All language subtitles for Late Bloomer s01e04 The Turban.eng

(birds chirping, voices
speaking in distance)

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(Gurdeep humming)

(humming continuing)

So... no more
little boy patka.

Are we done yet?

Uh... wait.

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There. Shabaash.

Now, we are done.

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Woman:
Jasmeet! Jasmeet?

Yeah. I'm coming.

Yeah. I heard her.

I'm not done yet.

Woman: (on phone) We're still on
for lunch tomorrow, right?

Jasmeet:
Hell yeah. One more sleep.

- Woman: Okay. That's adorbs.
- (dinging)

Yeah. I'm excited to finally
hang out in 3D again.

Jasmeet:
We should watch RRR together.

- Woman: I'd love that.
- Um, not to be weird,

but would your boyfriend be
okay with us RRR and chilling?

Woman: Why? Do you think he
owns me or something?

No. It's not that.
It's just, like-- Never mind.

I mean, has he seen RRR?

So funny to say RRR fast.

- RRR. RRR. RRR.
- (woman laughing)

(beeping)

Hello? Hello?

(sighing)

(Jasmeet sighing)

Daddy, do you know what
that man looks like?

Daddy, do you know what
that man looks like?

- (whispering) Duncan.
- That man,

- he looks like a pirate.
- Dad: Duncan, we don't--

we don't say things like
that about strangers.

- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, it's all good, man.

I'm actually kind of relieved.

I thought he was going
to say "terrorist."

(laughing) Yeah.

Jasmeet:
Anything's better than that.

Although it's kind of an
outdated reference

for the younger
generation, right? I mean,

do kids even know what
9/11 is anymore? You know?

- Uh--
- But he keeps saying, "Arr,"

and he's wearing a funny hat.

Dad:
It's not a funny hat.

It's a.. special
hat that they wear.

- It's actually a turban.
- Oh.

- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

I just never know what
the right terms are.

It's "turban."

I just assume

turbans were associated with
religious things.

Yeah. I-- I-- I guess
they are. Yeah.

You see, Duncan? This is
just a really religious man.

Well, I-- I wouldn't say

I'm, like, very religious or
anything, necessarily, you know?

Ah. Okay.

Wait. So, if you're
not religious,

why-- why do you wear it?

(dinging, doors opening)

Well, have a nice day.

Daddy, what's Nine Levin?

Dad:
Oh, it was just a real bad day.

(dinging, doors closing)

Man:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No. I see what he's saying.

Definitely, you
look like a pirate.

Like, if you just had
an eyepatch...

and, like, a-- you
know, like, a parrot.

(Imitating squawking)

Your parrot over
here? (Imitating squawking)

Okay. How you going to let

a little white boy
roast you like that?

You know how long it's been
since anyone's asked me,

"Hey, why do you wear
that thing on your head?"

I used to get that all the time.

You used to wear a turban?

Mm-hmm.

Chippy:
Oh, yeah!

Oh, you guys are so cute!

Why'd you stop wearing it?

Neal: I don't know.
I guess one day

I just decided I didn't
want to anymore.

I wanted to give my hairline a
fighting chance, you know?

Wow. That's how you
remember it, huh? Okay.

Honestly, it's crazy,
because it's like,

I don't even know why
I wear my own pagg.

Like, I've always just
tied one because I had to.

(typing)

Well, Sikhipedia
says the Sikh turban

is a symbol of honour,
self-respect, courage, dev--

Yeah. I don't need, like, the
textbook Sikh camp uncle answer.

Okay. Then why don't
you ask your dad?

Didn't he teach
you how to tie it?

Nah, man. That window's closed.

He'd probably just yell at me.

That's true. You don't want
to mess with fuffad ji.

One time, I asked him if he
had any oat milk in the house,

and he said I was the greatest
shame in our families' ancestry.

You think that's true?

- Jasmeet, Chippy: Yeah.
- (phone chiming)

(chuckling)

Is that the Christian
Punjabi girl?

What's happening there?

Oh, nothing. I don't know.

She, uh, she has a boyfriend.

Chippy: Okay. So you're
basically a simp?

How does that make me a simp?

You're on the sidelines of
some girl's relationship

who showed you the slightest
interest, and now,

you're holding on to the hope
that she'll break up

with her boyfriend for you?

You're basically
adjacent to the, like,

"Hey, where's my hug at?" guy.

- Yeah. Don't be that guy.
- I'm not that guy.

I'm not waiting for anybody
to break up with anybody.

We're just friends.

(phone chiming)

Oh, shit.
Neal, we should move.

Sunny's holding this
langar at the Gurdwara

for his new truck.

Weird, but very on brand.

Neal:
It's not that weird.

Like, really, what's the
difference between a truck

and a human in the eyes of
the almighty creator?

Uh, everything?

Chippy:
Not unless it has truck balls,

which... I'm pretty sure
Sunny's truck does.

It does for sure.
I helped him buy them.

- (phone chiming)
- And there's a lot of them.

They have all different sizes
and colours and--

- (phone chiming)
- He got the veiny one.

Oh, dude, we should make
moves. We got to go.

I'm finishing my cereal.

Jasmeet: Dude, he's texted
me, like, 14 times.

We got to go, now.

- Do you want this?
- Chippy: No.

(Sikh music playing)

(singing, music continuing)

(singing, music continuing)

(singing, music continuing)

(singing, music continuing)

(Quietly)
You know, I used to think

the Chaur Sahib
was Guru Nanak's beard.

Jasmeet: (Quietly) How
does that make any sense?

He would have to have, like,
shed and regrown his beard

a million times for every
gurdwara to have a Chaur Sahib.

We both know that didn't happen.

Yeah. I was a kid.

I was stupid.

(singing, music continuing)

(singing, music continuing)

(singing, music continuing)

- (people chattering)
- Man: Shahee paneer.

- (speaking indistinctly)
- Bro, Sunny's langar

is actually fire.

They have shahee paneer,
and it's not even a wedding.

Man: That's good.

Shahee paneer is
really good. Enjoy.

Dude, how come you're getting
so much more than me?

Because I'm adorable.

It's probably because they think
you're a new convert.

Mm. It's probably because I'm
really cute and adorable.

Yeah. Right. You'd have
to be wearing a pagg

in order for them to
think you're a convert.

(people chattering)

Look. My bad, man. I'm just
still kind of in a funk.

It's all good,
dude. I been there.

Appreciate it.

(people chattering)

Yo. This langar slaps,
right? What y'all up to?

Thanks for pulling
up for Jarnail's paath.

Jarnail?

Sunny:
Yeah, my new truck, Jarnail.

Okay. I thought having a
paath for a truck was weird,

but now, you're naming it?

Sunny:
What's so weird about that?

I mean, what's the
difference between a truck

and a person in God's eyes?

That's what I'm saying.

Alright. Whatever, man.

Why you all stressed out today?

He's having an existential
crisis, trying to figure out

the true meaning of
wearing the pagg.

Bro, how do you not know?

Like, you know.
It's part of our uniform.

It helps identify
us in a crowd, bro.

It separates us from, like,
Hindus, kalay, goray, Muslim,

and all that stuff.

I don't think
it's about separation.

It's not, like, a
racial purity thing.

Bro, we're Singhs,
lions, warriors.

We-- we run things,
and we dominate

everybody and everything, bro.

No. It's about peace and
love and selflessness.

Just because your Gori
hippy mummy taught you that

doesn't make it right.

(people chattering)

I'm getting roasted
and toasted here.

Ay-oh. Look. Neither of
you guys even wear a pagg,

so what are you arguing about?

Bro, what you mean?

I'm out here doing
seva every day!

We got a Baba
Ji Biir in my house.

My dad's the secretary
of the Gurdwara,

and look.

My Sikhi's on the inside, bro.

I wear my pagg on my heart.

- Is that an AK-47?
- Sunny: Yeah.

Jasmeet:
In between two trucks?

Sunny:
Yeah, the military ones.

Is that a khanda? Why
is there a khanda on fire?

- Whatever, bro.
- Alright, man. Look.

That in itself made me
feel so much better

about what I'm going
through, so thank you, man.

Whatever, man.
Don't waste my time.

Y'all going to pull up
to see Jarnail?

Dude, we already
came to the langar.

Now, you want us to
go see the new truck?

When a baby is born,

you don't just go to the langar.

You go see the baby, too, no?

That logic is airtight.

Alright. Yeah. We'll pull up.

- Don't flop.
- Okay.

I'm going to go do
some seva like a real Sikh.

(people chattering)

Give me a second. I'll
just be right back.

(people chattering)

(chatter continuing)

I'm just wondering, you know,
why Sikh people wear it, right?

I-- I understand it's a gift
from Guru Gobind Singh Ji.

It's a part of
our physical identity.

It's kind of like a crown.

Um, keeps our long
hair nice and clean, but...

You know, like, I also know

that other religions
have head coverings, too,

like hijabs and
yarmulkes, kufi caps.

Is there-- is there
any correlation with that?

Or is it just like, yeah, we
wear it because we're spiritual

or we wear it because
we're warriors?

Or it is just like, you know,

we wear it because we're going
to get a bunch of free blessings

from Baba-Ji?

Yes.

Uh, yes what?

Yes. Baba-Ji.

God. Yes.

Um... okay.

(people chattering)

Good. Good.

Welcome to Sikhism.

We've met, like, 12 times.

I told you everyone
thinks you're a convert.

(people chattering)

(Indian TV show playing
indistinctly)

- (TV clicking off)
- Dad?

Don't you want to go
to sleep upstairs?

(murmuring)

(clock ticking)

Actually, I did have something
I wanted to ask you.

(whip cracking)

You... you don't know?

- (metal swiping against metal)
- (voice echoing)

You don't know why?

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(grunting, smacking)

(smacking)

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(music ending abruptly)

(clock ticking)

Dad? Dad?

(clock ticking)

(man singing in
Punjabi)

(singing continuing)

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(singing continuing)

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(singing continuing)

Good. Very good.

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I always thought
you were religious

- because of the turban.
- Do I, like, give off

a really religious vibe
or something?

Am I, like, just always
emitting an aura of godliness?

Am I... Am I God?

You do have the complex, yes.

Kind of like, uh, Jesu--

Not you dissing my homeboy.

I know, right?
It's giving Judas.

(Rebecca laughing)

But really, there's
nothing wrong with it.

I mean, I'm religious.

Really?

I wear my cross everywhere I go.

Oh. Well, that's a little more
subtle than a turban, but...

I mean, does the iconography
of it all really matter?

I'm close with God.

That's a me and him
relationship.

Who cares what the rest
of the world thinks?

I think you're overthinking it.

When I harp on something,

I tend to make it worse.

Maybe just let
the answers come to you

when they're supposed to.

Yeah. That's, uh, solid
insight. Thank you.

(phone buzzing)

I got to get back to work,

but thanks for lunch.

And hey, maybe next
time, we can talk

about my problems for a change.

Oh, no! Oh, you can't
leave on that note.

I feel terrible.

I'm-- I'm just teasing.
It's-- it's fine.

(sighing) No, but for real,
I really do want to hear

about your problems, though.

Okay. Well, maybe next time,

if my boyfriend
allows it, right?

Oh, my God. Not
the double whammy!

Look. I did not
mean it like that.

I know. It was a dumb question,

but I'm just teasing.

So, you don't have
to answer this,

but how long have you
guys been together?

Since high school.

Wow.

We met at church, actually,

and some more fun
trivia for you:

He's the only person
I've ever really... been with.

Huh. Now, these aren't

the problems that you're
referring to, are they?

- Next time.
- Okay. Alright.

Hey, but don't let your problems

get any better 'til then, okay?

As a matter of fact,
I hope they get worse.

Oh. You're terrible.
Okay. (chuckling)

(people chattering)

(truck horn honking)

Jasmeet:
Yo!

Oh, shit. Guy
actually showed up.

Told you I was going to pull up.

Sunny:
Look at her. Isn't she

the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?

She? I thought
you named it Jarnail?

Jarnail Kaur.

Sikh names are unisex.
You know this, bro.

Yeah, okay,
but it has balls.

So what? Girls can't
have balls now?

What are you,
a tranny-phobe or some shit?

Jasmeet: Whoa, whoa,
whoa! Yo. You know

that's not the right
terminology for--

- Sunny!
- Ah, fuck.

Sunny, why are you
writing off condoms?

This chick, yo.
Always on my case.

Trust me. You don't
want my drivers

having random
babies across the country,

asking for more money to
pay for child support.

I'm saving us money here.

Maybe they keep it
in their pants.

The CRA doesn't allow
for this.

Yo, fuck the CRA.

They have their robot kuttis
call me all the time,

making threats and shit.

That's not the CRA.
That's spam.

Who the fuck's Pam?

Hey, Jasmeet, you know my
accountant, Amrit?

- No. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Jasmeet.

Hey, why don't you ask her about
your, uh, little pagg problem?

What? I don't have
a pagg problem.

- What are you talking about?
- (thumping, men shouting)

Oh, Shampy.

What the fuck, yo?

I'll be back, guys.

Amrit:
So, what is it?

You can't find the right style
for your face shape, or...?

No. It was just some, like, kid
that asked me why I wear one.

First of all, he said
I looked like a pirate.

You know which one I get?

People think
I'm a hijabi.

Not that there's anything
wrong with that.

Yeah. Not that there's
anything wrong

- with being a pirate, either.
- (chuckling)

But yeah.

It got me asking myself
why I wear a turban, you know,

and I guess I just don't
really have an answer.

There's nothing wrong with
asking, and believe me,

I understand the pain
of not having an answer.

So, what I usually do...

I tell them I'm a
turban-wearing Sikh woman.

I wait for them to put
their minds back together.

Then I explain to them
that the Sikh philosophy

believes in the
equality of genders

and I wear my turban to
reclaim and uphold that truth.

It's clean, straight
to the point.

I don't think it's for
anyone to tell you.

I mean, as long as you're
honest with yourself

about what it means to you,

that's where the true
beauty of it lies.

Besides, the Gurus did encourage
us to think for ourselves

and keep learning, you know?

Anyway, it was nice meeting you.

I got to go check on Sunny

and his horny trucker
clan situation.

Bye.

See you.

(horn honking, men chattering)

I'm done.

You can go ahead.

Wait.

(Gurdeep humming)

(humming continuing)

(humming continuing)

There.

Thanks.

So, lately, I've been asking
myself a lot of deep questions

and really thinking about my
identity, my culture,

and it all has to do with this.

Um, some people
call it a turban.

Others call it
a pagg or a dastar,

and I'm sure many people
all across the world

have different names for it.

And I know what it
represents for Sikh people.

It's a symbol that promotes
equality and acceptance

that started centuries
ago in India,

during a time where
it wasn't so easy

to be truly free with
your ideas and beliefs.

- (rustling)
- And all of that is great

and holds a lot of
significance to my pagg,

but I'm not even sure if it's
about just that, you know.

(rustling)

(footsteps approaching)

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(sighing)

And yeah, it's a symbol
of royalty as well.

We wear it to stand out

among a crowd of
hundreds of people.

But sometimes, I just
ask myself, like,

"Do I really want to stand out?"

And I know that's insane saying
that as I record this video

for hundreds of you guys
to watch, but I don't know.

Sometimes, I just want
to be a part of the people,

like, the working
people as well.

I want to be both carrying
this royal crown,

but I also kind of
see it as a hard hat,

because it adds an extra
layer of protection,

comfort, safety

as I enter and occupy new
spaces and represent my family,

my culture, my people,

my ancestors, my royalty,

and also myself.

So, yeah.

Yeah. That's what
the pagg means to me.

Amrit: Okay, but why are you
expensing the truck balls?

Oh, my God! Why not?

Are they
a necessary accessory?

Do they help
you make deliveries?

It's part of our branding!

It sets us apart!

That's why you
have decals on the doors.

Well, you know what we
should go with?

"When you go
with Hogi Trucking,

you know you're getting the
guys with the balls

to make the deliveries."
That's dope.

- Okay.
- That's dope.

Okay. What about
the Amiri Jeans?

- Mm-hmm.
- The Gucci hoodie?

- Mm-hmm.
- The LV scarf?

What?

It's-- it's the brand!
I'm a drippy Jaat.

- Oh, my God.
- What can I not write off?

Like, Gomit Thursday. Don't
make us cancel Gomit Thursday.

I'll have a mutiny
on our hands.

- Sunny.
- You seen some of these guys?

- Sunny!
- They're 400 pounds,

and they can swing.

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