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(?�Love�As�A�Weapon�?
by�Little�Scream)
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?�I�was�putting�on�my�raincoat�?
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?�When�I�saw�myself�again�?
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?�I�was�thinking�about
how�I�felt�?
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?�When�you�fooled
my�heart�again�??
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-�Okay,�pros.
-�He's�very�cute.
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-�Yes,�but�he�has�no�desire
to�have�sex�with�us
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which�is�great.
-�Is�it?
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00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,857
-�It's�way�less�messy.
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-�Hmm...
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Pro,�he's�a�dentist.
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-�I�don't�know.
-�What?
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-�I�mean,�aren't�dentists,�like,
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the�most�suicidal�people
in�the�world?
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-�I�think�that's�Finnish�people.
-�I�heard�a�statistic.
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-�I'm�putting�dentist
in�the�pro�column.
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-�Cute,�no�desire
to�have�sex�with�us,
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dentist.�That's�all
we�have�so�far?
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-�Oh,�he�gave�us
the�friend�discount
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which�means�he's�generous.
That's�a�pro.
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-�Generous.�Okay,�cons.
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-�Suicidal.
-�We�don't�know�that!
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-�We�don't�not�know�that.
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And�we�don't�want�our�kids
traumatized�by�a�father�who...
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(clicks�tongue)
You�know?
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-�What�is�wrong�with�you?
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-�I�don't�know,
I�think�I'm�nervous.
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I�mean,�look�at�them,
they're�just�so�perfect.
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-�That's�social�media.
It's�not�real.
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The�point�is�to�look�perfect.
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-�So�it's�a�lie.
They're�liars.�That's�a�con.
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-�No!�It's�just
a�greatest�hits�list.
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They�leave�out�the�bad�parts.
-�Like�the�sadism.
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-�What�are�you�talking�about?
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-�That�movie�with
the�killer�plant
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where�Steve�Martin
was�a�sadistic�dentist.
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-�Please,�not�today.
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If�you're�going�to�be
this�weird�today,
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they're�not�going
to�give�us�their�sperm.
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-�I�can't�help�it.
The�seasons�are�changing.
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I�feel�too�much.
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-�Here,�just�write
a�poem�about�it.
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-�Are�they�making
a�pro�and�con�list�about�us?
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-�What?
No!�We're�perfect.
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-�Are�we?
-�What�do�you�mean?
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-�Do�you�think
they're�going�to�ask
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to�see�my�credit�score?
-�I�mean,�maybe,
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he�sensed�your
financial�stability
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and�that's�why�he�gave�you
a�discount�for�your�tooth!
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-�And�how�is�that�tooth?
Any�sharp�edges?
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-�It's�so�smooth,
I�don't�feel�a�thing.
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-�You�must�be�Nico.
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Oh,�yes�to�sperm,
no�to�handshakes.�Okay.
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(chuckling)
Uh...�So,�you're�a�psychologist?
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-�Hmm.
-�That�is�such�a�great�balance
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for�a�dentist.
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-�Why?
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-�Oh,�because�you�know,
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uh,�dentistry...
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-�We're�so�glad
you�two�could�come.
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-�They're�a�little�bit
older�than�I�imagined.
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-�Not�long�in�the�tooth,�though.
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(quietly):�They�have
great�gums,�okay?
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Very�strong.
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-�We�can�hear�you,
by�the�way.
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-�And�what�about�Anna's
cute�aggression?
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-�My�what�aggression?
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-�You�broke�your�tooth
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due�to�an�attack
of�cute�aggression.
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That's�the�psychological�term.
-�Mmm.
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-�So�who's�to�say
you�won't�crush�a�baby
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with�your�love?�I�mean,
that�wouldn't�be�very...�cute.
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-�Oh,�my�god!
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-�Anna�would�never
crush�a�baby.
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-�Well,�how�can�we�be�sure?
-�Uh,�Nico�likes�to�be
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sure�about�things.
-�Yeah,�well,�Khalil�believes
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in�huge�leaps�of�faith.
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-�Well,�that's�what
believing�is.
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-�What?
-�A�leap�of�faith.
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-�Hmm.�Khalil�tends�to�leap
without�looking�at�all.
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-�Nico?
-�Mm-hmm?
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-�You�said�you'd�be�open.
You�know�how�much
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this�means�to�me.
-�I�want�to�be�thorough.
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I�don't�want�you�disappointed
like�the�last�time.
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You�were�so�down.
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-�See?
-�You�promised�you'd�try.
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You�promised�you'd�try.
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(sighs)
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-�You're�right.�I'm�sorry.
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We're�very�excited
by�your�proposal
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to�co-parent
our�mutual�offspring.
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I�brought�along�copies
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of�our�financial
and�medical�records.
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-�Oh!
-�You�didn't?
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Here's�a�copy�of�our
custody�agreement�template
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courtesy�of�our�lawyer.
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-�Wow.
-�Over�to�you.
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-�Um,�for�such
an�important�decision,
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you�know,�one�so�biological
in�nature,
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getting�out�of�our�heads
and�into�our�bodies
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in�an�attempt�to�feel�out
the�connection
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is�just�more�aligned
with�our�future
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mothering...�approach.
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-�Wow.
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That's�beautiful.
-�Rosa's�a�poet.
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-�Oh,�artistic.�That's�good.
-�Oh!
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-�Okay,�so�I�have�science,
you�have�arts.
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And�Nico�has�interpersonal
skills.
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And�what�about�you,�Anna?
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-�Oh,�Anna�has�fashion.
-�Fashion�what?
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-�I'm�a�stylist.
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-�Also�very�creative.
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-�So�who�would�be�carrying?
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-�I�mean,
ideally,�we�both�would.
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-�At�the�same�time?
-�This�is�great.
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-�Isn't�this�great,�honey?
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I'm�feeling�a�yes!
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-�We�haven't�talked
about�health,
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religion,�education,
finances,�like...
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-�I�mean,�if�everybody
talked�about�those�things
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before�having�babies,
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there�would�be�no�babies,
right?
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-�I...�No.
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I...
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I'm�feeling...
(grunts)
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-�Um,�uh,�sometimes
he�just�needs�to�give
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his�feelings�a�little�space.
You�know?
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-�I�get�that,
my�parents�are�both�therapists.
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-�Oh,�and�you�turned�out�okay?
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-�Uh,�yeah!
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-�That�blonde�one
is�just�so�blonde.
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At�least,�Nazira
was�Lebanese�like�you.
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-�We�don't�even�know�which�one
is�going�to�get�pregnant.
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Plus,�Rosa's�mixed.
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If�Anna�gets�pregnant,
our�baby�will�be�mixed.
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It's�a�new�world.
Let's�embrace�it.
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-�It's�just,�it's�not
feeling�very�official.
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-�I�don't�want�making
a�family�to�be�official.
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Besides,�a�surrogate
would�cost�us�a�fortune
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and�there's�no�guarantee.
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Adoption�could�take�forever.
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And�I�want�moms�in�the�picture.
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Breastfeeding
is�the�number�one�way
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to�promote�optimal�jaw�growth
and�healthy�teeth.
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-�Okay,�well,�maybe�we�should
go�for�ones�that�are�a�bit,
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you�know,�younger.
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-�Oh,�are�we�really�going
to�be�those�sexist�pigs
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who�just�want�a�woman
in�their�20s?
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Do�you�remember�how
devastated�I�was
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when�Nazira�pulled�the�plug?
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-�Of�course,�I�do.
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-�And�then�these�two�lovelies,
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they�show�up�in�my�practice
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and�they�made�me�a�card.
A�card,�Nico.
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It's�fate.�It�has�to�be.
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I�say�we�take�a�chance.
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Huh?�Yeah?
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Jump.
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(gentle�music)
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-�That�contract�better
be�airtight.
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-�Yeah,�of�course.
Yes,�yes,�yes.
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Yeah,�we'll�do�it?�Okay.
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A�poet,�a�dentist,
a�stylist,�and�a�psychologist
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make�some�babies.
(gasps)
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-�Really?
-�Yeah!
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-�That's�amazing.
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(nervous�chuckling)
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-�Oh...�Okay.
-�Yes!
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-�Mmm�'kay.
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Sss...
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so...
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Do�you�live�in�a�house
or�a�condo?
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I�assume�at�your�age,
you�must�own.
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-�You�know,
it's�kind�of�a�funny�story.
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(funk�music)
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-�It's�settled�then.
You�guys�have�to�stay�with�us
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until�you�find�something.
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(Rosa�and�Anna�giggling)
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Yeah,�duh!
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-�Thank�you!
-�Wow.
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(excited�giggling)
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-�Oh...
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I'm�so�excited.
-�Yay!
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(laughing)
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(rhythmic�music)
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