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(?�Love�As�A�Weapon�?
by�Little�Scream)
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00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,236
?�I�was�putting�on�my�raincoat�?
3
00:00:08,302 --> 00:00:10,504
?�When�I�saw�myself�again�?
4
00:00:10,571 --> 00:00:12,173
?�I�was�thinking�about
how�I�felt�?
5
00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,642
?�When�you�fooled
my�heart�again�?
6
00:00:14,709 --> 00:00:16,177
?�When�your�love's�not
a�shelter�?
7
00:00:16,244 --> 00:00:19,914
?�And�you�get�caught
in�the�rain�??
8
00:00:23,985 --> 00:00:26,954
-�So,�how�would�we�do�this?
9
00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:28,322
-�I�love�that�question.
10
00:00:28,389 --> 00:00:30,091
-�Do�you�mind�logistically?
11
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-�More�physically.
12
00:00:31,626 --> 00:00:32,860
-�We�believe
in�skin�on�skin.
13
00:00:32,927 --> 00:00:35,730
Eye�contact�building,
secure�attachment.
14
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What�is�it�we�like?
The�"seal?"
15
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-�Oh,�the�"Dolphin."
Firm�but�flexible.
16
00:00:40,268 --> 00:00:42,637
-�We're�not�into�lawn�mowering.
17
00:00:42,703 --> 00:00:44,639
-�I�don't�know�what�that�is.
-�Or�helicoptering.
18
00:00:44,705 --> 00:00:47,508
-�Oh,�right!
Is�that�where�you�would...
19
00:00:49,277 --> 00:00:50,678
-�There�has�to�be�room
to�breathe.
20
00:00:50,745 --> 00:00:53,714
-�Oh,�I'm�not�into
asphyxiation.
21
00:00:53,781 --> 00:00:55,916
-�More�free-range.
22
00:00:55,983 --> 00:00:57,985
-�That�sounds...�so�organic.
23
00:00:58,052 --> 00:01:01,122
-�Exactly.
-�I�can�be�a�tiger.
24
00:01:01,188 --> 00:01:03,224
-�Wow.�Great.
25
00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:04,925
-�Well,�protection
is�everything.
26
00:01:04,992 --> 00:01:06,127
Especially,�in�the�beginning.
27
00:01:06,193 --> 00:01:08,796
-�Yeah,�we�have
to�use�protection.
28
00:01:08,863 --> 00:01:09,730
-�What?
29
00:01:09,797 --> 00:01:11,499
-�I�can't�wait
to�all�sleep�together.
30
00:01:11,565 --> 00:01:14,468
(laughing)
-�Me�too.
31
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-�No.
-�Us�and�the�babies.
32
00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,608
-�What�babies?
33
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-�The�babies�that�we...
34
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we�both�want�to�get
pregnant�at�the�same�time.
35
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But�we�wouldn't�with�you,
do�the...
36
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-�No,�you�would...
in�a�cup�and�then...
37
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(lips�popping)
-�I'm�so�confused.
38
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-�Did�you�not�put�this
on�our�profile?
39
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-�This�was�definitely
not�on�your�profile.
40
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-�Rosa's�not�great
with�technology.
41
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-�Oh,�I�take�that
as�a�compliment.
42
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-�We're�best�friends.
We�met�when�we�were�15?
43
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-�Yeah,�when�we�worked
in�that�bathing�suit�store.
44
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-�Oh,�he�doesn't�need
to�know�that.
45
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-�The�owner�would�make�us
46
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try�on�the�bikinis
just�to,�you�know,
47
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like,�see�how�they�fit.
48
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And�then�he�would
take�our�picture--
49
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-�Stop,�stop!
-�And�then...
50
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-�Anyhow...
-�In�retrospect,
51
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it�was�very�wrong.
52
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-�We�bonded,
53
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and�we've�been�best�friends
ever�since.
54
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Now,�we're�both
recently�single.
55
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-�Out�of�some�bad�relationships.
56
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-�The�point�is...
57
00:02:03,851 --> 00:02:05,486
we�both�always
wanted�to�be�mothers,
58
00:02:05,553 --> 00:02:07,355
but�we�don't�want
to�do�it�alone.
59
00:02:07,421 --> 00:02:08,622
-�We�love�each�other.
60
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You�know,�but�time�is�ticking
61
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so�why�not�do�it�together?
62
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-�But�adoption
is�super�complicated.
63
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-�And�buying�sperm�is...
-�We�don't�want�that.
64
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-�Because...
-�We�want�a�dad�in�the�picture.
65
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-�You'd�be�very�much�involved.
-�Definitely.
66
00:02:20,101 --> 00:02:23,070
-�But�we�can't�have�actual�sex
with�you�because...
67
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-�It�can�get�complicated.
68
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-�So...
69
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Why�are�you�on
a�threesome�app?
70
00:02:32,012 --> 00:02:33,748
(light�background�chatter)
71
00:02:35,249 --> 00:02:37,651
-�Why�are�we
on�a�threesome�app?
72
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-�Are�we?
(chuckling�nervously)
73
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-�That�is�definitely
not�a�co-parenting�app.
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-�No.
75
00:02:45,259 --> 00:02:46,994
-�You�put�"looking�for�daddy"
76
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on�a�threesome�app?
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-�Well,�because�we�are.
78
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We�are�looking�for�daddy.
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(playful�music)
80
00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,746
-�Did�you�bring�everything?
81
00:03:05,813 --> 00:03:08,482
-�For�the�third�time,�yes.
82
00:03:08,549 --> 00:03:10,384
-�After�that�debacle
with�the�co-parenting�app,
83
00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,886
you�can't�really�blame�me
for�worrying.
84
00:03:11,952 --> 00:03:13,654
-�Well,�that�was�kind
of�your�fault,�though.
85
00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,489
-�How�is�that�my�fault?
-�Well,�if�you�weren't
86
00:03:15,556 --> 00:03:17,825
in�recovery�from
your�dating�app�addiction,
87
00:03:17,892 --> 00:03:19,326
you�would've�put�us�on�the�app.
88
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And�none�of�that
would've�happened.
89
00:03:21,095 --> 00:03:22,530
-�Shh,�he's�coming.
90
00:03:24,665 --> 00:03:26,500
(footsteps�approaching)
91
00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:29,937
-�Sorry�about�the�sweat.
I'm�training�for�a�triathlon.
92
00:03:30,004 --> 00:03:31,505
(man�groans)
93
00:03:31,572 --> 00:03:33,140
Cycling's�my�weakest.
94
00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:34,809
(chuckling)
95
00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,879
-�You're�so�athletic.
96
00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,182
(chuckles)
97
00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:44,718
-�So...
98
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A�mortgage,
I'm�excited�to�help�you
99
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take�this�next�step.
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-�Us,�too.�Very.
101
00:03:50,224 --> 00:03:51,792
-�So�let's�start
with�your�assets.
102
00:03:51,859 --> 00:03:53,694
-�Anna�has�more�assets
than�I�do.
103
00:03:53,761 --> 00:03:57,064
-�Don't�sell�yourself�short.
Rosa�also�has�assets.
104
00:03:57,131 --> 00:03:58,566
-�Not�really.
105
00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:00,100
-�Did�you�bring�everything?
106
00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:02,436
-�My�last�two�tax�returns,
107
00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:05,339
my�bank�statement,
my�credit�card�statement.
108
00:04:05,406 --> 00:04:07,374
I�also�have�some�savings.
Rosa�does�too.
109
00:04:07,441 --> 00:04:09,009
We�could�pool�together
about�80k.
110
00:04:09,076 --> 00:04:12,213
-�That's�pretty�low
for�this�city,�but,�um,�okay.
111
00:04:12,279 --> 00:04:13,514
Uh,�are�you�freelance?
112
00:04:13,581 --> 00:04:15,249
-�I'm�a�wardrobe�stylist.
113
00:04:15,316 --> 00:04:18,118
Events,�print�ads,
film�premieres.
114
00:04:18,185 --> 00:04:20,321
-�I'm�currently�working
my�way�through�the�entire
115
00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:21,856
Criterion�Collection.
116
00:04:21,922 --> 00:04:23,891
-�I'd�love�to�know
your�favourites.
117
00:04:24,925 --> 00:04:26,160
-�Yeah,�um...
118
00:04:28,062 --> 00:04:30,531
Back�to,�um...�So...
119
00:04:30,598 --> 00:04:32,199
On�your�own,
this�would�be�tough,
120
00:04:32,266 --> 00:04:33,667
but�as�a�couple...
121
00:04:33,734 --> 00:04:35,970
-�Oh,�we're�not�a�couple.
We're�best�friends.
122
00:04:36,036 --> 00:04:38,339
-�We�live�together,�though.
I�mean,�Anna�lives�with�me
123
00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:40,074
since�her�most�recent
very�bad�divorce.
124
00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,242
-�It�wasn't�that�bad.
125
00:04:41,308 --> 00:04:43,277
Anyway,�we�thought,
"Why�not�pool�our�resources
126
00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:44,612
and�get�into�the�market?"
127
00:04:44,678 --> 00:04:47,047
-�Makes�a�lot�of�sense
in�this�economy.
128
00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:49,016
-�Exactly.
129
00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:51,018
-�So�can�I�see�yours?
130
00:04:51,085 --> 00:04:52,586
-�Uh-huh...
131
00:04:53,153 --> 00:04:54,622
(clears�throat)
132
00:04:59,894 --> 00:05:02,930
-�This�is�a...
This�is�your�resume.
133
00:05:03,531 --> 00:05:06,367
And�a�bank�statement.
134
00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,602
Okay,�and,�um...
135
00:05:09,336 --> 00:05:11,572
"Rosa�is�kind�and�warm-hearted,
136
00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:14,174
and�I�love�it�when�she�reads
to�me�and�rubs�my�feet."
137
00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:17,144
What�is�this?
-�Some�assessments�of�my�work.
138
00:05:17,211 --> 00:05:18,279
-�No,�Rosa,
139
00:05:18,345 --> 00:05:21,682
I�said,�"Notice�of�assessments"
from�your�taxes.
140
00:05:21,749 --> 00:05:24,285
-�Have�you�filed�your�taxes?
141
00:05:24,351 --> 00:05:27,154
-�Um,�it's�been�a�few�years.
142
00:05:27,221 --> 00:05:29,323
-�A�few?
-�Seven...
143
00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:31,392
Nine...�Ever...
144
00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,494
But�I�am�on�it�now.
145
00:05:33,561 --> 00:05:34,862
I'm�ready.
146
00:05:34,929 --> 00:05:37,364
-�Hmm,�okay,�you're�ready!
147
00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:39,099
Alright,�so...
148
00:05:40,434 --> 00:05:41,835
You're�a...?
-�Poet.
149
00:05:41,902 --> 00:05:42,937
And�a�personal�support�worker.
150
00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:45,072
-�Rosa's�amazing
with�old�people.
151
00:05:45,139 --> 00:05:47,608
-�Elderly.�We�don't
say�"old"�anymore.
152
00:05:47,675 --> 00:05:49,043
-�Full-time?
153
00:05:49,109 --> 00:05:50,311
-�Sort�of.
154
00:05:50,377 --> 00:05:52,880
I�also,�I�need�time�to�write.
155
00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,183
-�Okay,�yeah...�Uh...
156
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I'm�sorry.�I�don't
think�I�can�make�this�work.
157
00:05:59,486 --> 00:06:01,956
-�What?
-�You�have�no�other�holdings.
158
00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:03,891
A�bare�minimum�down�payment.
159
00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:06,160
How�would�you�cover
closing�costs
160
00:06:06,226 --> 00:06:08,696
or�taxes�and�escrow?
161
00:06:08,762 --> 00:06:10,130
Maybe�you�should�just�rent.
162
00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:12,499
-�But�we're�hoping
to�start�a�family.
163
00:06:12,566 --> 00:06:14,935
We�need�security,
we�need�roots.
164
00:06:15,002 --> 00:06:16,637
-�Can�you�get�us�a�tiny�house?
165
00:06:16,704 --> 00:06:18,038
-�Not�the�tiny�houses�again.
166
00:06:18,105 --> 00:06:19,673
-�In�some�places,
five�people
167
00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,041
live�in�a�walk-in�closet.
168
00:06:21,108 --> 00:06:23,677
This�would�be�just�the�two�of�us
in�a�shipping�container.
169
00:06:23,744 --> 00:06:25,479
-�Stop�it.
-�We�just�need�a�starter.
170
00:06:25,546 --> 00:06:27,982
You�know,�to�build�up
our�portfolio.
171
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-�Equity.
172
00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:31,185
-�We�need�a�nest.
173
00:06:31,251 --> 00:06:33,153
Please,�help�us.
174
00:06:34,254 --> 00:06:37,191
-�I�mean,�if�you're�willing
to�go�low,�like,
175
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400�square�feet...
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-�We�are.
-�We�are?
177
00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,263
-�Well,�then�get�me
your�tax�returns
178
00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,865
as�soon�as�possible.
179
00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:46,667
And�I'll�do�my�best.
180
00:06:46,734 --> 00:06:48,936
-�Thank�you.
-�You�won't�regret�this.
181
00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:52,239
-�Mmm.�Mm-hmm.�Okay.
182
00:06:54,975 --> 00:06:56,143
-�Oh.
183
00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:59,179
How�do�you�feel
about�being�a�father?
184
00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:01,181
-�Oh,�my�God.
185
00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:03,784
-�I'm�pretty�good
just�being�a�mortgage�broker.
186
00:07:03,851 --> 00:07:05,686
(nervous�chuckling)
187
00:07:05,753 --> 00:07:07,655
-�Thanks.
188
00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:11,025
-�What?�He's�good�with�money,
likes�movies.
189
00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:13,360
Plus,�we've�had�no�good�matches
on�the�app,�yet.
190
00:07:13,427 --> 00:07:15,796
-�It�takes�time!
We�get�more�interest�every�day.
191
00:07:15,863 --> 00:07:18,565
See?
-�Hello,�Baby�Daddies.
192
00:07:18,632 --> 00:07:20,467
Did�you�reply?
Should�I�reply?
193
00:07:20,534 --> 00:07:22,970
Let�me�hold�it!
-�No�apps�for�you!
194
00:07:23,037 --> 00:07:24,905
You�spiral.
-�Fine.
195
00:07:24,972 --> 00:07:26,640
But�don't�be�too�keen.�Be�cool.
196
00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:27,808
We�don't�want
to�seem�desperate.
197
00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,276
-�Says�the�woman
who�just�propositioned
198
00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:30,444
our�mortgage�broker.
199
00:07:30,511 --> 00:07:31,979
-�Again,�good�with�money,
200
00:07:32,046 --> 00:07:34,148
likes�movies,�very�athletic.
201
00:07:34,214 --> 00:07:36,316
(?�Love�As�A�Weapon�?
by�Little�Scream)
202
00:07:36,383 --> 00:07:38,886
Subtitling:�difuze
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