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(beeping)
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When did a fast food
combo become $18?
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You know what I mean,
like, this shit isn't gourmet.
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My parents immigrated
over here,
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just like every other
immigrant,
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didn't speak the language,
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had to work shitty jobs
and long hours
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to provide a better life for us
just to have us
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sitting here eating some
bland-ass chicken sandwich
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that I can't even afford?
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Was this really the dream?
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The rich keep getting richer,
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and making us
buy pointless shit.
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then blaming us for
being poor
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for making us buy
said pointless shit.
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You got rich and built
this country
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off of stealing resources and
wealth from our ancestors,
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which turned us into, like,
developing nations,
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then we had to emigrate our
asses over here
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just to be duped again
and continue staying broke?
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(knocking)
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Oh.
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The or--
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Um, what'd you get?
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Saag paneer, right?
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Yup, this is it.
Here you go.
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
Enjoy.
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(sighing)
Can someone help me go viral
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so then I can help myself
not be broke anymore?
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This shit
is so disgusting!
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?
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Okay, I'm done my deliveries.
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{\an8}I'm just going to
get my backpack
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{\an8}and I'm gonna go downtown.
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{\an8}(speaking Punjabi)
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{\an8}What? No. I'll go grab it after.
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{\an8}Who's car is that outside?
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The thing that I have
to go to downtown.
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The seminar for my work?
It's important?
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- Seminar?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}(speaking Punjabi)
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- Five.
- Five?
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It takes
only five minutes. Go.
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(man laughing in other room)
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Wow.
These look so expensive.
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{\an8}(speaking Punjabi)
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So, this is like, uh,
small potatoes.
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Ah, small aloos.
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{\an8}(laughing)
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Hey, man.
What brings you out here?
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My brother,
what is good?
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Ah, just showing some
potential wedding cards.
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Isn't it too soon to be
looking into all of this?
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Well, it doesn't hurt
to be prepared.
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Say, would you be down to
play tabla at the Sangeet?
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I mean, I got a ghazal singer
and all, world-renowned.
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Absolutely amazing.
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Only works with his own people,
but I insisted you play.
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If that's okay with you,
of course.
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Yeah, why ask?
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Well, I am younger.
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By a month.
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So?
Gotta respect my elders.
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Uh, yeah, sure.
No problem, man.
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All right.
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But look, dude,
I gotta head out.
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Good seeing you again. I got
this big thing downtown, so--
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I could drop you off.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You're good, man.
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You sure? Give you a chance to
check out that new, uh, whip.
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Mercedes?
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{\an8}Jaspreet: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
(continuing in Punjabi)
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{\an8}...why not treat myself?
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{\an8}(chuckling)
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{\an8}(Supinder speaking)
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(air horn sounding)
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Announcer: Welcome to the stage,
Richard Braxton!
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(audience cheering,
applauding)
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New media pioneers.
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Podcast renaissancers.
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Vlogging visionaries.
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I'm Richard Braxton,
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head of creator relations
at Influenceza,
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and I want to welcome you all
to our How To Be Viral seminar,
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ensuring your path to
becoming digital rock stars.
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- (rock riff playing)
- (cheering)
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Take a look around.
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These are your friends,
collaborators,
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but more importantly...
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resources to grow
your audience.
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(phone buzzing)
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Imagine a friend
who comments on a post...
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{\an8}Hello?
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Okay, yeah.
Got it.
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Now we'll focus
on recording.
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Be active on all
your socials at all times
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or fall
to the ultimate defeat.
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(audience gasping)
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Luckily we have plans at
three different price points.
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We can also help sell
merchandise to your fans.
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T-shirts, hoodies, mugs,
even baby pictures.
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Women:
Aww.
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Create an organic
transactional relationship
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with your young fans,
who have access to abundant
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financial resources.
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- Man: Smart.
- Woman: I'm gonna do that.
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Let me tell you about
a former seminar attendee.
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He has over a billion views.
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I'm talking about
DylanGotDubz.
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Dylan created hit videos like
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"Kissing Unsuspecting
Girlfriends In the Hood."
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Prank 2017.
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Or "Telling People I'm the Next
Black Panther in the Hood."
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Prank 2019.
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He's got brand deals with
UNICEF's Smiles for the...
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Appearances on all
the Jimmy hosted Late Shows.
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When I asked him about
his secret to success,
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he told me,
and you're going to love this,
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"You've got
to find your thing."
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(laughing)
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(phone buzzing)
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Dylan's thing was
following the trend tabs
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and remaking videos he found,
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but doing it
in the hood.
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We are in a war
for attention.
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...praise the algorithm and it
will bestow its riches...
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...the algorithm never sleeps.
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You need to be
posting every second.
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Always!
...for attention and clicks.
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Every minute...
Consume!
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Every day.
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(Richard overlapping)
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Rewatch, refresh,
reupload...
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(imitating explosion)
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Repeat!
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Up next, cancer scares.
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A fun little way to
trick a bored audience
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into coming right back.
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Blue ones.
Definitely better.
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Okay.
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Hey, I've seen
your videos.
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Pretty good stuff, man.
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Oh, thank you.
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Um, which ones
have you seen?
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See that guy over there?
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Re-box therapy.
He's a re-boxer.
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He does unboxing
videos in reverse.
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That just sounds
like regular boxing.
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Look at that.
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I mean, this is what
I've been saying.
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The internet is
the new Hollywood.
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You've got Oprah, Kevin Hart,
the Colonel from KFC.
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Phew. All on TikTok.
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The Colonel
isn't a real person.
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Yeah? Tell that to his
28 million subscribers.
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28 million?
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How does anyone
get that much?
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You got an agent, right?
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An agent? For the internet?
(chuckling)
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What, does DylanGotDubz
have an agent, too?
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Actually,
he's got one of the best.
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You might know him.
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Akash Verna?
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No, I can't say
I've ever heard of him.
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Is he Indian?
He sounds Indian.
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(chuckling)
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Is he?
Anyway, look.
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He's one of
the best out there.
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He reps the biggest guys.
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Trick Shot Twins.
Pissy Elliot.
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Max Pax Big Ax?
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Mukbang McHale?
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I could set up
an interview with him.
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- He owes me a favour.
- (phone chiming, buzzing)
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Are you gonna get that?
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- Nah, I'm cool.
- (phone buzzing)
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Actually, you know what?
Can you just give me one second?
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I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
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- Hello?
- Supinder: Jasmeet!
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Is everything okay?
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{\an8}Big mistake...
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{\an8}Mom, how's this an emergency?
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Supinder:
I don't want you to waste money.
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It's gonna be, like,
a four-cent difference.
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Can you stop blowing up
my phone? Oh, my God.
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{\an8}Four cent is nothing?!
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Hello? Hello. Hello!
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Sorry about that, man.
I'm just dealing with--
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No worries.
We've all got wives.
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It was actually my mom.
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Okay, it's locked in.
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You got a meeting tomorrow
morning with Akash at 10:30.
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- You good?
- Uh...
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Great. Don't be late.
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Announcer: We all know the earth
is actually flat, right?
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But what if I told you...
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(door shutting)
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Dude, I swear you're at my house
more than you are your own.
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Well, yeah, have you
tried your mom's food?
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Yeah.
I've had my mom's food.
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Oh, dude.
How was the seminar?
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I don't know, man.
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It was just like, "Hey,
take this shitty popular video
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and then remake it and put your
shitty little spin on it.
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- Does that work?
- I have no idea.
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It's just, like,
why even have an audience
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if you're not
really saying anything?
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Money?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I did land this meeting
with some big-time agent
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named Akash Verna.
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You said "Akash Verna?"
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- Yeah.
- Akash Verna. The agent.
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- Yeah.
- Bro!
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Way to bury the lead.
Congrats.
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That's huge.
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Yeah, but I don't think
he knows who I am.
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I don't know
who he is, either.
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I'm just gassing you up, man.
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Why you keep saying
his name like you know him?
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It's just exciting!
He's an agent!
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And I think
he's a Brown guy.
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- Oh, he's a bragent.
- Yeah, he's a bragent.
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I love that.
Brown on Brown, bro.
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Yeah, I think
he might hook it up.
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Brown on Brown crime.
Let's get it.
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No, there's no crime.
We're just...
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I just mean, like...
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I'm just trying to get signed.
I'm not trying to commit crimes.
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I'm not saying literally,
I'm just saying, like--
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Supinder:
Neal, you want some more?
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Of course I do, Pooji.
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Good.
Eat as much as you like
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and think like this house
is also your house.
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Okay, Pooji.
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And all this food is
like your own mom's food,
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but like real food.
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Not the white food.
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O-okay, Pooji.
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Think like,
I'm like your mom.
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Yes, Pooji.
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Think I am your mom.
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Okay, Pooji.
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I am your mom.
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Okay, Pooj-- Okay, Mom.
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Good.
Think like that.
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Good boy.
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Mm.
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{\an8}Oy!
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{\an8}Oh, shit. I forgot.
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I know, I'm sorry.
I've just been busy all day.
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I'm running around
doing so many things.
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I got important
meetings lined up tomorrow.
254
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{\an8}Uh-huh.
255
00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:11,053
Never mind.
256
00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:14,757
{\an8}Anyways.
257
00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:19,061
Don't forget, okay?
258
00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:23,098
- Okay?!
- Okay, I heard you.
259
00:10:23,098 --> 00:10:24,299
(scoffing)
260
00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:31,707
Hey, uh, kind of being
a dick to your mom.
261
00:10:31,707 --> 00:10:33,742
How am I being the dick?
262
00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,145
She's treating me like a slave
and not an actual human being.
263
00:10:36,145 --> 00:10:37,746
She's stressed, dude.
264
00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:39,548
Brown people don't know how
to express their emotions
265
00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:40,716
in a healthy way.
266
00:10:40,716 --> 00:10:42,084
It's this generational curse
passed down
267
00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:43,886
by Imperialist regimes.
268
00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:45,421
Okay, hold the lecture.
269
00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,489
You only have one generationally
cursed parent all right?
270
00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:49,992
And he's so much more chill
compared to his sister.
271
00:10:49,992 --> 00:10:51,627
I'm not trying to
lecture you, dude.
272
00:10:51,627 --> 00:10:53,896
I'm just saying, like,
she's your mom.
273
00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:54,997
All right, man, whatever.
274
00:10:54,997 --> 00:10:56,598
Like, I don't wanna
hear it right now.
275
00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:59,234
Just, I got a big day tomorrow,
so I'm just going to crash.
276
00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:02,938
- Now?
- Yeah, now.
277
00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:04,306
- Okay.
- Yeah.
278
00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:07,142
Word.
Cool, dude.
279
00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:10,479
Good luck tomorrow.
280
00:11:10,479 --> 00:11:13,248
Your big day. Bye!
281
00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,484
- Yeah.
- Love you, man.
282
00:11:15,484 --> 00:11:16,752
Love you, too.
283
00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:18,454
Neal:
Mom, can I have some to go?
284
00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:19,855
Supinder:
Yes. Why not?
285
00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:20,989
Neal:
Thank you, Pooji.
286
00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,091
(door closing)
287
00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:27,096
Hey, what's going on, guys?
288
00:11:27,096 --> 00:11:29,698
{\an8}Today I'm about to do something
that I never thought I could do
289
00:11:29,698 --> 00:11:32,201
{\an8}in a million years,
and that is
290
00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:33,969
{\an8}to buy my dad a brand new
291
00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,504
{\an8}sports car!
292
00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,638
(air horn blowing)
293
00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:39,041
Woo! Let's get it!
294
00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:52,154
{\an8}(clearing throat)
Dad?
295
00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:54,456
{\an8}Yo, Dad, come on out!
Big surprise!
296
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:56,391
{\an8}(honking)
297
00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:00,295
Whose car is this?
298
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,897
Oh, you mean this
brand new Porsche?
299
00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:03,365
{\an8}Yeah, I just bought it.
300
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,668
He says he just bought it.
301
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:08,637
Bought what? The car?
302
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,310
Jasmeet:
Dad, look! Surprise!
303
00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,982
{\an8}It's yours. I...
I bought it for you.
304
00:12:19,982 --> 00:12:24,987
(bell tolling)
305
00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:40,536
{\an8}How is this a musibata?
It's a gift.
306
00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:43,705
People will take
we are greedy show-offs.
307
00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:45,274
{\an8}(Supinder speaking)
308
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,914
I don't see how any of those
things are related in any way.
309
00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:55,083
They will think that he
doesn't care about your uncle!
310
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,185
(speaking Punjabi)
311
00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:58,353
Maanvi:
What the fuck are you wearing?
312
00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,222
{\an8}Cow print?
That is literally disgusting.
313
00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:02,024
{\an8}I've never seen
you wear that before.
314
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:03,759
{\an8}What is wrong with you?
315
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:05,961
Yeah, why didn't you get
something dad actually likes?
316
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:08,063
Like a black Mercedes?
317
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:11,066
Hold on.
Where is the Camry?
318
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,968
Jasmeet:
Um...
319
00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:14,736
I sold it.
320
00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:17,639
No, my baby!
321
00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:21,476
(echoing)
322
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:22,477
(alarm ringing)
323
00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:24,213
(panting)
324
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,314
Oh, shit.
325
00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:30,886
Oy, where are you going?
326
00:13:30,886 --> 00:13:31,987
I have a meeting.
327
00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,593
I'll take her after.
I can't be late.
328
00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:38,660
{\an8}10:30.
329
00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:46,001
{\an8}(car horn honking)
330
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,809
{\an8}(Supinder speaking Punjabi)
331
00:13:58,614 --> 00:13:59,681
(Supinder screaming)
332
00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:05,821
I need to get out
of this car.
333
00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:08,190
No, Mom, you take forever.
Plus, I'm going to be late.
334
00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:14,796
Okay, just hurry up.
Please.
335
00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:15,831
Okay.
336
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,302
(speaking Punjabi)
...always gets stuck.
337
00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:21,870
Oh, my God.
338
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,672
Go, go. Please, go.
339
00:14:23,672 --> 00:14:25,040
- Be quick!
- Okay.
340
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,475
Faster, please? Hurry!
341
00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:28,477
Oh, my God. Unreal.
342
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:35,450
?
343
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:36,485
(sighing)
344
00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:39,655
Oh, my God, man.
345
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,528
Where is she?
346
00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:50,866
(phone ringing)
347
00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:52,634
Pick up.
348
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,903
Supinder:
Hello. How are you?
349
00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:56,872
- I'm not ava--
- Oh, my God.
350
00:14:56,872 --> 00:14:58,173
(sighing)
351
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,677
Oh, thank God.
352
00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:02,711
Finally.
353
00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:08,150
(speaking indistinctly)
354
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,052
Oh, you gotta be
kidding me.
355
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,156
Mom. Mom!
356
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:15,991
Mom, let's go.
I'm going to be late!
357
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,061
(honking)
Let's go!
358
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:20,562
Hi, Jasmeet!
359
00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:22,230
Great.
Now she's waving.
360
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:27,069
(phone chiming)
361
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:35,077
(sighing)
Oh, my God.
362
00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:37,245
Are you serious?
Yeah. Okay, yeah.
363
00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,714
Put your bag down.
Get comfortable.
364
00:15:38,714 --> 00:15:41,083
All right, you know what?
Fuck this.
365
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,353
(starting car)
366
00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:46,355
(peeling out)
367
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:58,600
?
368
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:15,584
?
369
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:18,453
- (phone ringing)
- Hey, sorry.
370
00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:19,454
I'm here.
371
00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:20,555
10:30. That's me. Hi.
372
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:21,623
Unfortunately, you're late
373
00:16:21,623 --> 00:16:23,458
and we have other
clients to get to.
374
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,596
Can I help you reschedule?
375
00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:30,165
Okay, look. Is there any way
you can squeeze me in right now?
376
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:32,267
I just came from
a really long way and--
377
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,435
I'm sorry, but no.
378
00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:34,936
Well, I'm only, like,
five minutes late.
379
00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:36,271
Yeah, five minutes.
380
00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,507
We actually suggest you
get here 10 minutes early.
381
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,275
So, you're basically
15 minutes late.
382
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,810
Okay, look.
It's not my fault.
383
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,413
I had a crazy morning. My mom,
she wanted to go get milk,
384
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,081
but then get got
a hundred other things--
385
00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:47,315
There he is!
386
00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:48,617
Right on IST.
387
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,652
It's Indian Standard Time.
388
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,521
Balle, balle!
(chuckling)
389
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:53,922
Come on in.
390
00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:55,490
Don't worry,
this won't take long.
391
00:16:56,691 --> 00:16:57,692
Yeah.
392
00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,763
Welcome, welcome.
You seem out of breath.
393
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,131
Do you want, uh, some water?
394
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,267
Maybe some mints
or some gummies?
395
00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,269
Uh, no. I'm good, man.
Thank you.
396
00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,504
(in Indian accent) Yeah, you
having some chai coffees?
397
00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:12,507
Huh? Some butter chickens, huh?
Gulab jamun.
398
00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:14,276
(laughing)
(stopping accent) Sorry.
399
00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:16,878
I'm just messing
with you, man.
400
00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:18,313
I got jokes, too, right?
401
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:21,049
Yeah, hilarious.
402
00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:23,785
So, I got a chance to
check out your content.
403
00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:25,187
Really cool stuff.
404
00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:36,364
Cool enough
to sign me, maybe?
405
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,633
(laughing)
406
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:41,403
Look, man, I would love to
sign you right here, right now.
407
00:17:41,403 --> 00:17:42,871
Makes me look good
to bring diversity
408
00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:44,306
into this roster, right?
409
00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,907
But first I got to get
to know you a little bit.
410
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,008
Tell me about yourself.
411
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,910
I wanna know
why you do what you do.
412
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,146
Why do you make your videos?
413
00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:53,014
Well, I... I guess I'm just
like another guy
414
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,683
trying to become
a digital rock star.
415
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:55,884
(clicking tongue)
416
00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,358
Honestly, man.
I don't know what I'm doing.
417
00:18:05,193 --> 00:18:08,330
It's just, like, people my age,
they're making so much money,
418
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,599
buying a house,
settling down, having kids,
419
00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:12,701
and I'm just out here, what,
420
00:18:12,701 --> 00:18:15,070
delivering tiffins for
my mom's tiffin service?
421
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,606
You know I dropped
out of med school?
422
00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:19,207
Wow.
423
00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:22,210
Yeah, man, I just realized one
day it wasn't for me, you know?
424
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,279
And it took forever for
my parents to accept that,
425
00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,349
and I don't even think
they fully do accept it.
426
00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,084
Yeah, no.
That's gotta be tough.
427
00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,585
Yeah, man.
It's really shitty.
428
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:33,021
Like, the constant guilt and
the constant disappointment,
429
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,422
and all these random people
telling me
430
00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,024
how much my parents have
sacrificed for me,
431
00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:37,292
and I'm like, "I get it."
432
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,694
And so, I guess, like,
these videos are just
433
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,763
a place for me to vent.
434
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:44,399
So, this is your
personal therapy
435
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,568
to thousands of random
strangers?
436
00:18:46,568 --> 00:18:48,537
Yeah, but the therapy's
not just for me, you know?
437
00:18:48,537 --> 00:18:50,305
So many people can relate
to what I have to say.
438
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:52,073
I have an audience now.
439
00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:53,542
This shit is real,
440
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:56,211
and with your help maybe
I can get a bigger audience
441
00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:57,746
and make more money,
442
00:18:57,746 --> 00:19:00,115
and then my folks can just
relax and stop worrying.
443
00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:04,819
Look, I'm gonna keep it
a buck with you, my guy.
444
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:07,889
Um, all you do in
your videos
445
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:11,259
is sit around in your room
alone and complain
446
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:14,896
about capitalism
and white people.
447
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,731
Nobody wants to watch
a grown-ass Brown dude
448
00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:17,899
sit there and whine.
449
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,334
(Indian accent)
"Oh, I am interesting
450
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,136
because I am self-deprecating.
451
00:19:21,136 --> 00:19:23,171
I project my lack
of self-worth through
452
00:19:23,171 --> 00:19:24,573
subpar internet comedies.
453
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:26,575
Wow, I am so original.
I'm so cool."
454
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:29,611
(stopping accent) Oh, my God.
Kill yourself.
455
00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:31,179
(sighing)
456
00:19:31,179 --> 00:19:34,082
Okay, so, what kind of
content should I make?
457
00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:36,751
A couple's vlog channel.
458
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:38,119
A what?
459
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,289
People love watching
regular-ass Millennial couples
460
00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:42,591
do every day things.
461
00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:45,293
You think your girlfriend
would be down?
462
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,761
I don't have a girlfriend.
463
00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,631
What? Shocker.
Listen, don't worry about it.
464
00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,866
We got a whole batch of
influencers to choose from.
465
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,368
Check this out.
466
00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:56,671
Pair you up with somebody
with a decent follower account.
467
00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:59,708
I'm thinking maybe like a five
to seven year relationship.
468
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,011
Maybe a, uh,
mixed race couple, right?
469
00:20:03,011 --> 00:20:05,847
Asian. Hispanic.
470
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:08,016
Oh, yes.
471
00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:09,284
(laughing)
472
00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:12,454
A beautiful white woman
way out of your league.
473
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:14,789
Huh? That's, like,
every Indian dude's fantasy.
474
00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:16,324
Am I right?
Am I right? I'm right.
475
00:20:16,324 --> 00:20:19,327
Not mine. I mean,
I'm kind of into Brown girls.
476
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,895
Yeah, no.
Me, too.
477
00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:23,732
For sure, but nobody wants
to see that.
478
00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:27,302
(voice distorting) I mean,
you could propose to her.
479
00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:29,337
You could plan
a wedding with her.
480
00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,506
You could
announce pregnancies, huh?
481
00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:33,541
Mixed babies rake in
mad views.
482
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:36,811
We'll provide a child of course.
We're not monsters.
483
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:38,747
And then you break up.
Sad, okay?
484
00:20:38,747 --> 00:20:40,982
But guess what?
More views, huh?
485
00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:42,817
(normally)
So, what do you think?
486
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:46,021
You down to make
some real change?
487
00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:51,593
I don't know, man. I--
488
00:20:51,593 --> 00:20:53,995
I just feel like
this isn't for me.
489
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,598
Oh, this is
the only thing for you.
490
00:20:56,598 --> 00:21:01,269
Look, Indians aren't
really cool just yet, Jasmeet.
491
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:02,337
Not yet, anyway.
492
00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:04,572
Okay, well,
I think I'm plenty cool,
493
00:21:04,572 --> 00:21:07,042
and I don't have this like,
weird, inferiority complex
494
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,677
that you think
all Brown guys have.
495
00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:09,678
Plus, what's with all this,
496
00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:11,613
like, "Oh, you Indians"
bullshit?
497
00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:12,714
Aren't you Indian?
498
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:13,948
Like, what are you even?
499
00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:16,017
I'm Indian.
500
00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,453
So, why not be a team player
and help me out instead of,
501
00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:20,522
like, appealing to
your whack-ass higher ups.
502
00:21:20,522 --> 00:21:22,390
Oh, I am being
a team player, here, bro.
503
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,792
I'm trying to give you
an opportunity
504
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,593
to not just be
the Brown guy.
505
00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,762
Yeah, but what's wrong
with being the Brown guy?
506
00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:31,232
(sighing)
All right, you know what?
507
00:21:31,232 --> 00:21:33,535
Thanks for taking this meeting,
but you clearly don't get it.
508
00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:36,638
So, I'm just going to
do this on my own.
509
00:21:36,638 --> 00:21:39,574
Okay.
Best of luck with that.
510
00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:41,042
Shall we?
511
00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:46,247
Oh, listen, I, uh...
I almost forgot.
512
00:21:46,247 --> 00:21:49,084
My cousin is,
like, a huge fan.
513
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:50,452
My whole family
loves you, actually.
514
00:21:50,452 --> 00:21:52,754
Do you mind giving him,
like, a bit of a shout out?
515
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,789
Huh? Can we just do that?
516
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:56,124
All right, whenever--
whenever you're ready.
517
00:21:56,124 --> 00:21:58,293
- (phone beeps)
- Ah. Yeah, go ahead.
518
00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:59,294
Go ahead.
519
00:21:59,294 --> 00:22:01,930
(speaking indistinctly)
520
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:04,299
I will call you, sure, sure.
Whenever.
521
00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:06,234
(conversation continuing in
Punjabi)
522
00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,083
{\an8}Oh, my God...
523
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:26,955
(chuckling)
524
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,161
No.
525
00:22:34,662 --> 00:22:36,798
You don't need to be wasting
money driving into the city.
526
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,467
{\an8}Okay?
527
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:40,935
Yup.
528
00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:41,970
{\an8}Okay...
529
00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:44,706
Let's go.
530
00:23:03,525 --> 00:23:04,793
(chuckling)
531
00:23:16,905 --> 00:23:18,039
God, you're foul.
532
00:23:34,189 --> 00:23:36,658
Wow, that's beautiful.
533
00:23:36,658 --> 00:23:38,326
Where did you hear
that from?
534
00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:41,563
I used to be a writer, too.
535
00:23:43,531 --> 00:23:45,767
There are a lot of things
you don't know about me.
536
00:23:47,769 --> 00:23:48,770
Wow.
537
00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:04,886
Thanks, Mom.
538
00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:05,920
{\an8}Good.
539
00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:16,231
{\an8}Jasmeet:
What?
540
00:24:23,371 --> 00:24:26,641
- Mom! Oh, my God!
- (Supinder laughing)
541
00:24:26,641 --> 00:24:36,718
?
542
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:41,318
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