Ferrari ? 421 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:27,454 - I need more energy, D-Labia. 422 00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:30,190 And we're smiling and we're singing 423 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,694 and we're dancing and we're happy, happy, happy! 424 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,229 - Yeah, you slob! 425 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,432 No one likes a sourpuss with big titties. 426 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:42,703 - But I haven't eaten in 19 hours. 427 00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:46,607 [moans] 428 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,742 - [as Buffalo Bill] It sings the song, 429 00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:51,111 it gets the cupcake. 430 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,679 - [sighs] 431 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,348 Okay, sorry. 432 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:57,651 ? I... I'm the life of the party ? 433 00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,753 [sobs] - Om, nom, nom, nom, nom. 434 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,923 - Fuck, I've never seen Freddy this sad. 435 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,558 Maybe we're being too hard on him. 436 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,594 - You're missing a hell of cupcake, Freddy! 437 00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:10,497 - Ugh, Harper is so into racing, 438 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:12,599 I can't remember the last time she let me 439 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,868 take a pumice stone to her feet. 440 00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:17,438 - No offense, but you're just talking about your wife. 441 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,441 I may never see my Betty again. 442 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,210 - [sarcastically] Sorry for being insensitive. 443 00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:25,612 - Just try to think before you speak. 444 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,448 [knock at door] 445 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,817 Whoa. What the hell happened to you? 446 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,152 - Turns out, I broke my foot in that wreck. 447 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,021 - No shit. 448 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:36,123 You know, as I tried to tell you, 449 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:38,292 metaphoratically, maybe you should've 450 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,927 stuck with the original parts. 451 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,697 - Ugh! Jesus, you are such a fucking dinosaur. 452 00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:46,100 - What? No. I didn't mean it like that. 453 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,469 I... I was talkin' about the car. 454 00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:51,772 - [sighs] 455 00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:55,809 Listen, we can't let that evil Stephen Hawking motherfucker 456 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:56,944 win again this year. 457 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,213 I'm thinking you could drive Bernie in the race. 458 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,582 - [chuckling] Well, yee-fuckin'-haw! 459 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,584 Hell yeah, I will! [laughs] 460 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,453 - Well, all fuckin' right! Whoo! 461 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,455 - On one condition: 462 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,291 and if I win, you change Bernie back to Betty, 463 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,427 just as she came off the assembly line. 464 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:15,262 - What? No way! 465 00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:16,663 - Deal or no deal? 466 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,333 - Fine. Deal. It's just a car. 467 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,934 - You don't mean that. 468 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,336 [dramatic music] 469 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,873 - And now, ladies and gentlemen... 470 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,041 and ladies who were gentlemen 471 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,244 and gentlemen who were ladies 472 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,579 and ladies dressed as gentlemen 473 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:33,981 and gentlemen dressed as... 474 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,082 - Get on with it! 475 00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:37,184 - Dua Labia! 476 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:40,420 [cheers and applause] 477 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,557 Dua Labia, you have five minutes to make your way 478 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:46,760 to the main stage, or your position is forfeit. 479 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,663 - Freddy? - Freddy! 480 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,734 Freddy, what are you doing? 481 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,636 They're about to disqualify your ass. 482 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,238 - [sniffles] My tummy's all squozed up, 483 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,673 I'm starving, 484 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,976 and these Jimmy Choos are three sizes too small. 485 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,212 It ain't fun. 486 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:07,447 - [sighs] That's on me. 487 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,483 I've been ridin' yo' ass like one of those stage moms 488 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,251 on "Toddlers & Tiaras." 489 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,819 That's a damn good show, though. 490 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,255 - But I don't wanna let you guys down. 491 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,723 - We let you down. 492 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,625 What you need to do is go up there 493 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,694 and be your authentic self. 494 00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:23,730 - Are you sure? - You do you, Freddy. 495 00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:25,165 - Okay! 496 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,400 - Oh! 497 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736 - Ladies and gentlemen 498 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:32,206 and ladies who were gentlemen... oh, forget it. 499 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,507 Your attention, please. 500 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,576 There's been a change to the program. 501 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,545 Please put your hands together for... Hizzo! 502 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,414 [cheers and applause] 503 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,383 [funky music playing] 504 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:47,254 ? ? 505 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,889 - ? Don't hate on me ? 506 00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:50,991 ? If my stomach's flopping loose ? 507 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:52,960 ? And my ass leaves you amused ? 508 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,529 ? 'Cause it brings in revenues ? 509 00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:56,797 - What the hell is he doing? 510 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,565 - He's being his authentic self. 511 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,667 - Who the fuck wants to see that? 512 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,836 - ? Don't hate on me ? 513 00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:05,138 ? If I'm dancing and enthused ? 514 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,940 ? I ain't takin' your abuse ? 515 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:09,042 ? Now please pass the chocolate mousse ? 516 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,877 ? Mama eat ? 517 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,847 [cheers and applause] 518 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,816 ? ? 519 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,851 - Uh-uh-uh. That's right, bitch. Get it. 520 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:20,087 ? Mm, uh-uh-uh, that your breath ? 521 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,288 ? Is so damn stank ? 522 00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:23,156 ? And your booty just ah-ah-ah ? 523 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,058 ? ? 524 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,594 [cheers and applause] 525 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,764 - And the winner of the Dragoff Contest 526 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,933 is... Hizzo! 527 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,735 - Yas, queen! 528 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,371 - [sobbing] 529 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,206 I'm a lucky girl. 530 00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:40,641 [sniffs] 531 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,676 I gotta put these in water. 532 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,478 - Welcome, race fans, 533 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,514 to the San Francisco Grand Prix 534 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,284 on a beautiful Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday! 535 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,552 Today is Tuesday, right? 536 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,655 I gotta pick my kid up later. 537 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,757 Introducing our racers: 538 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,559 Grammy nominee Schoolboy Q 539 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,063 and his calorically blessed bodyguard Two-Ton! 540 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:06,933 Feckless apartheid profiteer Elon Musk! 541 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,971 She's married to a Black man, Harper Switzer! 542 00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:16,443 The Skin Lasso from El Paso, Freewheelin' Franklin Freek! 543 00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:19,713 And finally, introducing the soon-to-be 544 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,082 four-time Grand Prix champion 545 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:25,018 and the man who pays my salary, 546 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:28,622 Mayor Bob Pimko! 547 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,025 - Game on, bitches. 548 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,528 - Franklin's like a brother, but the mayor fights dirty, 549 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,863 so I'm bettin' it all on Pimko. 550 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:40,200 Fuck him in the ass! No lube, baby! 551 00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:41,735 - 25 bucks for a light beer? 552 00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,704 How's the average cat supposed to afford this? 553 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,472 This country's going to shit. 554 00:21:45,539 --> 00:21:46,673 [engine revving] 555 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,909 - Okay, headset's on. Check, check. 556 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,377 Should we do a feel-good cheer, honey? 557 00:21:50,444 --> 00:21:51,611 - Oh, don't you fucking "honey" me. 558 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,647 We are in race mode. 559 00:21:53,714 --> 00:21:55,449 I swear, Noah, I... - And headset's off. 560 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,184 - Okay, that's sad. 561 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,485 Franklin, do you read me? 562 00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:00,320 - Copy that. 563 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,122 Hey, Harp! Good luck! 564 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:04,224 - Hey, Frank! Fuck you! 565 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:05,492 [engines revving] 566 00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:07,227 [lights beeping] 567 00:22:07,294 --> 00:22:08,428 [tires squealing] 568 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,097 - And they're off! 569 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,298 - Franklin, listen up. 570 00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:12,999 Pimko plays it dirty off the line. 571 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:14,067 Hang back. 572 00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:15,135 Let him thin the field. 573 00:22:15,202 --> 00:22:16,470 Then make your move. 574 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,139 - Thanks, hon, but this ain't my first rodeo. 575 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:22,109 [exciting rock music] 576 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,076 ? ? 577 00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:24,344 [gunshot] 578 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,146 [tires screeching] 579 00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:28,682 [explosion] 580 00:22:28,749 --> 00:22:31,385 Jesus, he's already playing dirty. 581 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,286 - Well, imagine that. 582 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,690 - Ooh, some brilliant cheating from Mayor Pimko! 583 00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:38,091 You know who else cheats? 584 00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,960 My wife! 585 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,962 ? ? 586 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,132 - Amber, sweetie, I have plenty of time to send a dick pic. 587 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,533 This baby's on autopilot, 588 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,902 which works perfectlyyyyyy! 589 00:22:48,969 --> 00:22:49,836 [explosion] 590 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:52,305 - Oh! Down goes Musk! 591 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,076 He crashed harder than the stock price of Twitter! 592 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:57,811 - You're coming up on the Lombard stairs. 593 00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,980 Watch out for a Pimko ambush. 594 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,883 - Ain't nobody gonna ambush me, darlin'. 595 00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,619 - We're gainin' on them, Q! 596 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,820 - Hey, man, I don't give a shit. 597 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,622 This race is your thing, fat-ass. 598 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,157 - Deploy countermeasures. 599 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,392 ? ? 600 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,560 [both grunt] 601 00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:15,061 - Franklin, look out! 602 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:18,165 - Fuck! What are those, bowling balls? 603 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,700 [tires squealing] 604 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,703 - And there goes our diversity! 605 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,674 - Damn, Q, those boys can roll. What we do now? 606 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,876 - Call the lucky motherfuckin' chopper to make a pickup. 607 00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:32,045 - I told you he'd try to ambush you. 608 00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:33,613 Oh, he's a cis snake. 609 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,651 - [juddering] Everything's under control. 610 00:23:38,552 --> 00:23:40,620 [engines revving, tires squealing] 611 00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:45,158 - He's blockin' us out. 612 00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:46,693 Harper, can you hear me? 613 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,261 - Hey! Stay off my channel! 614 00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:51,765 - The shitbag keeps winning by knocking us off one by one. 615 00:23:51,832 --> 00:23:55,001 If we stick together, we have a chance. 616 00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:56,703 - I'm listening. - O... okay. 617 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,238 I... I gotta ride your bumper. 618 00:23:58,305 --> 00:24:00,140 - I think I know where you're going with this. 619 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,242 - Okay, I'm on your ass. 620 00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:04,177 Let me just slide in there. 621 00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,712 Gently. Gently! 622 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,481 - Oh, yeah. A little more, Franklin. 623 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,049 That's it. Get in my ass. 624 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,650 - Hey, guys. [chuckles nervously] 625 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,586 Anything going on I should be aware of? 626 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,221 - All right, Harp. Brake! 627 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,256 [tires screeching] 628 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:19,693 - Hey. That is cheating. 629 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:21,561 [whirring] 630 00:24:22,429 --> 00:24:24,431 - Aah! [crowd gasps] 631 00:24:24,498 --> 00:24:27,234 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Aah! 632 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,635 For the record, Franklin, 633 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:30,136 I had planned to double-cross you. 634 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:34,040 Now take that E.T.-lookin' motherfucker down! 635 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:35,742 ? ? 636 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,511 - And then there were two! 637 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,246 Gorgeous Bob Pimko 638 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:42,082 and unemployed burden to the state, 639 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,384 Franklin Freek! 640 00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,952 - God damn it! 641 00:24:46,019 --> 00:24:48,355 The I-talian race car is too damn fast. 642 00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:49,656 I can't get past him. 643 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:51,791 - Hit the nitro boost! 644 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,627 - This car wasn't built to handle 645 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,328 that much extra horsepower. 646 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:56,596 She'll tip over. 647 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,998 - No, he won't. 648 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,233 The spoiler I added will stabilize him. 649 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,602 - That's what you'd do if you were in this seat? 650 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,204 - Yes! [feedback squeals] 651 00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:11,044 ? ? 652 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,713 - They're neck and neck 653 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,582 and approaching the finish line! 654 00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:18,184 - Break if off in his asshole! 655 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,087 [tires squealing] 656 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:26,126 - No, no, no, no, no. 657 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,828 - Oh, no, the man who pays my salary 658 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,698 has soared off course! 659 00:25:31,765 --> 00:25:33,533 - Amsterdam by morning. 660 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,635 Hashish and hookers. 661 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,037 - Holy shit! 662 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,873 Your winner is Franklin Freek! 663 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:42,042 Pending of course, Bob Pimko invalidating the results 664 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,344 and declaring himself the winner. 665 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:46,012 - No! 666 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:48,682 Franklin picks today not to be a loser? 667 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,151 How selfish can you get? 668 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,587 [upbeat music] 669 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,823 - Whoo! We did it! Whoo-hoo! 670 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,626 Well, that was some great driving out there, Cowboy. 671 00:25:59,693 --> 00:26:01,394 You know, we make a darn good team. 672 00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,730 - Yep, I reckon we do. 673 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,399 - Well, a deal's a deal. 674 00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:09,936 Bernie, you're gonna transition back to Betty now. 675 00:26:11,371 --> 00:26:14,007 - Actually, no, he ain't. 676 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:17,577 Betty became Bernie, and he's never been happier. 677 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:20,413 And he just won the Grand Prix. 678 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,515 Maybe, uh... 679 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,918 Well, maybe you know what's best. 680 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,320 - Really? I don't know what to say. 681 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:30,290 - Mm, say you'll give me Harper's minivan back. 682 00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:31,358 - Give you? 683 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,326 I'll pay you to take that loser cruiser 684 00:26:33,393 --> 00:26:35,128 the hell out of my garage. 685 00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:40,567 - Nice titties. 686 00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:42,002 - Nice boner. - [chuckles] 687 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,837 It's, uh... why, that's... 688 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:46,606 You know, it's just from, uh, winning the race. 689 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:47,874 - Sure, it is, Cowboy. 690 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,443 - Congratulations on winning the race. 691 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:53,546 - Thank you, ma'am. Uh, that's very kind. 692 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:56,616 If you'll excuse me, I gotta go get her number. 693 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:59,285 [laughs] 694 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:02,555 - ? I've been to Dallas and New Orleans ? 695 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,190 [upbeat music] 696 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:06,459 ? Down where the country air ? 697 00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:08,761 ? Makes 'em all hot and mean ? 698 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:11,097 ? Cowboys, policemen ? 699 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:13,466 ? Miners, and marines ? 700 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:16,235 ? They all got one thing in common ? 701 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,038 ? Goin' steady isn't an option ? 702 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:23,476 ? Ain't no man man enough for me ? 703 00:27:23,543 --> 00:27:25,512 ? You can bend me over like a horny bulldozer ? 704 00:27:25,579 --> 00:27:27,247 ? But that's not all I need ? 705 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,216 ? He could be hung, give me a lung ? 706 00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:33,019 ? Send me on a spending spree ? 707 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,054 ? But I'm never too proud to say it out loud ? 708 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,457 ? Ain't no man man enough for me ? 709 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:40,126 ? ? 710 00:27:40,193 --> 00:27:42,362 ? ? 711 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,931 ? Ain't no, ain't no ? 712 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,666 ? Ain't no man ? 713 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,268 ? Ain't no, ain't no ? 714 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,637 ? Ain't no man ? 715 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,107 ? Ain't no, ain't no ? 716 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,109 ? Ain't no man ? 717 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,644 ? Ain't no, ain't no ? 718 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:01,714 ? Ain't no man ? 719 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,716 ? ? 720 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:08,316 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49141

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.